Fat Acceptance Movement / Fat Girlcows

Can you even imagine falling down (while walking) and doing that to yourself? Like, normal weight people fall down and at worst they sprain an ankle or knee. Imagine the forces needed to snap bones like that. Someone on FPH did the math on the forces fat people are exposed to when they fall compared to normal people and it wasn't pretty.

You know, I took a spill off my skateboard that caused me to go from standing one second to face-down on the ground the next, and I was able to stand up and shake it off. Sure, the side of my body that hit the ground first was sore as fuck for the next few days, but all I could think that at least I wasn't fat, or I probably would have snapped my neck. They seem as fragile as old people. She was walking on her own two feet and somehow managed to go from that to multiple broken bones? HOW?

Warning, islamic content ahead, via "glitterandlazers". Dude, is that her, uh, vag, or is it like some crazy vag fupa illusion?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BW8ll9dBZMh/?taken-by=glitterandlazers&hl=en

It looks like her vag has its own individual fat sack.. a fupa fupa?
 
So the under 40 but morbidly obese Fat Heffalump took a "spill" and ended up with a fractured tibia and a bunch of other mangled shit. It's amazing to me how they ruin their bodies and can't even do the most basic tasks like walking without disaster striking. In any other time self inflicted injuries like this would thin the herd, teehee.
Fatty, fatty, 2 by 4, can't even walk to the kitchen door!
 
Warning, islamic content ahead, via "glitterandlazers". Dude, is that her, uh, vag, or is it like some crazy vag fupa illusion?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BW8ll9dBZMh/?taken-by=glitterandlazers&hl=en
Woooow she's gotten SO much fatter. This fatty's shtick used to be "I'm a healthy fat!" who did dancing and workouts but was just "naturally big" despite all her activity. She's probably gained 50-75 pounds since I last checked in on her a couple years ago.

Guess she just hasn't hit her set point yet /sneed
 
Beginning of the year she had to start being more active so she was dancing and heavy breathing through her binge shopping (why do these addicts pick up new addictions so easily - food, shopping) because her doctor said she needed it. But don't worry guys, her health problems ARE NOT related to her weight. I had watched her screeching periodically for a few months at that point and that comment paired with her blantant racism really irked me and I got out. Probably has gained 25 more pounds since then. I didn't even know a fupa could have rolls like hers.
 
Beginning of the year she had to start being more active so she was dancing and heavy breathing through her binge shopping (why do these addicts pick up new addictions so easily - food, shopping) because her doctor said she needed it. But don't worry guys, her health problems ARE NOT related to her weight. I had watched her screeching periodically for a few months at that point and that comment paired with her blantant racism really irked me and I got out. Probably has gained 25 more pounds since then. I didn't even know a fupa could have rolls like hers.

There's a lot of good tea on glitterandlazers (Anna O'Brian). You can find her (now deleted) blog posts circa 2014 on the way back machine where she was desperately trying to lose weight and she auditioned for the Biggest Loser: https://web.archive.org/web/20140717105754/http://www.glitterandlazers.com/Blog/

As you mentioned, she slowly gave up on her weight loss goals, (she did actually almost get human sized for a brief moment) before completely giving up and gaining 125-175 lbs on top of the 50lbs or so she lost.

Somewhere around 2015-16 she started transitioning to a "haul" and "bopo" blogger and landed a job working at a Austin based marketing analytics company (the perfect company for a bullshitter) that allowed her to spend inordinate amounts of time and money on clothes and exotic "fat chick destinations" like Jamaica.

The infamous Jamaica video, where she proclaimed that she was "The Kim K of Jamaica" was her best LOLCOW moment to date and led her to "quit forwever" social media (lasted all of one week) and she then made a mea culpa video claiming she witnessed a murder in Jamaica and that is the reason she quit, not the ludicrous video where she demeans black Jamaican men and mistakes their desperation for a green card as genuine interest.

She deleted the original video but here's the "I'm quitting social media" cryface followup:

Since then she's only doubled down on her social media fame thirst, starting to do sponsored hauls and the classic FA "in the dressing room" vids. She got called out for misleading her viewers about sizing and had to issue another apology video.

As mentioned she pretends to excercise, but at her size there's no way she does anything but a slow job for 500 ft and some stretching. Here's a ludicrously sped up video she did for a chub rub company:

The distinguishing feature of most LOLCOWS is of course a complete lack of self awareness and the best moments are when Anna interprets someone making fun of her as a compliment. In her latest video she knocked a table over at a restaurant with her ass and an employee (presumably black from her stereotypical description of said employee) started slow clapping while repeating "that ass" and it went completely over her head that the employee was laughing at her, not with her.

There's a lot of great stuff on her youtube for those interested, the "how I became cruise famous" is a good starting point for how insane an opinion she has of herself:
 
Beginning of the year she had to start being more active so she was dancing and heavy breathing through her binge shopping (why do these addicts pick up new addictions so easily - food, shopping) because her doctor said she needed it. But don't worry guys, her health problems ARE NOT related to her weight. I had watched her screeching periodically for a few months at that point and that comment paired with her blantant racism really irked me and I got out. Probably has gained 25 more pounds since then. I didn't even know a fupa could have rolls like hers.
It's always the unhealthy, instant gratification, easy to do addictions too. They never get addicted to things like hiking or calculus.
 
I'm so sorry. Islamic ratings only, please.
 

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There's a lot of good tea on glitterandlazers (Anna O'Brian). You can find her (now deleted) blog posts circa 2014 on the way back machine where she was desperately trying to lose weight and she auditioned for the Biggest Loser: https://web.archive.org/web/20140717105754/http://www.glitterandlazers.com/Blog/

As you mentioned, she slowly gave up on her weight loss goals, (she did actually almost get human sized for a brief moment) before completely giving up and gaining 125-175 lbs on top of the 50lbs or so she lost.

Somewhere around 2015-16 she started transitioning to a "haul" and "bopo" blogger and landed a job working at a Austin based marketing analytics company (the perfect company for a bullshitter) that allowed her to spend inordinate amounts of time and money on clothes and exotic "fat chick destinations" like Jamaica.

The infamous Jamaica video, where she proclaimed that she was "The Kim K of Jamaica" was her best LOLCOW moment to date and led her to "quit forwever" social media (lasted all of one week) and she then made a mea culpa video claiming she witnessed a murder in Jamaica and that is the reason she quit, not the ludicrous video where she demeans black Jamaican men and mistakes their desperation for a green card as genuine interest.

She deleted the original video but here's the "I'm quitting social media" cryface followup:

Since then she's only doubled down on her social media fame thirst, starting to do sponsored hauls and the classic FA "in the dressing room" vids. She got called out for misleading her viewers about sizing and had to issue another apology video.

As mentioned she pretends to excercise, but at her size there's no way she does anything but a slow job for 500 ft and some stretching. Here's a ludicrously sped up video she did for a chub rub company:

The distinguishing feature of most LOLCOWS is of course a complete lack of self awareness and the best moments are when Anna interprets someone making fun of her as a compliment. In her latest video she knocked a table over at a restaurant with her ass and an employee (presumably black from her stereotypical description of said employee) started slow clapping while repeating "that ass" and it went completely over her head that the employee was laughing at her, not with her.

There's a lot of great stuff on her youtube for those interested, the "how I became cruise famous" is a good starting point for how insane an opinion she has of herself:
She's putting so much pressure on her knees by jogging at that weight.
 
There's a lot of good tea on glitterandlazers (Anna O'Brian). You can find her (now deleted) blog posts circa 2014 on the way back machine where she was desperately trying to lose weight and she auditioned for the Biggest Loser: https://web.archive.org/web/20140717105754/http://www.glitterandlazers.com/Blog/

As you mentioned, she slowly gave up on her weight loss goals, (she did actually almost get human sized for a brief moment) before completely giving up and gaining 125-175 lbs on top of the 50lbs or so she lost.

Somewhere around 2015-16 she started transitioning to a "haul" and "bopo" blogger and landed a job working at a Austin based marketing analytics company (the perfect company for a bullshitter) that allowed her to spend inordinate amounts of time and money on clothes and exotic "fat chick destinations" like Jamaica.

The infamous Jamaica video, where she proclaimed that she was "The Kim K of Jamaica" was her best LOLCOW moment to date and led her to "quit forwever" social media (lasted all of one week) and she then made a mea culpa video claiming she witnessed a murder in Jamaica and that is the reason she quit, not the ludicrous video where she demeans black Jamaican men and mistakes their desperation for a green card as genuine interest.

She deleted the original video but here's the "I'm quitting social media" cryface followup:

Since then she's only doubled down on her social media fame thirst, starting to do sponsored hauls and the classic FA "in the dressing room" vids. She got called out for misleading her viewers about sizing and had to issue another apology video.

As mentioned she pretends to excercise, but at her size there's no way she does anything but a slow job for 500 ft and some stretching. Here's a ludicrously sped up video she did for a chub rub company:

The distinguishing feature of most LOLCOWS is of course a complete lack of self awareness and the best moments are when Anna interprets someone making fun of her as a compliment. In her latest video she knocked a table over at a restaurant with her ass and an employee (presumably black from her stereotypical description of said employee) started slow clapping while repeating "that ass" and it went completely over her head that the employee was laughing at her, not with her.

There's a lot of great stuff on her youtube for those interested, the "how I became cruise famous" is a good starting point for how insane an opinion she has of herself:
Her thighs look like they are about to explode.
 
Here's some pics of ol' "glitterandlazers" from 2015, when she had but a single fupa to her name. She was horrifying even then, but this gives you an idea of how much she's gained in 2 years.
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Here's one of her latest sassy "outfit of the day!!" photos
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