Fanfiction Horrors

[Aunt Carol]

One thing I find interesting is how there are these large communities of women (particularly in regards to fanfiction) who are fond of the idea of romantic and sexual relationships between men to the point of obsession, yet I've seen some studies cited that large majorities of women would not want to be in a relationship with a man that has had relations with other men. It's really quite puzzling to me

Most succinctly, it's the extrapolation of the "yaoi hole" to all aspects of male homosexuality.

A romanticized outsider version of gay relationships, a combination of explicitly-safe third person PoV and grass-is-greener fantasy.

 

[Paper Machete]

Most succinctly, it's the extrapolation of the "yaoi hole" to all aspects of male homosexuality.

A romanticized outsider version of gay relationships, a combination of explicitly-safe third person PoV and grass-is-greener fantasy.

It was basically bodice ripper het if there was two dicks. The yaoi hole basically functions as a vagina in such fiction.

Meanwhile real life is more like that sleezy Nazi larper who wrote a screed about how it's not gay to fuck other dudes complete with audio of what sounds like a dying animal getting dicked down to own the haters. That or being terminally single.

Fin.

 

[Chandelier]

A chronically disabled author took a one step for man, and a giant leap for mankind by researching Zero-G sex. Disappointed at what she found, she turned to the good ole keyboard. Zero G? More like Zero G-spot.

Spoiler: Dark side of the moon bed

They're heading to a distant star system and their coffee, sugar and food has to be rationed, but the one thing that isn't is testosterone injections. No, really. THAT is a priority. All other food items are MREs and dehydrated food packets. Of course, there IS a beef injection waiting to happen...and the testosterone is making our lil guy hot and bothered, and he's already eyeing those pecs, muscles, and the beef waiting below the belt. Yum.

As it turns out, these ships only have two people on board per voyage, and they can travel FTL to reach three habitable worlds that are waiting to be terraformed. One has to wonder why there is only two, and not, say, four or six, in case something should happen to the other and one can return. Anyways, they do have a hydroponics lab where they do grow food and host seeds for growth on these new worlds, along with drones for exploration. They're kitted to the nines.

There is a scene where Jayce pops in without Viktor hearing him, and we have our little sexual tension scene of him bumping into his chest - literally - and him wishing that the juices on his lips were from 'something else'.

> He squeaked, mortifyingly high and small
Nothing like getting clocked by your squeaks. Very masc!
> Another aspect to the compatibility profiles between every team sent out on missions like this
> Sexual compatibility
Yes, they send out couples in sets of two, like a futuristic Noah's Ark, hoping that they can repopulate foreign worlds. But there's a catch: they undergo reversible sterilization so children are not brought onto space ships with no light, no sound, and not maternity care.

> Compatible pairs would spend their downtime in bed together
> It was encouraged
> They just don't want babies popping up because who knows what'll happen in Zero G

I do have to laugh at the 'ridiculous physiological response' here. You are female; you're paired with a sexually attractive male and testosterone is making your libido run high. You want to breed. Ignoring biology is a helluva thing.

> He was too hormonal with his thoughts
Those dastardly AFABs and their hormones! They cannot be trusted with science or tasks like these! What else are they going to do but fuck the nearest man they see? Wait, don't answer that.

Rio is an axolotl - as she usually is - and she is being used to test the new environment they will eventually be landing on. Viktor gets distracted by Jayce in his Taylor Lautner pose and blushes like a new bride when he says that, instead of going on a space walk to do some repairs (cold welding), he wants to spend the day with him and watch Rio adjust to her new environment. Her success means they are able to reproduce the environment elsewhere and engage in quicker repairs, as her new tank has to be monitored down to the last decimal. So far, there are no problems...but our Latin Lover Boy starts getting a little touchy-feely.

> Touch-starved
> It sounds great on paper
> Sounds even better in real life
God, this really is a Pick Me in the making.
> He silently cursed his traitorous, hormone-riddled body
That's the third time you've done that.

There's that masculine squeak again. He's like a little mouse, uwu.
> One instinct screaming to flee
Very masc.

You know a woman wrote this when the male love interest has the following:
- male beauty that makes your jaw drop
- taller than the (fe)male protagonist by nearly a head
- Strong hips, big arms, larger hands that display strength and finesse
- repeat emphasis on them being sexually compatbile because they have complementary genitalia

And we have the classic "I am naturally into submissive BDSM because that is my role' to add some sugar on top. Add on the uwu tiny hands and we've got the full strudel.

> Sharp angles of his bony hips
Yeah, that reminds me: he isn't even fit enough to endure the trip, and Jayce is too tall to be an astronaut. You have to be a specific height to be one. She researched sex in zero G but not the fitness requirements for space travel. Logic.

Imagine if he stuck his vagina-juice pruned fingers into Rio's tank. That'd be a helluva way to kill her.

So, you're probably wondering: what's the red alert for? They hit an ionized cloud that didn't come up on their radar, and now the magnetized locks for the storage bay are ruined, meaning that all of their specialized equipment is floating around in zero G. When they go to investigate, they find out that this is indeed the case, and work to reattach them to their straps. Then we get our dramatic tension: Viktor gets whacked in the back from a crate and this sends him spinning Sandra Bullock style. Jayce calculates the exact trajectory and speed he needs to right him, and he catches him, leading to a dramatic, sexually-charged hug while they're floating mid-air. They realize that they have to drift to a nearby hard surface to right themselves, so they do, and while they're doing that Viktor has an internal monologue on how he loves those muscles and arms and never wants to be let go...and then notices his big Latin Lover boy looking at his lips. Jayce then asks to kiss Viktor.

In the business we call this foreshadowing: Jayce happens to be so big the International Space Station can use his dick to receive messages from earth.

> Confident, possessive, intensely, dangerously hot
There's that mate guarding that women love!
> We're compatible
I wonder why that is. Why would they send a male and a female up into space and have to sterilize them so unplanned pregnancies don't happen? Such a mystery!

> Hard cock against his own
She calls that roid clit a cock, and then when you see how big Latin Lover boy is...yeah, you are going to start rolling your eyes.

> It encircled his thigh completely
Then he isn't healthy enough to be an astronaut. They have to undergo rigorous exercises to endure the long flight time and pressure on their bodies. He wouldn't even pass the G force test.

> His tongue flicked expertly against his cock
We are still calling it that compared to the literal monster the male has? Hoo boy.
> His slick practically pouring out of him
And it floats mid-air! Scientists can now measure zero G based on how much vaginal ejaculate is floating around.
> Sliding into his hole between them
Which one?

What did I just say?

> High on the hormones flooding his systems
Those pesky hormones, making him all horny for a well-hung male.
> His breath hitched when his thumbs met at the center of Viktor's narrow waist as he squeezed, fingers spanning the whole circumference
This. Fucking. Line. On top of this fucking skinny-ass zombie being too ill for space, we need this overused, drilled to the ground line that makes me want to douse myself in gasoline and light a match. GET ANOTHER GODDAMN LINE

> It drove him mad that he could taste the salty musk of himself on Jayce's tongue
That's the second time he's tasted himself.
> His palms mapped the terrain of firm muscle
> The texture of him was so different
I love how this author goes out of her way just to show you how MALE the top is.
> That cock sprang free
> He was huge, thick, bulging and veiny, rock hard
Knew it. The uwu so smol trans man who would never make it past zero G training is going to be split in half by Mr. 'Dick So Big Chicxulub is Jealous'.
> You can take me. You were made for me
Something something BookTok romance something something
> They weren't merely compatible, they were designed for each other
I wonder why that is. I can't seem to put my thumb on it.

> Viktor regarded the cock between them
Yeah, now compare it to that roid clit and tell me if they're remotely the same.
> That huge cock split him open, relentlessly bullying further and further in. The stretch was nearly unbearable
I assume they have fancy pain meds because there is no STI or treatment for vaginal prolapses up there. I don't recall there ever being a medical bay.
> Inside his body to the hilt
Cliché.

> Reaching up to plant his palm against Viktor's belly trying to feel himself through it
Ah, there's that belly bulge.
> I knew it. Knew you were made for me
You said that already.
> The strength of his hips, his core, his arms
Can he even fit in a cockpit? He seems a little too big.
> Solid cockhead striking that perfect spot
I'm surprised he doesn't just knock down the fuselage with it.

> It was a dance against Newton's Third Law
So is his giant dick vein gonna burst or not?
> They had drifted into a field of floating pallets
In which he gets his back broken twice. He got knocked out from the first one, remember?

> Helpless and trembling
Name a time when he isn't.
> His toes curling at the intense sensation of being suddenly filled, stretched to his limits
You already wrote that.
> Pressing Viktor into the pallet with a force that punched the breath from his lungs
From the sounds of it, he isn't even disabled or hurt from his previous injury.
> Squeezing the life out of me
His pussy does that to his dick, those massive bear-puncher paws do it to his neck.

> The fluid orbited in a galaxy around them, glittering and shimmering
A shimmering galaxy of cum, ready to fertilize new worlds. Hope they can clean it because space stations are notoriously dirty.

> The sensation of being filled so completely through this almost too much to bear
??? This doesn't make sense.
> His muscles went slack, his tongue heavy
There is no safe way to choke someone, and he chokes him enough to give him a seizure. Nothing like giving your genius partner brain damage while fucking in zero G.

> You're so red. So fucking beautiful
Wait until he goes braindead and that beautiful, uwu man is lost forever because you liked that pussy clamping on your dick too much.
> His body convulsed violently
Oh, that's a positive sign.
> Filling Viktor to the brim
You're gonna need some Vim to clean that up.

There is no mention of any medical bay or similar facilities, let alone cleaning, so their floating cum is going to spread everywhere and create bacterial colonies. This does happen on the ISS and yes, astronauts do get bored. I cut the rest off because it's just them fucking around (literally) and getting behind on their work. They're sexually compatible and he's uwu so smol so they are going to make the most of it.

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You ready to have some nice, big, fat pups for your alpha daddy? Time to hope off that statue and get all cuddly in your new nest. Lines for this fic include:
- His tits will remain small and void of milk until he's bred with alpha cum
- bellies full of his pups and tits full of milk
- Whoever has stolen him from his dimension is a pervert!
- He is the perfect build for siring pups, could lift him up with one hand while he spears his cock
- His omega's jaw does not unhinge in his effort to milk his tit
- Me and our omega are going to milk you everyday until the baby comes
- Can't wait to get these full of milk for our pups
- Show our blossom how excited you are for him to become fat and round with our litter.
- Filled with trinkets and hand-knit blankets and, best of all, cum.
- he is able to see his blossom's bare cunt. It flowers outwardly, folds curved like petals and framed with wiry, moss-like curls.
- His cock is almost fully eclipsed between his massive paws. “With this little thing? How is he supposed to get nice and full with our pups from your cocklet?
- Their fawn doesn't have the proper technique for pussy eating yet.
-Omega wants to get all my slick and cum in his greedy mouth, doesn't he? You're so desperate for it, just a hole waiting to be filled, aren't you?
- He's waiting for you, too, and I know my little slut is thirsty for it.
- "Please fuck my sloppy, omega holes open."
- Please, omega. I want your pussy juice. Your fawn needs you to cum.
- He's clenching around me like he's trying to milk me. Oh my fucking gods
- Fuck, I forgot how much I love heat pussy.
- I'm gonna get you pregnant. After this, I'll chain you to our fucking bedroom. You won't have to lift a finger for the rest of your life. Just take this fat cock like the knotsleeve you are and raise our pups.
- I'm cumming in this tight fucking pussy. This is my pussy, our fucking pussy. Take my knot.

Spoiler: Alpha Pups, Beta Bucks

> He makes sure to scent the nest
With what? By rubbing his wrist all over things like a dog, or by whipping his Diddler out and pissing everywhere?
> He prowled around the perimeter of their den and their self-marked land
OK they really WERE pissing on places like they are dogs.
> Counting the poor fox that pissed on one of his boots
That poor fox. It had no idea it just pissed on ALPHA MALE SUPREME, it needed to die so it would always know its place.
> His pheromones are thick in the forest air, a wild scent of embers and fresh-cut wood
So he smells like a forest fire. Nice.

> When they were pups with a dream
They were grown-ass men - well, men and a half.
> Intrinsically, he is you, just as you are him, correct
Yeah. Except one committed genocide in one world, and the other did it across multiple worlds. Maybe all Stalin, Hitler and Mao had to do was declare themselves alphas, find themselves a nice wooded forest, mark their scents and the world would forgive them.
> He uses the very power that caused his lover's death in an attempt to save him
He also created a bootstrap paradox with that power and doomed entire timelines, but you're here for alpha fucks so disregarded that, everyone sucks cocks.

> The Mage howls in agony
I wonder what the millions of souls think of him shoving his snatch full of stone.
> He squirms against the stone cock of his once-beloved alpha mate, pussy red and bleeding from the roughness
I like the fact that Jayce was completely naked when he turned into a stone man and that his magic kept his big schlong intact. The elements might have withered his face away, but not that male gift. A red and bleeding vagina from bouncing on a stone dildo speaks for itself, doesn't it?
> The Mage will continue to take the stone into his cunt, whining for his womb to be filled
He should've used his magic to store all that sperm in a pocket dimension. Maybe he can find space Jayce and get fucked on a pallet while it knocks the other Viktor out.
> His tits will remain small and void of milk until he's bred with alpha cum
This is a real line.
> His inner omega will always yearn for another
This man will create a Holocaust for dick. What's his version of Mein Kampf?
> No alpha to protect the nest, no beta t calm the senses, no omega to provide comfort
STATE MANDATED SEXUAL SLAVERY

> It does not help that the other omega does smell ravishing - peaches and moss, sweet and earthy
Just smells like mould and rotten fruit, tbh
> His head has gotten quite large since he broke Viktor free from the Hexcore's influence
Literally? Well, shit. He really IS the yaoi stereotype!
> Our blossom, the divine wielder of the Arcane, the mother of our pups
Now he's sounding like Sephiroth talking about JENOVA.
> He is much like a nurturing doe
More like a doe casually walking across the road waiting to be hit by a car.
> Spiced honey coats his tongue
At this point, omega sweat could be sold as a spice. Who needs the British Empire or Indian spices when these people will do?

> He represents everything pretty and delicate
But omegaverse doesn't perpetuate sex stereotypes, no sir
> Bellies full with his pups and tits full of milk
DOG. PEOPLE.

> The Mage dons nothing but a blanket soaked in a combination of sweet, spicy, and smoky scents
So he smells like a brisket.
> Whoever has stolen him from his dimension is a pervert!
Imminently quotable.
> Yes, each sniff fills his semi-melted rain with a shot of euphoria
Huffing that omega sweat is like huffing gasoline. When will Australia make a PSA song over it?

> His omegan conscience has already made up its mind
AKA that dick is calling and he needs that pussy filled.
> Unnecessary omegan activities
Which are...? I'm not forgetting the one that had mandatory omega walking classes because even the way YOU WALK denotes your status. They're missing the foot binding.
> Omega!
UWU OMEGA UWWWWWWWWWU

> Response to his omega, a clear indicator of his safety and content state
I wonder what pheromones they release when they are stressed. Are they like tree frogs? Do they ooze toxins? Something to think about.
> It is completely unfair how the alpha can turn the world's most powerful Arcane wielder into a pile of Omega mush
1. He is not the most powerful Arcane wielder. Ryze would like a chat.
2. It's just biology, bro, that pussy wants to be stuffed!
> The Mage is not a man, he can hardly be called an omega
Correct. He is female.
> The Mage is hardly a mage
He became one through a fancy cheat code.

> Yelp and nip the alpha's nose in response
Dog people.
> Or like his slick cunt would do anything more than bleed along Jayce's still-intact cock
Because YOU ARE MASTURBATING ON A ROCK. What do you think you're doing, joining the 1000 Ways to Die series?
> He is the perfect build for siring pups, could lift him up with one hand while he spears his cock
Eugenics is OK when you've got a yaoi build.

> His omega's jaw does not unhinge in his effort to milk his tit
Another real line.
> The mounds on his chest are small things
> The flesh there remains plump and smooth
Contradiction. You just went from an A cup to a B cup.
> Me and our omega are going to milk you everyday until the baby comes
Sounds like something a dairy farmer would say to his prized cow.
> Can't wait to get these full of milk for our pups
See point above.
> That is alpha. Alpha will take care of us
ME ALPHA WANT BABIES. ME ALPHA SUCK TIT LIKE BOTTLE. WHY OMEGA NOT BREED YET? YOU WILL EXPLAIN THIS TO ALPHA
> How he wishes to worship the alpha's cock
Don't worry, that feral beast will make sure your jaw will unhinge like an anaconda for it.
> He slurps and suckles at his teet
*Teat

> The dam of pleasure threatens to burst from his core in powerful squirts
Are we talking about breast milk, or your vagina?
> Filled with trinkets and hand-knit blankets and, best of all, cum
So their nest is a Chris-chan room.
> He is able to see his blossom's bare cunt. It flowers outwardly, folds curved like petals and framed with wiry moss-like curls
I am BEGGING these people to stop writing the vulva like a flower. It's something that should have been retired ages ago.

> Pinches Viktor's cock between his thumb and forefinger
Ouch.
> His cock is almost fully eclipsed between his massive paws
> With this little thing? How is he supposed to get nice and full with our pups from your cocklet?
This is fucking hilarious. We have an alpha male with a 10 inch dick bragging to an omega that his 2 inch roidclit is nothing compared to his and he cannot fuck properly with. It's meant to be funny, but it's also painfully self-aware and I don't think the author realizes how she's basically falling on her own sword here. Yes, that tiny 2 inch roid clit isn't good for penetration and that 10 inch alpha male cock is. Who would've thought?
> It would be awfully mean of me to leave my two omegas knotless and begging for cock
Be prepared, the sex dialogue gets WILD. It's all insanely quotable for how terrible it is.

> The omega sticks his tongue in as far as it can go
So he really is a dog.
> Produces a flood of slick directly into the awaiting omega's mouth
I keep telling you: they should sell this shit as a form of a deterrent. Stop alpha male rape with one easy trick: a Molotov cocktail of omega cum!
> Their fawn doesn't have the proper technique for pussy eating yet
I told you these lines were amazing. They're the sort to make you laugh at out, so I am quoting all of them.
> Omega wants to get all my slick and cum in his greedy mouth, doesn't it? You're so desperate for it, just a hole waiting to be filled, aren't you?
ME OMEGA HAVE LOTS OF CUM. ME FEED YOU LIKE MOTHER COW. SUCH A SLUT, ASKING FOR MORE SLICKY CUM
> That's right, taste your omega's pussy
This all has the gravity of a 1980s film. It's weirdly enjoyable.
> He sucks on the entirely of his front hole
You can compare the vulva to a flower but 'vagina' is too much? Get outta here.

> He feels like a blushing maiden. His pure omega!
Pure omegas leak slick like an oil field. Sign up for the US military today to seize it.
> I'll believe it when you aren't drooling for omega cunt

> Obscene slurps and sounds of pleasure
So it sounds like a bunch of people slurping wet noodles. OK.
> Like the most refined spiced honey and sunshine. You taste like joy
I am telling you they should sell that shit. Forget crack cocaine or fentanyl: get high off omega pussy juice today!
> It's almost better than having his holes eaten
?? You are having your holes eaten?
> He's been staring at the omega's shiny pussy lips for minutes
It's like looking at a shiny flower

> He attacks his fawn's cunt, teeth first
Ouch.
> It weighs heavy on his tonge, is the perfect size and girth to fill his mouth
He's 2.5 inches, same as him. Whose mouth is he filling?
> Streams of cum and piss land in Viktor's mouth, tangy and musky
Glad omega piss tastes like honey, too.

> The alpha's fingers are twice the size of his and he has the advantage of knowing where his G spot is
?? He had no problem finding it a few sentences ago.
> Please fuck my sloppy, omega holes open
I told you: insanely quotable. Hope you all had a good laugh. I did.
> I want your pussy juice. Your fawn needs you to cum
" I need that shit on the market within the hour, Chuck! The stock exchange ain't movin' without it!"

> If he would use his hard, thick cock to fuck the heat out of my omega
> Lunges towards their Mage with a roar
He really is an animal. He's just like the Alpha from 28 Years Later: all rage, huge muscles, and a big, floppy (prosthetic) dick. All he's missing is the red eyes and projectile viral vomiting.
> He's clenching around me like he's trying to milk me. Oh my fucking gods
One could say that pussy is hardened after all those years of rubbing against stone, eh?

> I forgot how much I love heat pussy
I need this on a T-shirt. It's something a 2000s era skater would wear.
> As the omega's stomach distends every time Jayce thrusts forward
That 10 inch dick needs to carve out a space for itself. It's eminent domain!
> I'm gonna get you pregnant
> Just take this fat cock like the knotsleeve you are and raise our pups
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
> All he can do is fuck and breed until their omega is filled with pups
A proper fate for a brown man with a big dick: an animal on the prowl looking for some heat pussy to breed.
> Can't wait to teach him how to have his throat fucked
Amazing. And then we have a literal Aryan Woman In a Wheat Field line! Deepthroating and 1930 era propaganda posters, name a better combo.
> His fawn will be begging for their alpha's cock everyday
I love these lines. I really do.

> Give him our litter of pups?
> Yes, Jayce snarls
Someone needs to call Caesar Milan so he can learn some behavioural therapy.
> I'm going to make you sweetmilk everyday and then fuck you until your cunt can't take it anymore
I am getting real GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT lines just like I did with 'mango loco'. I will remember this for ages.
> I'm cumming in this tight fucking pussy. This is my pussy, our fucking pussy. Take my knot
*USSR theme plays*
> Keen and howl and mewl
They really are like dogs.

> Horny dog
Yep, keep calling him an animal. That's all he's good for and all you see him as: a wild animal only good for sex.
> His omega leaks so well for them. He wishes to feel the slide of their cocks together while taking Jayce's knot
You need two actual dicks for that
> Enticing the other wolf to come out to play
DOG. PEOPLE.
> Lowering his slick-coated pussy onto the Mage's awaiting tongue. Cinnamon and cream coat his tastebuds
I wasn't aware Cinnamon Toast Crunch got a new flavour.

> Knot deflates to half its original size, which is proportionate to the man himself
Taller men don't always have bigger dicks, but since this is a world where alpha males have horse cocks and omegas leak so much fluid as to flood New Orleans, anything and everything is possible.
> Obscene slurps and squelches fill their den
Me when the scrub daddy gets stuck in the filthy toilet
> The sheer amount of liquid is almost enough to make him choke
OK time to start selling it as a Big Gulp.
> He does not think his pussy could ever go back to its normal size after their coupling
You're expected to pop out a litter of 6-8 'pups'. It'll return to its original size. You were training for it while riding stone dick, after all.
> Want to feel your cock against mine while alpha fucks another litter into me
All of these lines belong on a T-shirt or a dramatic reading, because people really need to read and listen how fucking hilarious they are.
> The other is fucking his pussy into a gaping mess with his bulbous knot
If you can wipe out entire universes, you can make your pussy nice and small and tight again.
> Cum sloshes around them and out of the Mage's cunt
His uterus is now a water balloon.

> Prepare your knot, my Jayce
Sounds like a Sephiroth-style threat.

I would love to thank this author for the gut-bustingly funny lines here. It's a horror, but the funny sort, and I haven't seen such ridiculous shit since mango loco. All of these quotable lines will keep me going when my mood is down. I hope they do for you, too.

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One thing I find interesting is how there are these large communities of women (particularly in regards to fanfiction) who are fond of the idea of romantic and sexual relationships between men to the point of obsession, yet I've seen some studies cited that large majorities of women would not want to be in a relationship with a man that has had relations with other men. It's really quite puzzling to me. Are these online communities part of a vocal minority of women that are not only open to that, but are strongly into it? Communities on the Internet often poorly represent the general population of the real world, so that could be the case.

This might have been the case in the early 2000s, but as porn, especially gay porn, became more popular on the Internet, it became a way for straight women (and sometimes lesbians) to get the 'ins and outs' of gay sex. Ages ago there were tweet threads on how early fandoms like Highlander had anal sex with blood as lube, now there's lube everywhere with someone pulling it out of their pocket. However, as porn has become more and more entrenched in fandom overall (and one can say it's always been a staple, see the Star Trek BDSM fan zines) you'll see stuff that Tom of Finland used to draw everywhere.

This has been touched upon in the yaoi thread, but fujos love this stuff because it allows them to project and be desired as the 'feminine man' rather than the woman, because they view the fictional woman as competition. IRL, most women and people have an innate dislike of gay men, comparing them to a bucket of maggots, while with fiction it is universally hot men going at it. They do not write fic of those they find unattractive, which is why even queer films or fandoms with, say, black people, are rare. IWTV was a homoerotic novel and was turned into an openly gay ship in the TV show, and Jacob Anderson is conventionally attractive. They're not writing stuff about guys like Colin Cantwell because he's a bald meth head with a gut and they do not like those. In the same vein, their writings around pedophilia/shotacon are only acceptable and masturbatory material if the sex pest is hot, as I've shown. When he is a bald dude who is a creep in the canon, it's written with a lot more 'Ick' and people avoid it.

Being a multishipper who mostly leans towards M/F content, but will entertain some M/M content (preferably fandoms where characters can be anything you want them to, like Soulsborne games), it gives you a different perspective. But, as you can see, fujos now went from seeing themselves as the other man to wanting to be the other man, and here we are.

I think there are a lot of things at play there. I'm not a psychologist but I think when a straight person reads/watches porn of two people of the opposite sex engaging in sexual or romantic behavior of whatever kind, the viewer is simultaneously objectifying/lusting after both parties. A straight person watching straight porn self-inserts as the person of their gender. There's also a great deal of suspension of disbelief/fantasy indulgence occurring. Most yaoi fanfic doesn't describe the men getting poo on their dicks, for example. These realities are impossible to ignore when these women are considering relationships with actual bi men.

Yes. I posted in the MHT some data from PornHub that had some women who watched actual gay porn and their reasons for doing so was that it was more 'equal' and that both had their pleasure prioritized. Yaoi/slashfic is always sanitized as they do not get dirty, they don't need to douche, and they're always fit and ready to go.

These fics also have the men be totally cool with their partners not disclosing if they are trans, while IRL that has led to murder and ghosting.

There's also the fact that gay fanfiction is written and consumed by a minority, even if it's becoming more socially acceptable. Most straight women are not reading and writing yaoi.

In a similar vein though, I think many women who read about Draco keeping Hermoine as a sex slave would not want to be actually kept as a sex slave by their high school bully.

The AO3 stats I posted ITT do show a majority of women writing it, but a hefty chunk of them are 'asexual' or 'enby'. The rest are indeed straight women.

As for het dark romance, I like it when it's done properly. SenLinYu wanted a Handmaid's Tale story and yet ended up making it misery porn. I have never liked it when female characters get knee-capped at the expense of men. There could have been a lot of push-and-pull between her and Draco, with her never losing sight of her goals even when she is at a disadvantage. That actually reminds me of a Call of Duty fic I read ages ago that was based on Stockholm Syndrome and it was done very, very well, with a female OC who had been kidnapped by terrorists. I just cannot stand woe-is-me female characters. It's a pet peeve of mine.

 

[Shoulda Woulda Coulda]

Thanks for the answers. Reading the responses also made me think of the opposite: men almost never seem to obsess over homosexual female relationships the way that women do with men (at least online), yet we are significantly more likely to be open to being in relationships with bisexual women. I don't think our minds would think of a girlfriend/wife as substantially different if she were bisexual than if she were straight, for some reason. Yet it's clear that that's very different from the way women view things (or at least how most of them do).

 

[Paper Machete]

Thanks for the answers. Reading the responses also made me think of the opposite: men almost never seem to obsess over homosexual female relationships the way that women do with men (at least online), yet we are significantly more likely to be open to being in relationships with bisexual women. I don't think our minds would think of a girlfriend/wife as substantially different if she were bisexual than if she were straight, for some reason. Yet it's clear that that's very different from the way women view things (or at least how most of them do).

Women that have kissed another girl aren't as much of a risk in a lot of different ways for obvious reasons. It's very unlikely that a woman will spread an STD to her man and it's not as likely for her to cheat just for that. Her being bi might even have been a pretend phase and not really real. But it's proven that bi men are very likely to cheat and bring stuff back home and while bisexuals like to tell you they don't "miss out" when with someone, on the low key they admit they do.

Getting with a man that likes other men is just asking for trouble in a way it isn't in the reverse situation.

ETA: women also clearly value a lot more narrative in their horny material. Which is why so much of it is written erotica and steamy romances. It's a fact though that it serves a similar purpose as more visual porn does for men.

 

[scathefire]

Thanks for the answers. Reading the responses also made me think of the opposite: men almost never seem to obsess over homosexual female relationships the way that women do with men (at least online)

The men that are like that end up as hyper-online yuri-obsessed "transbians". The mirror image of the fujo-to-pooner pipeline.

 

[Chandelier]

Holy shit fujos really cannot stand a female character going by their pets for one stinking minute without making them bigger villains than an actual rapist. The 'No Niggers in My Slash' rule still applies, even if you are a black male with no romantic connection to the main slash pairing at all!

Spoiler: Rape is fine, it's black people I can't stand

> Snaps back at the black female love interest for moving on after 10 months
> Remains the only one who cares because he's super special and the One True Love
> Can't even shower properly without his man
How absolutely pathetic. The female love interest does nothing wrong but exist and these people absolutely lose their fucking minds. I cannot stress how badly this character is hated just for getting in the way of White Boy McZombie here.

> He hated her from the beginning
That's just fujo racism talking. Viktor ever hated Mel and was always polite to her. She also would never act like this and would be there with him to wonder what happened. But, as it so happens, this person is so hopeless without his pet alpha male that he has to just kill himself.

> Soon he would be with Jayce
"Niggers could be here," he thought, "Right here in my lab."

> The way he refused to spend time with Mel to stay by Viktor's side when he most needed it
She's needlessly villainized but the man who WILL BECOME A RAPIST is given a pass. Fucking fujos, man.

Look at this white boi getting all sassy with the black people. He's never called out for that white privilege because his disability and white queerness comes first.

> He hissed like an aggressive wild animal
"Get these niggers away from me" ahh attitude.
> He was tired of listening to her saying what he should and shouldn't do
I really expect him to pull out the white hood any time now.
> He clenched his teeth to hold a sob when Mel said Jayce's name
"KEEP MY LOVE OUT OF YOUR NIGGER MOUTH!"

> He needed his help
> He needed Jayce
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU FILTHY SUBHUMANS, THIS MAN IS FOR ME, GET YOUR DIRTY ASS NIGGER PAWS OFF MY MAN

Don't worry, the cripple is fine. He's got plot armour and the hatred of blacks keeping him alive.

And here we go with the assault. Black people are off limits but rape is acceptable. Everything is upside-down in the fujo mind.

> Stuck in a pit for five years
> Smells like rotten flesh but magically still wears his cologne
> Has never showered in those five years
> The pooner is still turned on
Fuckin' hell.

> He didn't want to accept those feelings
Forget those feelings: this man is the definition of a stinky, filthy homeless man who will drag you behind the bushes and rape you. The 'wild animal' thing is the cherry on top because these people don't actually like this character and assume him undergoing trauma would reduce him to such a monster.
> Felt his stomach churn with the blood metallic taste in Jayce's mouth
In which his love becomes a zombie.

> It made Viktor's clit pulse
Really? That smell doesn't turn you off?
> His smile bitter and evil
> Bites his leg
> Looks at him as if he's a piece of meat
Oh but the BLACK PEOPLE are evil.

> Slammed almost all his length inside him, the sudden invasion made him moan loudly
That is one dirty dick. No, seriously. That smegma is more toxic than the Elephant's Foot at Chernobyl.
> He finished pushing his whole dick inside his pussy and started thrusting
> He never felt so full before
Yeah you're getting raped by a stinky hobo BUT OH MAH GAWD THAT DICK TOO GOOD!
> He knew Viktor was probably feeding himself well just by tasting his rich blood
> He was finally tasting something other than foods not even homeless people in Zaun would eat
You wrote that twice, and second, you are a hobo. You are the definition of it.

> Kept saying no and kept trying to get away
> Jayce buried his whole cock inside him
That's the second time he's done that.
> The wet sound of his cock being pulled out echoing in the crater
> They fucked like it was nothing
*Raped. You were raped like it was nothing. Can't wait for a new species of flesh eating bacteria to be porn in that pooner poontang.

Look at that. He becomes totally normal after the rape and our dear vagina haver who has a bruised and bloodied neck suffered no trauma at all. All you need to fix mentally unstable homeless people is to let them rape you! What a novel idea!

And what kind of response did this fic get? Someone leaving emoji spam while being in the club:

Yeah, fuck that black bitch! You need to get RAPED BY A DIRTY HOBO to feel whole, sweaty

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Stupidsarah has decided to expand on her feminization and mommy kink for the same author who wrote the 'please fuck my sloppy omega holes open' fic I posted earlier. It has much of the same plot, but this one doesn't really hide the fact that this is just a woman with the 'man' label slapped on, and you have to wonder why she doesn't just write a female character anyways. That said, have your new iteration of fucking those sloppy omega holes open. The title of the spoiler is a real line found in the fic. Sarah is worried about AI scraping her work. Why on earth would she be worried with lines like these:
-I can feel your womb begging for it, begging for my come—fuck... Ready to swallow every drop, ready to be bred and pupped.
- wouldn’t hesitate to carve it out of his chest, desperate to do anything at all that would satisfy the beautiful, orgasming omega stuffed full of his cock.
- Feel how I stretch your little pussy out, mommy? Do you like that?
- His cunt fluttering shyly

Spoiler: Famished for🐔

> She and his dad divorced
I was wondering if divorce was allowed in Omegaverse. Apparently it is provided you are married to a beta, which is what Jayce's dad is. If you're an alpha, divorce is forbidden and you have to take that knot forever.
> He had finally presented as an alpha
> It was no surprise - dep down he always felt those base instincts in the far recesses of his gut
It's Just Biology, bro. I was born to be an alpha because I'm bigger, faster, taller, and stronger than you. Yes, I'm the same kind of man the author would hate IRL because I'm more likely to hold right wing views but I'M AN ALPHA. I'M AN ADULLLLT
> His build had increased with the excess hormones surging through his muscles
So being an alpha male gives you a boost of testosterone at 18 and pumps you up like you are The Rock. Never beating the omegaverse yaoi allegations.

> Six hours
That omega pussy better be worth it. You gotta fuck those sloppy holes open.

> Slender, middle-aged man
> His skin is mole-dotted and pale
We love our white skin, don't we, folks?
> My wife
It's literally just straight sex but the author is too cowardly and a progshit to call it such. She wants her slash but she can't handle a dick in the ass, so she goes for the traditional Christian method instead. You're not deconstructing gender if you just use 'wife'. He's a woman.
> Blinking as he feels his pupils dilate at the intoxicating fragrance alone, like a perfume made just for him
Does he smell like honey and fresh ocean breezes, or is it like milk?
> His father's wife, his new stepmother
"No, I won't tag this as M/F because that's BORING and this is GAY, GAY, GAY"

> Slowly reaching out his small hand
He's just uwu so smol.
> His skin is soft
He's just so dainty, smol, and cute! Like a lil porcelain doll!
> His father, being a beta, cannot smell the thick, mind-numbing scents curling together in the room
Betas are just there to be secondary holes so alphas can fuck their wives. Imagine getting cucked by your own son who is more well-endowed and occupies a higher place in society by birth than you do.
> Viktor isn't short but Jayce towers over him
He's got that yaoi seme frame where he basically looks like a World Trade Centre.

> Mom
Why even bother labeling this M/M? Stupidsarah is known for doing this and I really wonder why she just doesn't go Rule 63 here. Is that a betrayal of her fujo values, or what?
> It grows quite intense
> He knows by smell alone that Viktor is aroused
He's like a bull: he can taste when a cow (woman) is in heat by tasting her piss. All we're missing is him shoving his nose up his crotch.

> He can't stop himself from rolling his eyes
He's done that twice already, and if he keeps doing that, you'll make ME roll my eyes.
> His dad's wife. His step-mom
Why bother even adding female characters at all in this universe when magic males with vaginas serve that role? They never seem to answer this plot hole.

> If he were the omega, having a young, bull-headed alpha impede on his space and very obviously flirt with him
I keep telling you, these people are just animals with human skin. This obsession with making the big, muscular brown man more animalistic than the dainty, slim white one.
> his eyes would glow every time they flit up to meet his form across the table
Who needs night vision when you've got an omega with sloppy holes that need to be filled?
> Could smell the slick between his legs
Ladies, have you ever been so aroused that every alpha male could smell your vaginal fluid in a ten-mile radius? No? Well you just aren't ready to have your sloppy holes fucked open by a bull-headed alpha.
> this time with only the apron covering his small frame
Could've swore this was in a Patrick Swayze movie.

> Delicate swell of his ass
What ass?
> Pretty pink pussy
So long as it isn't described as a flower with its petals flowing outward, we're good.
> He inhales the rich, deep pheromones that Jayce releases
Ah yes, the smell so thick it can fill an entire forest. The 'ME ALPHA, ME MUST FUCK, IT BIOLOGICAL IMPERATIVE' pheromone.
> He would drink hi down, sucking every last drop of his slick like it was nectar
I keep telling you they need to sell this omega slick like it's honey or air freshener. Hell, use it as riot control where alpha males fuck each other in a rape orgy vs attacking poor omegas. Give 'em a taste of their own medicine.
> Dripping over his balls and trickling down to his asshole
He hasn't skipped the 'I cum with the same volume as a horse' day, either.

Not the Aryan Woman in a Wheat Field dream!

> Slender curves
He has none.

> Speared on Jayce's cock
It's not rape, because he was dreaming of that slender, pale, white omega with the pretty pink pussy jumping on his dick. Isn't this every man's dream?
> A large tent in his sparkling white sheets
They aren't sparkling because you just came on them.

> Famished of cock
Yeah I wonder why you're so worried about AI scraping your ingenious work when you write shit like this. 'AI can't copy human creativity' fujos say, when it nails their writing style to a T.
> Viktor is letting his pheromones spread and sink into Jayce's skin
Mushroom people. They spread by unleashing their spores into the world.
> His own alpha scent, new to Viktor, new to the house, striking a match and catching flame deep in his instincts
Yes, the author does use the 'You wish my dad could fuck you as good as I do' line, because betas cannot compare to alphas. They don't have knots or big dicks. Alphas and omegas are biologically compatible because it's Just Biology, bigot.

> More slick gushes from his cunt to soak his lap
I tell ya: these omegas can fill up the Hoover dam. You'll never suffer a drought ever again. As to how they don't lose blood sugar or electrolytes as fast as they gush their slick...we won't discuss that. It's Just Biology and you need to shut up.
> It's fast, brutal enough to wrench loud gasps and broken moans form his throat
Nothing like an alpha male breaking the headboard. Booktok would never.
> See that he can't satisfy you like I can? Merely a beta, unable to give you the knot you crave
Told ya. Alpha males are the only ones with properly sized dicks and omegas are the ones with pretty pink pussies. No, it's not heteronormativity, we are breaking gender roles and smashing the patriarchy!
> Isn't that right, mommy?
I hope AI scrapes more of your bullshit so it can create more things for people to laugh at.
> His cunt fluttering shyly
I don't ever want to read shit like this again. Men get mocked for writing women's bodies being as sexy as gravy, but women with shitty highlights and praised for their winged eyeliner don't get called out for shit like this.

> Has to bite back a snark
He's growling, he's snarling, he's an overall beast in a mansuit, no I'm not racist, this is Just Biology, bro
> The fat head of his cock pressing against his swollen , tender cervix
If it's swollen that's not a good thing. Maybe dial back that Secretariat fucking, eh?
> Please mommy, please take my knot
> Ready to swallow every drop, ready to be bred and pupped
Something something omegaverse is just fancy heterosexuality something something
> I got you mommy
He sounds like those French dolls that would go, 'PICK ME UP, MOMMY' when you pressed their backs.
> His cunt clenches
Is it fluttering shyly still?
> Milking him so thoroughly that he can feel his knot swelling at the base of his cock
Cliché. That shy cunt clearly isn't shy anymore.

> Probably shouldn't knot his dad's wife, his step-mother
The more you use female terms, the less likely I am ever to see this character as a man. You are just too cowardly and a bitch to make him a proper woman, because you know shit like 'his cunt fluttered shyly' sounds retarded.
> Desperate to do anything at all that would satisfy the beautiful, orgasming omega stuffed full of his cock
The only thing going for him is that 'pretty pink pussy'. He has no hips, no ass, no curves, no legs, but fujos will place him on a pedestal. You are masturbating to a corpse.
> Feel how I stretch your little pussy out, mommy? Do you like that?
You're worried about AI scraping your shit. I'm worried that future Skynet has to read this cringe and fry its own systems because of it.
> His small, supple breast
Itty bitty titty committee.

> His cunt pulses
Is it still fluttering shyly?
> Omega blood is an extra delicacy
> It's sweet, intense, thick like honey and addictive
> This society hasn't considered using omegas as bloodbanks
Christ, it just keeps getting worse.

> My dad is a dick
And your stepmother leaves him for that proper dick, as a true cliché would.
> I feel like he shows me off as an accessory to his life
But an alpha male doing the same thing and treating you like an incubator is different because it's Just Biology and anything else is an affront to biology that merits consideration.


> He left me, you know?
Yeah, because he wants that big ole alpha male dick. He is just following his biology. Alpha male podcasters call this hypergamy and it seems it stays true even in omegaverse. Omegas will flock to the bigger and badder alpha always.
> Rolls his eyes
I'm ready to pluck out yours.

Just like OhNovi is now known as the author who wrote 'his pussy drooled like a dog', Stupidsarah will be known as the 'his pussy fluttered shyly' girl. That is on top of the Everyone Has AIDS and Dom Triggers Are Activated. Who needs AI scraping you when you produce beauties like these?

The author and genius behind 'getting his sloppy omega holes fucked open' gave their response:

"MILF" and it's something with the physique of a backyard Halloween decoration. That ain't a MILF that's a dried up Twizzler.

---

BSwaves has updated her fic, and I shit you not, it's really turned into 'Juno' now.

Spoiler: Ghost of Ellen Page

In case you're lost, this is a 16-year-old getting groomed by a hot professor who is now undergoing a crisis involving said professor's baby. We are now addressing this issue after nothing but slobbering over giant Latino dick.
> His binder comes out of a pocket
Disabled and has health issues and yet decides to make it worse by warping his ribs. Logic.

I don't think the author does, either. This went from the teenager 'asking for it' to now regretting their actions because shocker that a grown-ass man only sees the teen as easy meat and nothing else.

They're going to grow up knowing their 'birthing parent' enjoyed the sex a hell of a lot more than they wanted to be a parent and that their father was a creepy pervert who couldn't keep his hands off barely legal teens.

Notice how he tells his issues to women, not men, as they are the ones who understand. Every man is a island and yet these FTMs never seek out men for a shoulder to cry on. I do wonder why that is.

> Buys a famous book on pregnancy
> The man throws the book away because he wants the pregnancy to be terminated so he can't get caught for what he did
All we're missing is pre-troon out Ellen Page because this is exactly how 'Juno' turned out. The difference is that Jayce doesn't look remotely like Michael Cera and people like dastardly hot men who are also anal rapists - wait, what?

I suppose some credit is due for making the groomer an asshole and an unlikable character. The issue is - it's a completely separate character. These women get hate boners for making their faves rapists and pedophiles and it's something I can never wrap my head around. Daemon Targaryen doesn't get this much praise and he was a serial cheater AND slept with a teenager!

> JayceMa
When you're so horny you forget to edit your work
> You're so fucking hard to resist
The clarion call of every groomer.

> Bites his teenage victim with so much force he bleeds
> Uses his superior physicality for intimidation
> Tries to force anal on said victim, victim refuses, he says he'll get to it some time
> Victim insists the stretch from such a big dick isn't so bad, as if all the abuse is worth it for a 9-10'' penis
The utter delusion. It's getting harder and harder to feel pity.

Spit is not sufficient anal lube, but don't let that distract you from a confused, groomed teen getting split open yet again because the author can't decide if her well-hung Latino is good at sex or should be condemned for being a groomer.

Oh no, we're in the 'finding out' phase of fucking around! Who could have thought that your well-hung Latino had nefarious thoughts about you? I'm sure you thought you were oh-so-loved for finally being picked. Now he wants an abortion and you keep coming back for that Hispanic Hog. Is this a drama, or is it the author's sexual fantasy of wanting to be fucked in an SUV? Hard to tell.

---

At long last...in our tradwife Omegaverse, our lil omega is finally pregnant!

Spoiler: Chapter 15 - The Gift of Maury

Things are looking good in our Omegaverse Israel-Palestine conflict: the flowers are cleaning up air pollution, houses are getting built, and our omega who previously thought they were infertile has now noticed a wee bump over their navel! It's a miracle! On top of that, they plan a giant festival/celebration where people can set up booths on the bridge. A fair exchange of commerce, as it were, to show that bath bombs, and not regular bombs, are in demand.. Sevika notices that Viktor is a little under the weather and asks him if he's fine, and he has a near fainting episode. Jayce makes to go after him but Vander offers to go in his stead to prevent an argument. He dismisses his concerns and Jayce takes him home.

Progress Day is here and our lil omega is very elated that he's preggers. Surely nothing can go wrong, right? He's starting to smell different and steal alpha clothes for his nest - that's a good sign, right? Vi and Ekko are there, and Viktor hooks up Vi with Cait, who is still an Enforcer, and Ekko has butterfly sensors that detect the air quality down in the mines (a better invention than the one in Coming Home, that were just fanciful mini drone bombs). Viktor talks to Silco fora bit and tells him he thinks he's pregnant, and they have a chat on whether to tell his alpha male yet. Viktor agrees to do it that night. On to Chapter 16.

Chapter 16 is short and it has our alpha male giving his Progress Day speech, and our lil omega ponders about the health of his child and what is going to happen from now on. But, there's a major twist! The speech gets interrupted by an attack from some hooligans, clearly trying to undermine the peace treaty a la Cave of the Patriarchs style, and Jayce gets his back cut open by a chainsaw. Viktor, in a single act of bravery and independence, whacks the assailant with his cane, long enough for Cait to take him out with a single shot. More explosions ring out and Viktor gets pinned by a slab of rock that he somewhat manages to maneuver out of the way with his cane. He passes out and that is the end of the chapter.

So exciting, right? Oh man I can't imagine what's gonna come of this! Now it's gonna be like the movie 'Munich' - but with pregnant men!

---

With the release of Alchemized, I have noticed it also be discussed in the YABookgate thread. Basically, it's a tie between people wanting to boycott it as it is fanfiction for Queen TERF's Harry Potter series, and it just being 'meh' from people who read these books for YouTube. I found this review by a guy who has never read either series.

 

[fist_of_khonshu]

The obsession with rape in the fanficiton community has been something that brought me great ire for the longest time. I used to write and hang around the fanfiction/general writing community of Tumblr, Fanfic.Net, Wattpad and Creepypasta Forums from 2014 - 2018 and honestly feel as if SA/Abuse content gained a rise in popularity right before the pandemic hit. Which, not surprising, given the average age of Fanfic writers is between 13-25. Most of them are teenagers whether they want to admit it or not.

Which makes this even more troubling when you realize the glorification of SA/Abuse in the works. The amount of times I simply want to read a nice story, look through tags and it's all sexual degenerate content about rape, ABDL, incest etc. Like just look at the existence of "Kinktober". A lot of outcry from the community this year about how disgusting the themes on there were. And then you have people coming out of the woodwork to proclaim that they are superior because they like writing degenerate snuff content.

Like dude. You're not superior. You're a fucking freak.

 

[Chandelier]

Someone call David Attenborough, we've got some wild fuckery afoot. The same author who wrote those 'fuck my sloppy omega holes' is at it again, with even more sexual assault and an added sprinkle of step-daddy kink. This one is not as funny as the prior one - the ridiculous, quotable lines made it somewhat memorable - this one is just irritating. At this point, it's a foregone conclusion that these people don't like these characters when they're writing one like an uwu white deer and the other an uncontrollable beast. Lines for this fic include:
- Do you think I'm only here to get my knot wet?
- Don't argue with Daddy
- I'm sorry, baby. I can't let you get away, not after this. You're mine. Mine to hold, mine to cherish. Mine to fuck. Mine to breed.
- melts the omega down into a pile of slick before kicking his nervous system into high drive. This is his last chance to get away before the alpha drills him with his fat knot.
- I can’t wait to get my cum in you. You’re gorgeous now, but alpha knows you’ll be ethereal when you’re fat with my pups.

Spoiler: Please rape my omega🙀

- Do you feel that, sweetheart? That's Daddy's cock waiting to split you open.
- Daddy’s really big, gonna break your pussy so no one else can have it. Once you take my knot, you’ll never be satisfied unless I plug you up with my cum all the time
- Alpha knows my sweet little baby can make himself squirt around six inches of fake cock and struggles to take eight unless I scent him beforehand.
- You never fucking learn, do you, you stupid little slut? You. Can’t. Escape. Me.
- I’m trying to make this sweet for you — a good memory so the next time you take my knot you won’t be screaming like I fucking killed you. But if you want me to be the bad guy, be rough with you, I will. Because that’s what my omega wants. He wants his little pussy to be raped by Daddy, doesn’t he?
- Convince me to fuck this sloppy pussy, then. Your ass feels much tighter, would feel better wrapped around my cock than your loose front hole.
- Daddy, alpha, please rape my pussy! I’m gonna die without it
- That’s just your womb, angel. It’s scared that the wrong cock is trying to come in.

Spoiler: Just your womb, angel

> Long skirt
Aryan Woman in a Wheat Field ahh look.
> His body is perfect for an omega: his skin is unmarked, his hips are wide
One could say they are child birthing hips. Remind me again how this isn't basic bitch het stuff?
> Mating run
It sounds as bad as you just heard it. At 15 for omegas - when it bleeds, it breeds is the clear motto here - and 16 for alphas, they run at each other and collectively engage in mass rape like ducks, albeit that omegas don't have uteruses that twist out of the way to avoid these maladaptive males. It's a way to 'connect with their base instincts' which does indeed show that these people are animals.
> Fucking their omega like it was their only purpose in life
Because IT IS. What do you think those 'lewd squelches' are for? You gotta get that sloppy omeha pussy ready.
> Stepfather
Oh, here we go.
> Delicate form
He's just so pale and delicate.
> Would he even survive taking a knot
I would say no, but this is Sloppy Pussy we're talking about. He'll be fine. He's got dem birthing hips.

> They claw at the alpha's face
Rape. Call it what it is: these people are basically engaging in a sex slave run a la frontier style. All they are missing is the scalping and war parties.
> He doesn't understand it. If knotting is supposed to feel good, then why are they trying to maim each other?
You answered your own question. They are appealing to 'base instincts' because this is a war party sans weapons.
> Fucked like I don't matter and pupped like I do
Uh oh, sounds like you're a little bit too independent there.

> Wished for his future alpha to be like him
> Wants the alpha to be bigger than he is, has enough strength to hold him down
You want a big, muscular, neck-so-thick-an-AA-shell-can't-pass-through-it alpha male because this is omegaverse and the size differences are always ridiculous.
> You're only following your knot! You don't actually give a shit about what happens to me so long as you have a hole to come home to
He's right. That's all his pet alpha thinks about (and later does) but what is his response? Lift him over his shoulder like he's a war bride and spank him. Hot.

> Letting his natural instincts take over for him
Natural instincts: just close your eyes and think of England.
> Don't you ever fucking say that I don't care about you
He later shows how much he cares by popping that huge knot inside that sloppy hole.
> Do you think I'm only here to get my knot wet?
Yes.
> How helpless he felt when Jayce held him down, how much he appreciated the alpha saving him from his destructive mind
Uh huh. Omegas, remember, don't suffer from things like rape, post-partum depression, or injuries to their bodies. Their sloppy holes contain fascinating healing properties that can recover all function after an alpha has their way. I made that up, but watch that become reality sooner or later.

> Someone who knows what's good for them and isn't afraid to put that above his spitting words
AKA you don't want a pushover, you want a man with a big dick. It's your basic bitch hetslop yet you will never admit it.
> Red bralette, perfectly fitted against his small tits
> Has holes for the nipples and orifices
> It 'accentuates' the curves of hips he doesn't have
So he's wearing lingerie to an event that involves him running...when he can't run with his disability. Logic. That's like wearing heels to run away from a zombie horde.

> Jayce must smell the slick on him
OK, what is it this time? Is it something Kim Kardashian can sell?
> Hold a pair of his briefs in his mouth while he rode a girthy, silicone toy
Looks like that sloppy hole has had practice.
> What if no one chases me?
BUDDY YOU CAN'T RUN. You are CRIPPLED. You have a BUM LEG. A fucking PARASITIC SNAIL can catch you.

> Begins to cut the pancakes for him
He's just so delicate and pretty he can't even feed himself, uwu
> There was not a single square inch in their home that didn't smell of arousal and desire for a week straight
I bet it smells like fox piss. Fox piss and smoky whiskey, with gasoline and coal. Basically Sarnia.

> He hopes his mate will not mind a pathetic omega
Why are you participating in the run if you think no one would want you?
> Throws
*Throes. If this is beta read your beta reader is retarded.
> He was not ready to be fucked like a wild animal or a wet hole just for his alpha's use
In the business we call this foreshadowing.

> Slick flows out of Viktor's ripe cunt at a steady rate
I just think of a hagfish sliming up once it gets irritated. Just a slimy, wet thing that an alpha dick can somehow plow through. Too bad said slime doesn't come packed with teeth.

> Oak and whiskey
So manly.
> The older man looks half feral
They ALWAYS do this: they take his S2 look which comes from a place of trauma and mental torture, and turn it into a feral beast aesthetic because they only see him as an animal.
> What does he mean by that?
What do you think? He's going to rape you, as a man who yelled at his cat once said.

> Don't argue with Daddy
How typical that his 'true mate' is his stepfather...but I really have to wonder who Jayce is married to. Is he cheating on another omega for this one? I'd love to know.
> Something in his blood urges him to run
You literally can't. I still don't know how or why he participated in this run when he can't even run.
> His stepdad is going to be his mate
Oh the horror...until you find out how big he is.
> Slams him against the wood of a large tree
> There is no pain
There should be, because SLAMMING someone against a tree means violent intent. This feral beast who need to be SPAYED and NEUTERED is throwing this pale, delicate omega around like a doll. I guess his disability exists only when we want it to.
> Tears through his blouse with a harsh yank
Look at that ! We have the wolf-man bodice ripper tactic!
> I'm sorry, baby, I can't let you get away. You're mine to hold, mind to cherish, mine to breed
Someone beta-read this and agreed this should be typed out.

> Mine to fuck, mine to breed
More T-shirt worthy quotes. Just in case anyone wanted to know how bad omegaverse can get, here's a good example.
> Melts the omega down into a pile of slick
Wait until you read how big our alpha male is.
> This is his last chance to get away before the alpha drills him with his fat knot
These are all real lines.
> I can't wait to get my cum in you. You're gorgeous now, but alpha knows you'll be ethereal when you're fat with my pups
ME ALPHA WANT PUPS. YOU OMEGA HAVE CHILD BIRTHING HIPS. ME ALPHA DRILL YOU WITH FAT KNOT. ME WNT SLOPPY OMEGA FRONT HLOE. ME ALPHA DADDY. COME TO DADDY.
> Do you feel that, sweetheart? That's daddy's cock waiting to split you open
Another real line.
> Big
OWO WHAT'S THIS? makes a comeback.

> Daddy's really big, gonna break your pussy so no one else can have it
If someone were to read this to an audience on YouTube, people would laugh because of how retarded it sounds. But since it's an omegaverse fic, they will always be given an excuse.
And how big is Jayce, you might ask? Alpha males are always walking around with horse cocks, so imagine my surprise when he's 1 inch smaller than 'pipeline punch' Jayce at 11 inches. Biggest one I've read was 14. So he's 11 inches long, and probably 5'' thick, something that puts quadrupeds to shame.
> Jayce roars
He's roaring, growling, hissing, clawing - one might think he legit turned into a werewolf.
> You never fucking learn, do you? You can't escape me.
Edgy. All he has to do is call ICE and they'll come down with nets and police batons. Or, if you want to get really spicy, just get Hasan's shock collar! Let's hear this alpha male yelp when he gets out of hand.

> A good memory so the next time you take my knot you won't be screaming like a fucking killed you
This makes it seem as if this is a normal occurrence. If omegas routinely die during 'mating' like this, they really do deserve to go extinct.
> He wants his little pussy to be raped by Daddy, doesn't he?
I wonder if this author would have the same reaction of Andrew Tate came up to her and said that. Those words SHOULD be disgusting and sound absolutely ridiculous when read out loud, but nooooooooooo. It's Just Biology, bro. He likes to be reminded of his place! He needs that 11 inch dick to breed that sloppy front hole and give him pups!
> A little rape threat and you're squirting all over Daddy's dick?
OK, now I want to hear this read in Hasan's voice. Get that shock collar ready because this alpha male needs to be SHOCKED and YELPING.
> Only people with fucked up minds like yours want to rape their sons
How many sons have front holes?
> You wouldn't have squirted like a paid hole from a little grinding
"It wasn't rape because you had an orgasm" ahh excuse.
> If he doesn't get a cock soon, he may die
It's probably better if you do.
> Fuck me like you mean it
And the caveman means it.

> It feels wrong, burns in a way that Viktor doesn't receive pleasure from
Oh? Are you trying to say anal sex is WRONG in omegaverse? That it's UNNATURAL? Perish the thought!
> Convince me to fuck this sloppy pussy, then.
There's that 'sloppy omega hole' line.
> Your ass feels much tighter, would feel better wrapped around my cock than your loose front hole
You can use pussy all you like and talk about how it should be raped and bred, but you can't use 'vagina' because that's somehow transphobic.
> Daddy, alpha, please rape my pussy!
Someone beta-read this and signed thi off.
> You're the only one I trust. It's your pussy, alpha
ME ALPHA WANT PUPS. ME ALPHA RAPE YOUR PUSSY. ME ALPHA GROWL. ME ALPHA LAY CLAIM TO FRONT HOLE. ME ALPHA ALSO WANT BACK HOLE. *GROWLS, BARKS AND HISSES*
> his labia
Labia is fine but vagina is not.
> To be held down, to have his choice stripped away from him
Rape is fine provided that it's an 11 inch penis that's going in.

> Comes three times
> Growls and purrs so loud he's like a V8 engine
See? Totally fine.
> It won't fit
Oh, we have THESE lines, eh? The only thing he's fitting in is the casket.
> That's just your womb, angel. It's scared that the wrong cock is trying to come in
It's scared that it's going to be skewered and turned inside out like a sock. Keep that death dagger away so Ghost of Hasan can come and SPAY and NEUTER you.

> Feels something tear
That's not going to be your hymen, because the dildos would have done that. That's your literal vagina tearing because this thing is big enough to tear through the World Trade Center.
> Jayce howls, a sound of victory
Dog. People.
> Bounces Viktor on his cock, using his body as nothing more than a fleshlight
He's always a fleshlight, a sex doll, a dainty lil thing to be swung around and used. It's not just a cliché by now, it's a way of life.
> I'm sorry alpha didn't court you properly
ME ALPHA SORRY. ME WANT TO RAPE AND BREED PUSSY INSTEAD. ME SO SAD.
> Ancient beings torn apart by cruelty and fate
...what cruelty? Saying you're going to rape someone isn't cruel but being separated for more than five minutes is? Fuck you.
> Look at the way your body just takes my cock. You're so small
He's uwu so smol.
> Your skin is stretching at the thought of alpha pupping you
First thing I'm gonna do when they come out is give them to Hasan so he can put shock collars on them and your alpha pups can learn how to sit in the same spot for 10 hours.

> Exaggerating the omega's belly bulge
> Palm directly over his cock through Viktor's skin and viscera
This makes it seem his cock is tearing through his body and is disemboweling him, and he's just touching his intestines. Alpha Grug don't know what he do.
> A torrent of hot, golden piss
> The smell is foul
Why would it be foul? Omegas are always dainty and smell clean. It smells good to alpha noses, clearly.
> If you're dirty, sweetheart, then I'm fucking filthy
You're a beast that deserves to get SPAYED and NEUTERED and a nice shock collar.
> Daddy. Mate
I'd chop off that alpha dick and sell it to a Chinaman for a good luck charm. There are clearly no Chinese in this world because that's exactly what they'd do.

Right. I'm still selling them to a certain Turk roach. This was beta-read, and the beta-reader, Leigh, thought, 'Daddy, please rape my pussy!' was a good line. These people really, really don't like their faves, because why the fuck do they keep making the man who was the opposite of toxic masculinity the pinnacle of a caveman who whacked women over the head with clubs to rape them? It's really hard to laugh at it at this point. It just seems like malicious intent, but no one wants to say it because they masturbate to it.

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A very similar fic to the one posted above can be found here. It is part of an Omegaverse week, and this one involves a prompt where alphas hunt down omegas to 'claim' them like they are prey. It's too bad there are no Turkroaches or Second Amendments in Omegaverse to curb these threats. This one leans heavily into sexist stereotypes and it might just make you MATI.
Lines for this fic are:
- His cunt felt like it was on fire, brutalized and treated like a warm fuck-hole instead of the sensitive, modest thing it was
- This was his place: under an alpha, getting his pussy pounded

Spoiler: Alpha had given him his precious sperm

> Old-fashioned and steeped in tradition
> It appeals to base instincts
So it isn't really tradition or archaic, but a way of life. This is a society that is focused around 'ruts' and classifying the 'birthing class' as non human. Who does that remind you of?
> It was an embarrassment, a fuck-fest, and a glorified communal rut
Correct. It's all for the benefit of alphas and no one else. Very feminist critique, there. Of course, it later devolves into the trope of 'proud feminist calls out patriarchal society before admitting she wants to settle down and have kids with a well-endowed male'.

> Had never been in a proper relationship before
> Wonders if being in a relationship was worth it
He calls out how it is unfair that society gives alphas everything they want and encourages them to pursue their dreams, while with omegas they are encouraged to be dainty, calm, kind and child-minded because their sole purpose in life is to get pregnant and raise children. Again, who does that remind you of?
> His distaste grew every year
> Secondary genders are only a small part of your personality
Note that you can transition from female-to-male, but you cannot ever transition out of being an omega. There's no trans rights movement for that and everyone remains true to THAT gender. Sounds a little TERFy if you ask me.

> Feel a twinges inside him that pops up now and then
> He wants to get bred
> His biological clock is ticking
>He's hitting the wall
> Cries when he sees baby socks on his period
Wow, do any of you do that? Break down crying over baby booties? We're just so hormonal and can't function in society.

Since the formatting for this looks the way it does, I'll sum up events until we get to the juicy bits. Viktor tells Sky he's going to participate in The Hunt so he can get a mate. She responds with shock, before asking why someone as feminist and progressive as him is participating in such an archaic event (indeed; inquiring minds want to know). Then, showing that these progshits say one thing and believe another, we get this:

> Evidence he was still an omega, fit for his role
> It was the belief in nature, in biology
You cannot, under any circumstances, convince me that these progshits don't believe in the shit they say. What do you mean they say 'sex isn't binary' before pulling this shit? We believe in evolution and that penis-in-vagina sex is normal, natural and preferable when it comes to omegaverse, but not real life. It's progshit homophobia in a roundabout way.

Sky tells Viktor you have to run at these events, and he insists he'll be fine because he can totally use his wits to get away. When he shows up at the events, alphas and omegas alike laugh at him because why would a cripple show up at a place like this? It's there he spots Jayce, also alone, bearded and tall and big and manly, and a lightbulb goes off.

> His heart leapt like it had any chance of ever being taken by such a handsome alpha
> Didn't consider himself a beauty and this man had high standards
Ugh, not the Pick Me bullshit.
> His legs felt weak, his body purring at the glance of a man he didn't know
Progshit in the streets, tradwife in the sheets.
> He never felt so much like prey before
You wanna be he's 11 inches in this or smaller? Bigger? Place your bets.

> Undeniable wetness between his legs
When your feminist sensibilities meet biology:

Off we go with our omegaverse Hunger Games. The forest is huge and dark, and this takes place at night so it really adds to the werewolf mentality this universe has. He hobbles around and wants to use longevity instead of speed, and hopes his alpha is nice and takes him nicely vs raping that pussy like daddy. He smells alphas all around him and he's afraid of getting pupped. We learn that omegas have superior hearing as an evolutionary trait - glad we take evolution seriously now - and we find out that our alpha male Jayce has been following Viktor the entire time thanks to his heavy alpha scent. He tries to throw him off by throwing his keys and ties so the alpha male can get distracted like the dog that he is.

Predictably, he trips on a root and goes tumbling down a hill. It's there he hears a howl - I keep telling you, these are dog people - and two alphas find him.

> An alpha with no intent to kill, but to knot
So your basic alpha male then.
> Not let this alpha breed him
Only alpha males who believe in CONSENT can touch this sloppy front hole.
> His brain was hardwired to seek refuge in strength and reliability
Sounds like bioessentialism to me

> These weren't things omegas had to worry about in the modern world
You still do, because you belong to a class of humans that was raised to believe having children is the best path in life. You are a second-class citizen.
> He could smell it. Alpha
And what does alpha male smell like? Whatever manly scent you can think of. What does that mean? Shut up, TERF.

I love how this turned into Jurassic Park. Imagine the alphas sounding like Grimlock as he stalks you through the woods.
> His entire body ached. He was deathly afraid
This is the 'finding out' phase of fucking around.
> He was reduced to an animal
That's literally what you asked for, though.


I knew he wasn't going to be raped. The cringe is when this ME ALPHA WANT PUPS starts talking.

> He was bigger
He's bigger therefore that's how we know he's an alpha, sweaty

> it's considered very taboo for an alpha to give up anything at all if not to make a mate happy
Know what's also taboo? Writing a brown man as a beast. But white fujos gonna fujo.

> Followed his instincts
> Said instincts are to run and hide and present
> Alphas and omegas are not treated as equals, always one is dominant and submissive
> Omegas only strength is nursing a litter
And that is their only biological advantage. They are at the mercy of alphas all the time. Who does that remind you of?

> Once the predator had their prey cornered, the hunt was already over
I like the implication these people are all animals and that the uwu dainty white omega is always the prey.
> His head hits the floor with a thud
He doesn't suffer brain damage here, but you will once you start reading these lines. Alpha Male here doesn't like to be disobeyed, so he does this:

> alpha males can literally scent where the uterus is
> Omegas have no fangs or claws to defend themselves and are helpless at every turn
> Segregation starts from birth as alphas are too dangerous for omegas and can hurt them accidentally
Nice society you have there. You trying to say something with that?
> Calm, calm omega
In which our Alpha Male gets sent back to 10000 BC speech.

> He was already growing so wet, his cunt throbbed for the alpha who had promised him something real and primal
Radfem in the streets, tradwife in the sheets. You can't beat biology.
> He realized with a sharp inhale he had found his womb
DOG. PEOPLE.
> You haven't had any pups
So glad he can notice that.
> His inner omega bristled with pride, pleased he could satisfy his omega
How on the nose can you get? Nevermind, don't answer that.

> Mine, my omega
> A-alpha
UWU ALPHA~~~~
> Slick dripping down between his thighs, surely having left his pants soaked
*Surely soaking his pants
> Show him what happens to soft, frail little omegas
It is not lost on me how the white one is the soft, fragile one and the brown one is the big, beastly caveman alpha.
> They were strong, smelling of power, warmth and masculinity
Which means what? Do we know what men are now?

> His cock was massive
Of course. He's an alpha male and the other is a dainty, pretty omega.
> It was never in an alpha's best interest to hurt an omega they intended to mate with
AKA they need to be nice with that massive dick or else they'll kill them.
> He'd wanted to look good for an alpha
Very feminist, wearing fancy lingerie just for a 10000 BC man to tell you about the elephant tusk dick he's got and what he plans to do with it.

> Ashamed at the wet shine coating his pussy
You need protection for that sloppy omega hole.
> Soon they were nothing but their presentations: an alpha ready to plunge into and mate, and an omega ready to receive and be bred
They were like that his entire time; it's how their society works. Why yes, it sounds sexist and heteropatriarchal or whatever fancy term you want to use, because if there is a group of people who actually abide by the things they hate, it's progshits.
> They weren't civilized, logical
You don't say. It's almost as if the brown man is a beast and you're the dainty one there to tame him.

> He pressed his body down so he could trap the omega under his body weight
Bodice ripper AND size difference? You spoil me.
> He thought he might have gone cross-eyed
Nothing like the retard look while you're getting your pussy pounded by a caveman.
> It was over; there was an alpha inside of him, his cunt had been breached, and he had never felt better
Not so feminist now that you got some man meat, eh?
> Nghh
All that and you have to have them sounding like Joe Biden? For shame.
> Teeth snapping at the cold
Dog. People.

> He let out a high keening noise as he felt his dick slam up against his cervix
That sloppy omega juice must be working that magic because you are not screaming in pain.
> Unfurled his hands from his delicate wrists
He's just so dainty and swan-like. Uwu so cute.

> It only made his omega instincts purr louder
> Said instincts are very eugenic in nature and he instinctively knows this big masculine manly man will be a good father
Progshits in the streets, Dalton in the sheets.
> A-alpha
> Omega
UWU
> he wasn't meant to talk; his alpha was meant to understand his needs through scent alone
OK?


> Getting sloppy and chasing his own pleasure
So...what he was doing all along.
> He could feel his pheromones intermingling with his own, his scent glands ready for a bite. A bite meant protection, love, warmth, and pups
You cannot argue that this is not in the least bit heterosexual.
> His instincts deeply satiated
In which the feminist gives up their progressive values for a man who pounds their pussy.
> He kept up a brutal pace
She wrote that twice, because he was already in a brutal pace with those 'merciless slaps'.
> His cunt felt like it was on fire, brutalized and treated like a war fuck-hole instead of the sensitive, modest thing it was
This is a real line.

> Breed you
> Just take my cock, it will all be okay
ME ALPHA BREED YOU. GIVE YOU PUPS. ME MAKE YOU FEEL OKAY.
> Sex was for procreation
Name a time when it isn't. Your entire society hammers this point home harder than Sharia Law.
> It didn't play a part in how well Jayce could plant his seed inside him
Having an orgasm is more likely to lead to conception, but I guess even omega's bodies are understudied because they are not considered full human beings.
> All an omega had to worry about was getting nice and pregnant
You cannot tell me this is not heterosexual or bioessentialist. You cannot.

> His juices only got louder
Makes me think they're having a water balloon fight.
> This was his place: under an alpha, getting his pussy pounded
I wasn't joking about this. Progshits say the darndest things.
> Ah! Mate nh me!
> I will good mate for you
> Many pups lots of pups
I love how they all revert to Cro Magnon status. Sex so good you forget what human language is and start grunting like you found a new stick.

> Evidence that Jayce would grant him his biological need
I told you: feminist in the streets, tradwife in the sheets.
> Thank you, alpha!
This makes it seem as if it's a Presidential Ad.
> He could come right now with how the deepest parts were getting fucked
One could say those sloppy omega holes are getting fucked open, eh?
> expectations his inner omega had for such an occasion
> A mate meant an alpha to protect him and the pups
Note that this also assumes an almost childlike view of relationships: they're monogamous and safe, whereas IRL other alphas would kill their children for access to their omegas like lions do. Even penguins will rape and kill when they have no need for companionship or want access to reproduction.
> He had finally fulfilled his body's need
> Given him his precious sperm
I cannot believe this is a real line.

> Hadn't known pleasure till his alpha and mate
This cliché, eh? Even basic bitch het authors like Ali Hazelwood are at least somewhat self aware. This is when a feminist decries modern society for its horrid conditions and then participates in an archaic event just to get bred. It's almost laughable in its execution.

Also note Jayce is seldom called by his actual name despite Viktor knowing it. He's just called 'Alpha'. He grunts, grows, and acts like an animal, and no don't pay attention to that it's just silly porn. Stop noticing how this keeps happening to the brown man. Stop it. Just lay back and take your alpha sperm and fulfill your biological role.

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Fujofrankenstein has decided to dip her toes into more drama-related fics. It's not going to draw as much attention as her barely-legal fics, but I could use some silly drama. There are no suicides with hemlock, but someone does get a job in San Francisco. I'll let you decide which is worse.

Spoiler: Chapter 1 - California Dreamin'

> Ambrosia
> San Francisco
Should've done to Dorsia.

Public proposals seldom go well, especially if one party never consented to it. Predictably, it goes horrible, and everyone rushes home to an explosion of emotions and betrayal.

> How could he say yes and then tell him he's leaving?
You...could have told him the day you got the proposal? There's no need for an outburst like this. You're trying to be the logical sex, yeah?

This is a major thing not to tell your partner about. What was he cause for such a defection? These things don't come out of nowhere.

Whoa there, Vi. We can't have you committing a hate crime and in San Fran, it's a higher sentence than robbery. You can steal under $900 worth of items but don't you dare beat up a trans person.

> He has to stay here with me and be lesss
We don't even know WHY he left yet. So much drama and not a single context clue has been given.
> He doesn't get to drop a bomb on your entire life and just pack
Correct. Are we getting any answers?
> He was taking half of their shared soul and giving it to the enemy
Now is the time to look inwards and go, 'was there something I did here? Is it my fault?'



That's quite an opener. A man runs away after getting proposed to and jumps into the arms of a rival company? More effort was put into the grooming fic she wrote. Looks like Cleo's only method of suspense is which orifice is getting stuffed.

The obsession with rape in the fanficiton community has been something that brought me great ire for the longest time. I used to write and hang around the fanfiction/general writing community of Tumblr, Fanfic.Net, Wattpad and Creepypasta Forums from 2014 - 2018 and honestly feel as if SA/Abuse content gained a rise in popularity right before the pandemic hit. Which, not surprising, given the average age of Fanfic writers is between 13-25. Most of them are teenagers whether they want to admit it or not.

Which makes this even more troubling when you realize the glorification of SA/Abuse in the works. The amount of times I simply want to read a nice story, look through tags and it's all sexual degenerate content about rape, ABDL, incest etc. Like just look at the existence of "Kinktober". A lot of outcry from the community this year about how disgusting the themes on there were. And then you have people coming out of the woodwork to proclaim that they are superior because they like writing degenerate snuff content.

Like dude. You're not superior. You're a fucking freak.

There was an outcry among CaitVis - the top lesbian ship ever on AO3 - for wanting their Kinktober to be based on consent. People lost their collective minds and posted fics mocking the mods for being 'prudes', even though 'consensual non consent' was allowed because it included consent. Kinktobers have risen in popularity over the years and this year is already looking to break records, reaching 10k before we're halfway through the month.

In lighter news, since I covered a few Omegaverse stories, there's a wildly popular comic sporking these tropes. This is one of them.

There was also this horror show that was apparently drawn by a Vietnamese fujo who was learning art for the first time:

 

[Your old Livejournal]

The obsession with rape in the fanficiton community has been something that brought me great ire for the longest time. I used to write and hang around the fanfiction/general writing community of Tumblr, Fanfic.Net, Wattpad and Creepypasta Forums from 2014 - 2018 and honestly feel as if SA/Abuse content gained a rise in popularity right before the pandemic hit. Which, not surprising, given the average age of Fanfic writers is between 13-25. Most of them are teenagers whether they want to admit it or not.

Which makes this even more troubling when you realize the glorification of SA/Abuse in the works. The amount of times I simply want to read a nice story, look through tags and it's all sexual degenerate content about rape, ABDL, incest etc. Like just look at the existence of "Kinktober". A lot of outcry from the community this year about how disgusting the themes on there were. And then you have people coming out of the woodwork to proclaim that they are superior because they like writing degenerate snuff content.

Like dude. You're not superior. You're a fucking freak.

I've come across lots of people arguing against fluff (and by that they don't mean actual lovry-dovey fics but anything that doesn't have hardcore fucking in it), saying it’s boring and automatically of lesser quality than whatever rape slop they're creating/consuming. I do think a lot of those people have a problem with real love and intimacy. Some even state as much. They're uncomfortable about reading two characters making love as opposed to fucking each other violently.

I honestly think that tells you a lot about the people active in those communities.

Now I'm curious about the kinktober prompts though. Before I stopped watching a personal cow of mine, I saw her participate in last year's event and the prompts were already bad enough. Maybe I should check on her again after all. She might have some nice milk.

 

[fist_of_khonshu]

I've come across lots of people arguing against fluff (and by that they don't mean actual lovry-dovey fics but anything that doesn't have hardcore fucking in it), saying it’s boring and automatically of lesser quality than whatever rape slop they're creating/consuming. I do think a lot of those people have a problem with real love and intimacy. Some even state as much. They're uncomfortable about reading two characters making love as opposed to fucking each other violently.

I honestly think that tells you a lot about the people active in those communities.

Now I'm curious about the kinktober prompts though. Before I stopped watching a personal cow of mine, I saw her participate in last year's event and the prompts were already bad enough. Maybe I should check on her again after all. She might have some nice milk.

If I had the time, or energy, I'd make a detailed list of what all this is because unfortunately when I saw it I looked into the prompts as I wanted to know. But Ill spare everyone unless they really want it.

 

[Xerxes IX]

If I had the time, or energy, I'd make a detailed list of what all this is because unfortunately when I saw it I looked into the prompts as I wanted to know. But Ill spare everyone unless they really want it.

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The first day includes incest as a prompt this is off to a great start.

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

Rumor has it that the author is rewriting this into a trilogy and self-publishing it. I would assume for legal reasons she's scrubbing it of any Harry Potter IP stuff, but details are scarce.

So another 50 Shades, got it.

 

[Chandelier]

Yaoi hands typed this because they went straight to the ALL CAPS, MOTHERFUCKER lines. This author isn't sure whether she did a good job on this or not and admitted she got a flare-up after writing it. It quickly turns into an R. Kelly soap opera where two people wonder why steel doors are used for chemical accidents instead of wooden ones, which sounds very anti-semitic.

Spoiler: Trapped in the bathroom

> Working with corrosive chemicals
> Does not wear protective equipment
> His partner spills liquid on him despite knowing he's working with corrosive chemicals
> Enters the chemical shower WITH HIS CLOTHES ON
> Partner breaks the door
Wow, what a way to start it. This started because the doorknob fell off for our author here and the bathroom door was closed - with her outside of it, luckily, she can never snag a hot 6'2 Latino to fuck her inside of one - and instead of using the bathroom plunger or tools to get it open, they just mope inside. Some geniuses there.

> And a metal door, seriously?
What, you wanted to use a wood one when there's a potential for toxic gas? That sounds very anti Semitic of you, I'm calling the ADL.
> HOW OLD IS THIS FUCKING LAB
YOU LITERALLY BUILT IT? YOU DESIGNED IT AND RETROFITTED IT WITH ITS EQUIPMENT? It's literally on YOU, retard!
> Elegant hands and lithe, slender fingers and oh my Gods stop thinking about his hands
He's thinking about those yaoi hands taking him for a ride like a deep sea submarine. I bet you his hands are so big they fully encircle his waist, uwu.

> Would you rather I just wear nothing?
Why don't you have an extra set of clothes when you know you are working with potentially toxic and corrosive chemicals? Why aren't you wearing any sort of breathing equipment? This is just as bad as that 1948 Nuclear fic where Dmitri decided to touch the demon core with his bare hands and didn't wear any protective gear himself.
> He was raised better than that, thank you
He knows how to clean bathrooms yet never inspected it or tested whether the door should open the right way or if the doorknob worked. Just an oversight I'm sure. When he was plunging the toilet he was clearly thinking of plunging his pooner's guts, not the doorknob.

> I did not think this through
You got that right.
> There's still a chemical stain on your pants!
Why didn't you wash it off when you were standing under the shower? You mean to tell me you got soaking wet and just left it on?
> Jayce cares about safety as much as a normal person would
He says while he didn't know the door swung the wrong way inside the bathroom or whether the doorknob worked properly.
> They still fight over using gloves while soldering
You're also supposed to use protective eye equipment because you'll blind yourself if you don't. Real geniuses here. I wonder what this author's major is in.
> I am colder than I was before
Yes, because you were under a freezing shower, did not dry off properly and the air is cold (to prevent the spread of bacteria). 180 IQ right there.

> His shirt is a bit too big on him
No shit. He's just uwu so smol.
> We're still stick here
> Doesn't see a way to break down that steel door (there should be a plunger in the bathroom)
> They have to wait eight hours until Sky arrives
How convenient. Guess they have to fuck, cum, shit and piss in the same room until then.

> He was literally wet earlier. The shower soaked through all of his clothes
BECAUSE YOU WERE STANDING UNDER IT TO WASH OFF THOSE TOXIC CHEMICALS, YOU DUMB FUCK
> If the towel fell off his hips somehow, his soaked cunt would be on display for Jayce
> He wouldn't be able to play it off as if his slick was leftover water from the shower
Why would you be presenting that to him?
> What if he fell asleep and Viktor decided to play with himself?
Why would you do that in the first place?
> Another tricle of slick slides down his thigh at the thought
I always love how pooner Viktor is always squirting, leaking, and spraying like a genetically engineered skunk. It happens so often it might as well be its own trope.
> okay STOP
I totally couldn't clock you as female with this single line.
> He had been able to notice that much while he was wearing a shirt, but oh, once it was off
There's that horny, innate female sexuality coming through! A hunky guy with giant pecs and a big dick? Wew, lad!

> He doesn't think he could cover one of his pecs with his hand, they're that big
Oh, the yaoi pecs, eh?
> Viktor wants to suck on them
Does omega want alpha now?
> She asked him out, and he let her know he was gay
You are female. You are not a gay man. I know you're not a gay man because gay men don't exchange gay smut novels - that's something WOMEN do. Gay men ENGAGE in that sex.
> Terrible quality smut novels
I always find it funny when fanfic authors try to break the 4th wall by going, 'See? I'm not like those dumb published novelists and their trashy gay porn. Mine is so much better!' when they write the exact same shit.
> His legs are cold, he's very wet
Has he not even ATTEMPTED to dry himself off?

> Viktor you're freezing, why didn't you say anything?
He literally did. Twice. He told you he was wet and cold. It seems the author remembers her flare-ups more than she remembers what she wrote.
> I am literally only wearing a towel
What happened to the shirt you were wearing that Jayce gave you? Did it just disappear into the aether?

> Damn this man
Yeah! Damn this man and his big pecs and big penis and big muscles and
> He has him sit between his thighs horizontally, Viktor's back resting against one of Jayce's thighs
The bathroom is so small that it was a problem when the door opened inside vs outside of it, but they can do this. How did they manage to fit the toilet in, let alone a chemical shower?

> His mind travels back to that book, two men hiding from guards in a closet
Now, are these two actual men or does one have a pussy?
> Oh my Gods what am I thinking about
Yaoi hands. You're thinking about yaoi hands.
> He doesn't think he's ever been this wet in his life
I'm just surprised he wasn't already dripping on Jayce's thighs, because he was already having lines run down his thighs while standing up.

> His cock twitches against Jayce's thigh
Tears gather in the corner of his eyes
Why is this lil dood crying? He's upset that he's getting teased when he's dripping slick everywhere like a squid getting plucked from the deep sea? The fuck?
> You're wearing my shirt
There it is! I was wondering where it went for a second!
> Stroking the thick curls of Viktor's crotch
There's the Tarzan pubes we know and love!
> Cupping his wet crotch
> Slick has pooled onto the towel
This person leaks more than a wet loofah. How many women get THIS wet over something so mundane?

> Circling over his hole
Which one?
> Meeting no resistance
> This time he meets little resistance
> Viktor is dripping, slick escaping his cunt every time Jayce pulls them out
At this rate, you could shove the Oceangate sub in there. Why would there be any resistance at all if he's gushing?
> Each little splash of gush as he finger fucks him through his orgasm
Deep. Sea. Squid.

> He clenches so hard that he pushes Jayce's fingers out and squirts
That's the third time he's done that.
> Taking Jayce's cock as far down his throat as he can without gagging
Looks like you can shove both ends full with no problems. A real kebab.
> His warm seed shoots down his throat, sucking him through his orgasm
Suction like a Dyson vacuum cleaner. And in a tiny bathroom no less! I bet he could reverse Gs in that toilet!
> Who are you and what did you do with the Viktor I just fucked the brains out of?
This doesn't make sense. It's the same Viktor. Should've said, 'who are you and where's my partner?'

> Wild enough to ruin your pants by making me squirt all over them
Looks like we got a chemical AND biohazard in this lab. Luckily that chemical shower can spray it all away - or is Viktor the chemical shower? He certainly has the spray pressure as one.
> They're both quite tall
That's a first. Usually the squirter here is the short one.

>Rubs his quickly regrowing erection
Wow. There must be something in that squirt because he's ready to go in under five minutes. It must be like the blood of a horseshoe crab in that you can use it for stem cell research. Stem cell squirt. What a name.
> Talk dirty into your ear, leave you shaking as I pound you into the floor?
Good luck; that's one tiny bathroom. You might squeeze him into the shower and that's it. Then again, the size of this bathroom is really like an SCP in that its dimensions change at will. I wonder what D-Class and the O5 command think of this?
> Watch me, look into my eyes as you split me in half
I bet you he could fit him into that toilet. Get that spine bending in ways that you can use him as a human plunger.
> Slipping four fingers through the soaked curls
He's fingering his pubes? What for? You aren't finding gold or a Shiny Pokemon in there, sorry. I'm surprised you can find that roid clit in that bush.
> Jayce's dick gets caught on the rim of his hole
Which one? This is what happens when you can use 'vagina' as a tag but not pussy, because then I gotta wonder which hole he's going in. This is a Christian server!

> They fight for dominance with their tongues
Not this line! I thought we retired this with the BookTok and Booktubers!
> Brain is too fucked out to continue to fuck himself on Jayce's cock
That's literally what you're doing, though?
> His partner's thick cock rearranging his organs
With all that slick and gush he's got nothing to worry about. It'd be like fucking raw fish.

> Gonna kill me, fuck, I need you
Me when I want that Diamond rank in Apex Legends
> Rubbing past his g-spot and into his cervix
> Hitting his cervix on almost every thrust
> Hits his cervix just right
> He can hear how wet he is
He's lucky he's a gusher like a Yellowstone geyser, otherwise that shit would have him saying FUCK! OW! EUGH! NGGGH WRGHH like he's an automaton.
> Slamming his balls into his ass
> His crotch hitting Viktor's dick when he bottoms out
He's already bottoming out if his balls are slapping his ass.
> The idea of him filling him with his hot cum is driving him wild
He likes getting filled up with creme like he's an Austrian strudel.

> Gonna cum inside you, gonna fill you up, make you mine
Sounds like something the US Army would say when they invaded Iraq for oil. 'I'm gonna fill you up with my gas tank. This cum is filled with freedom!'
> Grinds his cock against Viktor's dick
Grinding whose cock against whose dick? One of those tiny things ain't a penis.
> Burning-hot spurts from Jayce, Viktor's cum gushing out over his balls
> A weak clench and a small flow of gush follow
It wouldn't be a 'small flow' because he was just gushing over his balls a second earlier. This is also around the sixth time this gusher has gushed that white-hot gush that's so gushy it gets all over their gushed-out floor. I didn't think Squid Game had this kind of ending.

BTW, it's never exactly specified whether this chemical shower has a drain. They're basically wallowing around in cold water and their gushy juices like they're Fruit Gushers.

> Too lazy to take a hot shower with the lab's shitty plumbing
Why didn't Jayce fix it if he was so concerned about safety earlier in the fic? Seems like a massive oversight not to have hot water or proper plumbing in a CHEMICAL SHOWER. There are no hoses, either.
> I could have spread my legs or you could have come over and seen how wet I was
You were 'dripping slick' like a spooked squid just from looking at those pecs. It's literal hentai ejaculate because most female bodies don't do that on the regular.
> There's no way I would've made it through the day
Imagine if he was taking a shit and all he could see was that slick. Would he wait to wipe or just go for it? Use that slick like a bidet? Don't answer that - someone probably already thought of that.

Again, actual gay men don't read smutty gay novels in an attempt to break the 4th wall and show how much better of a writer you are. They just go and watch me fuck and participate. Men are visual creatures while women are the ones who read porn.
> The male lead looking exactly like -
What a coincidence that he does, and our lil gusher here wants to keep the book after reading Chapter 7!

Sky releases them and she's totally not shocked to see them hooking up (pay no attention to the gush on the floor that they didn't clean up). She jokes to Viktor about her smutty gay novel she loaned him and he wants to keep it because of the details of Chapter 7. What's in Chapter 67? Who knows, but is one of those male leads a gusher? His pussy didn't tremble shyly, that's for sure.

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Someone was late to shotacon week and decided to post this 'belated meal'. She's decided to go as young as 11 this time. You will never, ever hate shotacons enough. Introducing Scott, a 19-year-old agender from Bongland who talks about her faves being rapists and has a fetish for predatory teachers going after 16-year-olds and under. Takes great pride in being a 'dark shipper'. Her dove needs to be eaten by a Syrian migrant.

Spoiler: "Semen-stained sexual assault glaze"

> The thoughts haven't always been there
Oh, they were. You just needed your special white swan-neck to evoke those feelings out of you.
> That singular, slight, pale-faced kid
Always the white skin. Always the pale, creamy, ivory, porcelain, alabaster, white white white skin.
> Nothing good could ever come from a scrutiny this...intense
> All the teachers in the country know that
Nothing like writing a fic detailing how public school teachers commit sex abuse at higher rates than priests, and then justifying the act by making the school teacher hot. It's so on-the-nose it isn't funny.

> He has an obsession, a sick and disturbing one, and this obsession is constant
So get chemically castrated. But that would mean losing a few inches off your dick and we can't have that. That's anti masculine and humiliating.
> 31 years old
31 years old and he's lusting after a middle schooler who hasn't even hit puberty yet, but oh look at how smol and fragile the kid is. So glass-thin and pale and thin and cute and pale and white and pale and - you get the picture. He's huge and tall, accomplished and hates the brats he teaches, and then goes after the lone white kid. The author definitely is not saying anything with that.

When I read 'fractions' I assume the kid was nine, because that's the year I first learned it. Nope, he's 11. Not that it makes it any better - the youngest, remember, was 7 - but it's apparently so fucking hard for these people to be normal.

> He prefers cold weather
Why? It'd be bad for his joints.
> The flash of an ivory, knobby spine from where his shirt is ridden up
We're already getting this grown-ass Mexican pedophile jerking to a middle schooler whose shirt rides up. Tire and gasoline, now.

> Jayce should be drawn and quartered
Correct, let's start with your cock first. That's where all your pride and masculinity comes from, but fujos don't like their tops getting cut off at the knees (or their third leg). So now we have to read about a 'sympathetic' pedophile who totally struggles with his thoughts while dreaming of raping an 11-year-old on his desk.

> Delightfully obscene
Slavic accents make brown pedophiles, who knew?
> Fuck. He's a monster. He's the devil incarnate
So get chemically castrated. Chop off your dick and become a eunuch. But, once again, that means getting rid of your manhood and your pride is there and we can't have that, can we?

> His tanned fingers prying Viktor open
Oh, he's TOTALLY struggling with his feelings there: 'OH I'm SUCH a MONSTER' and then we get 'I want to sodomize this 11 year old on my desk and on every surface because I can't control my feelings and I was born this way.'

> 6'2 to 4'9
Yeah, because he's a literal fucking child, you sick bitch.

> Picking up a cookie that looks too big for his too small hands
He's just uwu so smol.
> Alongside this wicked, nauseating thrill
He's getting an erection at seeing this kid stuff his face because he wants to shove his dick in his mouth.
> How would Viktor react if Jyace just...did it?
Knowing this author, she'll spin it in a way that the 11-year-old asked for it because they were 'too beautiful to resist'. They love sexualizing minors but also hate when those minors call them pedophilic freaks.

> His entire frail, skinny body shaking
Oh we're definitely seeing the 'his waist was so small his thumbs could meet in the middle'.
> He would do anything for Jayce and isn't that just so lovely
AKA he can manipulate this kid into thinking it's love and affection so he cannot tell anyone. A classic tactic pedos love to do.
> The visceral image of Viktor eating...
What? Your ass? Your dick? Do tell.

> Because he's young, only a child and hardly a teen
Correct. So why are you trying to drug said child while insisting there's nothing wrong with you?

Well, at least we figured out what Viktor was eating in his dreams: his semen. And what does he put the semen on? Keep on reading.
> But technically, legally harmless
That's not harmless, though. You keep having these thoughts and are now deciding to act on them. That is no longer a fantasy but a crime. You are a sex predator.
> I am going to do it
I am going to be there with gasoline and a tire so you can experience the true Sinaloa experience.

> If he's going to do this, he's going to do it quickly
I wonder if he put rohypnol in the cupcakes.
> Like he's charging into war instead of poisoning a student
You're gonna go to war against the state, so the metaphor is fitting.
> He should call it what it is: abuse
Correct.
> Jayce isn't a predator
> The point is that abuse - real abuse - is different. Emotional, physical, sexual
Luckily for you, retard, all of those things you are doing. You want to rape and sodomize a child with drugs placed in cupcakes, with glaze made with your own semen. None of that is legal, you dumb fuck.

> His hands feel clumsy and huge
He's going to lose them when I summon the ghost of Travis the chimpanzee to rip them off.
> What a sight sight that'd be: a temper tantrum thrown by an adult, tax-paying man
Know what's worse? A mantrum done by a pedophile.

> Conjuring up a litany of gratifying, positively titillating images
What was that about you not being a predator?
> Wearing nothing but skin-tight swim shorts
> Recognition at last slamming into place as he learns just what power his body holds
What was that about not being a predator? About this not being abuse?
> Indescribable pleasure
For whom? Not the kid whose orifices you'll tear so badly they'll need surgery.

> Positions himself above the container, pelvis pressed to the scratchy plastic rim
Yes, the glaze/icing is made with his semen. That's not sexual abuse at all.
> His hand, larger, stronger, shocking adult in comparison
BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ADULT. YOU ARE A GROWN ASS MAN
> Child-like. Child. He's a child.
I'm sure the courts and the public will react positively to the fat you served a child your semen for them to eat.

> Masturbated to the thought of assaulting a student
> Ejaculated into home-made frosting
> Cupcakes laced with his semen
Guys, guys! He's not a predator he swears! He's really struggling with these technically legal thought crimes!

A realm shame there isn't. I'd love to see a BestGore take on this where a predatory teacher gets torn apart, 'Weapons' style.

> For one person only
Imagine if he served it to a bunch of kids. He'd be lynched on the spot.
> Since Viktor walked into his life and threw everything off coure
He's 11. I doubt he even knows what's happening.
> He sucks the air out of each room he walks in
I wonder why that is.
> He tampers with food, takes advantage of the most vulnerable group out there
And you are the victim how...?

> That's all they are, all they ever should be
> That one stupid, beautiful boy
I'm getting Bjorn Andresen vibes, because this is exactly what happened to him (the grooming bit, not sure about the cum-cupcakes).

> It plays out like his night terror
Was it really a night terror if he got a boner out of it?

> He's right there, taste him
> Can't help the hysteric, uncontrolled rush of his movements
A lot of authors love projecting their mental illnesses onto him. They just so happened to use the worst one in this case.
> He is human, after all. Still is
You cease to be human after ejaculating on a cupcake for the purpose of drugging and raping a child.

I dread any sequels to this. Especially knowing the author's profile goes like this:




What a normal thing to say.



They really are. They really are.

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Now I'm curious about the kinktober prompts though. Before I stopped watching a personal cow of mine, I saw her participate in last year's event and the prompts were already bad enough. Maybe I should check on her again after all. She might have some nice milk.

What fandom does she write for?

The first day includes incest as a prompt this is off to a great start.

The 'anal hook' one is interesting because I've never seen that one before.

 

[Chandelier]

I featured this author ages before this fandom blew up, and noted how utterly boring and self-aggrandizing it was. The author wrote this for a BigBang, an event that features artists and authors working together. The art for this fic is below.

I like how the birthing person looks angry and the kid looks partially retarded. It should not surprise you to learn that the artist is currently begging for money on her Bluesky.

Spoiler: Chapter 1- Don't Jump, I Need a Baby Daddy

> How long has it been since he cried
Clearly he got hung up on when talking to Trans Lifeline.
> His pale skin, the way his wet shirt clings to his slender frame, his terrified amber eyes
This 90 lb skeleton managed to use the power of God and physics to save your ass and the FIRST thing you do is focus on how pale his skin is and how golden his eyes are? What the fuck? What a way to start off an attempted suicide!

> He didn't want his mother to have to clean it herself
It's always the women who have to clean up after their menfolk after they commit suicide in the most male way possible. In this case, it wouldn't be her wiping him off, but Mother Nature and a few hungry birds because that big ole male body of his would go splat on the rocks.
> It's huge on him
He's uwu so smol. Why does he have all that laundry in the back? Did he do a few loads before he decided that tonight was the night he was going to end it? "I'm gonna clean out my closet and end myself" is a helluva motivation.

> Can you drive
Probably not from how traumatized he is. But he pulls through via the power of love and friendship and they go to a motel. You'll never guess what happens next.

> I can take the floor
And get exposed to bedbugs and other nasty critters? I know pooners suck at personal hygiene but COME ON.
> You look cold
> You're so cold
Stating the obvious twice.

> Is that an engineering degree?
> Art
It does require a bit of engineering and chemistry. Laser cutting involves some expertise, too. Why not have him do both?
> Damascus steel
The art of replicating it in modern times has largely been lost. It would take an engineer to understand how to replicate the methods and ore and some of it is far too advanced for an artist.

> Viktor's small hand in his own
He's just uwu so smol.
> It's too loose for anything except Viktor's thumb
So he's gotta be a Size 5 or under. Real female dainty hands.
> The stones and steel glimmering against his pale skin
We know he's white, thanks.
> The delicate inside of his wrist
Aw, look at that, so dainty and cute and smol!
> Bears several horizontal scars, well-healed
No way. The pooner has self-harm scars? Perish the thought!

> There's something I should tell you
He wants to tell our wannabe suicide victim he's trans, but that's OK, because he's in love with those slick folds and 'swollen dick' that is barely visible behind his Tarzan pubes. How could he resist such 'soft pink velvet'? All we're missing is that soft pink velvet fluttering shyly.

> It's good, so good
This dialogue sure isn't.
> Thrusting properly into his lovely cunt
My eyebrows shot up to Mars when I read this. There's really no rhyme or reason for them to fuck, because not only is there no chemistry between them, there isn't even a sexual mood there. A suicide has been prevented and this guy is in the middle of a mental breakdown. Do you expect me to believe they are just going to fuck at first sight? No. It's bad writing and the author only gets away with it because of the ship name. It's just awful.

> He's soaking wet. His slick is slippery on his inner thighs
That omega hole needs to get sloppy.
> A man he only met tonight, but who he already cherishes deep in his soul
There's some lampshading here, but it falls flat.
> It's like they were meant to know each other in every possible universe
Fuck right off. No one in their right mind is going to want to fuck after attempting to jump off a fucking bridge/railing/whatever height so they can kiss the pavement. All that talk about the misery of his soul is apparently lost when that 'soft pink velvet' comes up.

> It feels like he comes for ages
Not bad for a serially depressed who takes medications that affect his sex drive. That white pussy sure is good.
> I'm sorry, I know we just met, that we don't know each other
Another lampshading moment. Just admit this is a shitty smut scene and there's no chemistry between them.


> A weak spark of determination to regain his own life
Man, that white velvet pussy sure did a number on you, eh?
> His pale, shapely thighs
What shapely thighs? And we know he's white, thanks.

Lol. Lmao. Man gets a new lease on life and immediately gets into a car accident. Nothing like killing a drunk driver to get a spring in your step.

Ah, that explains all the laundry. Well the clothes are all dirty now, so what a waste of Tide pods that was.

It was a drunk driver, so he's in the clear - but one has to ask who decided drinking and driving on a mountain pass was a good idea. Any wrote swerve would send you tumbling hundreds of feet, but the spirit of Jim Lahey reigns supreme.

> Viktor helped
Sucks that Ximena thinks he's hallucinating and that Viktor isn't real. Pooners can't even materialize their own identities as memories.
> Four medications
He's gonna need more than that given that his leg was shattered. He's as high as a kite, that boy.

> Could Viktor have been a hallucination of some sort?
That soft velvet pussy was no hallucination, trust
> I failed me
You got that right. You botched your suicide so bad a 5'1 skeleton was able to save you. God laughs at such cringe.

> He wonders if he's always been a few inches away from jumping
Yeah. The textual evidence shows he's been dealing with this for a while, but the medication he needs and what works best is soft, velvet vagina.
> She was gorgeous, Jayce
We still like white sugar more.


You'd live and die for someone you'd just met? I can believe it - if they actually had chemistry. This author just brute forced them and people go with it because it's their favourite ship. Gay, straight, or minotaur, depressed people usually have a low sex drive and they aren't going to want to smash in the first five minutes. This was just done to move the plot forward.

> He recently finished a line of riveted collar rings and pendants that feature aquamarine
Common, but expensive. If he works with tanzanite I'm sold.
> Pale hand that protrudes from a raincoat
You've described him as pale three times already.

And look at that - a baby! Fate is a fickle thing, is it not?

> I'm real
Yes, and so is this shitty plot. It reminds me of how Jim Acosta once said, 'I'm real, sir' when his network was called fake news.

> I thought you left on purpose
Noooo...the pooner has a one night stand with a hot guy going through a mental crisis, gets knocked up and enters a domestic violence situation, and has to run away to be free? You don't fucking say!
> He's a father
The author uses 'father' for both of them because 'birthing person' is too degrading for them despite demanding that it be used in favour of 'women'.
> Their daughter
They know what sex is in infants because Isha here isn't old enough to declare her gender yet.

> Bruises on his left cheekbone
Oh no! Anyways
> Twice every month, he volunteers at a domestic violence shelter
> Has to hide so as not to spook the women
You know he can just identify as a woman and they legally can't do shit, right? That's what happened to the Vancouver Rape Crisis center. Men identifying as women were let in and take a guess what happened.
> You're the father of my child
*Mother. Gestational carrier, incubator, whatever. Notice how they want normal women to use gender neutral names but they want the word 'father' and other male pronouns for themselves. Throwing women under the bus for men, a tale as old as time.

> Do you realize how brave and strong you are?
Might as well cut it with the pep talk, because this is your classic hero tale of the noble man who saves the woman from an abusive husband (who might be Doodle Dmitri) because he had nowhere else to go. The added bonus of being sexually assaulted/harassed at work and being denied disability is the cherry on top. Just shove all the classic pooner woes in there and you'll be wondering how this person even got a job in the first place if transphobia isn't even a thing in Runeterra.

> My friends are his friends
How come not a single one of them is standing up for a fellow trans brother? Is this implying that even trans men won't defend each other in times of crisis and will just leave them out for the wolves? A curious predicament if true.

> Whatever the man did to instill such uncertainty
I do have to chuckle at this entire scenario: despite calling himself a father, Viktor underwent female-typical abuse - obstetric violence and domestic violence - and is left alone despite allegedly being in a community of supportive friends. He, despite insisting he is a man, never stands up for himself or fights back; he cowers and lies on his belly and waits for the abuse to be over.

Of course there will be a happy ending and the evil domestic abuser will get his comeuppance and this pair will have sweet, sweet love and they'll be in a house with a white picket fence in a gated community. Forget the fact that this terminally suicidal man decided to get down and dirty within seconds of meeting that soft, velvet pussy. Who cares about logic - we're horny over here!

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This author also had a late entry to shotacon week, and she decided to go the idol/Lolita route while making sure the producer is not a stinky, fat incel. We can't masturbate to that. Instead, observe this author's bizarre obsession with children's genitalia has she gets out of a writer's block to write it. The lines for this fic are:

Spoiler: Protuberant 🐱Lips

-imagines how it would be to keep the minor awake by using his cock alone, a never-ending hammering to that tight hole
- Chubby lips hide his nub completely, a barely pressed light brown peach fuzz glistening with arousal
- I want to put my tongue inside his little cunny and drink all the slick
- small gate swallowing an adult finger
- He's steadily leaking over the big warm hand taking care of his cunt so deliriously good
- Your greedy hole is taking my finger so well. I wanna train it the same way I did everything else
- He could definitely fuck that attitude out of the boy, remind him of his place.
- his cushy walls try to rip his fingers off and that’s all the sign the adult needs to hug the trembling body close as he silences the pleading mouth with those dirty fingers that stretched the small hole minutes ago.
- the most obscene indirect kiss as the other’s sweet saliva and cunt juice invades his tastebuds.
- feeding the eager little thing what he knows will be a huge load
- I see you have been training your cunt as I told you
- protuberant pussy lips (said about an 11-year-old).
- The round was dedicated solely to spoiling the tender, developing pussy

Spoiler: Bullet for my Shota Valentine

> The kid becomes a different person on stage
Yes, the author decided to make an 11-year-old an instigator of sex, because all 11 year olds do that.
> Less than a quarter of his age
Pairing an 11-year-old with a 50-year-old is diabolical. The age gap is so large even the Medici would go bug-eyed at it.

> Mixture of Gothic Victorian style
> Keeps the innocence and playfulness of a child yet to hit puberty
Lolita gear. She's not even trying to hide it. We've got the thigh-high programmer socks, too.
> Accentuates his shape in a way that would be questionable for a teen
Sexualizing minors in the idol industry? It's more likely than you think.
> Coming from a background of poverty
And he's already on the casting couch.

> Slim waist
Let me guess. His waist is so small his thumbs can wrap around it.

> Black velvet bow at the collar
These costumes remind me of Cardcaptor outfits, and those were very scandalous as Sakura was around the same age. This is de-facto Lolita gear and it's already making grown-ass men salivate. These are the same people telling you shota/lolicon is not pedophilic in nature. Read their own words and decide.

> It's easy to forget how incredibly young Viktor is for how mature he behaves
Every pedophile uses this excuse. "He didn't seem 11 to me, your Honour. He was clearly mentally 32!"
> Jayce refusing to believe he's like the other higher-ups, preying on artists, interns, and any young blood
That's LITERALLY what you're doing, you freak.

> The hand returns, this time higher, creeping clumsily and slowly to his mid-thigh
> Viktor is flirting
Ah yes, nothing like writing the 11-year-old Jezebel. We can't handle grown women but we can handle minors. We don't want minors in our spaces yet we'll sexualize them all we like. A fine, decent set of morals, there.

> He belongs in jail for having the mere thought of an eleven-year-old being capable of flirting with a grown man
You wanna know why this isn't giving the author the Ick? Because he doesn't look like Harvey Weinstein or like how most producers do. If he did, that author would be making this a horror show. When the predators are attractive, you'll get smut the shotacons will defend to their last breath.

> Their lustful stares with fake politeness
> The things they write about him on the Internet
> Creepy men ask sexual favours in exchange for gifts
> Insists that Jayce is different because he's attractive
They always do this. Creepy men are red flags because they're creepy pedophiles, but because this one still has his hair, that's somehow fine?

> His body and mind have been exploited
Better rectify that than have an 11-year-old go to town on an older man.
> The petite and overworked body
I bet you he's 4'9 like the last one.

> Lithe body bridal style
So smol you could grind him down the drain.
> His mouth tastes like vanilla and chocolate
Here we go with making the child the sexually aggressive one. That's the same excuse they use in court, too.

> Your outfits are getting bolder lately. You're showing more and more skin
The pedo says as he sweats buckets and his erection grows
> I like it so much that I want you to model for me, privately
Filming child pornography, are we? The Feds won't be knocking down his door because he's too hot and he doesn't have a Mossad handler.
> Cotton candy-colored panties
> Drunk at the sight of pale and unblemished skin
We know he's white, thank you.
> He feels like prey in the open, ready to be devoured
Yeah. It's different because the guy is hot, you know?

> Looks up and down at the strong physique, his mouth water(ing) as his cunt clenches
This author is way, WAYYY to focused on children's genitalia for it to be a one-time thing. All of her fics are like this. I should never read how an 11-year-old has a fat labia.

> Beautiful, underdeveloped cunt
Words you never want to read, Pt 356499
> Chubby lips hide his nub completely, a barely pressed light brown peach fuzz glistening with arousal
What did I say about this focus on how a minor has a chubby labia?
> Pale legs
We know he is white, thank you.
> If Jayce was the same man he was 20 years ago he'd have thrown caution out of the window the moment the minor hit the mattress
Oh, so he's been a pedophile for years. They are never single-victim predators and have a type. It seems pale, creamy, petite girls saying they are boys who watch hardcore pornography are his type.
> I want to put my tongue inside Vikki's little cunny and drink all the slick
What in the absolute fuck.
> He's so glad it's Jayce
Pretty privilege strikes again.

> His tongue circles where he knows his clit his hiding, his pussy lips chubby for his age
This is the third time that a child's labia has been described as fat.
> The ever-curious boy sits on his elbows to look at what's being done to his pussy
Old enough for sex, old enough to transition, old enough to prostitute. These are the values these people hold.
> About how eager fans are to play with your cunt and cock?
Forget that those are all pedophiles and you get an exception because you don't look like Weinstein. It's Different.

> Small gate swallows an adult finger again and again
Why is a vagina called a 'small gate'?
> He's steadily leaking over the big warm hand taking care of his cunt so deliriously good
This is an 11-year-old.
> Snug cavity
All this to avoid the word 'vagina'.
>Your greedy hole is taking my finger so well. I wanna train it the same way I did with everything else
AN ELEVEN YEAR OLD

>Sharp canines applying pressure on the tiny tits
Nice.
> He's worried that if Viktor sees it he will panic
> He knows he would never force himself on the little thing
Uh huh. Let me guess: he's huge, big enough to 'rearrange his organs' and what have you.
> He doesn't need to fuck Viktor yet
And he can't wait the seven years until he's legal.
> It was silly of him to think of this man as just a life-long celebrity crush
...Girl, you're writing a minor like a sex toy. 11-year-olds should not be thinking about sex as they do not have a sex drive. If they do, they've either watched porn or are rapists themselves.

> If he were in bed with a grown woman she would have been ready for his size ages ago
He knows he's fucking a minor, yet he doesn't care. Yes, the child is 'impossibly small' because they haven't hit puberty yet. Please face the wall now.

> The moment the adult manhood is exposed, Viktor doesn't let fear cloud his emotions
Of course not. The author simply passes this off as 'being a thing from Zaun' and rather than have it be tragic, she decides to make it a sexually liberating thing. The end goal, remember, is the abolition of the age of consent.
> Imagines how it would be to keep the minor awake by using his cock alone, a never-ending hammering to that tight hole
You'd kill him. You admit as much. Now, get SPAYED AND NEUTERED.
> Barely giving a shit anymore about the pace and depravity of it all
Since when did he give a shit at all? His intent was always to rape the kid.

> Slurping like an eager amateur on the flushed cockhead
These people sexualize minors and then get mad when minors called them freaks. Teenagers aren't dumb, you know. Adults that have this kind of fetish are not normal people.
> Only a third of his cock inside, so as not to overwhelm
> The child insists he has been through worse
So he was abused at a very young age, made to view these acts as normal, and what does the author do? Talk about how fat his pussy lips are. I'm not kidding. She does this way too often.
> The rod goes in and out the obedient mouth
> He'll be the first one to give the virgin mouth its first taste of semen
These are all real lines.
> He pushes in a few more inches, testing the limits until he gags harder
That kid should be eating hotdogs, not your dick.
> Masculine and salty taste
Oh, we know what 'masculine' means now?
> I love your cock's taste
He says, as he feels innate shame.

> Shield from the ugly side of looking all drunk on lust while milking his cock dry
"It's different when I do it. I'm attractive and have a big dick. I'm not like those greasy pedophiles who piss in bottles and sit in their own shit."
> feeding the little eager thing what he knows is going to be a huge load
> Sucks on his cockhead like he's nursing on the milk he never got from his missing mom or dad
1. What in the absolute fuck
2. Why is his father breastfeeding him?
> Thick spurts full of protein and perfect for his diet
I think the author derives way too much joy from this.

> The musk of those pale inner thighs
We know he's white, thanks.
> Could have sworn he'd long left behind that nasty habit of snapping at his lovers like that
A BPD AND a pedophile? Oh we're getting the real mixed bag here.
> Strawberry and peaches creamy skin
WE KNOW HE IS FUCKING WHITE. ENOUGH WITH THESE DESCRIPTIONS OF PALE FUCKING SKIN.
> He needed to do this
Does he, though?

> Older man that looks so handsome
What did I say? That the more handsome/attractive a man is, his pedophilia can be forgiven.
> Greedily devouring the feast that is his quaking cunt
Cliché.
> Tongue fucks the snug ring of muscle
> Adult mouth encloses the entirety of the minor's core
This kid hasn't even used a tampon yet and this sicko is shoving his tongue inside him.
> Sinfully chubby outer lips
> Fat pussy lips
I keep telling you: she has a fetish and obsession for this.

> Would he leave if he finds out about Viktor's past?
You are ELEVEN, why are you approaching relationships like an ADULT?

> Immaculate outfit and make-up on, the man likes what he sees
> Slim, pantyhose-clad legs wrap around his waist
I think I know what this author's type is, aside from the shotacon: she loves Kpop, ignoring the dark side of idol culture that includes shit like this.
> Sexual awakening
An 11-year-old should not be going through that.
> He could definitely fuck that attitude out of the boy, remind him of his place
"I'm not like those other pedophiles, I'm hot" ahh logic.

> Two fingers deep in the soaking pussy
> I see you have been training your cunt as I told you
This should not be a real fucking line.
> Gifted him a set of two vaginal dilators
"Your Honour, I wasn't grooming the child. They asked for this, see. They carry themselves so well!"
> The round was dedicated solely to spoiling the tender, developing pussy
What in the fuck. I'm also not shocked at the kid being forced to read pornographic forums, either. That's 100% grooming.

> A horny Viktor who didn't cum could seek other men
Oh no! The groomed child would seek other predators who totally wouldn't buy dilators to train his 'underdeveloped pussy' and teach him stuff from pornographic forums! The horror!
> Both of the man's hands working on his pretty pussy
> Pale legs
1. We know he is white, shut the fuck up
2. How many times are you going to write about that vulva being pretty and/or fat?
> Cushy walls try to rip his fingers off
I can think of something else that needs to be ripped off.
> Most obscene indirect kiss as the other's sweet saliva and cunt juice invades his tastebuds
These are all real lines. I can't decide whether to laugh or be absolutely horrified. I'll go with both.

> Protuberant pussy lips
This was written with the utmost seriousness and will be THE defining line for this fic. This girl cannot, for the life of her, stop talking about an 11-year-olds fat labia and that isn't healthy. She's writing this kid like they're prime Beyoncé.
> A future where he could knock him up on his fifteenth birthday
> Wishes for a peaceful pregnancy where he can hide him from the public
The author says she had a blast writing this. I wonder what spark of creative genius led her to write 'protuberant pussy lips' and pat herself on the back like she's Lewis Carol (and, fun fact, he was a pedo too). I think she's a little bit obsessed with protuberant pussy lips, don't you?

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That Back at the Barnyard fic has a sequel. Now, it being 20k words, I am not going to screencap every line because that shit takes forever and, like the first one, a lot of it is a huge bore. I'll be speedrunning it and will only post the juicy bits. Think of it like an early Thanksgiving.

Spoiler: Back at the Barnyard Part Deux

This immediately takes place after their cave romp and where our cow Viktor - who, for some reason, is trans, despite being a female cow in every way - is starting to get some pregnancy cravings. He's been dreaming of grapes - wild ones, that grow in sun-drenched, rocky clearings' when wild grapes are known to grow near wetter areas and their vines will seek any surface that goes vertical, like fence posts or trees. He also dreams of grape tarts being drizzled with hazelnuts and stevia, a plant that only grows in tropical countries such as Paraguay and Brazil. None of the animals mentioned here are from that area and are all North American animals. Also, for some reason, they know that their calf will be a girl, begging the question as to how Viktor can be a trans cow anyways as no one else has a trans identity as a cow and the author doesn't seem to want the address the issue of transgenderism in quadrupeds.

Viktor's cravings are so strong that Jayce decides to out at NIGHT to get the items, which also includes whipped cream (do they even HAVE kitchens?!). I assume this is where he gets injured. In any case, the milk they get comes from other, sentient cows who happily give their milk in a not-so-fetishy way, and the meat that these animals like to eat is iguana (on top of rabbit. The author never addressed how the matriarchal rabbits of their clan deal with their brethren getting killed as game). Ekko - who Jayce meets out in the field, also catching food for Powder - says the iguanas are 'sun bathing' when Jayce is going out during the night. A slip of the tongue, I'm sure. Iguanas enjoy tropical and/or desert weather and this seems to be a temperate climate. Why they even share the same biodome is just something the author didn't think too hard about.

Jayce comes back without issue, surprisingly, and he makes the tart without baking it. What he's really making seems to be more of a yoghurt, but whatever, focus on the trans animals here. The next morning, Viktor's morning sickness hits him full force and all that not-tart comes spewing back up. He undergoes the usual trials of pregnancy - frequent urination, body aches, tiredness, irritability, etc - and it's not mentioned once how a crippled cow that somehow stands upright is going to manage a pregnancy. Not that that matters, his horniness is through the roof and while he can't take a full-scale pounding, his bull takes him nice and slow like a gentleman. No cervix bashing this time, for once.

Later, desperate to masturbate but unable to because of his swollen belly, he uses Jayce's shirt to masturbate with.

> He was wet, his cunt throbbing with a dull, empty ache
Is his vagina like a human's or like a cow's?
> There, lying on top, was Jayce's nightshirt
For some reason these animal people wear clothes despite many of them sporting fur. It's like a Michigan Fur Fest out here.
> Male musk
We know what males are when we want them to top and be 'manly men'. Then we pretend that a cow - female cattle - isn't a cow but a bull/gelding because they identify as such.

> His golden eyes were black with pupils
*Black with his pupils. Or 'nearly black'. This sentence doesn't make sense.

> Would you sit on my face
You still haven't answered whether this is a cow vagina or human vagina.

> I'm too heavy. The baby...you'll choke
You mean he can't breathe? At long as he stays under 8 minutes he'll be fine.
> His powerful body a feast of bronzed muscle in the dim light
We always know what the males are when it comes to describing their muscles.
> You could never
He's right, you know. This is a crippled cow who'd get tired walking outside for more than a minute.
> Oversensitive little cock
> His clit
> Sucking the tiny, tight nub
Pick one. You can use 'squirting and vaginal ejaculation', but you can't use clit? This is a COW. What do you think COWS do, genius?
> He feasted like a starving man
Cliché.

> He suctioned down on Viktor's cock
Like a Dyson vacuum.
> His cunt gushing a fresh wave of release
It's just like that trapped in the bathroom fic where this guy kept gushing like a deep sea squid. Guess he kept more of his cow anatomy than the human one, eh?

After their coupling, there's a suggestion they head into town where a village market is, and here we get some worldbuilding: most of these animals live in migrant camps, but the ones who settle do so in human encampments. In the prior fic, humans are hinted to be an extinct species as no one knows their writing or language. Now it seems that humans DO exist and DO remain, but as to what they do, that's up to the author to clarify.

Viktor has a memory over his old burrow and how he made it into a 'fortress' after his mother died, never wanting to return there until his adopted kids entered his life. Now that he has a mate, he plans to go back there to 'sow his oats' and make new memories, as it were.

The market village is set in a clearing of the woods - the forest, it should be mentioned, is ironwood - and a whole bunch of farm animals and wild animals mingle there. It's never answered how creatures like cows - that have been domesticated by humans - managed so well without being eaten by wolves or pigs. The Rabbit Matriarchs return and chirp about how well Viktor is doing with his pregnancy, telling him to drink more dandelion tea and raspberry leaf tea to make the pregnancy earlier. One of the rabbits tells Viktor he looks just like his mother when she was pregnant - I'm glad we don't misgender pregnant cows now - and he breaks down crying. They give Jayce some smoked salmon and nutty bread, and off they go.

They also sell diapers at this market, and they're made of tanned hides. Why one would use LEATHER DIAPERS is beyond me, as diapers would have been made of cattail hairs, soft moss or juniper bark (going off of what Native Americans used). Using leather for that purpose is a waste of the material. It's also not addressed how these animals are fine with skinning their kin for their hides.

They meet Benzo and have a chat, reminiscing over old times and what Ekko's been up to. He trades them coffee beans - and some reason there's a need to drink coffee when most of these animals CANNOT consume caffeine - for winterwort, an anti-inflammatory. Viktor gets overwhelmed all of a sudden and kisses Jayce because they're just so in love, mmmkay?

The next day, Viktor wakes up wearier than usual, and it's pissing down raining outside. Vi comes in and she's got pups of her own - and one has to wonder how THAT happened - a female named Eve, aged six months, and Sander, a year and seven months. Sky is a brown bear for some reason. They're there to keep Viktor under 'nest arrest' because he can't be out and about in his condition. Sky and Powder are also pregnant, and it's funny to note that they are all female and designated female, but Viktor is not despite possessing the same anatomy.

Ekko comes by with fish, and Powder nearly tackles him because she missed him so much. When Jayce returns, he has panela cheese - these creatures can't farm but they can make cheese - turtle eggs (did the turtles consent?) and rice, because we have animals in the rice fields despite the climate not supporting the growth of said rice. Jayce hugs everyone and is playful with the children, and then plops in Viktor's lap. Sander is a 'tree climbing wolf' but he just sounds autistic. I'm still wondering how they manage to make cheese and harvest eggs when all animals are alleged to be sentient here.

Spring arrives and Viktor is out sun-bathing by a log while Jayce prepares the crib in their nest. Caitlyn is there with him. Jayce is also a woodworker and personally carves designs into said crib, and Ekko comes by with the star-chart mobile even though none of them can read/ know what planets are. Jayce has a moment with Vi where it looks like he's going to start stabbing people but it's him wondering if he can even be a father. He wonders if Viktor can even survive the pregnancy or whether the calf will survive, and one has to wonder why he didn't just think of that before fucking the crippled cow who can't even walk upright. Vi tells him she's been in the same position when Cait was in labour, going so far as to punch trees (she hasn't graduated to boulders like Chris Redfield yet). She gives him a pep talk on how Viktor is the 'strongest person you've ever known' and how he raised two feral wolf pups and how he isn't vulnerable because he's got Family. They hug and he's got a spring in his step knowing there's nothing greater than Family.

Powder gives birth to premature pups - one Isha, who looks like she does in the show - and the other Zeri. Only Zeri looks half-black whereas Isha is white. One has to wonder what kind of genetic game they were playing. African DNA cannot be defeated, even in furries. Everyone gives them gifts such as toothing beats and rabbit pelts, and even go hunting for game for them. Vi returns with smoked venison - was the deer sentient or is it just a select few of them? - and she and Cait take turns watching over Powder's pups. Viktor, eight months along, feels useless. He sees how Jayce is a whirlwind of action and Sky's effortless strength, and after suffering some mental fog, tries to get some order in his life. He clears out the clutter and gets his nest in order. He tries to get a jar of 'moon-blessed sap' from a shelf that somehow stretches to the ceiling and nearly falls, but nothing happens. Jayce doesn't scold him or anything and just asks what he needs, and gets it. Viktor breaks down crying because he feels so useless and our bull tells our cow that he's 'carrying new life inside him' and that's the most important thing.

At eight and a half months, he's near the tipping point, and for some reason, the midwife is another troon - Lest. She tells him to do some squats and exercises and tells them they need to have sex often - for easy labour, she says.

> The prostaglandins in a bull's seed will help ripen the cervix
For humans or animals? Because the evidence for this isn't clear cut. Orgasms for WOMEN help with labour, but even Reddit isn't so sure about it.
> Did she just prescribe me to fuck you?
I noticed none of that pep talk was focused on female anatomy, but rather the male. This author later rectifies that by talking about how proud his erection is.
> Wich
Someone didn't proofread. She has a few beta-readers helping her for this.

> His heavy thighs
I assume he finally gained some weight?
> Like you were made just for me to eat
Wouldn't this be cannibalism?
> Hypersensitive clit
> Sucking the little nub
> Focused assault on his tiny cock
You already wrote a very similar smut scene. It's like it just got copied and pasted here and the author thought no one would noticed.
> Delving deep into his hole
> His hole fluttering
Was it fluttering shyly?
> Gushing even more wetness
There's that cow anatomy we know and love!

> Thoroughly used and stretched cunt
She later retcons this and has him going to factory settings several paragraphs later.
> His large hand splayed wide, fingers spread
That's what 'splayed' means, yes. Guess we know that this bull can complete the gorilla challenge solo.
> His chest had been completely, unremarkably flat
> Tiny, nascent breasts, heavy with milk
And he has two nipples, mind you, not four. No utters. He's a hu-cow with a male gender identity...yeah.

> Thick, hard length
Count how many times she uses this.
> You're so wet already
You already said that.
> You are insistent this morning
?? Bitch, you started this!

> Proud and thick
> Thick, hot length
That's right: she described that bull cock as 'thick' three times. Can you guess it's thick?
> The soft furs on either side of the bull's thighs
He doesn't wear pants but somehow needs a night shirt. Do these hu-animals go naked all the time or is it just for occasion?
> Jayce was so large, and Viktor was still so tight
I thought you wrote him as being ready and loose?
> He impaled himself
Guess he really does have that cow vagina.

> Not milk, but colostrum
That is released AFTER pregnancy. Our Hu-cow here hasn't given birth yet.
> His body convulsed around his cock, milking him
Cliché.
> His cunt fluttering
Add this along with 'his cock stood proud' as a repetitive, overused line.

> Warm trickle of their fluids seeping from his well-used entrance
He's tight one minute and well-used the next. Guess it depends on how the author is feeling.
> The hormonal cocktail of late pregnancy had made him ravenous for it
We know. You just spend several paragraphs describing this.

> His seed a hot flood that felt like it was branding him
A trickle here, a flood there. How much volume are we talking?
> Your pretty pussy is so greedy for me
Figured we had to have some shitty sex dialogue in here, too.
> So perfect. So ready to be bred
> I am bred
I was gonna say. That's not hot, you're just stating the obvious.
> I want to make sure you never forget what it feels like to have me inside you, splitting you open on my cock
I'm pretty sure he knows, thanks. He wouldn't be pregnant otherwise.

> I need you to fuck me
> I need you to fill me up. I need to feel you come inside me
The way this flashback and this smut scene was written was as sloppy as that sloppy omega/cow pussy.

Viktor is now nearing labour, and the room smells 'potent' because Vi went out of her way to get Cait spoiled jerky and Caitlyn can't help but feel disgusted and sickly at it. Vi, exasperated, yells because she wasted time getting it and they have a brief bitch fit. She throws it out after Cait starts crying because she's just so moody, mmmkay? Turns out, she's moody because she's going to have another pup! Everyone is just shitting out kids in this place!

After their fight and celebration is done, Viktor enters labour. Jayce is out hunting for mushrooms to sauté for his favourite dish when he hears Cait yelling that Viktor is going to have his cow hybrid.

Sucks that it won't. I'm still wondering how this species even showed up because it implies humans and the animals they hunted/ domesticated fused together. Did Skynet become aware and decided to go Animal Crossing this time instead of just nuclear annihilation?

Whose will? You're just being told to wait by a troon who has never endured pregnancy. Who thought it was a good idea to make an MTF a midwife?

> This was death. He was dying
Hey, keep that calf. I can sell it for big money to an Appalachian hick. I wanna taste it over a barbecue.

How do they know their calf is female? It's always funny to me how these people know exactly what sex is in the infants they want their pet pooners to have, yet they want a female cow to be male because of self-identity. The author is 'genderfluid' and yet made no effort to explain how these weird animal hybrids are even trans in the first place. Under what parameters is Viktor male? Does Vi have a penis and is that how she sired pups with Cait? These questions must be answered.

They name the kid Selenka and there's a lot of happy tears around it. She looks more like Jayce than Viktor because race mixing is only partially true in the animal world. 'Selenka' also sounds like 'Srebrenica' and it sure is a nice touch to name your kid after a town where a genocide took place.

Meanwhile, I'm still wondering if their calf would taste like a human or a cow when smoked. If humans still existed, that's exactly what would happen. Not getting over how this author thinks using LEATHER for diapers is a good idea. 200 IQ right there.

 

[Verdun_Salient]

If I had the time, or energy, I'd make a detailed list of what all this is because unfortunately when I saw it I looked into the prompts as I wanted to know. But Ill spare everyone unless they really want it.

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I honestly want to see how the people who participate in these things would write a fight scene or actual combat, I feel it would be entertaining.

 

[fist_of_khonshu]

I honestly want to see how the people who participate in these things would write a fight scene or actual combat, I feel it would be entertaining.

I've seen it, and the answer is, not very well. Can write eloquently to detail a mediocre sex scene but anything outside of hardcore sex they just can't do. As someone stated above, they get violent over fluff because they can't comprehend unconditional love without needing to bang.

 

[Shoulda Woulda Coulda]

If I had the time, or energy, I'd make a detailed list of what all this is because unfortunately when I saw it I looked into the prompts as I wanted to know. But Ill spare everyone unless they really want it.

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...You ever think about how God gave us sex drives so we could reproduce and marry and somehow this is what people have managed to do with it?

 

[Max Caulfield]

(((Comrades, I cannot find any Yuri Yaoi.)))

 

[Chandelier]

That Juno fic has had an update. For once, BSwaves has made the groomer an evil person, as OOC as it is for the character. We are now at the stage where the character has gone full narcissistic rage and enacts violence against our teenage pregnant person.

Spoiler: Chapter 7 - Planned Parenthood to the Pavement

W mom. No matter what you do, you can't make me hate this character. She's already the best one here.
> I came onto him
He really didn't. The adult was the one who instigated it.

She's 100% right. It's a shame this author cannot take this advice to heart, given that she loves shotacon fics.

Jayce was, because a child is living proof of his crimes, as Matt Walsh once said. Who knew this was becoming a heartwarming pro-life epic?

All of this and this character is still being treated by their sex, because were he a man, it'd be physically impossible for one, and two, his reproductive capabilities would be firmly in his control. You can identify as a man all you want, but you are still at the whims of a man when he decides to ejaculate inside you.

> He's made the decision, he doesn't care about mine
Interesting how the cis man is the one who keeps all that power. The girls are too focused on him 'sucking' and not him being an attempted anal rapist.

He almost did. And you should take up Powder's offer. I want to see Vander cave in Jayce's skull.


Even Dmitri wants a piece of the action. I hope nothing bad happens to our lil doodle.


> He's much bigger, and much stronger, and he doesn't need more than one hand to wrench him out the door
Sexual dimorphism is a bitch. Sucks that you cannot possess male strength. I also have to raise awareness to the fact that he walked into that clinic with someone over his shoulder - who was clearly in distress! - and didn't call the cops then and there.

> Petulant like the teenager he's fucking
I think this is one of the few fics where the author has SOME self-awareness. It doesn't make her good - she's still a shotacon - but there's some moral code here.

> Ancient MCR sweater
You know you're a scene/emo girl when:

Now you don't want to throw down with that gigahon. It'll be a hate crime and unlike Viktor, they can and will fight back.

You can never make me hate Mel.

I have a sinking suspicion that Jayce is going to try to kill her or Viktor's mother in retaliation. The author promises a happy ending, but knowing Jayce is a borderline, shit WILL go down. Someone is going to get beat up or die, and I'm sticking with that.

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This is the author's first fic for this pairing and she's so excited! She decided to make it about summer camp and how all those nasty boys are just bigots. Damn you teenage boys and your right-wing views!

Spoiler: You're beautiful in every single way

> Paler boy
We know he's white, thanks.
> He was being bullied and harassed by his classmates at his old school
And no HRC was involved? Picking on a trans kid is social suicide. Normally, they are the ones being the bullies - see Nex Benedict.

> I was born in the wrong body. I was born in a girl's body but I'm a boy
Oh, of course it's this line of argument.
> My mom accepted me without question
Of course not. She gets instant social credit for having a trans son. No one can criticize her now.
> How could anyone be cruel to Viktor?
If he wasn't trans, they'd mock him for his disability. I do wonder who was making fun of him, though.

You are going to have to take a drink every time 'beautiful' is used, because it is a LOT.

I counted five in this screenshot and two in the prior one. Seven. Goddamn. Times.

> Even after learning of his transition, her affection didn't change
Transphobia is worse of a crime than murder, rape, or pedophilia in this fandom, so you better be respectful of pronouns you TERF.
> Kissed his cheeks after he told her about the transition
You already wrote that.

> His milky legs were spread
We know he's white, thanks
> Maybe with something larger, thicker
She writes this twice.
> When he didn't think Viktor was beautiful
Now the 'beautiful' count is up to eleven. Amazing.
> They never compared to his handsomeness
What handsomeness?
> Friends could exchange kisses, right?
Unless you're European, no.

> of course it was that, you silly
Teenage boys don't think like this.
> He would withdraw the fingers, replacing them with his own cock
> Stretch those walls
Hell yeah, stretch that sloppy omega pussy, those protuberant pussy lips.
> Beautiful
Make that 13.
> Jayce Alejandro Talis
Uh oh, we're going with Christian names now! That's a reference to his VA, Kevin Alejandro.
> His thoughts were plagued by Viktor, Viktor, Viktor
And beautiful, beautiful, beautiful x13

> He saw him everywhere
What town do you live in where you see white people everywhere?
> If Viktor masturbated about him, it was because he might feel the same way
You already answered that question.
> He thumped against the grass
This makes me think he was doing the worm in the background to get his rocks off. What a mental image.

> His mother truly loved him like her own son
You already wrote that.

> Such a beautiful person was standing before my eyes
Make that fourteen. Fuck I have lost count.
> Pale cheeks
We know he's white, thanks.


> I dated girls but it never felt quite right
You're still dating a girl, homie.
> We'll plan our wedding and honeymoon
Man, we're already speedrunning marriage before we're 20!

> It sent electric shocks through both of their bodies
Did they get hit with a taser?

> Chest so small he doesn't wear a binder
> Isn't on any testosterone or tries to pass whatsoever
> The actual male gets all the attention on how big his dick is

Despite the rating, there is no sex scene. Amazing, I know. I thought there'd be one. But I figured I'd add this piece, rounding up the use of 'beautiful' to 14 times:

'Sweet, hungry pussy' is up there with 'protuberant pussy lips' and 'his pussy drooled like a dog'. Stick to the sidelines, ladies.

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That Omegaverse arranged marriage Pick Me fic is nearing its end - 19 chapters out of 24. We ended the last installment with a dramatic terrorist attack.

Spoiler: Chapter 17 - My Immortal

Everyone survived the attack. Viktor and the baby are not harmed - and Jayce is shocked at the declaration that yes, Viktor is pregnant. Despite this, they pump him full of painkillers because fuck the fetus - and it isn't Tylenol so it can't get super autism - and we discover that he's around 12 weeks along.

> Please alpha, placate Alpha, apologize to alpha
Holy fuck, how pathetic can you get?
> Alpha isn't upset
What would happen if he did? I suspect infanticide is common in omegaverse.

> What if my body isn't good enough?
You're having this conversation NOW, when you could have had it earlier? I guess that gigantic alpha cock was too good to resist. No, really: all valid plot points or logic is thrown out the minute that thing comes swinging out.
> Alpha's scent jolted, warmth and spice coming through stronger
Forget Axe: enjoy 'Alpha Spice', the premier way to make people lose their shit and unleash torrents of omega slick around you.

There's an emergency council meeting, and Cait comes with her evidence and reports. The attack was carried out by a group of about ten people who were solely targeting Jayce - though why they couldn't hire an assassin and take him out quietly a la Jhin is not brought up - and the injuries are as follows: 1012 injured, 960 casualties, and 250 missing. That's a helluva bomb just to take out one guy. The explosives are Zaunite in origin, and Hoskel is first to blame Zaun. The leftover explosives form the war were meant to be disposed of in foundries, and yet there is no evidence of them being sent there. Viktor suspects an inside job. Hoskel insists Viktor was behind it and accuses him of treason, and Viktor pulls the 'Do you know how deep the alpha-omega bond goes?' and 'If you were mated, you'd understand' as if his entire role hasn't been to serve as an incubator.

The Council is dismissed, and we go on to Chapter 18. In this chapter, Cait is still doing her investigation and Viktor is curled up in front of the fireplace, barefoot and pregnant, and ponders who could be behind the Council attack. Viktor is given chocolates because he has a craving for them - and we're just going to talk endlessly about the pregnancy from now on, as that's all he's good for - and, true to form, the attack on the Council was an inside job. No one kept any reports on the debris, materials, or uniforms and did not keep an itinerary. A few days later, over another session, Viktor is pushed down by Jayce as he is nearly JFK'd, and is whisked away because he's just a dainty princess. It isn't a damsel in distress if it's omegaverse, sweaty.

The arguments for an inside job grow, and I am guessing right now that the one behind it is Salo. He's not there at the council meetings and he has a motive for doing it - he did not like Viktor, a Zaunite omega, telling him off. Meanwhile his pregnancy continues and he wears flowing skirts and feminine clothes, which makes you wonder why the author even made him trans to begin with if he continues acting like a woman. Anyways, their carriage gets attacked on their way to Ximena's house and Jayce throws hands with the assassin. Unfortunately, Viktor gets choloformed and kidnapped and that is the end for Chapter 18.

Chapter 19 starts with a 'Taken' scenario where our tradwife omega suddenly has some intelligence, taking note of his surroundings and wondering where he is. He gets harassed by an alpha - and it's none other than Finn, who is alive for some reason. Finn casually admits he's behind the attacks and also admits he's 'had some help' which really does point to Salo. The author hasn't exactly been subtle as to who has been behind it.

He does have a point there. But there isn't as much focus on how omegas IN GENERAL do not have rights. They just accept that as a fact of life. This is an Israel-Palestine allegory (allegedly) and yet the author can't see how her own plot really undermines her whole 'respect human right and statehood' theme. All omegas do is get pregnant and howl for their alphas to return and/or fuck their sloppy holes. What do they do otherwise? Nothing.

And what happens when they get bit by another? They really are like lions where a lion can kill a lioness' cubs and force her into hear to have cubs of his own. State-mandated sexual assault!
> We had hoped killing Talis would break the treaty
The funny thing is, Finn is in charge of a band of assassins. Not on Jhin's level, mind you, but he could absolutely hire Jhin if he wanted. The bombing was a display of power and intimidation.

> Make him reliant on the alpha
He's already reliant on alphas. He's never shown to be independent once.

> The baby you're planning on destroying
Whoa, there! That's some LiveAction lingo right there! You planning on naming the baby 'Olivia' and making an animation out of it?

He's also right, here: he threw out his morals and devotion for some good dick. And was it a good dick; it was probably 14 inches like all alpha males are. How big is Finn? You can't write a cliched wannabe sexual assault scene without a dick measuring contest.

As you said, it was all thanks to good cock. Can you believe this fic has over 500 kudos?

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Some niggas just can't catch a break. A white man (and a half) cries when the love of his life chooses a black girl over him. Billions must sit on planes wearing Burger King crowns.

Spoiler: TFW a chocolate honey steals your man

> That feels so cliché, so stupid
I agree. Shotacons get angrier at grown black women 'stealing' their men and would rather write and read CP involving their white fave instead. You can just feel the seething from this lil dood; that one word is just sitting on the edge of his tongue, begging to be released.

> He's tall, very tall, with bulging muscles
He's 6'3, but very much a bear phenotype. This is the oldest this author is gonna go.
> For such a wee lad
Lmao, clocked.
> His body doesn't actually tolerate it any better than somebody else his size
You can thank your female liver for that.

> Kicks him out or pins him against a wall sometime soon
Knowing Vander, he'd just throw him through the wall, lmao

The 'partner' in question is Silco. Vee tries her damnedest to make sure this fantasy works even when these two characters look nothing alike.

> Taller and larger than Jayce
By one inch. But he is wider, that's for sure.

> Would Jayce do this?
I don't know, you seem pretty angry over him choosing a black queen over you. Comparing her face card to yours, she's a clear winner. Vee has a habit of making black characters punching bags when they don't do anything wrong. Her serial killer AU had Jayce kill Sky by giving her almond milk and that was passed off as no big deal.
> Then he remembers - he should have mentioned it earlier
No one gets beat for rape by deception, no one. Everyone is totally cool with these bonus hole boys.
> You're even the same as him here
Not Silco, too!
> This one small gift
Ah yes, the bonus hole that's always ready to go. What do you mean by that?

> Hard and thick in his hand, is truly one of the most beautiful things he has ever seen
Now Vander is actually one of those characters I can believe is really packing one. I'm surprised he's not in more bara-style arts because he fits that bill perfectly.
> What matters is getting fucked, and he wants to feel it tmorrow
A literal 'fuck that racism out of me' moment. Vander should get an award.
> Little cock
Compared to Vander? A grape to a squash.
> Massive head of his entrance
> Stretched beyond measure
He and the Hispanic Hog should have a sword fight. See who the biggest alpha male is.

> Gets fucked balls deep
> Can only think about the man who chose a black woman over him
You cannot convince me this isn't about racial animosity. This character legit does nothing wrong and catches more strays than Catcher Freeman.

Just noticed he says 'that's it' twice.

> You look so much like him
Silco and Viktor look nothing alike. Silco has a longer, sharper nose - an almost Jewish phenotype - and is 6'0. Jayce is also Latino (mixed, at the very least) and Vander is white and red-haired. None of these people are relatable.

Vee has another longfic in the works, so when that gets posted I'll take a look at it.

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I honestly want to see how the people who participate in these things would write a fight scene or actual combat, I feel it would be entertaining.

Not very well. I still remember one from the Assassin's Creed fandom, where Shay Cormac was engaged in a shootout in a warehouse with a bunch of boxes. The boxes were blocking the bullets - whether they were using Glocks or .45s, I can't remember, but they still had stopping power. IIRC, these weren't even thick crates but cardboard boxes. Meanwhile Tupac dies in a drive by when bullets penetrate 90s cars. It was the dumbest thing I've ever read. Kids have tried the 'does a book block a bullet?' challenge and they died during that. A cardboard box and wooden ceilings are not going to stop them from coming through.

There's also the issue of having people talk too goddamn much during fight scenes. You're huffing and puffing; there is no time for a long-winded debate.