So Bekah has finally gone the full way and started calling herself queer. Yes Bekah, there is nothing more queer than a hetrosexual woman in a relationship with a hetrosexual man. I think I just strained my eyes from rolling them so hard.
Also a heterosexual woman who has only been with heterosexual men is about 99% of soi disant queers. Add in the brightly dyed hair, problem glasses, and rapid weight gain and Bekah hit the Queer Stereotype Bingo. Queer in 2022 is for straight girls who want oppression points but don’t want to declare wanting to fuck trannies by calling themselves pansexuals.
It makes sense that these girls go gender speshul. Look at women like Sofie Hagen, Kelly Lenza, Julianna Aprileo and Bekah here - the more they gain, the less they look like women. In Bekah's case it's just her pitiful way of dealing with trauma.
I do hope Lewis has left her. If she wants to eat herself to death, that's on her. A partner should not be forced to watch that death spiral. Run Lewis, while you still have your mobility!
That would be incredibly dumb of her. Idk how it is in Leafland but in a couple of prostitutes' interviews I've seen they mention having rules about never getting into a car with young black men because they're the most likely to rape/rob them or try to forcibly pimp them out racism.
It makes sense that these girls go gender speshul. Look at women like Sofie Hagen, Kelly Lenza, Julianna Aprileo and Bekah here - the more they gain, the less they look like women. In Bekah's case it's just her pitiful way of dealing with trauma.
I do hope Lewis has left her. If she wants to eat herself to death, that's on her. A partner should not be forced to watch that death spiral. Run Lewis, while you still have your mobility!
They become gender less blobs, feel like shit, look like shit, and start being just another morbidly obese white girl online. So, they have to pin these labels on themselves to 'stick out', except now, it's becoming so commonplace. It's honestly so predictable, every online obsessed super fat is bound to go full genderspeshul at some point.
What does this even mean? Is phone sex still a thing? What kind of degenerate is able to get off to Marissa's voice
Also reminder that she has a sex work Twitter account and it's still active:
That would be incredibly dumb of her. Idk how it is in Leafland but in a couple of prostitutes' interviews I've seen they mention having rules about never getting into a car with young black men because they're the most likely to rape/rob them or try to forcibly pimp them out racism.
Those cpap filters and wipes on her wishlist are tres sexy. I feel like we knew she had a cpap, but definitely by December 2021 she was loading up on the accessories. Also, worth noting, my device keeps trying to autocorrect cpap to “clap”, which she might also have.
Ive always wondered why she appears to go by her legal name on social media, where she discusses her job. But now I see she used to go by “Amber” which I will Now always associate with morbidly obese women. I assume she started turning tricks under her own name as her social media fat influencer thing got… big.
Also, one of the reasons, at least in the states, why you wouldn’t be open about seeing black clients is because the racism of your mostly white client base, a lot of them won’t see girls who see black guys. Possible reasons include a looming pimp, some stds being more likely, and just general racism, thinking a woman who has been penetrated by a black penis is permanently damaged goods.
It makes sense that these girls go gender speshul. Look at women like Sofie Hagen, Kelly Lenza, Julianna Aprileo and Bekah here - the more they gain, the less they look like women. In Bekah's case it's just her pitiful way of dealing with trauma.
I do hope Lewis has left her. If she wants to eat herself to death, that's on her. A partner should not be forced to watch that death spiral. Run Lewis, while you still have your mobility!
These people are deeply embroiled in a scene that values (perceived) victimhood and oppression. Calling themselves queer is the path of least effort, which really says something compared to what we see with trannies. Bekah and others like to lord what little oppression points they have over those with less but it’s also a self-defense mechanism to be spared any attacks. This is the main reason why 1 in 4 zoomers claim to be LGBT now versus 1 in 50 like in past generations.
Also a heterosexual woman who has only been with heterosexual men is about 99% of soi disant queers. Add in the brightly dyed hair, problem glasses, and rapid weight gain and Bekah hit the Queer Stereotype Bingo. Queer in 2022 is for straight girls who want oppression points but don’t want to declare wanting to fuck trannies by calling themselves pansexuals.
oh shit really? i thought queer was supposed to mean "all gay, lesbian, and bi people". i used it like, "i have had sex with men in the past but do not like them" ??? is this why i can't get a girlfriend??
The saddest thing about Bekah is that she admitted she was sexually assaulted some time ago, but she's so deep in denial that she'd rather claim she's queer to score some sympathy points than admit to herself that she was assaulted in probably the worst way possible and work on elaborating her very real trauma with the help of a professional. But hey, claiming society oppresses you because you thought once that tits can be attractive is easier than going to therapy I guess.
Lizzo’s Watch Out for the Big Grrrls, Ep 05: Mirror Mirror On The Wall
It's an episode full of moments worth memorializing and consequently it's a big one, so spoilered below.
Casual scrollers, I hope you enjoy this accidental transition shot of Lizzo.
10 days until Bonnaroo.
Shirlene Quigley is at the house to scrunch her face and greet the grrrls. She has a video message from Lizzo, who looks like boiled beef: ‘sorry I couldn't be there, I’m in the Cayman Islands with Chris Evans having a Chianti with some fava beans (Hannibal Lecter sounds)’. Fucking hell, Lizzo.
This week's challenge is to create stage personas with Lizzo’s creative team, and show them off in a performance that includes a runway.
Meet Lizzo's team:
Stylist Jason doesn’t read as immediately insane but did put Lizzo in a dress with an ass window*.
*It doesn’t look like Lizzo was even performing, just like she casually showed up to a Lakers game and acted a fool. I say this because we see shitty phone footage and the camera guy is studiously ignoring her.
Alexx Mayo, MUA. I don't have great knowledge of makeup, but this looks... not great.
Shelby Swain, hair stylist. Does a very regal wave. She seems the most impressive, given that her hair work in this shot solidly distracts from Lizzo’s tits.
Creepy skit making like Chris Evans is beckoning her offscreen, featuring Lizzo's hungry eyes.
Grrrls chat in the house about the challenge. Kiara sounds like she’s going to try too hard because she just got feedback on lack of stage presence. Moesha color co-ordinates with the room and stresses over the task. She thinks she has to find a new look, when the obvious answer is she already has a strong style and to design a great thing around snarling rainbow tough hippy care bear.
Jasmine makes the strong point that it’s probably about embracing your inner bad bitch, but promptly ruins her Big Grrrl credit by interrupting Ashley to stand and strut about, followed by more interrupting and various other negative attention seeking.
Ashley interrupts back but is cute about it and includes the group: 'I’m so ready for these consultations, y’all ready?'. Jasmine looks stressed.
Time for the stylist and HMUA consults. Apart from a few standouts most of the consults are brief, but all are accompanied by fagatronics from MUA Alexxx. Shelby the hair stylist speaks exactly once.
Kiara in confessional says she wants to do something no-one thinks to do, but picks out pink glittery stuff in her consult. Is genuinely interesting in HMUA, says she’s ‘a haireography type of dancer’ and wants hair she can work with. HMUA to Asia: 'I want to do biiiiiig'.
Ashley wants a cape and the stylist indulges that strange choice. HMUA swoons over Isabel’s whole Kpop thing. Sydney loves ‘big sexy Texas(?) hair’. Stylist to Charity: ‘you feel extremely confident about your laygs? Let’s explore that’.
MUA to Jasmine ‘what would you like this look to say about you’, Jasmine: 'Superstar'.
Arianna: Alexx tells her he wants to play up her sexy side, and does a terrifying cat claw. Arianna's soul leaves her body.
Jason tells Jayla 'we need to explore colour', Jayla gives a strangulated ‘absolutely’.
Jason tells Moesha he thinks they should do a hard swerve and go ‘muted’. It’s a bad sell but he talks it back. ‘It would be shocking’. ‘It would still be sexy though, it would still be confident within the simplicity. It’d still be you’.
Time for rehearsal at the silver studio. Shirlene wears inappropriate footwear. Check in on Lizzo’s confessional facial expressions. Squigley tells the girls to think about ‘what’s your sexy, what’s your miaow, what’s your power’. JAYLA’S OUTFIT OML.
Each grrrl does a freestyle runway:
Kiara does in fact dance with her hair, she’s not subtle about it. Good walking and dance looks okay if a bit uneventful.
Moesha’s walk is utter swooping madness (see Arianna’s expression). Her dancing has impact, but delivers some characteristic weird faces, and lacks anything approaching form.
Arianna walks like an East German swimmer, dances exactly as she always does and then manages to flow into sultryish by the end. These three separate parts bear no relation to each other but she generally pulls it off because she's a great dancer.
Jasmine of course struts out with hand outstretched to an imaginary audience. She’s a good dancer and probably does okay, but is shot mostly in side view above the waist so it’s hard to see much but flapping shirt and double chins.
Asia: barely see it, she probably wasn’t great and the show's covering for her because she's a Lizzo fave. Charity: cute but boring. Isabel looking ancient again with the saddest booty bounce imaginable.
Jayla is feeling j’self, and drops some standard Paris is Burning.
Sydney’s absolutely giving it and loses her hair. She throws it without missing a beat and Shirlene creases.
The dancers do seem to be getting better.
FOOD ALERT: Multiple red or too charred to tell meats, including ribs. Plus fried chicken, mac & cheese, mashed potato, corn bread (?), bread rolls, fries, some greens. Drinks in blue cans are never healthy.
Dinner is interrupted by Crystal, week one grad, apparently doing a Sagi cosplay. She’s here to big up Lizzo and hand out miniscule amounts of vodka. But mainly to dig up drama. Ashley names and shames Jasmine, but Jasmine stays quiet. She says she misses her kids, probably an omen of doom.
After Crystal leaves, grrrls realize en masse the reality of moving to LA to be wannabe dancers. Jasmine looks depressed. You think it’s gonna be about her kids? HA, no, it’s about being called out earlier. Charity smirks at Jasmine's bullshit and gives some new head gems.
7 days until Bonnaroo.
Mini Food Alert: Eggs and potatoes fry on the stove for a few seconds. No further details.
Jayla confessional: currently dealing with injuries to both ankles, as well as left knee, but is still planning to wear heels for the main performance. Finds heels empowering due to not being allowed for so long. Tells Kiara about happy childhood memories wearing mom’s heels (that old chestnut!).
More Jayla confessional: ‘transition only worked so much. Here I’m transforming’. (Pretty damning assessment, Jayla).
It's makeover time, so there are some gorgeous candids. For the faceblind- Top: Jasmine and Asia. Center: Ashley. Bottom: Isabel and Arianna.
Jasmine eyefucks herself silly. Confessional: she thinks she’s got it in the bag because she LOVES her stage persona. She sees herself as a superstar (but does not see herself using sun protection I guess).
Moesha’s at the wardrobe department, which is is a home sewing machine in the gym. It's last second and she wants stuff to add to her look. To be fair, they’ve kind of split the baby with her styling, it’s just a half assed version of what she normally wears and not really a departure. She gets a choker (good) and the jacket cut to bolero (unsure).
Main Performance. Shirlene and a singer named (?)Zizza join Lizzo’s back rolls at judging. No preamble, straight to performance.
Kiara: Oh dear god is it going to be another week of lip-slips? No, it’s just lace, thank God. Verdict: muppet-fetish hooker, big fan of Azealia Banks.
Kiara says ‘I’m a changed bitch’.
Jasmine: Yep, absolutely on brand. A bit Cruella DeVille, a bit Kim K ripoff*. That is a cheap outfit and she walks like a clod. The boots are ugly, you give these girls Jordans, don ’t give them $50 plastic boots.
Jasmine's thirst is a little uncomfortable this time tbh.
Isabel: I don’t know anything about Kpop but this looks like a bad attempt. The head styling is the best then it gets progressively worse the further down you go. Are the black plastic boots mandatory?
Asia: Fat Mary J Blige. The head styling is decent if ageing, the leotard thing is an atrocity. What would Tim Gunn say? As always seems to be the case, Asia barely moves. ?Zizza yells ‘expensive’. Squigley says ‘the haircut is everything’. Isabel should have been given these boots.
Charity: Nails her look (with the strong exception of the earrings, which are stupid). Perhaps the key to success is to lean into the hideous boots. Her performance is cute though.
Arianna: when the stylist said sexy he apparently meant pleather daddy. Her outfit is infinitely better constructed than the rest but doesn’t suit her at all.
Sydney: outfit could be a bit more exciting, but the lines are good for her figure. She does a weird thing where she kind of tucks or flips her shorts up before a squat and the cameraman does an extensive creepshot (not pictured). Her dancing is better than her outfit.
Ashley: Shirlene does not look convinced. The lizard-man superhero poison ivy thing she’s chosen to saddle herself with is awful. The dancing and cape use are good if you absolutely must have a cape.
Moesha: the wig makes it and cutting the jacket was a mistake. Whichever wardrobe fag made those pants should ashamed, they are inches too small at the waist. Actually, she looks like Fergie. But she dances, with zero insane facial expressions, like she’s attained transcendence. So quite a milestone.
First frame, if you didn’t know anything at all…
So from a distance it looks like funhouse mirror 80s call girl, but up close I’m getting a slight Flintstones vibe with the print and single shoulder.
Trust the tranny to take it too far.
Group dance. Pay careful attention, there's a quiz at the end.
…Did you spot it?
Jayla goes ass over toob but recovers composure (I won't say 'gracefully'). The show treats us to drone footage.
LIzzo calls it ‘the most impressive get-back-up I’ve ever seen’. Could there possibly be any small reason why Jayla might have an advantrage there I wonder?
Talking to a medic, Jayla rates the pain a 6. Background woman gives off terf. Medic treats by zipping Jayla back into the boot and giving pain meds. That doesn’t sound right, right?
Back to judging. Lizzo performs her daily public body rub. She says the name of the singer judge again, but I still can’t catch it properly so ?Zizza it stays.
LIzzo calls on Jasmine first and she damn near poops with excitement. Jasmine says she feels most understood in her stage persona, because she’s a big personality and has butted heads with several others. Lizzo asks how many others. Montage of jasmine being cunty. She describes herself as fierce and unapologetic. Lizzo’s not convinced but Jasmine delusionally doesn’t clock it. Lizzo says ‘there’s a lot to unpack here’.
Jayla: when asked about pain Jayla says it feels like a pulled muscle. Lizzo refers to the massive faceplant as ‘an olympic flip’.
(Note raw edges on Sydney’s shorts and selvedge edge on Ashley’s cape: wardrobe is two fags one sewing machine).
Charity: ?Zizza loves the hair, loves the body-ody-ody, lolls all over the couch. It’s pretty sweet to see how much Charity’s confidence is growing.
Asia: ?Zizza says: 'so fucking bomb, bad and cute'. As a rebuttal, I'd point out that Asia is 22 years old. She loves the glasses: 'sophisticated but also like a little ho'. Lizzo says: when I see you dance I believe you are ready (Asia is easily in the bottom 3 actual dancers). Lizzo's arm melts.
Arianna: Lizzo says 'beautiful technical dancer, now go crazy. I wanna see you get a little sloppy'. Ashley: positive, no comment on the insane persona.
Kiara: Lizzo says: 'sometime you dance a little safe…' but then nah girl, you pulled it out!
Isabel: lizzo says you looked fucking beautiful. ?Zizza asks what’s her sign (Cancer btw). Moesha: Lizzo persistently couldn’t recognize her, loves the transformation, says ‘you look like you’re having a good ass time and you’re doing the fucking work’.
This week's judging criteria will be choreo, stage presence, persona, and ability to work as a group while still remaining individual.
The Juice award goes to ‘the person who’s been growing continuously’, Moesha. She can ruin a wig in no time flat with her spazzing.
100% That Bitch winner will also receive, to help her on her way to success: a trip to NYFW, a shopping spree, plus custom looks by a reality show winner Lizzo describes as a ‘fashion maven’ (hello Tyra Banks). It's Andrea Pitter of Making the cut, not quite Andre Leon Talley but it sounds like a fun prize.
The winner is someone ‘who is done hiding, is crushing it in choreo, and who is fucking fierce'. It’s Kiara, and while that’s a generous description she’s a decent dancer and deserves some recognition.
FINALLY JASMINE'S GETTING CALLED OUT.
Lizzo says a huge house rule is no toxicity. Jasmine: 'I don’t come with toxicity, Lizzo'. Lizzo says 'the culture don’t lie, the people don’t lie, the energy don’t lie'. Continues at length both directly to Jasmine and in confessional: 'can I trust that my grrrls will be building a sisterhood' etc. etc.
IT'S TIME. Please say goodbye to your sisters, because you have to go back. Final check-in on Jasmine’s facial expressions before she goes:
Jasmine confessional: 'I probably did self-sabotage myself this evening, I’m gonna have to live with that decision'.
Fat girl cuddle puddle. ?Zizza has some tough but fair for Jasmine: 'I’ve been that girl... where my attitude be fucked up. But the second I take responsibility for myself, you’d be surprised how much bigger your Ws gonna be’. Lizzo only has to suggest future opportunities for Jasmine to get cocky again.
A final ignominious view of Jasmine.Lizzo tells them to remember they’re still auditioning but to celebrate their success today. Nine continue on in hopes of becoming a Big Grrrl.
Conclusion: my beloved toxic drama queen has gone! Bonne boyage Jasmine. She was truly an excellent hired cow.
Three episodes left to go and we've had the first elimination since ep 1. I wonder if this will spark off more (meaning competition's getting stiffer), or there will just be a cull in the final ep (meaning Lizzo lets them stay as long as they aren't egregious cunts).
"This person is... white..."
OMG how infuriating. What gives them the right to commit this horrific crime of being white?
But seriously, what does their race have to do with fucking anything? For a group of people who claim to despise racists, y'all sure do love judging people based on their race.
