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- Feb 15, 2019
I bring you a tidbit of my favorite subgenre of "iNcLuSiVe siZiNg" whining from /r/CyclingFashion.
Cycling kit is specialized clothing consisting of bibs, which are shorts with a padded ass and shoulder straps to keep them from falling down while riding, and a jersey, which is a shirt with pockets in the back to store all your shit and a zipper in the front so you can air out your titties while riding. It is sweat-wicking and tight.
Cycling kit looks retarded. /r/CyclingFashion is full of retards interested in the finer points of this retarded look. Some typical posts:
You also get the occasional poster like this guy. I don't understand why this particular person wants to wear full road kit instead of something more comfortable and less revealing, but whatever. The items fit him.
Now, two of the most high-end technical cycling clothing brands IN THE WORLD are Maap and Pas Normal Studios (PNS). This kit is designed for racing. It is extremely expensive. It is extremely tight. It is tailored to fit the wimpy upper bodies and muscular legs of serious cyclists. It is notoriously uncomfortable even to stand up in racing kit: it is cut to be comfortable only when bent over a handlebar.
Cut to our friend here. She's been on Reddit for seven years and has never made a post or comment related to bicycling until this one:
She just shelled out $570 to suit up in the most high-end aerodynamic cycling kit money can buy.
She is wearing XL, the largest size on offer. The shit does not fit.
Cyclists like to say "If it zips, it fits." This concept works for male bodies and does not take into consideration 38FFF gazongas which are being mashed all the way up to the wearer's trachea when she zips her jacket:
I looked through her Reddit history and this rack is after a breast reduction.
You vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about:
Needless to say, our heroine is all huffy.
GOD FORBID PLUS-SIZE CYCLISTS EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I don't fit in the largest size and that's WILD!!!!!!111
Bitch, of course fat cyclists exist. And that's a good thing! There are dozens and dozens of brands which carry good-looking kit in larger sizes. Plus-size cycling clothing is available up to 6XL!
This dumbass is big mad that the most high-end racing kit brand in the entire world caters to........racers. MAAP doesn't make road racing kit for fats because fats don't need road racing kit because fats cannot perform in a road bike race because they are too heavy because they are fat. Which is so not inclusive!
Cycling kit is specialized clothing consisting of bibs, which are shorts with a padded ass and shoulder straps to keep them from falling down while riding, and a jersey, which is a shirt with pockets in the back to store all your shit and a zipper in the front so you can air out your titties while riding. It is sweat-wicking and tight.
Cycling kit looks retarded. /r/CyclingFashion is full of retards interested in the finer points of this retarded look. Some typical posts:
You also get the occasional poster like this guy. I don't understand why this particular person wants to wear full road kit instead of something more comfortable and less revealing, but whatever. The items fit him.
Now, two of the most high-end technical cycling clothing brands IN THE WORLD are Maap and Pas Normal Studios (PNS). This kit is designed for racing. It is extremely expensive. It is extremely tight. It is tailored to fit the wimpy upper bodies and muscular legs of serious cyclists. It is notoriously uncomfortable even to stand up in racing kit: it is cut to be comfortable only when bent over a handlebar.
Cut to our friend here. She's been on Reddit for seven years and has never made a post or comment related to bicycling until this one:
She just shelled out $570 to suit up in the most high-end aerodynamic cycling kit money can buy.
She is wearing XL, the largest size on offer. The shit does not fit.
Cyclists like to say "If it zips, it fits." This concept works for male bodies and does not take into consideration 38FFF gazongas which are being mashed all the way up to the wearer's trachea when she zips her jacket:
I looked through her Reddit history and this rack is after a breast reduction.
You vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about:
Needless to say, our heroine is all huffy.
GOD FORBID PLUS-SIZE CYCLISTS EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I don't fit in the largest size and that's WILD!!!!!!111
Bitch, of course fat cyclists exist. And that's a good thing! There are dozens and dozens of brands which carry good-looking kit in larger sizes. Plus-size cycling clothing is available up to 6XL!
This dumbass is big mad that the most high-end racing kit brand in the entire world caters to........racers. MAAP doesn't make road racing kit for fats because fats don't need road racing kit because fats cannot perform in a road bike race because they are too heavy because they are fat. Which is so not inclusive!
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