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These people have a weird fetish with impregnating sixteen year olds, and they aren't Hollywood celebrities or Steven Tyler. This is an ABO fic with all the works: feminization, well-endowed alpha males, and a regency/Medieval/it's-never-actually-explained plot that will make you want to enact the Russian Revolution. Lines for this fic include:
- I refuse to send my son like a lamb to the slaughter to be torn on some bastard alpha's knot, even if it were to guarantee us peace for a goddamned eternity.
- It’s his right. It’s in his bones, written into his very being. To mark, claim, and breed.
- He is, deep down, an animal like everybody else. He only wears the human’s face and the crown to be distinguished from one, but in the bedroom there are no human rules to abide by. There are no crowns. There’s only instinct, and there’s only lust left where a King once stood.
(For context, this is presumably a white woman writing that about a brown man. They are NEVER beating the allegations. Just call him a dirty wetback at this point; it'll be far less racist.)
- rewards him with a deep kiss on his drooling cunt

In short:
- Alpha male LARPing as Khal Drogo takes his own Daenerys Targaryen and marries YUR MAH KWEEN at the age of 16
- A war is fought that is never explained or used as a backdrop for the story, you are just supposed to accept one happened and Alpha Male Prime here came out on top and this marriage was the bargain because the losing city has to pay taxes or some shit.
- Turns out said bride is a mage, and those are rare, and he's taking a mage to wife in a city founded to escape mages (lmao)
- Alpha Male Prime has the Alpha Male dick and tears his 16-year-old bride's vagina
- Alpha Male Prime wants those pups - er, babies - real bad, and says it is his right to breed said 16-year-old
- Alpha Male Prime is directly described as an 'animal wearing a human face' to the wit and smirk of the white author
It's just this:
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With this as the author:
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> The little Zaunite prince holds his wobbly chin high
He's 16, but you'd never guess because these teen-fuckers love writing them looking younger.
> Only the youngest one has presented with the stipulated secondary gender and she is nine summers old
By the Gods! She's yet a maiden! If she bleeds, she breeds, right lads? Tally ho!
> It isn't common at that age, but not impossible
Now, what is our ME ALPHA, ME IN COMMAND, ME WARLORD has to say about that?

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> All of the present company knew of the Defender's temper, how he was quick to anger
ME ALPHA. ME HAVE TERRIBLE ANGER. ME SWING BIG HAMMER. ME HUNT BOAR IN FOREST. ME GET GUTTED BY BOAR IN ME. ME WATCH WIFE PLOT AGAINST ME AND FUCK HER BROTHER. NED, AH NED
> The room stank with all manners of scents, the Council's moral hanging by a thread
Whenever I read about these people stinking to high heaven, I imagine a war between Axe bodyspray, Yankee candles, Febreeze air fresheners, pepper spray, and Indian BO. Just imagine a world of colourful, floral or honey-like Indian BO and that is Omegaverse for you.
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> Was first and foremost a warrior, always preferring a hands-on solution if there only was one
Bitches are giving him Mordekaiser's arc when this is a guy who vomited at the sight of dead bodies.
> I refuse to send my son like a lamb to the slaughter to be torn on some bastard alpha's knot
> Does just that but the alpha is hot and speaks like Robert Baratheon instead of Reek
> Our boy of age six and ten has made his decision
Weird when it involves teenage girls, acceptable when the sex pest is hot and has big muscles. If you look like Epstein, with a mishappen penis and tit fetish, you're weird as fuck. If you have an eight-pack and swing a big hammer, you're good.
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> Some say you plan to humiliate me, even
Yeah they're just giving you their disabled child so you can fuck and impregnate in the name of securing an heir even when it's of great cost to them. If it bleeds, it breeds, tally ho!
> His instinct is to reach for a weapon
Next thing you'll know is he'll be fighting Rhaegar Targaryen in the Trident for the right of ANOTHER 16-year-old to marry. Oh, wait.
> He is frail
He's frail and small uwu
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> His lips felt dry, akin to days in a scorching sun
So they're cracked and bleeding?
> And as an alpha...I will treat your boy right, I can promise you this
ME ALPHA. ME CLAIM OMEGA AS PROPERTY. ME WARLORD. ME ENTITLED TO THIS.
> Their tongue will be cut off by my own hand
I love it when authors are trying to speak in a 'Medieval' voice and it just sounds like a bad D&D RP. This man is not Robert Baratheon, even though the entire arc between these characters is exactly the same.
> In all the talks about the omega's qualities and flaws, no one mentioned how devastatingly beautiful the boy was
He might be crippled, but that underage pussy works wonders. He's even wearing the tradwife dress!
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> Fluid white satin that clung to Viktor's lithe frame
He's just uwu so smol. A perfect white wife.
> Burning golden eyes underlined with scarlet-red paint
Scarlet works as its own word, because we know it's red.
> The same ink used to draw a straight line down the center of the boy's lower lip, down his throat and all the way to his collarbones
Oy vey, there's cultural appropriation there somehow. He's a Mage, in a city founded to escape mages...make it make sense.
> Cashmere. Sweet milk. Volcanic ash
Volcanic ash doesn't really have a smell. Sulfur dioxide does, and it smells like setting off a firework.
> A fragrance so enticing he felt like a pup fighting his post-rut instincts
A literal firecracker set this Latino off, imagine that.
> Gods be good, he has not felt like that for a least a decade and half
I KNEW this was a rip-off of GOT. He literally is Robert Baratheon marrying Lyanna Stark. This guy is, what? Nearing his 40s, and he's marrying a 16-year-old? And it only happens to omegas? Imagine that.
> He's gorgeous. Small. So heartbreakingly young
So why did you agree to the wedding? You admit the kid is too young and doesn't want to do it, yet do it because MUH TRADITION and that 'it's just biology' that you fuck a teenager and get your precious pup.
> Jayce would rip their damned arms off with his teeth
Never beating the allegations that they see this man as an animal.
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> Jayce's palms fully cover Viktor's slender fingers
He's got those yeti punchers!
> A bit lower than Jayce would expect from his young age. Beautiful beyond words
AKA 'you are so mature for your age.' Doesn't sound so pretty when put like that, does it?
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> He's the gods' forgiveness offering for the years Jayce lost at the war
What war? A war between the cities? Doesn't matter who won or lost, omegas are still second-class citizens. Also, you can use 'forgiveness' or 'offering'. Both of them make your writing look clunky.
> He's one of the gods himself
Gods really do have a thing for teenagers, don't they?
> The gesture brings out even more sweetness in the boy's scent
Like cream and milk and sugar cookies and apples and -
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> He has his regrets, and he is paying for their freedom with his own future and a choice made for him and yet...his situation is still so, so much better than Viktor's
...what freedom? Freedom for whom? Because no one's situation is any better, especially if you are an omega. You don't get to experience any freedom. Of COURSE your situation is better - YOU aren't sold as a sex slave! How fucking tone deaf do you have to be?
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> Though, to Jayce's surprise, he also indulges in Zaunite dishes
White people season their food this time around.
> It makes him feel younger
You're almost 40. Your balls are starting to shrivel up, but you'll be erect for hours, pump out cartons of semen and will have a knot that's bigger than a paper weight. Oh, and I mustn't forget: his hands will be so big and Viktor's waist so small his thumbs will meet in the middle.
> His doe eyes
Oh, here we go. You know you are dealing with a pedo when they use that line.
> What a tragic thing it is, that the source of Viktor's distress and soured mood is no one else but him. What he has to do
You didn't have to marry him, but you did because muh biology. The only time these people care about biology is when it comes to their shitty omegaverse.
> The suffocating smell of a distressed omega almost makes Jayce retch
Must be that spoiled sweetmilk. Does it make his vagina juice sour, too?
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> The sudden stink of fear and misery is so intense that Jayce's hear is almost swimming with nausea
We know, you wrote that already.
> Don't you dare treat me like a child when we're in the bedroom, my King
The classic 'we treat teenagers like adults and we infantilize adults' argument. The weird thing is, we don't even KNOW what kind of setting this is. Is it Medieval or not? What war was fought? Who instigated it and why? Who suffered the most losses? Who is capable of serving in the army, alphas only or can they bring their betas? What weapons are used? I don't think this author focused much on the worldbuilding; she just piggybacked off of GOT and thought no one would notice.
> During war, he approached terrified omegas and was forced in their close proximity
Israel-Palestine conflict but add 💗Omegaverse💖
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> Like he was on the verge of frenzy himself, ready to tear to pieces whatever was making the omega in front of him sob and smell so heartbreakingly terrifed
YOU, BITCH, HE'S AFRAID OF YOU. HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE RAPED ON THE MARITAL BED. DOES IT NEED TO BE ANY MORE OBVIOUS?!
> He never thought that he would end up wondering if it was really worth the kid's tears
Really, bitch? You're the ALPHA MALE with BIG DICK ENERGY over here. You won a war no one knows who started and why, and now you're taking the spoilers. Don't act as if you don't fucking know why the kid is crying. Boy do I hate terrible characterization.
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> After years of only giving orders and watching them fulfilled immediately
Is that due to your alpha male privilege or by merit? Did you have to fight other alphas for your position? What is the composition of the army? I don't think Anon here didn't think much about this.
> His smell is sweet again. Addictively so, making Jayce's gums ache
I hope you get a root canal.
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> It takes all of Jayce's willpower not to pull the angelic omega into his lap to stop the smell of rejection from souring the air again
Remember: these people give off smells whenever they are stressed, happy, angry, upset, etc. It's one stinky world that no amount of perfume can fix. Indian BO with deer and wolf piss surrounding you, forever and ever.
> They will check the sheets
Bitch can't decide what setting she wants so she's going with the Medieval idea that there has to be blood on the sheets in order to show virginity has been claimed. I guess omegas don't gush like broken water mains in this AU.
> You're afraid of me
Yeah, you're a Latino Conan the Barbarian who won a war we still don't know the cause of.
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> I do not fear you. it is just...a natural bodily reaction, as you're an alpha
You were scared and he could smell it. It's all about that biology, baby - and the fact you smell like some Elizabeth Taylor perfume.
> I will not take you crying and smelling of misery like you did before
He still smells of misery and it was enough to make you vomit. Did you try opening a window?
> Filled with so many different pheromones
God, I might retch with how these people smell.
> Help him avoid showing how dizzying it feels to have a young, hormonal omega next to him, practically begging to be fucked
"Your Honour, the teenager asked for it. She was so mature for her age and wise beyond her years. Her beauty made it so I couldn't help but fuck her. Can you blame me?" That's some Quentin Tarantino ahh shit.
> Even if his inner alpha takes a sick, selfish pleasure in watching the young thing's clumsy attempts at convincing him to do something
It seems to be working well because you couldn't help but think of fucking him.
> I wish to hold back for your sake because no matter what you say you are a pup, a lovely, innocent thing that I fear to break with my old, rough hands
That's some Stannis Baratheon shit right there. I wasn't joking when these lines of dialogue sound like they were ripped off a GOT episode.
> Would it be so bad to be broken by you?
Omega pussies really must be built different if you want to take a jackhammering from a Coke can. These people are really weird fantasizing about teenagers taking enormous penises; one would think they spent too long on the 'barely legal' section of XVideos.
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> There's a part of me that has always been yours, Jayce
So why were you so deathly afraid, then, if your Arcane magic knew that you were supposed to be together? Why didn't your omega scent come off as excited and joyous? It smells like bullshit to me.
> He sounds wise beyond his years
Another excuse pedophiles make when they're fucking teens. I'm sure the FBI has heard it a few times from you-know-who.
> You're big and my mind sees it as a threat
You don't say. A large, muscular alpha male who won a war and can swing around a giant hammer is a threat? A child could tell you that - wait, wrong joke.
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> The volcanic ash of his shy arousal
> It's heavy, the pheromones coating Jayce's tongue with each inhale
"You taste so good, dear omega."
"And what do I smell like?"
"Like rotten eggs."
> He is the most adorable thing he has ever seen in his long, lonely life
What was he doing before the war? What started the war? What kind of conditions necessitated it? Why was he picked? Do only alphas serve? C'mon, you gotta answer these questions!
> The thin, alabaster skin
It's never complete without your pale, white, alabastrine swan-necked waifu.
> Am I not your wife? Your queen?
We aren't even trying with the 'trans' thing. We are just making him a woman and giving him a pussy because we know that pooners won't bitch when that tag is applied even when they do. You just want Jayce fucking a woman but won't admit it.
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> Some hidden by coarse hair
Literally this meme again:
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> His jaw hurts from how hard he has to clench to stop himself from pushing the boy down and having his way with him
That's the third time you've said that.
> Jayce's cock is straining his breeches obscenely
Are you ready to see how big this ALPHA MALE COCK is?
> barely-there breasts
We are never escaping the allegations (read: proof) that Jayviks would rather see Jayce fucking teenagers than ever see him love his canonical black female love interest.
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> My Queen cannot be left in doubt
- You are my queen
- Mah queen
- You will always be my queen
> That wriggle like those of a kicking fawn
We aren't beating the implications that baby deer = pedophilia in this fandom, are we?
> The sweet thing turns even more boneless
Well it makes sense since you're going to turn him into a fucking fruit smoothie with all that drilling and pounding like you're a Ninja blender.
> How soon will the boy learn that there's not a thing Jayce wouldn't do for him?
Would he get SPAYED and NEUTERED?
> I expect no more doubts about the perfection of your body
He's 16. This is how creepy men talk about teenagers. If you wanted to set this in GOT, fine, but even us GOT fans are going to have an issue because we KNOW the age gaps are wrong. You, on the other hand...
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> His beard leaves the omega's body slightly red
So his beard is like sandpaper or the uwu omega's skin is so thin a papercut is like opening an artery. OK.
> The new position allows him to squeeze the omega's waist until his fingers meet
I FUCKING KNEW IT. It's THIS fucking line. They can never get a new fucking line to show how uwu tiny their self-insert is.
>It's unfair how beautiful he is
And it's a flat-chested 16-year-old. It's OK, though, because he's Alpha Prime with a colossal dick and they make the rules, mmmkay?
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> It's his right. It's in his bones, written into his very being. To mark, claim, and breed
Biological essentialism is okay when WE do it, you fucking transphobe, you ignoramus, you little leech. We can write about how MANLY the ALPHA MALES are and how it's their BIOLOGICAL RIGHT to BREED vagina-owning omegas.
> Jayce is an animal like everybody else. He only wears the human's face
I FUCKING LOVE how these fujos just come right out and admit they don't even see him as a person, but an animal and a knuckle-dragging caveman that has no place in human society. He acts like a dog, fucks like a dog, and acts like he's entitled to the world like a dog. This is one person who I sincerely hope would get his ass stretched out in prison, just so he could be topped by other alpha males like the dog that he is.
> Viktor's breasts are so small in his palms, so soft.
He's just uwu so smol and tiny and white and pure and cute and all he can say is UWU ALPHA FUCK ME ALPHA~~~
> Notes of sweet milk in his scent
Did the rotten egg smell go away yet?
> It's dizzying, that it would intensify further should Viktor be with pup, his body preparing to nurture their child
There's that biological essentialism again.
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> He tastes like what Jayce could describe as magic
That pussy juice really is magical, because the author later directly says he 'fills him to tearing'.
> The undergarments follow the brasserie's fate as he tears them in two with his teeth and hands
Get it? ME ALPHA. ME TEAR APART SILLY GARMENTS. ME USE TEETH AND TONGUE LIKE ANIMAL. ME TAKE YOU LIKE ANIMAL. ME GROWL LIKE ANIMAL. ME ALPHA MALE PRIME LIKE ANCESTORS.
> The sweet and salty taste of his cunt and the pheromones in the air are making him growl
I am telling you, the police force and military need to deploy omega pheromones so these alphas can furiously fuck and/or rape each other, preventing innocent omegas from being harmed. It's true equality in a canister.
> It's too much Alpha, please
UWU ALPHA PLEASE FUCK ME ALPHA I WANT TO BE FUCKED STUPID NYAAAAAAAH
God, I fucking hate this dialogue.
> If the boy were to take his cock and then his knot
*Your queen. She does, and she also tears.
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> He thinks that he fought all those battles and spilled all that blood
For whom? No, really; WHAT did you fight a war for? Who fucking benefited from it?
> As if presenting for Jayce already became instinctual for him
Fucking 16-year-olds is natural bro, it says so in my Bible in my biology.
> Rewards him with a deep kiss on his drooling cunt
If I read 'drooling cunt' another time, I will seriously smack a bitch. VAGINAS ARE NOT ST. BERNARDS, STOP THAT SHIT
> His queen was a resilient, lovely creature that he intended to break
He's talking about a 16-year-old BTW. I guess the age of consent laws are different here- if they exist at all.
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> The King's knot is deflated now, but his cock is still buried deep in his aching cunt. It's hard and impossibly hot
Alpha Male biology means they can stay erect for hours without visiting an ER, because their biology sounds like it codes for polygyny but is meant for monogamy instead. Also copious amounts of semen, can't forget that.
> The Defender of Tomorrow made Viktor's mind leave his body with the skill of his big, rough hands
Yeah those yaoi hands also made you forget you need surgery on that vagina.
> Kissed until the only word Viktor knew was 'Alpha'.
Keep saying that and the Whisperers will come with Walkers and I will 100% bait them to bite your dick off first. I want to trade Noah's death for Alpha Male Prime here.
> Filling his cunt to the point of tearing
> He took everything Jayce had
I wasn't joking. The bits about the 'blood on the sheets' is also a Medieval misnomer, but it's not like this retard ever does any reading outside of AO3, so we have to deal with the shitty worldbuilding. Just focus on Alpha Male Prime who STILL has an erection after a night of 'passionate' sex that led to vaginal tearing - and the blood on your sheets is NOT from your hymen, retard, because it isn't meant to bleed. It is a stretchy membrane. All that sex-ed and you still suck at it - well, aside from making the uwu omega suck dick.
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> He's powerful, strikingly beautiful
He's also nearing 40 and probably looks like a cross between Mel Gibson and Guillermo del Toro.
> Viktor remains an Undercity cripple
You're about to be crippled from something else HEYO
> Held like he was something precious
He tore your vagina.
> He feels naive. His role as the omega is done, with the sheets stained with blood of both his maidenhood and bonding mark
'Maidenhood' in a pseudo-Medieval setting - I still don't know what setting this is even set IN - is a term used exclusively for females. We aren't even trying with the trans tag, are we? He's just a woman (read: teenager) getting fucked by Alpha Male Prime who still has an erection.
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> The man's cock is angry red and hard
...still? Alpha males clearly have no refractory period and do not suffer any form of blood loss. This is an evolutionary flaw because that's the first thing a predator would go after: that hard, red, angry penis because men do get erections in battle. Go nick that sausage with your spears, boys!
> I hope I have not left you in pain
Says the man who tore a sixteen-year-old's vagina.
> He feels powerful, pulling such reactions from the strongest man in Piltover, from the Prime Alpha
Never have I wanted to overthrow a kingdom so bad. You think the Combine can do it on lunch break? I'll have to find myself a Xen crystal then. Maybe then we'll get true equality when these Alpha Males get SPAYED and NEUTERED like they should.

I was unaware that there was a 'fixed' Secret Santa event - fixed as in not neutered, but in fixed dynamics - and this was one of them. If you like your atticwives beaten down and made a sex slave because that is the rule in your 'fixed' dynamic, this is for you. If you can handle all the 'drooling cunts'...maybe not. The token lines for this fic are:
- His bare pussy, puffy and drooling in want, in hunger, came into view.
- Please fuck me with your massive cock til my greedy pussy squirts all over your desk.
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> Perhaps only broken by Sky Young's own affectionate well-wishes she passed along to Jayce
Poor girl. She doesn't realize blacks aren't allowed in Secret Santas.
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>He wondered if Viktor asked for him
Probably not, but you keep telling yourself that as you think raping someone is showing them affection. I will never understand why these people always make this character a BPD rapist.
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> all that made him his perfectly imperfect partner
Haha, it's a reference to the Valentine's Day cards!

Now, I am getting real tired of this formatting, so I'm just going to summarize what happens until the smut comes in. Jayce gets more and more deranged and prohibits Viktor from returning to the lab. He wears his oversized t-shirts and sleeps in his guest bedroom - the author makes a note on how all the clothes dwarf him, because he's uwu so smol - and you get the impression that Jayce is undergoing delusions of grandeur. He thinks Viktor is ungrateful for his existence and life, choosing a 'distorted perfection' that 'never existed' in the echoes of 'poisonous whispers' even though he was, you know, DYING. Jayce sincerely believes he should have just laid down and took it, because he was 'perfect as he was', uwu.

Viktor spends most of his time sleeping, but when he does wake, he 'eats them out of the house' due to the new metabolic demands of his body. Jayce says he is thankful for the oversized clothes so he doesn't have to look at his new limbs, and he just can't understand Viktor's motives in changing his body completely. To him, he's fine the way he is and they were working on a cure TOGETHER so why did he have to do it, dammit! None of the complaints come off as genuine, but the ramblings of a possessed and obsessed man angry that someone he allegedly cares about was taking their autonomy into their own hands. This anger continues as Viktor keeps his secrets to himself and continues to work in the lab because the man (well, self-identified one) wants to live and he wants him to accept his imperfections, dammit! He wonders 'what happened between them' as if his overarching demands did not lead to Viktor going distant and refusing to talk to him. Jayce views the outburst at the bridge as no big deal and was 'surprised' he had to choke out an apology at his classism; to many Jayvik fans, Jayce is incapable of doing no wrong or has all the blame placed on him. In this specific case, he just refuses to admit he is EVER in the wrong and blames his overbearing attitude and lack of respect of boundaries on being overworked and overstressed. He also states that Viktor does not 'being forced' to take care of his own health, and asks the big question: 'Who else is there to do it?'

The next big scene is Viktor getting fucked by the Hexcore, a scene that has plenty of fanart (well, unrelated to this fic, but it exists).
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> A gentle defilement
> Describes the ways that it is not, in fact, gentle and violent

BTW, his anger at the Hexcore engaging in tentacle porn is not at the fact his friend is being tentacle raped (I don't know if it would count as such, as he literally asked for it), but the fact that he isn't the one doing the raping. Control is being taken away from HIS penis and he will not stand for that, dammit!
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> The way his cunt stretched, fluttered against the thing desecrating him
But is it fluttering shyly and drooling like a dog?
> Who never once allowed himself to be vulnerable to Jayce
"He's allowing the Hexcore to fuck him but not ME?!"
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Viktor wakes up after his impromptu tentacle session and waits for Jayce to condemn him. For once, he says nothing, but the reader is aware that he will do something to 'rectify' this situation. We go back to dealing with Viktor's new appetite and how it is voracious, and we also get a flashback on how Viktor used to eat slowly because food in the Undercity is scarce and he liked to savour food when living Topside. Jayce once again slows his classism. He insists they are two cogs that fit perfectly together, but that doesn't mesh with how he interrupted Viktor's ritual. Jayce wonders what could be fighting to survive in Viktor's body given his immense caloric intake, and rather than assume that it's the Hexcore requiring said calories to adapt machine to flesh, he pretends he doesn't know.

On top of the voracious appetite for food, Viktor becomes a bit of a sex fiend, masturbating in Jayce's guest room. The first thought that comes to Jayce's mind? Conquer him just like his Conquistadore ancestors, ay.
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>It was interesting to note he could still overpower him like this
I told you: he was angrier at the fact the Hexcore fucked his 'compatible gear' first and not him. A switch is turned on and our MS13 Daddy dom comes out.
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> It was a wonder how hunger so ravenous couldn't push out silly notions like propriety, like shame
What is more shameful: the fact your partner wants to get fucked, or the fact you believe you are entitled to that pussy because you knew him for years and are angry it got colonized first? I think I know who the shameful one is.
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> The control to halt himself and draft and read the the fine print before burying himself in his partner's warm, soft, tight cunt
"I couldn't resist raping you, that white pussy was just too tight."
> An unsatisfactory means to take care of the matter himself
She means he doesn't have a dick to do it, and only a dick owner can do it. That sounds...very bioessentialist, WorkingGengar.
> Or naked, two fingers deep into the velvety heat of his pussy
I'm glad the Hexcore gave him a designer brand, otherwise I'd think it'd have fallen apart already.
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> Curling his fingers and watching with cruel fascination
This character isn't cruel, but they love the idea of a mean Daddy Dom with dark skin who can dominate their uwu white boi with the tightest pussy in the world. If you dare write this character taking it up the ass, they will threaten suicide - literally.
> To make you squirt all over my bed?
Like a Capri Sun.
> Make a filthy show of making sure Viktor's juices didn't go to waste
It's just like drinking coconut water.
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> Nudged the tip of his cock against Viktor's engorged clit
Oh? We're not calling it a cock now? OK.
> Glad he kept a nice, tight grip over his wrists
They're just uwu so smol. I bet they could slip into a Coke bottle.
> A glutton that would happily take the burning, aching, excruciating stretch of Jayce's bare cock
Hey if his pussy is as voracious as his stomach...can you even say he can feel it at all? I bet you can shove a Patriot missile up there and he'd still say there's room (Zelenskyy is wondering where all the missiles went).
> Pinned and brutalized
I wonder if there's a theme here.
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> The fog of wet, hot tight, that ran through his thoughts
Oh, so your basic penisnigger mentality. OK, cholo.
> Deep grinds to Viktor's well-loved (abused) G-spot
I'm surprised that it hasn't been ripped out yet given how these authors love writing our MS13 inches here. Talk about a bunker buster.
> Balls emptying straight into Viktor's twitching, sensitive pussy
Does that count as caloric intake? Does his pussy eat cum? I must know.

Jayce is having a bad day: the city is going to and there's talk of Revolution. We can't have that, or at the very least, we can't deal with it, so our MS13 inches goes back home to have his atticwife take care of him. Anything to remind himself that he won't be paraded through the crowds with their own spikes up his ass (and we can't have that, can we? Our Dom has to stay on top; it's the benefit of privilege). We then get another smut scene.
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> Clear roles. Clear expecations
Sounds awfully heteronormative if you ask me.
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> His cunt was already wet, clit hard and the puffy lips of his well-loved folds flushed in anticipation
If your folds aren't well-loved and aren't flushing in anticipation, are you even loved?
> The expanse of his hand almost entirely swallowing the lithe limb
He's just uwu so smol. So itsy bitsy.
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> There wasn't an inch that hadn't been licked, hadn't been fucked and rutted against on his cock and marked with his cum
Consider it sloppy seconds because the Hexcore got to it first, lmao.
> Jayce approached sex with the same obsessive vigor and unrelenting fervor as their sciences
Jayviks need to learn that obsessive =/= possessive, and that the way they write him keeps coming off as a violent man who gets angry that he is cucked by a tentacle creature. We are talking a manchild with muscles, but that's OK because he's hot and we operate by fixed dynamics so anything a top does is instantly forgivable.
> He'd wash Viktor's feet if he'd let him
Does that mean you didn't get a footjob? When you say an inch hasn't been fucked, that means the feet. That also means fucking what remains of those tits. 'All' means all, bud.
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> Give a name to the obsessive need to know his partner, learn every inch, break him open and hoard what spilled out
Oh, that's totally healthy and indicative of someone who respects boundaries. This is the same person who doesn't know where his partner goes half the time and acknowledges he can be gone for days. If he was as obsessive as people write him, he'd have journal entries on what he was doing all the way down to what time of the day he shits.
> Jayce found that this was the swiftest way to drag him back out from under the tides
AKA 'If I fuck you hard enough I can fuck the woman man right back into you.
> I like you, all of you
He likes you so much he wants to make you an atticwife. Just Latino things.
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Ah, so we DO have a footjob. That's a first. Nothing like those dainty female feet caressing that man meat, eh?
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> Control was something he had always sought to maintain
There's a difference between wanting to harness something to save lives vs being someone who wants to break and conquer his partner because he doesn't value or respect his autonomy. It is once again proof that these authors don't respect the autonomy of trans men despite glazing them every chance they get.
> Jayce wouldn't have thought Viktor would prefer to defer to him
He doesn't. He's the one getting into trouble and breaking rules; Jayce, if anything, relies on HIM. These people don't even like the characters they masturbate to.
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> Those sunburst eyes
Take a drink based on how many times this has been said. I counted three.
> Where he thrusted his cock between the pads of his toes
Oof. Call the ER, because those toes are getting broke by the size of that dick.
> His neglected cunt drooled over the bedsheets
What did I say about retiring this line? The vagina is not a St. Bernard. Stop it.
> He leaned over his small frame
He's just uwu so smol.
> God, look at you
They don't believe in God. They're a polytheistic society.
> The foreign limbs - an attempted transmutation towards a perfection that didn't exist
You wrote that already. This is also an attempt to wave away the fact that Viktor was wrong for trying to avoid his own death and he should have accepted it 'because he was already perfect'.
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> Perfection had already been right in front of Jayce this entire time
> He just couldn't believe Viktor didn't see it
I'm going to hold your hand (after I break it with hammers) when I say this: A TERMINAL ILLNESS IS NOT AN IMPERFECTION. IT. IS. A. DISEASE. Telling something they need to accept Turbo Cancer AIDS because they're 'perfect' is retarded and you WILL get punched in the face. I'll one-up it and give you a 'Why so serious?' cut.
> Craning his head and twisting around
Is he an owl? Why does he need to crane his neck when he's on his back giving him a footjob?
> Insistent mouth laved at his armpit
Oh, nice. Nothing like steel alloy in the morning.
> Tracing the helix at where his mortification brushed shades of red all over
This does not make a lick of sense. Are we talking about him blushing? What 'mortification'? Do you know what that word even means?
> But none of it felt unnatural
Of course not. Penis-in-vagina sex is the default; it's as natural as it's ever gonna get.
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> Needed to be stern
According to whom? This is the same guy who vomited at corpses. Do you expect him to be the obsessive Daddy dom? He'd cry at the sight of a maggot.
> He vaguely wondered what bruises would look like on the lavender and violet flesh and if they would bloom just as prettily
They'd blend in because they're the same shade, retard.
> Making a mess of his dainty feet and his pretty, fluttering cunt
Ah, these pretty, shyly fluttering, drooling cunts. Might be time to call Ben Shapiro's wife to get a look at it.

After their footjob session, Viktor wonders which thoughts are really his, and confesses that some of them feel 'older', meaning the Arcane is speaking through him. Jayce is worried (or he says he is) until Viktor says that all of his waking thoughts are about him and that he feels human when that happens. Jayce is overjoyed, predictably, because that means he can be Alpha Prime Daddy Dom and have his atticwife surrender to him at last. He surrenders himself and takes great pleasure that a male - who has enjoyed privilege and prestige - can take care of him, the shy, coy trans man that the world wants to break, with nothing but sex.
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'New office'? Huh, I was under the impression they were hunting Jinx as a terrorist and that the Undercity was in an uprising. What happened to that? Were we too focused on Viktor's drooling pussy to forget about logical inconsistencies? I really am the worst person to be reviewing these because I hone in on details like that. Remember, they were on a cusp of revolution - so what has Jayce been doing as Councilor since then? Oh, right - leaving behind his duties to fuck his lab partner because he craves control of everything BUT his own subjects.
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> Then there was the dream. Their lab. Their Hextech.
Yeah, about that: he wasn't supposed to make weapons, yet he's still using the Mercury Hammer. Viktor asked Jayce to destroy it, but he stopped once he found it fucking and cucking his partner before he did (he doesn't like competition). Then he wants to bury it deeper than the Hexheart - which, btw, is poisoning Ekko's tree and all of the Undercity - to infect things further, forgetting that it alters all form of biological matter.
> Perhaps an early retirement, or a short leave
Yeah what happened to that revolution and that loose terrorist, babe? You're lazier than Kash Patel. Next thing you'll be telling me is that you rented private jets for your partner's singing gig.
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> Puffy and drooling in want, in hunger
Again with the drooling pussies bit. What, is female genitalia Pac-Man now, and goes 'wadda wadda wadda' every time it sees a penis?
> Fondling his twitching folds with faux disinterest
If your labia isn't twitching and dancing like Betty Boop, you ain't having good sex, ho.
> So very different from the polite, proper speech he had adopted
What the fuck is this supposed to mean? Are you assuming that because he's lower-class he has to talk with shit in his mouth? Wow. The people screaming about ableism and identity are happy being classist, go figure.
> Please fuck me with your massive cock til my greedy pussy squirts all over your desk
Put that on a t-shirt. It's the exact shit Booktok girlies make fun of.
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> A gorgeous display. If Viktor would allow it, he'd have the sight captured on photo
> As if said positions weren't in his journals
Uh, did he consent to that or did you just draw it? Never beating the allegations that you see this guy as a sex pest.
> His pink drooling cunt
THIS IS THE FOURTH TIME, FUCK
> His birdbone ankles
Nothing like bones so thin you can snap like a wishbone. Make a wish and snap some pooner bones today!
> His juices staining his pants
The other Councilors should see it so they can determine he has done fuck all in the wake of a terror attack and has decided to engage in hedonism instead. They should vote to remove him and strip him of his duties and privileges because it seems for all this haiku-style prose (which has driven me right up the fucking wall) we forgot that they're in a CIVIL WAR and people are RIOTING IN THE STREETS. You talking about drooling pussies is going to lead them shoving some pikes up your ass and it'll be more than your prostate that gets tickled. Given how this fandom moves, that would be a marked improvement. 'Rich Latino gets RAILED, PLUGGED and STUFFED, No Holes Left Behind' sounds like a nice title, eh?


Here's another Christmas present (by the time I am posting this, it is Boxing Day, so these are all belated Christmas presents) courtesy of stupidsarah: painal. She loves her heterosexual sex (even when she will never admit it) and the feminine wiles associated with a character people are beginning to notice is only made trans for easy pussy. Also has a line stolen from Bad Santa: 'I'm going to shove my dick so far up your ass you won't sit for a week' (though, in Bad Santa, it's 'shit for a week'). Lines for this fic are:
- (In French) I am going to take you to my room and fuck you until you bleed.
- You eat mommy's pussy so good, don't you?
-His whole world slimming down to nothing more than the way (the John) drills into his ass
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> Giving himself that just-fucked messiness
Oh, so your regular look, then? I've seen your selfies, albeit 'Freshly fucked Hapa' is your look.
> He would probably flash his ass to whoever was standing behind him
Your ass is flatter than a pancake served at a 24/7 diner and the cook was just told there'd be no overpay. When I say there is NOTHING there to entice someone, I mean it.
> Dainty black heels onto his feet
Mm yes those dainty feminine feet unlike those size 45 man feet of that CEO.
> He sprays himself with his favourite cologne
Nice, but that cologne isn't going to work with your dainty, feminine skin because male skin is thicker and they stink more. While you take painal from that 45-year-old CEO, remember that cologne 'needs to be discovered, not introduced.' He'll be choking on it before he chokes you with his dick.
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> Grabs his small pocket knife
> Just a precaution
That is not going to do anything for your safety when Paris has migrant gangs with machetes and fucking AK-47s. They will rape you with the bottle of hard liquor they drank that day. That will do nothing to ward off a horny Chechen, I assure you.
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Can you tell it's very French? Tres economique? Hon hon I bet you did. It's so French the waiter doesn't even open that bottle of wine for them, he just leaves it there.
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> His date tucks a strand of hair behind his ear
> Demurely tucking his hands into his lap
When I read about trans men being real men, I think of 'demure' things like making themselves as small as possible vs commanding more attention and making sure they take up more space. This author has never once attempted to actually lean into the 'identify as a man' thing; she just writes this character as a full-blown woman and expects people not to notice or call her out. Shocker: no one does because they love her writing and you don't go against a creative like that.
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> Aware of just how appetizing he looks in his little black ensemble
Walmart chicken thighs are not appetizing, and it's clear you need more hormones to plump yourself up. Fuck the FDA; give this man - er, feminine escort some chub!
> He would skip the food and make Viktor his meal, right here on the marble tabletop for everyone to witness
The French would act disgusted, not at the sexual display mind you, but the fact you're fucking someone with less meat on them than a rotisserie chicken.
> What brings you to the City of Love?
"Piss, crime, and a bunch of Africans asking me for money. Oh and I got robbed by some Gypsies. It was totally fun."
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> Software development
The fuck are you heading to PARIS for software development? With all the regulations the EU has? You'd be going to Hong Kong or Singapore.
> Jayce has a finer palate, as is obvious
"White people do not season their palates, the peons."
> He requested that he be matched with someone confident, feminine, and easygoing
Oh so we KNOW what feminine means when we want it to, eh? 'Feminine' means: demure, sweet, wearing 'sexy' black dresses that ride up a pancake ass and - most importantly - being female. He never asks for a MTF troon, even when they could count as 'feminine'. He is literally asking for a woman and this shithead author wants to treat this character as a man. What a joke.
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We're lucky these narratives never include the fact that so many FTMs suffer from BV and that that display of the underwear would smell worse than a nickel smelter. That single pair of panties would manage to drive out THE FRENCH with how bad it would smell.
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> I do not dom. I do not top
"I perform my feminine duties and take it lying down, because that is my biological role. I only allow the male to top because that's what males do and I will never question the masculinity of a real male."
> Slender wrist
He's just uwu so smol.
> He can do whatever he may damn well please with him
Well he paid a huge lump sum of cash AND took him out to dinner, so shoving a dick up the ass is the least of his worries.
> Are you okay with name-calling? Playing certain...roles?
"You okay with me treating you like the woman you are and calling you as such, and me getting away with it because I'm a conventionally attractive male and this is actually what all the AFABs writing this desire?"
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> You're going to let me shove my cock so far up your ass that you can't sit for a week
I told you that was a Bad Santa reference.
> Usually, Viktor would find a man's pride about his dick size to be egregious and annoying, but with Jayce, it makes him squeeze his thighs together
Let me guess. Our manly man alpha male CEO is over 9 inches long, 4 inches thick, and can put the French police force to shame. Keep him away from those African migrants or else they'll want to cut it off for some juju.
> Wraps both hands around the shaft
Do his hands meet in the middle or is it like palming a Pillsbury oven roll tin?
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> Jayce is musky, salty, and hot in his mouth
Better than a crème brulee, eh?
> Continuing to stroke the remainder of Jayce's cock that he cannot reach with his hands
Are his hands that small, or is that dick that big?
> Smiles around the cock in his mouth
He physically cannot if it's so big it's stretching it to its limits and making him gag. But, since he's a professional, that throatfucking comes with no vomiting, and that mascara stays put.
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> Paints the pink muscle in Viktor's mouth white
I bet you won't see that in the Louvre.
> The sound bubbling in his come-coated throat at the debauched mess
So a Listerine gargle.
> Jayce effortlessly picks Viktor up by his ass and throws a few feet backwards onto the large mattress
LMAO. He literally picks him up and throws him like a football and he wants that Super Bowl. Just chucking that shit like a New Year's favor.
> Just barely witnessing the carnal shadow
We all love feral top daddy doms with tons of money and nice suits and Rolexes who take you to nice dinners in Paris. It's not hetslop, I swear! It's gender-breaking, heavy-handed social commentary on trans sex workers! Who are still called feminine and the CEO never asks for gock but AFAB pussy instead!
> Easy there, mommy
Remember, misgendering is NOT genocide when WE do it, sweaty~
> But is quite literally telling his cunt how cut it is, how pink it is, how wet it is
Notice how when he called the escort service he wanted white cunt, not synthetic cunt. He didn't ask for a gock or a stinkditch. He never asked for a transwoman even though they are supposed to be women. He wanted someone 'feminine' and the escort service IMMEDIATELY knew what he was referring to. TRA in the streets, TERF in the fanfic sheets.
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> Seemingly enjoying the way that it flutters beneath his gentle touch
Take a drink every time this author uses the word 'flutter'.
> Till I'm living in the streets with nothing but the taste of you on my tongue
You are getting robbed and that asshole gaped by a bunch of Africans and I cannot be arsed to care because these daddy doms need some equality. Get Lumumbo and Obungo on the job and he'll drop that act real quick.
> Jayce eats pussy like he's starved of it. Eats it like it's his last meat, eats it like he was born to do
I want to know what his opinion is of a stinkditch. Does he do down on one of those with as much fervour? What kind of salty flavour does an inverted penis have? You ain't gay unless you tongue a stinkditch.
> like a dog that gets its first taste of human flesh
We put down dogs that eat humans, btw. Never beating the dog allegories.
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> At each lick over his cock
You are using feminine terms for everything else, including wanting the person to be 'feminine'. Why are we using MALE terms for genitalia that is not male? You're comparing it with that CEO cockmeat and you expect it to be masculine? Miss me with that bullshit.
> Sliding down to the fluttering rim of his asshole
This author loves fluttering orifices: shy, fluttering vaginal openings and now fluttering anuses.
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What did I say about using male genitalia for someone you use female terms for? It is just inconsistent and looks stupid.
> Mixture of pain and pleasure wrenching a scream from his throat
I assume that he produces a lot of vaginal fluid because he is going in there all raw and no rubber. Hope you got your seropositive test ready, bud.
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> Mommy likes it rough, huh
> Continues to call the clit a cock as if people won't notice
> His neck cranes back so far that his forehead digs into the wooden headboard
Wouldn't it be funny if he snapped his neck? Those bird bones can't even handle a good stretching, imagine that.
> Flood Jayce's face with each thrust, liquid spurting into his mouth and splashing against his grey-peppered beard
Ah, there's the GTA firetruck squirt. Never complete without it.
> His tongue licks along his cunt, his thighs, his ass
Someone tell stupidsarah what kind of STDs you can get from ATM and no amount of French food is going to erase the fact that you're getting gonorrhea on your lips.
> His wide chest is covered with a gracious coat of hair
Just so you know: masculine means you are coated with body hair like a bear, while being feminine means you are hairless, smooth, and bird-boned. Transwomen stay the fuck out: this man likes authentic pussies ONLY.
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> His cock hangs between his thick thighs
You can guess how large it is based on how much wrapping paper is needed and whether it would get stuck in the tube.
> His cunt flutters between his spread legs
This is the fifth time it has 'fluttered'. This author loves writing it flutter like it's a letter in the wind. It flutters shyly, it flutters femininely, it flutters bravely, etc. Expect it to pen, 'Ain't I A Flutterer?' anytime soon.
> Knowing very well that he isn't the client to be scared of
This escort company is supposed to protect its clients, yet it knows full well that some of them - MEN, notably - will murder their girls (because if this was a transwoman, Jayce would be the one threatened). That's not an adequate business model to have. While I can understand it because they're in France and France has a migrant problem, if Johns are murdering your fancy prostitutes, it might be time to hire private security or go online.
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> For once, he feels safe around a stranger
Yeah that's definitely the feeling in Paris these days, eh?
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> Once again lying with his back to the bed
But was he football-throwed against it? No, sorry, I'm not getting over the fact that this nigga THREW HIM on the bed like he's trying to get a touchdown.
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> Doing so good for mommy
"Mommy just got chucked across the field so the team could score a touchdown and the referees blew a foul, now everyone in the crowd is fighting"
> A palm slamming down onto the center of his sternum
Yeah! Break those birdbone ribs! I want to see it snap like the turkey in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation!
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> Crimson and iron coats his tastebuds
You are just tasting the iron. You're lucky he didn't loosen a few teeth.
> The look on his face is feral
Of course. The Latino is an animalistic sex beast; what else is new?
> Replaced by a scream as Jayce forces his cock deep into his asshole
> His girth stretches him far more than his fingers had earlier
There's also no lube, so he's going in dry, ensuring that there will be tearing.
> The head of his cock presses against a spot inside of him so deep that Viktor sees flashes of colour
Just for the record, sarah: women don't have prostates up their ass. Men do. The only thing making him see 'flashes of colour' is the anesthesia he's getting as they sew up that Soviet missile silo so he can keep his shit in.
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> All he can do is lie there and take it
That's literally every trans Viktor fic. Want to know how many of them involves him topping, as so many trans men want to see? 403. The rest are him lying down and taking it like a woman.
> His cock strokes the muscles inside of his ass so perfectly
If by 'stroke', you mean 'batter it so hard it looks like tenderized meat' you'd be correct. With no lube, this is just a trip to the ER. It's not hard to write him taking out a bottle of it, even an expensive one. It's just a few sentences.
> His whole world slimming down to nothing more than the way Jayce drills into his ass
This is a real line.
> You're such a pretty hole, aren't you?
He's going to be a manhole at this point.
> Is mommy coming on my cock again?
Mommy's gonna need a new ass after this because he's gonna need a diaper.
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> Feels his ass gape
I bet you you could shove an air fryer up there.
> Slowly coming back inch by gradual inch
Your ass isn't.

They shower together and Viktor knows he is going to be sore for a week because he can't walk with an ass gaped open like that. Jayce has a First Aid kit (but no lube) to make sure the love tap he gave him doesn't lead to stitches. The shower scene is the first time it's gentle and domestic (something Viktor notes, how very tradwifey). They dry off and head to the bed for aftercare talk, and Viktor remarks it's the first time he's ever felt that good (his bowels, notably, disagree). After our CEO cockmeat says he's going to fuck our feminine prostitute so hard until he bleeds, with a gaping ass, he asks if he will ever see him again.

All I can say to that is: find a good cosmetic surgeon, because your ass is what's going to lead to an early retirement.
No disrespect but how do you guys read this shit without vomiting
At this point? Pure fucking spite. When you are so disgusted you start hating these people, it acts like a bit of a buffer.
Very few things in the SRS thread have made me flinch, but a lot of the shit @Chandelier finds is a hard pass after reading the descriptions. I can't imagine how rotted someone has to be to actually write this shit.
I don't fault anyone for skipping my posts because it takes a lot to read them, let alone how many come from a particular fandom. It does take a lot for someone to sit down and write the things they do, particularly the pedophilic ones such as prettybadmagic. She has got to be the worst I've seen so far. Legit up there with Eldritch Cleaver and Philip Roth in how predatory they are in their prose.
 
let alone how many come from a particular fandom
The thing is, you're obviously toiling in the Arcane mines because you're a fan of the series. However if you were a fan of anything else, like Stranger Things or Fallout or anything else current, the worst of the worst would be the same. Just different writers, different character names.

I appreciate your riffing; much better experience to read Gross Porn Digest with humorous commentary than to go in to something long, knowing only the tags.
 
omegah0ney, a shotacon that I have unfortunately encountered several times, has undergone a name change. She even drew fanart for this piece, but unlike the subject material in her writing, she gave the kid she sexualized full on tranny bolt-ons with nipples going two different directions.
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> It felt embarrassing to say that. Almost childish
> 15-year-old
Right.
> Ten years on Viktor
'He's 25 and in peak physical male form so it can't be pedophilia'
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> Call his little brother into his room to cuddle under the covers
It's just what adult men do: seek out minors to cuddle. A real snuggle session, uwu
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> Eyed inched upward, pupils gradually growing in size, Jayce's cock did the same
Is his cock like your pupils, or are your pupils like his cock?
> Two small mounds sat there, round and absolutely perfect
> Draws him with tranny bolt-ons that go in two different directions
Lol. Lmao.
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I wonder which ID he stole for those because you have to be 18 to buy lingerie like that.
> Daddy, please kiss my pussy
Daddy, please kiss my .357.
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> Slick oozed from the boy's entrance, supplying Jayce with what he would later jokingly call breakfast
Yes, teenage vaginal ejaculate has a different taste and kick to that of adult women. No wonder Epstein liked it so much.
> He was practically make out with his cunt at that point
Make out? You're calling that a 'makeout' when he eats pussy like how a dog drinks from a bowl (and wait for PBM to use that as a serious line in her fic)?
> The squelch from his tongue inside his slick hole was the only thing Jayce could hear

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Just because your own father/father figure raped you doesn't mean you have to live our your fantasy this way. I'd tell you to seek therapy, but your therapist already encouraged this by telling you you were a troon, so there is only one way out of this and it's six feet under.

Here's a 2-for-1 ensemble from our 'Everyone has AIDS' author. Short and entirely skippable, the most notable thing about these entries is semen that glitters like Colgate toothpaste and an accidental slip-in into one's anus. Notable line(s) are:
- How could he resist the warm embrace of his ass, the perfect buttery slide on his cock?
- you look amazing with a cock spearing you up like this, baby
- I’m a terrible boyfriend, not giving all your slutty holes the attention they deserve, especially one that seems so hungry for it…
- Everything about him was so fluid, his eyes and mouth and pussy and ass, everything seemed to overflow, and even though he wasn't used to anal, especially an unplanned one, this was one of the best sex experiences he'd ever had — floating and locked in place, with a rod inside his ass, it almost felt like he was divided by two
- Poor thing, my love is so insatiable, even in pain you ask for more. My whore for me to take care of
- you're such a good boy that you'll come just from being fucked in the ass, won't you, baby?

This is the first entry. It's your basic hippie sex commune where the 'head' gets pregnant. Author thinks the character would be a 'great mommy' indicating she knows what a mother is. Also suggests he does not get AIDS from ass-fucking in this universe.
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> Untouchable except for the bodyguard
> Was now the Herald's bodyguard
was your beta-reader asleep? You wrote the same thing twice.
> The people of Zaun weren't sure what (Hextech) was
They do know, in fact. They rioted over it in S1. They never got the benefits while Piltover did. It's a huge part of Silco's arc.
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> Possessed something that gave him an unreal control over Viktor, the Herald
We know he's the Herald. You've said that already.
> Men and women
Where are the other gender identities? Why is there only two? Sounds awfully TERFy, there.
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> Everyone had to be an adult
Oh, thank God. Because the next author I'm going to feature doesn't abide by that rule.
> You had disappeared and I needed something of yours
...? You left first?
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> Keep certain thoughts of shame from accumulating in his mind
Why are you feeling shame in a hippie commune where everyone worships your body? Shame should be the very last thing you feel. Hell, I'm surprised they're not engaging in daily orgies already.
> Years of work in the forge...agile and resilient legs even in fracture
I'm glad we can erase disability provided we write for a ship. Otherwise, you get dragged to hell if you so much as fix it yourself.
> He could fully enjoy his more human parts
> Squeezing the recovering muscles with desire
This means he's using his lungs to squeeze a dick. I don't know why one's lungs would 'squeeze with desire'.
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> Sucking each nipple with a metallic taste
I wonder if it'd be like sucking on a screw.
> Wondered what he was like before the transformation...how would the white look with the bite marks and hickeys
Everyone knows white skin is the best 😘
> His clit that poked out from his fat labia
Never thought I'd get a crossover between Arby's and Home Depot.
> Playing with his erect nipples as if they were an anti-stressor
I mean, they kinda are? They're an erogenous zone.
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> Sweet and astringent taste
'Astringent' means chalky or dry taste. You are basically comparing his aroma and pussy juice to unripe fruit rather than the nice wine you get at a vinyard.
> Magenta and translucent fluid
Oh, cool, it's just like those ASMR slimes.
> Only he could open him and suck him with all his might
Yeah, you suck that metallic, tool-like feeling. Remind him that YOU are his Home Depot!
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> Took his hands, his waist
In one hand?
> Nngh
Dammit, Joe, I told you to go back to the beach!
> Each time he entered his interior
This makes me think of someone scoping out a house, not vaginal sex.
> He couldn't wait to fill him with his seed and who knows, maybe this time, make it grow
Will the child smell like fresh nuts and bolts or will it be more human? Will it look like the T-800 or just your basic BLEACHED mutt?
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> Always seeking to fill every inch of Viktor's cavities with his fluids
9/10 dentists don't recommend filling your cavities with Colgate cum.
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> Like an aurora borealis
Who knew an orgasm can play tricks on the planet's magnetic field? At this rate you could give Al Gore have a stroke with how much you're contributing to climate change.
> Imagining a third there
A third what? A child? You can just say that.
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Be sure to pick up your metal mutt baby in Aisle 12.

Here is the second entry: whoops, I accidentally stuck it in your ass!
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> The world needs more trans Viktor anal
There's Gigi Valentine, the flat-assed Latvian who draws him like a full-blown woman. She's right up your anal- er, alley.
> Only the bathroom light was on
> Now, in the darkness
So they've been at this for at least eight hours, without taking bathroom breaks or even getting a drink. His asshole must be superhuman.
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> Knew perfectly well he had entered the wrong place. It was too tight, too unprepared
Your smile is gonna drop once you find out that you gave your anal bottom HIV 🥰He's a real man, now!
> He pulled at a cheek, clearly seeing the intrusion stretching his anus, obscenely opening it, it's entrance throbbing and tightening around him
You can just write, 'intrusion stretching his anus'. It does the job on its own.
> How could he resist the warm embrace of his ass, the perfect buttery slide on his cock?
You'll love hearing about the Husband Stitch - Anal Edition when he has to get it repaired because it can't keep the shit in anymore. Also, mighty quotable line right there.
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> Milky, soft and sweet
It'll start tasting like curdled milk now.
> Knows he isn't lying about the pain
> Assumes him squirting means he's consenting
You'll know he really wasn't lying about the pain when the seropositive test comes in.
> You look amazing with a cock spearing you up like this, baby
Honestly sounds like something a gay guy would say, so...congrats, I guess?
> I'm a terrible boyfriend, not giving all of your slutty holes the attention they deserve, especially one that seems so hungry for it
Obligatory Common Filth reference:
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> Everything about him was so fluid, his eyes and mouth and pussy and ass
What, you fucking his eye sockets, too?
> Even though he wasn't used to anal
Something to be said about the majority of trans V fics here being penis-in-vagina only. It's almost as if they're fujos who don't actually like anal sex, or something.
> This was one of the best sex experiences he'd ever had with a rod inside his ass, it almost felt like he was divided by two
You'll be carrying for two with that seropositive test HEYO
> Poor thing, y love is so insatiable, even in pain you ask for more. My whore for me to take care of
Get fujos riled up enough and they'll start talking like Tywin Lannister.
> Thought the cock inside him would come out his throat
Cliché.
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You wrote a painal scene with a giant dick up his ass and all you can manage is sex dialogue that sounds like Deus Ex NPCs? What a shame.
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> You're such a good boy that you'll come just from being fucked in the ass, won't you, baby
This is a real line.
> I can't believe you came just from being fucked in the ass
Yeah? He did once already?
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I can think of something else that will be looser and more uncontrollable due to the previous activity. Don't eat any laxative foods, now.
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I like how this author establishes that orifices are 'interiors', like we're walking around a kitchen inspecting the colour scheme. 'Why, love, your interior is so roomy and bright, how'd you make it look like that?'
'Babe, we are talking about my ass.'
'It needs a new paint job.'

Rekki, our fairy queen who doesn't know ocean water is salty, came out with this belated Christmas Day gift for Cadeon, a popular author whose big fic includes an ABO adoption plot. This is T4T, who whoever gets the biggest roid clit tops first. Them's the rules - just like how ski-doos can travel on water. Lines for this fic include:
- eat my cunt then, you’ve earned it.

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> Tearing straight through the delicate lace of his Prada suit
NOT THE PRADA SUIT manufactured in China NOOOOO
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> He throws his body weight away from it, hands gripping tightly, and stumbles over
TFW a lace bunting defeats you because that's the only thing you can physically rip off
> Nearly braining the person standing there, who ducks under the projectile
Was he throwing the ring at Mach 5?
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> His urge for violence is completely gone
It was never there to begin with, fam.
> All white eyelet and mother-of-pearl buttons
I thought he ripped off the suit Hulk-style? Good to know the pearls stayed on. THAT is where the money is.
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> The asshole wouldn't even make me breakfast in bed
Have the whip and/or the flipflop ready so he can learn how to make an omelet.
> christ
That should be capitalized since you are setting this during the day of Christ's birth.
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> I fear self-advocacy gets more difficult the closer the matter is to the heart
WYM? Men never have an issue with this because they take up space and people listen to them. Why do you have to advocate if you're filthy rich - oh.
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> I'm going to sell his Aston Martin
> Not sure if she can afford it
She can't. Those insurance premiums are going to fuck her harder up the ass than the fic I reviewed above. No amount of lube is worth it even if it's an Aston Martin - and we are not including repairs that include importing parts from the UK. Have fun!
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> Hip surgery that's left him with more pains than he started with
Should've gone with a Japanese surgeon. You can become your own EVA mech.
> Haggard, malnourished middle-aged man
Normally we'd mock men who look like this, but looking like Asmongold if he was a cryptobro is fine provided you say you are trans.
> You sure know how to make an old man feel special
> Is barely out of his 30s
Ooof. You know it's bad when you look worse than Bill Clinton at your age.
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> You can't be older than 35
> Looks and sounds older than current-day Asmongold living in his roach den
Yeesh.
> It's large, like the rest of Jayce
Cue 'he's just like me frfr' once he finds he sports a floppy vulva, too.
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> Ridiculous cravat
Wasn't he wearing a bowtie?
> A firm muscular chest and enough hair to scratch his fingers through
They love their bears. Hope the hair didn't translate to the asscrack, though. If his hair is long enough to make him convert to Orthodox Judaism, it might be time to bring out the garden shears.
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> Very fit for a bartender
Have you seen their arms?
> Ripped lace and silk
Lace you can rip. Silk is much, much harder to rip manually, if at all. Last I checked, you just wrote it as a lace suit with mother-of-pearl buttons that went flying off to magically becoming reattached.
> Soothe flat down his pelvis and curl against his short, neatly trimmed pubes
No Tarzan pubs? I am sad. The Amazon has been cut down 😥
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Now I am curious: is being openly trans in this world punishable by death? He's coming out following 'legislative threats' against the community that include...what, preventing SRS for minors, something you say never happens anyways? What actions would cause you to be sent to jail? Hawking HRt to minors? Making mean tweets to JKR? What?
> Has nothing to do with the 1.5 drinks he's had
Lmao, lightweight.
> He wants to give. Almost no take.
What?
> Eat my cunt then, you've earned it
Put this on a t-shirt.
> Trying to unearth a pearl from an oyster
If you started sounding like Joe Biden I am heading right back to the Marianas Trench.
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> The stubble and warm, wet surface
I thought he was clean-shaven? Did he grow hair that fast in between sessions?

If you are wondering, the word 'pleasure' was used in this one-shot 10 times.
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> I'd fuck you, but I didn't bring anything
> You're trans too?
LMAO, was the lack of a bulge not a dead giveaway? The lack of a brow ridge? The smaller feet? You can bulk up as much as you want, but that dainty arch still remains. I bet he wears a size 4 in women's shoes.
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> Basically re-invented clean nuclear energy
Nuclear energy is already 'clean' bar the radiation. What you mean is that he found a way to dispose of and/or recycle said radioactive fuel rods to be their own source of fuel.
> He hasn't changed much since then
You look 65 despite barely being out of your 30s. That's a major L, dude.
> Loosening the buckles to fit around his ample butt
Well at least SOMETHING is ample here. BTW, any time I read a strapon being a 'hard-earned prize' I have to roll my eyes. It's a piece of plastic or silicone. It's nothing like the OG MS13 inches.
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> I'm gonna fuck you so good
> The piece of silicone is larger than the 't-dick' he's allegedly proud of
> The squelch of Jayce filling him completely full
Redundant. Why do you need lube when he's already wet? Why does he need to squelch like a wet sponge?
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> The sex Viktor is used to is unimpassioned, starting too fast and ending even faster
AKA 'cis' men suck at sex because they can't find the clit, but AFABs with a strap are unsung heroes. Someone tell dick owner Jayce he has unimpassioned sex.
> Old man pains
How are you in worse physical condition than Asmongold AND DarksydePhil? Can you not afford physiotherapy? A jacuzzi?
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Rekki's sex dialogue will either be competent, or it will sound like barn animals running for the haybale. This is one of them. It's up there with her, 'I just want to have sex with my sexy husband' and said 'husband' getting his mouth stretched like he's about to deepthroat a bucket.
> His meager ass allows Jayce to slam in as deep as possible
That 'meager' ass won't offer any protection. You'd just be bouncing off bone.
> Fucckkkk
FUGGGGGG
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Viktor wakes up the next Christmas morning satisfied...and finds out his sexy bartender hookup is still there, making him breakfast. Unwilling to let such a catch go, he invites him for dinner that weekend. Jayce, in return, asks for him to look over his thesis paper because he's such a huge fan and he's an expert in his field. Done deal, right? There's a brief moment where Viktor thinks he's moving into a new relationship too fast, but who fucking cares, this muscly bartender has 'seen him at his worst' and he still likes him as he likes Tony Stark! What's not to like?

Sadly, no elves have been outed for having long ears and no ski-doos have sunk in the water. No deepthroating sexy husbands. That's for next time in her pirate adventure - and for once, our boy actually has a dick in that (though whether it's actually worth its size is left to be determined; sometimes, it really is better off if he has a pussy).

This next author happily brags about being a tradfujo. The bigger issue is that she has a wildly popular series where the relationship is between an adult male and a 15-year-old. It's OK, though, the Daddy Dom has BPD and so does she, and her tradfujo sensibilities dictate that the penis-owner must always be masculine, must always be the top, and must always be in control. Also has an incest fetish and shows through both her M/M fics and F/F fics (she is a ViJinx fan).
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But this tradfujo is not a pedophile. She just cavorts with them, entertains and reblogs their threads, and, well, acts like one. Here is her Alpha Male Prime bitching his tradwife. She is a rather popular author and has, as of this writing, almost accumulated 100 bookmarks for this fic. Lines for this fic include:
- Ridiculous, he thinks, to be so worked up over nothing. Over biology. Most people probably have decades of experience acclimating to abrasive smells and behaviours, he thinks, bitter. Most people probably don’t get all sweaty over meaningless evolutionary imperatives.
- Like something out of one of those tawdry bodice-ripper novels his group home sisters tended to favour, the kind that feature caricatural depictions of wealthy bulging alpha royalty on the covers. (Get it? She's breaking the 4th wall. Her fic is NOTHING like that, no ma'am.)
- You smell incredible, please let me knot you. Fuck. Sorry. I’m sorry. Please let me knot you. I need to call the physician, sweetheart, it’s not safe, I’m not… I can’t keep you safe, not when I’m… not when I want to…
- You smell so sweet. Fertile. You smell like you want me to pin you down, baby, force you to come around my cock, keep you full of me until it takes
- Your little pussy is opening up so sweetly for me. Gods, how are you so tiny, sweetheart? It’s ridiculous. Doesn’t make any sense. How are you ever going to be able to take my cock?
- My baby. Gonna get my knot in you, gonna fill you up. My pretty little wife, all round with me. I love you so much
- Gods, I love you. Gonna get you pregnant, make sure the whole kingdom knows you’re mine. All mine, isn’t that right? Oh—sweetheart, again? Already?

Oh, I forgot to mention: this entire event was run by two shotacons, one of whom is none other than Gypsy Queen problematicism (she goes by omegaviktor on Twitter, and is featured in this list). It was a tradfujo event to begin with, and by default the people receiving their gifts are all cavorting with known pedophiles in the fandom. Bitethehands is friends with her, and it is within a Gypsy's culture to fuck kids, so keep that in mind as you read this.
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> Acts like an entitled megalomaniac
> reats his mother with respect
> Author later forgets he's a megalomaniac when it's convenient
Yeah, that tracks. Tradfujos only operate in strictly binary (lol) terms. They cannot conceive of a muscular man being a sweetheart; he must represent the toxic masculine stereotype. He MUST top because that is what masculine men do; if he bottoms at all, they will literally threaten suicide.
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> An unforgivably omega mannerism
I wasn't aware twirling your hair made you an 'omega'. But remember, 'feminine' traits in this universe are just 'omegan' traits, because to be an omega means you are a second-class citizen, and which sex is commonly associated with that?
> Ridiculous to be so worked up over biology
It sure is a TERF, isn't it?
> Most people don't get all sweaty over meaningless evolutionary imperatives
Funny, then, that the evolutionary imperative we are talking about NEEDs a penis and a vagina - complementary genitalia - in order for reproduction to succeed. Sounds, hmm, what's the word? Heteronormative? That's it!
> He's the alpha that radiations perennial safewarmgood
What happened to that megalomania?
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> Secretly thought of him as a worthless undercity omega whore the entire time
You will notice that the 'I am just a worthless whore/broken doll/infertile wench what can you possibly want with me?' trope being used. It shows his entire worth is based on his reproductive capability and the author doesn't realize how...ableist that sounds.
> Like something out of those tawdry bodice-ripper novels
1. Fujos love using this 4th wall breaking comparison to show that they totally aren't like those basic bitches writing hetslop, they are writing OMEGAVERSE GENDER ROLES and that is better. 2. He outs himself as female as men don't read those novels. They just watch porn. You will wrote 60k of pedophilia and you can't grasp that men and women consume porn differently.
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> Which meant he had to be fucking courtesans
Uhh do they not have arranged marriages? Why doesn't he have a gaggle of omegas that are pregnant, like how gorillas operate? Why do we operate under monogamy in Omegaverse and not polygyny? They love basing this on wolf pack dynamics, but alpha males mate with alpha FEMALES. They are not pushovers.
> He was probably more likely to wind up killed by some raging alpha
*Raped and murdered, you mean, until they find out that he can't have pups and suddenly the rape will stop? OK.
> Fabric soaked in alpha pheromones
I keep telling you, they need to use this in crowd control. If it can knock omegas out to the point smelling salts need to be used to wake them up, you are sleeping on a real money maker.
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> More than twice his age
So he's 40 with no heirs to speak of. He's already entering tism jism territory. Are there any autistic members in this Omegaverse AU? Something to think about.
> I cannot give you a family. An heir
"I'M BROKEN I'M STERILE I CAN'T BE LOVED WHY MUST YOU THE ALPHA MALE LOVE ME IT'S NOT LIKE THOSE BODICE RIPPERS I'M SPECIAL AND UNIQUE AND I'M FERTILE AFTER ALL WAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
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> Convinced Enforcers were going to beat down his door and drag him to Stilwater
Why? For what crime? Being an unwed omega? Are omegas kept segregated from alphas in prison or are they put together like some kind of ram rape rack (btw, those exist)? You can't highlight threats of prison without clarifying what crime you are committing that would send you to one.
> Smell the foul curdle of coffee on his breath
I literally could not tell the difference between that and all the 'alpha pheromones' that makes our lil dood here faint like he's a Victorian maiden with his bodice too tight. If you think I'm exaggerating - that's the very thing that leads to them fucking in the bedroom.
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> My wife
We are not even bothering to hide the fact that omegas are actually women. We just slap the 'trans' tag even though there are very few transition-related things to it aside from a few instances of binding. Trans omegas aren't really allowed to identify out of their 'secondary gender' which really makes you think why transition exists in the first place. You can identify as a man, but you can never identify as an alpha. THAT is biological.
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> His scent gland is being sucked on
I just think of a guy sucking on a giant jujube or a jawbreaker, because that's how omega/alpha anatomy works. I told you I was not joking about the Victorian fainting couch here; our wee omega is just SO overwhelmed by that alpha scent he just has to put his hand to his head and daintily fall over and be caught lest he break those dainty bird bones or his dainty swan-neck. Our Alpha Male Prime, by contrast, is big and muscly and has bucketloads of sperm to produce at the age of 40, and you never have to worry about the higher risk of defective children. Tism jism doesn't exist in this world.
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> Scent of his distress is sharp enough to dull the warm, woodsy, comforting notes
Alpha male scent: woodsy, earthy, ozone, associated with lumberbjacks and hard labour because alpha males are the only ones who do it
Omega scents: honey, sweetmilk, dainty, feminine, sweet scents that denote how fragile and sweet they are and how their only purpose in life is to shit out pups, regardless if they are 'broken' or not (and watch that Alpha Cum settle and impregnate our uwu omega because that's exactly how it goes every single time)
> Viktor can't think
He's just so overwhelmed by that Alpha Male scent and body and muscles and beard and big genitalia and we're so much better than those bodice rippers, see? I'm a fixed tradfujo with BPD I am not like those talentless whores, see?
> Arousal, he thinks, his nipples are stiff, sensitive peaks under the binding pressure of his underclothes
Mind you, he doesn't have large breasts. He's flat chested and can get away with just wearing a basic undershirt. He breast binds because the author needs SOMETHING to denote that the character is trans, not a woman, because we are a tradfujo and we don't do heterosexual relationships, yeah?
> He could probably smell it
He's going to drink that pussy juice like a Capri Sun because he is THE KING and he is going to take what belongs to him. Prima Noctis and all that.
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> A warm, broad palm slides from his waist to his ass
See? Our lil Victorian fainting lass/lad just can't wait to be groped and fondled by our Alpha Male Prime with a dick that could win in a sword fight. He can't wait to impregnate his lil waifu with the strong pussy scent. He's ALPHA, he is meant to DOMINATE, can YOU tell who the real man is?
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> The air is thick, syrupy with pure Jayce
So he smells like a tar pit. Very masculine, manly, and alpha.
> He hardly knows what he's doing, not at first, knowing only that he needs to surround himself in the pheromone-soaked fabric
I will bring up that 4th wall breaking 'bodice ripper' reference the author made and remind her that the shit she just wrote is the same shit found in bodice rippers:
- sweet, innocent virgin who is the least likely to get picked Gets Picked by the sexy attractive man in a position of power
- he becomes obsessed with them and the need to breed them and sire children
- the virgin is in awe of the alpha male's massive cock (that, predictably, goes down to his thighs) that he 'surely can't take' but takes anyways
- the alpha male is 'feral' and loses his composure over the pure white, dainty, feminine virgin they are being presented with
- said woman (omega, in this case) talks like a cock-drunk bimbo who can only say FUCK ME ALPHA FUCK ME~~~ and how badly (s)he wants that knot
- Ends up sounding like Simple Jack and the dialogue breaks down the longer the sex goes on
I am always right. Always.
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> Force you to come around my cock, keep you full of me until it takes
ME ALPHA BREED YOU ON MASSIVE COCK. ME ALPHA GET PUPS. ME FINGER YOUR FRONT HOLE.
> They are synching after all
Oh yeah, I forgot: their 'synching' is supposed to resemble the mythical synching of periods between women. In actual wolf-pack dynamics, the female wolf decides when she wants to get bred even if she is in heat, and will fend off unwanted males. In ABO, the omega is helpless to their whoremoans and won't you please stick your humongous alpha male cock inside them?
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> Says he's like a brother to you
> The woman meant to be cucked doesn't believe it
Right.
> It doesn't matter Viktor has never taken anything ad that it looks enormous and terrifying by typical standards
He's 12-13-15 inches long, a real horse cock, that could skewer his brains out but we are not your basic bodice ripper and our champion virgin can take it all. I remember when 50 Shades was mocked for doing this; how far we have come.
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> You smell so wet. I bet you're dripping
Oh, he does more than that, dear reader: he sprays so much he caused a typhoon in Southeast Asia.
> Pins one of Viktor's wrists to the bed without a word
Haha, see? We're totally NOT like those bodice rippers! Not at all!
> His cunt has started to pulse and throb again, so wet it's starting to cool
At this point you can host a whole aquarium up there.
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> Viktor can feel himself clenching and retracting involuntarily
Omegaverse vaginas are a combination of insane human physicality and outright Eldritch abomination: they can clench, quiver, and devour all manner of cock while spraying so much liquid the sea level can rise a few feet. One would think with vaginas like that THEY would be the ones on top, but no. It's the alpha males.
> He spits
Why the fuck would you spit on a pussy that is so wet he just wet the bed, the sheets, AND your whole face?
> He comes so hard his eyes roll back
> His orgasm hits him without warning and his eyes roll back
So glad this happens twice.
> Slick gushes out of him, keeps going and going, seemingly never ending
'An Inconvenient Truth: Omegaverse Edition'
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> Has wet his thighs down to the bed, Jayce's wrist, the lower half of his face
So why did our Alpha Male King need to spit on his pussy, again>
> It feels suh-so good
D-D-D-D-DON'T H-H-HURT ME
> Your little pussy is opening up so sweetly for me. Gods, how are you so tiny, sweetheart?
Nothing says smashing those shitty hetslop bodice rippers by engaging in the titular trope of said bodice ripper: the giant alpha male dick going into a tight, shiny, hairless vagina. You aren't fooling anyone with an IQ higher than 80, woman.
> How are you ever going to take my cock?
Eldritch vagina.
> But I promise I will open up for your knot
Can you imagine if he didn't? Imagine him pulling out a few intestines instead of making love with that sweet omega vagina.
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> The fact that he even has to remind Viktor at all is shameful
If they've known each other for seven years, why didn't he know already? They mock Mel for not knowing Viktor was so close to Jayce, so why is this acceptable?
> It sounds obscene
One could say that meat saber is getting unsheathed, eh?
> The alpha's body pinning his as thoroughly as if he's a weight blanket
He's just so uwu smol and the alpha male is HUGE, MANLY, AND MUSCULAR
> I could scruff you
Because he's just like a dog, see?
> Viktor comes untouched
Make that the third time in a row, albeit no eyes are rolling in the back of his head this time.
> Slams the rest of the way inside
Thank God for the Eldritch vagina.
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> It is enough to push a mindless, whorish sound from his body
> One long continuous uhhh that dissolves into hiccupy gasping
So a Deus Ex NPC death cry, but slowed down. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhh
> Full-up feeling of Jayce rearranging his insides
I can believe it. But these people have bizarre anatomy so instead of ripping out his intestines through his vagina or perforating other organs, he just rearranges them like he's doing some interior decorating.
> Especially when he is fucking him like this: fast, vicious, pistoning his hips
Oh look, another bodice ripper trope of the alpha male being rough, fast, animalistic, and using his big dick to rearrange those insides!
> My baby. Gonna get my knot in you, gonna fill you up. My pretty little wife
I expect nothing less from someone who wrote a 60k fic of a 15-year-old getting groomed at a campground. If the dialogue is as bad there as it is here, I might need a few Jack Daniels to cope. We are also not even trying with the 'transmasc' thing because he never refers to this character as male. He treats them as female - which they are.
> Gonna get you pregnant, make sure the whole kingdom knows you're mine
We don't know how this kingdom is set up but I sincerely hope it gets overthrown and you get the Vlad Tepes treatment of getting a giant, massive spike up your ass so you, too, can feel the 'sticky-wet sensation of his insides'.
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> Something about finally getting a knot in him seems to be clearing his brain in a way it hasn't been for hours
AKA your pussy got fucked good, now you need to know if the Alpha Male Prime here and future baby daddy plans to stick around, because there is no concept of single motherhood in omegaverse.
> I have loved you pathetically since I met you
And that includes the Victorian fainting couch, because this dainty fair maiden could never in their life imagine getting Picked! It is the pinnacle of a female fantasy.
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Wow, it's almost as if this bodice ripper workaround hetslop works because it involves complementary genitalia! It's almost as if this female fantasy ended with the Alpha Male being monogamous and staying in his children's lives! WOW, what a way to smash the patriarchy and show people your tradfujo dynamics are not in line with Matt Walsh's politics!

The thing is, you're obviously toiling in the Arcane mines because you're a fan of the series. However if you were a fan of anything else, like Stranger Things or Fallout or anything else current, the worst of the worst would be the same. Just different writers, different character names.
You would be correct, and the current big ship now is Byler. From what I have seen on Twitter, that fandom is just as toxic, if not more so, than the ship I post here, mainly because that fandom is older and these people grew up with the idea that Will would come out as gay and reciprocate another man's feelings. It doesn't help that Noah Schnapp looks like a buggy-eyed Jew and is a Zionist, but like JKR and her enormous IP, people will look it over to see buggy-eyed frog men fuck.
I appreciate your riffing; much better experience to read Gross Porn Digest with humorous commentary than to go in to something long, knowing only the tags.
I do my best. I appreciate the factual tidbits you offer, too.
 
However if you were a fan of anything else, like Stranger Things or Fallout or anything else current, the worst of the worst would be the same. Just different writers, different character names.

This matches my experience too. A lot of this smut and porn is actually not really fanfiction as much as they are just porn which uses the existing IPs to get around having to make a setting. Using these characters and worlds that already exist let's the "writers" bypass having to make the reader care about these things by just skinwalking as the chosen IP.

Sure sometimes they make use of the world they are writing in, like actually using the lore or setting specific societal quirks or tech/magic, but a lot of times you could just effortlesly remove references to the fandom and still have the exact same story.
 
The gross Uma Musume fanfics keep on coming, this being about farts:

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What a ridiculous predicament.

Narita Taishin shifted on her bed, the thin mattress doing nothing to soothe the roiling storm in her gut. This was all her fault. She never, ever should have listened to that madwoman in a lab coat. Everyone at Tracen Academy knew Taishin’s deal. It was a sore spot, a raw nerve she wore like a heavy blanket. She was small. In a world of towering, powerful horse girls like Special Week or Oguri Cap, who seemed to be built on a larger scale entirely, Taishin was… compact. People looked down on her, sometimes literally, and it had wormed its way deep into her head.

That insecurity was a hungry beast, and she fed it the only way she knew how: with food. It wasn’t a real appetite, not the joyous, bottomless hunger of the titans. It was a chore, a desperate attempt to add some sort of mass, some sort of presence to her diminutive frame. Her trainer, that stubborn, infuriatingly caring woman, had caught on almost immediately, gently suggesting meal plans and talking about “healthy weight distribution” which was just a polite way of saying “you’re tiny and you're not getting any bigger this way.”

That’s where Agnes Tachyon, resident witch and aspiring mad scientist, had slithered into the picture. Taishin had been staring at the cafeteria menu, a feeling of dread coiling in her stomach, when Tachyon appeared beside her, a glint in her eye that screamed ‘unethical experiment.’

“Having trouble with your mass conversion efficiency, little Taishin?” Tachyon had purred, her voice too smooth.

“I’m fine,” Taishin had grunted, trying to shut her down.

But Tachyon, as always, knew exactly which button to press. “I see. Well, I was just working on a little something to accelerate the digestive process. A way to maximize nutrient absorption and, theoretically, increase cellular growth rate. A true… bulking agent, you might say.”

The words hung in the air. Bulking agent. Taishin’s interest, despite every screaming alarm bell in her head, was piqued.

Her trainer, of course, had been right there to rain on her parade. “Hold on now, that sounds experimental. I think you should try a more traditional approach. Maybe a digestive aid? Something to speed up her metabolism safely? It sounds like a much more sensible option to me.”

And Taishin, in a moment of profound stupidity, had listened. She trusted her trainer. She’d taken the stupid medicine. And it worked. Far too well.

The effect was immediate and terrifying. The moment the pill dissolved on her tongue, a warm, gurgling firework went off in her stomach. All the food she’d choked down that day felt like it was being vaporized, processed at an impossible speed. An emptiness followed, a black hole of hunger that demanded to be filled. She went back for seconds. Then thirds. The food vanished, digested in moments, leaving her hungrier than before. At first, it was kind of cool.

She felt… powerful. Like one of the big eaters.

Now, it was just annoying. A constant, gnawing hunger that was never satisfied, and a digestion system working at a million miles an hour. Which led to her current, much more humiliating problem.

After a long, miserable day of force-feeding herself, she had finally retreated to the sanctity of her room. And of course, her roommate was there. Super Creek.

She was… not bad. That’s all Taishin was willing to concede. Super Creek wasn’t the problem that she was facing now, not entirely. The problem was brewing inside of her.

Because the hunger wasn’t the only side effect of Tachyon’s medicine. All that super-charged digestion had to produce something, and it was producing a truly heroic amount of gas. Her stomach was a constant, wet percussion section. ‘

Gluuuurrrgggle… blorp… ggggllllooorrrrgggle.

The sounds were obscene, wet, and constant. She was curled up on her bed, wearing a simple pair of light blue cotton pajamas, trying to pretend she was invisible. She could feel the pressure, a heavy, bloated feeling deep in her gut, a roiling, churning mass of air that was demanding an exit.

She clenched her thighs together, her small, firm ass pressing against the mattress. Her panties, a matching set of simple light blue cotton, felt tight. She was so bloated they were digging into her skin. She watched Super Creek out of the corner of her eye, praying the other girl wouldn't notice, yet she definitely heard the sounds. The last thing she needed was to fart in front of her roommate.

A sharp cramp seized her. She winced, her hand flying to her stomach. Her body betrayed her. A small, silent puff of gas escaped, a moist pfft that was barely audible but she felt it as a soft, warm bloom against her sheets. The smell was immediate. It was a light, airy scent, but it was undeniably a fart. A faint, cabbagy smell that made her nose wrinkle. Super Creek didn't seem to notice, not immediately anyway.

This was too embarrassing.

Taishin relaxed for a second, thinking she was safe. That was a mistake. Another cramp, more powerful this time, forced a wetter, louder blast from her.

PrrBbbt!

It wasn’t loud enough to echo, but it was definitely a sound. A sputtering, wet noise that was followed by a stronger, more foul stench. This one smelled like rotten eggs and something metallic. She froze, her heart pounding in her chest. Super Creek’s looked back, looking around and sniffing at the air. For a terrifying second, the room was completely silent.

She hadn’t noticed? Or maybe she was just being polite. Taishin didn't know which was worse.

The pressure was building again, a familiar, heavy weight pushing against her asshole. She knew another one was coming. It felt bigger this time. She bit her lip, her small body trembling with the effort of holding it in. Her ass, usually a tight, compact curve, felt bloated and tense. She could feel the muscles straining, fighting a losing battle against the immense pressure in her bowels.

She squeezed her eyes shut, her face flushed with a deep, burning shame. She was a balloon, a small, gassy, disgusting balloon, and she was about to pop right here in front of her roommate.

Taishin was a statue of pure, concentrated shame. She was clenched so tightly her muscles screamed in protest. She could feel the massive fart brewing, a deep, heavy pressure that was threatening to blow her cover, and possibly her underwear, wide open. Her heart hammered against her ribs, a frantic, panicked drum solo. Any second now, it was going to happen.

“Taishin?”

The voice was soft, gentle, and laced with a genuine concern that was somehow more terrifying than mockery. Taishin slowly, reluctantly, uncurled enough to peek over her knees. Super Creek was turned in her desk chair, looking at her. She had one of those warm, motherly smiles on her face, the kind that could make you feel safe, even when you wanted the ground to swallow you whole.

“Are you feeling alright?” Creek asked, her head tilted slightly. “You’ve been squirming quite a bit. Is it your stomach?” Her eyes, a deep, calm brown, flickered down towards Taishin’s midsection. “You look a little bloated. Are you hungry? Or… do you need to use the bathroom?”

Every word was a gentle, precise jab at Taishin’s soul. How could she be so perceptive? And so direct? Taishin’s face, already flushed, went up in flames. “I’m fine!” she squeaked, her voice cracking. “Just… cramps. Buzz off…”

Creek’s smile didn’t waver. “I see. Well, I have some snacks, if you are. I was just about to have a midnight snack myself. Sometimes a little something helps settle an upset stomach.”

As if on cue, Taishin’s stomach let out a deep, gurgling roar that was impossible to ignore. GGGGLLLLOOOORRRRRGGGLLLE-BLLLLORRRPP! It was a wet, unhappy sound that echoed in the quiet room, completely betraying her lie. She slammed her hands over her stomach, her face a burning mask of humiliation.

Creek just chuckled, a low, warm sound. “I’ll take that as a yes. Don’t move.” She rose from her chair, and Taishin began to panic. Even in loose pajama pants, Creek had a presence. She was taller than Taishin, of course, with a soft, womanly curve to her hips and a chest that was… substantial. The simple white t-shirt she wore did little to hide the fact. As Creek moved closer, a faint, clean scent wafted over to Taishin, like lavender and fresh soap. It was annoyingly attractive, a scent that made Taishin’s head feel fuzzy in a way that had nothing to do with the gas.

Creek returned with a small tray laden with an assortment of snacks: a handful of crackers, a small wedge of mild cheese, and a few sweet, red berries. She sat down on the edge of Taishin’s bed, the mattress dipping with her weight, bringing her uncomfortably, wonderfully close.

“Here,” Creek said, her voice a soft murmur. She picked up a piece of cheese and held it to Taishin’s lips. “Just a little bite. It will help.”

Taishin’s mind screamed no. Her pride, her stubbornness, everything in her wanted to slap the hand away. But her body, traitorous thing that it was, was ruled by the super-charged medicine and its endless hunger. Her stomach growled again, a high, desperate whine. She hesitantly opened her mouth and took the offering.

The moment the cheese hit her tongue, a familiar, terrifying warmth spread through her gut. The medicine was working, already breaking it down. The ache in her stomach lessened, but was instantly replaced by a new, more demanding hunger.

“See?” Creek cooed, her smile widening slightly. She seemed to be enjoying this, the act of feeding her, of taking care of her. She picked up a cracker and fed it to her. Then a berry. Taishin ate them all in a silent, mortified daze. Creek was so close. Taishin could see the gentle rise and fall of her chest, the faint line of cleavage visible at the collar of her shirt. She could feel the warmth radiating from Creek’s body. It was too much.

The snacks vanished, digested in an instant by the inferno in her gut. And their digestion produced an immediate, violent consequence.

Without warning, her body seized. A deep, bassy fart ripped from her ass, loud and sharp in the quiet room.

BBBBRPPFFFPPTPTPTPTPTPTP!

The sound was explosive. Taishin froze, her eyes wide with horror. The smell was even worse, a thick, eggy, cheese-stink that immediately filled the small space between them. It was disgusting. It was humiliating. It was undeniable.

Super Creek, however, just blinked. She didn’t recoil. She didn’t even flinch. She just looked at Taishin, her expression softening with a new wave of sympathy. “Oh, you poor thing,” she murmured. “Your tummy is upset. It’s okay. It’s just gas.”

“C-creek!”

Before Taishin could protest, Creek did something that shattered her last line of defense. She reached out and placed her hand directly on Taishin’s bloated stomach.

Her touch was warm, soft, and firm. She began to rub in slow, gentle circles, right over the roiling storm in Taishin’s gut. The pressure of her hand felt incredible, a soothing weight that somehow made the urge to fart even stronger.

“D-dammit Creek….” Taishin felt defeated, somehow.

“It’s alright,” Creek whispered, her voice a hypnotic balm. “You don’t have to hold it in. Just let it out. It will make you feel better. Don’t be embarrassed.”

Another fart, this one longer and wetter, bubbled out of her. Pfffffffff-blllloooorrrrrpppsss. The vibration traveled through Creek’s hand, and Taishin felt a fresh wave of shame. But Creek just kept rubbing, her face a mask of serene concentration.

“Good,” she praised softly. “Just let it all out.”

Taishin was trapped. She was cornered by kindness. She couldn't fight it. She couldn't fight Creek’s gentle hands, her soothing voice, her intoxicating scent. She closed her eyes, a single tear of pure, defeated frustration tracing a path down her burning cheek. She relaxed her muscles, just a little.

A long, sputtering fart hissed out, followed by another. PrrFppT, FRTTPPPFT. PTPTPTPBPBTPTP! Each one was a little death of her dignity, a release of pressure that was both a profound relief and a deepening shame. And through it all, Super Creek just held her, rubbing her belly and telling her it was okay, a gentle, smiling executioner of Taishin’s pride.

A strangled noise, half-sob, half-groan, escaped Taishin’s throat. Super Creek’s hand was still making those slow, maddeningly gentle circles on her stomach. Her other hand had come up to stroke Taishin’s hair, pushing a stray strand from her sweaty forehead. The combined assault of care, of warmth, of that intoxicating scent, was too much. It was a fortress of pride, and Taishin was all out of ammunition.

“Do… whatever you want,” she mumbled, her voice thick with defeat. She didn’t look at Creek, just kept her burning face buried. “Just… get it over with.”

A soft, warm puff of air brushed against her ear as Creek chuckled. It wasn’t a mocking sound, but one of pure, gentle affection. “Shhh,” she cooed, her hand never ceasing its soothing rub. “It’s alright, Taishin. Just let it all out. Don’t hold back. Just relax.”

And so, Taishin gave up.

She let her muscles go slack. She unclenched her thighs. She stopped fighting the churning, gassy storm in her gut. The moment she surrendered, her body exploded.

It started with a long, low hiss that seemed to drain all the air from her lungs. Pfffffffffssssshhhhhhh… The gas was hot, a warm, steaming gust that billowed into the fabric of her pajama pants. The smell was light, almost airy, but with a distinctly foul, cabbagy undertone that made her eyes water.

Creek’s hand on her belly paused, then resumed its rubbing, a little more firmly this time. “That’s it,” she whispered encouragingly. “Very good ~”

The encouragement was a key turning a lock. Another fart, this one louder and wetter, ripped out of her. PLLLRRRRRRRPPT! It was a sputtering, disgusting sound, and the smell that followed was richer, more complex. A thick, cheesy stench, like an old block of provolone left to rot in the sun.

Taishin felt a shiver run through her. It wasn’t just shame anymore. A deep, traitorous warmth was spreading through her pelvis, a thrumming pleasure that was terrifyingly good. She felt… lighter. Better. The constant, cramping pressure was finally finding its release.

Then came the bass. A deep, resonant fart that vibrated through her entire body, up her spine, and directly into Creek’s hand. BBBBRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPT! The sound was immense for a girl her size, a true room-shaker. The air grew thick with a heavy, sulphurous stench, like a dozen rotten eggs all cracked at once. It was toxic. It was foul. It was bliss.

Creek giggled, a soft, delighted sound. “Goodness, Taishin. You were holding all that in?”

Taishin couldn’t answer. She just pushed. The dam was broken, and a flood was coming. A rapid-fire series of farts, each one different from the last, erupted from her.

PTPTPTPBPBTPTP! A long, drawn-out, bubbly hiss. PtptpTtptOp! A short, sharp, almost painful pop. POOT!

The room was filling with a miasma, a complex soup of her own making. The smells were all layered: the sharp tang of the cheese, the deep rot of the eggs, the faint metallic scent she’d noticed earlier, and a new, almost sweet smell from the berries Creek had fed her. It was disgusting, and she was reveling in it.

Time lost all meaning. It could have been minutes, it could have been hours. Creek just kept feeding her small bites of snacks, which her super-charged digestion would instantly turn into more fuel for her gassy symphony. And Taishin just kept letting them out. She was lying on her side, her body completely relaxed, a small, constant smile on her face that she would immediately wipe away whenever she thought Creek might be looking.

She’d fart, and Creek would rub her belly and praise her. “That one sounded a little wet, are you okay?” or “Wow, that was a strong one! You must be feeling so much better.” Taishin would just nod, her face burning, but her body humming with a pleasure she refused to name. She was a machine, a small, gassy, farting machine, and she was happy.

Eventually, the storm passed. The violent churning in her gut subsided into a gentle, contented gurgle. The farts became fewer, farther between, until they stopped altogether. A profound, empty peace settled over her. She felt… light. Floating.

The room, however, was a biohazard. The air was thick, hazy, and smelled like a compost heap that had been set on fire.

Creek finally stopped rubbing her belly, giving her a gentle pat. “See? All better,” she said, her smile as warm as ever.

Taishin slowly sat up, her movements stiff. She felt… different. She looked down at her body. It seemed like the medicine had finally worn off, but its effects remained. She was definitely chubbier. But it wasn’t the tall, powerful frame she’d dreamed of. She had grown… sideways. Her hips were a little wider, her belly a little softer. She looked… plush. She groaned in frustration.

“Thank you,” she muttered, the words coming out as an embarrassed mumble. She couldn’t look Creek in the eye.

“It was no trouble at all, Taishin,” Creek said, her voice full of sincere warmth. “Honestly. If you ever feel… backed up again, just let me know. We can do this anytime.”

Taishin’s head snapped up. “No! I’m never taking that stupid medicine ever again. This is… this is never happening again.” Her voice was firm, but a tiny, traitorous part of her brain, the part that was still buzzing with the memory of that release, was screaming ‘Yes, please, let it happen again!’

She stood up, a little wobbly. A new, different pressure was making itself known low in her gut. Heavier than the gas. More… substantial. “I… I have to go to the bathroom,” she said, her voice quiet. “I… I think it’s a little more than just gas now.”

Creek just watched her, a knowing, mischievous glint in her calm blue eyes. She let out a small, barely concealed giggle. “Of course, Taishin. Take your time.”

A few days later, life at Tracen Academy had returned to its usual, chaotic rhythm. In a corner of the bustling cafeteria, a mountain of half-eaten food was steadily disappearing. At the center of this culinary catastrophe was Oguri Cap, her face a mask of pure, joyous gluttony.

Across the table, Tamamo Cross sipped her tea, watching her teammate with an air of weary amusement. “Oguri. If ya eat any faster, yer gonna create a black hole.”

“Mphf jushgud,” Oguri mumbled around a mouthful of rice, already reaching for a bowl of stew.

It was then that Super Creek approached, carrying a tray with a single, daintily prepared salad. She was the picture of health and serenity, her gentle smile a soothing balm in the noisy cafeteria. She took a seat at the table, nodding a greeting to them.

“MmmfggCreek” Oguri waved, a greasy hand.

But before Creek could respond, Tamamo’s nose twitched. Her brow furrowed. She leaned forward, sniffing the air curiously. “Hey, Creek… did ya change yer shampoo or somethin’?”

Creek’s serene expression didn’t falter. “No, I don’t believe so. Same as always.”

“Nah, it’s not that…” Tamamo leaned closer, her eyes narrowing. “It’s… weird. Smells like… Like a giant fart, yaen no ka? A really, really eggy one. With a little bit of… cheese?”

Oguri, always attuned to anything remotely related to food, paused her chewing and took a deep sniff. Her eyes went wide. “It smells like rotten food.”

Creek’s smile froze on her face, a delicate crack in her porcelain mask. The events of the other night, the symphony of gas, the intimate care she had given Taishin… the scent had clung to her clothes, her hair, her very skin. She had showered, of course, but it seemed the memory of that miasma was a stubborn thing.

She let out a small, almost inaudible gasp, her cheeks flushing a pale pink. She looked down at her salad, her mind racing.

“Oh dear…” she muttered, so softly the others almost didn’t hear. “It seems like I went too far…”

Tamamo and Oguri exchanged a confused look.

“Too far?” Oguri asked, tilting her head.

“With yer salad?” Tamamo added. “Did ya put too much dressing in or somethin’?”

Creek just shook her head, a flustered, apologetic smile plastered on her face as she desperately tried to think of a believable lie.

The two other horse girls just stared at her, utterly lost, while the faint, unplaceable smell of a thousand farts continued to waft gently from their serenely panicking friend.

And the writer's Xitter is even more depraved:

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I highly doubt that this writer is an actual woman though, given how detailed the farts and shit is in these fanfics.
 

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I highly doubt that this writer is an actual woman though, given how detailed the farts and shit is in these fanfics.
Remember the golden rule: if the fic is about shits, farts, and diapers, it's a man. If it's about piss, shibari, or vaginas 'drooling' or labias 'fluttering shyly', it's a woman.

If it's a profile talking about how much of a 'naughty girl' they are, it's a man. If their entire page is filled with yaoi or male homosexuality and there isn't a single post of actually attractive gay men, it's a woman/fujo/pooner.

Remember that CoD bunnypuppy AU that had human-animal hybrids that somehow co-existed with humans but couldn't read, write, or operate guns despite knowing what sugar and diabetes was? This is its spiritual successor: alpha male wolf hybrids with guns. It was written for that fixed Secret Santa AU that was managed by our Gypsy Queen.

Lines for this fic include:
- Wolf hybrids usually mated in the winter time, and he could feel the familiar desperate need to fuck rising in him.
- Sink him right down and rut into him until he shot his fat, wet load inside.
- his instincts were screaming at him to address the desperate feline hybrid so hungry for his cock and cum
We begin with our lupine hybrid making his way back home before sunset. He has a keen sense of smell, a trait possessed by all lupine hybrids, and the author makes sure to write that a winter storm is coming twice. For some reason, these lupine hybrids aren't just able to walk upright, they also wear boots and have opposable thumbs capable of making human structures. They're also capable of operating weapons as our alpha male wolf hybrid with a huge penis (and the author was sure to post that tag) is dragging a 250 lb buck behind him that has not been gutted or cleaned, so he spoiled the meat en route to his home. Not only that, his log cabin has a single oil lamp that has been on for hours, unsupervised, so his home in the middle of a clearing - that has also been written twice - would have gone up in flames. He places his kill inside the cabin and says that the cold air will 'keep it preserved', but still doesn't know you have to clean it of its intestines or else the meat will spoil. He was also carrying around a 100 lb backpack of equipment he did not use, and wishes he had someone to 'give him a massage' after carrying around all that extra weight he didn't need to.

Our wolf-human hybrid still has a beard - because we need that manly masculine lumberjack aesthetic - and he begins to smell something feline (one could say he has a nose for pussy). Other human-animal hybrids live in this Alaska-like territory on their own, and generally keep to themselves. Not much detail is given over what happens over skirmishes - whether they shoot each other, rape each other or piss on each other is not said. We do get a little background info a sentence later: hybrids represent 5% of the human population, and they can consist of wolves, panthers, bears, reptiles, horses, sharks, and dogs. Hybrids can create all sorts of phenotypes and offspring, and Jayce himself came from a wolf father and rabbit mother. Where the 'human' bit came from, and who decided to fuck an animal for the first time, is not said.

True to repetitive form, the author writes him picking up the hybrid scent twice, and he is aware that there is a feline hybrid in his house. He checks every room and does not find our pussy in disguise, and we learn that his 'nose is better than his eyes'. I wonder if our lupine hybrid is colorblind? In any case, he finds his little cat hybrid wrapped up in furs and blankets near the fireplace, naked and 'feral' who promptly goes on the attack. It's useless, of course, because those puny cat claws and dainty little bones are pinned in place by our giant alpha male wolf man here. We find out that our cat hybrid with a poofy tail and leg brace - because hybrids are capable of metalsmithing and can avoid paying state taxes and doctors to get them - is actually a pet because the collar he wears around his neck is frayed and falling apart. He's a naked runaway running around in sub zero weather who hasn't caught frostbite yet. Might as well let him warm up a bit first. We also get our 'the floor is made of floor' syntax: "Jayce had been away from his cabin at the time, and while his instincts called on him to give chase, he didn’t want to encroach on someone else’s territory. It wouldn’t have made any sense to chase even if he wasn’t on someone else’s territory."

He doesn't want to encroach on someone's territory because he doesn't want to give chase on someone's territory. Very high IQ. The author also writes - AGAIN - that our cat here belongs to someone, and writes AGAIN that he smells feline and felines don't come round these parts because lupines and felines don't get along (and in the business, we call this the 'opposites attract' trope). He asks if he is a runaway AGAIN and makes sure to establish that he doesn't mind him staying there as baby, it's cold outside. His nails also retract back into his nail beds, which don't really give the impression of claws but things no different than the fake nails black women get. Our feline intruder, by contrast, is silent and distrustful, staring at him with a stormy expression. That's OK though because he has a 'strength and dignity about him' and cheekbones that could sharpen an arrow.

Not one to turn away someone in need, he offers to make our little pussy some food. He offers venison - and I need to remind you that the buck he just killed has not been cleaned and is basically spoiling in his garage - and then notices our pussy's little breasts and nice pink nipples that have not turned black by frostbite. The author makes sure to tell the reader for the fourth time that our feline is naked, as if the prior three times did not make it clear. He begins to make his stew - which would take some time as he skipped lunch to go deer hunting - with deer meat from another kill and some wild leeks. Our feline takes the meal gracefully and there's a brief bonding moment between them. Viktor then speaks for the first time, telling him that the food was good, which shocks Jayce as he learns - and something the author writes AGAIN - that this is not a feral hybrid (it was already made clear three times that he was a pet, and not wild). Jayce looks upon this feline hybrid and remarks how beautiful he is, and reflects back on his time in the city. There, he had relationships with other hybrids - despite the author writing that they avoided the cities and live off grid to avoid discrimination and general harassment - and the author writes AGAIN that lupines and felines do not get along. Not that that matters, because our alpha male keeps looking at the 'enticing patch' of pubic hair on our naked fella and this thoughts go right back to that collar around his neck.

We learn - AGAIN - that Viktor belongs to someone as the collar signifies that he is in the sex trade. Certain hybrids with desirable qualities are sold to the highest bidder as sex slaves, because humans suck and only hybrids with -ahem - 'feminine traits' are sold. Jayce says he can't stand the commodification of said bodies and remarks that that collar he wears is a BDSM collar. It's against the law to sell hybrids like that but humans still do it anyways because they just had minorities. Viktor then tells him that no one will be looking for him as he is easily replaced. Jayce gives a sincere apology and remarks that felines an lupines have 'different problems', which is to say, they are different sexes and lupines enjoy lupine privilege to where they are not sold as commodities for human pleasure. Really smashing binaries with that one.

They talk some more and Jayce says that he spotted Viktor somewhere before asking how he managed to go so far off grid. He replies that felines are natural hunters and that his parents weren't around and was in foster care before the BDSM collar got slapped on. He says he prefers the wild, but that there are problems even with other hybrids because they want to rape him just like the humans do. Jayce pities him for this, knowing our little pussy needs protection and safety because lupine hybrids like him with big muscles and bigger dicks don't get raped. Viktor asks why Jayce hasn't kicked him out yet, and he replies that 'everyone needs a helping hand'. They bond over the short hour they've been talking. Viktor apologizes for scratching Jayce, but Jayce isn't offended in the slightest because A) they never really did any damage and B) he can get a sexual exchange out of this. He asks for his name in exchange for the claw marks, and Viktor gives him his name.

They bond some more and and air of familiarity and comfort takes over. Jayce thinks about how they would meet in the modern world because 'fate is a strange thing', despite the fact hybrids are not well-liked in human society and are, you know, sold as sex slaves if they are the feminine ones. Jayce notes Viktor's features next to the fireplace, noting his distinct cheekbones, his angular nose with a prominent bridge and his lips that 'look like they were drawn with a fine-tipped pen' (that is to say, no lips). His soulful eyes and magnetizing looks can't help but draw our lupine alpha male in, and he is so smitten that he offers Viktor a place to stay with no conditions. Viktor says he's never met someone like Jayce because he's being too kind towards someone who broke into his house. Jayce feels a 'possessive pang in his chest' when Viktor says he's 'too nice to be alone' and has offered to do more for him than anyone else. Noticing his particular affectionate look, Viktor then asks if he 'has a thing for runaways'. Jayce replies that he does not; he knows Viktor can take care of himself (he can't) and that he is just giving him a place to crash and figure things out.

When Viktor wonders where he is going to sleep, Jayce offers up his bed. He initially protests this, asking where Jayce intends to sleep, before Jayce insists it is alright. He examines the room to his liking as 'hybrids like to explore new places on their own.' It's from this point forward that Viktor decides to let his inner kitty talk and jump on that lupine hybrid cock.

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> Dipped down and nuzzled his face right into Jayce's beard, scenting him
Now I have to wonder if feline hybrids shit out toxoplasmosis to make people like them.
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> Tail flicking in happy, lazy swishes behind him
Funny how the tail is fine when his disability also involves his spine.
> Could sense Viktor inside as though a string physically connected them
A string will physically connect you: one gooey and and sticky like xenomorph slime.
> It made him feel more secure falling asleep knowing that he was marked as pack. As mate
I told you the feline-lupine rivalry thing was just a ruse. It's the classic trope of 'creatures never meant to breed together fuck like animals because the need for cock is too strong.'
> Viktor was safe
Always about safety with these people.
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> Small mouth
> Small hand
> His cock was big and those soft, slender hands tried their best
He's just uwu so smol.
> He felt pent up and wanted to cum
> The hand in his dream was going to make him cum
Oh wow I had no idea he needed to cum. Care to write it again?
> Wolf hybrids usually mated in the winter time, and Jayce could feel the desperate need to fuck rising inside him
That might be the case for wolves, but not felines. Longer daylight hours triggers their estrus.
> Something warm and wet
> It was warm and smooth
> Like his cock was being fucked up against a pussy
> Craved the velvety warmth of a pussy sliding against his cock
Took you four tries to say the same damn thing.
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> Viktor's clit was a fraction of the size of Jayce's cock
No shit. You are comparing a chicklet to a macuahuitl.
> It was a warm, wet press
We know, you said that four times already.
> You opened your home to me. I want to open my legs for you
Hey, free sex!
> Pressed against his warm core and desperate for a fuck
This is a real line.
> What if his last dom trained him to think this was required?
Is it not that obvious? He's wearing a collar. He was someone else's property . He's a feline with a feline sex drive. What else is there to know?
> He wrapped his hands around Viktor's small hips
It isn't 'his thumbs met in the middle' but it's close enough.
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> After I scent you earlier, I went right into your bed and touched myself
I guess the toxoplasmosis must come from his pussy, eh?
> Sink him right down and rut into him until he shot his fat, wet load inside
Me when I am trying to put icing on sugar cookies but the icing doesn't want to go in the plastic tube
> His instincts were screaming at him to address the desperate feline hybrid so hungry for cock and cum
This is another real line.
> His cock was penetrating Viktor, just the tip and an inch or two slipping inside
'Just the tip' and it's rupturing his uterus.
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> He moaned as he felt his cock stretch him
> To keep himself from rushing, from yanking Viktor down on his cock and burying himself to the hilt
What's this? The alpha male is showing RESTRAINT? That is a first - and from a pedophile author, no less.
> Kept lowering down, inch by inch, until Jayce was settled deep in his pussy
Hybrid felines have pocket dimension pussies comfirmed.
> Viktor was the tightest person he'd ever been with. Velvet smooth, dripping wet, so fucking hot
White pussy really does hit different, eh? Capable of ending worlds and universes. It's just that good.
> Used it as leverage to fuck his ass down
Unlike the other fic, he will not get fucked in the ass so he can't shit for a week. Maybe next time.
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> Taking his cock to the curved edge of his knot
If you are ever curious what these look like, they just look like a second set of balls.
> His pussy wanted it
I love how this is a real line.
> You feel like heaven on my cock
So is this one.
> Mimicking what it would feel like to have his pussy milking him
It already is? You just spilled your load - an amount that could be sold to the Amish as a milk alternative - and covered his hairy bush and folds. What do you think it was doing?
> If they had mated together, he would have been knotted on top of him until it softened
I find it funny that throughout all this talk of pussy milking and feline scents, his disability has never been mentioned. Just a one and done thing, eh?

They wake up and the snowstorm he smelled three times has buried their cabin. No one is going to bother them, so he puts a log in the fireplace and puts some coffee on. Viktor asks if Jayce is affectionate in the morning, and Jayce replies yes, because if he was really feeling it he would've snuggled his pet pussy in bed for hours. Viktor asks if this is a one time thing, and Jayce replies:
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Oh so we DO value monogamy and the nuclear family with fixed gender roles! I never would have thought that would come from a tradfujo who also writes shotacon! They really do sound like Matt Walsh sans diaper fetish every day.

In the fashion of alpha males getting into ruts and having trouble shoving away their amorous erections comes this entry with lines right off the bat such as:
- no one can tell that his cock is fighting a battle between swelling at full force and shriveling until it’s retracted inside of itself.
- Whatever synapses are firing cease to exist, and his instincts are wired to the command of matehimbreedhimmakehimyours and mommymommymommy.
- Your alpha, your mate, your knot.
- Out of instinct, he inhales the musky scent of heat, fuck me, knot me and growls
- Good—fuck—good boy, my darling. Sucking mommy’s cock, eating mommy’s pussy so well.
- He needs his sweet cum more than he needs to blow his load.
- If he were to die, asphyxiating from pussy, he'd die a happy man, the most noble death an alpha can receive
- Give it to me. C'mon, 'mega, wanna drink your cum
- He's ready for the first few splash of cum. He practically unhinges his jaw, so none of it goes to waste, letting it pool in his mouth
- His pussy gushes like a water fountain
- Just a little more and the alpha can slip into his hole. "Your pussy likes me. Rubbing my cock with their juices. See?"
- My cock likes you too. He's kissing your pussy back
- That’s why mommy is wet, isn’t it? He likes it when I’m being bad.
- “S’tight. You’re milking my knot, baby. Going to come and give you lots of pups.
- Want to make you a Daddy. Please, alpha! Give me your pups, wanna be fat with your litter
- He almost dies, pulling away from the omega's embrace, so it only makes sense that submerging himself back into the omega’s cunt revives him
- Ohhh, mommy, I'm sorry. Your pussy just feels too good, 's sucking me in like a magnet. Couldn't stop fucking you even if I tried.
- There's never going to be a time where you aren't leaking my cum. Bend you over your desk and stuff you full right before your lecture. My cum will be dripping down your thighs in front of hundreds of people. They’re going to know you’re mine, all of them will know you’re my omega. And when class is over, I’ll eat it out of you, make you come on my tongue.

I'd like to give lovingdelusions a standing ovation for providing the wackiest, funniest, and shittiest lines I've had the pleasure of reading. You are my new random_txt girl.
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Deer are not monogamous. They are polygynous and males will even rape females to death in order to 'spread their seed'. They don't engage in paternal care. Gorillas do, though.
> That's his dream, to give his future omega a family, one filled with unconditional love and acceptance
sounds awfully heteronormative. You want the white picket fence and the backyard barbecue, too?
> He definitely looks like a twisted psychopath, or maybe just a stupid one, using binoculars in an attempt to peer into his home
In the open like that? Yeah, you're pretty retarded.
> No one can tell that Jayce's cock is fighting a battle between swelling at full force and shriveling until it's retracted inside of itself
This is a real line.
> Begs him to come inside and ravage him like no other
So is this one. Imagine going outside and instead of seeing Cousin Eddie, you see a guy with binoculars trying to peer into his professor's house with a 12-inch erection tenting in his pants. I'd be calling DHS.
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> Religiously follows the omega's every lecture and move to the point he knows when he's fertile (read: ovulating)
> Denies that he would ever rack said omega's mating cycle despite admitting to doing just that
200 IQ.
>Matehimbreedhim mommymommymommy
We're not even trying with the trans thing. He is just a woman but we need the trans tag because a woman being stalked by a creepy alpha male gives these AFABs the Ick.
> It's a gesture a mother would typically do to her pup or close relatives
See point above. We are just making him a woman, complete with him baking cookies and walking around his house naked waiting for his alpha male to arrive like a scandalized housewife.
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> The alpha feels special
Monogamy and mate-guarding are helluva things, aren't they? It's amazing how people will admit they exist in *checks notes* Omegaverse.
> That would hold up in a court of law, right?
> Proceeds to argue that alphas can literally get away with anything because they're alpha males, including breaking and entering, stalking, and rape
A shame omegas don't have the Second Amendment. I would love to see these alpha males get their brains cleaned off the pavement from a 12 gauge.
> The scent of strawberries and slick flares each lie he tells himself
Oh, so pussy juice smells like strawberries. If it wasn't winter, he'd have every single wasp and ant on that thing. Hope our alpha male here likes some additional protein.
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> Miles of smooth, mole-littered skin, a blank canvas for Jayce to kiss, to suck, to mark, greet him
This is officially the third time I have found 'acres of creamy flesh' out in the wild.
> Like an elegant bird - perhaps a swan
Swans will hiss, bite, and attack you if they don't like you. They can take bits of flesh off easily. They are not the uwu dainty animals you see in Twilight. They are very much larger Canadian geese. The only thing they fear are Romanians who catch them and cook them for barbecues.
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> Smoky and warm like a campfire beach, slightly milky from the pup scent he's growing out of
So he smells like milk and dudebro campfire. Uh...?
> He suddenly understands why the old traditions insisted on the alpha chasing after their omega
Because you're literally animals and like the deer you emulate you'd rather rape your 'mate' until they take? Omegas are always these limp-wristed creatures when, in real life, animals that go into heat like pumas will attack males she dislikes or are too rough with her. They choose who gets to breed them. If anything, omegas should have nasty teeth and claws to protect themselves from alpha males, but they're just stand-ins for human women, so...
> Their scents mix together beautifully. Fruity and earthy. Smoky and sweet
Just smells like a frat boy barbecue to me.
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> He bets his fangs could pierce the material easily, sink into Viktor's skin and main his right to Viktor's heart
'Main his right' doesn't make sense. You're gonna claim his heart by eating it? What are you, The Thing?
> In every universe, you'd choose me every time, without fail
He's saying this after scouting him out National Lampoon style, with a giant erection in his pants and smelling strawberry-flavoured pussy juice. I couldn't come up with something more ridiculous if I tried.
> Sipping champagne is the closest thing that Jayce can compare it to
Mixing scents is like mixing alcohol, got it. What happens when someone lights a match? Do we have 40 proof omega scents?
> Mm Whatever I want, right alpha
If I see FUCK ME ALPHA UWU I am going to get Cousin Eddie's RV full of shit and dump it in your backyard.
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> The air is thick and heavy with arousal and desire
I guess it doesn't smell like champagne anymore, eh?
> His cock peaks out of his folds, just the tip, tiny and mouthwateringly erect
No, it is not a hermaphrodite penis. They don't go that route. It's just a roid clit. It is also laughably tiny compared to the monster our alpha male has. Chiclet to a didgeridoo.
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> Your alpha, your mate, your knot
Sounds like something the guy who hawked the Freedom Phone would say.
> Down to the plump flesh of his ass
He's got an ass, now?
> It's a messy affair, it's perfect
It sure doesn't sound like it. We went from tasting like champagne to strawberries and cinnamon. Who raided the Cheesecake Factory?
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> Spits a thick glob of saliva inside his mouth
Gross. I don't want a HAWK TUAH inside my mouth, thank you.
> The professor is so small
He's just uwu so smol and the alpha male is HUGE, WITH BIG MUSCLES AND A BIGGER COCK, READY TO SMASH AND BE MANLY
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Aww, look at that squeal! It's so masc!
> The omega muzzles into the imprint of his cock through his sweatpants
He's about to guzzle it like the US Army guzzles oil.
> Can I come into your nest, sweetheart? Let your baby in
I don't know, CAN you with those shitty lines?
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> I'm about to launch myself into the goddamn exosphere
He's about to become a shooting star, he could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now
> Please, allow my presence in your nest
He forgot to tip his fedora.
> Omega. My omega, beautiful and soft. So pliant for me
He's talking like how DeviantArt ERP'ers used to talk back in the day: cringeworthy and filled with false bravado.
> Back home, there are dozens of photos, news articles, and clippings of him on his wall
Wow, he even has the masturbatory shrine. Do you have a cum jar, too?
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> Jayce has adored Viktor's mind since he was a pup
That's not weird.
> Their palms fit perfectly together, the omega's hand cradled by Jayce's own
He's just go uwu so smol hands. So dainty and pretty and feminine!
> A rumbling purr bursts forth from Jayce's lips, nearly vibrating the mattress from it frame
I told you: Alpha Males have purrs that sound like V8 engines. It's not a gigantic Chevy driving through your neighbourhood, it's an alpha male signaling he's happy.
> The omega may as well rub his slick on the alpha's scent glands
For the record, their scent glands are on their necks. He's basically asking Viktor to rub his pussy juice on his neck.
> Out of instinct, Jayce inhales the musky scent of heat, fuck me, knot me, and growls
This fic is honestly making me LOL. It's so bad it's funny, with tons of quotable lines, and is the kind of bad you have fun with. It's not making me MATI for once with how offensively bad it is. It really does sound like something Randy Quaid would read for shits and giggles.
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> The fat of Viktor's labia, burying himself in the wild curls. You would think it would be difficult to breathe in such a humid environment
Tarzan bush so thick it has its own separate biodome.
> His tongue brushes along a rough bump a couple inches in
Along with having an alpha male physicality, he has the tongue of a Highland cow. Reaching the g-spot with it alone is impressive.
> The alpha eats pussy like a man starving
Cliché. It's also a line you'd see on a Temu t-shirt.
> Viktor's cunt is cute. It's begging Jayce to sink his teeth into the fat to see what colour it'd turn from the force of his teeth
Don't do that. Do we need a sign that says, 'NO BITING LABIAS'?
> Cocklet
> Ravage the omega's cock
You gotta pick one.
> He needs Viktor's sweet cum more than he needs to blow his load
I am IN LOVE with these lines. They are so fucking bad they can be used as gamer insults.
> If Jayce were to die, asphyxiating from pussy, he'd die a happy man
The death every heterosexual man wants, frfr
> Sucking mommy's cock, eating mommy's pussy so well
Another real line.
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> Pull away from the vacuum on his sensitive cock
Careful, it's a Dyson.
> Viktor's pussy is his. His cum is his. Jayce doesn't care how much of a greedy fuck he sounds like
The author sounds like a retarded fuck, but I thank her for giving me a genuine laugh today. These lines are great.
> Give it to me. C'mon, 'ega, wanna drink your cum
Lines so bad you'd find them in an 80s porno.
> Sharp canines scraping against the underside
Ouch.
> He practically unhinges his jaw
He's about to go Anaconda on that pussy juice. True to form, it gushes like a fountain like a true GTA firetruck. You love to see it.
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> Rubbing his aching, alpha cock along the length of his slit
What, we aren't getting a description of that glorious man meat? We'll never know if it's bigger than OhNovi's horse cock fic.
> Your pussy likes me. Rubbing my cock with their juices. See?
I cannot fucking believe this is a real line 🤣
> My cock likes you. He's kissing your pussy back
What happens when your cock identifies as a woman? Will you call it the gock it's meant to be?
> I'm a dirty, nasty, slick-loving alpha. It's disgusting
Andrew Tate when he's trying to chat up a chicken:
> That's why mommy is wet, isn't it? He likes it when I'm being bad
Another real line you wouldn't believe unless you read it yourself.
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> He's good with his words
The amount of quotable lines this fic has given me is proof of that.
> I feel you past my womb, in my stomach - oh Gods, you're in my throat
No, he isn't. If his dick was that large natural selection would have mandated that it grow smaller as predators would have ripped off such large cocks long ago.
> S'tight. You're milking my knot, baby. Going to come and give you lots of pups.
Another real line.
> Obscene noises of his heavy balls slapping against Viktor's ass
Just to let you know who the REAL ALPHA MALE is: it's whoever has the biggest balls. No balls = no males, simple as. I bet you those balls would fetch a pretty price in a Chinese black market.
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> Keep going. Make me a mommy.
This is a real line.
> Want to make you a daddy. Please, alpha! Give me your pups, wanna be fat with your little
We know what mommies and daddies are when it comes to SUBMISSIVE AND BREEDABLE omegaverse, but we like to pretend we don't know when those heteronormative cissies are talking to us.
> Breeding his omega was always the goal, but now that he knows Viktor wants pups, wants him to be the sire, that's all he can think of
So we know exactly who the sire is (the male, the sperm producer) and the mother (gestational carrier). We know what sex is in our omegaverse.
> Daddy. I'm gonna be a dad
Obligatory meme reference:
> Viktor's soft stomach distends from the head of his cock
> It's called a 'small bump' and compared to the size of a TENNIS BALL
I don't think this author has seen a tennis ball. Those aren't exactly small.
> His cum gushing onto Jayce's lower body
Remember: in omegaverse, the omegas squirt like GTA firetrucks, and the Alpha Males with huge balls can cum for hours and produce enough man milk to feed an Amish village. Don't tell these turbo autists who exclusively consume porn that healthy adult males only produce 5 mL of semen on average.
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> Leaving his body vulnerable to a predator
Well thank God that our uwu omega consented to this, because what would our predator do aside from roaring like some animal into the sheets and flooding his fertile womb with so much semen it'd clog the washing machine.
> Instinctually milking the alpha for all he's worth
Milking so much semen it'd bring the cost of milk down.
> As a young alpha, his refractory period is bound to be short
Yeah and your metabolism and caloric loss would require you to chug a few Gatorades. That's not including the blood loss going to that massive dick. Humans are the way we are for a reason. Omegaverse is like playing with the settings in 'Spore', but instead of creating fucked up sentient Pickle-creatures, you create humans who spray semen like a malfunctioning pasteurization machine.
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> He almost dies, pulling away from him, but his omega's cunt revives him
Pussy so great it revives you from the dead.
> Ohhh mommy I'm sorry, your pussy just feels so good, it's sucking me in like a magnet. Couldn't stop fucking you if I tried
This is a real line.
> Tits bounce wildly
What tits? He's flat.
> A ground technique for himself, so he doesn't hammer into him like a feral animal
You were already doing that.
> Letting his tongue taste the unique scent of milk and musk
Oh, great. He's one of those breast milk enjoyers who are most likely to hate their own offspring for taking their titty milk away from them.
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> His body already having produced the milk for his consumption and pleasure
I guess omegaverse never has a need for milk formula if they can produce it on a whim.
> You're sex reincarnate
You're smashing your face into a nonexistent valley of tits. Nothing in the front, nothing in the back. Ayyy caramba.
> Gonna breed you so good
He's saying this while Viktor is knocked out 😭

They wake up the next morning and exchange gifts. Jayce gives Viktor a mechanical butterfly and he is so charmed by it he 'has to repay Jayce somehow' and everyone knows what that repayment is going to be. The chapter ends with Jayce fingering his 'velvety pucker', because he's going to fill up that ass with alpha male man milk and give that rosebud a cream topping.

This was one of the funniest so-bad-it's-quotable omegaverse fics I have ever read. Expect these quotes to land in random_txt because they just cannot stay here.

YEAH BABY, A TRIPLE! Omegas really need to be put in their place like the filthy whores they are. What's an alpha male to do but be driven mad by their scent? The lines for this fic include:
- “It should be the only scent on you, you little fucking whore.” His cock throbbed between the girth of his thighs, needing, wanting to be buried in that wet heat. He wanted nothing else than to rut into him like a dog, but he almost wanted to hear him beg for it. “Show you how a real fucking alpha fucks."
- Your mouth is as greedy as your fucking cunt.
- Your hole already swallowed my whole cock. Can’t fuck you up into your ribcage. You’d probably like that, wouldn’t you?
- I bet I could find the right mechanism to disconnect to watch my cum spill out of you.
- I’m going to fuck you just like this until you cum from your little cock being teased.
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> It tasted bitter
> It was bitter
The floor is made of floor.
> To forget the olfactory abomination that made his every nerve writhe under his skin like specimens exposed to something offensive
Redundant. You could have ended it at 'under his skin' and it would have worked.
> It was the hormonal pattern of another alpha
And what do alpha males do when another alpha threatens their omegan property? A rape-off. The offending alpha male gets bitched in this affront to biology that merits consideration.
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> Experimental serums that he could replace if he really needed it
Then they aren't really experimental if you can replicate their formulae, are they?
> Could not give less of a damn exactly why he had come down to Zaun
> Proceeds to describe in detail why he gives a damn including fucking another alpha who fucked his omega first
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> He had always smelled like iron
Guess that omega pussy didn't get the memo it was supposed to smell like cinnamon and strawberries.
> Like the begging of a desperate dog
Again with the dog allegories. This is Giopara though, so white men really are dogs, lmao
> Reaching. Reaching. Hands that were reaching
Oh thank fuck. I couldn't tell what they were doing!
> Under a smaller waist
> His thighs were fuller and the hips were more wide set
When you undergo a full transformation to fix yourself and you still end up with child birthing hips. Nature really is a TERF.
> All that flashed through his brain was the scent of omega pheromones and being sheathed fully in a dripping, wet cunt
Nothing is more heteronormative than Omegaverse. We've got sex pheromones, child birthing hips, and promises of a good cunt fucking. What's not to like?
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> Fuck, I can't think
You got that right. The author was so horny she ends up talking about his rubber neck more than she does the size of this white man's cock.
> That rubber that climbed up his neck
> It was not quite like rubber. It was not quite like rubber
So what the fuck is it, then?
> It should be the only thing on you, you little fucking whore
Alpha males always love calling untamed omegas whores, and get away with it because that alpha male cock hangs down to their ankles.
> Show you how a real fucking alpha fucks
Because we all know alpha male = the biggest, baddest, muscly men with body hair and beards and the omegas are the ones with child-birthing hips and tiny waists.
> Deserved to remember how it felt to be bred during his heat. It was Jayce's duty to remind him
Because every Alpha Male Prime has to breed, reserves the right to breed, and ONLY breeds pussy. They are genuine pussy hounds that want to 'rut like dogs' and yet they are still called homosexual for some reason.
> He would have likely felt embarrassment that he was fully hard before they had even touched
So he was trying to be incognito in Zaun and yet was walking around sporting an enormous erection that he was ready to rape another alpha male with.
> Before he had even ripped at the crotch of loose-fit pants that the other man wore. Loose and drapey clothing
Redundant. Looks like we reverted to the queercatfan sentence structure.
> Viscous slick
Oh, so we're going with literal omega glue slick.
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> Sometimes the swell of that girthy cock brushed against anatomy that was unchanged. Familiar
You know that this is just repackaged heterosexuality because all these alphas want to do is mate with pussies, never fellow dicks. They know exactly which ones are the females and who is going to shut out their pups.
> The clit that had over time grown into a small cock
All that work and he couldn't give himself an actual dick. What's the point of transitioning if you don't want to mimic what ALPHA MALE GIGACHAD over here has?
> He would have split that waiting entrance open, he would have reminded Viktor who he was, who he belonged to. He would have fucked him.
> He didn't want him dead, just in his proper place. That place being Jayce's cock
You wrote the same thing twice, retard.
> Your mouth is as greedy as your fucking cunt
Sounds like it should be sealed up. Anyone want to hire a Gypsy FGM doctor?
> Almost distracted enough to not notice the warmth of the waiting hole that almost pushed itself into him
So he chokes him with his fingers enough to cause his vagina to...turn inside out and kiss his cockhead? OK, then.
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> Big words from a whore that goes around dripping in another man's scent
Me when someone steals Tom Ford's cologne
> Pheromones and scent and heat and Viktor. Above all, Viktor
You said the same shit twice, IN THE SAME FUCKING SENTENCE. How can you smell another alpha if all you can smell is Viktor, Viktor, Viktor? I know you want your hole stuffed like clogged toilet on New Year's but take a step back and proofread your work.
> Bending him in ways the body in its organic state could never have been bent
The author also writes that Jayce's dick is so big his new body 'parts' for him like he's shoving a bowling pin up there.
> Focused only on this body that was so, so familiar and so, so different. His body
No fucking shit it's HIS body, do you think someone else is there?
> The sensation of soft heat and wet velvet around his cock
I can't tell if he's talking about his pussy or his mouth.
> To draw out the sampling of the first time he felt this heat-slicked sex around him in more years than he could clearly recall
He hasn't fucked him in a long time. There. Stop being pretentious about how omega slick tastes like spiced honey and the undercarriage of a Ford SUV.
> Around his throat that was irritated by being fucked almost to the point that organic throat would transition to augmented tubing
This doesn't make a lick of fucking sense. He's not fucking his throat, but his pussy. Second, his throat is already augmented. What are we doing here?
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> The hips that he swore sat wider now, the waist that was more narrow, and the fact he was able to see the way his abdomen expanded to accommodate his cock
Oh, so he gave himself even more feminine attributes that declare that he is submissive and breedable. All that to show that you can identify all you want as a 'trans man', but you cannot identify out of your sex or your omega status. You just get bigger child-birthing hips.
> He could see his cock when he fucked Viktor
Must be cool seeing it move in rubber.
> Legs spread wide and lifted in a way they never could before
You wrote that already.
> Your hole already swallowed my cock, V. Can't fuck you up into your ribcage
Horsecock Jayce could. Can we get centaur Jayce to come over?
> He couldn't, physically, get the head of his cock any deeper than it was
> He could almost convince himself that he was deeper
Contradiction.
> How fucked was it that he could get his cock deeper, cervix, womb, deeper, he would?
Does this mean he is 'so deep' he still isn't brushing against that cervix because this new augmented vagina made itself longer? That would be an interesting concept. But in any case, no, you are already as deep as you can go. You cannot penetrate the cervix.
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> I bet I could find the right mechanism to disconnect to watch my cum spill out of you
The vagina doesn't work that way. Those augmented muscles are going to hold in that semen like it's the Three Gorges Dam. There is nothing to 'unplug'.
> He would track that other alpha down and kill him in cold blood
Wait until you find out what the twist is.
> All this time - gotta breed you properly
How very heterosexual.
> His own brain devolved
That implies it ever devolved past the 'eat, fuck, sleep' motions humans have kept since we began to walk upright.
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> It was pheromones, and heat cycles, the urge for an alpha to breed an omega
Why that sounds awfully 💕💖HETEROSEXUAL💞💝💝
> His own scent that resembled the scent of forge-flame, musk, and sometimes bergamot
FUCK YEAH, LOOK AT THOSE MANLY, ALPHA MALE SCENTS. SHOW YOUR SEXUAL PROWESS AND DICK IN A RIBCAGE WITH 🔥FORGE-FLAME🔥🔫MUSK🔫🦅AND🦅BERGAMOT. Show that ORATORY🏈OFFENSE🏈TO THOSE LOWLY CHUDS🏈ORDER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW

Also, it's 'olfactory'. Oratory is the art of speaking.
> The dribbling of his semen still spilling into the waiting cunt that held so, so tight
💦HE 💧GONNA🚿BREED🌊YOU
> The fact his mouth had been fucked
With his fingers.
> Gotta make sure what other fucking alpha is hanging around you knows you're not a free omega
🦅HE 🦅IS🦅MATE👏GUARDING👏
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> Four orgasms during his heat
So, the average.
> Pseudoalpha injections. That's why your cock is bigger
All that work and all he can manage is something smaller than his pinky finger. All those attempts to mimic an alpha and Nature is there to tell you You Will Never Be An Alpha. You are an AFAB omega, meant to be submissive and breedable.
> Crawl inside of his ribcage if he could
You'd have to take your dick out, first.
> Pheromones were fucked like that - he had to go again, and again, and again
I really want to know what the metabolism rates of these alpha male sex fiends. How much do they need to eat to produce so much pheromones and semen?
> He'd suck his cock next time, but he was too busy fucking him
You're talking more about those 🔥ALPHA🚒MALE🧨PHEROMONES than you are the fucking. We know he has a monstrous dick, but did we need to know he smells like a 'Forged in Fire' episode?
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> That waist that he was quite sure he could wrap his hands around
I fucking knew this line was going to be here.
> I'm going to fuck you just like this until you cum from having your little cock being teased
And it's still smaller than his palm, lmao.
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Aw, man. I wanted to see the alpha-on-alpha dick fight.

Stranger Things is not my fandom, but the Byler ship has won over Jayvik's last year record of posting over 4k fics in the month of December alone. While it does not have as many Explicit fics, they are screaming about the 'queerbaiting' of the show.
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Someone even bought a mobile ad in order to promote the ship.
 
The human pet shop AU is nearing its closure, and tigercristabel really does owe me a beer for the headache she has put me through. It's nearly (by the time it finishes, over 100k) words of pure slog, and had the benefit of being beta-read to boot. The lines for this chapter include:
- fragrant slick soaking his cock
The big reveal in the last chapter was that Viktor could speak all along, but that the shock collar he wore prevented him from doing so because his other alphas were waiting in the background like Hasan Piker waiting to shock Kaya. After mating (in their sterile courtship, might I add) and having some fun time together, it is now time to make food for Snowdown, their version of Christmas. Jayce goes to visit his mother who is elated to see him there, and Mel and Elora later arrived to give their thanks and joy for the season. Not all people are elated, though; Jayce sends Cait a message informing her of some 'big news', and she is angry that he waited four days for him to tell her he and Viktor have already 'mated'. She eyes Viktor's reaction as he eats her cookies - she didn't have time to bake a cake, but baked a batch of cookies - and Vi is there as well, albeit her reaction is more muted and gives our fellow alpha nu-male a high five. Cait then gives them a bottle of wine courtesy of her parents, and then leave with the batch of cookies and wine in tow. For a scene that was supposed to signify coming together and noting who and what is mating now, its importance ended within a single paragraph.

Not all gifts are glorious, though: they do get a gift from Silco, who only appeared once in this story in order to guide Jayce to a somewhat suicidal Viktor (a plot point that is, and never will be, brought up again). But that is overridden by Jayce meeting Ekko outside his lab with Isha, who asks if it is alright that he is here. We also learn that Isha was the one who taught Viktor sign language when that wasn't brought up at all aside from a single scene (and likewise, it was never shown that Jayce learned it, either). We then get into our first proper smut scene.
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> Happy pheromones
I bet it smells like a McDonald's Happy Meal in their prime.
> Fragrant slick soaking his cock
Does it smell like strawberries this time, or spiced honey?
> It should be insulting to his very purpose as an Alpha mated to an omega
> Viktor was still able to think, yet alone critique his arguments
I love how the author wrote this as something meant to be humbling yet it comes off as the most misogynist shit ever put to paper. Omegas can't even criticize Alpha males because their word is the law; if an alpha wants to be corrected or seek advice, they do so from another Alpha. This is also a character that has prided himself on being progressive and yet this was a thought that featured prominently in his mind.
> Give him the energy to bruise his omega's cervix
Now, the tags made it clear Jayce was trans as well. Where is this dick coming from? Does alpha male status grant you a dick regardless of your gender identity? If that is the case, why is he trans? Does this neo-phallus ejaculate and produce sperm? Is it even large enough to approach the cervix let alone bruise it? Dropping the fact he's trans like this so late makes me wonder how they are even 'mating' when the logistics of alpha male penis has not been expanded upon.
> The throws
This is beta-read. She meant *throes.*
> The slick dripping and walls pulsating around his cock was enough evidence
Again, is this a real penis? Like capable of shooting out gallons of sperm penis?
> Every time he sank his cock into those hallowed halls
This makes it seem as if his vagina is blown out. 'Hotdog down a hallway' and all that.
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> dragging the man even farther down his cock
If you are a trans alpha male, where did the dick come from? Did you need to take alpha male pheromones to grow one like the last fic mentioned?
> When a final surge of strength forced his knot in and he was buried to the hilt
I'd like to know how large this pooner alpha dick is, thanks.
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> Please Alpha, may I cum?
All that and he still does the UWU ALPHA shit I see so often. No, now can you please shut the fuck up?
> It was almost dizzying the sense of power that imbued, but neither he nor his inner alpha whose usual need for control yearned to take care of his mate
This is you admitting you don't want to do it because your 'inner alpha' just wants to fuck and breed and leave. There's a reason there's no mention of child support in Omegaverse whatsoever.
> Knew his dick would be raring for another go
Can this dick produce semen? Is it trans cum? Does it identify as semen? Do tell.
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> Sore but like a good stretch
I'd still like to know what our trans alpha male here is packing and whether it's the real thing.
> Making the testing that much easier without having to listen to fucking math
You are a genius. Listening to 'fucking math' led you to where you are.
> He carefully carried Viktor over to the main desk
> There was a bit more give in the tie so turning Viktor around to straddle his thighs was relatively pain-free
Yes, he was walking around carrying his pet omega like a fleshlight - and, mind you, his leg is ALSO fucked up - and then twisted him around like he's a loose screw. The physics of this sure do raise a few brows.
> How beautiful he'd always found the omega
> Beautiful despite the scars
> Viktor was beautiful
Can we get another 'you are beautiful in every single way, and words can't bring me down' aria? Reminder you bought him from a fucking human pet shop. That's the single most important plot point you seem keen on forgetting.
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> I am not so fragile I cannot handle a rickety work surface
> Tried to commit suicide back in Chapter 7
> Is forced to cook and clean because that's what house omegas do
> Is seen as fragile and incapable of engaging in STEM or any heavy-handed role in society
Lol. Lmao.
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> I don't want to lose it from my selfishness and demands or...give you cause to regret our mating
I legit preferred it when he was silent. Not because the butchery of his character was bad enough, but because it gets worse when he talks.
> The cooking and cleaning for one
Because omegas have to do domestic duties and their place in the home while alpha males can enjoy society to the fullest. We are breaking down gender roles, you cissy.
> Is sex with me better than with your previous Alphas?
Depends, did they have True and Honest dicks?
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> Says it's shameful to want to feel pleasure during sex with his alphas
> Is taught that the only purpose an omega gives is offering their holes for sex and that alphas are the only ones who can enjoy sex
> Alpha male with neo-phallus feigns outrage while engaging in and enjoying the privilege his secondary sex gives him
All art is political, remember - just not my omegaverse fanfics. It's just for fun and don't apply any of the theory I apply to everything else!
> It had taken months to draw out the deliciously wicked element of his personality
'Deliciously wicked element': a suicide attempt and a love for sugar cookies
> You are the most beautiful person I've ever met
You've said that four times already.

Despite saying that he 'teased the wicked element' out of his personality, Jaye still wonders what is going on in his omega's head despite his emotions being blatantly visible. The only thing wicked he is capable of doing is walking up the stairs unaided - his 'stick' only appears when it wants to appear - and eating with his mate. When Viktor learns Jayce wants to speak to Silco again, he seems bothered by it, but the meeting goes ahead anyways. Silco asks if Viktor received his card, to which Viktor replies yes, while having his arm held in a bruising grip. Silco informs him that he did not know the extent of his abuse until the Doctor (Singed) came to him about it, and said doctor kept his work and his 'walking stick'. He notes that his disability isn't so pronounced now that Jayce has been taking care of him (and erasing Viktor's disability or even curing it is seen as a big no-no among these people). He notes another alpha broke through the ice - as to who this is or what their importance is is stressed but never mentioned again - and that Singed is now in Noxus working for Swain while other appearances are in Bilgewater and Mount Targon. Honestly, Singed is a far more interesting character than any of these people.

In any case, they can't catch Singed or hold him accountable so he's off doing his own thing. Viktor ponders out loud what the lake could possibly mean, but Jayce doesn't answer. It sours the mood enough that when it comes to their bed time reading ritual, Jayce wants Viktor to read for once. He outright refuses and Jayce basically implies he's a retard with his 'what do you mean you can't read?' speech. As it turns out, he's somewhat illiterate because the script used in Zaun is a different one from Piltover, as the former stuck to the original and the latter incorporated new words. I included the rest because the way it's written is like R.F. Kuang shit.
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You would think this admission he can't read Piltovan script would be a big thing to reveal earlier rather than the second-to-last chapter. Syke! It's ACTUALLY revealed he CAN read it, but has difficulty translating some bits, and won't our dear alpha male pull him out of the retardation pit and show him the light of alpha male IQ?
> You like it though, right? Our work? You're not just enduring because I said so?
I mean, yeah, he is. He can't disobey an alpha's command.
> Losing my research felt like I lost a part of myself
It would've been nice to LEARN THIS EARLIER WHEN THIS WAS A FLESHED OUT CHARACTER and not the one-dimensional tradwife sex slave you wrote him to be. Holy fuck are these people stupid.
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> His heart ached to let the rest of the world know of his genius
They wouldn't care. Hell, you admitted YOURSELF that you are threatened by it because omegas cannot be smarter than alphas and - MOST IMPORTANTLY - are not allowed to seek education in STEM because it is viewed as being too rough for their 'fragile' sensibilities.
> Then the dam broke, and all he could do was cry
> Could only respond with more sobs
> Served to make him cry harder
He's crying over that and not, you know, buying a human from a fucking pet shop. Also, very masc to refuse to take accountability. Your Latina tears won't move anyone.
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> The voice of self-loathing were screaming at him
I legitimately do not give a shit. He had every option to change and challenge the society he lived in; he just cruised along like it was no big deal. These pooner tears mean nothing to me.
> The only way Viktor could fathom his existence with Jayce was if he was dead
Uh...? He wouldn't have an owner and would be back on the market to be sold. Maybe you should focus on civil rights for omegas?
> He'd condemned Viktor to being his mate
Should've thought about that before buying him.
> Can you teach me to read Piltovan, please?
Ah, see? He CAN read! He's only partially retarded, and not fully retarded like Forrest Gump. He is firmly in Fredo territory.
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His omega is only trying to be a good tradwife 🥰Who are you to refuse him?
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> I lied about being able to read Piltovan!
OH NO NOT A TWIST LIKE THIS NEAR THE END! He just admitted he can't read Piltovan at all, despite clearly being able to translate it!
> Can a man not want to cuddle his partner?
Can a man not enjoy a succulent Chinese meal?
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Literally all these people can do is panic, cry, and release their pheromones that must smell like fucking Calcutta in peak summer. Not very alpha male to sit there and cry; what happened to being offended that an omega was correcting you on your work because omegas aren't supposed to do that? Why are we talking about other alphas treating Viktor as a possession when that is exactly what you did? I genuinely think tigercristabel is retarded. She shoves a disabled man in a cage to eat food off the floor and then pulls this shit. You are not the progressive darling you think you are.
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Great. Now we have *checks notes* maybe 10k words or more to deal with the ending. I'm sure all of these things are going to be neatly wrapped up and we will have all our questions answered.

This is another entry for the fixed Secret Santa modded by teenage-fucker problematicism/omegaviktor. It's done by an artist and writer who drew her titular fave with heart-shaped nipples. This takes inspiration from a few roleplay accounts that are keen on making the brown man a dog-hybrid. They're in a Target to find baby clothes for their kitty-dog abominations, and proceed to fuck in the changing room. You really must be desperate to fuck in a Target changing room, bud. Lines for this fic include:
- Gonna let me slide right into you, huh? Stretch that perfect little pussy.
- Must be hard having to wait, huh? When your poor little cunt is already aching for me
- Maybe I’ll fuck your ass another time. We can come back here and repeat the experience.
- "Feel me right there huh? Right up against your womb. I’m gonna fill you up so good Vikor, gonna put a pup in you just like you deserve.”
- Gonna be so gorgeous when these get nice and full too. Gonna make so much good milk for our baby, for me.
- Gonna get you pregnant today...You’ll still fit into your wedding clothes in the spring, and then you’ll be so nice and round come summer, huh? Fuck, we’ll get you some nice sundresses to show off your perfect little tits, how’s that sound?
- Want me to knot your sweet little pussy, fill your womb with my cum?
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Why do they need to wear hats if they have furry animal ears that keep themselves warm?
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> The arrival of the holidays was a grand event in the Talis household
Yeah because they are LATINOS and LATINOS are DOGs, get it, dawg?
> How difficult it was to ignore every feline instinct which begged him to pull at it
Did your dog husbando legit fall in love with you or was it the toxoplasmosis you shit out that did it?
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You know you can buy online now, right? You don't have to go to Target of all places, and I know you are not in one of the good ones in a nice, clean area. You'd go to the mall or buy customized bulbs instead. You are literally going to middle-class to white trash Target.
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> Cat sees shiny thing, cat knocks over shiny thing
And this pussy will offer up his pussy for you to fuck. Genius, right?
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> Says it's perfect for a newborn
> Dog-hybrid says it could be for another one
Now I gotta wonder what cat-dog hybrids look like, and what evolutionary mechanisms were in place to allow it to happen to begin with. One thing for sure is: it's a dog with a dick mating with a pussy that has a pussy. Sounds awfully...hmm..oh I know: 💕HETERONORMATIVE💕
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> Unafflicted tone was a curse; an unbearably sexy, alluring curse
Does he sound like a bulldog or are we aiming for the big fluffy mastiff like what Kaya is?
> You are not seriously getting turned on by an ornament
He is because he imagines it shoved up your vagina. If it ain't shatterproof before, it will be now.
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> Despite the airs that Jayce was putting on, the swish of his tail and the flick of his ears was pure predator
I'm surprise any other animal hybrid is not picking that up, and in a Target no less. What kind of tail does he have, anyways? A big, bushy one or a thin one like a chihuahua?
> Barely looking at them twice
Because they are exhausted, but even then, a tired white trash customer service employee is going to notice. Hell, they are going to smell what you are doing in there.
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He's talking about not wanting to get caught despite talking loud enough for everyone - and if this entire universe has animal hybrids, that means they have greater hearing - to hear you talk about your partner's 'perfect little pussy'. I really want to see a bunch of pig-hybrid cops arrest you and make it a Florida man story.
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> Ears tucked down, a perfect picture of submission
Ah yes, because cats are associated with the feminine and to be feminine is to be submissive and breedable, right?
> Grab his chest and squeeze
What breasts does he have? He's flat.
> Must be hard having o wait, huh? When your poor little cunt is already aching for me
He wants Viktor to be quiet, yet he's speaking at a normal volume. The employee is literally outside the door, and assuming she is a hybrid as well, she can hear them. I'm pretty sure the Karen bitching to her is going to hear them, too.
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> The mess of slick already dripping from his cunt
Those are also solid floors. If you so much as let loose a drop, they are going to hear that shit like Mariah Carey is blasting in every store come December.
> Maybe I'll fuck your ass another time. We can come back here and repeat the experience
You have to be another level of desperate to want to do anal in a Target. Do it in a Tom Ford store; it's at least thematically appropriate.
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> His cock pressing snugly against his cervix
Guess he really is sporting the ALPHA MALE BARK BARK dick size of 12 inches. He got that dawg in him, and Viktor has another kind of sausage in his gut.
> I'm gonna fill you up so good, gonna put a pup in you like you deserve
This is a real line. He's also not whispering this, btw.
> Gonna be so gorgeous when these get nice and full. Gonna make so much good milk for our baby
I just love it how these are the same people who cry about dysphoria and how breasts trigger them so much they need to get them chopped off, but then write fanfics about how it's beautiful to see them nurse a baby after engaging in heterosexual sex to create said baby - while also calling that character a mommy, not a 'pregnant person' or the gender neutral terms they want YOU to use.
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> Gonna get you pregnant today. You'll still fit into your wedding dess in the spring, and then we'll get you sundresses to show off your perfect little tits
Oh, look at that! He's gonna give him the tradwife dress! Very masc and affirming! Makes you look so manly.
> Breed me
> You want me to breed you?
Yeah, he just told you that.
> Planted one leg up on the bench
I am guessing we are not dealing with disabled Jayce here, but S1 Jayce. A lot of these authors forget that he wore a brace too by the end.
> Clit
> Little cock
Pick one. We know that kitty cock is nothing compared to the masculine, canine cock. Bark bark these inches, bitch.
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> his pussy clenching and trying to milk his cock
Enough. His dick isn't an udder.
> Take my knot, let me breed you
And when he inevitably floods those insides like the Yellow River floods inland China, the author forgets that Target floor are not carpeted. They can hear that shit spill. So now a poor employee has to wipe up dog cum AND smell it because you decided to fuck in a Target changing room.
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> This place is really understaffed
Are we forgetting the woman who was right there that you 'snuck past' to fuck in there? You are lucky she isn't there with the cops because you can and WILL be arrested. But we can't have our dog hybrid get a little handsy in the county jail from the other hybrids like Tyrone and Joaquin. It is a FIXED event; brown-men-as-dogs are the top, and the dainty pussy owners are the bottom! No baubles are going to tickle that prostate, son!

Since we are on the ALPHA MALE PRIVILEGE train, here is another entry for the fixed Secret Santa. There's nothing better than reserved, humble, dainty, feminine omega scoring the alpha male with all the privilege in the world and then siring his pups for their white-picket fence family. Author 'apologizes' for her 'toxic seme', which is really just her bullshitting and finding a progressive way to show how brown men are dogs who need to be put down. Protect our dainty white women Omegas. Lines for this fic include:
- Can I knot you? Shit- 'm gonna knock you up. Don't have to worry about those suppressants anymore.
- He swallows each promise, nodding at them, something deep in his core responding with a satisfied purr, his Omega soothed by the way Jayce fills him up so completely. His thoughts dissolve into a single chant knotknotknot, utterly cock-drunk.

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> Wherever Jayce goes, Viktor follows suit
Because omegas having autonomy is an unheard of concept.
> Tall and broad-chested, preening with pride in a way that intimidates even the average alpha
Did you know he's an alpha male? I bet you couldn't with all these descriptions of sexual dimorphism and how he's a BIG MANLY MALE with pheromones that smell like volcanic ash. Which, by the way, is odorless; what you smell are the gases released from the volcano. She is basically saying he smells like rotten eggs and sulfur with notes of mahogany and lavender. Disgusting.
> He's the textbook image of an archetype Alpha who's never had to question their role in society
So male privilege. These are the same people telling you they cannot read female stories because it makes them 'uncomfortable' but this is fine.
> His secondary gender is shrouded in mystery
His primary gender isn't, because even when he identifies as a man, he gets complimented for his 'sickly sweet scent' and HAS LITERAL PINK SKIN. Very fucking manly, being an uwu omega with dainty, child-birthing births who are only ever treated as accessories.
> A disabled Zaunit paraded by an affluent Alpha like he was some indulgent accessory
OH NO NOT YOU BEING DISABLED WAAH WAAAH YOU'LL NEVER GET PICKED NOTICE ME SENPAI
> Possessive grip around his waist
I am calling it: his waist is so small his thumbs meet in the middle.
> Deathly glares at other Alphas with an arm slung around his shoulder
Mate guarding sure is hot, isn't it?
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> Alphas are instinctively territorial over their belongings. Family, friends, lovers, marked property
Oh, so they are like dogs, pissing on things to mark their territory and fighting each other over things they claim is theirs. Who made them that way? Who created that system? If it sounds awfully patriarchal - it is. They only ever make 'cis males' the alphas.
> Tailored vests, a neatly tied tie, sleek hair, trimmed fingernails
I like the implication that he, as a disabled person, is now allowed to be clean.
> Sway of his hips
He sways because he has a disability, you fuck, not because he is doing a 'come hither' Shakira dance. Also, nice way of clocking him because the only sex that 'sways' their hips are FEMALES.
> His frame smaller
He's just uwu so smol.
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> Blushes a little, a lovely red
D'awwww ain't that cute. The uwu omega is blushing because he wants a tasty treat and the big mean alpha is getting all protective.
> Black tea, honey, sweet milk
Notice how his scents are distinctly 'feminine', whereas Jayce, the 'cis male', all has masculine, MANLY MALE scents (even though he smells like rotten eggs). No one demonstrates sexual dimorphism and sex differences better than omegaverse fans. This is literally their mindset:
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> Caging him the way a wolf would a startled deer
Jumping right into the 'alpha male as predator and omega as prey' schtick.
> Jayce is always like that, all consuming of Viktor's personal space. As if entitled to it
Almost as if he is because he has innate male privilege.
> Dangerously low voice that make him press his thighs together
Who cares if this alpha male with the rotten egg scent is caging you in? He's got a sexy voice and makes that pussy drool. What's not to like? Pass me the tissues.
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> Trying to leverage his authority to coax Viktor out of his decision
Abuse is OK and hot provided he identifies as an alpha male. Someone should have told Amber Heard or Robin Givens that.
> He's an alpha and Viktor is an omega after all. A naturally occurring chemical reaction
Wow, that sounds awfully 💞HETERONORMATIVE💞
> Sugary smell on his nostrils
Smell that dainty, feminine omega scent. Omegas NEVER smell bad, are hairy or gain weight. They're perfect, pink-skinned child-birthing hip havers that are only there to shit out pups every month.
> He's been using strong scent blockers that only worsen his already waning health
Sounds like taking shit that messes with your endocrine system is bad for you, but what do I know?
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> Scenting tools in the lab
That means he's rubbing shit like hammers and wrenches against his neck so our alpha here spends too much time wanting to shove said wrench up his pussy rather than work.
> A callous assumption. Jayce is just like any other alpha
So what you're telling me is that he's engaging in toxic masculinity but that it's OK because he is an alpha male and It's Just Biology, Bro.
> He's naturally perceptive and calculated
And he has to talk for the omega because he just doesn't have the mind for it.
> As if begging for Jayce to be the one to finally bred him; to take off that burden and fill him full of pups, fulfill his purpose as an omega
I'm so glad that all omegas have to look forward to in live is an idyllic 1950s America: staying at home cooking and cleaning, tending to the children, having nothing but children, buying vacuums and kitchen supplies out of magazines and waiting for their alpha male to come home with a nice roast on the table. There's nothing else for them in life; if they fail in their reproductive capabilities, they are no longer an omega.

If that sounds like incel talk to you, it is. It's just wrapped under omegaverse and written by a fujo who wrote this entire thing under the guidance of pedophiles.
> It makes him so angry seeing his partner demeaned
"I am the only one to demean him, dammit! I AM THE ALPHA"
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> Jayce is not a stalker
> Proceeds to describe the ways he is indeed a stalker, down to having fantasies of his pet omega wanting to be picked up like a princess bride
> Later assumes said omega is cheating on him and is a slut by sleeping with other omegas
Peak characterization right there.
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> He should be grateful it's Jayce watching him. Any other Alpha would have staked a claim on him
That is to say: he needs to be thankful he is stalked by ALPHA MALE LATINO DOG here because he'll rape nicely, whereas other alphas won't.

Also: an attempted rape scene that leads right into sex? Really?
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> Growling at the blatant violation of Viktor's boundaries
But it was OK when he did it. He can do it because he 'claimed' this poor, disabled omega who no one loves and needs to be Picked. Him getting angry at other alphas taking offense at Viktor 'taking up space' like he's disposable is exactly what he did a few paragraphs earlier.
> I'm not a prostitute
Too late, the fandom has already decided you are Maiden, Mother, and Whore.
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This is the same author who wrote him as having a 'sway in his hips' forgetting that his hips are like that due to a congenital condition. But hey, all omegas are fragile like that. Century Eggs have more give than them.
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> His heat is in full swing
Aw, isn't that nice he was there to protect him from a rape just to gain easy access to pussy? This is one of the cheapest and below-the-knee tropes there is: taking advantage of someone's trauma from nearly being raped just to fuck them instead. Just Omegaverse things.
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State-mandated sex slaves really are possible provided it's omegaverse.
> He looks fucked out already
You would never know he was nearly raped.
> Like some weak Omega
Bitch, you ARE weak. You aren't taken seriously by anyone, including the alpha male you think loves you. All he wants out of you are pups. That's it. It's your 'biological imperative' to reproduce and gestate children.
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> His thumbs stroke the delicate curve of his foot
> His fingers curl around it without effort
Aww, look at that dainty omega foot. I bet you can slip it into a Lotus Slipper. Are there beauty standards around tiny omega feet, by any chance?
> Breathing in that first taste of sweet milk
Meanwhile he'll be waking the fuck up because your scent is like smelling salts. You can bring a corpse back from the dead with that.
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> He nudges his plush lips open
What plush lips? He's got the worst kind of white boy lips: thin enough that dental floss can cover 'em.
> His mother always told him that if there's something he wants, don't give up
Easier said and done when you are an alpha male and you are afforded those privileges.
> He wants him unaffected by his biological need
Oh so we know what biological need is, now? Funny, that. I was told for years that there was no such thing and that we're all blank slates. Leave it to omegaverse authors to sound like Steven Pinker.
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> Already pitiful nest that consists of rags
Because omegas always have rooms filled with loose clothes and items that show that they are a omega. If it doesn't look like the 'damn bitch, you live like this?' meme, they are ignoring their biological imperatives.
> It fits perfectly into his hands
An ass that small should be worthy of embarrassment, but he's got those yeti punchers so I guess it's not too bad.
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> Coaxing his spine into a curve
Are we forgetting he has bolts in his spine?
> Instinct clawing at control
The only time we care about instinct and biology is when an ALPHA MALE, FUCK YEAH needs to breed.
> Ah fuck, you're dripping
> Big...
Oh, for fuck's sakes. If I see UWU ALPHA FUCK ME BREED ME I am going to lose it.
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> A thigh gap
> Both of his thighs are the size of one of Jayce's
That ain't a thigh gap. That's a gap the 9/11 highjackers could've flown through.
> Manages to say modest yet whorish, lewd
Madonna and the Whore archetype, just like all alpha males desire. They want a virgin who's also legendary at sex.
> His surprisingly trimmed pubes
Are omegas all sporting Tarzan pubes? Are there laws against trimming said pubes? I must know.
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Surprise, surprise: our dainty, pink-faced omega with tiny feet and swaying hips is a virgin. Our alpha male assumed he wasn't because all omegas are whores while also simultaneously at threat of repeat rape by other alpha males. What a society to live in.
> The rumours get to him sometimes
Omega sexuality is punished; alpha males are allowed to fuck whoever they want without social consequence. Who does that remind you of?
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> Nods dumbly
See? He's a dumb whore who needs to get fucked because that is his only purpose in life. All intelligence is drained for the need for cock. He's so empty, uwu. Fill him up, won't you, senpai?
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> The situation shows Viktor can't take care of himself
Wow, that certainly is ableist. I was told that disabled people can take care of themselves and suggesting they're too weak to manage their own lives is discriminatory. Why, then, is it fine for them to write a disabled person being so uwu disabled and weak that they need an ALPHA MALE DOG to take care of them?
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Yes, he planned to get fake-raped to get Jayce to like him and take him to bed and mate him. What a 200 IQ plan. It certainly can't go wrong with an alpha male who believes he's owed vagina and pups because It's Just Biology, Bro.
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> Unprepareed virgin pussy
> There's no comparable feeling to the pull of an omega's heat around you
You don't say. An alpha male with a giant dick gets to claim fresh, white virgin pussy? It's just like one of my hetslop bodice rippers!
> The tip of his cock kisses his cervix
She later writes that it 'breaches' it, and I wholly encourage this fujo to go get an IUD and have the OBGYN pinch her without anesthetic to see how that feels like.
> I'll make you my little wife
> I'm gonna knock you up, don't have to worry about suppressants any more
Oh, wow! Yet another fic where the transman omega gets knocked up and has babies and walks around like the precious, dainty tradwife they are! That's not at all fetishistic and shows that they don't even view themselves as real men!
> His omega soothed by the way Jayce fills him up so completely
And all he had to do was fake a rape.
> His thoughts dissolve into a single chant: knotknotknot, utterly cock-drunk
This is a real line. I thank retarded fujos for writing this so other people can see that they really do, at their core, want to live our their cottagecore lives with nice Aryan babies. They just don't want to wipe asses or deal with husbands getting fat and sitting in front of the TV.
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> Taking him apart from the inside, girth reducing him to something mindless and docile
Oh, so the meat tenderizer size. You aren't being 'made docile', but you will require surgery for your torn out vagina.
> He feels something swell inside him, stretching him impossibly wide. For a brief panicked second he thinks that he can't take it, he'll die
For once, I really want to see this fucking tradwife omega just die from these monstrous, amorous unions. Have these alpha males finally be spayed and neutered for being a danger to their mates. No more 'It won't fit' 'I'll make it fit', more 'Sir, you just caused a vaginal prolapse. You aren't getting any pups, but you are getting a $250k medical bill.'
> He feels his cervix being breached
*deep breath* YOU ARE NOT PENETRATING THE CERVIX. IT IS NOT GOING TO BUDGE. FOR THE LAST GODDAMN TIME, IT ONLY EXPANDS FOR CHILDBIRTH. YOU. ARE. NOT. GETTING. YOUR. DICK. INSIDE. FED BOY
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> Handled with the same care one would give a newborn fawn
You're about to be handled with the same care as a freshly shot moose.
> Cervix throbbing with every breath he takes
Yeah that's an ER visit. I guess it's their omega biology that protects them but I will just assume the author is simply retarded. The cervix is not meant to be penetrated. Go get poked up there and see if you like it.
> Pussy clenching, gaping around nothing but water
I bet you could shove a loofah up there and a back scratcher no problem.
> Jayce deserves a proper omega, someone unbroken
You can fuck right off. I am sick of these, 'Oh I'm so brokennnnnnnnnnnnnnnn why won't someone love meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' shit. It's all so very female. It's the shit you see in YA books. You clearly are not crippled and retarded enough to shit out four kids, so get ready for the birthing bed. Pregnancy is the only thing your broken body can do.

As this year comes to an end, you've seen many, many fics, many crazy lines, and crazier authors. This one has been featured in a DNI list and she goes by the name 'ukeviktor' on Twitter. As you can expect, she operates by fixed dynamics - her 'fave Latino' always tops - and eagerly participated in an event that is generally unnecessary as the fandom loses their shit when their Diesel Dom gets a pickle tickle. Let this line set the stage:
- And then he remembers–virginity, he is a virgin, cherry unpopped, ripe for eating, filled with hope and longing and thirty-four years of reading romantic-erotic books he’d spotted on a worn bookshelf, and he wants this. He wants to be fucked, to be taken.

If you want to skip this one entirely, I'll just tell you this: it is your basic, feminine-brained dream of an AFAB losing their virginity by a gentleman, with the 4th wall break known among fujos (it is the 'see? I'm better than those erotic book authors!' thing). Not exactly a horror, but since this author cavorts with pro-shippers and some seedy people, I'll be keeping an eye on this one.
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> His firm thigh the size of two
He's just uwu so smol.
> With him under him now, he has a hard time remembering how the topic had been brought up, virginity
Yeah that's something you randomly bring up in a conversation. Just what real doods do.
> Inexperience, intact virginity
> He's a bit shy, timid with his body and his obvious interest
Man we are really leaning into the 'shy girl who's never had sex has a real Adonis to take care of her' trope, eh? Sounds like your basic hetslop. It's also not remotely in-character because this character isn't really shy and he's not timid, either. 'Reserved' is the word you are looking for.
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> You're beautiful
*Christina Aguilera song plays*
> No coupling has resembled this, no woman has drawn him in like this
Yes, the author wants to make sure she is differentiating those icky cis women from the legendary, pure, closed-off vagina haver that apparently makes one gay. This vagina is different because it belongs to a True and Honest man, with pale skin and a shy, delicate shell that will make you wonder if this isn't some 80s movie where the shy wallflower gets her petals plucked.
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> He is an overwhelming person at times, he is aware of this
This is the most SFW version I've read with these traits. Normally, when these words are uttered, he's a rapist alpha male dog who can't wait to claim his 'mate' and mark his territory. No doubt that is the kind of shit the author bookmarks, so it's strange seeing it in a context where he's written in a...polite manner.
> Shame spreads from his head and down to his toes like wildfire in a fertile forest
Why would he feel shame as a trans man? Shouldn't they be proud of who they are? Also, 'wildfire in a fertile forest' is very on the nose. Gotta make those seeds EXPLODE, baby.
> He has never looked so beautiful
And 'beautiful' in this context means exposed hip bones and a body that resembles Nicole Ritchie during her heyday. Nothing sexier than fucking a skeleton.
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> His bed isn't very big
He has money now. He should invest in a bigger bed for greater support. Keeping a smaller bed like that makes me think he's living in a teenage girl's room. The fact the bed is so small our giant Latino dog's legs slips over each side is actually funny to think about. It's like riding a giant pool toy.
> It's the first confident action he's taken, something done of his own will
Awww look at that. Our lil wallflower is finally taking their first baby steps! Ignore how this was the same character who recommended breaking into a lab and engaging in a dangerous scientific experiment. He's just so shy, tiny, smol and innocent!
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> Rips apart, akin to an excited child on Christmas day
Uh, that doesn't give me the mental image you want it to.
> Revealing a well-kept, trimmed patch of hair
Whaaaaat no Tarzan pubes? Damn, you know things are changing when the pubic biodome is going the way of the dodo.
> He is reminded of old, worn erotic magazines
> Those pictures of beautiful women did little for him
> Is later attracted to the same genitalia and yet convinces himself he is homosexual because of it
Right. I also want to know where these magazines are and when they were published, because everyone watches hardcore pornography now. Pinup magazines have gone the way of the dodo (x2).
> Slight curvature of his waist, his hip bones sticking out
Nothing like a snatched feminine waist with hip bones and ribs you can play a xylophone on. Peak femininity right there. Not heroin chic at all.
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> He is scorching and slick, and wondrously tight around the digit
Me when I need to see if my pizza pocket is hot after I microwave it
> He is young, too virile, too desperate to feel the warmth he'd felt around his finger, to get to know it and revel in it
Pussy really do be like that for a man.
> Perhaps he should've said sex, I want to have sex with you, I want to take your virginity
Wouldn't have mattered; it would have sounded the same anyways. 'Can I fuck you?' sounds a lot less cringey.
> He remembers: virginity, cherry unpopped, ripe for eating, fillled with hope and longing and thirty-four years of reading romance-erotic books he'd spotted on a worn bookshelf
Yes, this is a real line. Second, the sex that reads porn vs watching is are women. This is a very female-centric behaviour and one of the greatest tells that fujos do not know how men operate. The obsession with virginity and things being 'pure' might be a male trait, but reading bodice rippers? I know what you are.
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> It is hot, it is so hot, and slick, and overwhelming
Me when the pizza pocket is actually hot:
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> I'm so full
Yeah, I'd be too if I had a Pringles can up my hoohaa.
> He's so slight, so small in comparison to himself, and his cock in front of him is no exception
He's just uwu so smol, and that dick is so huge it could probably break his ribs.
> That is all it takes for Jayce to do exactly that, to drag his cock all the way out, just to slide it back in
Missed opportunity to use 'slam'.
> He never wants to fuck anyone else every again
Monogamy and 'til death do us part' is very trad.
> He emphasizes this with a thrust that presses the crown of Viktor's head against the headboard
Imagine if he gave him a concussion, lmao. Nothing like a TBI on top of that cherry getting popped, eh?
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> He's cumming harder than he ever has in his twenty-three years of living
He's 24. This also implies he never masturbated because good, trad AFABs don't masturbate or use toys.
> Like a boy sleeping with his highschool crush
Very trad and heterosexual for an author on a list that has a bunch of shotacons on it. This was remarkably tame compared to what I've read. You'd never know what this user has gifted a fic to a pedophile.

Another day, another instance of a proud dood admitting they dislike being called a pedophile for...writing pedophilic content.
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"Age kink smut" and it's a teenager getting raped because you wish your rapist was as hot as the fictional character doing the raping. Why would you be worried about rumours being spread about you when you just admitted you have 'pervasive' desires around 'age kink'? Why worry about it at all when - oh.
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Anyways, here are the hugbox comments.
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"Antiship being garbage" and the only thing you care about is your rape and shotacon fic...curious, that.
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That's nice. A majority of them don't do that; they just admit to being pedophiles and that it gets them off. See the many examples I have posted in this thread.
 
The more you know, the less you want it to stay the same: tigercristabel admits to having a stepmother with emetophilia, the kink where you get turned on by vomiting. She has used it as inspiration for this Fixed Secret Santa entry, along with using an anus as a human toilet. Get that shithole squeaky clean with this one simple trick!
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Itchy. Tasty.
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> He's horny. Hornier than he's even been in his life
That sex pollen be hittin' different, fr fr
> The scent of clean laundry, old books and sweet milk
> Remains in his lung, the scent thick and cloying
So he smells like a Chinese laundromat. OK.
> Needs his hands, his waist, his everything
All this and we still get the 'BTW I'm trans' reveal. It goes as you expect.
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> Something else tightens too
Your own asshole, or your pants?
> His partner's face is pale
> His face is pale
Thanks, we get he's pale and that his pupils are very dilated.
> Something raw, animalistic, and hungry
Gotta have that brown man be the animal, woof woof. Rules of Nature and all that.
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> Jayce feels his mouth gape like a fish
Oh I know something else that is going to be gaping.
> Temporarily subduing his body's urge to fuck his partner senseless
Any hole is a goal, fam!
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> The power of gravity on his side
He's talking about kissing with tongue like he's Starscourge Radahn holding back the stars. You are just sticking another muscle into someone's mouth, you aren't going zero G.
> I wasn't born as a man, it's something I chose for myself, if you know what I mean?
Well, as convenience has it, our dear cis male has never been with a 'man' with a vagina either! If you think this would turn him off, let alone being deceived from the get-go, you are dead wrong. He is just going to have anal the old fashioned gay - I mean way.
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> Coconut oil
So glad this proud bisexual/gay man knows how to use proper lube, even in the throes of animalistic sex. It appears the sex pollen has loosened that asshole, too, because he sticks that big man meat in there no problem.
> In contrast, being proud of the size of his cock seems ridiculous
> Just a happenstance of biology
You don't say. A man is proud that he's above the average of 5.5 inches and packs a 10 incher? A real meat grinder? A Grand Slam Beef Bat?
> He's not proud of its length and girth, he's very well-aware of it
He's not proud of his World Series Slammer but he uses it to maximum amount to carve out his partner's insides and make a toilet out of it? Whatever you say, fam.
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> His next thrust is a slam that knocks the air out of both their lungs
He's aiming for a three-run grand slam.
> Now when he'd sheathed himself in something that feels like it was made for him personally
Sex pollen, a lot of lube and I assume ass practice will do that for you.
> Buttery walls
If there were any muscles there to begin with, they're going to be slammed flat.
> Punching up into his guts to rearrange them in his image
AKA his intestines are going to look like the shape of his cock, so when he takes a shit, he'll have mini shit dicks. Fun.
> Carves him out from the inside
Cliché. He ain't proud but he is proud he is turning that ass like a blade on Forged in Fire.
> A plug perhaps
Bear Grylls would like to know your location.
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> The change in the ma's facial expression suggests that might not be a good thing
You don't say.
> Leaning back so the torrent of fluid splatters behind him
> It sounds watery
> He hopes the *thin consistency (this is beta-read) is helping
> Causes his anus to convulse around his cock
That's not the only thing vomiting like that does: it forces your bowels to evacuate. He'd have a very nasty mess to clean up as well as loose shit in his foreskin that will take ages to clean out. Pooners aren't really into the shit fetish as much as troons, so you won't see this even if it is for a fixed Secret Santa.
> You need to pull out...I'm disgusting right now
That piss up your ass ain't gonna help the shit coming down the chute.
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> Don't you dare call yourself disgusting
He says, as he does this:
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> Trying not to wince at the many globs of combined slick he mops away.
That includes four dumpings of semen, lots of vaginal ejaculate, and the piss enema. The best part? He leaves it there for hours because he can't be arsed to clean it. Well done turning your lab into a biohazard.

This was done for an artist called Flowerzips, whose art I kinda like (some pieces are downright creepy), and she was the one who gave tiger the prompts. Reminder, this is the same author who put disabled Viktor in a cage and made him eat off the floor. Now he's getting piss enemas. There is only one more frontier to go, and that's the Dadson week that comes up tomorrow. Get prepared.

I hope everyone had a splendid New Year's Eve and a new year. We begin a new year of horrors with another ABO fic, done for the fixed Secret Santa event. English is not the author's first language, but she knows what a breeding bitch is. Alpha males won't resist you and your defective body with this one simple trick!
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> That was a fact of life
"He was a boy. She was a girl. Can it get any more obvious?"
> He was an omega, doesn't matter how defective his body was. And that traitorous bitch
Glad we are still sticking with the trend of being 'ableist' provided we write for a certain ship. If a normal person were to say he was defective, these people would be making tweets on how disgusting and out of touch they are. But since it's omegaverse, it fits the bill of the poor uwu broken doll getting loved by the Adonis.
> So what if his partner was an omega's wet dream
You know a woman wrote this when:
> Like coming home after a long journey
Ugh, there's that queercatfan sentence structure again.
> Sweet and tasty
Oh man, you are in for a treat once you find out all the scents this omega goes through.
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> Smelling his alpha scent had easily been explained away as 'fresh air had done him good'.
There are no windows that can be opened (at least easily) in the lab. He's going to know his alpha male scent is having an effect on you.
> When he felt the slick wetting his underwear, he simply prayed to Janna that he was found by some good beta
He needs those state-mandated sexual companions to make sure his 'fuck or die' switch isn't turned on.
> To his eleven heat in his life
You mean eleventh? Even so, none of this makes sense, ESL aside. It's just bad writing.

Ah, and our girl Mel still gets shit on for telling Jayce how to act like a politician when he was the one who needed teaching. I don't know which professor he's shitting on, but it better not be Heimerdinger, because even he felt guilty after kicking him off the Council.
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> Sweet omega scent, only now it smelled putrid as if he was in big distress
> Strange combination of really warm and pleasant vanilla and honey combined with putrid milk and pungent onion
I don't think this author knows how scents or smells work. It is insanely difficult to get spoiled milk out of your nose because it permeates EVERYTHING. A dash of honey is not going to erase the closest thing to a bloated corpse. As for pungent onions, THAT is going to be overbearing, too. What this author is trying to convey is that he smells like a mix between an NBA locker room and an Italian woman's kitchen.
> Really childlike nest
> Alpha is with me, yes yes
Fucking hell, we're going with the UWU FUCK ME ALPHA dialogue where he is so retarded he cannot function unless he has a dick inside him. 'Anime brained' doesn't even begin to cover it.
> An omega clinic or even one of those emergency compartments
I told you, it's fuck or die for them. You don't get state-enforced homosexuality, you get state-enforced sex workers that totally does NOT sound like The Handmaid's Tale.
> A qualified heat partner
He says, while being the qualified one, get it?
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> I'm your alpha, and I was being bad
> My alpha, my alpha is here, with me
> I need you, your knot, please
Any other retarded NPC dialogue that we need to program, or is that it?
> Fuck he smelled so good
> Fuck he had never smelled something so sweet, so ripe
A kindly reminder that she just wrote him smelling like curdled milk and pungent onion. Those are the very last things one thinks of when something smells good.
> Chuckle at how cute he was
He's just uwu so cute.
> Fuck and knot him was an even bigger NO
And he does it anyway, because that hentai dialogue is too uwu to resist.
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> Noticing the area wet with slick and so feverishly hot
> He touched the outer lips, passed his fingers through his hole, felt the slick leaving that place
This makes me think he's changing oil in a car vs fingering someone.
> Small and fuck, he was so fucking cute
He still smells like curdled milk, btw.
> Come for me, come for alpha
Here we go with that hentai dialogue again.
> Fuck fuck fuck
My thoughts exactly.
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> Please alpha knot, gimme your knot
Shut the fuck up.
> The one not wet with slick and squirt on one of Viktor's asscheeks
He squirts so much it is difficult to not imagine a broken water tap spraying you in the face. Those porn memes of trying to wash a spoon fit very well here.
> He wailed so loud he thought he would end (up) with ear damage
Interesting. Have omega cries been measured in decibels? One would think if they were capable of deafening alphas as a defense mechanism, they wouldn't be second-class citizens in society.
> His legs getting wet all over again on Viktor's release
He sprays so much that you don't need a hose in summer. Just get him to water your plants.
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> His hand was impossibly wet and he felt his fingers starting to prune
Hey he just gave you a shower with that sour milk smell. Hope you like it.
> The cloying scent of an omega in the peak of his heat. So fucking sweet he could almost taste it in his mouth: scrumptious
I am glad that the smells of putrid milk and pungent onions can be turned off just like that when it would take hours, if not days, to get rid of the smell. There is nothing sweet about someone who smells like a corpse.
> Timid yet saccarhine voice said: "Alpha...are you going to knot me now?"
He's just uwu so smol and cute and won't you stuff him full like an Austrian strudel?
> Jutting his bottom lip as if he was a spoiled child
Infantilziation. We are just obeying our pedophilic Gypsy queen.
> Savouring the sweet nectar of his mouth
Hope you swallow those milk clumps because that milk is still curdled, boy.
> The one wetter than water with slick and release in his mouth
Omegas squirt like squids and there is nothing you can do to convince me otherwise.
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> God sweetheart, you're scrumptious. I hope you know that
Yeah, because you said it already.
> Tasting his cute little tits
Uwu so smol.
> Tiny waist and hips as if he had passed years without human contact
Look at this itsy bitsy omega compared to this MEGA HUGE ALPHA MALE, ready to take a gigantic cock that will stuff him all the way to his throat.
> That adorable little cunt, red from the recent abuse and calling his name so sweetly
It's calling for Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC.
> Massaging his hot buttery insides
Me when the strudel actually works out
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> He was so pent up that the moment he felt Viktor's squirt on his face
It really is that Scary Movie scene where Cindy heads straight to the ceiling after she rides her boyfriend.
> Squirting twice and triggering my rut...you're incredible
Can't say the same about this shitty dialogue.
> I'm gonna give you my knot now, do you want a pup? Yeah I'm gonna give you a pup
Why did you ask him a question you were going to answer, anyways?
> His instincts were screaming for total submission
You cannot convince me most of these aren't pedophilia-lite because why do so many omegas act like shy little girls?
> Got a heady feeling at realizing that both his ankles fit inside his hand
He's just uwu so smol! So itsy bitsy compared to our huge, muscular, sexual Adonis!
> You want this inside you? Do you? Do you want me to fuck you? Stuff you full?
Uh, why are you talking as if he's incapable of understanding consent? That's weird, bro.
> He was above average and Viktor's pussy was tiny
You cannot convince me that an event run by two pedophiles wouldn't have shit like this in it. What the fuck do you mean by that.
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> Had cum thrice
Omegaverse ejaculation should really be studied. Their metabolism is something else.
> Fuck babydoll, you feel so fucking good, so tight, so delicious. I'm all the way inside
Me when the vacuum cleaner sucks just right
> I can almost feel your cervix, can you feel me inside?
Yeah, and so will the rest of the ER.
> Right under his navel
> So fucking deep inside he could swear he was almost at his throat
Cliché. You just wrote he was at your navel, so that puts him at around 12 inches.
> Impale him like he was his personal fleshlight
Another cliché.
> His insides felt divine, so tight, so warm, so fucking wet and buttery
Me when the bakery serves the croissants just right
> His walls were hugging his cock like no other had ever done before, as if he was carving a special and unique place for his cook in there
Whoa, who's shoving Chef Boyardee up there? Get him the hell out of that coochie! BTW, this also implies that Viktor's vagina is the one caring a space out, vs Jayce's alpha male dick.
> He stopped moving Viktor and instead starting moving his hips to piston his cock inside
Is that not what he was already doing?
> He couldn't wait until they were full of milk
Hopefully not curdled milk.
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> Intending on touching and breeding his cervix
You are free to give the class a lesson on what happens when you try to breach the cervix.
> Knotting him until he was so overflowing with cum his belly was distended because of it
Told you. Hentai shit.
> He decided to search for his g spot with his cock
He waited that long to find it?
> His passage was still kinda small for it
This is the same author who wrote him having a 'tiny pussy'. There is no way that isn't pedophile because vaginas are roughly the same size across human women. Some fucking Secret Santa to gift someone by writing quasi=pedophilic shit. And they wonder why they have such a bad reputation.

The author hopes her smut is improving. I would also like to know her SAT scores because there is no fucking way someone with an IQ above 90 would think this was good.

Well, well well. Prettybadmagic has graced us with another sexy poop with proper anal that will get us into heaven. This is directly based on 'Heated Rivalry', the hockey yaoi that has taken the M/M scene by storm. Lines for this fic are:
- Eyeliner smudges around his doe-like eyes, widened further by clean coats of mascara. He’s like, part girl. Or the kinda guy who doesn’t care about the rules of masculinity.
- He swirls a polished fingertip there, mere inches from where his cock simmers, primed for a plunge wherever is wet and welcome.
- He’ll also have two straight weeks of blueballs, of monstrous erections that he has to eradicate by hand
- It’s like, his heart gets a boner. So he doesn’t feel so bad when he gets boner-boners too, because he’s head over heels for his emo baby. Jacking off to non-erotic videos is okay if he also has crazy strong feelings.
- saws logs like he's a goddamn lumberjack. Get a CPAP already, man!
- You're a fucking fraction of me. I don't even know where my dick is gonna go when I get inside your guts. It might pop out of your cute little tummy. I'll be able to see every pump. I’ll literally watch you fill with cum.
- he literally called him up just to bust a quick nut. Pretty fucking slutty and very impulsive. Talk about dick for brains.
- he will return from the war, and creampie his beloved into oblivion.
- I eat little twinks like that for breakfast. Better lock him down, or I’ll have him on my cock by midnight.
- He’s pretty sure sex is guaranteed, they just have to go step by step. The old fashioned way. Dinner before poundtown.
- then he remembers his dick is going inside his digestive tract later
- His pinky finger grazes what must be his package: a warm, soft bundle. Meat. Food. Yum.
- Soft, squishy, flesh-tasting. Velvety on the tongue. Delicious and comforting when he sucks the entire sack into his mouth.
- No, he gets a nice meal slobbering on his dick, feasting on his fast breath and the way he squirms in the sheets.
- You should also know that I'm quite intimidated by your size. I've never had a partner so endowed. I truly fear for my rectum.
- he’d be fine if he nutted without even getting inside. Mostly he enjoys being bricked with good company. Hole or no hole, he’s hanging out with him naked and horny.
- No babe, you are not strong enough to get my mouth off your ass. But gold star for trying
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A good rimjob gets the ass spiritually prepared for more insertion
- It will guarantee safe passage for his girth, and he needs that fucking passage. He needs to bury his entire length inside his guts
- He smashes himself clean inside his dick-hugging hole

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Rule of advice: when writing horny hockey players, you can stop with the 'Like, is he like? Like?' We are not in the hippie era anymore.
> Crushing out more rounds of CoD
CoD is shit. They'd be playing Battlefield 6 as it sold more units. Sucks when a gamer grrrll knows more about trends than you do.
> What if Mel shows up?
"Like, get over that black sugar, bro. You need that tight white ass that lets lube flow down it like diarrhea."
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> Bruh
She's a word away from him saying, 'Really, nigga?'
> The GOAT
She's very into the modern day lexicon. She even has him on a box of Wheaties, a cereal brand zoomers don't even care for.
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> There's this stupid gossip page that takes 'blind items'
That is a direct reference to 'Crazy Days and Nights', and that guy has a whole podcast series on Epstein and his entire circle. Fitting that she's trashing the man who calls out pedophiles, while being a pedophile herself. Hits too close to home, eh?
> Came out as bisexual
Why didn't you come out earlier? You could've had those LGBT points way earlier and scored more brands.
> Combine that with being mixed and he's heard his fair share of slurs
The funniest thing about this is that in Machine 4 Man, PBM wrote him as being 'white-passing'. Now he's a mutt and hated by whites and Hispanics. Guaranteed he's heard more shit from the Latin community than among white people who are too busy masturbating to him. He's not dark enough to be called a wetback, after all.
> Pops a xan
Makes sense the BPD hockey player is on Xanax.
> That kinda rap that plays at school dances
That isn't rap, that's pop music. Probably 80s black music like Corona. Because I guarantee you no one is playing DMX or 'All the non-blacks to the back!' at high schools.
> Witchclash technogrunge
Sounds like a D&D spell.
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> Stalking his ex-girlfriend
Yeah, that's normal. I'm sure the black community is pleased to hear you're stalking a black model.
> He's nursed half a vodka cranberry
While on Xanax, btw.
> He's really good with those damn hands
Missed opportunity to write, 'on his cock.'
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> Not that he like, pays for sex
Because we, like, care about sex workers, bro. Sex work is real work, dude.
> Given the chub that grows in his pants
Ah, the classic eight inch chub.
> His type is always modelesque
We know. Those hands, bro. Those cheeks, bro!
> Figures that a guy so babely would be so talented
We're just making words up now.
> Losing Mel was worse than losing the cup twice
Black pussy clearly ain't that good because you chase that white ass within a minute.
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> All eight ripe for a fondle
Sexual harassment is fine when the sexes are reversed, bro
> Anyone who's bought a box of Wheaties in the last twenty four months
No young person who watches or plays hockey is going to know or give a damn what Wheaties is. It's a dated brand. Monster energy drinks, PlayStation, Fortnite, McDonald's, and pizza chains have a far greater pull. What is Max Domi doing? He's pitching a PS5 game. This guy is sticking to a brand that had Bruce Jenner on the box in the 80s. Stick with the times, dude.
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> Serves him right for crushing on a scrawny goth
How much you wanna bet this 'scrawny goth' is also lacking in the meat department down under?
> Even more dick-stirring than he was during his set
He's scrawny but dick stirring and he's lacking in the hockey stick department. Perfect for a puck to go through his goal.
> He's like, part girl
His favourite music involves 80s music and he can't seem to grasp that most artists back then wore eyeliner - including goths. Was he asleep during the 90s? Does he not watch 90s movies? Assuming that makeup makes one a woman is rather gender essentialist, wouldn't you say?
> Fucking score. Top fucking cheese
What kind of zoomer kid talks like this? They're listening to Kanye's 'Nigga Heil Hitler'. Top fucking dawg, bro.
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> Either they're just super red naturally, or H3X is wearing gloss
"I bet they'd look really red on my dick, bro"
> Mere inches from where Jayce's cock simmers, primed for a plunge wherever (it) is wet and welcome
If there's anything more masc than this, you won't find it. This is the one time she actually captures the 'toxic male' experience.
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> He won't immediately lose connection with this babe
Have you tried placing an Apple airpod in his bag?
> See a pretty boy, secure the pretty boy
There's always a roofie in a Big Mac.
> Jayce isn't mad that he didn't get to lay pipe that night
You sure, bro?
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> He'll also have two straight weeks of blueballs, of monstrous erections that he has to eradicate by hand
There's that Colleen Hoover writing we know and love!
> They feel out their explosive chemistry
I legitimately don't see it. They just spoke, exchanged numbers and we hear about this guy's blue balls. Very hot.
> Yes, Jayce spends cumulative hours ogling it, and yes, with his hand stuck in his sweats
So you aren't really blue balled if you are masturbating to his pics.
> He won't issue himself a license to retroactively stalk until they're officially dating
That's weird, bro.
> Kinda makes him an opp, but he doesn't root for the Barons, so they're all square
1. Zaun is a city. Living there doesn't automatically mean he supports their hockey team.
2. No one has used 'square' since the 1980s. 'Opp' is the recent, zoomer term used. Just stick with that, granny.
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> Jayce does not use them for horndog purposes
Another real line. This is also a lie because she just wrote him masturbating to his pictures.
> It's like, Jayce's heart gets a boner
That's a mental image you can't scrub from your mind.
> He doesn't feel so bad when he gets boner-boners, too, because he's head over heels for his emo baby
So where is his boner getting a boner? Do his blue balls get blue-balled? You're trying to be witty but it just comes off shitty.
> Made to look smaller by the relative girth of his thighs
It also stresses the size of his penis, dontchaknow.
> Oh to be the mop afforded the privilege of slurping your sweat off the floor
You'd just get a mouth full of incurable fungus. PBM does have a fetish for that, so I am looking forward to him turning into Gym Ho Clicker over here.
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> You would look great in a wedding dress, by the way
Never beating the feminization allegations.
> Cerebral palsy/spinal brace for scoliosis
> Doesn't know if he's allowed to sexualize the brace
Oh so NOW we ask. Sticking your dick up a guy with foot fungus' ass without consent was no big deal, but THIS is. Assuming a goth guy is a girl because he wears eyeliner is also okay, but OH NO WE CAN'T IMAGINE A GUY IN A MEDICAL CORSET AS HOT.
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> Who saws logs like he's a goddamn lumberjack
Uh, what is this supposed to mean? That he sucks dick like a lumberjack?
> Get a CPAP already, man!
Yeah, can't have you stuttering like Sleepy Joe.
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> It also features his meticulously groomed pubes
We can have our Colleen Hoover writing AND we can have pubes so clean you can snake out a pipe with them.
> Kinda feral with it when he gets horned up. He can out horndog Jayce any day of the week
And he still won't be the top because eyeliner = girl and only girls allow anal. It helps when your goth BF also talks about dismembering you like all the 2007 hotties did.
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> Bare and bony torso
Nothing like gnawing on something you can play a xylophone on.
> Delicate fleshy sounds and the sweetest little whimpers. Jayce has to stop whacking so hard to hear
This is a real line. I gotta thank PBM for all of her batshit lines that will be quoted for eternity.
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> Not like Jayce's baseline crank like your life depends on it
Get it? He's all balls-to-the-wall yank your balls and our emo goth WAG here is delicate, cute, and sweet. He was a guy, she was a girl...can it get any more obvious?
> You know I could hold your entire waist in my hands, right?
How did I know this line was going to be used? With all the Hoover idioms, she has to use the most overused line in the fandom.
> You're tiny, V. You're a fucking fraction of me.
He's just uwu so smol.
> I don't even know where my dick is gonna go when I get inside your guts. It might pop out of your cute little tummy
Then you're really be up the shitter and would get all that salmon salad and Metamucil inside your foreskin. Can't have our hockey star here with gonorrhea on his dick, now can we? Besides, if he's just your regular eight inches, he's just sporking the prostate. That's all.
> He literally called Viktor just to bust a quick nut
You also said you'd rip apart his guts and how your dick would stick out of his stomach. 'Dick for brains' is accurate.
> Washes the jizz and dick smell off his hands
> His pits rather ripe
This author has a fetish for making people smell. If his dick stinks like a jock strap, it might be time to get circumcised - or take some hardcore antibiotics. The NIH would like to know what is festering in that dick of yours.
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> Stands by what he said in his moment of dire horniness
If you think that's bad, try this:
> He will return from the war, and creampie his beloved into oblivion
Nothing like a nice white creampie after chucking those nasty black pucks into that big ole net. You need something tight to hold all that cream in. You need a sheath for your sword, a nice oil polish for your shield. You need to know if buttsex will get you into heaven.
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> GOATs get the girl
We aren't even trying to avoid the feminization shit; she just leans right into it and decided, 'You know what? I'm going to show those 4chan chuds it ain't gay if you stick it up someone's ass. It's only gay if you take it and if you're a woman."
> Since he isn't an official WAG
WAG = wives and girlfriends. He doesn't even see him as a man at all, but as a woman. There's really no change between this and her trans fics. He's just 'woman-lite' because to her, anyone who is receptive of anal sex is 'less manly', while the one who puts it in doesn't lose theirs. Very Roman-centric, if you ask me.
> I eat twinks like that for breakfast
And you guzzle those roids like they're going out of style. Go get your tits fixed, bud.
> He doesn't want whatever disease you have
"You hear that, you Russkie chud? He doesn't want AIDS or antibiotic resistant syphilis. We take care to be PrEPared over here!"
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> I don't fuck around. I play to win
Ain't no winner on a box of Wheaties, homie. You so old Bruce Jenner was still a man.
> Guess he has to maintain his skinny physique somehow
He's gotta keep that ass clean with those flukes of his.
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> Feels good to be top dog, you know?
Can't wait for you to get an ACL tear and be humbled like the dog you are. Fido has to learn how to sit.
> He really reminds Jayce of a little fawnling out in the woods
That is a pedophile reference. These people write underage Viktor like a deer, and she is friends with VeeforVindicta, the bug-eyed bitch who started it. It's like finding the NAMBLA symbol hidden on a t-shirt.
> And you'll be full of it later
He's about to, like, give you a MEAT PACKING POUNDER. A REAL WHOPPER. A REAL DICK DIGERIDOO.
> His body is gonna start eating itself
Well you ain't getting enough protein eating that emo boy, son.
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> And the fact they definitely jerked off together over the phone
That could have been a very erotically charged scene, yet PBM has a habit of ruining it by using lines like 'jorking his meat' and 'dinner before poundtown'.
> He knows he's supposed to buy art from real people, nor corporations
Ironic for him to say this when he's on the face of fucking Wheaties boxes. You are a corporate brand, retard. You will be for the rest of your life if you want to stay top dog.
> Then he remembers his dick is getting inside Viktor's digestive tract later
Yeah and you can't have salmon and putting getting on your mixed race man meat, now can you? It'd be like tapioca pudding under your foreskin. It wouldn't be a meal you'd want to put on the table.
> So much for keeping his insides empty - it probably won't move him through fast enough to do any damage
Because 'lube pouring down his thighs like diarrhea' is acceptable, but actual diarrhea dick is not. That is a stink we can't undo and that's icky 🤮
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> A warm, soft bundle. Meat. Food. Yum.
And you only get 420 calories and 67 g of sugar.
> Those cold fingers on the thrum of his carotid solidify his brick
And if he pinches it, that chub is getting knocked the fuck out like the rest of you.
> His mouth is small
Yeah, that fits.
> He shoves his tongue inside and occupies the entirety of his sweet mouth
So he has a tongue like a cow, shoving it inside there like a water trough. Sexy.
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> He realizes he is responsible for some fragile goods
Yeah, can't break the emo twink like the porcelain doll he is, now can we?
> He likes to get his partners puddled into the sheets
Do they all get their asses blown out by steak and potatoes, or is it just you?
> Pretends he's like, a guy at a museum
You can, like, stop talking like, you're a teenage girl, like. Not even open gay guys like SLOAN talk the way you do, and he'd be calling YOU a dirty pedophile.
> Jayce will get his hands on those jewels soon enough
Worse security than the Louvre.
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> He's kinda hung, not as big as Jayce
> Six inches
Of course not. We cannot have the 'bottom' be larger than the top, because he is the feminine one and feminine ones are just women-lite with inferior genitalia. If your cock is big, you shove it in the tunnel. If not, you take the train.
> He crouches close to his newest obsession: Viktor's hairless junk
Because having a hairy asshole that's going to be turned inside out doesn't have the same appeal if it's coated in ass hair.
> Viktor is small enough to fit down Jayce's throat, no need to battle his gag reflex
Meanwhile, his proud eight inches of masculine man meat can make anyone choke.
> He gets a nice meal slobbering on Viktor's dick
And it's still below your daily nutritional value, lmao.
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> His favourite place to be: stuck in another person's mouth
I wouldn't call it 'stuck.' I'd call it: 'shoving your Highland cow tongue inside someone else's mouth until they choke'.
> I'm gonna live off that compliment for, like, a decade
I'd, like, be totally turned off if you, like, used like more than, like, I do, dude.
> You should also know I'm quite intimidated by your size. I've never had a partner so endowed. I truly fear for my rectum.
He's tanked the eight inches before, in all three holes, so he'll be fine. He's 2 inches longer, but is thicker and veiny like a hockey stick. Guess those white genes came on through with his height AND his dick size. This is also a real line.
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> He's too fit to be shit at it
You wouldn't be a great bisexual man if you couldn't shove it in the shitter. But YOU taking it up the shitter? That's just not manly, bro, we're real Romans around here.
> He'd be fine if he nutted without even getting inside. He enjoys being bricked with good company, hole or no hole
Yet that clean, pink anus that is begging to be turned into a rosebud? Hispanic Hog is ready for liftoff and has XLAA equipped: Xtra Long Anal Assault.
> No babe, you are not strong enough to get my mouth off your ass
Thank God he has a clean, pink, washed anus, because if this was M4M Viktor, he'd be sporting pubic lice near his shitter and some new species of fungus.
> A good rimjob gets the ass spiritually prepared
This is a real fucking line LMAO
> He might have even fucked himself before the game
He had to shove a few loose pucks up there. It's the only black thing he'll tolerate.
> It will guarantee safe passage for his girth, and he needs that fucking passage. He needs to bury his entire length inside Viktor's guts
He's talking like he needs the Suez Canal open for shipping lanes, not to engage in all all-out rectum rave.
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> His cock stiffens fully while Jayce pumps inside him
Least he's ready to go.
> It reminds him of the type of collars pets wear. He likes thinking of Viktor as a pet
This doesn't surprise me. She loves feminizing and infantilizing this character, when she isn't making the Latino a literal dog who himself is in a collar. We're totally showing those 4chan chuds what's up by PUTTING THE WHITE MAN IN CHAINS, NIGGA
> This pale, skinny mole-speckled creature with his girly makeup
She's calling it 'girly' as if wearing makeup denotes one as female. She does realize hockey players invest in skincare, too, right? You really think Wayne Gretzky didn't visit a plastic surgeon or wears night cream?
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> Resisting the urge to jackhammer Vik
> He's lanced on eight fat inches
Yeah we can't have that poor, virginal asshole be pounded like that, eh?
> It reminds Jayce of a baby animal, a little deer
Now here comes that pedophilia. It's a fucking weird thing to say when these are two adults engaging in sex. Why are you thinking of a BABY deer? Why do you think makeup is GIRLY? It's that 'unblooded girlchild' all over again. Was the whole 'does buttsex get you into heaven' fic involving a whole-ass minor not enough for you?
> His nipples taste like his metallic piercings
Uh...
> He smashes himself clean inside Viktor's dick-hugging hole
So much for not jackhammering it.
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> His dick fiery with the urge to let loose, to paint Viktor's walls
You'll never run out of paint with this one easy trick!
> It's a miraculous feeling to nut in sequence
OMG you're, like, totally soulmates!
> He'll have about thirty minutes of peace holding Viktor's naked form until he bricks again
Not bad for a guy on Xanax. He must be one of the 8% to have increased libdo.
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Next chapter is from the POV of our WAG. Get your sexy poops and rectums ready!

I saw this one and knew it had to be posted here. Someone wrote a 9-1-1 fic where Eddie Diaz, a light-skinned Mexican, gets held by Border Patrol. It managed to make the rounds on Twitter and you should see the comments.
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It's OK when you write the Latino as a dog, but have him be treated like a dog and get fucked by ICE? That's a big no-no.
 
Remember the golden rule: if the fic is about shits, farts, and diapers, it's a man. If it's about piss, shibari, or vaginas 'drooling' or labias 'fluttering shyly', it's a woman.

If it's a profile talking about how much of a 'naughty girl' they are, it's a man. If their entire page is filled with yaoi or male homosexuality and there isn't a single post of actually attractive gay men, it's a woman/fujo/pooner.

So it's also likely a man that wrote this other Uma Musume scat fic with futas and diaper soiling:

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Scribbling away on her notepad while sitting on a bench in the school’s courtyard, Agnes Digital couldn’t contain herself as she watched Vodka and Daiwa Scarlet lovingly bickering from afar. While she generally stayed far enough away to be unable to tell what they were actually saying, she surprisingly caught a little bit of their conversation, and her mind went wild. Namely, Scarlet mentioned something about how Vodka shouldn’t touch her racewear, and the pervert that was Agnes Digital translated that to thoughts of Vodka wearing Daiwa Scarlet’s racewear!

And pooping her panties while wearing Scarlet’s racewear…

Yes, Agnes Digital recently unlocked a new fetish upon watching a certain uma’s race, and now pantypooping has been on her mind as of late. She couldn’t even think of a normal idea when every fanfic thought turned into at least one of the girls shitting her panties, and just the thought of Vodka pushing out a huge mess into the seat of Daiwa Scarlet’s panties, tarnishing the sanctity of her rival’s racewear, made Digitan’s babydick stiff in her panties. Perhaps more than just a little stiff, as she felt some stickiness too while she kept writing away about Daiwa catching her rival in their shared room, and… and… and…!

“Ah, Digital, just who I was looking for~” The swishing of the pervert’s peach-colored tail froze in an instant, as she heard a familiar voice from behind her. That striking red hair was impossible not to recognize, along with the smile of the streamer she loved to watch so often: Loves Only You. “I know I approached you before about some help with a fan meeting overseas, but if you’re not too busy, I need some help with someone from overseas. Namely, a certain fellow student of ours.” Loves Only You’s smile warmed Digitan’s heart, although her ears pricked up upon realization that one of her favorite uma streamers needed help with another uma.

Oh my gawd, this was… this was yuri in the making! “Yes, yes, yes! Anything I can help with!” In a moment, Agnes dropped her pencil and notebook onto the table to jump to her feet, her excitement carrying her as she took Loves’ hands into her own. Fanfiction be damned, she had the chance to create a story IRL, although she quickly moved her hands away as she realized she was touching another uma. “Sorry about that… but yes, whatever you need, I’ll be happy to help!” Once more, Digital’s tail swished around behind her, if her excitement wasn’t evident enough already.

Digitan’s enthusiasm was enough to elicit a giggle from Loves Only You, but putting a smile on the redhead’s face was a good enough reward already. “That’s what I was hoping for, especially since I’m sure you saw a certain recent stream of mine. A fellow racer got curious about my choice of undergarments and wanted to try wearing one, although I wasn’t sure about doing it by myself.” Partially covering her blush with her hand, Loves turned away for a moment, just as Digitan tried to process what exactly was being asked of her.

Actually, what was being asked of her?... Digital blinked a few times, and her ears folded back when the realization hit her. “Well, u-uh… Ever since your recent win in Hong Kong, I actually haven’t been able to watch any of your streams. I’ve been a touch, er… b-busy…” And by ‘busy’, the pervert of a racer meant that she was too busy fantasizing about and jerking off to thoughts of various umas shitting themselves. There was something to be said about the obscenity of her fantasies, but it wasn’t like Agnes was facilitating these girls toward actually pooping themselves.

Loves Only You pooping herself in the middle of a race was entirely out of Digitan’s hands, and she didn’t even have the interest beforehand. Now, however… Well, it wasn’t like she was the one who offered her help, although Loves continued about the rest, even if her cheeks were turning as red as her hair color. “Ah, I seem to have gotten ahead of myself. Of course, it shouldn’t surprise me that even you might be too busy to watch, but…” Digital braced herself as Loves Only You leaned to whisper in her ear. “I’ve started wearing diapers after my little ‘incident’ on the racetrack. I showed them off on one stream recently, and it was enough of a hit to attract Fine Motion’s attention. She asked me how it felt to wear ‘nappies’, but I thought I might ask an uma who’s good at observing other girls for advice.” With that, Loves Only You took Digital’s hands in her own with a gleam in her eyes.

However, Digitan was of a much different opinion, as three seconds didn’t even pass before she spouted, “B-b-but why me? Why not someone like Matikanetannhauser? She’s good at observing umas too!” Loves Only You held onto her hands too tightly for Agnes to pull away, leaving her to squirm before the redhead, while all of the talk of diapers kept her somewhat stiff in her panties. This was indeed a unique situation for Digital to find herself in, especially when her fellow Hong Kong Cup winner pulled her in close.

“Aw, can you really not do this for me, please? Because… Love me~♡ Love you~♡ Loves Only You would love for you to do this for me!~♡” As Digitan started swooning, Loves Only You dropped her hands to hold them in front of her as a heart.

If the pervert of a racer wasn’t convinced enough, then it was now impossible for her to say no when Loves Only You made such a heartfelt request of her. “I… I can’t deny one of my oshis when she’s being that genuine. Fine, I’ll do what I can to help, but only from an observer role! I really don’t think I should be the one in dia… d-diapers when that’s for you and Fine Motion.” Digitan had to draw some kind of line, although a small, tiny part of her in her panties made her wonder if a diaper actually might’ve been a smart option.

Alas, Fine Motion was waiting for them and, once more, Loves Only You took Digital’s hand to lead her toward the Ritto dorms. Even though she came here every day for her own dorm, having the chance to go to Loves Only You’s bedroom was much more than Digitan ever expected, causing her heart to race as she barely noticed them pass through the dorm so quickly. There was still so much for Digitan to process, and only more so as the peach-haired uma blinked a few times at the figure in Loves Only You’s room.

Fine Motion was naked in front of her.

The Irish noble, Fine Motion, was as naked as a Celtic warrior before her, with her large breasts and decent-sized, flaccid cock on full display for both her and Loves Only You. Typically, a sense of shame might fill someone who was outmatched on both ends, but there was a tightness in Digital’s balls instead, as she hadn’t considered how well-endowed the foreign uma might be. And yet, while Digitan knew she was supposed to be embarrassed, she also knew that Fine Motion should have tried to cover herself up, but the brunette didn’t flinch.

Rather, the moment Fine Motion spotted the arrivals, a warm smile bloomed on her face. “Ah, good day. So, this is the guest you mentioned bringing over. How are you faring today, Digital?” The brunette uma’s mannerisms were truly those of a noble, although Digitan had trouble responding as she babbled for a moment. Luckily, the noble realized what happened as she gave a small giggle. “Please forgive my unladylike appearance, but Loves Only You recommended I strip while she recruited you.” Digitan almost felt embarrassed to be such a pervert when Fine Motion spoke with such innocence.

And yet, how could Agnes not be the pervert that she always was when she couldn’t even try to apologize or offer to commit seppuku before Loves Only You pushed them toward their original objective. “You’ve been a good girl for stripping so well, but let’s get you covered up down there before a certain bodyguard gets upset with me.” Ah, right, Digital heard of a relationship between Fine Motion and her head bodyguard, Piccolo Player, of which the latter was rather protective of the Irish noble.

Loves Only You pushed past Digitan to get a different kind of protection ready for Fine Motion, and Agnes pulled down the front of her skirt as she saw the redhead pull an open package of diapers from under her bed. Part of the pervert wondered if Chrono Genesis knew about Loves Only You’s recent interests, although she stopped herself before she got distracted from the beautiful pair of umas in front of her. After all, it wasn't every day that she got to see one Uma preparing a diaper for another, and an interest in diapers continued to grow within Agnes.

“Just lie down right here, and I’ll take care of padding you. And then you can love me, love you, love diapers too!~” The big sister energy exuding from Loves made Digital’s legs quiver, even if she wasn’t the one about to be diapered, although the peach-haired uma was beginning to consider her choice. However, her dedication to being a bystander was strong enough that she watched in building envy of Loves guiding Fine Motion onto the open diaper after she creased the padding in half and powdered the inside. The redhead acted like an expert when Agnes didn’t even know this racer wore diapers, and now the Irish noble did too, once the tapes sealed her in infancy.

Interestingly enough, another detail came up that enlightened Agnes as she watched Loves Only You shift Fine Motion to her side, only to notice the extra tape at the back. While panties had their own holes for umas, it didn’t occur to Digitan that a diaper would need the same kind of convenience. Actually, the more she thought about it, the more sense it made since all sorts of umas might need diapers, not just fetishists. Diapers truly were more commonplace than she thought, although she only woke up from her emerging fantasies at the sound of her name. “H-Huh? Yes, does the diaper feel good?”

Agnes’ attention whipped from Fine Motion’s freshly changed diaper to her cute smile, and her fellow racer looked rather pleased. “Surprisingly so! I never considered that a girl my age would ever wear nappies past infancy, but they’re quite comfortable. It might even make sitting at some ramen shops easier on my rear.” The Irish noble’s hand softly explored the front of her diaper while she shifted in place, leaving Digitan’s eyes to pan back down there.

For just a plain white diaper, Digital’s mind was going wild, and yet, her fantasies were once more cucked as Loves Only You took her hand. “And now, Digital, since you’re such a good observer, you’re going to be our judge!” Within a moment, the himejoshi found herself pushed into a red-and-pink gaming chair, with both Loves Only You and Fine Motion standing in front of her. The difference in clothing between them remained for only a second, as the former uma started stripping out of her uniform to reveal a yellow-tinged diaper and a much larger bra than what Fine Motion would need.

Despite her love of letting her imagination run wild from even the slightest of details, for some reason, Agnes discounted the scent of stale urine in the room as just being due to Loves’ previous diapers. Perhaps she shouldn’t have been so conservative as an uma waddled around in a wet diaper around her, but she was too blind to realize it. A moment of stupidity blinded her, and that was enough time for not one but both umas to strike by sitting on either of her thighs with their butts facing toward her. “Wait, wait, wait! What’s going on? I thought I was supposed to just be a judge for something!”

“And you will be! Fine here was curious about how much an uma could soil herself, and so we need you to judge who makes the bigger mess.” Digital raised her hands to prevent herself from accidentally touching the padded rears of Loves Only You and Fine Motion, although she couldn’t stop the pair of umas from squishing and crinkling, respectively, on her thighs. And right before their butts, an ever-so-slight bulge pushed up the fabric of Agnes’ skirt. As horny as she got between her fanfics or various ideas, or even when humping her body pillows, Digitan never got a boner as stiff as the current one barely contained in her panties.

If anything, Agnes almost figured this was how Mihono Bourbon must short-circuit all the time around Rice Shower, although Bourbon didn’t have Rice Shower in a- Wait! Shaking her head a few times, the peach-haired uma almost distracted herself from her current situation with such a good idea for a fanfic or doujin, but she still had Loves and Fine to deal with first and foremost. A few too many thoughts were rushing through her mind, and the pair of diapered butts wiggling on her lap didn’t help at all as she barely stammered out, “J-just judging, right? I just have to watch…” Usually, that’s something that sounded more like what a cuckold might say, but Agnes Digital knew she was much more actively involved in this situation than a cuckold could ever dream of.

This time, Agnes got Fine Motion’s Irish loveliness reassuring her. “From what Loves Only You has said about you, as well as Piccolo Player, you seem ike the perfect uma for watching and observing! Piccolo even mentioned how often you’re writing things down, so I can’t wait to see what you write about *hnnngh* O-Oh my~” In the middle of her teasing, Fine Motion started pushing into the seat of her diaper, and Digitan felt the first log of shit coiling up and warming her thigh. The mush against her leg was more heavenly than the uma ever could have imagined, especially when the thickness of the diaper was in the way, while Agnes only fantasized about pantypoop before. If anything, perhaps the padding added to how good the soiling was, and just Fine Motion’s mess alone was enough for the pervert to realize she unlocked a new fetish.

Loves Only You, however, wasn’t to be outdone, as the redhead’s flared, pouty cheeks distracted Agnes enough to remember that she had a second uma on her lap as well. “Sorry, sorry! I swear I won’t be biased, Loves!” Honestly, it’d be impossible for Agnes to be biased when the redhead’s big, diapered rear was extremely sexy as it was, let alone when she heard Loves’ grunting. It wasn’t like she didn’t know about Loves’ competitiveness from her streams, but Agnes only thought that was during fighting games, not messing competitions!

Digitan got a front row seat to the Loves Only You’s ambitious spirit, specifically at the rear of the uma’s diaper when Loves renewed the warm squishiness of her soggy diaper. Wetting before the messing almost felt like foreplay, in Digital’s opinion, but that just made the small toot all the better before the squishiness evolved from wetness to mushiness against her other thigh. So this was the power of double uma soiling, and while Loves kept filling her diaper, Fine wasn’t stopping either.

One racer shitting herself on her lap would’ve been more than enough for Digitan, but both girls drove the peach-haired girl wild as she heard her own tail flapping around in excitement. Almost surprisingly, Loves’ tail wasn’t fluttering around too much, while Fine let her tail swish back and forth. All three girls experienced different emotions as Agnes was close to being overloaded by the pair of dirty diapers on her lap, and she didn’t even need to look at her lap to know she was leaking precum through her skirt.

As both diapers kept expanding with shit on her lap, Digitan’s heart raced faster, and she felt her toes curling up. She knew what was coming, or more like who would be cumming, but she tried to resist as long as she could. Just being a judge was interfering with the umas already, so she wanted to limit herself, although the diaper-dumping umas on her lap each grabbed a hand of hers. Despite Loves being so competitive, Agnes saw her flash a smirk toward Fine Motion, and suddenly, her hands were forced to grope both of the diapers. That was…

More than enough…

A mix of a grunt and moan spewed force from Agnes Digital, just as her babydick coated her panties and skirt with quite the sticky mess. However, that wasn’t the only mess that burst from her, as Digitan’s bowels churned out some messing of its own. There was just barely enough consciousness left in the pervert to realize she came so hard she shit herself, although that only caused another, smaller burst of stickiness to join the gross stain on the inside of her skirt. She couldn’t even maintain the strength to grip the pair of mushy tushes in front of her while her body relaxed against the back of the desk chair, although it was more like her body went limp.

The peach-haired uma’s breathing was laborious as she tried to catch her breath, and the heavy pair of messy, diapered girls on her thighs kept Agnes’ legs from twitching too much post-orgasm. After such an experience, her mind could only process so much at the moment. All the perverted uma could think about was wishing she had taken up Loves Only You’s offer of wearing a diaper as well, especially as Agnes Digital could blissfully say she experienced a St. Valentine’s messacre in the seat of her panties between the beautiful messiness of Loves Only You and Fine Motion’s dirty diapers combined.

Thus, Digitan could only declare the soiling competition a tie.

Well, unless Agnes Digital counted a pervert like herself as the winner in this case~
 

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Looks like it's a nice day for a red wedding. This author blended two of my fandoms together and wanted to inject a little Lannister/Targaryen incest love in there - but with misgendering. You see, feminizing your Medieval fantasy waifu is one thing. Actually calling them a woman? That's no good - actually, yes it is provided you have content warnings and do it anyways. Misgendering isn't genocide when WE do it, sweaty.
Let's just say I hate the fucking formatting so I am only screencapping the 'good' shit. We begin with some weird ass writing:
This would normally have meant music would spread through its halls twofold, but in those days the Harpwitch was at the height of their craft and so the second spent her time being called on to remember old borders and agreements or practicing in quieter corners of the Keep. Not for peace, but privacy—as much as the prince would allow. In the long afternoons of her first summer there, he could often be found at her knee, pestering her relentlessly until she sated enough of his curiosity for him to run off.
None of this makes a lick of sense. The sentence before this talks about two minstrels being there, and the second is also a Harpwitch? What about the first minstrel? If you come from a long line of kings, you should have enough money for a whole gaggle of musicians. This harpist is clearly good enough to be called upon by all corners of the kingdom to play for other rulers. What is this supposed to mean or do?

As it so happens, the Talises take their lineage very seriously in the way that Targs do, and already a match s being pitted with the 'sister' of a distant Talis relation and our future king Jayce himself. Keep this in mind as the sister - who happens to transition because of course they do - is still feminized and treated like a broodmare but with male pronouns. This is set in the North - Winterfell is called 'Forgekeep' - and Jayce has a stallion 18 hands high and traverses through 'light snow' to meet his future queen (the North infamously is covered in snow even in early autumn, and seasons here don't last a single year). Predictably, our future queen-who-identifies-as-a-king is uwu tiny, physically frail and 'looks like a serving girl', but that is enough in the Medieval era to sire healthy sons and not, you know, be immediately excluded from any chance of breeding.

As it also happens, Jayce's father dies the way Robert Baratheon does: a hunting accident, though we don't know if it was foul play by his queen or not. Jayce is expected to take on the roles of head of the Council and Caitlyn is there to give him all the scrolls and information he needs. He is expected to marry her, but as she is a gold star lesbian, men are off the table. Instead, he'll marry Viktor, his 'sister', because that is the best way to show the kingdom the line is secure in an era where cripples, bastards and broken things were not considered legitimate for the throne. Oh, btw, did you know Silco is Master of Whisperers like Littlefinger was and Reveck (Singed) is Master Steward? I can't wait for his Qyburn arc.

Our future King rides out to the Kingswood to meet his future queen (because we know what purpose they have to a kingdom when we want them to), and has a horse bred for him to ride in the same way Bran had a horse trained for him in the books. The twist is later revealed that his 'future queen' is 'actually' a man, sitting on a crate outside the stables reading a book. He exchanges quips with Jayce and his retinue and rather than be punished for his insolence, Jayce finds his wittiness intriguing. He likes his 'feathery curls and lilting echoes'. Jayce formally requests to see the ward of 'Ser Young' (a reference to Sky, I assume), and Viktor replies that 'she is no longer here'. Jayce is infuriated at the thought his future sister-queen has been taken away from him, and asks why Forgekeep was not given word of the change. When our snarky lad looks up, we have our LEGO: The Movie moment where he stares at those golden eyes and moles and realizes that his queen was sitting in front of him all along. So long as 'his brother could still produce heirs' all is fine - which assumes the rest of the kingdom is fine and understands the nuances of 'pregnant men' vs wondering if disease will wipe out their village and if there will be famine that winter. It apparently isn't a big deal, because he still calls this bold trans man his 'queen', and misgendering is only genocide if you're being mean about it.

Jayce considers hiring a new minstrel to tell tales of his valiance and gallantry compared to his father. He wants people to know he was a total gentleman and that he didn't carry his crippled queen over his shoulder or how he had gone 'glassy-eyed at the manhandling' because nothing is hotter than being flipped around like a sack of potatoes in a culture where women are raped at the drop of a hat. He doesn't want to be seen as a brute who lost his shit at seeing a slender waist or argue that his wife was a siren who drove him away from his senses - which isn't a female-specific thing at all and isn't indicative of how this culture does not really respect women (hell, Queen Alysanne asked why women weren't allowed in the Citadel and suggested they be allowed in by merit, and the maesters laughed in her face).

There is some background on Jayce's father: apparently he has some kind of TBI or other condition as he 'forgot himself' every morning and had nasty moods. It's not really explained and is written rather poorly. Not that that matters, worldbuilding is for chuds. Viktor gets his virginity checked and his hymen is intact. He gets fancy baths and has to choose from a gaggle of ladies-in-waiting, because despite the trans identity, he is seen and treated as a woman by everyone around him and he's just the FTMfemininity subreddit in the flesh. He's a man, a REAL MAN - he's just examined to make sure he can pop out babies and is learning the ways of women and how to make shirts in his downtime. Fun!

Silco, ever the Master of Whispers, tells Jayce people are moving against 'his queen', as if everyone doesn't treat Viktor as female and that the commonfolk don't even know about this shit anyways. There hasn't even been a formal marriage ceremony in any keep or blessings from the Faith of the Seven (or the AU version of this) or any announcement of a wedding. No one aside from his inner circle knows they are married! This is a test to 'see how far his rage extends' when...no one, not even his enemies or allies, knows he even TOOK a wife. It's not like he has ASOIAF Instagram to announce it. We find out our dainty bride has his entire family murdered due to a border dispute - and considering he IS blood relation, however distant, this would be of concern to the crown and related families - and was the sole survivor because a dog ate the poisoned food meant for him. Silco also tells him his bride 'didn't drop from the sky', even though he was the one who suggested the match, which puts him as the first and only suspect. Littlefinger would never.

The logic of this worldbuilding is fundamentally retarded. Apparently, Viktor's family was killed due to a 'secret hidden in the histories' - and I assume and will roll my eyes if it is revealed this secret is him having mage blood (edit: this is never brought up or addressed as the worldbuilding and plot are dropped as soon as a dog gets poisoned) - and this was not enough to get anyone else to wonder why there was such a dispute. The distant blood relation was murdered because of the King, and not due to his orders because they don't want to keep the bloodlines secure. The Targaryens would never stand for that so it's not known why Jayce's father would, either. Jayce says people aren't being logical and Silco, to the author's own lack of self-awareness, says, 'not everyone has a point.' Ho hum. And we learn Viktor lived because Jayce met him as a child and he had gathered enough information on the family to tell someone else and secure his own safety...OK.

There is literally no chemistry between these two characters, but we learn that Viktor rules over Jayce's mind and has become a fixture in his life. He sees him and hears his voice everywhere, and the cherry on top is that he gets to physically see his 'queen' laced into a dress. Very masc. We aren't even trying with the gender nonconformity; he's just a woman here. He loves his smooth, pale skin and naturally flat chest and (lack of) child-birthing hips - all traits that will surely nurse a babe and make the smallfolk happy their king has reproduced. As Jorah Mormont says, 'the people want a summer that never ends'. But who cares about that; Jayce had his 'womanly lessons' from Cait on how there's a difference between her as his sister and the 'sister that is no more'. He has to take lessons from minstrels on how to give complements (and not the formal education he would have gotten) and let me tell you, Mushroom would've called him a stupid cock and that a Lyseni pirate would have had a smoother tongue. He's so good with his words he reverts to being a sex pest and outright calls his sister-who-transitioned-to-be-a-brother his 'wife'. We're not even trying here.

Our very trad masc 'queen' is trying on dresses and he notices the measurements are off. Why are some of the dresses distorted around the stomach area? Why, Jayce explains, they're for when he gets pregnant! Queenly duties and all that.
Despite knowing it was his birthright to be a guide and protector, not only for his family but for every inch of the kingdom beyond their walls and the virtues his house’s reign had been founded upon, Jayce’s mouth was dry. He could think of nothing but Viktor. His future queen and bride swollen with heir and spare and spare and spare, a new line with bright eyes and brighter minds.
I love the implication that his tradwife queen is going to survive all of those births with his current health and not die in the birthing bed like Queen Aemma did. We won't have a scene of him being cut open and bleeding to death; that's too triggering.

Know what we DO have trigger warnings for? When a dog eats poisoned food at the table - and more emphasis was placed on the red dress with gold trim he was wearing, btw - and then it has to get its corpse tested. There is zero drama whatsoever and you would have thought it was so minor like someone sneezed. Compare that to how Joffrey gets poisoned and it's night and day. Viktor, despite seeing his own family get murdered, is now somehow a stranger to violence and a crying mess. He DOES know where he's living, right?

There is no information given to the attempted assassination plot. Silco finds them and delivers their heads and fingers on a silver platter, and that tiny, insignificant plot point is resolved. The ironic thing about all this is that Viktor later requests books on every herb and poison there is, as if he wouldn't have an inkling of them already being associated with books and maesters. What was he doing all those years? If he could find time to transition, why WOULDN'T he know what types of poison there were? This author is remarkably shitty at logical consistency yet is praised for her writing because you will find dicksuckers in any comment section.

Well, as it so happens, we get a hint of his genius because he bakes a poisoned cookie and a normal one, along with an antidote he created. Jayce is just so taken aback by his genius because, good golly, it's amazing what his brother-wife can come up with!
The other half was wholly dedicated to Viktor. His brilliant mind was breathtaking on its own, but every corner and curve of him was improved by knowing what lay beyond his beauty. Jayce had fought himself valiantly for his brother’s honor since the moment he’d found him again, but never had he been so in danger before that moment. The sparkle in Viktor’s eye, his animated movements, his voice. Jayce wanted to know every inch of him. He needed to see what he was made of. What would reveal itself when Jayce sunk his hands inside and made a wife of his little brother.
> Made a wife of his little brother
Said with utmost sincerity and without an inkling of how utterly retarded it sounds. We all know your 'brother' is actually your sister, because it should be noted that openly gay relationships are looked down upon in this universe (unless you are in Lys, the Free Cities, or Dorne). He has to make sure he uses his brother's correct pronouns while calling him his wife every other sentence. I am very smart.

Viktor then says he would be better off studying at the Academy and that Jayce should choose someone else. Of course our dear King refuses; this is his cosmically ordained waifu.
“If you have been misunderstanding me,” Jayce said as he stood up, “let me be clear now.” He crossed to Viktor and took his face in both hands. “There are none more suited than you. No others of Talis blood I desire more than you. And none in the keep at all who compare to your beauty and brilliance. I will allow you your research, but you will not be leaving me for the academy. You are going to be my wife, Viktor.”
> Beauty and brilliance
> Stick thin, malnourished, and looking worse than a Fleabottom whore
Fuck, Lysa Arryn looked better than he did and she was breastfeeding Robyn even when he had all his baby teeth.

Viktor tells Jayce he really should pick someone else and asks how many need to die for him (why? Who is being killed for this cripple? NO ONE KNOWS YOU ARE GETTING MARRIED). He responds:
“So you can only stomach bloodshed you personally approve of?” Jayce barked a laugh that was interrupted by a sharp whimper. He loosened his grip, not realizing he’d begun squeezing so hard. “Point me to who you think should replace you, and I will tell you how quickly any protection would be stripped from her to hasten your return. They would not have the time to wash her blood from the sheets before I took your maidenhead over them. I might even let the assassin escape as a wedding favor.”
"I'd let a random woman die so I can have access to your chicken-skin pussy. That's how much I love you."

God, even Ezio Auditore would tell you to have some class.
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> You will have no better care for your health anywhere but here
> Still hasn't gained any weight or has had better braces made for him
> Can be exposed to animal-borne diseases at any moment
Fun.
> I cannot be the wife you've waited for all this time. I am no longer your sister ...no longer the girl you remember. I am not one at all
> It won't save you from being fucked like one
LMAO. You have to love it when the author has big warnings on how misgendering is bad and how you shouldn't do that when you have your lead male character do it with a straight face.
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> You have a task to complete and your King will see it done
> Not even the many, many children he will fill you with
Nothing like agreeing a trans man is a man by saying you will pump him full of kids like the broodmare he is and then acting like it's the most normal thing in the world when he objects to it. I love it when authors are so unaware they have no idea what the fuck they just wrote and how it looks to an outside audience.
> See you as the man you are
Bitch, YOU don't even see him as a man! You never call him by male pronouns but FEMALE ones! You don't call him your husband, but your wife.
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> Is called a tempting little nymph
> Insists he is a man
> Is called a man, but isn't treated like one
> Is called a queen, a wife, and a 'sweet girl' in the same breath
Keep at it, ladies. Not even you see trans men as men.
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> Agrees that Viktor is a man
> Calls him nothing but his wife
I love it when authors don't even believe their own bullshit. Performative activism in the flesh.
> I am real
I am weed.
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> The final reveal of the cock he kept dutifully hidden
Notice how that is unequivocally male while Viktor gets all the female pronouns, lmao.
> There was too much to put into words
I'd dare say there wasn't enough. This was 10k yet I breezed through it (unlike PBM's because she just has so much BS). The plot was nonexistent. Chemistry? What's that? All I got is that this guy doesn't see his brother as his brother but a woman who calls herself 'he'. Rather telling, no?
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Could you tell this was a real and honest man? Me neither. As for the GOT plot, don't think twice about it. Just think about that waifu and their Disney princess mannerisms. Oh, and a dog died.

Now, let's look at these comments. People ate this shit up.
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> I cannot be normal about this
And it's a quote about how a 'cis' male will make a trans man who isn't even seen as trans his broodmare, lmao

Lovingdelusions, who wrote 'Your pussy likes me' and other hilarious, quotable lines, squees about her pet pooner being a blushing maiden. It confirms they just want basic hetslop but make it 💕GENDER💕
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> Writing is so good
She couldn't write a dog being poisoned properly and how that impacted the plot. Wrote Viktor's entire family being murdered and then has him forget that and cry over a dog because he 'never saw death before'.
> In character
He says he will see Viktor as a man, yet keeps calling him by female pronouns and does not actually see him as one. You have to love it. I love retarded authors and their sycophant fans.

You've heard of the promise of intensive anal in a Target changing room. I'll take you one step further: pussy pounding in an airport bathroom. The TSA doesn't get paid enough to deal with this shit. The lines for this fic include:
- As long as he was close to his boyfriend and full of his cock, he didn’t care anymore what happened.

In sum: itsy bitsy omega gets fucked in an airport bathroom, carries a truckload (literally) of semen up his snatch on a plane, stews in it for hours, and gets a Christmas surprise of a marriage proposal and pregnancy. No TSA agents or planes were grounded in the making of this fuck-ass RP.

Our bonded alpha/omega pair are headed down south for the holidays to spend time with the alpha male's family. They can't wait to take time off work and are purring like V8 engines while they get everything packed and loaded. For some reason, socks are the most difficult thing to pack (must be their phallic imagery) and you are steadfastly reminded that this is a Real Man when Viktor is called 'wifey'. It leaves him feeling hot and bothered and it 'disturbs' him, but not in a bad way, of course. Misgendering is bad, y'know? He gets so hot and bothered he has to go off to finger himself or shove a toy up that slick hole because - surprise surprise - he's entering one of his heats, and he's gotta take the edge off someone. With what, you might ask? A sex toy he only just remembered to clean:
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> He was always careful about sanitization, but he gave the object a quick wipe-down to be safe anyways
Do you remember that fic where Jayce shoved a toy that he thought went up Viktor's ass into his mouth for a taste? I 'member. Can't be sticking toys with old omega slick up your coochie.
> Already soaking wet, and flushed from the beginnings of his heat
> His swollen little clit
Like I said: this is just an excuse to write M/F it's hetslop but make it 💞GENDER💞
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> This left him whimpering like a kitten
Haha get it, he's just a kitten because cats are associated with the feminine! He's a pussy in both directions!
> It was so difficult, though, while fucking himself on a toy so similar to his mate's cock. Nothing could match the real thing
Oh? You're saying a piece of silicone can't match the feel of a real dick? Someone tell the dick-averse lesbians that.
> Today's thought was Jayce calling him his wife. Of being his wife
We're not even trying with the 'trans men are men' thing anymore. We are just calling them waifus and pussy owners and admitting they're actually women and expecting other people to roll with it. Going full circle now.
> Focused his energy on pulling the cock out to its tip and slamming it back in
I thought he was having difficulty because of the angle of his wrist? Glad it got fixed in a few sentences or else we wouldn't have our omega fucking himself on a dildo that is 'nothing compared to the real thing'.
> Any bigger and it would kiss his cervix
Usually, alpha male dicks are 12 inches and above. If it is 'barely' kissing his cervix, it means it isn't going past his belly button. Watch her retcon this and have him go past it to where he can 'feel it in his ribs'.
> He reached between them to softly push the toy in a little furhter. nice and snug
Yes, he's walking around with a giant dildo between his legs while packing clothes. Priorities.
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> Having a knotted cock shoved inside your cunt could make you a little wobbly on your feet
You don't say.
> He fetched a couple of pairs of his nice lingerie
Very masc. Let me guess: black lace panties?
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> Play around in his own spare time with some of their toys
That's literally what you're doing right now, genius.
> Shuffled to their bathroom to clean the toy
Yeah, imagine if he just let that thing dry on the counter. Our alpha male would try to deepthroat that thing like a lollipop (but not really; alpha males don't suck dick. That's not very masculine of them).

There's some dialogue between these two, real lovey-dovey shit, with Viktor asking Jayce if he would love him if he was still a puddle. Jayce answers yes, but it would be hard to fuck him if he was a puddle, so he scoops him up bridal style (very masc!) to their bed. No smut scene yet, but he does talk about how 'overwhelming' his family can be. We cut to a few days later and the need to shove something up his vagina has settled down a bit. He is thankful Jayce's alpha male scent masks his own because other alpha males might try something. Not that that is a worry at the moment; the big worry is that his suppressants (this world's version of contraception, which is interesting as contraception seemingly does not exist in omegaverse) are missing. He put them in the wrong bag and this is the WRONG time to want to jump alpha male dick! What is his solution? To ask his alpha male to fetch them? Nope - he goes to the bathroom and starts crying. Very masc.

Jayce, ever the caring alpha, wonders what is wrong and notices something is off with his scent. They cuddle each other and Jayce promises he will take care of his poor omega no matter what. What is the solution to our omega's big problem? Fucking in the airport bathroom.
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Yes, they are fucking in an airport bathroom where hundreds of people go to piss after holding it in after hours of sitting on a plane. Nothing is sexier than hearing someone groan as loud as you as they take a shit in the next stall.
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> The way those large hands wrapped around his waist like it was nothing
I knew this fucking line would come up.
> The way the heavy cock that slid against the cleft of his ass was already hard
This reminds me: since they're at an airport and there are other alphas and omegas in attendance, how come no one else saw that he was sporting a giant erection? Seems like a good time to call over TSA and get a set of gloves up his ass. Can other omegas sue for sexual harassment? For obscene smells? Seems like a nightmare to navigate through.
> Felt the fullness in his lower belly
Also called it. There's always a belly bulge.
> The warmth and weight of his balls brushing against his backside
This makes it seem his balls are flipping ABOVE his dick and are resting on his back, vs bouncing against his ass as gravity would dictate. Interesting physics we've got going here.
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> There was a feeble attempt to roll his hips back and take Jayce further into his pussy
They're fucking in an airport stall. There isn't much room to navigate between you and the dirty-ass toilet.
> You weigh practically nothing
He's just uwu so smol.
> As long as he was close to his boyfriend and full of his cock, he didn't care anymore what happened
I am glad these omegaverse bathrooms are gender neutral. What would happen if another alpha came in there and decided to bitch our Latino dog here? That would be very fun and masculine, now would it?
> Bounced him on that thick cock of is
Great, now you have a great view of that toilet and whether it was cleaned that morning.
> All he could do was wiggle his hips and cling
How are you wiggling your hips if he has you by the hips and is using you like a fleshlight?
> His alpha
UWU ALPHA UWU FUCK ME FUCK ME UWU~~~
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> His hips slapping into Viktor's
He's holding himself up against the wall, btw.
> Felt the knot pop past his snug walls
> Nearly kissing his cervix with the tip of his cock
Oh? Usually he's battering or ramming or trying to penetrate the cervix. Guess he got SPAYED and NEUTERED just at the right time.
> He could feel the warm swell of Jayce flooding his womb, and his thin little belly distended just enough to feel
This is your usual hentai sperm where the alpha male produces so much semen the stomach distends like it's a water balloon. His great idea after this is to just put his pants back on and waddle around with alpha cum dripping out of him while they will sit in their airplane seats for ours. What does alpha male cum smell like? You're gonna find out when the air conditioning hits.
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> Whined at the sudden lack of cock inside him
You should whine more at the smell and how every alpha and omega is going to hone in on it like flies to shit. Worse still you are sitting in it like how Sydney Watson was rolling in sweat after being squashed between two morbidly obese people. You think 500 lb American sweat is bad? Alpha male cum stewing at 30,000 feet must be worse.

To make things worse, Viktor is still in his heat on the plane, meaning everyone else can smell it. Jayce thinks to give him his hoodie as a solution, and whether it actually works or not is not explained. Several hours later (and cum still stewing inside him) they disembark and meet Ximena, who compliments Viktor's weight gain as a result of Jayce's cooking and not his man meat letting loose a few quarts of man milk. We are also introduced to Jayce's friends, one of whom is Dmitri, who in this fic is not your typical asshole who 'eats twinks for breakfast' but is a jock with a good heart. Both of them have mates and Leo, the second friend, is married, much to Jayce's shock and happy surprise. They promise to catch up and bid their goodbyes and begin the drive to Ximena's house. Viktor falls asleep during the 40 minute ride and Jayce takes him up to their shared room, where he remarks that he is proud of Viktor wanting to each science to children and that he is doing very well for their company. There's just a bunch of silly, inane stuff written in between - such as the neighbourhood coming together to find a cat, and Ximena having side effects from a new medication - before we get to another smut scene.
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> I'll keep my knot stuffed in you all night long
I guess blood loss isn't a thing among alpha males. Erections lasting that long are a medical emergency.
> The comfort of his boyfriend and mate. The man who took perfect care of him. The man who could father his kids
Sounds awfully 💞MONOGAMOUS💞and💕HETEROSEXUAL💕and💖CONSERVATIVE💖
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> His scent, his muscles, his words, his heart; everything made him ache
Mm hmm, your muscly Adonis just makes that pussy glow.
> The ache between his legs was too much to indulge in the hot, soapy water
What, are you shooting water up there with a squirt gun?
> Their bathing and showering went swiftly
I thought they were just taking a bath together?
> Something cute. Something festive. Definitely skimpy
It's a slutty outfit a troon would wear, btw.
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> Red velvet skirt so short you can see his ass and cameltoe in the open
> White fur trim
> Thigh-high stockings
Oh yeah, that's your tranny outfit right.
> He felt like prey being sized up by its hungry predator
Funny how this is always the dynamic they keep falling back to: uwu smol white (wo)man getting claimed by the big, muscly brown beast.
> Wrapped his hands around his itty-bitty waist
> His fingers still circled him almost completely
This fucking line. We get it: he's just soooooooooooooooooooo smol, tiny, cute, white swan-necked and something so frail and fragile one slip and you'll break his bones. He's just so small and itty bitty against those HUGE hands and HUGE legs and HUGE muscles and HUGE cock. Never beating that omegaverse meme of the alpha male CEO with gigantic shoulders and the omega who has to be seen with a magnifying glass.
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> It was perfect and perky
There is literally no meat on his ass whatsoever. He's lucky his pussy is like a wet sponge to make up for it. Grinding against him must feel like grinding two knives together.
> He needed to be stuffed, and manhandled and out of his mind with pleasure
You mean he has to be fucked stupid. That's what that is.
> Make a mess of me dadyd
Well at least the TSA doesn't have to clean it up.
> Spearing him on it in one swift move
Me when I make my shish kebab just right:
> He supposed, in his delirious brain, that between his heat and how wet he already was, it didn't matter that much
It'd be like sliding a cucumber in a wet glove.
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> Like he belonged there. Like it was home
Almost as if you have complementary genitalia.
> His small Adam's apple
He doesn't have one because he is female.
> His tits were thick, soft, and hairy, and his hands barely covered them
He's just so smol. Look at those tiny hands barely able to cover those man tits that have more meat than his pathetic ass. He's running up that hill and climbing up that mountain of a man because he's just your uwu tiny omega!
> The sensation of his boyfriend nearly hitting his cervix
Interesting. Before he 'barely reached' his cervix, now he is 'nearly hitting' it. His dick size is as consistent as his squirting schedule.
> Friction of Jayce's big cock against his inner walls
You don't need personality or an actual story. Just write a big dick going in a pussy and you are sold.
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> Those large, strong hands which were currently groping his tits
The funniest thing about reading this is that his tits are larger than Viktor's.
> They were barely there
> Enough to be a handful
> Small enough he didn't need to bind
Then they are not a 'handful'. A handful suggests there is breast tissue to grab, which means a B cup or more. Viktor does not have any breasts to grab; this makes him an A-cup. There are no tits to play with and no ass to smack off of. Pathetic.
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> His balls slapping his ass
All I can hear are onions hitting a bamboo board.
> He'd orgasmed another two times with the way his belly was bulging
All that semen and this society doesn't think of setting up sperm banks. I'm guessing overpopulation is not a concern for them?

Well after they are done fucking and his vagina is filled up like an ice cream truck, Jayce decides to propose on Christmas morning. He gets a tiny ring for his tiny finger on his tiny hand, because he's uwu so smol. What is the next big gift on offer? Viktor is pregnant1 He can now become his true tradwife self and pop out those babies like it's no big deal. Who cares about his disability and its effects on gestation (such as the additional weight on his spine)? We want babies! WE WANT BABIES! We need our domestic supply of infants!

I am also sure this is written by one of those fuck-ass roleplay accounts that have been popping up where they headcanon Viktor as a cat and Jayce as a wolf. You can put two and two together and what the metaphors are there.

A user highlighted in this post, Cartoonzy (Powerword: Nina Mancuso, former character designer at Nickelodeon), had a Fixed Secret Santa written for her. Fitting the theme of a Gypsy promoting pedophilia, the child involved in this is 12 years old, with the sexual attraction starting at 10. The lines for Nina Mancuso's pedophile gift fic include:
- He would have done this a long time ago, being deprived of the charms of his sweet pussy; tight snug, and delectable around his shaft
- His pussy was the tightest he had ever had, the walls barely accommodating for his size even after all that prep
- The silken heat of his cunt welcomed him in. Most of all is the cathartic, sleek clench of his pussy, enticing him to just take what he deserved
- how his wet, slick pussy sucked his cock in so eagerly
- He couldn’t get enough of it, slamming into his son with a ruthless, fierce vigor, his thrusts reaching places too choked up for his thick cock to venture
- Coated by a mix of cum and slick, his shaft glided in and out with better ease than earlier, but it was still undeniably, impossibly too tight. The heat clamped down on his dick, making his vision go colorless and blind. It took him an eternity before sliding out, only to slam back in, with every thrust made to be savored. Every time their hips met, his balls smacked into his taint with a deliberate slap, stuffing him nice and full.
- All that seemed to matter in his head was the cock ramming into him, judging by the euphoric moans drawn from his lips.
- To him, he was his precious son, his little cocksleeve molded to fit his size, approved for his thick, veiny girth.
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> Men are terrible
> Certainly didn't have strong feelings one way or another for children
In the business we call this foreshadowing.
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> Unmarried mothers were deeply frowned upon in Piltover
That's a bigger sin than pedophilia, apparently.
> He couldn't have been more than seven-years-old
Gotta get those chubs on young. These Jayvik pedophiles like pushing the envelope to see how young they can make him for sex.
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> Jayce would seek him out
In the business, we call this foreshadowing. People think it's so cute and endearing that he's acing like a father figure to this child, when all he wants is to stick his dick inside. Here's 9k words of a pedophile trying to excuse their pedophilia.
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> Adopted him three years ago
> Nine years old
> Started with the glimpse of his son's changing body
We are going to avoid any mention that this 'son' is actually a daughter, because misgendering is worse than pedophilia. Don't you love getting a Secret Santa about a grown-ass man who rapes a child?
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> Moles sprinkled across Viktor's pale flesh like little dots on a scatterplot. His skin was unblemished, untouched, his small breasts were perky with erect nipples
This is about a ten-year-old, and was made for a gift for a grown-ass Italian woman who designed cartoons. A real Angela Vondra situation.
> Was this the age when kids starting becoming self-conscious of their bodies?
This is a 10-year-old female child who just realized the man who adopted her is sexually attracted to her and that he will never see her as innocent ever again. The 'trans' identity is just tacked on. Daddy's a pedophile and there is nothing she can do to stop him.
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> Pressed up against him, pinning him to the counter over the sink
> His forearms bulged with veins wrapped around muscle while Viktor's limbs were pale and slender
Yeah, because he's 10-years-old and a grown-ass man is caging him in.
> It wasn't totally innocent how Jayce had clamped his fists around the back of Viktor's hands, as if he were cleaning off his son
Just father-son things: bonding over rubbing your erection into their back as you do the dishes erotically.
> Stark contrast of their sizes
He is a child. You are comparing a child to an adult.
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> You're disgusting. He knew he was. Ugly, horrible, predatory, filthy. A real pervert
I have been told that provided a MAP doesn't touch kids, they're OK. If they think things like this they're OK. I wasn't aware it was such a big fantasy among cartoon animators.
> Fathers touch their sons like this, didn't they?
Were YOU touched by your father like this, or do you wish your father was as sexually attractive as Jayce?
> Since when did he get quiet around him?
He's old enough to know what you're doing is making him uncomfortable. Women and girls learn early on that silence is the best way to avoid a man's rage.
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> Suddenly, Jayce's actual affliction surfaced in his brain
His greatest opp is another child that he thinks is stealing his son's attention, lmao.
> It'd be easy, he realized, to bend Viktor over this counter and fuck him while he's still wearing his school uniform
> He could undo the shorts, slip Viktor's panties to the side, and fuck him hard
Nothing like adults assigning adult sexuality to children. Why is a 10-year-old wearing 'panties' and not underwear? Even for pedophilic purposes, they can't help but feminize their victims.
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> It was a perfectly normal biological reaction. Men get hard
Yes, it's a perfectly normal biological reaction to want to fuck kids. Who cares if their vagina isn't fully developed or reinforced and easily prone to infection? It's virginal and so, so tempting.
> So what if his love for his son is a bit...unorthodox
And it's just pedophilia.
> He always looked so enticing by parading around his home in those kinds of clothes
And they are normal, 'modest' clothes, but that hasn't stopped this pedophile from getting sexually aroused, has it? He can't help but think of that 'perky little ass' through khaki shorts as if he's wearing short-shorts for a Florida beach.

Now he's outright engaging in child pornography by taking photographs of an unconsenting child. I love it when Jayviks keep showing they only see this character as a pedophile rapist rather than a three-dimensional character.
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> Just a few photographs that he used to jerk off when his hunger became insatiable
And soon those photographs will turn to videos and then the real thing, because escalation is a major theme for these parasites.
> Better than buying a callgirl, right?
'Ew, get those DISEASED ADULT WOMEN away from me, I want that virginal 12-year-old pussy!'
> He was now 12-years-old
When did he celebrate two birthdays? Last I checked, he was 10.
> Couldn't help but noticed how some of the men's eyes would linger far too long on his son
He doesn't like competition. That child is HIS to rape. Look at those shorts riding up on those cream-soft thighs - we love our white skin - and those sexy socks. Yum. Who can resist not wanting that 12-year-old siren?
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> It gnawed at Jayce. The growing distance. The lack of time spent together. Viktor's lovely, changing body
"Why isn't this 12-year-old letting me grope and rape them? Why are they avoiding me as if I don't get an erection every time they're around? Why aren't they reciprocating my adults feelings?"
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> Over his son's small form, the only barrier being Viktor's thin sleep clothes already ridden up his stomach
These people love highlighting their size differences because it's oh-so-hot, but conveniently forget the fact that this is a grown-ass adult that is about to molest a fucking child. You have quite the taste, Nina.
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Ah, the classic groomer strategy: appeal to the child's guilt so they can perceive these acts are a normal, alternative way of showing love. If the kid prefers to stay at school rather than stay at home, they are old enough to know their adoptive father is a pedophile.
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> Of course he would be the one Viktor cared about the most
Well, yeah, You are his father figure and you are using that title to manipulate and groom a kid.
> He reveled in the control, the attention, and the occupancy of himself residing like a weight in Viktor's mind
These are the same men who have to live in solitary confinement because they fear rape and murder by other inmates. Sucks when they lose control, huh?
> Sinking into the soft flesh like biting into forbidden fruit
> Never inhaled anything more intoxicating than his son's addictive scent
Couldn't even wait for the Quinceañera. Latinos really do love raping white children.
> So innocent, so refined, and so pure
And white skin is the best to defile. You can see every bruise.
> Jayce's touch crept up to Viktor's small chest, kneading the supple mound
'Supple mound' suggests he's a B cup or above. This kid hasn't even gone through menarche yet. But hey, enjoy all these adult descriptions of a child's vagina.
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> He needed to be locked up for this. Here he was, fingering his son on a school night
He needs to be locked up for that, but not the child pornography he was making of his son. THAT is OK.
> Viktor was already wet, soaking every appendage
Ah, the classic 'make the minor's vagina wet like an adult's'. He doesn't squirt in this one; the male rapist is the one dumping the cream on the creamy skin here.
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> It feels weird
That is the single most common line found in these fics, because these pedophiles just LOVE making it seem as if a child would enjoy rough vaginal sex from a 250 lb man. Once again, they infantilize themselves as adults, while giving adult sexuality to children.
> The small form quivered in his arms as he tried to deny himself
He is 12. He is old enough to understand what his happening, and he knows it is wrong and shouldn't be happening. Not that that matters; let's talk about a minor's 'panties' becuase 12-year-olds are calling them panties now.
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> Stroking between the warm folds
He's talking about a 12-year-old's vulva, btw.
> Jayce would be downright lying if he didn't feel vindicated by it, the renewed control
That's the draw of being a pedophile: the power and influence you hold over your victim is second to none. You are aware they have no experience, whereas you do, and groom them in the ways of sex so they know no one else other than you.
> He shouldn't want this. He shouldn't want to kiss his son like this, but why did it feel so fucking good?
Because you're a pedophile. It was always going to escalate to this.
> He tried to cling to his panties, but Jayce yanked the offending fabric down his legs with ease
"He was wet, therefore, he was asking for it."
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> I can't stop anymore. I've wanted this for a very long time now
Yeah, he had the hots for his adopted son at *checks notes* seven-years-old. A real cradle robber.
>While the other wanted to lock his son up and breed him every single day
"Hey I might be a PEDOPHILE but at least I'm not a transphobe! Sorta."
> All he could focus on was making him enjoy it just as much as he did
Because if you get 'em young, they'll know nothing else, and will think that what happened to them as a child was not sex abuse.
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> Cream-soft skin
We know he's white, thanks. These Jayvik pedophiles love highlighting how white this kid's skin is more than their wanking over a child.
> It hurts my feelings when you lie to me
You're gonna love it when Frank Castle and Frank Horrigan tag-team sodomizing you. Which Frank will go first? Ask which one is willing to go for lunch first.
> He lapped at Viktor's folds next, delving deep with his tongue
> HE supped on it like Viktor was a gourmet dessert, warm, inviting, and delicious on his tongue
This is up there with 'protuberant pussy lips' (that was used for an 11-year-old child idol Viktor) with how utterly insane this is. You are talking about how juicy a minor's vulva is. Face the wall, now.
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> Tonguing the succulent nectar between Viktor's thighs
Succulent nectar and protuberant pussy lips. These pedophiles are quite the wordsmiths.
> The bruises would follow on pale skin later, like red camellias blooming in winter
We know he's white, thanks. Pedophiles seem to like white children the best.
> If you accused him of being possessive, he would deny it and say that he was simply labeling what was his
So you're being possessive and marking up a child's body as your property because...? He was too sexy to resist? Yeah that'll go well in court.
> Viktor realized the massive size he was trapped beneath
Can't tell if the pedo bitch is referring to his penis or body size, but we'll go with both. It doesn't surprise me they are going with S2 bearded Jayce, because that is the look Jayvik shotacons immediately jumped on. They took one look and went, 'Oh yeah, he'd be great raping a 10-year-old.'
> As if overloaded by Jayce's sheer size ramming into him all at once
Yeah. You're a 12-year-old with a minor's physiology. Taking what is assumed to be a 10 inch or 12 inch penis may well kill you, but the draw to these pedo fucks is a tiny opening getting split open. This is later confirmed with the classic, 'It won't fit' 'I'll make it fit' line.
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> You're so tight, baby. Taking all of me
This is a 12-year-old he is talking about taking his fucking dick.
> You can handle this
He physically cannot, and neither can your ass once you get raped in prison.
> He would have done this a long time ago, being deprived of the charms of Viktor's sweet pussy; tight snug, and delectable around his shaft
Ah yes, nothing like admitting you'd rape a seven-year-old because their pussy would be tighter.
> Please, it's too much. Not gonna fit
But you see, dear reader, 12-year-olds have magic vaginas according to pedophiles. They can stretch to accommodate whatever penile size is desired. Later, you'll read how this loving father didn't want to wear a condom because it would feel better for him and not the child he's raping.
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> His brain didn't allowed him to dwell on it as much as the pleasure
Let's be real here: he was never going to feel guilt on fucking a child. The guilt will always be around getting caught.
> It was important that Viktor felt safe; that he felt loved
He says while making a child sob while penetrating them with his 'extra large' penis.
> What they were doing wasn't wrong, per se
> It would be a formality until Viktor came of age, then they could freely marry
> And if Viktor could get pregnant
I love how the author made sure to respect Viktor's pronouns yet Jayce immediately wants children and knows which set of genitalia to use.
> He should have used a condom, but doing it raw was much better. Besides, it felt better without one
"Yeah I don't care if I am raping a child with the intent to impregnate them. MUH DICK NEEDS TO FEEL SMOOTH!"
> He allowed Viktor to adjust to his girth as his sobs subsided
He still cries during the act, btw. So he never really adjusted.
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> Found you in some filthy Zaunite slum and I came and got you, right?
He says while he rapes him.
> Especially when he sank his cock in Viktor's velvet-soft folds
This is a 12-year-old he is talking about.
> Indescribable pleasure inundated every single synapse, slowly burying his thick shaft until he bottomed out
See point above.
> Viktor's pussy was the tightest he had ever had, the walls barely accommodating for his size even after all that prep
BECAUSE HE IS 12-YEARS-OLD. THIS IS A FEMALE CHILD THAT HAS NOT YET STARTED MENARCHE. What, did you expect them to be loose, you bitch?
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> Let me know if it hurts
He did. He was literally sobbing and telling you it was 'too big to fit'.
> His dick was
When you are so horny with thoughts of raping a 12-year-old you forget to complete your sentence
> His body folded nearly in half
Hey, he might be disabled, but when it comes to rough, passionate pedophilic sex, you're gonna be turned into a pretzel. Just like those priests like it.
> He began to rock back and forth, fucking into Viktor nice and slow
> Jayce could keep him here forever, kept safe in his estate, where he would lavish Viktor would gifts and warm meals
Nothing like keeping your wee housewife barefoot and pregnant because using their reproductive organs against them like that is done only to female children.
> The silken heat of Viktor's cunt welcomed him in. Most of all is the cathartic, sleek clench of his pussy, enticing him to just take what he deserved
These people are very obsessed over describing how a minor's genitalia can suck in a dick like a Dyson vacuum.
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> He was going to cum like some teenage, virginal schoolboy
You had time to develop your sexuality. The 12-year-old female child you're raping, however...
> Almost achingly thorough in how he plowed into him so easily, how his wet, slick pussy sucked his cock in so eagerly
This is a 12-year-old they are talking about.
> His small tits bounced with every intentional, steady shove of his dick
I thought he was getting plowed into. Also, this is a 12-year-old with A-cups.
> The pleasure was immense
I don't think drinking each time this word is used will bleach your memories of what you just read, but I'm here to help.
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> Folding him in half
He was already folded in half and you were already pounding into him.
> Slamming into his son with a ruthless, fierce vigor, his thrusts reaching paces to choked up for his thick cock to venture
His cervix. He's battering against his cervix.
> No law could keep them apart
I am still very tempted to get Frank Horrigan on the line here and see if he can fit his fist up your ass.
> Coated by a mix of cum and slick, his shaft glided in and out with better ease than earlier, but it was still impossibly too tight
Because you are fucking a 12-year-old with an underdevelped vagina. You are more likely yo give your 'son' a vaginal prolapse than to stick your dick inside.
> The heat clamped down on his dick, making his vision go colorless and blind
I can make that permanent when I chuck some acid on your face.
> Every time their hips met, his balls smacked into Viktor's taint with a deliberate slap, stuffing him nice and full
These people have quite the obsession over minors getting their taints slapped by a set of big balls. If Jayce was not attractive and looked like Maduro, it wouldn't hit as hard.
> All that seemed to matter in his head was the cock ramming into him, judging by those euphoric moans drawn from his lips
Is it euphoria, or are you so drunk on your own dick you can't differentiate pain from euphoria?
> To him, Viktor was his precious son, his little cocksleeve, approved for his thick, veiny girth
Notice how the emphasis is on making the male the most well-endowed thing ever, with a veiny girth so veiny you could pop a vein with a thumb tack, and the minor they are assaulting is a pure white virgin. That is deliberate. And they say the writer of 'The Slob' has a fetish.
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> Every child has a rebellious phase, and all naughty children deserved a little punishment
Does that include shoving your big veiny girth that deserves to be popped with an air pump inside them?
>Able to fit the plush mound in his mouth
He doesn't have breasts.
> He was so gorgeous, long lashes fluttering to stay awake
Giving children adult sexuality, round 3. Or 4. I've lost track.
> Gonna cum. Want you stuffed full
He wants that pussy that sucked in his dick stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey.
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> His cock stuttering in the confines of Viktor's cunt, fulling his son nice and deep
> Sure to spill within
...you are already ejaculating inside him 'deeply'. Where else do you think those bucketloads of cum are going?
> Steady stream of cum would no doubt follow, spilling all over their thighs and into the bedsheets
This is a 30-something man, btw. Talking about how much semen he dumped into a kid who hasn't even gone through puberty yet.
> Teach him all the ways he could be fucked
> The perfect little seedbed, his personal toy to cherish and breed when the time is right
It's funny. Whenever trans Viktor is written in these pedophilic works, he's getting groomed and raped and 'stuffed full of cum'. When it's Jayce being talked about, he's a 13-year-old stud ready to go and aware of what he wants. The male child initiates sex; the female child is reduced to a breeding sow. Even in their disgusting pedophile fantasies, they know exactly which one is which.

As always, pedophiles deserve the rope, the bridge, and to bounce off of cement. Look for Nina Marcuso's phonebook in the shotacon thread because she is going there.
 

Dunno if this was shared here yet, but found this shit-ass article from a Z-list "comedian" who hasn't done anything relevant since 2023. It's yet another retarded bitch who thinks fanfiction is "rebellion", as if sitting on your greasy ass all day while typing BakugoxDeku scat romance fanfic is going to topple the establishment and Big Book.

This is exactly what I was talking about some hundred posts ago, with a redditor sperging about being rebellion through fanfics. It's nothing retard ficcers who think they're doing something productive or stretching the technicalities of their shitty writing thin due to a subconscious need of self-validation, because deep down they know fanfiction is anything but deep.
 
For a palate cleanse, here is something involving adults for once. Stupidsarah has published the final two chapters of 'Buckle Up, Buttercup!', our Haybale Hoe story where a Shania Twain lookalike goes for a ride on a cowboy who ends up becoming a pegleg.
It's been a while since the last update, but for a quick summary: after fucking in the shower our buckle bunny bids our cowboy good luck on riding the Mercury Hammer a legendary bull that has never been broken and who tore up our cowboy real good. Chapter 3 begins with him waking up in the hospital after his accident, foggy-brained and trying to pull at his IV. He has to be restrained by nurses who tell him he'll get the strap (not the backdoor kind) if he doesn't calm down. The nurse is none-too-pleased with him acting up, given his size and all, and tells him he's been in a medically induced coma. Before the nurse can answer how long, the doctor comes in and begins answering questions. All Jayce can remember is the name of the bull that gored him. The doctor tells him that he suffered a 14-inch laceration on his spine that luckily did not breach the bone, and a pulverized tibia from the bull's hooves. The reason for the medically induced coma was due to sepsis brought on by bacteria introduced from the bull's hooves or the dirt in the arena (but not the horns or anything that came in from the compound fracture in his tibia). In any case, they had to call his wife, Elena (Elenas are always bitches) about his situation and she consented to them amputating his leg below the knee to stop the infection (which suggests necrotizing fasciitis as well, and not just sepsis).

He has nightmares over his encounter, with the usual 'chased by the monster and you trip and fall' scenario, until the excruciating pain wakes him up. He has to call a nurse to give him morphine, but a nurse doesn't arrive in his room: it's the Haybale Hoe Viktor. He lied and said he was Jayce's cousin to gain access to his room, and boy is he excited. He's high from the morphine and says that Viktor is an angel because he's so beautiful and his voice is like butter and he's just that pretty - hey, did you know his leg is gone? He's still dealing with that and has a little hysterical Joker moment. He begins hyperventilating and shakes the bed so bad he might give the poor thing a seizure, and Viktor crawls in beside him to give him company (and his insurance must be pretty damn good to give him a hospital bed like that). Viktor tells him that he knows what it's like to have your live irrevocably changed in a minute, and that he will be okay. Jayce asks if he can kiss him, to which Viktor replies he is always there to kiss him.

In the next scene, Jayce confronts Elena - over the phone, of course. He has made his decision and will divorce the cissy white bitch, and tells her to pack her things and to get out of his house. He'll have the divorce papers ready as soon as he's out of the hospital (once he doesn't die after seeing that hospital bill, that is). She tells him, 'for what it's worth, I'm sorry' but he knows she's bullshitting. All I can say is: at least it isn't Mel for once. Viktor, by contrast, admits he's ecstatic, because Elena never treated Jayce right (and never offered her asshole unprompted) and he wants Jayce all to himself. He nearly breaks his cane when Jayce talks about Elena (because fuck that cis bitch!) and is there as moral and sexual support. Also, for some reason, they never gave Jayce a catheter. He pisses in a bed pan, which means he has been moving around, and means he shouldn't be shocked at seeing a wheelchair for the first time. He asks where the crutches are, but the nurse says he hasn't been cleared to have them until he meets his physiotherapist. None of them apparently told him about this beforehand. They also say that he is 'too big' for them to catch if he falls taking a piss, which makes one wonder where all the big male nurses are to move him around. This nurse is able to wheel him around in a wheelchair and she tells him that the hospital can let him maneuver around when they should have done that as soon as he was sober enough to move around.

Never fear, Viktor is there to teach him how to use a wheelchair, because if that Haybale Hoe didn't need one after getting their holes slammed in the first chapter, he learned pretty young how to use one. He also decides to engage in his own physiotherapy with a good handjob.
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> His cock throbs at the pet name
If I called him a 'dirty wetback dog', do you think I'll get the same results?
> His hand small and warm through the fabric
He's just uwu so smol.
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> Long, delicate fingers
I thought his hand was small? He's just got dainty hands, precious hands, perfect with that very masc nail polish.
> Viktor won't find you attractive. He will only feel bad for you
Something I noticed is that even in the fanart, Viktor doesn't have his leg brace. None of these people are crying about that erasure as they do with other artists, strangely. In any case, you fucked Shania Twain with a bum leg in her ass. Pretty sure they'll find you attractive even if you have a peg leg.
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> The undivided, unhurried devotion that Viktor pays him and his cock
Reminder that he has not showered and only has had sponge baths. This Haybale Hoe then decides to deepthroat month-old dick sweat.
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> Over his delicate, pretty, pleading face. Along the petite, gentle cures of his body
'Petite' means anyone under 5'4. Viktor is 5'8, making him above average. But we need that uwu petite line so he looks smaller against the bigger, stronger male. Sexual dimorphism is on full display here.
> Soft, ergonomic cushions
This must be a great hospital or that insurance must've paid out because who gets ergonomic cushions in a hospital wheelchair?
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> Sucks Jayce's cock between his lips. He doesn't stop there, quickly pushing his length as far down his throat as he can
I would like to remind people he hasn't showered. This is month old hospital dick right here. Bedpan dick. Yum! Keep swirling that Starbucks flavour, baby!
> You should put your beautiful cock away becasuse a nurse will be coming in her any minute
If she caught them, she could report them and Jayce would be kicked out. Not to mention she would kindly say that Viktor just deepthroated stinky dick. Fun.

Luckily, the nurse is ever so oblivious and suggests that Jayce can get fresh air for once. Viktor, is 'cousin', is all too eager to help. After a few more weeks (and no mention of the hospital bill), he returns home. He isn't excited to go to his house and Viktor offers to stay outside for moral support. Jayce says no, having his side ho will give him the strength he needs to confront his bitchy cis wife. Before they pull up, Viktor is in awe at his house: a nice, massive mansion befitting a rodeo champion (and FUCK capitalism, am I right?). They walk through the kitchen - also huge and well-equipped - and Elena is at the kitchen island, your typical blonde, blue-eyed bitch who calls to mind Erika Kirk. The divorce papers are simple - and speedran, if that's anything to go by - he keeps the house, the truck, and the trailer, and she keeps her car and the condo they bought together. She asks if there are any more chances to keep their marriage together, and Jayce says no. She steals a look at Viktor - the Shania Twain to her Erika Kirk coolness - and accepts the divorce with nary a raised voice. Her final words are, 'I hope riding was worth it' and Jayce uses Viktor's emotional labour instead. He says he wishes he could have come to his senses sooner and not let her treat him like this. He goes through the motions of losing his wife, his leg, and potentially his career and how he needs to change now because of those circumstances.

Viktor, along with offering emotional labour, offers pussy labour, too.
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> You are a dream come true, you realize that, right?
Nothing in the front, nothing in the back, but Shania Twain here has got her holes open unlike Erika Kirk over here. Yeehaw!
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> It's not the most fluid of transitions
I legit thought he had picked him up and was HOBBLING to his bedroom. That would have been funny as hell. Instead, he's walking with his crutches and Viktor is walking beside him. Not as sexy as you would expect, but hey, that buckle bunny is going to get a horn up that hooha.
> Easy girl
Misgendering is OK provided you have a big dick and do anal.
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> Low and heady, full of fervour. Viktor tastes amazing, the salty tang of his arousal quickly flooding Jayce's mouth
Glad to read that his vagina juice tastes like the sauce you dip shrimp in. Mmm, horseradish.
> Wraps his lips around the small head of his cock
2 inches vs 12, that's a big difference.
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> The view is stunning
Uh, he can't see anything aside from his pussy. Unless that's what you meant?
> Sticks his tongue out, curling it around Viktor's cock
Funny how we refer to the clit as a cock, yet he's called a girl and a 'bunny' everywhere else. We can't go too far with the misgendering.
> Slides three fingers into Viktor at once, the stretch wringing a gasp from the bunny sitting on his face
'Silly rabbit. This dick is for kids.' Too soon?
> Pleasure against Viktor's cock
The clit is a cock but the bunny is a girl...OK, son. BTW, Jayce still hasn't showered yet. Hope you like the smell of old sweat and starch!

They wake up together in the pre-dawn, all cuddly and groggy, and Jayce, still unwashed, fucks his buckle bunny with that stale dick.
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> Frustrate the boy
> Boy
> Boy
> Girl
BTW, in the epilogue, they end up having a daughter together, Olivia. They seemingly know what sex is in fetuses and neonates and toddlers.
> His bandaged appendage giving him no more than a gentle throb of pain at the action
Mind you, that is still an open wound that needs to be cleaned and changed, and he still has to get off the morphine. So not only is he going down on musty dick, he's smelling peeling skin and pus. Fun.
> The slickness that easily wraps around the crown of Jayce's cock is enough to make his eyes roll back into his skull
Erika - er, Elena, could never. Frigid bitches always have frigid pussies. Now, trans men on the other hand are sluts on command.
> He pushes his cock inside of Viktor's warm, wet cunt
> Sheathes himself to the hilt
Cliché.
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> His hops singing with pleasure as he fucks his boy from behind
They're singing because you're pulling more than a dozen muscles, not because of sexual euphoria. Watch him rip a stitch.
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Quite the romntic ending, eh? We started off with a buckle bunny getting fcked crazy in a trailer, to a guy getting ripped up by a bull, to getting his dick sucked in the hospital, to having a baby.

Chapter 4 is the epilogue, and I'll sum it up here: it is one year later and Jayce returns to the barn during the dry season to try to ride a bull for the first time. He's got a prosthetic now and would like to return to the arena, yet has a little panic attack as he sees another bull. Not to worry, Viktor is there with their six-month old daughter, Olivia, who was 'unexpected' and forget Viktor's disability because he can shit out babies no problem like the bunny he is. He encourages Jayce to get on that bull and to finally get over his trauma. He does, and that's a wrap.

TBH, I liked the first two chapters. It was just Shania Twain getting railed by a hot cowboy. The latter two chapters are Sarah's attempt to be domestic, and that is her weak spot. I find myself not giving a damn, because she always leans into the feminization regarding V here and he is just a woman with male pronouns. She doesn't even try to make this character masculine at all, and it is enough of a trend to get those almonds activated. She has no plans on changing it; in fact, in the end notes, she says her hyperfixations lasts 'for years', so you will see more feminization of a male character (because she absolutely refuses to admit it's hetslop) and him getting that pussy fucked and bred. She has other fics I mean to read, but those are later projects. All in all, the smut isn't bad. The storytelling I don't give a damn for. It isn't PBM's pedophilia fic, which I will give her credit for, but her insistence on adding the trans tag when she is just writing a woman raises a few eyebrows.

Oh, she also draws white Jayce, too. Hasn't been cancelled yet for that when this fandom cancels people for not drawing Viktor's brace correctly. NSFW faves get passes, apparently.

This author, who once threatened to off herself and others if they so much as wrote bottom Jayce, decided to branch out of her pedophilia for once and write a story based on the current hot show, 'Heated Rivalry'. She decided to touch on the homophobia gay hockey players face by...having one announce his love for pussy.
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> Hockey has been an important part of Jayce's life for many years nw
> He had never hated hockey more than those years after the snowstorm
You could've chosen soccer, which is closer to what Latinos play. Hockey really is a white man's game.
> Becamse the man of the house
We know what men are when it comes to being providers, I see.
> He was a timid guy
He actually is not timid, but keep promoting that lie so it will make your pedophilic tendencies look better.
> Can't exactly come out with the relationship
This is set in a world that does not have homophobia or transphobia, so when they choose to set it in the modern world, you get a little moral conundrum. The second is that if he was outed, his teammates will be wondering how the hell he could be a faggot if he isn't sucking dick, but licking pussy? That's just straight with extra steps, is what they'd say. A famous hockey player dating a pooner would be a bigger story.
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> Lithe, delicately masculine bodies of the goalies
...Ma'am, have you SEEN hockey goalies. She claims to have done research for this, but a quick search shows the average weight for goalies is...wait for it...205 lbs. The average male hockey player is around 180 lbs, and some are 140. They are still very athletic and strong. They are not 'delicate'.
> His teammates did try to set him up with wmen
All they had to do was say the women identified as men. It's clear he doesn't hate pussy or has an aversion to it, he just prefers it if they 'look' like men.
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Reminder this author, who wrote a child getting groomed and raped by a grown-ass male, has to have a trigger warning for THIS, but not for her pedophilia. Priorities. BTW, they would not let a wounded player back onto the ice like that. He'd get medical attention and if his jaw is broken he's off to the hospital.
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This guy tanked hits better than Tai Domi and he doesn't even have an ice pack to the face? Impressive.
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> His lips move as though he is kissing his folds rather than eating him out
Mm, yes. Very homosexual, eating out a pussy. Diving right in there and slopping o that mini-cock like it's the Four Seasons makes you gayer than Liberace and Versace. He's so gay that any notion of sticking a puck up the back door is a big no-no.
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> Driving his cock impossibly deeper
Sorry, all the really graphic stuff is saved when she's writing about fucking kids.
> He's been allowing it to grow out
This makes it seem as if his HEAD is growing out, not his hair. Helps to clarify that.
> His ears stop ringing - he isn't sure when they started doing that
That's the TBI you got from tanking multiple punches to the face. Remember that? He never got medical treatment for that or even a set of stitches. His wounds magically healed as if he hit the randomizer button on the Fallout character creator.
> No one would gasp, grab their chests and avert their eyes in disgust
It's Current Year. They are not going to do that. They will, however, wonder how a gay hockey player is gay when he exclusively tops pussy, only eats pussy, and refuses to do any sort of anal play. All the gay gossip rags filled with actual gay men are going to call him out.
> The head of it shoving at the spongy skin inside his cunt
That's the g-spot she's referring to, not the cervix. That stuff is saved for the 10-year-old Viktor who gets fucked.
> Jayce has fundamentally changed the structure of Viktor's body
> Whether that's true or not, he isn't sure it matters
?? You made a bold claim how your cock changed his insides, and now it doesn't? It isn't even true, anyways. The vagina doesn't get 'loose' that way.
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He's lucky he didn't die. There have been people who have died after getting a hockey puck to the face; famously, Mia Khalifa had a breast implant pop after a hockey puck hit her in the breast. Those shields in front of the rink are there for a reason.
> His cock is enveloped totally by Viktor's slick cunt
"I wonder what society will think of me as a gay man," he thought, as he plowed a vagina and only a vagina
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How lovely. Only the nasty smut is spent on writing pedophilia fics. 'If it's 13, it's a tag team.'
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It has come to my attention that, starting on January 7th and ending on the 13th. is a 'NonCon' week. That means your usual white boy is getting his struggle snuggle with our MS13 inches.
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> With a beard and grown-out hair
It must be studied why Jayviks took one look at S2 Jayce and went, 'yeah, he's a rapist/pedophile there.' It just keeps on happening for it to be a mere coincidence.
> Now, at 35, he looked very different from when he looked seven years ago
Yeah, he's sporting the Charles Manson look.
> Mkay
Very masc, mmmmkay?
> It was several feet taller, brain development and hormonal changes
This almost sounds like Viktor is partially retarded with his 'brain development' line. The 'several feet' line also makes it seem as if he was three feet and under when he was 11; the average height for boys that age is 4 feet. God, Nature is really a TERF by making this proto pooner a midget.
> Jayce was the person who supported him during his transition
As you will come to discover, it seems less out of the goodness of his heart and more like he's a chaser.
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> Viktor could see how expensive everything was
How much do you think he's paying for his T every month? That shit ain't cheap, either.
> Buying a 3D printer
Those also aren't cheap. You aren't hammering home the idea that they are suffering poverty if he can afford a 3D printer AND testosterone every month.
> He'd always had this problem, but it got much worse when he turned eleven
I am sure the puberty blockers and endocrine disruptors helped.
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> Ximena also used to kiss him on the lips, a common custom in their culture
Is transitioning common in their culture, or did she go along with it with a big smile on her face? They're supposed to be related, yet Viktor is fully white. Guess he's adopted or some shit.
> When Viktor had his menarche at only ten years old, Jayce was upset that he wasn't the first to know
That isn't weird as fuck. Why is he, a male, so concerned over a girl's menarche? That should be talk between women. He must already be planning his Age of Consent wedding.
> When Viktor warned on the phone that he would be taking hormone blockers, Jayce got excited
She means puberty blockers. I am told that no child ever goes on them, yet here we have a 10-year-old going on them to prevent the 'wrong puberty' and get another male to talk about 'male puberty'. That totally isn't lovebombing or grooming.
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> When he turned 18, the age at which he was allowed to start using testosterone
That is a lie, because they would start that kid on it at 15-16. They LIKE to say that kids only go on cross-sex hormones at 18, but this would mean that a full-blown adult hasn't started puberty yet. Talk about stunted development.
> Jayce felt immense jealousy towards Viktor
Over what? Jealousy and possessiveness are two different emotions. What does he have to be jealous of? His white skin?
> Since he didn't have a male father figure
Now you have to wonder who was responsible for the whole trans phase thing and what, exactly, caused Viktor to start going 'I'm a boy'.
> They weren't sons of the same father
I was going to say. Ximena would've donated some of that Hispanic DNA and this pure white Victorian pooner would be mixed. Mutts getting raped is a little thornier than a white (wo)man getting raped, don't you think?
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> With all the experience Jayce had gained
They always make the older, more experienced male the rapist, while the innocent naïve trans man is the one getting that pussy raided like an ICE raid - live rounds and all.
> Jayce never treated him like he was fragile
No, but that jealousy is a red flag.
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> But feeling comfort and feeling love were different things
Notice how it is all about the trans man being comfortable, vs making things comfortable for himself. They always take a passive voice, not an active one. That's how you know they cannot write men.
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> Extremely masculine deodorant
I would like to know what the fuck this means. What is classified as 'extremely masculine'? Deodorant? Old Spice? Please enlighten us on the science behind masculine deodorants.
> He was seven years old and Jayce taught him what a panic attack was
> Be a trans man
> You automatically have plethora of mental illnesses that drastically impact your life
> Gets raped
Lol. Lmao
> The smell seemed stronger there, Jayce certainly hadn't changed the bed linens in a week
I doubt it's from his 'masculine stink', but rather, the BV from that testosterone-charged vagina.
> It had to be, it was a smaller size than Jayce's
No shit, because you are FEMALE. The hip band is what is going to give you away.
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> Jayce would soon forget him
I'd also forget you because there's nothing interesting about this character at all. It might have the name and appearance, but it's really just a TransMan!Reader about to get raped by a creepy brother.
> Sometimes he wished Jayce wouldn't ask for permission. And Viktor didn't know, but sometimes Jayce didn't want to be so afraid that...
So afraid that...? What? Do you mean 'so afraid OF that'? Because what you wrote was an incomplete thought.
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> Would appear in the middle of the night with a pakcet of sweets so that Viktor would stay strong
He's also going to present with diabetes and some nasty cavities. also, these sweets are also drugged and it's assumed Jayce was spiking them with GHB.
> Part of him wanted to get rid of the part that made him partially his brother
Which part? There is no part of you that makes you a brother at all.
> They shared everything, but only up to a point
'The point' being that Y chromosome.
> Jayce was handsome, intelligent and successful, he would never want anything with him
Here we go again with the 'woe is me, I'll never be picked because I'm crippled and ugly' shit. Is he ot a genius himself? Successful? Good at entering relationships on his own? What is the problem?
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> How difficult it was to speak
Yeah that's GHB. Those gummy bears weren't the kind to make you talk to Mr. Lahey.
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Well, he has this to consider: all that work to become a man, and he still gets raped like a woman. Sad!
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> The opening was smaller than he thought
Probably picked the wrong drug. Should've been the poppers like what PBM used in hers to get these guys to buttsex heaven.
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> Skin against his clit
> Tickling and an ecstatic pleasure in his vagina
Oh wow, we are using FEMALE terms, now? Interesting how no male terms are used except for that masculine deodorant.
> Everything Viktor had ever wanted: Jayce always with him, never leaving his other half
This doesn't make sense. Just leave the first half.
> As if their blood was completely the same and yet -
And yet, only one wasn't born with a Y chromosome.
> They were made for each other
Almost as if they have complementary genitalia.
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> The obstruction seemed larger
> Big, throbbing, impaling him
> God, he was so big
Le sigh. Let me guess he's the size of his forearm and thick enough to stop an SUV in his tracks. A real horse cock that goes past his belly button and tickles his stomach enough to give him colic. Anything else I'm missing?
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> The thrusts were becoming too violent
> He would have gone with Jayce in the trunk that last night
??? You wanted to go and be his lover AT ELEVEN YEARS OLD?! HUH?!!!
> He couldn't even feel how much his cunt was taken
Damn, he must've paid extra for that date rape if it can turn his pussy into Mrs. Pac Man.
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> With a dick in his pussy, fucking him without mercy?
Word of advice: writing a rape scene, even a fetishistic one, shouldn't have lines that sound like they came out of 'Dude, Where's My Car?'
> He had the strength of a bull
He should be castrated like one.
> Admit that his big brother had been manipulating him from the beginning to abuse him
Yeah, it sucks when even your brother has the very masculine intention of...using your female reproductive organs to rape and breed you. Almost as if he knows instinctively you are not a man.
>If you get pregnant now, if I keep you here for a few weeks
You do that, and watch your struggle snuggle baby come out looking like Megamind from the testosterone poisoning.
> My own brother wants to breed me
This is a real line, LMAO
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> Fuck, gotta get you pregnant, take it, fuck
Makes me wonder if this is what deadbeat dads sound like before they end up on Maury Povich.
> He had a college degree to finish and dreams to fulfill
Yeah, it sucks when the dream you built - that of being a True and Honest Man - all comes crashing down from a 'cis' man who does not give a shit. No matter what you do or what you say, that penis-owner will never believe you and will happily use his Y chromosome against your two X chromosomes. Nature is such a TERF, isn't she?
> He grew up envious of his courage and strength
It's always hilarious when half of this fandom thinks this character is trans, and then turns around and points out all the ways in how this character will Never Be A Real Man. What do you mean he's lacking in courage and strength? He's a real man, isn't he? He uses that masculine deodorant too, yeah? What's the big deal?

What's that? He's got a dick in his pussy, being fucked without mercy? He's being bred by his own brother? Gosh, why would a 'cis' male ever do that to his flesh-and-blood-just-like-me brother?

There have been many complaints about AI scraping fanfics. First, it was use of the em dash that 'proved' AI influence. Now, it's anything from semicolons to specific fanfic tropes. People are worried that AI will ruin their sacred tropes for all time.
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Of course, one of those, 'we do it for free and it isn't real literature, so stop criticizing it like it is' rubes opened her mouth.
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Yes, that's exactly what the comment section is for. You would have never survived the FFnet Flamers and the wars that ensued.
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As part of that noncon week, here are some samples from an author who posted that 'my own brother wants to breed me' fic. This time around, it's a gangrape - and the author really wanted to make it clear it was a bunch of blue-eyed Aryans (and one non-white!) raping the victim. We don't want anyone getting uncomfortable when we have non-whites rape a white person. What kind of message would that send in this political economy? The lines for this fic include:
- G squeezed one of his breasts, massaged it as if it were a balloon
- "Do you know how to suck a dick, doll?"
- "Fuuck, he came so hard he got me all wet."
-"Gonna fill this whole pussy."
- "You crying, doll? Are you gonna come from my dick?"
- But all it took was a cock and a cigarette back in his mouth for him to become a good boy again
- I love… your cocks raping me… I love being raped.

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> Who didn't take the case seriously because, after all, Viktor wasn't Jayce
He was still Heimerdinger's assistant and had some wealth. I will consider this a subtle joke, however: Jayce is taken seriously because he is a man, and Viktor, the disabled trans man, is not because he is not considered one. Funny how that works.
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> Yeah, I don't like guys, but this one will do
Of course the lone non-white says that. We can't have that brown machismo threatened by the appearance of a pussy. That might bring down his heterosexuality a few notches.
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> Name the non-white rapist that looks like you J
> Make all the others blue-eyed white males
> Author has no idea what she just did
And they call ME the racist. Here they are writing a racial rape fetish play fic and they get pats on the back.
> His captors must have used a massive dose of something to knock him out
That GHB needs to be industrial grade. If it can't knock out Bonnie Blue or Matthew McConaughey, it's back to the drawing board.
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> A plug in hand
Which hole will they shove it in? Just wait and see. How nice of the rapists to get him nice and wet before a gangrape.
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> You're scared, sweet stuff? Don't worry, we gonna take real care of you
Of course they make the (nearly) all-white cast talk like they're niggers/white trash. 'I finna rape dat ass'.
> It was visible on the screen that the center of his panties was wet, somewhat yellowish
He pisses himself. Luckily, J the Non White Rapist can sleep easy: his victim doesn't just have an ass, but a bonus hole he can use. His heterosexuality is secured.
> He was surprised by the binder the first time he saw it, but like the raptors
'Raptors?' You mean rapists?
> He hurriedly removed his panties and also went straight to lift the binder from his chest
That would take some time. Why not use the knife they have?
> A pair of breasts and a vagina were perfectly recorded by the camera
"Hey, I might write a single non-white among a group of white men raping a trans man, but at least I didn't misgender anyone!"
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> Viktor's breasts were of medium size and his nipples were wide in circumference, pinkish with a salmon tone
So he has pancake tits. Makes you wonder why he didn't get the zippertit surgery when he had the means and the money.
> The trail to the hole below was darkened
Nothing like ass hair. Yuck.
> Because at least it didn't bleed
Yeah, thank God these rapists decided to use lube!
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> I want to taste it
You're gonna get gangraped harder by this dialogue, I promised you.
> Massaged it as if it were a balloon
...why would you massage a balloon? You'd pop the damn thing.
> The intrusion into his anus must not have been very comfortable
You don't fucking say.
> Viktor never had a good relationship with his own image
>For example, he was trans, and Jayce had no idea
What I really love for this author is that she doesn't even try to hide how pathetic trans Viktor is and how NO ONE sees him as a man, not even her. He has self-image issues, covers his mouth when he talks or eats, and basically goes through life being unseen and unheard. Very on the nose social commentary.
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> Be a trans man
> You transition to gain confidence and walk through the world with a different identity because you viewed your old one as weak
> Still feel as if you are an 'other'
> Still go through the world as if you aren't a bother and are constantly ashamed of yourself
> Your trans sisters barge into women's bathrooms and masturbate for hours and say everyone else is the bigot
Even during a gangrape, you still get treated as a woman. Poor you.
> It wasn't very big, but had a very thick base and large balls
So he isn't Jayce size, but he is Punch-Up's size.
> Do you know how to suck a dick, doll?
For a shaming video, this dialogue really does sound like it belongs in a scripted porno.
> They would never have problems working with women, because he was only interested in men
??? You are still heterosexual? You are still attracted to men, in a predominately male workforce? Huh?
> No biting, or we'll shove two dicks up your ass at once
I need a measuring stick to justify the impact, thanks.
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> He fucked his face with a certain care, but without ceasing to smile maliciously
You can tell he's the evil one: he has a dastardly smile, and he's a blue-eyed Aryan. It's a reenactment of Germany fucking Czechia, see?
> It's sexy, Jayce has to admit. So sexy that he needs to hold his crotch
Males really will get off to watching rape porn and would rape someone if they could get away with it. Thanks for confirming that statistic, dear author.
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> He came so hard he got me all wet
Of course we make the trans man a squirter. Everybody squirts like a squeezed water balloon over here.
> It was possible to see both his red and wet pussy, and the plug opening his ass
I'm surprised you can see anything with those Tarzan pubes.
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> Gonna fill this whole pussy
"Only WHITE cocks can fill this pussy - no Latinos required."
> You crying, doll? Are you gonna come from my dick?
I've heard nastier talk from Roblox players.
> He had the thickest dick
But H has the H-Bomb cock.
> Slightly strained with a white crust
Nothing like a rapist having a dirty dick that will contribute to him getting an STD and/or BV. Fun!
> Next to Viktor being used as a fleshlight
TBH this term is used even during consensual fics, so it's hard to tell whether these authors actually see trans!Viktor as a character, or just as a fleshlight. FTMs are fleshlights, MTFs are masturbators.
> Wet smacks filled the room, from Viktor's pussy being filled
That Shimmer be hittin' different, frfr
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> At some point, Viktor came again, squirting onto the camera again
> He squirted on my dick raping him
A normal physiological response. Male rapists like using that excuse to show that their victim consented.
> At the center of the video, Viktor seemed ecstatic with the pleasure inside him
He later gets fucked (literally) out of his drug haze and has to take more drugs before he can get to buttsex heaven. Mind you, the 'love of his life' is watching this and is getting tips from it.
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> Except for the binder wrapped around his torso
I thought they already removed it.
> His small breasts
Nope, you wrote 'medium-sized breasts'. And that he also had large areolas that were 'salmon pink'. You can even remember his tit size in a rape fic YOU wrote.
> Nah, it's that dirty dick of yours. You know you need to wash it?
> Why'd I do that when I gotta a bitch's hole to clean it for me?
All that work to become a trans man and you are still only viewed as a hole - and a human toilet.
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> At the moment, he was Jayce Talis' little bitch
Something to be said about trans men always being made to be the bitch of the 'cis' man. Happens often enough among these authors I can't discern whether he's an inside joke, or whether they actually believe it in a roundabout way. Progshits being their own self-hating transphobes? What a twist!
> H, naked except for the mask, approached Viktor with his bobbing 12 inch dick
Step aside, Hispanic Hog. The White Wonder Weasel has finally returned and will show you what REAL white supremacy means.
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> Entered his ass with his long and pale dick
We are making sure we 👏STAY👏INSIDE👏THE 👏RACE
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> He didn't want to think of Viktor that way
> Proceeds to become your basic rapist Latino in that he can only see a white person as a hole to get raped as a form of racial revenge
Thank you, author, very cool!
> When all four ganged on him and two penetrated each hole, Viktor came and squirted immediately
Well he might get his holes blasted open enough to host a Soviet missile silo, but can we talk about J here and how he doesn't have to feel gay anymore? Poor guy thought he was fucking a man.
> All it took was a cock and a cigarette back in his mouth for him to become a good boy again
This is a real line.
> You think the bitch's gonna get bred after this
Only thing he'll be breeding is HIV positivity, so yeah, POZ loads.
> Would love to rape him with a round belly, too
Now that is a uniquely misogynistic thread. We aren't threatening to rape beer bellies around here.
> When his ass wasn't being ripped open by two men at the same time, or his pussy dripping from the rape
Hey, he can handle getting fucked by a horse. He can handle getting bred by the Superior Race.
> They didn't mark or hurt Viktor
> Bruised his cervix and asshole many times
So they did mark and hurt him - and his multiple assholes they just created.
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> I love being raped
Pretty sure I've read this somewhere else, but you can take your own advice, dear author.
> One last time, with two dicks in his pussy and one in his ass, Viktor came
Did he squirt this time to clean up the mess, or is it just a basic one?
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> Jayce should be ashamed of having enjoyed that ending so immensely
He set up his trans partner to get raped for his own masturbatory fantasies. There's some social commentary in there I've talked about elsewhere, and that is no matter how hard a transman wants to be a man, the 'cis' man they desire will never see them that way. Their bodies remain intact and desired, while theirs is raped to pieces. You wanted to identify out of your sex, and your reward was being treated like a human toilet. Bear Grylls cannot help you to clean up that piss.
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That would've stung based on how many tears Hbomberguy over here did with his 12 inch dick.
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Trans ideology in a nutshell.

This author has pieces for every day of the week, so she will occupy the entries here. This one was her 'darkest' one, so the others might be more in the 'goofy-bad' territory. We'll see.

Here is another entry of hers, albeit this one is focused more on popping that anal cherry and saving vaginal virginity for a tradwide life. Lines for this fic include:
- He just had to let his mind wander when his ass was being fucked
- It was said with a cock tearing into his ass
- But, as his teacher was fucking him in the ass against the door of his classroom, hearing whispers about how delicious it would be to have his virginity taken while he was dressed in an all-white wedding dress against his will, Viktor finally came.

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> Jayce Giopara was the professor of hydraulic circuits and linear algebra
> He was Viktor's linear algebra professor
The floor is made of floor.
> With a height that towered over Viktor
Their League selves has them at the same height. She has to make him tiny with a size 4 ring finger to make that tradwife aspect more palatable.
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> One one hand, he was too proud
> Prizes his virginity the most because he's afraid of being viewed as a slut by his colleagues
> Still operates on the premise that women are shamed for their sexuality while men aren't
Curious, that. You transitioned to be a man. Why are you not proud you're fucking the faculty? Brag about how your ass swallows that hog. You're your own tube of toothpaste, brah: 9/10 dentists recommend drilling out that cavity.
> Even though he was scared to see the hog between the other's legs
Step back, Hispanic Hog: White Boy Supreme has entered the stage.
> Jayce reminded him to bring his oxygen pump the next time
Because he's gonna choke on that huge-ass dick, eh?
> Professor Giopara did everything to him except take his virginity
Well he DID take your virginity - just your anal virginity. A cherry was popped; just the one on the back of the tree.
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> Viktor was nothing more than a toy
You don't say. Why did you transition, then? Oh right, because it's just a fetish for these people.
> His face was smeared with cum, his asshole lost its ability to twitch
Be glad you don't eat regularly else you'd be having marshmallow enemas.
> His professor would give him a good lesson in private with his belt against his pussy
Who needs FGM when a nice leather belt will shave off those meat curtains in no time?
> He just had to let his mind wander when his ass was being fucked
Nothing says 'I'm manlier than any man' than getting your ass fucked by your well-hung professor. What a blue-eyed dick devil.
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> It was said with a cock tearing into his ass
This is a real line.
> Then why don't you take my virginity already?
He is, he's just choosing the wrong hole.
> Urinated on him, beaten various parts of his body, used two toys at once in his hole
Nothing says Manlier than Men like being used as a fleshlight because your manliness couldn't convince the blue-eyed cissy you were just like him.
> I know the first time I fuck it it will be enough to leave you full and round
Very masc, being threatened with pregnancy.
> Jayce wanted him to get pregnant, to be a lovely wife, one of those who walks barefoot and bakes pies
LMAO WE AREN'T EVEN PRETENDING TO AVOID THE TRADWIFE THING. It's just right there like a cock in the ass.
> Kissing men gently and romantically
Very masc, wanting to be courted with chocolates and roses and not have a big chocolate one shoved in the backdoor.
> Because the hands squeezing his waist
Let me guess. His waist is so small his thumbs met in the middle.
> He couldn't have frivolous distractions like marriage and children
> Transition to a man so people can take you seriously
> Get whipped right into being a tradwife by a blue-eyed cis man
The jokes just keep writing themselves.
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*Billy Idol's 'White Wedding' begins playing* What an ending. Becoming a tradwife while a blue-eyed cissy plows your asshole so wide open the Nordstream pipeline can be rebuilt inside it? Very masc. Getting right back to traditional gender roles just as God intended.

Prettybadmagic has come out with Chapter 4 of her puppy play fic. As always, keep a drink handy for all of her Colleen Hoover witticisms and 'what the fuck' -isms that would put Jim Lahey to shame. We are in a shitticane with this one, boys. Also has a Latino being shoved in a cage ICE-style. Who says PBM doesn't want to deport those fucking beaners? Lines for this one include:
- He says his touches are wired directly to his cock.
- It’s a wedding ring for sluts. It’s not a wedding ring. It’s not.
- He would need to stud-up and head to the jeweler, ask for a size four ring with masculine vibes and a tasteful ruby in its center. (For a size 4? LMFAO)
- Their contact is already pretty constant because of their Discord server, a genius idea cooked up by a babely genius.
- Sometimes they enact scenes with an audience, and sometimes they play privately, with his good behavior as the litmus test for how much pussy he’ll get to munch.
- Puppies are not allowed to jack off, so he has to sit patiently until Master is ready. Master takes his time.
- He’s lasted actual hours with borderline painful erections that need just the smallest breeze to blow.
- He’s midway through beer three when the urge to pee hits. It clashes with his hard-on and kinda battles for dominance. Like his dick doesn’t know whether to let out pee or get even harder about it.
- He likes the combo of accumulated sweat and pee and sweet pussy flavor that’s stuck in every crevice.
- He needs to fuck his professor senseless, gobble his cock and plow his glossy cunt.
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> Collared by the arcane herald
Hm, I guess Latinos really DO love to b collared and chained, eh? Viktor should start dressing like a Border Patrol agent for extra authenticity.
> If it wasn't like, career ending
You need to, like, stop talking like, a teenager, like. He's a grown-ass man. Start writing him like one.
> Fuck yes. Omg
Who the fuck says the acronym out loud anymore? OLD MEME, DEAD MEME
> Feeling like all his life goals are accomplished. Whipping breakfast for a veritable baddie
This baddie has ribs that protrude so prominently you once wrote that someone could 'play the xylophone' on them.
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> The hangs became more frequent and more personal
Uh, hang-outs, or literal hanging? As it turns out, she actually means literal hanging.
> Sometime he freezes up like a baby deer
There's that pedophilia cue. Baby deer, wanting to fuck baby animals, unblooded girlchild...you really are the spawn of Epstein.
> He says Jayce's touches are wired directly to his cock
Too bad he doesn't have one. He only has a 2 incher 🤏So sad.
> It's a wedding ring for sluts. It's not a wedding ring. It's not.
"I did not hit her, I DID NOT."
> In a way that would be really problematic without the commitment to the collar
Oh? The Latino man is a social problem and is prone to violence and the only way to fix is is to have a white person put him in chains and lock him up? Whoa there, sister! Sounding a bit too abort-and-deport-y there!
> Then it's on him, as the top in the relationship
This girl operates by fixed dynamics. She will never allowed Viktor to top because 'sissies don't top' or some shit. Only the masculine one gets to do that.
> He knows this phase will last for-fucking-ever. Viktor is endless honey

BTW, a size 4 ring is smaller than the fingers on my hand, and I have tiny-ass fingers. He is asking for one of the smallest rings around and thinks that making it a 'masc' design will make it masculine. Hard to do that WHEN YOU HAVE THE HAND OF A FUCKING CHILD.
Endless honey, or 'endlessly horny'?
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> Collared pets have a lot more privileges than mere flings
He's just missing the cages and a pool filled with alligators. Just so he can practice his scaly kink, you know? Representation for scalies, now!
> A genius idea cooked up by a babely genius
> Genius
> It takes place on Discord where all the degenerates go
Everybody knows a REAL 200 IQ kinkster would try it on World of Warcraft.
> To them, the collar commitment means monogamy
Look at that. They really do value the nuclear family so long as the white person holds the chains and the Latino is locked up. Sounds pretty fucking based if you ask me.
> Like he can get murderous
We are really, really admitting out here that Latinos are dangerous dogs like pit bulls and need to be locked away in cages or socially reprimanded in order to participate in society. A white supremacist didn't write this - but a white fujo pedophile sure did.
> Vanilla people will never know the joy of being leashed to their lover in social settings
Pedophiles will never know the joy people get when they get their teeth knocked out.
> A service top and a service dog
Because it'd be a little too much if we took our kink further and our puppy boy here took a baton labeled 'PROPERTY OF USA' up his ass.
> His good behaviour as the litmus test for how much pussy he'll get to munch
This is a real line.
> The more vulnerable positions make his dick go crazy
Wait until the ICE vans show up. Lockdowns won't stop Real American Patriots from tearing up that Latino booty. The new kink will be, 'Patriots in Control'.
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> Please respect my boundaries or you will be blocked
Fuck's sake, she can even get a subby Latino right. "Respect my boundaries or FUCK OFF mkay" is how an actual Latino would act.
> That's their social circle
A gaggle of stinky troons are into kink and manage to get a Latino locked in a cage? Wow, that's some kink! Very political.
> Embracing horniness is the joy of Jayce's life
He's not gonna mind me calling ICE, then? If being in a cage is his kink, he'll love the DHS.
> His fast favourite is his kennel
> Viktor can sense when Jayce seems it most, on shitty days when he loses his temper with a coworker
> The kennel is lined with a fluffy pillow pad and a small collection of toys
This author has got to be the best or worst psyop the Arcane fandom has ever had. People praise her for writing fanfics that 'make fun' of 4chan culture and how she is showing those MGTOW incels what's up, and yet she has a Latino going into a fucking cage because he's roleplaying a dog. Holy fuck, is that beautiful irony.
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> He always claims to be not hungry, but man, is he fucking skinny
Not beating the ableism allegations, either. Just say he's a skeleton who isn't as sexy as you think he is. He's sticking his dick in a bag of bones.
> Jayce is prepared for simple puppy CNC
Making the Latino a rapist dog is a little too on the nose, don't you think? Then again, she made him a pedophile cowboy, so anything is on the table.
> Jayce pictures himself peeing on the rug and shudders. What a mess. A stinky one
There's that piss fetish of hers. Sometimes tells me she wouldn't like walking through San Francisco and seeing the decidedly ugly, but very methed-up and horny, guys dumping piss and liquid diarrhea on her. No buttsex heaven for her, but some hepatitis may be involved.
> He loves his apartment and wouldn't dare go around marking his territory
I'd dare him to do it so the cops have a reason to beat a naked Latino without Twitter losing its shit.
> It takes a second for him to sink into the horny zone
"Just imagine you're a dog, bro. That tree is yours. Piss wherever you want. That leg needs humping. White girls fuck dogs."
> Really luxuriate in what makes his dick hard
This is a real line.
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> Viktor on his knees, the territory that needs claiming
That inner conquistadore wants to claim new land and new blood.
> It's instinct
It's just, like, biology, bro.
> What he says is bladder control
Oh, so what you need to do for a uterine ultrasound. Super fun.
> Puppies are not allowed to jack off
This is a real line.
> He's lasted actual hours with borderline painful erections that need just the smallest breeze to blow
Hopefully they have all been under 4 hours, because anything longer for that 8 inch hoagie of yours is a trip to the ER.

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> He's midway through beer three
Ugh, beer piss. Don't tell me it's fucking Coors Lite like that one MGCraig fic.
> It clashes with his hard-on and kinda battle for dominance
This is another real line.
> Like his dick doesn't know whether to let out pee or get even harder about it
You would want to piss first. Especially if your stomach is distended with water.
> Like will the liquid stay in his stomach after that?
He clearly never heard of the 'Hold your Pee for a Wii' challenge where a woman did just that and died afterwards. It does help having a bladder that is 2/3rds bigger than a woman's bladder. Nature is a TERF even during your piss fetish.
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> Sometimes, when he's a dog, he gets into what he calls hound mode. Like way more animalistic
What's that? A Latino who is routinely compared to a dog or an animal is actively made one and has a 'hound mode' where he acts like an unrestrained shitbull who needs to fight, fuck, or maul a toddler? Poor choice of words there.
> He squirms under the hot spray that immediately soaks him to his skin
Luckily he's in the shower so he can wash away the image of a Latino pissing on the white (wo)man's skin.
> He feels himself swell with pride at the act
Just wait until he pulls out the garden shears so those big, swinging balls of yours get the backyard snip-snip.
> Coated in Jayce's stink
She really does have a fetish for smelly people. How much you want to bed this woman has had an STD more than once?
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> He does so with disgust, clearly perturbed by the excess of urine that drips from each garment
Viva La Raza: Yellow Soda edition.
> They cling to his twiggy thighs
She wants you to think that this skeleton with protruding ribs and who makes Walmart chicken look sexy is a sex god.
> Piss is salty and tangy and warm, delicious if it comes out of Viktor
It's that excess testosterone taste. Taste the man inside.
> Takes his chance at eating cock
I would not recommend that.
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> Inflamed cock
Just makes me think of a hotdog that is closed to exploding in a microwave.
> They've already figured out that Viktor can't not standing or he'll collapse
??? Beta-reader? Where you at?
> Press his entire face into Viktor's gash
This just makes me think of a stinkditch, not a true and honest vagina.
> He's usually pretty sensitive if he knows Jayce is going to chow-town
Nice. Notice how that BV stink is non-existent. Those pooner pussies are always slippery when wet.
> Doesn't even eat cock and cunt to make his partner come. He eats it because it's his favourite food
At this rate, he's going to develop diabetes from all that sugar and cholesterol from pussy eating.
> So they unleash the watersports demon
Sounds like a bad theme park.
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> Fuck me hard and find out
Put that on a t-shirt.
> They engage in furious missionary right there on Viktor's sofa, complete with a creampie
Can't forget the creampies. A nice dessert after every dinner.
> Viktor adopting the role of professor has got to be an S tier on the hotness scale
He'll be higher than that if he cosplays as a President and you Maduro. How about some CIA roleplay?
> He needs to fuck his professor senseless, gobble his cock and plow his glossy cunt
Another real line. Gives another meaning to the term, 'grade inflation'.
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> For like, self-esteem reasons
Like, you can stop talking like this anytime, like.
> Pretty unavoidable when they spend so much time opening up each other's guts
Literally or metaphorically? You never told me your Latino puppy dog got a bone up his ass.
> A paddling sesh cut short by a sudden trauma experience
He experiences Catholic guilt and wants to exorcise it by engaging in kink, but doesn't have a problem with a white man putting him in a dog cage. Not very patriotic por la familia, is it?
> Ah, inferiority complex. A man like me is not slated for world domination
If someone calls you a woman you'll self-destruct harder than the Samson Option.
> You're like, so composed
What did I say about this?
> Not because you're a damsel, but because you're my king
I love how he had to differentiate the two because if he called Viktor a damsel, he'd get his complex back. Lmao.
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> Kinky sex will finish a guy's guts like nothing else
Especially when none of that hot Coors Lite piss is going up YOUR backdoor. Always pissing in other people's places and making it a shithole. Typical Latin behaviour.
> Jayce gets black leather mittens and a matching black leather mask
Soon he will graduate to the Fulsom Street Fair and will have Truvada part of his regular breakfast. Master is gonna give him those POZ loads.
> He usually doesn't cage Jayce for too long
No, because that'd be too much like staying in an ICE facility.
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> Leaves his balls out of it, dangling in the open air
Just imagine if another 'puppy' came over and bit them. All that LATAM oil spilling on the ground...what a shame.
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> Like his balls are nothing but cinder
You could've added this to the prior sentence.
> As if his dick is anywhere close to the comfort of a hole or a hand
Always a giver, never a receiver. That should change if he really wants to become a Latino puppy boy. He needs some real Patriots in Control action.
> There's chatter nearby and distant moans, but not like, medical emergency type talk
For a minute I thought Viktor had passed out (as Jayce did), but no, Jayce is just having a panic attack because his white master left him.
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> Jayce has nothing left. All alone. Back to the pound
OK someone really needs to call Border Patrol now.
> That was really fucked up
Says the Latino who lives like a dog and sleeps in a cage.
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> Like he knew, but now he really knows
They Don't Think It Be Like It Is But It Do
> I'm more like, freaked out about myself. Like it legit scared me
Like it legit scares me he sounds like he shops at Claire's rather than Sephora.
> If you leave me for real, I would die
White pussy really does a number on these Latino men, I swear.
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> Strikes up a convo with a cute-looking twink
> It's S2 commune Viktor
> His name is Harry after Viktor's VA
Very interesting.
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> Claim to be a real man because it's the identity that suits you the most
> Immediately go cry in a bathroom because you saw your Latino dog talk to your doppelganger
Very masc, running off to cry in a bathroom. Next thing you'll be telling me he was playing Billie Eilish or Ethel Cain in the background.
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> Jayce can't blame Viktor for hating how he feels when Jayce goes off leash
For such a controlling dom, he sure did revert back to factory settings when jealousy was involved. It was certainly a very female reaction.
> He was being a fucking dog
Correct, and Miss Epstein here doesn't realize how racist that is. ATP I don't even think she cares, because enough people suck her own cunt to praise her every step of the way.
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> There was some pussy eating, some impact play
And he was acting like a 'hound' then, too. Just a rabid dog that had to be tamed with pussy.
> You're on my mind, with like, angelic music
> Like you so much it hurts, definitely, in a good way
This entire confession sounds like one of those love songs from the 2010s. I'm reminded of that Eminem and Rihanna collab, right down to the music video being shot in a bathroom. Nothing more masc than unisex bathroom confessions in a BDSM night club!
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> I feel out of control
> When I met you, that all went to shit
It says a lot when this allegedly cool, controlled robot resorted back to crying and running away like a little girl when he saw his Latino dog talk to another white (wo)man. Instead of confronting the man and fighting, he ran away. Very masc.
> CPTSD
We know Jayce got paddled as a kid in Catholic school, but from his own confessions, those whippings/canings turned him on sexually. He goes to this BDSM club and acts like a dog to exorcise his shame. I have to wonder what, exactly, this CPTSD is when he enjoyed what happened to him as a youth. What trauma are we talking about?
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> The chemicals are real
Totally what a real male autist would say, and not a woman who ran to the bathroom to have a mental breakdown. I am sure the pedophile who wrote such winners such as 'unblooded girlchild' and 'is there buttsex in heaven' is going to write a wholesome ending for once, and not something that sounds like it came from a Billie Eilish song. I will say this, though: writing a Latino character with CPTSD while treating him like an actual dog and shoving him in a cage is very revealing - one would say prophetic - coming from a white woman. What are you trying to say with that, PBM? Dirty Latino dogs should be rounded up and shoved in cages for the pleasure of white people?

Damn. Have you considered proposing to Nick Fuentes? Just turn off the lights and you'll make it work fine.

They say ESL speakers will either write something on par with Shakespeare or will fuck up their English so bad it will become the nastiest stereotype. This is the latter. The author is so ignorant, but not exactly innocent, not to know that BBC doesn't just stand for 'British Broadcasting Corporation', but something decidedly racial.
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> As everyone in the team acts like this is truly normal
Yeah man, they're having dick measuring contests at 15. Gotta find out who will be Johnny Sins' successor.
> Your hammer? We were saying that giving acronyms for our gadgets sounds sick
It really doesn't. It sounds cringe as fuck. Also gay as fuck, as the niggas would say.
> BWC for Big White Cock
Do you have a single measurement to back that up?
> Is that really the nor now with popular boys amongst his age
Look up the average age for first viewing of pornography.
> Is his even big? He never compared it to anything, yes he watched porn like all the other teenagers but porn isn't a depiction of reality
That is what an adult says. A teenage boy doesn't care. Why are we talking about the size of a teenager's penis, again?
> Weren't big dicks considered something to brag with?
*About. Yeah, but they're also not that common. It only counts if he's Ecuadoran, which he is not.
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> His teeth are all straight now
As a hockey player, he is going to be missing a few by the time he is out of high school.
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> Viktor used to blush and get all sweaty trying to prove he wasn't dating Jayce
He really wouldn't care. This is the same man who BROKE into a building and liked to blow shit up for fun. He is not a blushing maiden.
> These people deserve no friends or anything really
Let me guess: the girls bullying Viktor were all cis and they were making fun of his trans identity. Fucking TERFs being mean to these doods. They need to lose a few teeth themselves!
> Do you call your...down there..do you have an acronym for
He isn't aware Viktor is trans yet. You will have a giggle at the acronym he uses, though.
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> I said BBC on the spot
For the record, Miss ESL: BBC doesn't stand for 'big brown cock'. It stands for 'Big Black Cock'. Hispanics like their own acronyms.
> Like Sccot called his BWC
I don't think a beta-reader could help you here.
> Haha I mean are big cocks still in fashion these days?
If you want to be a porn star, yeah. They're big in demand - no pun intended.
> Because he had a clear opinion on big cocks and all, but seriously what is PPP?
It doesn't stand for People's Populist Press and you will not see a SUFFAH podcast. There is no Kino Casino in this universe.
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> Sore loser, you bested me on biology
I love the biology references as if the author herself doesn't know what the fuck it is.
> Revealing his beautiful tiny waist
A waist so small his thumbs can meet in the middle.
> He doesn't even want his best friend to have close friends
That's not healthy. First we have obsession over penile sizes, and now this.
> Prominent Pink Penis? Pretty Pink Penis?
These could all be death metal band names, unironically.
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> Why would he use penis instead of cock?
Boys use them interchangeably, albeit they prefer 'dick'. MUH DICK isn't just a meme.
> Have the acronym of PPP
All I can hear is PPP going, 'How does this save the white race?'
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> His own cock is twitching at the thought of seeing Viktor's PPP
I find it funnier how he didn't notice Viktor clocking one of Jayce's teammate as trans because he also used that term, and that said pooner teammate was also showering with teenage boys and no one noticed. FTMs dread sharing spaces with males and that is one reason why.
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Yes, PPP stands for 'pretty pink pussy', something a teammate of his has and something that declares that he does not have to take the hockey stick up his penalty box.
> Kissing mostly his vulva he got a small taste of his little cock
We can use vulva no problem, but 'clit' is out of the question.
> He masturbated thinking of Viktor once (and) he felt guilty afterwards
He's guiltier over that than watching porn. Stellar kid.
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> It's his first kiss
The kiss is romantic, but everything else is sexually charged because he has watched lots of porn. That is how he knows how to munch pussy.
> He is addicted now, he wouldn't mind spending his whole life down there
Good, maybe you can bake bread with all that yeast you'll be getting.
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> His eyes went wide at the feeling of Jayce's cock in his hand. 'So that's why they called it your hammer'
"Yeah, and I'm about to score the Stanley cup from your pussy."
> They proceeded to pleasure each other
Very sterile given the shit I've read. It ain't no 'I'M GONNA FINGER THAT FRONT HOLE' but at least it isn't pedophilia.
> Robes of hot cum
Don't tell Hugh Hefner about that.
> Jayce's eyes rolled back to the back of his head in...eye orgasms
What? BTW, this author speaks normal English on her Twitter account. This is just her being retarded.

Did you know she has 'Viktor's pussy moles' as a tag? Because I barely saw any.
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You'd think the author would write better smut given who she hangs out with. Oh, well. Consider this a small break compared to the regularly scheduled horrors.

BSWaves is on Chapter 10 of her teenage baby momma fic. Last chapter we had a little silver lining in that our groomer pedo would suffer some form of social punishment. This is just a filler chapter so you can skip it entirely.
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> Feels like a whale
Your fetus is only the size of a bell pepper. Should've hit the gym or the buffet in order to pass better!
> Finding out the sex of the unborn child is somewhat exciting
We know what sex is in fetuses, but we are going to pretend that this is a pregnant 'boy' who wasn't groomed and raped by a teacher with a big dick.
> Little peanut isn't even that big yet
And the fetus is the size of a banana.
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Ah, another mean cissy bully. Now, if she was coming up to him to apologize for starting the rumours of the sole trans teen being a slut (which means a visit from the school's hate crime division), you might as well go into that more. But no, she's also conveniently pregnant herself and what is supposed to be a bonding moment is just conveniently forgotten. What's the point of including her if you're not going to add some background? I legit thought that Jayce was the baby daddy because he has a thing for teenage girl, but she might've been too 'cis' for him so he skipped her.
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You kept going back to the father because he had a big dick and you liked how it felt. It was his controlling behaviour that turned you off.
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This is one of the few fics where Dmitri is actually a chill guy. I hope they get together. But as there are five chapters left, watch Jayce beat the shit out of him like tojipiss69's Jayce did (that was the toddler rapist version, if you blissfully forgot).
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I tell ya, something bad is going to happen here before we get a happy ending. Is our pedo professor going to get the Gary Plauche treatment, or will he sneak in some domestic assault before he goes away forever?

I cut the rest because it's honestly boring. Viktor and Dmitri complete their date and he heads to the football game. He realizes this is wholesome love and kisses Dmitri. They are now an item. Oh, his favourite band is also Gojira and that pains me because that band should be nowhere near this piece of shit. They're killing the whales.

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I'm more and more of the opinion that we need to shut down the internet.
Is this on LJ or Dreamwidth? Wouldn't shock me people are so into it. If they can host shotacon and non-con weeks, incest is not out of the picture. There are bigger dramas when a kink event DOESN'T host it.
 
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I could have swore I reviewed the first chapter of this Pick Me omegaverse fic, but it comes from the Everyone Has AIDS author. It now has an update. Our poor, broken uwu omega is getting hunted down by an alpha male with a scent so strong it needs to classify as a chemical weapon. What happens when said omega gets caught? Wait for chapter 3.
The author put a trigger warning for 'ableism', which I find oddly ironic considering that this was posted right in chapter one:
At his birth, in an emergency room due complications about his size and his mothers health, the doctors confirmed him to be an omega. When he was a young pup, he developed the glands that one day would turn sweet and full. As a teenager, he had a celebration with his parents after his first heat, at a similar age to his omega friends. He even received a book as a gift, bought from his mother's hard work in the coal mines.

That heat, however, lasted only 48 hours, opposed to an entire week that omegas normally had. And the next, two years later, lasted only one day. With each cycle, the time grew shorter and shorter, and Viktor noticed that some of the characteristics expected of a perfect omega were missing, so distressing that he had to see a specialist.

During one of his heats, a very polite alpha evaluated him to understand what was wrong with him. And the answer was, well, many things. Perhaps he shouldn't have been born an omega. Perhaps his true place was as a beta; that would have suited him better.

The doctor realized that, despite the sweet, milky scent, pleasant and characteristic of an omega, nothing else was there. Viktor couldn't present himself properly because of his leg and hip, couldn't carry offspring due to his health, his cycles were irregular and insufficient to attract a mate, and, strangest of all, he was incapable of experiencing the natural instincts of an omega with an alpha. They ran numerous tests, and in all of them, he failed to hear the voice of submission, the urge to procreate, the typical responses to an alpha's body.

As if his financial and appearance difficulties weren't enough, Viktor also had to deal with a body that didn't seem to work for the most natural course.
Without further ado, here is the second chapter.
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> He probably exuded smells of agony when he was sick
Reminder: omegas always stink or smell when they are upset, stressed, or want to get fucked, so the scents therein are determinant on what the author thinks smells good. They think alphas smell like volcanic ash (which really smells like sulfur, which are the gases expelled from the explosion), while omegas smell like honey, citrus, spiced tea, iced tea, lemonade, vanilla, or sweetmilk. Anything sweet and feminine you can think of, that's them.
> Damn. Damn, dammit. What did that mean?
It means you're submissive and breedable, my dear.
> Jayce didn't need to feed him nor wash them
All this over a stack of dishes? You're having an omega-level meltdown over DIRTY DISHES?!
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> He groomed himself more carefully than usual so as not to look or smell like he was sick
Grooming is one thing. I don't think there's a brand of Old Spice or Irish Spring that can get rid of the spoiled milk smell.
> Not mentioning the fact his body still felt strange, a different kind of strange, perhaps because he was smelling the alpha
He's kickstarting your ovulation heat and he can smell it.
> He came into the world broken, without a purpose for his defective body - it was certain of his biology that he was prevented from feeling attraction
In the normal world, women can go through their entire lives without needing sex or having children. In ABO, you have to sire 'pups' or else you will literally die. Interesting how his purpose is wholly determinant on having children, and he's 'defective' if he doesn't have any. Sounds awfully...hm, what's the word? Conservative.
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> I'll get some coffee
> Should I get you a coffee, then?
I like how she asked it twice as if he didn't hear her, or the author forgot that she already asked it. It should be, "Guess you reconsidered that coffee, then?"
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> The smell burned, a citrusy edge hitting him
OK who dropped an orange on the barbecue?
> Unlike Viktor, they obeyed him with more success
Get it? Because alpha males are whole and powerful; they are not limited by physical limitations because of eugenics superior birth.
> Jayce was a typical alpha in physical terms, even if he disguised it with politeness in the psychological sense
What this means is that he's 6 feet, has a six pack, and is (over) 6 inches. Bigger hands, bigger legs, greater sexual dimorphism.
> Whose hands seemed so much bigger than his own
It's that size 4 ring finger. Literal child-like hands.
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> Even though they weren't that different, Jayce seemed so much taller. So much stronger. A slight movement of his ring finger was enough to paralyze Viktor in place
Literally this comic:
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> Milky, with a hint of cardamom and clove, so sweet it felt like it hurt
So he smells like The Great British Bakeoff cake.
> Viktor wished he wasn't a functional omega like he usually fantasized
Isn't the whole point of your bitching is that you AREN'T a functional one?
> But an alpha, big and strong, ready to make anyone accept whatever their role was with a mere roar or whatever it was that alphas usually use
Once again, biology is only taken seriously when it comes to omegaverse: you can identify as trans all you want, but you cannot, under any circumstances, identify as something other than the 'secondary gender' that was fixed upon you at birth. You remain an omega your entire life, no matter what hormones or blockers you take. You Will Never Be An Alpha Male. You will never roar, show your teeth, stomp your feet and get people to back away. You are a poor copy, forever shamed by your reflection in the mirror.
> Not enough to hurt, but enough to say enough, omega
So glad alpha males have some form of telepathy through scent. They really are like mushrooms!
> Could smell the spicy, oppressive, and breathless scent
Now featuring Axe: Mustard Gas edition.
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> Viktor was what he thought he was, but he didn't understand that he also wasn't
??? What the fuck is this supposed to mean?
> How many times had he dreamed of 'coming out' to Jayce?
You already did because in Chapter 1, he had to accompany you to your nest. He knows what you are, even while you 'understand that it wasn't. It Don't Seem To Be That Way, But It Do.
> I don't hear my omega. I don't have survival instincts
Interesting how 'my omega' makes it seem as if it is a separate entity that operates within the body and soul for the sole purpose of reproduction.
> I'm just broken
Poor you.
> And with that, the smell in the room became even more oppressive
Hint: if your alpha male smell is enough to be considered a chemical agent, it might be time to call in the ATF.
> Stiffened his entire body and growled. A loud, deep growl, his white, crooked teeth showing on his transfigured face
So glad he turned into Pennywise/the worms that come out of your ass in 'Dreamcatcher'. Pic related:
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> Capable of paralyzing betas and preventing them from turning their gaze away, of making omegas appear in quick response
So their Alpha Male scent really does act like Agent Orange: a spray here and there and everyone is coming down sick. It's so pungent it 'turns liquid' and can be used offensively or sexually. I keep telling you: they need to use alpha male pheromones as a form of riot control, just to see these toothy alphas fight each other.
Also, it was basically this meme (same artist):
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> I'm broken, something fragile and weak and incapable of surviving out there
Well, thank God for modern tech and laws, right? Oh, wait, you're fucked there, too? Wow, it's almost as if omegas are second-class citizens or something.
> Do you have any idea what the world is like for omegas, even for a dysfunctional one like me?
No. Why would he? He's an alpha male; he never has to deal with shit like that, ever. Why would he internalize something that has never once happened to him?
> The scent became damp, aged like rotten fruit
Nice, now the whole room smells like mould.
> Viktor couldn't properly read other people's emotions
Is that due to his autism, or the fact that his 'inner omega' can't tell apart scents?
> He felt like crying
Very masc, running away to the bathroom to cry.
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> His broken part could be broken
But you will Never Be An Alpha. Biology there is fixed and immutable.
> Wanting to stop thinking about biology
Funny, the author did just that when writing the damn thing.
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> Despite being impregnated with his scent
Almost as bad as Razorfist using 'ejaculation' when describing an emotion. When are his jackets due to give birth?
> Not because his omega was hurting
Again with the omega part being a separate entity inside one's body. Could be a great theme for a body horror, but instead we get a 'Woe is me, won't I be picked?' cripple who is so masc he...has stuffed animals on a shelf. OK.
> He didn't need anyone but himself marking his territory
And you don't even have the parts to do that. Loser!
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His alpha scent is so strong he can empty out a multi-story building so other people don't get raped, and this retard can't put two and two together? At this rate, he is asking for his guts to be turned inside out (and that'll happen in Chapter 3).
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> I'm almost in rut, I'm dangerous
Viktor should know that already, but he pulls the classic, 'He's nice to ME and he'd never rape ME' trope. True to form, our MS13 inches doesn't think so and thinks our disabled uwu omega is easy prey. Complaining about ableism while you do this shit won't stop being funny.
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Here I thought there was going to be a Victorian fainting couch scene. As it so happens, there IS a casting couch scene, so I guess it works.
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> So close to his neck, he could feel his essence better there
What, is his scent a physical trait? Like a physical barrier?
> Wow, even with the patch, the strength of his scent was great, capable of dominating any environment he stepped in
From the same people who complain about bioessentialism comes something Alex Jones would sell: ALPHA MALE SCENT STRONG ENOUGH TO DEFEAT THE GLOBALISTS. ONE SPRAY AND YOU CAN SUS OUT ANY CIA SPOOK. ORDER NOW, TYPE IN '1776ALEX FOR A DISCOUNT.'
> Jayce was in pre-rut. An alpha in pre-rut, alone with him
And he STILL doesn't get it.
> Didn't have the same tricks to seduce an alpha like other omegas did
These tricks include: shaking one's ass like a baboon, and presenting your pussy for breeding. What will our poor cripple do to avoid such breathtaking alpha male scent? Hobble around like a 60-year-old until he finds a table to bend over.
> You can't obey or deceive any alpha, or listen to your omega, right?
I wasn't aware pussies and the juices therein could trick an alpha. I guess that poontang really packs the TANG part, eh?
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> Says he has no instincts whatsoever
> Can still detect fear and can determine Jayce is animalistic due to his exposed teeth
Lol. Lmao.
> You're an omega in pre heat, smelling of pure sweet milk, trapped in a place with an alpha in pre-rut
We know. Apparently, Viktor is immune to how shitty he smells because when he doesn't get fucked, he smells like rotten fruit, and when he is signalling he is submissive and breedable, he smells like sweetmilk.
> Jayce wasn't an alpha, he was a rational scientist
Now we have this character acting like a dumb bimbo who thinks the man they know can 'never' act like a monster, despite all the signs being blasted in front of him like it's Alex Jones announcing a segment. YOU KNOW HE IS AN ALPHA, HE IS ABOUT TO FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOU HARD, WHAT PART OF THAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
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I love the idea of a cripple who has to have spinal bolts to keep him upright is now going to hobble and sneak around while this guy sniffs the ground for his sweet'n'sour scent like a milkhound. 'Rough sex' is in the tag, so expect all the usual 'his waist was so small his thumbs met in the middle' tropes, the classic growling and grunting like an animal, and the 'his dick was so deep he could feel it in his lung'. I wonder if there will be a 'I'M GOING TO FINGER THAT FRONT HOLE' line, too.

Here is deervoid's 4th entry for the non-con week. Hard to tell whether this is a fetish because so many people heard of this AU and went, 'you know what? It really is great we can make the token brown man a rapist.'
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> Buzz cut, tattoos covering his entire arms, two ear piercings, a bull beard, and skin pale from lack of sun
He still is going to have brown skin. Latinos don't turn white from lack of sunlight.
> Perhaps it was just an impression from the advanced stage of Viktor's illness, which made him smaller
> The buzz cut, muscly rapist is 7 inches taller than him
> Says he isn't a brute
In the business we call this 'seconds before disaster'.
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> Sweetie
It's perfectly fine to call an FTM 'sweetie' provided you look like Cain Velasquez.
> Spoke politely, sweetly
And this genius, who can't tell that he is in a prison full of males starved for pussy, walks right in there, thinking his pussy privilege will protect him. To no one's surprise, it does not.
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Correct, he IS an idiot. He didn't read his surroundings and didn't think opening up a jail cell with a man who could break him in half like a pack of spaghetti noodles would pose a problem. Oh, and if you think the 'It won't fit' line was used, yeah, yeah it is.
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> What a beautiful pussy. Perfect
He's happier he doesn't have to rape an ass this time. One wonders if he ever got that anal cherry popped or whether that's just too much for our fixed fujos over here.
> Like a thirsty man thrown into the middle of a desert who had just found a basin of water
So what you are saying is that he is lapping at that cunt like a dog drinking out of its water bowl.
> Ran his tongue along the space between his hole and ass
The perineum?
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> They would recognize him as the man who was raped in Jayce Talis's cell for being too stupid
And they would be right. You are clearly missing a few IQ points.
> It was too big. It wouldn't fit. It wasn't appropriate
> It was big in his own hand, imagine it in Viktor's hand
Yes, it would appear huge in his size 4 ring finger hand.
> It won't fit. You'll tear me apart
You said that three times, already. Brace, baby, brace.
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> Several points of pleasure sparkled inside his pussy at the same time
I highly doubt that. You said three fucking times it was 'too big to fit', but now it does, and now because it tickled his G-spot he has magic healing powers? Get the fuck outta here.
> Holy shit. You're so tight, holy fuck. What an incredible pussy
Now all we're missing is the Warden sticking his giant dick up that pale Latino ass, just to add some spice.
> Seething with pleasure and pain beneath him
He says, while his body is being used like a rag doll.
> Jayce's balls sitting comfortably against his ass
*Slapping. He's not being gentle and is raping you loud enough for the entire wing to hear it. Stick with it.
> You'll have to be better than this, sweetie. You can't get drunk on my dick so fast
OK now he really has to call in the Warden. Have this boy get some Real Patriotic Batons stuffed in there like a taco.
> Even the guards must have known it was happening, realizing Viktor was about to be bitched
The Warden wouldn't allow that. Viktor has some privilege as Heimerdinger's assistant. If he knew that he was going to be 'bitched' - convenient, then, that it always happens to a trans man - he'd be there as an escort.
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> All it took was a pretty face and he decided he wouldn't let the an leave without getting fucked
> Spending so much time without a bitch
You KNOW this man got raped himself when he first entered prison. He didn't 'become' a bad boy seeking booty off the bat. Someone else went, "I saw ya. And I want ya. And we can do this the easy way, or the hard way."
> His pussy squeezing all his milk, begging to be filled
Mm yes, nothing says hot prison rape like semen being referred to as 'milk'.
> It would be hilarious to see the other pay another visit with his belly grown
It'd be more hilarious if the Warden showed up to fillet your dick like he's Paula Deen. Hell, just hire Paula Deen and she'll show that dirty Mexican what's up.
> His cum slid out of that throbbing hole along with the man's fluids
And even after all that rape and all that abuse, what does our intelligent, uwu trans man do?
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That's right! Sit there and discuss plans like nothing ever happened. Exactly what geniuses who opened the cell of a convicted criminal do after they literally experienced vaginal FAFO.

Here is the fifth entry. This time around, it's between two actual guys, but the classic 'It won't fit' 'I'll make it fit' is still there. Featuring emasculation and a soundtrack of 'Trapped in the Closet' by R. Kelly. Lines for this fic include:
- What if he was the type to take advantage of his partner's available ass when the opportunity arose?
- He ate his ass as if it were his last meal
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Turns out he fell asleep in his prototype that was big enough to get into, but not big enough to shimmy out of. Those xylophone ribs are clearly for nothing.
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> Placed something made of glass
How courteous of his rapist to bring lube!
> Which had suffered from poor circulation in the last hour
It wouldn't be just your fingers, but your entire lower body. Remember, he was on his tiptoes trying to get inside. He's not going to have any feeling below the belt.
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> The brace fell to the ground
He should have known threats are useless if the rapist took the time to take it off - and that it was someone familiar. Why would a stranger waste time with it? He does not put two and two together.
> His limp penis between his legs, shrunken from fear and cold
Meanwhile, the rapist's penis is so large 'he can feel it in his throat' and slaps against his knees. We gotta emasculate the sickly man.
> Three fingers in his ass were no longer eliciting an adequate response
> The rapist has fingers wide and long enough to find his prostate
Ah, classic yaoi hands.
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> As if he were a fleshlight
This is a common occurence.
> Wondered if the person had a penis too
Yes, I am sure a woman would have the strength to do what is currently being done, let alone have the height to stand above your hips.
> A monster would have just pushed down my pants and fucked me all at once
How nice that your rapist packed lube and tickles your prostate! If only your alternate versions got such dainty treatment.
> Knew from experience that the texture of a penis is different when it's without a condom
Cool. Now why wouldn't you determine that the person is familiar when he took your brace off? No one else at that point knew he had one. Who else but the person who made it?
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> He was gigantic and seemed to tear Viktor apart inside
> He had had other dicks, not had gone so deep that it could tickle his throat
Cliché. Also, note how the rapist has a 'monstrous cock' and his is puny and small from fear and the cold. It's just like that Scary Movie skit where the guy's small dick is put on display in the locker room. "The shower was cold, okay?"
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> He would have already touched his penis long ago, with kisses on the mouth
Touching his penis would be like deepthroating a Pepsi bottle.
> Whenever the man's dick pressed against his prostate, he quickly dismissed the image of Jayce and remembered this was a complete stranger fucking him
> He was being raped in his workplace
Despite the evidence alluding to the fact that the monster in his ass is his coworker, he brushes that fact aside while...getting turned on by the fact his coworker's monster cock is in his ass. OK.
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> Perhaps this was Jayce
> His best friend had raped him
> How else could he have gotten into a heavily guarded building and knew where the lube was
And, several paragraphs later, he dismisses all of these facts. Logic.
> Played with his dick as if it were a clitoris
It might as well be with how small it is.
> He ate his ass as if it were his last meal
I wonder what machine oil cum tastes like.
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He's lucky that was an internal thought, because asking someone if your ass was gaped is a weird fucking thing to say.
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> Has enough anecdotal evidence to confirm it was Jayce who raped him
> Rapist used lube and knew he had a brace before taking it off
> He had access to the lab and the keys to it
> Dismisses all of it because 'he would never do that to me'.
One thing I hate just as much as I do rape fetish fics, is the retardation of the victim. This isn't a case of gaslighting; this is them literally thinking someone like their friend could never do that when the rapist knows things only a close friend would know.

Still waiting for the Warden x Jayce fic where he gets his own ass blown out so much El Chapo and co. could sneak out of prison in it.
It should be noted that the people who enjoy headcanoning a Latino as a rapist sure don't like it when someone writes a fic of another Latino getting raped by ICE agents:
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Who here has watched or read Bridgerton? This one combines the classic with some modern day geopolitical events. We're not gonna have one kingdom seize another's oil and natural resources by force - we're going to do it the old fashioned way, with marriage and big dicks!
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> Young men and women
That sounds awfully binary. Where are all the other genders at? We can have gay marriage but not openly trans people? Where are all the enbies? What kind of bigoted nonsense is this?
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> It was his husband
Yes, gay marriage is legal, which means the original concept of marrying for politics and securing heirs no longer applies. But then, we have Silco's adopted daughters being put up for marriage - despite him saying they are NOT going to get married (they are) - to secure a political alliance.
> As if we were animals in a circus
You're an independent nation. You don't even have to marry anyone. But oh, I forgot: they have to do it to stop Piltover from just waltzing in there and seizing their natural resources. Who does that remind you of?
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> Piltover wants to strengthen relations between the two kingdoms in the name of peace and economic treaties
> Admits Zaun sits on gold and other mineral deposits vital for technological innovation
> Insists it isn't about marriage, but it really IS about marriage
OK. So, Viktor's duty as the 'eldest son', despite actually being female, is to be the 'next king'. I assume one's sex doesn't matter when one assumes that role because he wouldn't be a king, but a queen, if we are going off Bridgerton lore. The only way he would even become king is...wait for it...marriage.
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> Says they can't bring their own bodyguards because Piltover has different rules
> Later writes that Princes of Zaun do indeed have their own bodyguards
Lol. Lmao. BTW, they don't believe in God. They have a polytheistic religion. 'Janna' is their God.
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> It's not that I want to go to Piltover to show off lace and sumptuous hems
Something tells me he isn't talking about snappy waistcoats, but very masc ball gowns.
> There are hidden motives behind that invitation. They're not just looking for alliances. They are looking for control
You'd think Viktor would know this for how tied-in he is to his people. All of their kids would understand that it is about the resources and not the people. Zaunites were never invited to these fancy balls before; why now? They just want that oil, baby.
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> The air in the dungeons had been improved by a ventilation system powered by elemental gems
Cool. did they fix the Undercity overall, or just their torture chambers?
> There's a rumour that there could be a little intervention if you don't behave yourselves
"We're gonna take their oil and gold, because it's our oil and gold, and we are calling it the Jayceroe Doctrine"
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> You don't expect me to marry
> I expect you to be a bishop on my chessboard
So he expects him to marry. He wants to use him as a political pawn - the main function of which is to become a bride - in order to prevent intervention. Basically, he has to suck a big dick to stop that big dick from raping everyone.
> The princes of Zaun had been driven through the city under heavy guard
You wrote earlier that they weren't allowed to have bodyguards because Piltover custom doesn't allow it. What's this, then? Did you just retcon what you just fucking wrote?
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> Zaun had to keep its people alive
Those ventilation systems sound like a nice invention. Are they widespread, or are they just saved for its king?
> Hermes pen
It's just like the Hermes bag: fancy, expensive, and only relevant to our world. Hermes back then didn't even make bags, but leather harnesses for horses.
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> James Talis
So we are going with this boy being a mutt. James is the whitest name you can ever think of. Mixed race Latino with daddy's height genes and momma's looks is a real winner.
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> Bad point for the author
Oh you are going to HATE me.
> If you were a lady, you'd already be confined to a convent or taking care of your mother
Curious how the author points out that gay marriage is allowed, but women being independent agents are not. Women have to marry still or else they will be sent to a convent, yet gay men and trans men can marry without issue. What happens to trans men who don't marry? Are they legally considered men, or considered men-and-a-half for reproductive purposes?
> Sons eager to comfort him and honor the Talis names with heirs
??? How many of these 'sons' actually have vaginas?
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> Says he can't be distracted by courtship and dancing
> Does both of those things anyways
Those are also hetslop tropes you will find in any mass-produced book BookTok covers.
> The woman who could have been your mother-in-law shares the same tastes as you
Anything to get these goddamn niggers out of our slash. White pussy only; blacks need not apply.
> Lady Masemar
Lady Masemar the Impaler.
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> You won't courtship anyone again, right?
*You won't court anyone
> Although it's funny that you haven't stopped looking for a mysterious boy since you were twelve
How did he know it was a boy? Did he just guess? Does he know this boy has a vagina?
> If you are not gonna court them at least show some diplomacy
I love how the woman who is the epitome of etiquette and blueblood supremacy just used 'gonna'. Yeah, she finna marry someone real quick, she gonna holla at ya when she ready.
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> They say the eldest prince is intimidating. That the second is...intense.
So, all Zaunite royal children are called 'princes' regardless of sex. At this point, 'heir' is fine as a gender neutral honorific.
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This thing is just dripping with basic bitch clichés, I swear. "I have SWORN off marriage! I am a strong and independent person!" *sees their soul-bound soulmate* "OMG! I NEED THAT PUSSY NOW!"
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> The decoration was striking but not ostentatious
> Describes how it is indeed ostentatious
It doesn't always have to be kitschy art. If it's meant to draw attention and has fancy imported materials, it's ostentatious.
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> Red-haired woman
Her hair is pink. She's a natural brunette, but whatever.
> Jayce knew soldiers, but she was not a soldier. She was a force.
A force of what? When you end it like that, you sound like AI or that you brain just stopped functioning.
> Her posture was straight, military-like
You just wrote that she wasn't a soldier, but has soldier-like traits...pick one.
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So Grayson isn't an Enforcer in this one, she's just journoscum. Alright.
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Nothing like saying a Zaunite prince is a savage to his face. Don't worry, this dood this time around is witty with his words, and is no blushing maiden...yet.
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> They'll be replaced by the aviation industry
You will still need ships to transport heavy cargo. It's no different from how it is done in our modern world; aviation has changed a lot and makes fast shipping a common reality, but transport of other goods has to be done by ship. Runeterra has a bigger ocean than we do with fewer landmasses between them so they will need airports on top of shipping ports.
> Mourn a building
*Structure. Are we getting background on this bridge or is it a one-time thing?
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> His jaw could definitely drop
All that for a skinny Victorian tuberculosis twink, eh?
> He was tall, with broad shoulders and dark skin that resembled sunlight streaming through amber
His skin is going to be darker than that in the nighttime. "Dark skin" also conjures up a different mental image than what he has; he has swarthy or bronzed skin, same as Jesus. 'Dark' makes you think of a sub continental.
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> I thought it was an ornament
You saw this man rely on this cane the entire time, and thought it was an ornament? They have gay marriage but no disability rights or awareness? Huh?
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> Someone even said you used the cane to instill fear
Well I will take this over an uwu 'uke' who just flutters his eyelashes and sits around waiting to be saved like a blushing maiden. Him being a little witty and snarky is something I normally don't see.
> It's just my walking stick
He uses it for more than just walking; it's there for balance and support. It's like tigercristabel calling it a 'stick'.
> Young masculine voice
And you can tell because...?
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Despite gay marriage being legal, we are still operating under hereditary titles and who can sire the most children to get those titles. Now I have to wonder how many of these 'gay' men are actually pooners.
> Zaun and Piltover had different social rules; marriageable-age young singles being alone counts as instant marriage
Let me guess: in Zaun, you can have pre-marital sex or even be pregnant because you get married and it is seen as NBD. Looser sexual mores, right?
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> The Prince of Zaun exuded something majestic, his mere presence reminded Jayce of those myths of wizards
Haha, get it? I wonder what that is a reference to!
> For someone from Piltover, you forgot to tell me your name
You'd think he'd know already because his family are the ruling class of Zaun and everyone knows everyone else in royal circles. You'd think he'd know his shitting schedule, ffs.
> Their highnesses the princesses
Oh? I thought they were all called Princes of Zaun?
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How romantic. This author promises long chapters and spicy smut, so we'll have to wade through inconsistent worldbuilding and rich people saying 'gonna' until then. We'll see if this witty characterization lasts or if it gets dropped the moment that 10 inch man meat gets whipped out. I don't know how long these chapters will be, but if they are over 10k I'll do the good ole Sparknotes edition. There are 7 chapters planned so far; get your Bridgerton dresses ready.

I was wondering when the 1950s nuclear bomb AU got updated, and it did. This was the one that decided to focus on the ins and outs (no pun intended) of LGBT people in the US nuclear weapons program while casually forgetting things like segregation. Also had someone touch a demon's core without any protective equipment and consequently got nuked (also no pun intended).
We ended Chapter 4 with a smut scene and a discussion of the Hirschfeld Institute in Berlin, where Viktor got his gender-affirming surgery. I immediately picked up this reference as soon as it was uttered - no thanks to the forums - and now we are dealing with the aftermath of their love making. Jayce wakes up hearing an army truck and is in a happy post-coital mood. Viktor stands by the window in Jayce's shirt, unbuttoned and erotic. Jayce remarks that he is 'swimming' in his clothing, and Viktor replies that he needed something quick in order to use the bathroom (glad this remote town has indoor plumbing when most of America did not). He opens the blinds and marvels at his skeletal beauty, but not before telling Viktor he could've pissed in his sink even when he doesn't have the plumbing for it.

He then asks if he hurt Viktor - 'hurt' being rammed by his big dick - and Viktor casually replies that he is always sore. He makes a joke that he did sleep on his leg, and then we dive right into another smut scene.
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> There was no thought to how close they were
> He lifted his shirt baring his ass
I dare say that's a cohesive thought on how close they were. He's mounting him like a stallion.
> You had me so frustratingly wet
I'm glad he managed to get intramuscular testosterone at a steady supply (that wouldn't become available until the 1950s) without knowing the side effects on his vagina. Those testosterone pellets he would be taking were discontinued due to toxicity. But we're just gonna act as if that doesn't exist just like segregation isn't a thing in this universe.
> You are honestly a lot bigger than I had picture you being
You were just fucked by him a few hours ago. I get that the lights were off, but last I checked, he couldn't stop raving about how big he was.
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> You have good manners, you're smart, handsome, and you have a big dick
And he doesn't have to be subject to the Lavender Scare because the 'gay' man he's fucking has a vagina! What a way to confuse intelligence agencies and the future Feds alike!
> He petted down Viktor's cock
This was long before it was known what T could do to the female body. He's guzzling T pellets thinking it will make him a man and still wants that roid clit compared to the real thing. The classic eraser vs a bowling pin scenario.
> He gasped when Viktor angled his dick to slip inside him
For a moment, I thought Viktor was penetrating Jayce with his t-dick, but alas, we're only going with trad dynamics here. Penis-in-vagina only over here.
> It all felt brand new being squeezed so tightly by that heat
Vaginas sure are amazing, aren't they? You never have to worry about being considered gay when you fuck one.
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> He eyed the wall, wondering if their neighbours had left their rooms yet as he pushed another, louder moan from him
Even if you got caught, what would you say to them? 'Yes, I fucked my colleague that you think is male but really has a vagina, therefore I am a homosexual on paper'? Or would they be just as confused as anyone else on whether he's fucking a dame or a dude?
> The man was beautiful, the man was...not getting any looser and his back was getting tighter
What, did you think your dick that hangs down to your knees is going to loosen a vagina like a rubber band?
> His dick wasn't just slick, fucking in and out of Viktor, it was damn near drowning in his own come from last night
Yuck. Hour old semen like that has to be like kitchen grease. Has to smell like brine, too.
> He grabbed those demon hips
More like Walmart chicken hips given how bony they are. What a wild metaphor to use. Yeah yeah, it's a reference to their work and how 'devilish' it is, but how is it demonic when he's a literal fucking skeleton?
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> He reached for Viktor's cock, surprised to find it soft
Because it isn't an actual dick you fucking retard. Yes, clits can get hard from sexual arousal but they are not going to perform like a male's penis. Look up what homologous parts are.
> He watched Jayce meticulously wash out the sink
With his piss? The fuck?
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Ah, there's our dream gal Lest, the trans woman who the US army hired to fuck men on the downlow.
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> He just bends you right over
Haha, but we're operating on fixed dynamics. It would be the wrong kind of gay to have our masculine dick-owner get penetrated. Vaginal penetration only! No❌PENILE❌PENETRATION❌OF❌MAN❌ASS❌
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> Relieved to pivot as far away from those other details as possible
He's a proud troon who will fuck other men on the regular in exchange for intelligence secrets, but being outed as a man is a big issue, apparently. I will point out that not once in this fic is racial segregation brought up, despite Ekko and Sky being there (and Sky synthesizing Viktor's testosterone, which was promptly forgotten). Trans people are more important than blacks, who knew?
> He could've implicated himself in at least a dozen crimes whenever he helped me and my friends smuggle painting-shaped groceries
Oh, so they were smuggling erotic paintings out of Berlin because the Nazis wanted to burn them. OK.
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> I would've never known
Check the feet. The q-angle would've also given it away but men really are bad at telling the sexes apart.
> We take hormones
Yes, that are toxic. Intramuscular testosterone didn't become widely available until the 1950s. There's a reason Viktor has Sky, a chemist, synthesize them for him.
> Ex GI becomes blonde beauty
That is a real headline. Troons love using it as proof of 'We have always been here'.
> does it bother you? People like us?
Well he doesn't have to rub two twigs and berries together and wouldn't be classified as homosexual under the Lavender Scare, so no.
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Let me guess: Vander either has feelings for Viktor himself or he's a closeted communist. Maybe a spy? I might be putting more effort into this than the author.
> How does this help keep a leg up over the Soviets?
At this point, Japan has been nuked twice. Whatever Nazi scientists were not brought over by Operation Paperclip have been taken by the Soviets. They have their own nuclear program and materials. They have access to V2 rockets and missile technology. You just had a nuclear accident where a scientist, through his own stupidity, suffered acute radiation sickness. He's asking some really retarded questions right now.
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> The very fate of capitalism could be at stake at this point
He says, after asking what use this top secret nuclear program has, lmao.
> What stops all of the world's nations from recreating everything we do? It will only get worse if we introduce more
And he is correct. We are now entering the Cold War where nations with nukes threaten those without. You'd think everyone here would take this shit a lot more seriously, but no.
> Communists who 'hardly have two twigs to rub together'
He really should NOT be asking that or saying that he has communist sympathies outright when the CIA/FBI went after Oppenheimer for having the same views. Venona Papers, anyone?
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So now we have the trope of a scientist who wants to do noble things such as create sustainable, renewable energy being shot down by the government because they are more focused on money and power. While the trope itself is not bad, it's overused to the point it makes the character in question seem like a bumbling idiot. The problem is, the 'Martians' who worked on the bomb, including Einstein himself, also floated the idea of nuclear power being used for energy vs its weaponization. Nuclear power plants were beginning to be built in the 50s, so Viktor's ideas are not out of the question. He can balance both.
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> I promised you when the war ended, and it hasn't
Correction: WWII ended, but the Cold War has started. So Vander is right there, but so is Viktor.
> If they are capitalists, we don't give a shit what they do
He realllllllllly needs to be careful voicing those communist sympathies of his. He's going to find himself in front of a committee and endure a double whammy of being a tranny communist. The Russians won't want him either because they are also socially conservative. Maybe try the French?
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> Your first and foremost responsibility is to the safety of this country
He was brought on the project for the development of nuclear weapons and new technology. I highly doubt that the US government is going to want to toss aside such a gifted scientist even if they want a more domestic application of their work - anything to keep the US top dog is what they want. Again, he can do both: make weapons AND create sustainable energy. The issue then is getting companies to get on board.
> We know she's as capable as any man here
Sexism is a problem, but not the fact she's a mixed-race person. We are still dodging the racial segregation and racism element. Has anyone asked EKKO what he thinks about all this? He's a black American. Why is a white man speaking on behalf of all humanity when his people could use that energy, too?
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> What exactly is he asking you to do, he asked
He asked, with no question mark.
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> I'm amazed by the potential of nuclear fission and what it could be used for
Luckily you are not the only one. Nuclear power plants would begin to be built in *checks notes* Kaluga Oblast, USSR. You can bet your ass there was a race to make cities futuristic.
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Hydrogen bombs were first tested in the US in 1952. This fic takes place in 1948, so that's four years away. They would have already known about it had they read Enrico Fermi's papers. BTW? Nuclear bomb tests by the USSR occurred in 1949 - the year after this fic is set. Bad history is baaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
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> Senator Medarda
So we are just going to forget that black people entering politics was a big fucking deal in a time when segregation was the norm? You didn't see black senators en masse until the Voting Rights Act of 1965. We have more rights for white trans people than black people overall. I haven't seen Ekko or Sky mentioned fucking ONCE and both are just as important to this program.
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> Has an entire discussion on the perils of nuclear war and who will get the hydrogen bomb first
> Makes a joke about eating his pussy
Time and place, folks. Time and place.
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> His hand was damn near soaked to his wrist
I am glad that testosterone back then had no effect on the vagina and that it can still ooze out slick like he's a garden hose. Who needs lube when you can shove a reactor up there no problem? No wonder he could take that monster dick and still want more.
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Ah, so we're going with Heimerdinger = Oppenheimer. TBF, his name is a portmanteau of 'Oppenheimer' and 'Schrodinger' to begin with, so it fits. I do have to laugh at the author finally acknowledging that Viktor voicing his communist sympathies isn't a good idea, more so with the fact that the Feds likely know he's a pooner, too. McCarthy would have a hoot with this one.

After this sexual rendezvous, Jayce heads off to talk to Vander privately. He asks why the risk of deportation is being dangled over Viktor's head - fitting, given modern events - given his sympathies and different opinions regarding nuclear fission. Vander snaps and says that Jayce knows 'nothing about the world' and Heimerdinger asked for his deportation because he signed a petition not to bomb Japan, and that he is also at risk of losing everything and being replaced because of his views. The US government wants the bomb now, now, now, and Viktor is bloody brilliant and an idiot for 'not knowing what he is up against'. One would think that the bombing of Japan would have been enough, but no. We are just going to ignore the way the scientific community moved at this time. Rather than risk a communist scandal, Vander tells Jayce to pack to go visit Heimerdinger in Washington to 'jog his memory' and get that patriotism moving. Of course, this just means they will be off this very important nuclear project for a few weeks/months, thereby putting someone else in charge of their work - the very thing they never wanted. This is also top secret work and they just CANNOT bring someone else on the project. This would be a great time to bring Ekko on as lead scientist but we don't want niggers doing the white man's job. A transgender communist who dreams of nuclear energy being brought to America and worries about a hydrogen bomb that is already being developed is more important.

Priorities, dontchaknow.

Deervoid has posted her last noncon fic for the week. The biggest warning isn't the rape, mind you, but the 'transphobia' involving the forced feminization of a trans man. Pour one out for this one dumb bitch as she has yet to realize she's been doing forced feminization on the regular. Our M313 inches is literal this time.
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> Viktor was a trans man without top nor bottom surgery
So...just a woman. He had the means to get it as the dean's assistant; he wasn't exactly poor. This is just the author's barely disguised fetish on how she knows trans men aren't men.
> Red lipstick, blonde and brown extensions
You can't even use the masculine version of 'blond', lmao.
> Pantyhose that covered not only his skin but also the natural twist of his leg
Pantyhose is only going to highlight that, because pantyhose highlights the curve of the leg. It's going to stick out - literally - like a sore thumb.
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> The bra gently supporting his breasts
Does he have medium-sized breasts this time, or are they going to change size mid-rape?
> Too ashamed to see himself on screen
Oh? I thought trans people were proud of their bodies. Yet every time I read about them, the trans men are always shying away from the camera. Your trans sisters would be shoving their ass full on camera; what's your excuse?
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> When his vision started to get really distant, Jayce let go of him
Can't let our pooner get more brain damage than they already have, eh?
> We're going to be able to buy the machine we wanted so much
The ironic part of all of this is that the author doesn't even buy what she's writing. Yeah, she uses the trans tag, but she doesn't actually think this character is a man. Why is the trans man being pimped out, and not the 'cis' man with a 13 inch dick?
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> His dysphoria had never been overwhelming
So the makeup sets him off as does the feminine comments, but not his vagina being put on display. What, you think your female anatomy is sexless, for some reason?
> He didn't want to do it
> Jayce was ordering him to
> Good girl
You have to love how FTMs are never taken seriously as men even in their own fantasies. Their 'dream man' bosses them around and forces them to pimp themselves out while they don't have to be sexualized or degraded. It's almost as if they instinctively know they're female and treat them like dogshit.
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> Disguised as a feminine moan
I guess he isn't on T either because that would come out like a smoker's croak.
> His clitoris was larger than usual
> Despite him being a thin man
One of these things is not like the other.
> That's why it was always shocking to film
Whaaaa? Your totally nice male feminist friend is actually a sociopathic monster who sells your body for cheap pornography? You don't fucking say.
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> Wished this was about him being seen as a man, not as a sex object, not as a doll, or a slut, or a little cunt ready to be deflowered
This is the best case of no fucking self-awareness I have ever seen. Who created those principles? Who continues to write this character that way? You are so concerned over being seen as a man that you write this character as the most feminine archetype possible, subject to stigma and shame women disproportionately suffer. The lampshade isn't just on, it's ready to set the room on fire.
> Viktor shouldn't have been so surprised when Jayce grabbed his legs...and knelt down to lick his pussy
But it isn't rape when he does that, right? Such a stalwart male feminist he is.
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> Sucked on him to sell it
Must be nice sucking on what classifies as a giant Jolly Rancher.
> Being treated like a woman with those nicknames
It isn't transphobia or genocide when WE do it, sweaty~
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> Slow, soft, romantic, just as Viktor had always dreamed
That's also a remarkably feminine thing to say. You want to be treated like a man so much? You can start thinking like one.
> 13 inches long
Well we have our record breaker! He's longer than 'pipeline punch', and that one was 12 inches. He's the same size as OhNovi's cowboy fic. MS13 inches is ready to break some ICE.
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> Just a collar and panties that don't cover that whorish hole of yours, so I can use it whenever I want
The trigger warning is for transphobia, and yet the author doesn't realize that 'slut' is only an insult for women. Men can have sex as much as they want and do not endure the same social stigma.
> Jayce was no longer talking to him, but rather about him. Rather, about her
It really sucks when the man you fantasize about never saw you as a man, doesn't it? He always saw you as a woman.
> Impaling all 13 inches at once inside his unprepared pussy
> Screamed against the hand over his mouth
> It felt good
With an unprepared pussy? I don't think so. I don't think a rose wine is going to help you there, either. Maybe some of those poppers from buttsex heaven will help.
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> I'll piss on her, how about that, guys?
Guess that's one way to get some testosterone.
> Look at those tits bouncing while I fuck you. I'd love to see them full of milk
Are we looking at medium-sized breasts with salmon-pink nipples, or tiny breasts?
> Each thrust was a scream of pleasure, which made it the more humiliating. He didn't want to be a girl
The cis man says you are one, so you are. Sucks when you can never convince the sex you emulate of your true and honest masculinity.
> He took three loads that night
And didn't need to visit the ER at all. What a trooper.
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> If it scares you, we can stop. But I feel that when the camera is on, I can finally satisfy my desires
Peak male feminist argument: 'I TOTALLY care about your consent, but I want to fulfill MY desires, so you're just going to have to deal with it.' Viktor accepting his excuse is also the farthest thing from a 'masc' reaction; women have to talk sweetly to men or else we'll lose our teeth. He never stands up for himself or makes himself 'known'; he just relents to what the male wants. That in itself is very female-brained. You want to talk about muh transphobia while writing an extremely clockable character? Lmao.
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> She's not pregnant yet
You know if he actually did get pregnant and had a kid that he would want to include the child in his porn. It never ends on a single point.
> He always got to make his boyfriend cum, on or off the videos
Are you really his boyfriend if he always refers to you as a woman? Sounds like he's only using the right pronouns so you don't throw yourself and Number 2 off a bridge.
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> He is happy and appreciated
> Still considered a female and is expecting a child
There goes the 'boyfriend' thing. I wouldn't be worried about 'transphobic' trigger warnings when you do all the heavy lifting yourself.

Are these yours? You mentioned the female typical interests regarding Soulsborne games was writing fanfic instead of modding when ZullietheWitch was outed as a troon. Never thought you would drop your stuff.
 
Are these yours? You mentioned the female typical interests regarding Soulsborne games was writing fanfic instead of modding when ZullietheWitch was outed as a troon. Never thought you would drop your stuff
Yeah these are mine. Lmk if this isn’t the right place for them. Or if it is.
 
tigercristabel says her writing has improved since this was conceived six months ago. I am leaning into the Press X to Doubt button. Its main feature is a human whose tits grow into udders and have to be milked for relief. Also features them mooing like Tyler1. Someone tell RFK Jr. of this health hazard. The lines for this fic include:
- All he could make out was the hypnotic swing of his udders, two pendulums visible even from his mounted position, practically begging him to continue fucking his cum deeper into the man's cunt
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> Grabbing his stick
This was written six months ago and we still refuse to call a cane a cane.
> Cupped the small mounds of tissue
Like deervoid's work, his breast size changes from barely there pancakes to heavy, pendulum-like mounds. Marika the Eternal could never.
> His sweet Jayce. Always so concerned, so protective
And then we get 'unabashed lust' that makes our hu-cow close their legs because they get slippery when wet. Moo.
> Could've sworn they flashed with...something
Looks like that morning's milk is enough to turn a male feminist back to factory settings. He's a carnivore in an herbivore's world, after all.
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> The only thing stopping him face planting the bedroom floor was Jayce's arms
A shame your gigantic milky tits couldn't act like an air mattress.
> He'd never really considered getting top surgery before. Never really needed to...not enough to trigger the prickling wrongness he'd come to associate with dysphoria
But when they start turning into something that Mary Magdalene porn star would kill to have, suddenly that's...affirming? You get gigantic Botched tits and that doesn't make you want to kill yourself? OK.
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> Perhaps it was a mark of progress, a sign that he was finally comfortable in his body after three decades
And it's getting giant porn star tits that have to be milked. Your trans sisters would LOVE to have a slice.
> The latest medication finally making a dent in the anxiety that had been a companion his entire life
A pooner on anti-anxiety meds? You don't say. Those meds also impact sexual arousal and libido. Guess that magic cow milk overrides that and doesn't give our Latino milk jug here some leftover Xanax.
> One orgasm quickly led to multiple
Cow nipples really are magical, eh?
> Their ever-dwindling funding
Yeah, no. They have multiple sponsors, including Mel and the Kirammans. They aren't lacking in money, they just aren't producing what they should. They are too busy focusing on man(?) milk to invent anything.
> So there was nothing to hide his weeping slit as he pushed his ass up towards the door, trying to coax Jayce in
Just like a real cow, he just stands there and takes it.
> A small part of him burned with shame at how easily he slide into him
You just wrote that his 'slit' was 'weeping', so he wasn't exactly bone dry.
> His slick folds parted effortlessly to welcome in his partner's cock
This, too. I guess becoming an herbivore has its perks: you're ready to go all times of the day to continue the race of...hucows.
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> The position allowing him to bury so deep Viktor could feel the tip of his cock kiss his cervix
They use that so often I wonder how deep these women think the cervix goes. Yes, it goes father back during arousal. Do they think it moves back 10-12 inches into a portable pocket dimension to take giant Latino dick?
> The words failed him, the only sound that poured from his mouth was the continuing lowing of an animal in heat
The sound vocalized:

> His body as forced to sheath the entirety of the cock impaling him
You already wrote he was 'kissing his cervix', so that implies he was already 'impaling' him. He's turning into a Tomahawk steak.
> Coating every crevasse with a thick layer
When you coat that steak with the butter just right
> The waves of his cunt milking every drop it could
They really love using this line. It's fitting in this case because, along with his vagina doing some milking, he's about to get milked. Moo.
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> He also felt ashamed
You already wrote that. Why would he feel ashamed anyways when he willingly presented himself, moos like a cow in heat, and wants to get topped by a giant Latino bull? Where's all that sexual confidence, that 'Yeah I took some bull cock, what of it? I feed the whole farm. Orwell's got nothing on me.'
> Wiry hairs of Jayce's stomach caressed his lower abdomen
He's got more hair than a Highland cow, that's how you know he's a man.
> Man's stick
It's a cane. I know you're averse to writing this character with a third leg, but come on.
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> Even when the sweat beaded on creamy skin
We still need you to know that this hucow is white and that white cows are the best.
> Cover the man's engorged breasts
> Milk me, please
Marika's tits! You must be 'ungry'.
> The breasts softly swinging as Viktor trembled in position looked full to burst
So we went from something flat and barely there, to something that can smash a watermelon. All those T-shots couldn't interfere with your natural bovine anatomy: you need to be milked, and the milk man is a-comin'.
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> The thought of milking the man like cattle
*Cow. Only cows get milked, because the females lactate. Whoopsie.
> My ud-udders
😆Excuse me while I enter my J. Jonah Jameson era.
> Breasts was too weak a word for the distended, almost ripe-looking, appendages hanging from the man's chest
This really is a hentai. Cow girls used to be big on DeviantArt. Who knew she was tapping into her inner furry?
> It didn't seem right to hear something so bestial as the sounds coming from Viktor
He's about to turn into Roxanne and Jayce is about to be his Rufus.
> Viktor needed milking before they went to bed that night
> There was over a litre of the fluid
Ever thought about selling that for extra money? It ain't pasteurized but who doesn't love a little local milk?
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> It was the udders, technically, before he saw before the man
??? 'My writing has improved' like fuck it hasn't, bitch.
> He makes a note to make alternative milking arrangements soon because it's only going to get harder
Hey, you're looking at a money maker right there. Imagine all the cheeses you can make!
> The more pressing concern was freeing his cock from its confines and plunging it straight into (the) quivering folds before him
Yeah your partner is turning into a cow without rhyme or reason, but MUH DICK. I need MUH PUSSY.
> The walls parting like butter
At this rate, you could probably MAKE butter on the fly with how much churning you're doing with that dick.
> Jayce plunged into Viktor's cunt again, and again, and again. Each thrust so forceful that he could feel his balls smacking into his partner's swollen dick
Are your balls that loose and floppy, or is that roid clit just that big>
> He was...mooing
He's channeling his inner Tyler1.
> All he could make out was the hypnotic swing of his udders, two pendulums visible even from his mounted position, practically begging him to continue fucking his cum deeper into the man's cunt
This is a real line.
> Thankfully this position made sure the milk hadn't been contiminated
Yeah, can you imagine that pure hucow milk getting tainted with Latino cum? We want WHITE milk, not brown milk! Whites only!
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> The bowls of cereal and fruit were first placed on the table normally
At first I thought they were going to use his breast milk in the cereal, but nope, he just throws his face in the bowl and begins eating like a cow.
> The breast pumps he'd looked at previously no longer looked adequate for Viktor's rapidly increasing milk supply
As you'll find out reading this, this author has a fetish with turning Viktor into some sort of animal. In the ABO fic she had him bitched like a dog and shoved into a cage where he ate off the floor; in this one he is taken away from his scientific duties and human intelligence and is reduced to a female animal that is milked all day.
> Changing weight distribution
This author also likes to forget his disability while being the type to bitterly complain about it; the defects aren't just in his leg, but his hips and spine. Those gigantic cow udders are doing to put undue weight on said spine and leg, even if he begins walking like a quadruped. She just outright writes his disability out for her hentai cow fetish.
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So, he starts pissing himself on the regular and has to lay on doggy pads (another fetish the author loves) and is regularly written to be a dumb bimbo who lives to get fucked and milked. I wonder what kind of overarching theme she's trying to express with that. He's free to go anywhere he wants, he just can't go past our alpha male here with the big dick. That's not a trend in her works, is it?
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So he's getting a milking machine like the ones you see in factory farms. If you want a visual, look at the ones used on the women in 'Mad Max: Fury Road'.
> I love milking you!
This is a real line.
> The food Jayce had laid out would help with both the quantity and the quality of the milk
Basically, he can't eat meat anymore, because that would be a form of cannibalism. He is going back to grass and grain products.
> Could see the glistening wetness from across the room
Next thing you'll tell me is that he can taste his piss and tell me when he's about to go in heat.
> His only concern was to clean up the worst of the mess leaking out of the man's well-fucked hole
I supposed it would be a big mess considering he's fucking a cow vagina and not a human vagina, eh? Now you really are throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
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He enjoys not waking up to a body that doesn't feel pain, yet has to crawl to a milking machine that is now the bane of his existence. He doesn't engage in science anymore - that is for the man, the human man - and all he has to offer is a dripping cunt that is always wet and ready to go like a real cow's vagina. I wonder what kind of theme the author is trying to portray here: are trans men really that useless that all they can be is cows that have to be milked and fucked? That they belong on a farm? Where they get fucked by bulls all day? That certainly isn't a fetish at all!
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BTW, a cow's vagina reaches 6-8 inches in length, unlike the average human vagina that can reach 2-5 inches (individuals can go longer, depending on arousal). So Jayce's 'massive cock' would really be plunging into a longer, deeper canal and he wouldn't have an issue stretching around it.
> There was no rhyme nor reason
You don't say.
> Jayce would fuck him, and then milk him, or milk him and then fuck him
And then your vagina milks his cock. Everybody is getting milked!
> All he cared about was being milked and getting fucked
Funny how this keeps happening to the vagina owner while the penis owner enjoys all the spoils of their work. There's nothing else to interpret from this at all, no ma'am.
> I think I can see definite improvement
I've read the ABO fic. There is no improvement. Even with a beta reader, you still suck ass and your animal fetish is really leaking through. You might as well come out as a furry because this is some bonafide furry shit.

This was a gift for SensualLettuce, who was found kudos'ing that fic where a 12-year-old's vagina 'sucked in' a grown man's penis. Just in case you had any reservations that this user was not a pedophile, here's one where a man dutifully stalks his beloved in a public park. You'll never wish harder for a Karen on hold after this one. Lines for this fic include:
- Thighs trembling, legs spread wide, soaking the trench coat and the grass beneath as he laid on his back, his gorgeous pussy drooling, fluttering as Dmitri did fuck all but gawp and stare instead of feasting on that lovely little cunt like it deserved—
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arms tied behind his back, ass up, puffy pussy, pink and flushed with anticipation, already dripping his juices down the side of his pale thighs.
- they reached the puffy lips of the very pussy that’d been driving him mad for weeks.
- moaning at the sight of him: all pretty, pink, and utterly begging for a hard fuck
- holding him with a bruising grip as his bare cock sank deep inside his best friend, and watched as those puffy pussylips stretched around him.
- his precious pussy squirting the moment he realized just who put his cock in him
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> a man of impeccable standards - usually, anyways
I love how this means that 'impeccable' trans man is actually a dirty, lazy fuck and disabled people can't clean themselves.
> These facets
*These facts. You're using facet in the wrong way, here.
> Introducing Jayce to his boyfriend
That white pussy cannot be reserved for white dick. It is for our MS13 inches here, and he WILL make sure of that.
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> Meant to hide him away from his scrutiny, his care
> He was a man of control; of patience
It sure doesn't sound like it. It sounds like he's a stalker if he knows that his 'beloved' is walking around a park - in frigid temperatures mind you - completely naked under a big-ass trench coat. It's nice that our resident white boy can restart every 45 seconds, but that roid clit and copious amounts of slick are going to turn into icicles.
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> Of the addicting concoction of humiliation, fear, exhilaration, and arousal
TBH this is one of the gayest things they've ever done because gay men are actually known to fuck in public parks. The difference here is that they're doing it in broad daylight where people visit. Where are the Karens shrieking on the phone to cops when you need them? I need my Bitchin' Becky.
> Viktor tended to spiral into making rash and irrational decisions
A pooner doesn't have solid mental health? You don't say.
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> Viiktor
When you are so horny you forget to spellcheck
> That was for Jayce to know
> Little spyware app he downloaded on Viktor's phone when Jayce burrowed it
So he is literally 'spiritually Israeli'. Nothing like adding a little Pegasus on your phone to override and control all aspects of someone's life. Next thing you'll be sending is a pager.
> Was it highly illegal? Viktor wouldn't sue, and if there were no charges, was there really a crime?
He can absolutely sue because you use spyware on his phone without his consent. You don't have the funds or backing of a major company and doing it against a trans man is going to make you Persona Non Grata. A 'cis' man stalking a poor, disabled trans man? That's bad PR.
> Keeping several paces back in a pair of joggers and an oversized hoodie with sunglasses
...in the cold? You're going to need thicker pants and better shoes. Sunglasses I can get if it's sunny, but that would mean Dmitri and Viktor are going to be easily seen by everyone. Get that Karen on her TikTok right now. She needs to stop the Latino Unabomber here.
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> Soaked between his legs as he trembled and sobbed
I'd be trembling and sobbing too if it was that cold and my pussy juice was turning into a block of ice. You'd also be sobbing in the back of a police cruiser because that is a public park and what you are doing is a crime. You are going to be swarmed by mamas and strollers of all races and religions you are going to beat your ass.
> For safety
"Yeah I installed some Pegasus spyware on your phone so I can see where you are all the time because I have an inferiority complex, but it's for your safety, swear."
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> He had yet to explore these curiosities with anyone else
> It didn't take much insight to understand that Jayce's actions would irrevocably break Viktor's trust in him
And you wonder why he isn't exploring those fantasies with you to begin with. But let me guess: he's doing it so that Jayce gets so jealous he decides to engage in rapeplay for real.
> [The betrayal] would push Viktor away
> Inconvenient details like privacy, autonomy, and consent
Yeah I can't imagine why someone would react so poorly to someone installing spyware on their phone.
> Soaking the trench coat and the grass beneath him
1. The trench coat is oversized and is covering his body. 2. Isn't this set in 'frigid' temperatures?
> Gorgeous pussy drooling, fluttering
This is a real line. Was it drooling like a dog and fluttering shyly?
> Hastily wrapping his pathetic cock
Let me guess: it's the average 5 inches, a pathetic piece of white man mean, whereas he's got all 13 inches of Hispanic hog ready to go.
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> Could leave his cunt uneaten, the wasted slick unsavoured on his tongue when Viktor had been so good
He can just save it in a baggie after scooping it off the leather trench coat.
> Squandering what must have been the tightest, wettest heat of the lovely thing beneath him by fucking his partner soft and slow
You'd be in that position if you simply asked what was wrong. Jayce is the kind of guy to wonder what he did wrong if someone is upset. He'd send text messages like, 'Are you mad at me? 🥺😢' But yeah, keep wondering about the tightness of white pussy while you installed spyware on your partner's phone.
> The way Dmitri bent his poo spine and hooked his legs to wrap around his waist
But suddenly the pain disappears and he starts bending like a circus performer when you do it.
> Who dragged you out naked into the woods
It was a public park. There was no mention it was a whole-ass forest. If it was, then you wouldn't have to worry about people spotting you because there are so many places to hide. This made me think of Central Park or the ones in Montreal where gay men DO converge to fuck.
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> Pathetic cock
Yeah, put those puny 5 inches away, white man!
> Jayce could see the little gape - the weak clenching and flutter of a pussy unsatisfied
He must have Hawkeye's vision of Eagle Vision because no fucking way is he going to see a fucking pussy flutter from as far away as he is. There's no mention of him using binoculars whatsoever. Dmitri is also blocking the way, so you seeing that 'gape' from a 'pathetic cock' would be nearly impossible.
> Leaving fingertip bruises on the fair skin of his hips
No matter what, we need to highlight how white his skin is.
> Filling up Viktor's greedy pussy, knowing how good he'd milk Jayce
Is he going to start mooing like Tyler1?
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> Viktor was such a brilliant thing - he thought he had higher standards
"Bitch, I am the higher standard. Now shut up and let ME be the pervert boyfriend."
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> Jayce knew him better than anyone
We know.
> He found that he had a very particular set of needs
And you have a very particular set of skills, is that it?
> They were extremely compatible sexually
> Chose his opportunity carefully, not during the aborted rapeplay attempt
Unlike the sexually incompatible white man, the Latino is just going to rape the catboy with anal beads in his ass for year. You're gonna have to call PETA when he's done.
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This man should really audition for a new 'Taken' movie, but instead of saving a hypothetical daughter or spouse, he goes in and kidnaps/rapes people before the traffickers get to them. Oh, wait -
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> Dressed modestly, a cagey little thing
> Probably wearing some fancy lingerie
He's just uwu so smol and cute and ashamed of his body. Won't senpai come in there and show him how a real woman person should be fucked?
> Pathetic, one-sided crushed Viktor harboured while Sky harped on him to move on
Uh, if he knew that it was a one-sided crush...why didn't Jayce do anything? This entire scenario would just be CNC instead of an actual rape because V would've known Jayce loved him.
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> Ready to ruin him for his boyfriend and any man daring to even try
Ah, the classic 'I'll ruin you for anyone else' trope. It can be sexy in the right circumstances, but not when someone is breaking into your hotel room to rape you while you're tied up like a rotisserie chicken.
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"If your boyfriend can't make you cum, I will simply by raping you. I do it because I love you."
> Experimented with shibari
> Fragile self-esteem
> Afraid of being judged
Wow, a trans man experiments with kink and other forms of BDSM because they have fragile self-esteem? You don't say. They don't want to be judged like actual men, but they want to be viewed as men...pick a struggle. Or, in this case, you won't have to pick because you're just going to be raped, anyways. Very gender affirming.
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> All trussed up in elegant red and rope in crossing patterns and delicate knots
Should've wrote this first.
> Puffy pussy, pink and flushed with anticipation, already dripping his juices down the side of his pale thighs
Our alabastrine, pale, white, moon-skinned swan-neck seems to get awfully wet for a boyfriend who can't make him cum due to his small dick. It's OK, though: his autism headphones won't hone him in in the different pressurized pounding he'll get.
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> The red providing such a tantalizing contrast to his skin
Get a drink ready, because the author talks about this three fucking times.
> Enough to discern his hand from his boyfriend's
White people don't season they callouses.
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> Affection and something covered in thorns spreading across his chest
You can just write 'obsession, covered in thorns' and it would work just as well.
> They reached the puffy lips of the very pussy that'd been driving Jayce mad
White pussy do be hittin' different if you have beaner heritage. You always need that white cream on your meat.
> All pretty, pink, and utterly begging for a hard fuck
This is a real line.
> Whose tongue was catching the sweetness of his dripping juices
I just think of a proboscis of a butterfly and how that long-ass, curly tongue is sapping up that 'sweet nectar'.
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> eating him out vigorously, viciously
Me when I find the perfect cheesecake at the Cheesecake Factory
> His wet cunt feeding a dark desire that had been blooming behind his ribs
I told ya: white pussy hits different.
> Just as his slick and juices dribbled down Jayce's chin
Man those tacos be hittin' after those edibles.
> The spreader bar was certainly doing its job
So Dmitri spent all that time learning shibari and then just LEFT his boyfriend at the hotel room? How was Viktor able to do it himself? Magic?
> Conceal his quivering, fluttering little cunt
Take a drink, because his cunt flutters at least three times.
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> The wet sound they made as Jayce mercilessly stretched and thrusted inside was quite possibly the lewdest thing he'd ever heard
Ah, the Chinese noodles sound.
> He and his boyfriend just weren't compatible
We know, you said that already.
> Wanted Viktor to remember whose cock ruined him
The chad Latino thundercock vs the virgin 5 inch white cock
> His bare cock sunk deep inside his best friend, and watched as those puffy pussylips stretched around him
You could've had those puffy pussylips for free if you, you know, just asked. You didn't have to install fucking Pegasus on his phone.
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> Tight, wet, addictive heat wrapped around his cock
Are we talking about a vagina or a hot pocket?
> His best friend's hot little cunt
You already wrote that his cunt was hot - twice.
> The proof was undeniable now. This wasn't his boyfriend's cock inside him
Did the size and thickness not give it away?
> Putting their filthy raw cock inside his bare pussy while he moaned for it the whole time like a whore
Hey, if that 'filthy raw cock' belongs to a sexy Latino, is it really filthy? Also, suggesting it is is hella racist. Latinos are rapists, yo!
> His precious pussy squirting the moment he realized just who put his cock in him
You could've been squirting on the regular like a squid had you just asked.
> Could do little more than lay beneath him and take his cock
I mean, you are tied up and attached to a spreader bar. You literally cannot do anything else.
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> To be fucked so hard he could finally cum
The eternal struggle of many women.
> Viktor's cunt fluttered sweetly around him, hot, wet, and exquisitely tight
You've already written that his cunt is hot three times. Now his cunt is 'fluttering, twitching, and clenching'. This is snapping like a snapping turtle's mouth.
> Jayce imagined him black and blue
We are smashing stereotypes by showing that the token Latino would love nothing more than to beat the shit out of the disabled white person. Give him another broken leg to think about.
> Too pretty to waste on a piece of shit who couldn't make him cum the way he did
You could've done this without the Palantir/Pegasus spyware, btw.
> He looked so good in red
You said that twice already.
> Properly defiled
Go ahead and fuck him in public. You will also find yourself in the back of a squad car with handcuffs and 'ICE' stamped across your back.
> Jayce wanted to laugh. To scream. This was just the beginning
Me when I summon the Karen who wants a good reason to sent a Latino to jail
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> Twitching cunt
That's the second time it's done that. I also have to assume our dear trans boy was not on any sort of testosterone or had any work done and is just a woman saying they're a man. A trans man ovulating like that? No birth control or ceased periods from T? What kind of boy-moding is this?
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> Only I can give you this
And only a Karen can give you the inside of a jail cell. You're not gonna be laughing when you're the one tied up and the Diddy oil is shoved in your backdoor.

From the same author who decided to rant about German politics while writing about getting dicked down by a 12-incher comes a new installment with the record-breaking MS13 inches and a pussy so blown out its lips clap together like IHOP pancakes. What happens when you blend a porn roleplay with porn stars? You get lines line these:
- Cuntboy slut squirts while getting his anal virginity taken by muscular daddy hunk
- Settling on simply raw-dogging his sex marathon like a traditional slut
- you are breaking my ass, you are turning me into an ass slut by making my pussy squirt by fucking my asscunt, oh my God, daddy
- he really felt like his ass and cunt had been broken on that afternoon, his brain completely rewired into a new, sluttier brain.
- Ever since then, he couldn't stop playing with his asshole, offering it up to anyone he hooked up with. "Oh, hello, thank you for wanting to fuck me, what hole do you want today, pussy, ass or mouth? All of these holes have very good reviews, you can look them up on the internet, if you want all of them
- settling on simply raw-dogging his sex marathon like a traditional slut
- He almost felt like he had a broken waterballon down there, a bunch of fucked out flesh that didn't listen to his commands anymore
- His gaping asshole had the same problem, when he reached down between his legs, he couldn't even tell the difference between his pussy and asshole anymore, both of his holes were fat gaping open mouths, bordering on prolapse, covered in his own bubbly slick.
- the only thing that mattered was pleasing his rock hard cock that spurted a never ending stream of creamy cum.
- he would have been more than fine to get dicked down forever, do nothing except have a cock inside of his cunt for the rest of his life.
- Don't be afraid of pissing yourself in front of me, I was the one who messed up your pussy, so don't worry when your broken pussy acts like a broken pussy in front of me.
- After all, anal is a bigger deal than regular pussy sex. But still, your career as an anal whore could become something great. Your mouth… forty two times. You are very good at swallowing cum, by the way. Also, I don't know who fucked through your gag reflex but I want to buy this guy a car.
- All of your holes in general, top notch. Everything added up… one hundred thirty four! Man, you got fucked over a hundred times in ten hours, that makes you a premium slut or something like that! You can be proud of yourself and your three cunts, get a tramp stamp tattooed or something
- Five minutes, by the way. Then you have the evidence that I am non-impregnated and a total creampie virgin. Hope that makes you want to fuck me today
- These online perverts love to see a boypussy twink ravaged by a large group of muscular men. I wore this pretty light pink satin dress during my first gang bang scene, we filmed the whole thing on a mattress in a back alley and I was just completely ruined by the end of it, pissing and throwing up cum all over the place.
- Hm? Will you be my daddy and make love to my little ruined whore cunt every night? Will you turn me into a good boy that doesn't fuck anyone else? Maybe, if we try hard enough and you fight off all my other fuckboys, the insides of my cunt will take the shape of your cock? Do you want that?
- pushing out his brat while sucking his dick, worshiping the balls that produced the cum that turned him into a breeding bitch
- He was very smart at spreading his legs and making men cum and that was very hard. Especially the cocks fucking him were very, very hard.
- "No, please be rough, please break my pussy while fucking me raw, I want the first raw cock that ever fucks me to break my cunt into pieces
- It feels so fucking good, daddy, I love you pumping your pre-cum inside of me, I love being your raw sex slut! I'll never use a condom again, no matter how many times I get knocked up!
- You turned me into an anal slut and now you have turned me into a slut for raw dick, all you do is mess up my cunt and my head, you are the reason why I have become a total whore
- Yes, God, please, cum inside of my pussy, please put your cum inside my womb, I need it, please make me a raw dick slut all the way
- covered in a combination of fuck fluids as if he was an artist that proudly looked upon his masterwork

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> He might have waited for him in the hallway
> Gets asked if he was waiting in the hallway
Redundant. He must've been Speed Racer in that wheelchair; I would assume he's got some nice upper body strength to match.
> Submissive bottom of the year
You will never guess what lines and actions were used to hammer this point home.
> So the twinks you fuck know that they are about to have the night of their lives?
By twinks, do we mean genuine twinks, or 'cuntboys' like what Viktor is? Helps to know.
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> He was wearing very tight micro shorts
> If someone looked between his legs for more than two seconds, they could make out the shape of his cunt
> Having an absolutely fat pussy didn't help in this regard
> His ass was equally fat
So we have a PAWG: Phat Ass White Girl (Terms and conditions apply). Later, you'll see he was taking cues from Adriana Chechnik with the sheer amount of ass play he does. In any case, this author clearly rolled for the phat ass department, because he decidedly does not have the junk in the trunk she's describing.
> His little a-cups were still nicely shown off
Can't show off what isn't there.
> For some reason they couldn't explain in the plot, Viktor had worn a little cheerleader outfit
Why's a disabled person with a bum leg a cheerleader? You could have just had them wear the gym shorts.
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> His legs over Jayce's shoulders
Schrodinger's disability: it exists and is very important that it be represented, but then it doesn't exist when it comes to hardcore anal fucking.
> Cuntboy slut squirts while getting his anal virginity taken by muscular daddy hunk
This is a real line. This author is known for wild lines like this, especially in 'mango loco'. You can tell she definitely fell off.
> The guiding hand of his best friend Silco who was...more well versed in the world of getting fucked in the ass
Gay men like anal, who knew?
> Every single squirt of slick that escaped his pussy while he was being drilled into
You got a cum jar handy?
> Viktor hadn't expected to like getting fucked in the ass so much; after all he didn't have a g-spot back there, but the mere fact he was doing anal made him feel like a masochistic whore
Well, you ARE a porn star. You are a whore by default. You just fuck men for larger sums of money.
> Which in turn made his pussy so soppy wet that he first thought he pissed himself
Guess he's one of the ones that resemble a lawn sprinkler and has a spray hard enough to get rid of that popcorn ceiling.
> His g-spot stimulated to spray cum out of his urethra
Depending on who you ask and what you read, squirt comes from the Skene's glands surrounding the urethra, others say it comes from the urethra. It's neither here nor there, but yeah, you can stimulate the female g-spot through the anus. A 13 inch dick might bring complications, though.
> you are breaking my ass, you are turning me into an ass slut by making my pussy squirt by fucking my asscunt
This is a real line.
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> He really felt like his ass and cunt had been broken on that afternoon
She's not kidding about that.
> Oh, hello, thank you for wanting to fuck me, what hole do you want today, pussy, ass, or mouth? All these holes have very good reviews
OK so if I go on Yelp! I'm not going to find some gonorrhea on your lips from the ass-to-mouth you engaged in, right?
> How many loads can this slut take?
As many as your Maytag can take heavy duty loads.
> Cunt, asscunt, mouthpussy
Very masc.
> Thirteen inch dick
So we are in the record breaker era; her famous fic, 'pipeline punch' had him at 12 inches. What really raises my eyebrows is the aphrodisiac he used and how it managed to work for ten whole hours while keeping that 13 inch police baton hard. Even studs in porn can't go that long without a break.
> Cumming more than usual, but he was wearing a condom so that didn't change anything for the bottom
If you want to make big bucks, you wouldn't wear one. Besides, he wears the same condom when he switches holes. He only changes it for each load.
> Settling on simply raw-dogging his sex marathon like a traditional slut
Move the fuck out of the way, Bonnie Blue, we have a new record breaker in town.
> Fucking his face so hard that his balls slapped against Viktor's jaw ruthlessly
Wow, he deepthroated all 13 inches? You'll never have to worry about him choking on anything ever again!
> Had almost choked on the cum that sprayed down his throat after just a few minutes
That aphrodisiac must have hyperspermia properties, because men only produce 5 mL of semen on average. If you are taking loads that makes a milk factory look understaffed, you would be the highest paid porn actors in the industry.
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> Capture the almost feral look on his face
> That raw urge to fuck burning behind the taller man's eyes
Hmm, making the sole Latino a ferocious sex beast with a gigantic penis and endless amounts of sperm while the 'transmasc' one is the cuntboy? Whatever could you mean by that?
> A weird heat that reminded him of his period that cannot be transformed into pleasure by his masochistic brain
Oh no, we can't be fucking on your period now, can we?
> Just about to push his cock into his boypussy
This is a real line.
> Digging his fingers into the squishy fat of Viktor's large asscheeks
This is definitely an OC with his name, because his ass is objectively not that fat. This is Kim Kardashian levels of ass fat.
> He faintly noticed that he couldn't clench his cunt anymore
> He tried to tighten the muscles in his pussy, but to no avail
Imagine that: your cunt is actually broken and will now have a gaping mouth like some kind of Fallout creature.
> His gaping asshole had the same problem. He couldn't even tell the difference between his pussy and asshole anymore, both of his holes were gaping open, bordering on prolapse
'Bordering on prolapse'? Girl, with 13 inches you are prolapsing so much you could play the accordion with your intestines. That wouldn't just be 'bubbly slick' pouring out, but rectal mucus, too.
> He broke my pussy, he broke my asshole, he turned me into a fucked up slut
This is a real line. You would be going down that road anyways with the other men you fuck, but I guess you're speedrunning it here.
>The taste of his cock burning in his mouth
This is the same dick that was in his ass. The next thing that will be burning at the STDs making a home in your 'mouthpussy' that no amount of Listerine can wash away.
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> Had never felt this much like a whore before in his entire life
You do realize where you're at, yeah?
> Only Jayce's cock mattered, the only thing that mattered was pleasing Jayce's rock hard cock that spurted a never ending stream of creamy cum
Men would like to know where he got that aphrodisiac. Did he get it from Dread Pirate Roberts?
> His cock finally limp with the aphrodisiac calming down after the promised ten hours
It must also have an effect on blood pressure, because the few men who do have penises that size - such as Jonah Falcon - say that they will get dizzy after a while because of all the blood that has to be redirected down south. Ten hours straight with no bathroom breaks, no washing, and no rehydration would lead to him fainting, full stop. He's on 'traditional' medicine, not party drugss like meth that WILL make you go for hours without stopping.
> His broken cunt splashing pee all over his legs
Ma'am, pee doesn't come from the vagina. It comes from the urethra, which cannot be penetrated.
> Don't be afraid of pissing yourself in front of me. I was the one who messed up your pussy
Thanks for the apology, I guess?
> Don't worry when your broken pussy acts like a broken pussy in front of me
I like the implication that a pussy can be 'broken', and that only a dick owner can do it. Sounds like your basic male-centric porn. The author also fancies herself a bit of a slut, so maybe this is what she does on the regular but in German rather than English.
> He was still pissing, small spurts of pee pouring out between his ruined folds
Sounds like he ruptured your bladder. Consider visiting a doctor, yeah?
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> Your cunt got fucked fifty two whole times!
Bonnie Blue is still the record holder.
> I hope you haven't promised anyone your virginity, because there is no way in hell that you can fake being tight down there for the rest of your life
Again, there's that implication that women get sloppy and loose when they have too much sex. I also wonder why he even asked about the virginity question when they're porn stars. None of them were ever virgins to begin with.
> After all, anal is a bigger deal than regular pussy sex
You don't say. Almost like you need surgery to tighten it back up or else you'll be in adult diapers before your mid 30s.
> Your career as an anal whore could become something great.
He's not going to shove a cow dildo up there, is he?
> You got fucked over a hundred times in ten hours, that makes you a premium slut
That means Jayce came ten times in an hour, no refractory period or rest in between, and Viktor still isn't at Bonnie Blue's level. Sad!
> Fat fleshy folds jiggling and clapping against each other
This means his labia is so large they clap together like pancakes. There are fat pussies, and there are pussies that resemble the mouths of the fish Jeremy Wade caught. This is the latter. All I can think of are those 'folds' slapping together like a Slap Mountain hit.
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> I paid off my student loans and medical bills
'Merica: where a 13-inch dick rakes in the cash, but you need it to fund your ER visit. The author is German, btw, and can't seem to set it in a European whore house where this kind of labia clapping would fit.
> Two glasses of wine
Lightweight.
> I'm glad that produce automatic engines, because I cannot drive a stick
Oh but you sure can ride one HEYO
> I think that's because these podcast bros drive Lamborghinis
> Complains about podcast bros being losers
> Participates in a field that podcast bros dream about being in
Buddy, you are a porn star. You are on the same level as those porn stars, albeit they would probably suck dick for 20 dollars. You, on the other hand, would never be topped, so you wouldn't know the struggle.
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> He loved the concept of aphrodisiacs
I don't think a chocolate strawberry makes one go ten hours with a raging boner, and that's not including the 13 inch man meat. That shit is INDUSTRIAL.
> I missed your little, pretty pussy so fucking much
Is it really 'little' if it can take an American missile?
> Afterwards you can fuck me raw? Like, my pussy?
> I'm not that strong healthwise and STDs that someone else might get could leave me bedbound
Oh you mean like those STDs you get from ass-to-mouth and drinking that sperm from said condoms that have been in your ass? THOSE STDs?
> Tracking the flower tattoo that adorned his left thigh and asscheek
Very masc. I wonder which porn artist he took that from.
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> How fucking pleasurable his ass ached after Dmitri had rammed into him all night
Did he go 10 hours and leave him gaping so wide you could store Pentagon secrets in there? Or is he not as big as MS13 inches over here?
> I want you to creampie me, but I really want you to fuck me raw today
That's part of rawdogging, yeah: ejaculating freely into a vagina or anus.
> My creampie virginity is still intact
You mean to tell me he never rawdogged with anyone before? As a solo porn star who doesn't work for a company? OK.
> There he placed it on the living room table with some safety distance to the snacks, because ew pee on a stick
WHY WOULD YOU PUT IT NEXT TO FOOD IN THE FIRST PLACE, RETARD?! LEAVE IT IN THE BATHROOM
> It wasn't the only thing that made up Viktor's personality
WYM? He's an anal slut whose ass and cunt are broken. That's literally his MO.
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> He had never made him feel any less desirable, any less slutty
There's a market for disabled people in porn. People get off to amputees. One could say porn is the great equalizer for those people.
> I don't think it's weird that you like to slut yourself out a lot
How great of him to be a supportive male feminist encouraging his partner in the 'dom top community' by...sleeping with hundreds of men. I'm amazed he's a 'creampie virgin' at all.
> Serving me strawberries and champagne like the premium whore you are
Better be the expensive champagne because whores with holes like that ain't cheap.
> I want to fuck normally today
Just want until you hear about his 'breeding' fetish.
> I think that most first times are pretty uncomfortable and not sexy at all
Says the German piss fetishist whose body count is higher than the amount of Tiger II tanks that were ever made.
> I like fucking with a body that knows how sex works. I don't have a triple digit body count for nothing
Oh so those holes really are platinum if they can take that many loads and he wasn't forced into early retirement.
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> Loved how quickly Jayce became hard and dripping for him
Not bad for a 13 incher.
> A bit over one hundred or are you reaching one thousand soon?
> something in the middle
Probably the most masc thing he's ever done and when gay men are sluts, they are sluts. 500 was the average in Gaetan Dugas' time.
> These online perverts love to see a boypussy twink ravaged by a group of muscular men
You don't say. They also love seeing someone with a female body get ravaged by said men, because despite your personal identity, they know which is which.
> Throwing up cum all over the place
AND fucking on a dirty mattress, in an alleyway? How very...German. Germans and piss fetishes: name a better duo.
> Will you be by daddy top for life
> Will you be my daddy and make love to my little ruined whore cunt every night?
How sweet that he wants to remain monogamous to the man with a 13-inch penis and have his children. That's, uh, very trad.
> If we try hard enough and you fight off all my other fuckboys, the insides of my cunt will take the shape of your cock?
You've had sex with 500 men. His police baton wouldn't feel a thing because it'd be like fucking an FBI cruiser.
> Fucking his mouthcunt
Sounds like a badly translated Chinese mouthwash.
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> Not trying to baby trap you with any Polish-Czech kids
Yeah, we can't have the GERMAN think about Poles. We'll get some 1939 flashbacks.
> This time his fat cunt bulging through his shorts
I just think of that Billy Bass toy. When is it going to start singing?
> Aren't you afraid that you'll get knocked up?
We are having discussions about intimacy and infertility after calling this character an anal slut whose orifices were busted open so wide you could put your hand in there and make puppets out of them.
> I haven't had my period in two years
Two years of T and 500 men, 0 BV infections. You must've gotten your medication from Umbrella.
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> Gently massaging his g-spot
I'm shocked it's stayed in the right place after all that pounding.
> My best friend Silco had everything down there inside of him removed, except for the cervix
I take that back about the 'gay man' part. He's a woman pretending to be gay and only offers up anal because that's the only hole left.
> It was nearing a painful looking purple colour
If your dick is starting to look like Grimace, it might be time to go to the ER.
> I would fuck the shit out of you for nine months straight, maybe even while you pop my kid out
yeah, no. You'd be subjecting the doctors and the midwife to that, and your OWN FUCKING CHILD.
> We could film you pushing out my kid, that always makes a lot of money
Yeah, to pedophiles.
> Hope that doesn't make me fucked up in the head
Yeah, it does. Why do you want to sexualize something like childbirth? You, as adults, can consent to sex. A newborn CHILD cannot. I hope the OBGYN slams you over the head with a medical saw or some shit. What a fucking bizarre thing to write.
> Pushing out his brat
What a way to refer to a newborn. That must've been what the author heard when her mother pushed her out.
> While sucking his dick, worshipping the balls that turned him into a breeding bitch
This is a real line.
> he couldn't wait for the white cream to drip down his thighs
Have you tried Miracle Whip?
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> Playing up the stupid twink to the maximum degree
Guess you have to when you have no tits but a nice ass.
> His cunt was stupid, but he wasn't stupid, he was very smart at spreading his legs and making men cum and that was very hard
??? This sounds like something cs188 would make Phil Swift or Trump say in one of his YTPs.
> Especially the cocks fucking him were very, very hard
I would hop they were. Soft cocks can't fuck.
> Sluts didn't need to do basic multiplication, they only need to suck and get fucked, offer up their holes while looking hot as possible
And then she writes him getting his second PhD. There's a problem with that: you've fucked over 500 men, and I GUARANTEE most of that male faculty has seen your videos. You are not anonymous. I am sure intellectual circles and corporations would love having someone who has to wear an adult diaper because their ass was blown out on their board.
> How fucking obscenely it bulged through his gym shorts
> No cunt looked like that naturally
Oh, it's THIS thing of labias getting stretched out when a woman has a lot of sex. No, your meat curtains are big because of genetics. It's got nothing to do with body count.
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> Permanently loose asshole
Oh you KNOW he's wearing a diaper of some sort. You wouldn't need Metamucil when the muscles are so blown out it just slips through.
> Please be rough, please break my pussy while fucking me raw, I want the first raw cock that ever fucks me to break my cunt into pieces
This is a real line.
> Could be put in a mating press no problem
Schrodinger's Disability again.
> A small waterfall of precum dirtying his outer lips mixing with the slick that was practically pumping out of his cunt
Who needs Venezuelan oil when you've got this to feed the war machine?
> If you want to be creampied, then I'll need to cum inside you
The floor is made of floor ahh dialogue.
> Thirteen inch cock that was almost as fat as a soda bottle always stretched him out deliciously no matter how loose he was
I'm sure he can feel it over the 500 other men he's fucked
> if he had known how amazing a raw cock felt, he would have never bought one of these things
I'm just amazed he was so adamant on the condom rule with the 500 other men that the MS13 incher is the only one to hit it raw.
> His balls slapping against his sloppy asshole
I'm surprised it doesn't gobble them up given how loose it is.
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> Pushing some of it against his cervix, the clear fluid surely making its way inside of his womb
Have you consulted his ovulation schedule?
> It feels so fucking good, daddy, I love you pumping your pre-cum inside of me, I love being your raw sex slut!
This is a real line.
> You turned me into an anal slut and now you have turned me into a slut for raw dick, you are the reason why I have become a total whore
Protip: the men watching you don't give a shit about these confessions. They'd rather see it physically.
> A fat strong stream shooting out of him, judging by the splashing sound going as far as hitting the floor next to the bed
No, it's not Yellowstone erupting, it's a squirting pooner.
> What would surely bruise was his cervix. He was fucking against that small opening as if he were planning to fuck through it
If you want to know what real pain is, go ahead and try to bust through it. He'll be screaming and it won't be because of childbirth.
> My pretty little twink only knows how to squirt and piss himself, huh?
And shit himself given how loose his asshole is.
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> The first one who fucked his ass
??? You had a gangbang in an alleyway on a dirty-ass mattress and not a single man tried to stick it in your backdoor? Huh?
> The first one who fucked him for ten hours straight
Really need the deets on that aphrodisiac, fam.
> Yes God, please, cum inside of my pussy, please put your cum inside my womb, I need it, please make me a raw dick slut all the way
This is the most tranny-like line I've ever read. This is coming from a Eurotrash pooner who is an actual whore, but goddamn does it sound like an MTF wrote it.
> His eyes were probably crossed
Ah, the retard look.
> More than balls deep inside of him, finally pumping his cum inside of him
Well given how loose he is, I bet you could fit his balls inside him.
> The fluid pumping against his walls was thick, too creamy to be pee
Thanks for differentiating the two, Ms. Anal Slut.
> He had to be (careful) with his size and width
Does he really when his pussy makes the exact same sound my empty Dawn dish liquid bottle makes when I need that drop for my dishes?
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> Covered in a combination of fuck fluids
Thanks, German anal slut piss fetishist, for all the quotable lines you've given me.
> Cum running down his thighs in waterfalls
I don't think TLC was thinking of this when they wrote their song. Maybe Germany should invest in using this Latino sperm bank as a source of energy after all that Russian oil got cut off. You'd never worry about high energy prices again when this man whips out his Grimace. Saviour of civilization, that one.

Over at the AO3 reddit, there's a big debate over the idiosyncrasies of English and how using 'fair' to describe a black woman might not be all that great:
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Thanks, monsterfucker Mortal Kombat author, for your sage words.

"People would ship a man and a woman with zero chemistry" says the user who uses a website that will ship any two male characters together if they so much as breathe:
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tigercristabel has at last finished her 'Whispers of Wings on the Water'. This has been a slog to get through, and trust me, you did not miss much with the speed reading summaries.
Jayce is having a dream about the Council attack and thinks he's waking up to his own tomb. He voted for Zaun's freedom - but not, it seems, for omega rights and their freedoms - and you honestly wouldn't have known the difference had the author not said it. Viktor is yelling at him to wake up and he has no idea where he is. They are still in Singed's lab, and we discover that Viktor is now in touch with his 'magical talents' to translate runes and revive ancient texts...in a city founded to escape mages. That is a massive plot hole the author never once considered, but then again, you aren't supposed to think too hard into this because you're just there for the ship. They're apparently stuck in said cave because the river flooded and Viktor is there to comfort the alpha who is having a panic attack. He's more amused at the notion of his omega protecting him - because alphas do the protecting, dontchaknow - and apparently there are silken pillowcases and blankets that have been untouched by time or mold in said cave. As it turns out, they are pillows and blankets from a prior nest and alpha, and Jayce is a little miffed that some other alpha got to his human pet before he did. How many partners did he have before Jayce?
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That's right: he was used and abused by hundreds of people, and our fellow pooner alpha here - who magically has a penis, btw - had to cope with sloppy seconds (or hundreds, lmao). Not once was this ever brought up as a plot device or highlighted as a problem omegas face. More time was spent on Viktor being in the background and being mute.
> I will be your last
That meme of all the men lining up to fuck that woman while the guy in the back has the flowers and the wedding ring applies here.
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> I need to show my omega just how wrong he is. To do my duty as an Alpha and correct him
I have always found it funny how this author always stressed how Jayce wasn't like those other Alphas and was a male feminist of sort, and then goes right back to factory programming because 'It's Just Biology, Bro'.
> Luxuriate in the sweet scent of slick that's only growing stronger
Ah, isn't it nice when your pussy juice smells like a Bath and Body Works store?
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> A single strand of slick still connecting it to the tip
Ladies, does your vagina 'weep' and have trails of slick that connect to your finger? If not, it might be time to consult Ben Shapiro's wife.
> Recognizes the scent of his own juices
"Smell my finger" but it's with the self-cleaning hole instead of the backdoor hole.
> The quivering pussy
These pussies are always quivering, fluttering, gaping, or 'fluttering shyly'. You might think they have their own personalities at this point.
> Greedily trying to suck it in further
Glad his vagina turned on the Dyson mode and will suck in his fingers AND tongue. Now Jayce can really know what it feels like to be mute.
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> Trying to make his voice authoritative without invoking his inner Alpha
When you try to summon R. Lee Ermey but you get Kermit the Frog instead
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This is amazing how this was all dumped in the last fucking chapter. 100k words were wasted on absolutely fucking nothing and now he confesses he was used and treated like property while also being used and treated like property by the 'male feminist' alpha. Remember: he could talk this entire time, but he had a Kaya collar on and couldn't. That is the extend of this worldbuilding. 90% of it was wasted on Jayce using his pet omega as a housewife while he got to live life normally - and oh, did you know he was trans? I sure as hell didn't. First time a pooner wasn't outed as one right away.

They go to sleep and wake up to find Ekko has discovered them. Remember Ekko? I sure as hell didn't; he was Jayce's assistant and only appeared in 2 chapters. He finds out they've been fucking and leaves them alone to sleep despite them being trapped in a cave that they can only leave when the water level drops. Logic.

When they actually do leave, they head to the park on a nice spring day and have a picnic. Jayce inwardly compliments Viktor on being such a good student and how his funding for Zaun's omegas are going well. Nothing in there about giving them civil rights in their apartheid state, but HIS omega is happy and that's all that matters.

The fic ends with Viktor going mute again and showing Jayce a letter he wrote in the Zaunite alphabet because he couldn't read and write in it before. Author gives herself a congratulatory pat on the back for writing the awful pussy eating scene and how she wrote her first long fic.

A few things: despite this being beta-read, it's shoddily written. The plot is nonexistent and has so many plot holes no amount of the US treasury could be used to fill them. She waited until the last chapter to trauma dump, and the second-to-last chapter to reveal that Viktor could speak the entire time. He couldn't speak because his former alphas installed a shock device on his collar - that Jayce never saw fit to remove, btw - that shocked him when he tried. The only reason Jayce found that out was when Viktor ran away to commit Long Way Down in a spot where he grew up (and he only knew of that place and that Viktor went there because of Silco). So much of this fic was useless blabbering and back-and-forth on how Jayce is SOOO accommodating and SUCH a male feminist that important details like him being a pooner and buying a fucking human from a pet shop wasn't labelled as 'hey, that's a little fucked up'. No one bothers pointing out how this is an apartheid state while he's waxing poetic about some omega rights.

Viktor? Oh yeah he's totally a genius, but you don't find that out until the last few chapters because he remains mute and is effectively written out of the story. He's literally just there as a prop for Jayce to have his character development - and he doesn't have any. He basically acts like Ian Jomha - flip-flopping values, puts on a 'nice' act while being a piece of shit, etc - and generally, this fic ends where it begins: a man buying someone else and 'bonding' with them. There were no stakes, no meaningful moments between characters, or things that answer why they're there in the first place. She wasted 100k on useless backstory worse than the Naruto manga did. There's so much useless shit I could speedread it and nothing was said or done.

This author is the same one who loves writing about shoving disabled people in cages or making them animals, and this one is the 'moralistic' one. The token disabled character is a piece of property whose accomplishments, ideas, and even voice are taken away from them and language such as 'stick' for his cane is indicative that this author is very performative regarding 'ableism' and 'respecting the character' as most of these dumbasses are. Viktor just exists. He does nothing at all. Ekko doesn't even have a role and he's the Token Black. If it's meant to be a unique take on a mute character, it doesn't work because we don't hear from the mute person's perspective and they were never even mute to begin with. The entire thing is written from Jayce's POV, but it's written like how a selfish teenager waxes poetic about their life. There is nothing worth listening to or saving. It's just pedantic bullshit.

The author also intends on releasing a one-shot related to this one regarding the omega's heat, but that brings me back to the big plot hole: Jayce is trans, but he's also an alpha, meaning he somehow has a dick. This was never mentioned until they have sex, and he somehow has a fully functioning, workable, large penis that can/cannot impregnate the omega. In this universe some alpha females can have dicks (but they are not troon dickgirls, just regular dickgirls as weird as that sounds) but I have no idea how this is supposed to work here. So many details about the characters' lives are just dumped as an afterthought, this one included. They both identify as something they are not, but are both biologically female with a different secondary gender...yeah, I'm as confused as you are.

Beta-readers are not always useful. This was a great example: they were just there to cheerlead on this awfully written fic and the author predictably gets no pushback. There's just so much bullshit you could sleep through it and miss nothing. It might be talking about disability rights, but half the population is treated as property? It's about mutual communication in science, but the disabled person gets written out of the picture? Justice for a poorer city, but its citizens are never mentioned?

In sum: beta readers cannot fix retardation. That's the author's fault - more so if they are a piss fetishist who loves shoving disabled people in cages and forces them to eat off the floor. Not very woke of you, tigercristabel. Did you know she's a beta-reader, too? She clearly cannot take her own advice.

Velvetandvice has taken a page from MGCraig's playbook and written a fic about popping a hole in a condom so you can get your lab partner barefoot and pregnant. We are at 4k trans Viktor fics, so consider this a celebration of sorts. No other character and no other fandom has (as yet) produced such fantastic lines such as 'buttsex heaven' and 'you are turning me into an anal slut'. Here's to many more.
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> The pin was so thin it was almost invisible to the naked eye
How is he holding it in his big-ass hands, then? Is he using a microscope? A regular sewing pin can do the job.
> Unless someone put the condom under a magnifying glass, no one would ever believe it had been tampered with
In the business we call this 'rape by deception'. A shame that your partner isn't the type to rape your ass in court over child support.
> Slipped the condom inside the back pocket of his tailored pants
...I'd hope you put it back inside the wrapper, because now it's going to get spoiled.
> If he smiled too wide, it looked predatory
Implying that the Latino isn't already predatory, lmao
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> His tapered waist leading to his dark grey trousers
In case you thought that 'his waist was so small his thumbs met in the middle' line was here...yes, yes it is. 4k trans Viktor fics and this is found in almost all of them.
> Jayce could tell he was drunk from all the way over here
> Three drinks
Lightweight. You can identify as a man all you like, but you can't fool your female liver and its ability to uptake alcohol faster than males.
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> Ever agreeable in social situations
Very fitting for an autistic trans man. They will just go along with anything because they are more terrified at being outed than being seen as a man.
> Felt comforted by the smell of Viktor
He smells like sweat and alcohol. God forbid it's fucking Coors Lite he smells like.
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> Three sheets to the wind
??? Is he doing laundry, now?
> They slowly revealed the pale expanse of untouched skin
You can write a Latino rapist all you like, but remember to ALWAYS include the fact that his victim has pale, white skin. It just doesn't work if he's a fellow Person of Brown.
> He was unfairly pretty
Does he have xylophone ribs?
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> He kneaded his chest with his big hands, squeezing it until his flesh came up in a small mountain
So does he have 'medium-sized breasts' or does he have small breasts? There's no mention of a chest binder anywhere here.
> Viktor liked being manhandled by him. His pussy was begging to be touched
His biology merits consideration; it's begging to be bred because that's what it was made for. Being pregnant is the only thing his broken body can do.
> Jayce's cock was hard and throbbing
He's 9 inches, btw.
> Propping him up like a breeding pillow
They sell those?
> His hairy mound glistened with his own slick
Ah, there're the Tarzan pubes glistening like steel wool after it cleaned a kitchen sink.
> I'm not on the pill
But you have regular sex with a man and you are well aware the risk of pregnancy is there. What's the point of you being trans, again? oh, right: a fetish.
> They were partner, soulmates
> Formulates a plan to sabotage his method of birth control because he wants to see said soulmate pregnant despite no discussions of it beforehand
> Cares more about a hypothetical baby bump and child over the health and well-being of his partner
> Cares more about his cock feeling good inside a vagina over said health and well-being
Some soul mate. Sounds more like *checks notes* male chauvinism. MUH DICK HAS THE RIGHT TO GET WET
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> His turgid cock
When you read this as 'bloated cock' it makes you think someone stuck a hose to it and inflated it with water. Now I want to pop it and see what happens.
> He watched himself disappear inch by inch and grunted as Viktor's clit swelled and twitched
Glad you're both puffing up like water balloons!
> Viktor was a slut, put on this world just to tempt Jayce
There's that chauvinism again. The Madonna and the Whore.
> His cock made wet squelching sounds as it worked Viktor's pussy into a frothy mess
That's coming from the condom's lube than you turning his pussy into a milkshake. Ladies, do your vaginas turn into a frothy mess when you have protected sex?
> His thumbs almost touched from where he had his hands wrapped around his narrow waist
I fucking knew this line would be used. Get another fucking line. We know he's just uwu so small with a vagina like a bottle of Dawn dish liquid that bubbles up and squirts when you squeeze it.
> Growled as he unleashed a torrent of cum
> Could feel his cum ballooning out of the condom
What, are you putting Mr. Hands to shame? That doesn't sound like 5 mL.
> He planted his cock right against his cervix
??? Did you think your dick would enter a pocket dimension? It was already against his cervix. Oh, btw, removing your condom regardless of whether your partner is drunk or not is rape by deception. Good luck arguing that in front of a judge. Siring a kid on your soul mate sounds nice until it comes time to changing diapers and your partner isn't in the mood for sex. All that ball-slapping and you get a screaming infant that needs your attention 24/7 in the end.
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Remember, people: rape by deception is OK if your partner looks like a Southern European model and not your regular rapist Latino that ICE catches. You can get a baby on said partner if you insist they are your soul mate and that they were put on earth to service your cock. No, that doesn't sound one-sided and solely favouring the male; they are SOUL💗MATES💖ENDORSED💘BY💝THE❤COSMOS💕

Help me, stepbro! What happens when you get caught trying to get some faulty wires? A fume hood comes crashing down on your spine and you need your well-endowed partner to help you out. Avoid a chemical explosion with these easy tricks! Lines for this fic include:
- The sound of him fapping was loud inside the quiet lab

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> When it was in use, the fume hood helped perform experiment with hazardous substances that caused toxic fumes
The floor is made of floor ahh statement.
> The smooth fall of the sash down onto his waist, trapping him
So glad that titanium spine came in clutch!
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> The steady sound of his shoes clicking on the floor
This makes it seem as if he got out of their and that it is HIS shoes doing that, but no. It's Jayce's shoes, and he acts as if he doesn't know who it is despite A) knowing it's a man's shoes and B) recognizing the footfalls.
> What Viktor couldn't know was the person behind him was watching with a growing erection
> The mysterious figure stepped forward behind him until Viktor could sense a tall presence behind him
Amazing how he clocked the stranger as male based on gait and shadow. Very TERFy.
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> It was large and warm
> He couldn't even be sure who was touching him
> The fingers were big enough on his clit that he seemed certain it was a man
Oh? You can clock who's a male now based on digit size? Sounds awfully TERFy. That's also mightily specific for someone who said 'his shoes' as if he doesn't know who the fuck is behind him.
> He slipped in a third finger and pumped into his tight hole
It isn't rape when the fingers touch your clit first.
> He flushed when he heard the sound of wet sucking, the man behind him slurping up the taste of his pussy
He eating that thang like it's kimchi.
> Viktor stood, trapped in his makeshift position
He can't. You wrote that he was bent at a 90 degree angle. He physically cannot move from that position.
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> Heard the sound of the man spitting on his own dick
Why does he need to do that when that pussy is making a mess on the floor?
> The sound of him fapping was loud inside the quiet lab
I have not heard 'fapping' used seriously since the early 2010s. That is definitely a dated term.
> He felt the massive cock plunge into his insides
> It felt hot and thick
> His pussy felt full to the brim
> Eight inches
With the way she was describing it, you would think he was 13. He might be in the thicker department - the classic Coke can thickness - that calls for squirting like he's an octopus. Also, we have to admire that he acknowledges that the penis owner is male. The dick owner could be a girlie with a girlcock and he was just engaging in genocide with those TERFy thoughts.
> He kept his ass arched to help the man pound into his tight hole
Not bad when you're trapped under tempered glass, homie.
> His nipples brushed against the metal surface
Ouch. Nothing like metal chafing against those 'sensitive nips'.
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> He didn't cum
He did, though. He 'spurted to ease the glide'.
> The clock slid out of his wet pussy and a rush of cum followed it, pouring down his legs
There's that Mr. Hands cum.
> I genuinely didn't know if that was you or not
Nah, you knew. Otherwise it'd be rape. It's just a sexual SNAFU. No one else has that gait or those large fingers but Jayce.
> Shaking his head in disbelief that Jayce was already rearing to go again
After all that growling and ass-pounding (he didn't make an anal slut of him this time) he didn't lose his erection once. His refractory period must be shortened from huffing all those fumes.
> Tasting a blend of their juices
Nothing like spicy man milk and a touch of Alaskan salmon.
> His tongue worked around the veiny shaft and he gradually took him into his throat
So glad his back is doing well after being bent like that. I guess Jayce's dick can do the same thing, eh?
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> Took the full length of his cock down his throat
Relax, it's only 8 inches. I'm sure you've done it with a flashlight before.
> Ball sack bouncing in Viktor's grip
Fascinating. Who knew they could bounce like a Goomba?
> It smells odd in here, doesn't it?
You can't fool a Yordle. He's going to wonder why it smells like New Jersey in there.

I think it's safe to say stupidsarah is our resident FTMfemininity author; she makes zero attempt to make her designated blorbo a man, but makes sure that they are in every way referred to as one - even when it comes to the very masc tradition of taking one's virginity. Even with two beta readers, this author cannot differentiate between 'navel' and 'naval'.
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Oh God, wouldn't it be just terrible to designate the one wearing a dress and makeup and acts feminine a woman? Have some gender affirming cherry popping instead.
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> It's not uncommon for him to go home without a bruise
You are playing baseball. It's uncommon for you to go home without a bruise at all.
> They are easy. Wet as a river, too
I love the fact that they/them genderspecials are only known by boys for how wet and easy they are. Sounds a little too close to home, eh?
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Just boys being dudes who miss The Conversation on whether fucking they/them pussy makes one a Gold Star homosexual.
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> A quiet, beautiful boy
Said boy makes not attempt to be one and has to be referred to as a boy by compelled speech; otherwise, everyone (read: boys) correctly genders them and views them as easy pussy (x2). It's like Carrie but without the psychokinesis Amy Schumer is writing it.
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> I have like, so many dresses. One of them is bound to be something you like!
Like, we have an MTF troon telling an FTM to wear a dress because that's heckin' MANLY and we are going to show OUR CRUSH how 💖MASCULINE💖WE💖ARE💖
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> Why do I care that Jayce may be there?
"Like OMG why do I totally care about this hot baseball player who has the hots for me? Ugh I'm just, like, such an ugly duckling and he doesn't want anything to do with me and, like, I'm an innocent virgin and I need it taken by a hot male stud. Like why is this sooooooooooooo heterosexual?"
> Maybe get lucky and get some baseball dick?
Yeah he's about to get a three-run grand slam with the whole team wanting to chuck their balls at him.
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> Written in the stars
Haha get it, it's because it's cosmically ordained and they're, like, totally soul mates!
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> The team's catcher and the only girl that has played baseball at their high school
Yeah, no. No matter how big she is, there's a reason why sports like that are segregated. Those teenage boys can run faster than her and pitch balls farther and faster. Sure, the MLB is open for women, yet none have ever made it to the professional leagues. She might be the only woman to compete among men in any professional capacity.
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> Pours himself some tea, drinking it quickly and tossing the plastic cup
I hope that was iced tea because chugging back scalding hot tea is a level of ballsy not seen since GG Allen.
> Viktor is wrapped in a skin-tight, short, deep blue dress
I can already tell it looks like shit. His legs are too knobby and lanky for short dresses to look good on him; he needs an ankle-length gown to hide his imperfections. He's basically trying to resemble Twiggy in her youth but ends up looking like Nicole Ritchie during her worst. AND the P!NK style haircut? He's pulling all these ladies AND Annie Lennox and STILL looking like shit.
> He sees the small flash held within one of Viktor's hands
Hope that dress has pockets because I'm gonna need more of that drink due to the fashion nightmare I just envisioned. Nothing screams 'masc' like knobby, thin legs and a plunging neckline on someone who doesn't look good with a plunging neckline.
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OMG look at him blushing he's so cute and in love 😍 It's like a Billie Eilish song frfr
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Very nice Carrie reference, albeit this time it's not pig's blood that'll be spilling on him but virginal blood. Very poignant!
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The funny thing about this is that these two, in this set-up, have absolutely no chemistry aside from them saying they have a crush. Other fics succeed in at least making you feel SOMETHING, even if it is a one-shot. But this? These are two teens off to fuck. They are basically OCs at this point.
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> Admit he's part of a club that is solely based around taking AFAB virginities (and never men/boys, do you notice that?)
> Admits he's there because he likes Viktor and the virginity stealing this is just a side deal
> The they/them accepts it because they're just that desperate for sex
Wow, this turned out well, eh?
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> I know you're not going to just use me to get on this stupid list
No, he's just using that they/them pussy.
> Take my virginity. Tell everyone. There's no one else I want to give it to
Yes, tell everyone in the student body that you're easy and will give it up for big cock. Other girls have been named and shamed for much less.
> Has anyone gone down on you, Viktor?
"No, because I was trying to go boymode and didn't want people knowing I wasn't a manly dood."
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> His chest tightening from how pretty his pussy is
Mind you, this is a room with red-lights, so he wouldn't be able to discern how pretty it actually is from all those reddish tones. That's like saying someone has a nice blush in a submarine room flashing code red lights.
> Feeling his small cock jump against his tongue
We can put this character in a dress, make him wear makeup and act feminine in every which way, but we will NOT call female genitalia female. We will NOT entertain the idea of gender nonconformity; this is a real MAN who happens to act like a WOMAN and behave like one but you will see them as a MAN because you're a fucking TERF if you don't.
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> Viktor's whole body shakes as he throws his head back and wails
> Work him through a full, intense orgasm. The smell of Viktor's slick flooding his hand drives him almost delirious
Keep this in mind because the author later writes that our they/them 'bleeds' from their hymen getting torn.
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> His mind blurred and pussy-drunk from how thoroughly he had just satisfied the virgin
White pussy do hit different, frfr
> The lighting above them highlights the shine in a bright red, the glinting streak across his face painted with eroticism
I don't know if this girl has been in a dark room, but usually, the red lights are low because any light on developing photographs ruins it. This kind of red light is emergency lighting.
> The elastic straps of his suspenders
Wearing suspenders with a dress that short? I knew you were a fucking loser with fashion.
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> His naval
Two beta-readers scanned this and she still CANNOT discern the difference between 'navel' and 'naval'. With that lighting, you would feel right at home at a NAVAL submarine yard, but since people are too busy NAVEL gazing, (more like glazing) they refuse to tell you the difference.
> Let me know if my cunt feels like worship
Well I guess the temple is open for visitors, then.
> For a virgin, Viktor strokes his flesh like a whore
Ah, yes, the classic conundrum: the mythical, sought-after virgin who knows all the ways of sex to please their favourite baseball star. Probably the only 'masc' thing she's ever written.
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> I'm sad I won't be able to see the blood in these lights
You shouldn't be bleeding in the first place because you had a full body orgasm. By rights you should be ready to go with all that juice. If you are bleeding, it means there's a major vaginal tear. Your baseball boy scored third base at the expense of losing the World Series. You should not be bleeding at all if you are dripping on the floor. What, is his dick a literal baseball bat?
> Viktor's cunt does start to feel like worship. Jayce is ready to crack the altar in half
When you are so horny you and your two beta-readers forgot to add a period (but make the character have one instead).
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> Cunt flutters around this cock
This author is VERY fond of using this description and she is the one responsible for the 'cunt fluttering shyly' thing.
> The thought of what coats his cock almost too much to fathom
It shouldn't be bleeding, anyways.
> Feeling the boy's quickened pulse
'"Always remember to call the vagina owner a boy, because we respect pronouns around here," he thought, while pounding a vagina homosexually'
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> Exposing his cute ass
What ass? Jayce has more of an ass than he does. Have you seen the junk in the trunk baseball players have?
> The head of his cock hitting so deep that he thinks he can feel the boy's cervix hitting his tip
If we were being literal about this, this would mean he would be 6 to maybe 8 inches max, depending on how far back the particular cervix goes. They are always writing huge hogs that would be hitting it halfway in. They really do think white pussies are pocket dimensions.
> You feel so fucking deep
What, no 'you are turning me into an anal slut' or 'I can feel you in my throat'? Lame.
> Quickly folding Viktor's arms behind his back
Not the hetslop 'man holds two of a woman's hands behind her back' trope! (And the 'burying himself to the hilt', that's another one.)
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> Nothing can pull him from this moment - from the hot cunt he's digging himself a home inside of - obscene and wet noises
Let me guess: it sounds like stirring a pot of Chinese noodles. I also wouldn't call it digging but drilling so deep you could find a new oil deposit down there.
> His cunt clenching so tight that it pulls a mirrored gasp from Jayce's lungs
So is he still bleeding during this or is it a one-time thing? He orgasmed twice; it should be like sticking your dick in a lava lamp. Is his dick a cactus?
> Rips himself out of Viktor at the last possible second
Well that's one way to get you a strawberry shortcake.
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> Doesn't want to clean up
> Is willing to go out to their peers with blood and cum on them like a violent rape happened
> Excellent optics for the lone trans teen and the baseball player with a full-ride scholarship
Hm, I wonder which one will get the most heat after being outed as a dirty slut who can't be bothered to clean themselves up after sex. You'll be famous, alright - on Reddit and Tiktok.
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I'm sure your recruiters will be very pleased to know that you walked into a spring dance with blood and cum on your clothes. That's not going to be misinterpreted at all. The 'totally masc' Annie Lennox clone with the shitty Vivienne Westwood dress will also be known as easy pussy who also walked out with a dress soiled with it. 100% masc and gender affirming. Why would anybody think this person was a woman?

Prettybadmagic has updated her 'Heated Rivalry' inspired fic. The lines for this fic are:
- He had the body of an ancient god, sculpted to inhuman proportions, with ironclad quads and abs so shredded Viktor could count individual muscle fibers.
- His dramatic cum gutters pointed straight to the prize of all time: cock. He selected his most obscenely sized dildos with which he impaled himself
- It had been years since he had been railed with such brutal care.
- Either he trawled up aggressive dick on Grindr or partnered up with humans so tender they jacked off their anxieties instead of their genitalia
- He vented weeks of pent lust inside his ass
- it takes a true maestro. A dicking-down savant
- It's like—and don't take this wrong way—fucking a little deer.
- would complain more if that talented mouth hadn't performed soulsucking fellatio
- It was a truly intense experience to be subsumed by six feet of sweaty, affectionate man.
- The universe is his because he has a god in his guts, parsing out word love between tattered grunts.
- not a love nibble, but a proper chomp intended to divorce derma and muscle.
- Adrenaline sings in his veins, and happy blood floods his cock.
- Maybe there’s blood. Maybe there's hot, magic slurry that paves the path for him to bottom out in one solid slam. He gets into his guts, and he fucks.
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> The next moment there's a six foot golden demon
Never beating the allegations.
> Stuck staring at Jayce's massive rack
Says a lot when a man has larger pecs than women do breasts. The tren must be hitting hard.
> What the everloving fuck
Me when this pedophilic author has never been driven out of this fandom
> Winningest player of all time
You can stop with the Zoomer-esque witticisms any time now, Colleen. It's getting tiresome.
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> He enjoyed many more topless photo shoots while actively jerking
For a moment I thought, 'jerking what?' and then I remembered that he actually has a dick in this. Of course, it's nothing compared to our Golden Adonis who stands at eight inches.
> Very gladiatorial, very raw, unfettered masculinity
And why do you think fujos love it so much? That kind of sweaty, hands-on material is bound to get a dick up someone's ass.
> According to the web, he was hardly even close to being the feistiest, most hotblooded player
Because making the Latino the 'Latino lover' stereotype who's fetishy, hotblooded, and ready for a fight is totally not a racial stereotype and not indicative that that's how you see this character. Keep at it, PBM!
> Viktor would have written him off as a generic meathead and given him no further thought
But he is a maestro at sucking cock (this is a real line) and that's what's different.
> When schoolboy Viktor suffered, it was at the hands of the sporty and strong
> He nursed the vendetta for two and a half decades
And yet he fell for him the moment he saw him, because having a nice hockey stick to slap that puck in the hole gets you places.
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> Just the blip of an issue when he was caught kissing a man at a coastal resort
Was this when he was dating Mel, or after? Because cheating on the token black woman is so common at this point they might as well wear a shirt that says 'fuck niggers' on it already.
> Jayce was hot
You don't say. It wouldn't work if he wasn't.
> He would secure a good railing and then emerge detached on the other side
You seem awfully attached for something you consider a one-time thing. Sounds awfully...feminine.
> Then consider Viktor a willing target of his terrorist acts
Calling the Latino a terrorist in this era is the worst kind of optics you can take. What a way to ICE the situation.
> Viktor could objectify Jayce as brazenly as Jayce objectified him. A little reverse uno to protect his ego
He was written as this detached, aloof alt-goth music producer who's rather famous, not he's afraid of being abandoned and worried about objectification? What?
> Was it problematic to sexualize Jayce's peak physical fitness?
No, because he's an adult. Doing it to minors - such as the 15-16 year old getting into 'buttsex heaven' - is.
> He had the body of an ancient god, sculpted to inhuman proprotion
She's used this so many times I doubt she has anything else to describe him with. He's a bronze-skinned Adonis with an eight inch penis and talks like a Zoomer written by a Millennial who happens to write like Epstein and Colleen Hoover.
> ironclad quads and abs so shredded Viktor could count individual muscle fibres
So he looks like a zoomed-in Chick-fil-a waffle fry.
> His dramatic cum gutters pointed straight to the prize of all time: cock
This is a real line.
> Selected his most obscenely sized dildos with which he impaled himself
Can't imagine what his rosebud looks like.
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> Viktor did at last discover the Golden boy's golden jewels
OK, this made me laugh.
> It had been years since Viktor had been railed with such brutal care. Either he trawled up aggressive dick on Grindr or partnered up with humans so tender they jerked off their anxieties instead of their genitalia
1. You really aren't looking for companionship or tenderness when you go on Grindr. 2. Isn't that what you're doing? Trauma dumping instead of fucking? What kind of men are you finding that trauma dump instead of wanting to get their dick wet?
> He vented weeks of pent first inside Viktor's ass
Pent-up what?
> It takes a true maestro. A dicking-down savant
This is a real line.
> Instead of laying down, bleeding and weeping and loving every overstimulating minute
He does this as a man or a woman, so it makes no difference. He just lies there and takes it while our Golden Boy terrorizes that ass to send it to buttsex heaven.
> It's like fucking a little deer
There's that obligatory pedophilia reference. This author just keeps dropping not-so-subtle hints that she loves reading about kids getting fucked and has made it clear since her 'tight as an unblooded girlchild' line.
> No presh, babe
Who talks like this?
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> Viktor would complain more if that talented mouth hadn't performed soulsucking fellatio, unprompted
This is a real line.
> Hashtag never beating the fawn-in-headlights allegations
Never beating the fact that you're totally a #shotaconlovingpedophile and the fact it's still the written word doesn't change that designation. #CallChrisHansen
> Ever since they smashed IRL
Who talks like this?
> His city is run by insidious greed-goblins who exploit Zaunite art for culture points
Oy vey, you want to talk more about goblins, goyim? Want to talk about how they use usury on Zaun and believe it's justified when they do it because they're the Chosen People?
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> Smells and sounds and unpredictable movement of humans
Oh, so he's an autistic, antisocial shut-in. OK.
> Now he's hit with a triple whammy: surprise socialization in public
Weren't you just interviewing people to sell your music?
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> Viktor's stranger-danger meter overloads to the point of bursting
This is a whole-ass adult yet this author writes him like an inept child. I wonder if that is deliberate.
> How they pay their nonbinary batallion living wages
Jesus fucking Christ 😂 Guess they can't identify into having a living wage.
> If they can even make it to such inane locations without being bombarded by simps
That's not what a simp is. Those are 'stans'. A simp is someone who defends someone else in exchange for potential sexual favours; a stan is a 'stalker fan' who will ruin your life. The people at Buffalo Wild Wings won't be simps but 40-year-olds who want cheap beer and wings on a Tuesday night.
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> His nervous system so harried that he is obliged to employ a benzo
If he keeps at it, he'll start resembling Jordan Peterson.
> He reads many unsavory takes on his physique
And you didn't get that from people in your own sphere because...? It's the Internet. He went from a shitposter with toenail fungus in M4M to whatever the fuck this is.
> Jayce Talis was kissing an invalid in broad daylight
Funny how this fandom is so anal regarding Viktor's disability and its representation that they are oddly silent when this bitch routinely calls him terms that haven't been used in medicine for years. Token progshit being insensitive, who knew?
> Some people insist he's ugly and offensive and a terrible, terrible musician
Oh, so like bbno$?
> WOKE GARBAGE
Good to know Jayce's fans, who are seemingly fine with him being bisexual, are saying him dating a man with 'xylophone ribs'
> Reading the comments becomes all too akin to slitting his own wrists
What is this, 2007 DeviantArt? This is the era of shitposting. Just call Jayce's fans a bunch of ableist bigots and your own stans will defend you.
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> They were awful to Mel, too
Where racists calling her racial slurs or was it your fans that wanted to see you with another man? Hard to tell who'd end up being more racist in the end.
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> It's just - seeing what they're saying
You already said that. Please consult the Tyler the Creator Twitter meme: 'Just close your eyes, nigga'.
> He may look frail, but his resolve is titanium
You just wrote that him looking at hate comments was like slitting his wrists. That's not titanium resolve.
> He looks moon pale next to Jayce's sunny bronze
Nothing like that 1488 skin touching up that Viva La Raza shade (coming soon to your local Sephora).
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> Fuck the haters, Viktor is my everything
If you're wondering where the progshit stans are to defend their resident goth bad boy, they show up AFTER he and Jayce get together. That's right: these fujos didn't bother to defend their Goth Goblin King until he was getting assfucked. Some solidarity, eh?
> It was a truly intense experience to be subsumed by six feet of sweaty, affectionate man
This is a real line.
> He likes to be quite elusive on his social media to keep his fans guessing, steeped in mystery
He has a brand and he used it in the first chapter. He's popular enough for Ekko and Finn to know him, and those details are already retconned in Chapter 2.
> The sex they have that night is a little more animalistic than usual, and Viktor would consider Jayce to be quite feral
You don't say. The aggressive, masculine Latino with classic machismo is a feral animal who likes to gape your ass? It's almost as if it's a recurring theme here.
> Jayce looks disgustingly hot in every candid
This makes it seem as if he's fuck ugly but still hot; Swamp Thing hot. if you will. Six feet of sweaty.
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> He quickly realizes how doe-eyed he is
These authors love doing the doe-eyed thing because it infantilizes him and makes him look younger. The ironic thing is, she later acknowledges this in a lampshading moment that only makes her look stupider in hindsight.
> Sucking Viktor's chest purple in the shower
He's going to summon the Teletubbies at this point.
> New accounts populate social media that are dedicated to shipping them
> They are both boys, quite infantilizing
See? It's a little bit of 4th wall breaking and a way of saying, 'yes, there's infantilization going on, but it's not THAT bad and I'M not guilty of it' even when she is guilty of it with the way she writes these characters.
> A telling of the Hex Boys that live in their heads, not the actual Jayce and Viktor reality
Pot calling the kettle black. These are three-dimensional characters and all she can do is make the Latino the aggressive, feral sex pest with control issues and the white one an uwu shy man who dresses like Biden's former nuclear waste specialist who got busted stealing African women's clothes.
> Viktor gets the impression that he's a sort of pretty trophy, like Mel was
Because he is. Notice how he ceases to be his own person and is fine paraded around because it gives him the attention he needs.
> A highly primped and polished contingent of ciswomen who astound Viktor with the tenacity of their social acumen
Basically, they're all a bunch of Erika Kirks who have to become fag hags or else the Latino will beat the shit out of them.
> Their pristine femininity
And not a single transwoman among them. Just regular heterosexual relations. How very...conservative.
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> Apparently there were some macroaggressions when Mel joined the cohort
They called her a nigger, that's what that was. She was the lone black woman in a sea of white; hell, Jayce is the only Latino on his team. Hockey is a white man's sport, and notoriously racist (you might remember the 'the only thing black in hockey should be the puck!' comments).
> I'll commit fucking murder, baby
Oh? The token Latino is going to go on a rampage against white women? Someone call Kristi Noem.
> He's come this far - may as well luxuriate
Does this mean he was a broke-ass bitch with shit music who couldn't afford massages, and has to rely on the charity of a Wasian to get him one? Wow. Really taking advantage of women's labour, aren't you?
>It's billowy bulk is a pleasant sensory experience
So he is autistic.
> He's seen many sparkly gifs of himself stamped with hearts
Breaking the 4th wall, I see.
> Viktor has only ever dated jerks or cowards
Yeah because you picked them up from Grindr. You are not going to find long lasting romance on an app where gay men declare their sexual preferences for fucking. It's ASL for the modern era. If you want romance, maybe try Sniffles or your local blood bank?
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> Viktor is head over heels for it. He suddenly understands the maidenly urge to bestow a knight with his favour
There's that feminization she cannot resist using. The few times he is a 'cis' man, he is indistinguishable from his trans persona in that he expects a man to wait hand and foot for him vs harboring some form of independence. He's just so uwu smol, pale and weak with xylophone ribs that he has to get his attack dog to defend his virtue. You are never breaking the stereotype that you think skinny = twink when this is a guy who could literally make an IED with microwave parts.
> Viktor meets a great number of wealthy ghouls whose obsession with capital makes him grit his teeth
> Later admits he needs those wealthy ghouls to promote his music and seeks out said ghouls for capital in the very next screenshot
> He takes medication for his anxiety, too
> It's as good as a xanax
Anti-anxiety meds do affect libido. Apparently they are never a net negative because Mr. Latino Beast here can go hours pounding that ass with no breaks in between.
> Viktor adopts the role of fidget toy to a certain extent
> Has his disability leveraged so the able-bodied hockey player can get better seats
Progshits really are their own worst enemy. Earmarking the disabled man - that you designate as 'feminine' and the 'bottom' - as something you can use as a trophy to get better shit for yourself is...wait for it...ableism. They never seem to apply their own rules to themselves and that is deliberate.
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> Including the head of a record label that Viktor has been eyeing for years
What's that about hating those ghouls of capital, again?
> So that he doesn't stand out like a total dudebro
> Dresses like a 1980s faggot that looks like a dudebro cruiser
That shirt also screams 'bottom' no matter how badly you want to insist your feral Latino is an eternal top. A black turtleneck and pressed pants would have worked.
> Glittering black gown, floor length and slinky with spaghetti straps that show off his braced leg
Now, men CAN wear dresses - it ultimately depends on the cut. This cut doesn't make him look good and instead makes him look like Sam Brinton:
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> Viktor downs his lucky gown once more
You will never guess what happens when this beaner nigger loses his game.
> I'm so fucking in love with you
Next time in 'things that aged poorly'
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> They suck face in the hall
Like literal facehuggers. How sexy.
> He liked to experience the brunt of Jayce's passion. It is so, so sexy to become a mere pebble in the river of power by choice
Funny how it's always the skinny, effeminate one who has to give up their power to the larger, more muscular piece of hunky meat. It's almost as if you're suggesting that only the muscular ones top, Ms. "Unblooded Girlchild."
> The universe his because he has a got in his guts
That is a literal statement, and said guts are also going to be torn the fuck up because guess what happens when our Latino Beast here loses a hockey game.
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> He hasn't seen Jayce at his lowest
In the business we call this foreshadowing.
> He pounds the dashboard to prove his point. He drives too fast, changing lanes with such closeness that cars honk and recede
Look at that. Like all real Latinos, he loses his shit and becomes physically abusive and controlling when he loses a kick ball game - in this case, it's wood stick game. You have to love how PBM has never once shied away from making this character the archetypical Latino rapist. Who cares if he frightens the poor pale, white faggot? He's going to tear that ass up because HIS feelings are hurt and he needs a fleshy punching back to let it out.
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> I want to hurt you
> I can't have you stopping me
Oh those are TOTALLY the words of a cute little puppy dog, aren't they?
> If Viktor had ever thought he received the full potential of Jayce's brutality, he was dead wrong
He previously admonished himself for only dating jerks, and now that he's in contact with a full-fledged abuser and quasi-rapist, suddenly it's okay?
> His body comes with pre-built settings that beg domination. An easy hunt and an easy kill
Nothing like arguing that the token disabled man deserves to have his anus ripped open because the token Latino lost his shit and his real form comes out. You are never beating the allegations. Just come right out and admit you only see them as rapists and be done with it.
> Not a love nibble, but a proper chomp intended to divorce derma and muscle
Reminder this is the same author who wrote a fic to 'own' chuds like Andrew Tate and the Manosphere, but ended up writing a token Latino abuser who eats ass like he's one of the zombies who ate Noah on The Walking Dead.
> Happy blood floods in his cock
I'm surprised our 'beast on his kill' didn't just decide to rip it off for a mini sausage snack.
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> Perhaps no one appreciates rimming more than Jayce, who can't keep himself off the orifice that Viktor dutifully waxes
If this was M4M Viktor, he'd be picking his teeth of all that asshole and potential crusted shit. He at least showers in this one.
> Jayce does not bother using lube when (he) gets his fingers involved
> The minor heat of tears around his hole merges into an unholy glow when Jayce shoves himself inside
Tears from who? Or are we talking tears as in anal tears? Probably the former because this beastly rapist Latino shoves him 8 inches of man meat inside with no lube.
> Maybe there's blood. Maybe there's hot, magic slurry that paves the path for Jayce to bottom out in one solid slam
Nah that's just blood.
> He gets into Viktor's guts, and he fucks
Just regular Latino Beast things. Jayviks are never beating the allegations that they see him as a crude stereotype. Imagine sounding worse than the DHS Secretary or Ann Coulter when talking about Latinos.
> Bends over to gnaw at his shoulder blades
I'm grabbing Rick Grimes' revolver because you are really acting like a Walker at this point.
> Viktor's blood splotches the sheets by his hips, beneath his pelvis
"Yeah I just gave you an anal prolapse and you're bleeding profusely enough to need surgery, but you're my good luck charm and I love you so much and I won't ever do it again if I lose a match"

If he did it to a man, imagine what the fuck he did to Mel. Ambessa would be stringing him up like a Yautja with its kill.
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> A hungry man, even after feasting on Viktor
He's going to force him into an anal tightening surgery before he's in his 30s at this rate.
> He's jumpy as fuck crowded in the box with the other WAGs
You sure that isn't due to the fact your ass is blasted open enough for the Pentagon budget to slip through?
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> Ekko scores the first goal on the ice
He and Jayce are the only POCs. Ekko barely gets a mention in any of her fics and he remains one of the best characters. This is the same woman who had a white man tell a black one he was 'more oppressed' than he was, and - most importantly - writes these fics to own the chuds while she continuously shows herself as a racist pedophile. She really is the Epstein of this fandom.
> Jayce's bite from last night glows hot beneath a thick leather collar
> "Like, that you're mine. Like a pet."
So much for Jayce also having one. It didn't take long to make the 'effeminate' faggot to be used as leverage for his appearance and disability. Remember the part about how the fans thought he was ugly and talentless? That was amended by Jayce threatening to beat people up before using him to get better seats. All that talk about being a great lover with a 'golden retreiver personality' disappeared as soon as he lost his hockey game.
> He is one kinky puppy, who thinks the kink is just baseline masculinity
> I mark all of my partners, so what?
> The rough sex is a default variant
Oh so what you're telling me is that the Latino Beast is actually a homophobic misogynist who thinks violent sex that could kill somebody is the norm and that that is 'baseline masculinity'. Really owning the 4chan chuds there, lass. BTW, that isn't kink. That's fucking rape. You wrote a brown man as a rapist - again. The next one will undoubtedly have him as a pedophile.
> He wants his warrior boyfriend to emerge from the battlefield dripping with strength
In reality, it's so that he doesn't get his ass ripped apart again because Latino Beast here cannot stand the fact he lost a wood stick game.
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> Please win
See point above as to why he needs to win. His safety literally depends on it.
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> He imbues power wherever he goes. Lifts up his fellow man and leaves a trail of success in his wake
Unless his 'fellow man' is deemed to effeminate, then he uses them as a trophy, a flesh light, and a punching bag. He doesn't view Viktor as an equal. Much like her trans Viktor fics, she just wrote him as a 'woman-lite' where it is acceptable for her to write the six feet of sweaty man here as the rapist and the small, skinny, moonlight-skinned one as the victim.
> They don't call him the GOAT for nothing
In a few years he'll be on a podcast like Crazy Days and Nights detailing his 'kinky' behaviour and how he was abusive to all of his partners. "Healthy masculinity" coupled with a few charges of rape is undoubtedly owning the chuds.

I skipped the rest because they celebrate and Jayce proposes to Viktor, who accepts. Yes, he is accepting the proposal of his 'kinky puppy' who reverts to being the Latino rapist when he loses a game. I can't imagine how that marriage is going to go.
TL;DR Prettybadmagic crafts yet another fic where she wants to own the 4chan chuds by writing about peak masculinity by making the Latino a violent rapist who turns violent after he loses a hockey game and that the token white disabled man was 'designed to be dominated' and used to get more comfortable seats in restaurants. I'm not kidding, that's a real line. She then talks about this Latino being a 'kinky puppy' and that it's totally normal for him engage in rough sex that leads to massive bleeding and injury, with him 'chomping' on flesh like he's a zombie from TWD. It's yet another instance of the progshit trying to be anti-racist and pro-gay, and ends up becoming an amalgamation of Kristi Noem, Ann Coulter and Epstein like they were were all shoved together in the Large Hadron Collider. It's just pure poetry at this point.

From the same people who bitterly complain about the decline media literacy and how their reading skills are better than the national average, comes a video where people admit they do not know what the word 'countenance', 'misgivings', 'acquiesce', 'genial', and 'throes' mean. Archive here.
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> Ao3 taught me more than the English
> Exclusively reads DC comics and Star Wars
> Uses Southern/Ebonics talk despite not being from the South or black (uh oh stinky!). It's 'done gone'.

We're really not getting the cream of the white crop, here.
 
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K-Pop Stans and Fanfiction result in abominations like these, this one being BTS scat/piss fanfiction:

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Are male K-Pop Stans this deprave though, since it's usually men that write scat fics, while women write piss fics.
 

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