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I bet you didn't thing Excel spreadsheets could end like this, huh? We've gone from minor errors to minors being involved with adult errors. "You want my whole hand? Want me to use you like a puppet doll?" and "Bounce you up and down like a cocksleeve? Like a good little toy meant to be filled with my cum?" are the lines for this fic.
> They had just tried penetration for the first time last week
And how old is the kid? 12. 12 and taking Mandingo penis like a pro. It sickens me to know I share a fandom with these people.
> The chain connecting the twin clamps on his reddened nipples
Yeah, no. 12 year olds don't need to be wearing nipple claims. I would offer to attach an 12 volt battery to yours, author.
> Starts to lift himself off his cock
> Then he slams himself back down until Jayce is buried inside him to the hilt once more
Again, this is a 12-year-old performing acts that professional women often struggle to do if they're dealing with a well-endowed man.
> pert ass
This is a minor.
> His pale skin is already reddened and angry
We love our white skin, don't we, folks?
> He aims for his swollen cunt again as he says twenty
At this rate, it's going to tear like a wet taco.
> You want my whole hand? Want me to use you like a puppet doll?
That doesn't sound sexy so much as it sounds literal - this kid would end up like one of those Jurassic Park McDonald's puppets.
> He's so small that Jayce's cock is already a tight fit
Because he's 12. He's not even an adult. I mock the uwu so smol trope a lot, but that's for comparing a tiny-ass woman to a full grown man. This is a goddamn child.
> Falls straight down, effectively spearing himself on his cock all at once
And without a single rip or tear. No ER visits today, lads, shotacons are magical.
> Bounce you up and down like a cocksleeve? Like a good little toy meant to be filled with my cum?
He's saying this to a 12-year-old.
> He's so light that Jayce can hold him up in place
Yeah, because he's 12.
> Viktor's so small he really does look like a toy
See point above.
What's more embarrassing: this, or the author who wrote this candidly and excitedly, knowing she'd have an audience that would masturbate to it? I'd rather take a drunkard pissing in the corner while fighting a toad than open pedophilia.
> It mixes with slick arousal and makes his cunt even slipperier
We are aware that urine comes from the urethra, not the vagina, right? Your dick would be pushing the urine in. In any case, there's going to be art for this too, because these two authors work in tandem. Nothing like getting your socks off to 'kinky art' that won't land you in the slammer but is still pedophilia either way you cut it.
That Omegaverse AU where our dear omega wears dresses and acts feminine has had two updates. Because of how it is formatted, I am just going to summarize it and only add screenshots of the most interesting/comical moments.
> Tradition dictated that whatever he chose, he had to wear a dress
TFW the tradition and laws written by alpha males always overrides your rights and dignity as a person. You can ID out of being female, but not being an omega...which is the same thing, honestly.
> Bodice was corseted, built in a way that kept his chest flat
Implying you have any breast tissue to begin with.
Hey, look at that! A LoL reference!
It's never complete without the groom-to-be to be a 6'2 hunk with abs and a big dick. It's not hetslop, swear. It's ABO so it's ~different~
Look at that. What a gentleman. They're totally going to upend all social mores now!
More emphasis was placed on the décor than on the wedding. I wonder what the smut is going to be like.
OK, who fucked the disabled heifer and plied her with weed?
The lines for this fic are:
- Knew under all that fighting, you were made for this. Made to be a whore, to be my little fucktoy
- Made you dumb? Took all those big smart thoughts away and left you my stupid little slut?
- I took your brain away baby, but the slut part? You did that all on your own
- And I’ll fuck you. Give this greedy little pussy what it needs.
- Fuck, such a tight pussy baby, so hungry for my dick.
- I want to feel you milk my cock as you come, knowing that this is your life now, a dumb little fuckdoll ready for whenever I want to get my dick wet.
That's a helluva way to open a fic! I am pleased to announce that this one is actually on the funnier side vs the 'Oh my fucking God who the fuck wrote this' shit I've posted earlier. Imagine getting so high on good weed you go on a fancy sex swing against the door!
> Discuss their limits, their safe-words
They get their safe words but 'dom' Jayce here is actually hilarious.
> It was no one's business but theirs what they did together
Sure, but you're the one who announced that this is based on personal experience. Now I have to wonder: who fucked this bitch? Usually, sex swings hang from the ceiling. If it's hanging from the door, it's for added stability, and now all I can think of is whether this bitch was literally too fat for a sex swing and broke it. If she's skinny as a rail, I'll eat my words, but I'll lean towards the former.
> He tries to speak, to call Jayce's name through the tape
I bet you thought it'd be like one of those kidnapping plots. Why yes, my dear FTM, you ARE the prey animal because, at any moment, an actual male can decide to rape you and that would be the end of it. But guess what? The major twist is...torture by vape pen!
> Riding my coattails like you deserve the spotlight
You saying trans men are riding off the coattails of men to get accolades they don't deserve? How curious!
> Twirls the vaporiser pen in his hands
I bet you thought it was a fancy laser. Nope, we are torturing people with WEED, MAN
> You're just a dumb, willing little toy for me to play with
Hey, that's no way to talk to a trans man! You need to be nastier! Call him a bitch-ass faggot who can't play football!
> Open up baby
I cannot take this seriously. I really needed a laugh after the shotacon shit. Holy fuck.
> Isn't going to waste quality weed fighting back
Drop that link to that vape pen, because a lot of people could use some nice weed.
> "Nah"
He sounds like the Soldier in System Shock 2. Gets told the world is going to end if he doesn't do what a volatile AI says and all he says is 'Nah'. The word to end all worlds.
> Curse his body for having this reaction of all things
You said weed makes you horny. Why are you cursing it? You should be spacing out by now.
Now ask him who started the Federal Reserve. That'll test the recesses of his mind.
> Don't keep me like this, I'm begging you
DON'T LEAVE ME HERE MICHAEL
> You were made for this.
Almost as if you have complementary genitalia.
> Made to be a whore, to be my little fucktoy
Trans men: when they aren't sold as brides for their tradwife Omegaverse, they're accomplished sluts. There is no inbetween.
> Made you dumb? Took all of those big smart thoughts away and left you my stupid little slut?
He should have added, 'did that vape TAKE all of those smart thoughts away?' or 'did I take those smart thoughts away' because he sounds like he also had an IQ drop.
> I took your brains away baby, but the slut part? You did that all on your own
That's some pretty good weed, man. Tied up against a door because we can't be hung from the ceiling, and the torture device was a vape pen.
> Mortifying wet noises filling the room as he fucks him open
Me when the toilet doesn't flush and the water rises back up:
> I'll fuck you. Give this greedy little pussy what it needs
These are real lines. That weed must've affect the sex talk because this isn't as hot as you think it is.
> Desperate for his wonderful partner to rail him six ways to Sunday
Do you have a breed of weed for each oen?
> He's big, even when soft, but now (he's) hard and straining
Uh huh. And how big is Viktor? Enough to be pinched between two fingers. The Hispanic Hog won't be stopped by any mere vape pen. He's the whole bong.
> Without prep
You were already wet. Your cunt was betraying you, remember?
> Pushing until he was buried to the hilt
Cliché.
> Such a tight pussy baby, so hungry for my dick
Another real line.
> Bouncing him on his cock like he's just a doll along for the ride
Well, he is. He's uwu so smol and he's tied up like a Barbie doll. The description is accurate for once.
> Just didn't know it'd be by whoring yourself out to the highest bidder
I know this is all part of their script...but this could be real. All the councilors and investors need are vape pens and good weed. 'Dude, Where's My Car?' would get a brand new NSFW version.
> Take Viktor's dick between two fingers
Literally comparing something the size of a small vape pen to an actual bong, lmao
> I want to feel you milk my cock as you come
Cliché.
> This is your life now, a dumb little fuckdoll ready for whenever I want to get my dick wet
Funny how this always seems to be the case. What do you mean they're used as fleshlights for actual men and their dicks? Don't be a TERF and stop noticing!
> Fluid gushes from his cunt
> Forcing Viktor to squirt all over his cock
There really wouldn't be any other place for it to go; that GTA firetruck is only going one direction.
> The head of his dick battering that sport inside him
Indeed it is a sport, because this man can go longer for five minutes without tiring AND ejaculates like a horse. Neigh.
They clean up, they thank each other for trusting each other, and says they will do it again because they made him squirt - which is something Viktor admits 'isn't hard to do'. The fic ends with Viktor giving Jayce a footjob. There's a giant space between it and the comments so I just cut if off at the cleanup section.
This is one of those 'not great, not terrible' fics, but I'm still snickering at the use of a vape pen as a torture device. Who on earth set up this sexcapade with you, dear author? And were you really too fat to hang from the ceiling?
The one benefit we have is that AO3 is not influencing organizations like WPATH...yet. It can be said that shotacons absolutely ruin any fandom because they infest an adult space with pedo shit no one wants to address. The few who do end up getting dogpiled because 'it's just kinky art'. I just document it - but there are a lot of trends here. The fact so many of them were victims and proceed to act like their attackers as a means of 'healing from trauma' is concerning, to say the least.
> They had just tried penetration for the first time last week
And how old is the kid? 12. 12 and taking Mandingo penis like a pro. It sickens me to know I share a fandom with these people.
> The chain connecting the twin clamps on his reddened nipples
Yeah, no. 12 year olds don't need to be wearing nipple claims. I would offer to attach an 12 volt battery to yours, author.
> Starts to lift himself off his cock
> Then he slams himself back down until Jayce is buried inside him to the hilt once more
Again, this is a 12-year-old performing acts that professional women often struggle to do if they're dealing with a well-endowed man.
> pert ass
This is a minor.
> His pale skin is already reddened and angry
We love our white skin, don't we, folks?
> He aims for his swollen cunt again as he says twenty
At this rate, it's going to tear like a wet taco.
> You want my whole hand? Want me to use you like a puppet doll?
That doesn't sound sexy so much as it sounds literal - this kid would end up like one of those Jurassic Park McDonald's puppets.
> He's so small that Jayce's cock is already a tight fit
Because he's 12. He's not even an adult. I mock the uwu so smol trope a lot, but that's for comparing a tiny-ass woman to a full grown man. This is a goddamn child.
> Falls straight down, effectively spearing himself on his cock all at once
And without a single rip or tear. No ER visits today, lads, shotacons are magical.
> Bounce you up and down like a cocksleeve? Like a good little toy meant to be filled with my cum?
He's saying this to a 12-year-old.
> He's so light that Jayce can hold him up in place
Yeah, because he's 12.
> Viktor's so small he really does look like a toy
See point above.
What's more embarrassing: this, or the author who wrote this candidly and excitedly, knowing she'd have an audience that would masturbate to it? I'd rather take a drunkard pissing in the corner while fighting a toad than open pedophilia.
> It mixes with slick arousal and makes his cunt even slipperier
We are aware that urine comes from the urethra, not the vagina, right? Your dick would be pushing the urine in. In any case, there's going to be art for this too, because these two authors work in tandem. Nothing like getting your socks off to 'kinky art' that won't land you in the slammer but is still pedophilia either way you cut it.
That Omegaverse AU where our dear omega wears dresses and acts feminine has had two updates. Because of how it is formatted, I am just going to summarize it and only add screenshots of the most interesting/comical moments.
Viktor goes home after his examination and Silco is on edge over it. Viktor tells him it went well and not to worry, but everyone is worrying. Vander hands Viktor a dossier and in it he learns all about Jayce and his family, but there's a catch - no photo. The twist is he will be arrogant and defiant until he sees that handsome face and he'll get right on his knees for the dicksucking. Vander, Silco and Sevika all approve the match because he is head of the Council and it will be politically advantageous to them. In the dossier, we get the classic '6 feet, 6 figures, 6 inches' shit you see in Tinder/Bumble/Instagram and Viktor is miffed that he doesn't get a choice.
> Born biologically female
Now THAT is interesting. We'll acknowledge that - and it's one of the few times biological sex is taken seriously in Omegaverse - but we can't identify out of being an omega. You can be FTM, but you will never be an alpha. That's hereditary and can't change, TERF.
> He wouldn't be selected as a mate for this particular Alpha
If this sounds like an NLOG, you are correct. It is an NLOG.
> He wasn't as cute and soft as the stereotypical Omega was supposed to be
You can say you're an NLOG all you want, but it never stopped other males from reducing you to your reproductive organs and treating you as such.
Getting kicked out of your own inventions and being an afterthought sure does suck, doesn't it? Alpha male privilege is just so goddamn horrible.
He didn't get to invent Hextech this time around; he had to reverse engineer it because omegas can't enter scientific societies because of their 'weaker mentality and constitution'. There will be no 1st wave feminist movement among these people. The alphas might just start pissing and raping en masse.
> You will wed Jayce Talis in a week
> Now he was to be some Alpha's victory reward, a war prize to flaunt around
Yeah that NLOG attitude sure got you far, didn't it? Now you're being reduced to your reproductive organs and it's just so goddamn awful, isn't it?
> Born biologically female
Now THAT is interesting. We'll acknowledge that - and it's one of the few times biological sex is taken seriously in Omegaverse - but we can't identify out of being an omega. You can be FTM, but you will never be an alpha. That's hereditary and can't change, TERF.
> He wouldn't be selected as a mate for this particular Alpha
If this sounds like an NLOG, you are correct. It is an NLOG.
> He wasn't as cute and soft as the stereotypical Omega was supposed to be
You can say you're an NLOG all you want, but it never stopped other males from reducing you to your reproductive organs and treating you as such.
Getting kicked out of your own inventions and being an afterthought sure does suck, doesn't it? Alpha male privilege is just so goddamn horrible.
He didn't get to invent Hextech this time around; he had to reverse engineer it because omegas can't enter scientific societies because of their 'weaker mentality and constitution'. There will be no 1st wave feminist movement among these people. The alphas might just start pissing and raping en masse.
> You will wed Jayce Talis in a week
> Now he was to be some Alpha's victory reward, a war prize to flaunt around
Yeah that NLOG attitude sure got you far, didn't it? Now you're being reduced to your reproductive organs and it's just so goddamn awful, isn't it?
> Tradition dictated that whatever he chose, he had to wear a dress
TFW the tradition and laws written by alpha males always overrides your rights and dignity as a person. You can ID out of being female, but not being an omega...which is the same thing, honestly.
> Bodice was corseted, built in a way that kept his chest flat
Implying you have any breast tissue to begin with.
Hey, look at that! A LoL reference!
It's never complete without the groom-to-be to be a 6'2 hunk with abs and a big dick. It's not hetslop, swear. It's ABO so it's ~different~
Look at that. What a gentleman. They're totally going to upend all social mores now!
More emphasis was placed on the décor than on the wedding. I wonder what the smut is going to be like.
OK, who fucked the disabled heifer and plied her with weed?
The lines for this fic are:
- Knew under all that fighting, you were made for this. Made to be a whore, to be my little fucktoy
- Made you dumb? Took all those big smart thoughts away and left you my stupid little slut?
- I took your brain away baby, but the slut part? You did that all on your own
- And I’ll fuck you. Give this greedy little pussy what it needs.
- Fuck, such a tight pussy baby, so hungry for my dick.
- I want to feel you milk my cock as you come, knowing that this is your life now, a dumb little fuckdoll ready for whenever I want to get my dick wet.
That's a helluva way to open a fic! I am pleased to announce that this one is actually on the funnier side vs the 'Oh my fucking God who the fuck wrote this' shit I've posted earlier. Imagine getting so high on good weed you go on a fancy sex swing against the door!
> Discuss their limits, their safe-words
They get their safe words but 'dom' Jayce here is actually hilarious.
> It was no one's business but theirs what they did together
Sure, but you're the one who announced that this is based on personal experience. Now I have to wonder: who fucked this bitch? Usually, sex swings hang from the ceiling. If it's hanging from the door, it's for added stability, and now all I can think of is whether this bitch was literally too fat for a sex swing and broke it. If she's skinny as a rail, I'll eat my words, but I'll lean towards the former.
> He tries to speak, to call Jayce's name through the tape
I bet you thought it'd be like one of those kidnapping plots. Why yes, my dear FTM, you ARE the prey animal because, at any moment, an actual male can decide to rape you and that would be the end of it. But guess what? The major twist is...torture by vape pen!
> Riding my coattails like you deserve the spotlight
You saying trans men are riding off the coattails of men to get accolades they don't deserve? How curious!
> Twirls the vaporiser pen in his hands
I bet you thought it was a fancy laser. Nope, we are torturing people with WEED, MAN
> You're just a dumb, willing little toy for me to play with
Hey, that's no way to talk to a trans man! You need to be nastier! Call him a bitch-ass faggot who can't play football!
> Open up baby
I cannot take this seriously. I really needed a laugh after the shotacon shit. Holy fuck.
> Isn't going to waste quality weed fighting back
Drop that link to that vape pen, because a lot of people could use some nice weed.
> "Nah"
He sounds like the Soldier in System Shock 2. Gets told the world is going to end if he doesn't do what a volatile AI says and all he says is 'Nah'. The word to end all worlds.
> Curse his body for having this reaction of all things
You said weed makes you horny. Why are you cursing it? You should be spacing out by now.
Now ask him who started the Federal Reserve. That'll test the recesses of his mind.
> Don't keep me like this, I'm begging you
DON'T LEAVE ME HERE MICHAEL
> You were made for this.
Almost as if you have complementary genitalia.
> Made to be a whore, to be my little fucktoy
Trans men: when they aren't sold as brides for their tradwife Omegaverse, they're accomplished sluts. There is no inbetween.
> Made you dumb? Took all of those big smart thoughts away and left you my stupid little slut?
He should have added, 'did that vape TAKE all of those smart thoughts away?' or 'did I take those smart thoughts away' because he sounds like he also had an IQ drop.
> I took your brains away baby, but the slut part? You did that all on your own
That's some pretty good weed, man. Tied up against a door because we can't be hung from the ceiling, and the torture device was a vape pen.
> Mortifying wet noises filling the room as he fucks him open
Me when the toilet doesn't flush and the water rises back up:
> I'll fuck you. Give this greedy little pussy what it needs
These are real lines. That weed must've affect the sex talk because this isn't as hot as you think it is.
> Desperate for his wonderful partner to rail him six ways to Sunday
Do you have a breed of weed for each oen?
> He's big, even when soft, but now (he's) hard and straining
Uh huh. And how big is Viktor? Enough to be pinched between two fingers. The Hispanic Hog won't be stopped by any mere vape pen. He's the whole bong.
> Without prep
You were already wet. Your cunt was betraying you, remember?
> Pushing until he was buried to the hilt
Cliché.
> Such a tight pussy baby, so hungry for my dick
Another real line.
> Bouncing him on his cock like he's just a doll along for the ride
Well, he is. He's uwu so smol and he's tied up like a Barbie doll. The description is accurate for once.
> Just didn't know it'd be by whoring yourself out to the highest bidder
I know this is all part of their script...but this could be real. All the councilors and investors need are vape pens and good weed. 'Dude, Where's My Car?' would get a brand new NSFW version.
> Take Viktor's dick between two fingers
Literally comparing something the size of a small vape pen to an actual bong, lmao
> I want to feel you milk my cock as you come
Cliché.
> This is your life now, a dumb little fuckdoll ready for whenever I want to get my dick wet
Funny how this always seems to be the case. What do you mean they're used as fleshlights for actual men and their dicks? Don't be a TERF and stop noticing!
> Fluid gushes from his cunt
> Forcing Viktor to squirt all over his cock
There really wouldn't be any other place for it to go; that GTA firetruck is only going one direction.
> The head of his dick battering that sport inside him
Indeed it is a sport, because this man can go longer for five minutes without tiring AND ejaculates like a horse. Neigh.
They clean up, they thank each other for trusting each other, and says they will do it again because they made him squirt - which is something Viktor admits 'isn't hard to do'. The fic ends with Viktor giving Jayce a footjob. There's a giant space between it and the comments so I just cut if off at the cleanup section.
This is one of those 'not great, not terrible' fics, but I'm still snickering at the use of a vape pen as a torture device. Who on earth set up this sexcapade with you, dear author? And were you really too fat to hang from the ceiling?
Dean Withers is basically like Harry Sisson where he hosts a podcast and espouses Left wing views to zoomers, but is up-and-coming whereas Sisson is directly funded by the DNC. During the Kirk shooting, Withers was condemned by the very people he was courting (a common trend, if you haven't noticed) who memed and dogpiled him for daring to be upset on Kirk's behalf by saying his kids were now left without a dad. Mind you, he was one of the few who never grave danced or expressed joy, he was genuinely shocked. He was opposed to Kirk in every way and the attack legit moved him. Now people are making it seem as if he's 'stepping in his wife's shoes' and conjuring up a homoerotic fantasy even when one of them is dead, all because Dean didn't gravedance. You don't have to mourn Kirk; all that was asked was to have some decency. Fujos, being progshits and being very militant, decided to write those. In this context, the gay smut is done as a form of punishment because Kirk was a critic of LGBT activism and this is their way of posthumously fucking him in the ass.
When I was a teenager and FFnet was the dominant fanfic site and AdultFanFiction.net still looked like it belonged in the 90s, the 'underage' stuff was always kept between teenagers of a similar age. Basically, it was 14-16 year olds exploring young love - and the tag was originally meant for that. In, say the GOT fandom, you'll have characters who are teenagers getting married but there is a context for it. Now there's been a growth in shotacon shit, and that includes 12-year-olds and under going with men 30 or over. One can be called hypocritical for liking fics featuring teenagers, but those characters are within the same age ranges. This is just outright pedophilia. Shotacons tend to lean towards fujos while lolicons tend to be male.
The one benefit we have is that AO3 is not influencing organizations like WPATH...yet. It can be said that shotacons absolutely ruin any fandom because they infest an adult space with pedo shit no one wants to address. The few who do end up getting dogpiled because 'it's just kinky art'. I just document it - but there are a lot of trends here. The fact so many of them were victims and proceed to act like their attackers as a means of 'healing from trauma' is concerning, to say the least.
WIFE
You can't escape your biology, and if you identify as something other than said role, that's an affront to biology that merits consideration. People love eating ABO shit up - and there's going to be a whole month of it in Kinktober so buckle up sweaty, we're going alpha male hunting.
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But have some drama, including your obligatory' 
'. She just wanted the opportunity, and knowing this fandom, they're eating this shit up. Look at the likes she gets for her shitty pregnancy headcanons. You are PRAISED for this, you dumb bitch. The fuck are you scared of?
