Fat Monkey / 胖猴仔 - Chinese Mukbanger, Grandaddy of Gluttony

[Astro Boy]

gluttony​

(glʌtəni )
UNCOUNTABLE NOUN
Gluttony is the act or habit of eating too much and being greedy.
Gluttony is a deadly sin.

COBUILD Advanced English Dictionary.



Ladies and Gentlemen I give you FAT MONKEY!... the eighth wonder of the world!

If there's one guy who deserves their own thread, it's Fat Monkey. The clock is ticking on this one.

I can't find much information about him since his channel is fairly new starting on April 14 2020 and I don't speak Mandarin. Considering this, his channel has exploded.
402k subs as of writing this and 146,787,466 channel views.
All I know is he seems to be in his 30's possibly 40's, lives in China, has a son and eats a lot of shit to look like shit.

Youtube
Facebook
Friend/Brother's? Youtube

Fat Monkey doesn't seem to have any drama or autistic spergery surrounding him. What makes him such an extraordinary deathfat is not just the sheer amount that he eats, it's the frequency too. Most Mukbang Youtubers may eat a lot in a video but they only upload here and there having many rest days. Mukbangers usually upload twice a month maybe even once a week. Not FM! Every fucking day he uploads. No days off!

To add even more lard to the pot, it's also what he eats too.

The more views he gets the more money he has, the more money he has the more food he can buy, the more food he can buy the more uploads he makes, the more uploads he makes the more views he gets.

He has locked himself in a deadly cycle. Most people might say he won't make it to 50 just by looking at him but because of this new found fame and income that's focused on eating large quantities of fat and salt and sugar and oil. This guy might not even survive 2021. To add him to the deathfat deadpool would be unfair. He easily runs out of breath simply by preparing the food.

Anyway. Hope I've given many of you something new to gawk at.

Cya!

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

"Fat Monkey doesn't seem to have any drama or autistic spergery surrounding him."

Just being a fatass does not a lolcow make.

 

[NerdShamer]

Half-baked, but it's nothing special. You should have posted this to the International Clique if you're desperate for a translation.

 

[Wooden Spoon]

Huh. The Asian equivalent of Simply Sara. She doesn't bring much drama either, but the recipes she makes are something to gawk at. Maybe there is potential?

 

[Astro Boy]

Half-baked, but it's nothing special. You should have posted this to the International Clique if you're desperate for a translation.

Not a bad idea lol.

"Fat Monkey doesn't seem to have any drama or autistic spergery surrounding him."

Just being a fatass does not a lolcow make.

Sure. I get it. But I thought seeing as he's fairly new he may interest people.

I was thinking about making a thread on John Ingles because I haven't seen him on the site. Seeing that he hasn't uploaded in years, the subject matter and the fact I just don't have the heart for it, I didn't.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

Oh well shit, for a second I thought I had stumbled upon another Hamberlynn or Cuntal thread.

 

[Lame Entropy]

But does he chimp out? Does he go on tirades against his audience? Does he respond to/get involved in drama? Is he easily provoked? Does he have any mental illness?
I don't think there's much to discuss here other than "eww look at what a fatass he is".
Edit:
He seems to cook his own food (while being decent at it) and have a social life, that alone puts him a step above the rest of the death fats here.

 

[Margo Martindale]

Probably has a social credit score of -1000, this doesnt make chinas image look good

 

[Lunete]

So he's basically a male hungry fat chick? That alone doesn't necessarily make him a lolcow...

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Wow, a fat bugman.

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