Fat People Admitting They're Fat in the Deathfats Threads Hall of Shame - & we would not have sex with you

[Meiwaku]

There is a phenomenon of people admitting they're fat in the death fats threads. The delusion is this makes them somehow better than (cow) because they're a "good fattie" when in reality you are embarrassing yourself (and it's funny).

Please quote and paste TMI responses in the Death fats board so we can laugh.

Some Examples:

Someone asked her what size she bought. She said "I'm a 3X across the board". I already know nobody believes her but y'all...I am obese. I am 5'5 and at least 100 pounds less than her and there is no way a 3X would fit me from any line like that. Some of the bottoms might but my top half is bigger and I always require a bigger size than that. COME ON.
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Sorry, forgot to add this is about the SavagexFenty lingerie post.

What thrift stores have tons of plus size clothes? I am at least 100 lbs less than her and have never seen clothes even close to my size at thrift stores near me.

From @Mushlover06

Oh and I weighed myself today to see if i too gained 30lbs. I ended up losing a few pounds and i indulged like a motherfucker. yet i just did normal tourist shit and not "daily 8 mile hikes" i guess. hmmm so weird.

Anachans humblebragging they're the size of a prepubescent child are also very fat and unsexworthy:

Hey, Anna, I have trouble finding cute clothes in a size 0 for my tween! Can ya help me?

And by 0, I mean 0. Not 0x, more like size 10 in girls' sizes.

(Yeah, I know, but Imma bitch.)

While this thread was intended for the deathfats sub, I do realize that there's a bunch of people in other places telling everybody in extreme detail how fat they are. These are indeed worthy of being posted however nothing will beat the lol of fat doxing yourself in the fat thread.


(Ideally this thread lives in the Deathfats board.)

 

[Kyle Odom]

Incredible thread idea. Fat Doxxing is the future of making the deathfats board entertaining to non-women.

 

[Meiwaku]

Incredible thread idea. Fat Doxxing is the future of making the deathfats board entertaining to non-women.

I'm a true egalitarian

My intent of course is only for people who are actively admitting that they're fat in a very embarrassing way. I personally do not give a shit if some of you are fat if you keep your tendies in the basket.



....But if you post this on the Kiwi farms telegram chat I am going to laugh at you and call you fat.

 

[*Grunts Softly*]

fat

 

[Psyduck]

Cant wait to watch this thread grow

 

[0 0]

On one hand I'm not certain about our policies regarding threads focused on calling out specific users, on the other hand they're all fatties so I am physically unable to sympathize.

 

[CoolFool]

aww, I've seen a few kiwis do this who I consider good members (Funny, always contributing to the discussion and/or creating content etc), so I would feel bad seeing them get called out.

 

[Red flaming panda]

>Kiwifarms, known for documenting weirdos on the internet
>"HEY GUYS LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOW FUCKING FAT I AM"
Gotta love plain old retardation

 

[Meiwaku]

aww, I've seen a few kiwis do this who I consider good members (Funny, always contributing to the discussion and/or creating content etc), so I would feel bad seeing them get called out.

We are all about forgiveness here. Embarrassing yourself online is something most people inevitably do if you're on for long enough. This is actually a pretty forgiving place to do it.

We can laugh at people but also then laugh with them. None of us are exempt from this.

That's why its a good site.

 

[CoolFool]

We are all about forgiveness here. Embarrassing yourself online is something most people inevitably do if you're on for long enough. This is actually a pretty forgiving place to do it.

We can laugh at people but also then laugh with them. None of us are exempt from this.

That's why its a good site.

Yeah, true. I feel like every kiwi gets neg rated and called autistic at least once, nothing you can really do except accept it and move on. I think it's also a good idea to remind people not to PL too much. Part of what I really like about KF compared to other gossip forums is that the discouragement of power leveling (Outside of threads that call for it obviously), it keeps the threads on track and pointless arguing to a minimal.

That said, I guess it depends on the type of comment. Like there are some comments I read where people mention their weight, but I feel it is on topic and adds to the discussion. I don't think those kinds of comments should be called out tbh.

 

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

Aren't most of the people in the BP older and less computer literate than other areas of KF? I'm not surprised they're handing out information about themselves like candy. Well maybe not candy as they'd eat it.

Fatties reading this need to know that all you need to do is quit eating, it's really that simple.

 

[Shidoen]

I am fat but not deathly, just an unfortunate physique.

 

[eDove]

The fats turn every corner of the Internet they populate into another Facebook. Talking in-depth about your struggles with weight, medical/mental issues, your consciousness of those issues, etc. is Facebook-tier normie bullshit that is beyond embarrassing. I hope this thread invokes shame in the worst of BP users and makes it a funnier place, like it ought to be.

 

[Fag Albert]

im fat

 

[Meiwaku]

I am fat but not deathly, just an unfortunate physique.

Shid...This is not a confessional booth

 

[Shidoen]

Shid...This is not a confessional booth

I know but it’s all in good fun. I hate death fats more than anyone and I’m adding more irony to it.

 

[Kyle Odom]

Shid...This is not a confessional booth

Please don't discourage people from posting their bodies, bodyfat percentage and BMI number. Important data must be gathered.

Can someone find the most recent weigh in of user Null? I'm aware he's quite high on the BMI scale but I want to be specific.

 

[Cats]

I'm fat around the Penile Shaft area of my body

 

[Shidoen]

Keep the juicy lolcow meat and burn the fat.

 

[The Backwards Man]

my dick is fat, your mom told me when it was inside her.