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- Feb 8, 2020
I'm your new dad btw.My mommy's still alive. Too bad she's shacked up with another man. . .
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I'm your new dad btw.My mommy's still alive. Too bad she's shacked up with another man. . .
Then you're a spindlestick man with horrid lung issues. Every time we have sex I expect you to die under me.I'm your new dad btw.
Then you're a spindlestick man with horrid lung issues. Every time we have sex I expect you to die under me.
Oh god, yes! My penis is so turgid. Once I get my claws on you I'm going to force your tongue up my meatus.Maybe you and Satan and your mom should three-way. You like that don't you, Harvey?
OP, come back! Your thread is now just lunatics shitposting! Its completely safe now!
What meatus? My face mole is bigger than it.Oh god, yes! My penis is so turgid. Once I get my claws on you I'm going to force your tongue up my meatus.
The opening of my penis, retard.What meatus? My face mole is bigger than it.
The opening of my penis, retard.
Sorry if late but who exactly is Katy Perry in this thread?No Katy Perry dogkiller is here with her demon spawn cooking in her genitals.
My penis is yuuuuge. We could fit your whole tongue up there.You have one? We're they able to put a stud in it to open up?
Sorry if late but who exactly is Katy Perry in this thread?
My penis is yuuuuge. We could fit your whole tongue up there.
You and me, babe. It's us together against the world.Who's we?
That's a bit cryptic. I hope you and @Maskull are happy together, and that he protects you from the dang dirty trolls.Certainly no one important.
You and me, babe. It's us together against the world.
That's a bit cryptic. I hope you and @Maskull are happy together, and that he protects you from the dang dirty trolls.
I'll protect you, darling.He's the head shit troll, and ask him if I need protecting.
I'll protect you, darling.
During sex?I top them
God, I hope so.During sex?
During sex?