Artcow Fanny Perret / Adrien Perret / Null / null_backdoorho / null_bis / polyglotplatypus / Laika Albarn / deadspacedog - Degenerate French pooner who larped as an Asian-American and made comics about fucking her (dead) father, has a female genital mutilation fetish, a lesson in opsec

[Magic Pickle]

Major semper fi to you, @scoiattolino! What a fantastic and horrible haul. If I were a fan of Fanny's, I would probably visit this thread even if I felt that she was being bullied just because it's a way to see her shit without having to shell out cash to see it. She posted some art independently of this publicly, so I'll share that after my commentary.

fantasy au.

Pigman!Cyrus got a genuine guffaw out of me, wow. Is that not a little on the nose to make him a brainless, porcine beast? This is arguably Cyrus in his best iteration, though, because there's no possible way for him to be a child groomer. Also, that comic is so stupid; why would an orc find Lynn's clitoris unappealing? The FGM kink absolutely makes the least amount of sense here. Lastly, Lynn's anatomy in panel 1 is straight up Gumbyish.

yuri au.

Hm, how interesting that Fanny doesn't seem to believe female teachers might be inclined towards sexual abuse of students when it's a legitimate problem (though these tend to be heterosexual women rather than lesbians). This further proves that Fanny has no interest whatsoever in male sex abuse and fixates entirely on female sex abuse quite succinctly. I notice as well that she talks about wanting to impregnate Lynn as she fucks her with a strap-on - typically, Fanny seems rather ambivalent towards pregnancy (Cyrus canonically had a vasectomy in his 20s), so that was a bit of a surprise. (Not too surprising when you consider the pregnancy arc in the Limerence comic where Laika tried to babytrap her own father, but still.)

childhood friends au.

This one is actually, sincerely, my favorite. Cyrus and Lynn in this AU are closest to a healthy - if fucked up - couple in this one, and Cyrus, for once, comes across as a sweet (if dull and autistic) man that isn't an unsalvageable piece of shit. I agree it's boring, but for actually depicting all the love Fanny alleges they share, this AU comes closest to communicating it.

hannibal au.

Oh, this AU is so stupid it doesn't even seem like Cyrus and Lynn anymore. Cyrus' speculation about the killer's sex and backstory is just embarrassing - "Oh, the killer fucked up the victim's face, it just screams #foid behavior!!" As if men haven't done truly unspeakable acts to women's bodies, including mutilating their faces.

traumaswap au,

Sorry, but the concept of a group of men taking on Cyrus' hulking mass to gangrape him and leave him for dead just breaks immersion for me completely here. Not because I don't respect male rape victims (it's an evil no one should ever endure), but because... fucking seriously? Be real, this is not how men get sexually preyed upon. She's so lazy, she can't even restructure The Incident to be more appropriate which is likely because that would force her to show her hand about the obvious truth of Lynn's background.

Notable how Fanny presents Kate as never suffering long-term consequences from Cyrus' sexual abuse no matter how the storyline changes, though. She believes, with every cell in her body, that Kate was not a victim. It's creepy.

this is a commission, so we can all rejoice in the fact that fanny isn't going to be posting "AAP" daddy kink slop anymore than this comic,

For those who may be unaware, AAP stands for autoandrophilia, which is the inverse of autogynephilia. So the commissioner is basically admitting not only is AGP real, but pooners have their own version of it. I also had a wee chuckle that the TiF featured in this comic has self-admitted daddy issues. You can acknowledge that TiFs and TiMs have fucked up familial issues and are far too keen on incest, but only for the coom!

Okay, now it's my turn to post some content: two art pieces and, as always, some Tetratto asks.

Spoiler: Art.

Anatomy, who? Also, the weird gradient halos she keeps slapping on are starting to make Lynn look like a saint, which is ironic for a woman who finds sexual satisfaction at her husband's crimes.

God, the effort she puts in is simply nonexistent anymore. They may be her blorbos, but she certainly seems to be getting bored of them.

And now, some asks.

Spoiler: More and more people are calling her a pedophile!

A woman who was violently raped, tortured and nearly killed fears nothing more than her husband leaving her. She gets off to the idea of her own demise and finds being denied pleasure to be orgasmic conceptually to the point of permitting her own mutilation, but to be abandoned by a corpulent pedophile? The very notion! Also, this is Fanny's operating system nearly overheating working overtime to present Cyrus - wife-beating, child-molesting rapist - as a good husband in some respects. I would love to see what a domestic violence counselor would say about this, in all honesty.
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This is so masturbatory, it almost makes me nauseous. The average Fanny admirer seems to be very poorly read with a lack of exposure to any sort of real world experience, because anybody who has been outside of their parents' basement and spoken to other human beings can spot Fanny's dreadful writing practices from a mile away. The most illuminating part of this ask is that I didn't realize Cyrus and Lynn were meant to be some sort of long-standing joke, and that should be telling because if you can't depict lampshading recognizably, then I question your literary finesse entirely.
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How fucked up and sad is it that Lynn's soulmate is someone like Cyrus. Nothing much to say on this one, but it is funny that Lynn needs to respect people when she's actually held her sobbing husband in the wake of his victim cutting contact with him. For being such a traditionalist, I would expect Lynn to find his grief so repulsive that it instantly turns her off.
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You can tell Fanny loves being an edgelord about Cyrus' misogyny, but at this point it's just tired. "Haha, isn't that so funny? He thinks women should be subservient and they're completely incompetent!" It's just pathetic to be this degree of a pickme.
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There is no way a real person wrote this. Who gives a shit that Lynn's an Asian chick into fucked up kinks? Is this really your idea of wanting representation? If you look to porn for representation, you're a total loser. By the way, given the racism in associating Asians with dogs, I would think that Lynn being into puppy play is an accidental tell on Fanny's part about how much she actually respects non-whites. But she's French, so being a racist is natural for frogs like her.
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Quite topical. Perhaps Fanny's fixation on TraumaSwap!AU is because of the novelty of "a twitchy, traumatized mountain of a man" being the victim of a more commonly misogynistic crime. I'm also sure I will hate the Twins!AU, and I'm curious as to why she hasn't considered making a Twins2!AU where Cyrus and Thea (his female counterpart) both enjoy themselves to Lynn. She really is just an accessory to the protagonist that is Cyrus.
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Le epic clapback there, Fanny. Our sisters over on LCF spent a lot of time chewing her up for trying to lay claim to abuse that wasn't hers to claim, so it's worthy of recording that she wants to insist that she, too, was victimized by the teacher. Nobody believes you, Fanny. Nobody except anyone else who lies about their trauma to justify their depravity. Nice try, though!
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Gooner weirdos like her always consider this to be some sort of silver bullet of a gotcha, but it's not. I've written before about the framing being of importance in terms of how one depicts grotesque acts, and there are certainly points to be made that there are some horror movies that actually do feel more akin to pornography than horror (and is a common feminist talking point, though Fanny isn't a real feminist so she does not know this).

What Fanny and her ilk do not seem to comprehend is that the way she continues to present her work - without any grace, care or gravity to the situations depicted - is what makes it clear that she isn't taking it seriously for what it is. Instead, she thinks she has goofy blorbos who just so happen to be sexual sadists. This isn't to be a moralistic prude and say you're a bad person for liking bad characters, but let's be honest here: Fanny genuinely finds child abuse erotic. Villains make for some of the greatest characters in media, but this is where I draw the line, and I'm deeply suspicious of anyone who questions drawing a line over something as grave and common as child sex abuse.
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[TokiBun]

Made sure to give them a semper fi for all that work. Will edit this comment after looking Fanny's shit art if I have worthwhile commentary to give. Thank you for the milk

scoiattolino!​

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[Fat and Balding]

For being such a traditionalist, I would expect Lynn to find his grief so repulsive that it instantly turns her off.

This kind of nuance would actually serve to make Lynn an interesting character, but then she’d have to be more than a doormat that accepts whatever Cyrus inflicts on her. Imagine having ANY standards for men at all! Fanny can’t.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Of all the AUs I'd wish to see, realistic criminals and abusers AU (that I just made up) would be the most interesting to see.

Spoiler: hi ho, sperging here

• Lynn is actually narcissistic, emotionally controlling and abusing others around her. She actually does things to make herself look better and her enemies look worse in a subtle way, holds longterm petty grudges with coworkers and students. Over time, this works against her.
• Cyrus does not have that heart Null thinks he has. Cyrus' aloof coolness and open nature is actually him not caring. He's the type who's good at lying because he doesn't feel nervous or guilty for lying.
• Cyrus enjoys hearing out students and coworkers to understand how to use them and be amused by them. Lynn doesn't enjoy hearing out most other people unless they can give her something, but is a great listener to gossip and stabbing her enemies with the knowledge later. Cryus doesn't use it to hurt people as much as he does take advantage of them, telling a hurt student lies about his own upbringing to make it sound like he relates to them thus they should fuck him.
• Lynn kisses ass of higher ranking people in her life, Cyrus encourages it but is not as good at it since he'll be all buddy buddy then say a really off color joke about sexual assault ha ha ha and the room falls silent. His students have a harder time seeing him as a creep and more as a teacher who does odd things and goes too far with jokes sometimes. They might think he is cool edgy and refreshing, but there's a good portion that just find him creepy.
• Both try to make the other think that they were responsible for making the other an asshole by not giving enough sex, not being there for each other, not doing something they want done. The pair have screaming matches at least two times a week. Lynns screams and demeans, hitting Cyrus with objects. Cyrus rage punches and throws crybully tantrums.
• Both refuse to take any feud public as both feel the need to project normality, but as Cyrus gets worse
• Lynn was first enraged that Cyrus cheated on her, then became calmer when Cyrus offers to humiliate any conquest in front of her. Both get off to the feeling of control and power over any sexual conquest Cyrus takes in, the trooma sex is not limited to Lynn only.
• Cyrus and Lynn stay together as they're two of the few people who can tolerate each other. They'll sometimes make grand sweeping statements of love but at best it's two venomous animals shacking together in a winter storm.
• Cyrus first stuck to mentally and emotionally abusing women and girls before getting more "kinky(physical)" in bed. He claims they like it and is a sex pest. He both crybullies and strongarms them.
• Lynn gets less frustrated with Cyrus cheating and more that it makes her look bad.
• Cyrus gets along better with underaged teens because he is emotionally immature. If he breaks something like a ruler in class, he'd chimp out.
• If a student ever threatened him with blackmail or baby trap, he'd then actually beat the shit out of them for trying to tell him what to do. Likely uses subtle threats before escalating.
• Eventually, Cyrus gets caught when he becomes a little too bold. Lynn furiously tries to absolve her husband of wrongdoing to the media and staunchly claim his innocence but when she gets arrested for being an accessory to a crime, she throws him under the bus immediately.

Kate Anderson

• could either be another horrible person and continuously simp and recruit girls for Cyrus, or coule be an actually interesting heroic antagonist to the two of them. Whether she participates directly or indirectly in a trial against Cyrus, she could be a victim with her own passions and personality smothered by puppy love for Cyrus then finally connecting with her family again and relearning how to have healthy emotions and ways to deal with things.

There's more you could do with this and flesh it out better, this is just my immediate thoughts.

It could be a story about how dysfunctional abusive people function and tumble down further. It could be a story about the escalation of behaviors and how normal people react and respond to very dysfunctional people. But it would requiee Cy to be an actual loser who loses opportunities from being overconfident, isolates himself from actual deep work relationships due to poor social grip, actually damages the underage women he sleeps with and sees punishment for sticking his dick in the wrong women/girls. It would require Lynn to actually BE the type of clustet-b that is two dimensional IRL in a way Fanny never thought of. It would require to actually do research on things and not just jerk off.

TL;DR: Null would never fucking make it because it would require writing the story as anything but a love story/sex thriller so that is off the god damn table. In an ideal world, Fanny would state "Boy, I wish we lived in a world where having sex with minors healed instead of hurted them yet people saw it as icky anyway since the forbidden aspect gets me off. I also wish traumatic dark kink actually lead to long lasting true love soul mate relationships, and I love jilling it to women being abused. My writing is unrealistic but I hope you enjoy gooning with me." But we live in a world where Fanny is getting high off her own supply (farts for the USA, queefs for the UK), pulls the NO U defense, chimps out, and rolls up into a chris-chan hedgehog defense position when confronted without an easy exit. It makes for an entertaining as hell cow but a terribly awful author. At least she entertains in some way, I guess.

 

[Albicilla]

What Fanny and her ilk do not seem to comprehend is that the way she continues to present her work - without any grace, care or gravity to the situations depicted - is what makes it clear that she isn't taking it seriously for what it is. Instead, she thinks she has goofy blorbos who just so happen to be sexual sadists. This isn't to be a moralistic prude and say you're a bad person for liking bad characters, but let's be honest here: Fanny genuinely finds child abuse erotic. Villains make for some of the greatest characters in media, but this is where I draw the line, and I'm deeply suspicious of anyone who questions drawing a line over something as grave and common as child sex abuse.

Even if one accepts the idea that you can still depict something erotically and find it morally reprehensible and not promote it, one has to remember that Fanny can't even claim to do that: she gets off to pornography of actual girls being mutilated and abused sexually by seeking out and saving actual FGM pictures, so it's not even relegated to just written and drawn works for her.

 

[AMHOLIO]

so it's not even relegated to just written and drawn works for her.

It's nearly impossible to not a-log her some days.

 

[Cloverpuff]

One thing I really don't get is her fixation with Cy cheating on Lynn.

The canon explanation as to why it starts is that Lynn is in chastity most of the time and Cy still wants to have sex. Then you have the whole "Cy actually connects better with teenagers" stuff and trying to make pedophilia both a quirky character trait and a source of angst.

Why the hell would Cy randomly decide he wants to sleep with other women in the Childhood Friends AU?? It is established he has cared about Lynn deeply all his life and he is much more empathetic. It makes even less sense in the Traumaswap AU with him being much more withdrawn and closed off.

At first i thought it might be a fetish, but beyond corny jokes, there's not much emphasis on the cheating aspect of their relationship. If it's not relevant, why does she keep including it? Maybe Fanny just wants to punish Lynn, but if that were the case then she wouldn't specify Lynn isn't that upset about it.

I wonder how she will justify the fact that, despite "The Incident" being the same, Cy feels the need to hurt others instead of being the one getting hurt (like Lynn). Maybe she'll go on a rant about how people cope differently. She seems hell-bent on Cy not being submissive in any way because it would be totally out of character for him. People on LCF have already pointed it out, but Fanny seems to find male submission totally repulsive.

 

[Digital Thunder]

TL;DR: Null would never fucking make it because it would require writing the story as anything but a love story/sex thriller so that is off the god damn table. In an ideal world, Fanny would state "Boy, I wish we lived in a world where having sex with minors healed instead of hurted them yet people saw it as icky anyway since the forbidden aspect gets me off. I also wish traumatic dark kink actually lead to long lasting true love soul mate relationships, and I love jilling it to women being abused. My writing is unrealistic but I hope you enjoy gooning with me."

This is a testament to how important a lack of self-awareness and hubris is to making a cow. If she was even half as self-aware as that hypothetical quote suggests and wasn't so fixated on proclaiming her goonslop to be a righteous affair transcendent of all possible criticism, she'd probably have a handful of mentions in some online art horror thread and little more past that—but here we are.

 

[AMHOLIO]

At first i thought it might be a fetish, but beyond corny jokes, there's not much emphasis on the cheating aspect of their relationship. If it's not relevant, why does she keep including it? Maybe Fanny just wants to punish Lynn, but if that were the case then she wouldn't specify Lynn isn't that upset about it.

I thought there was emphasis on at least him sleeping around. Maybe she just really thinks it's funny. I think it might be an excuse as to why he can be drawn fucking so many other people: it allows her Cartman to fuck whoever she wants at whatever point and justify that not only does Lynn not stop him but encourages him, so she doesn't have to feel bad about him cheating on his true love. Or maybe it is because Fanny thinks all women are promiscuous fridgid bitches who deserve punishment and demeanment. I'm still weirded out how she both had Asian Laika and Asian Lynn with a not-as-Asian dangerous man. She doesn't do race play porn but she really seems to like seeing Asian chicks get it.

My last guess is that Fanny is attracted to morally wrong or dangerous actions, but not all that comes with it. Drawing out the cheating wouldn't be exciting since Cyrus totally treats all his girls like the perfect daddy boyfriend pedo gentleman (eww) and the only audacious part is when she can draw the girls young. She likes her men transgressing lines, but doesn't actually like the consequences of said line transgression. She's never show the effect or fallout or even the character of the one classmate he raped in college, all conquests he has cheating are willingly seduced, and in general her rape fantasies are never forced in the sense that the victim was hoping for it to be pushed that far or literally asked for it. Cyrus is a dangerous transgressor engaged in forbidden play and does nasty things, but in Fanny's mind, he's the perfect blorbo Cartman because everything he does ends up accidentally helping other people even though he's selfish. TL;DR: She's retarded.

 

[Kiwisee]

The ideas being floated around on improving the story kind of reminds me of Fatal Attraction:

The film has its issues, but that's a topic for another day. I think if Fanny were to use even a fraction of the suspense and pay off caused by a protagonist’s immoral actions coming to haunt them throughout the story, then she would have an even bigger following from a more loyal audience.

Could even frame the story as Kate being a victim who is victimized by the couple while trying to get away from them.

Who am I kidding; Fanny doesn't even understand color theory.