Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

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I was trying to think of ways to put it in perspective how mind blowingly cringe her entire description of the "hike" was and I'm still struggling. What she did is what anybody under 300lbs would consider a leisurely stroll. Even a "bigger gorl" sitting somewhere around 250 could walk 3.8 miles, on a mostly flat trail, and not describe it like a 10 mile, 5000 foot gain goat trail that even an ultra-marathoner would have some trouble with at parts. Have you ever walked the loop at central park? That's basically what this trail is, except maybe with a little added heat thrown in. Any trail that is labelled "easy" is not a hike. It's a walk. That's just how it is in the hiking world. It's the introduction to getting out and about. How anybody could not bust out laughing when she said, straight faced, that she was near death a quarter of a mile from the parking lot is beyond my comprehension. And then, the diet mountain dew! It's like a caricature, right, this is satire? Her description of the sand, "it's not beach sand, it sinks beneath you": what? It's desert sand in the mountain west. It's not a fucking sand dune it's hard packed mostly and you're usually walking on water runoff zones that pack it down even harder and make it similar to concrete.

Then there is the whole usage of "we" where she is implying she's with someone and yet simultanously is all alone. "We started in Moab, then WE went to other parts of Utah". Dude, the "we" is Anna and her poor mutt. The shots are all setup from her tripod. There is nobody!
C'mon, the whole thing is hilarious. Think about that boss little 4-year-old being like "that was fun, mommy!" as she skips back to the parking lot.

And then there's Anna, literally curled up under a tree 400 yards from the end of the trail, wailing and tantruming because she's convinced that she's dying of thirst and she can't! walk! one! step! further! and her dog is going to run away and be adopted by some nice kind family while her bones bleach slowly in the hot, hot sun.

lol.
 
We're taught to walk dogs at dawn during heatwaves because they can burn their paws on hot pavements. Isn't it the same when walking a dog on a rocky path in a desert in the summer? Poor Data.

I felt so much second-hand embarrassment watching this video. You would think she went through the hardships of Reinhold Messner from the way she talks about this easy hike that "almost killed her". She was probably close enough to other hikers to shout for help at any time.
 
C'mon, the whole thing is hilarious. Think about that boss little 4-year-old being like "that was fun, mommy!" as she skips back to the parking lot.

And then there's Anna, literally curled up under a tree 400 yards from the end of the trail, wailing and tantruming because she's convinced that she's dying of thirst and she can't! walk! one! step! further! and her dog is going to run away and be adopted by some nice kind family while her bones bleach slowly in the hot, hot sun.

lol.
If she died in the sun they'd need to call in Greenpeace to clean up the oil spill.
 
i'd have a lot more respect for anna if instead of doing hauls from fast fashion places or target, she did some thrift videos. tons of thrift stores have plus size stuff, even more so than straight size clothing. or if she can't go out to a store, buy on an online thrift store like depop. buying second hand is good for the environment and prevents clothes ending up in landfills.

What thrift stores have tons of plus size clothes? I am at least 100 lbs less than her and have never seen clothes even close to my size at thrift stores near me.
 
Combing through her old vids, I totally forgot she put this together: "women who work look book". Turns out Anna and Wu both have some odd ideas of what is appropriate work attire:

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I don't think she thought this video through. She wanted to make something really click-baity to get those shekels and didn't stop to think about how pathetic she sounds or that anyone would "fact check" that trail to see how difficult it is (or isn't). Anna's whole schtick is how happy, healthy and active she is being grotesquely fat and all that video did was prove how miserable and difficult her life really is. And what is it with fatties just having to drink soda first thing in the morning? Ever heard of coffee, bitch? The high caffeine content acts like an appetite suppressant too.
Sadly she has way to many commenters that beleive it. Speaks volumes how stupid people are lately.
 
Combing through her old vids, I totally forgot she put this together: "women who work look book". Turns out Anna and Wu both have some odd ideas of what is appropriate work attire:


The first look reminds me of someone trying to dress like a French maid, but then needed to go to a rave afterwards (hence the yellow leggings).

The second look, the ‘CEO’, looks like something you’d see at a club. I can’t think of any job that would find this appropriate. Showing your midsection and bra isn’t something that coworkers, managers, and higher ups would appreciate.
 
And what is it with fatties just having to drink soda first thing in the morning? Ever heard of coffee, bitch? The high caffeine content acts like an appetite suppressant too.

I doubt Anna- or any of the deathfats- opt for a nice espresso or a good cup of coffee, with even a splash of milk. No, their palates are too deadened by years of abuse to accept any sugar sludge off the Starbucks menu with less than 500 calories.
 
May turn out I do have a soul, because my heart goes out to Anna a tiny bit. The whole, " I have to save myself..." Is she talking about trying to lose weight? She got a lot of shit for admitting weight loss, and here she is telling a story about how utterly pathetic her physical health is. Is it deliberate?

Even if it is at least somewhat deliberate, it's obvious that she is hilariously unaware of how truly bad her condition is.

She starts out with, "I know you see the hair and makeup and jewelry and think, 'she likes to hike?'" Yeah, it's because she's made up at the moment, not because she's a land whale.

Then she talks like a hardcore experienced hiker, but about going a couple miles up a slight incline. She says to really experience nature and the views you have to go "a couple miles" in, which shows she's done shit for hiking. It's like each mile is a 5k to her.

I skipped a lot because this bitch talks way too much. It's obvious she doesn't have many real life conversations. I started skipping after she felt the need to explain a desert to the viewer. Did you know it's crazy hot during the day and surprisingly cool at night?!

So I skipped around through her getting lost and supposedly off trail, then back on trail. To her great relief, because now she'll surely have time to get back before it's too hot. But, instead of hurrying on her way, she stops to take her shirt off and snap a few pics. "Might as well get a tan!" She says. She quickly takes it back, "Don't worry, I was wearing sunblock." Cuts to pic of her clearly tanned.

I think this video might be my favorite Anna moment.
 
Combing through her old vids, I totally forgot she put this together: "women who work look book". Turns out Anna and Wu both have some odd ideas of what is appropriate work attire:


Can you imagine walking into a meeting and your CEO is 400 pounds and wearing a see though top and bright blue leggings wanting to be taken seriously? In what office is this appropriate? Holy shit. Lol
 
Or the vid of her crawling 1/4 of a mile to her car. That part of the video actually had me laughing so hard the image it put into my head.
It's been discussed here (and other threads) that fatties that pretend to be athletic are putting not only themselves, but others at risk. If they get stuck somewhere, there's a good possibility of injuring rescue workers trying to move them. Or they'd need special and expensive equipment to deal with it.

Anna finally gets into a situation like that... and it's a quarter mile from her car! If she had called for help, they would've just rolled her ass to the parking lot.

What are the odds she actually had a heart attack? The symptoms she described could go either way. She didn't go to a doctor, she just called a friend. I wonder if the friend told her, dude, you should probably see a doctor. Or she downplayed the symptoms when asking for advice. (...Or the friend is google.) I could see her just powering through a heart attack to avoid some asshole doctor suggesting it has to do with her weight.
 
Anna got herself a classic case of heat exhaustion. Her body overheated and she got dehydrated which is really easy in desert heat for normal people and twice as easy for someone her size. Not shocked she was sick the next day either. That was her body reacting to the adrenaline and sending all thte blood away from her gut, causing everything inside her to flee for the exit.

Doesn't matter how short the trail was, the sun was clearly too much for her out there and she was a fool to be out there alone in midsummer, with a bloody dog. She's desperately unfit, so will sweat profusely and lose insane amounts of water quickly which needed replacing in amounts larger han she was carrying, is so fat regulating her body temperaure will be harder for her than most women her age (lard insulates, and impedes circulation) and any length of walk for her under those conditions is really beyond her.

Desert heat is actually no joke, especially to those vulnerable to heat illnesses - the old, the sick and the morbidly obese. She's right abou how you don't realize you're dehydrating because you don't feel so sweaty as it evaporates off you instantly in the insane dryness. Hell, you can put down multiple litres of water in the space of a couple of hours and not even need to piss once. Throw in being under-prepared with not enough water and the wrong clothes and she was a walking disaster zone. She should have had a light-coloured, broad-brimmed hat (entering a desertt wihout a hat or head covering is fucking stupid as hell) and loose clothes, not stupid tight gym-wear ffs. There's a reason oudoor gear isn't sexy, and that's because it needs to serve important protective purposes distinct from looking kewl and fashion forward. I'm surprised she only got heat exhaustion. She could have had a heart attack out there and that would have been the end of her. Or progressed to heat stroke, which also would have ended her and again, her dog by proxy.

I'm slighly annoyed at her 'lesson' in all this being she could survive. Yes, well, obviously, as she's still here to make a video about it. What she should have learned is not to overchallenge herself for social media material (I wonder how much time she wasted standing in the heat, sun beating down on her head, setting up her tripod and taking photos?), that the great oudoors is way more challenging than a bloody treadmill and that she could have actually have lost her life and killed her poor dog through her own hubris and stupidity. Oh, and that you need to prepare better, understand risks more, and not drag dogs along on your unsuitable adventures.

Can you imagine her collapsing and some poor sod finding her? They wouldn't have been able to move her, carry her back, put her in shade or the recovery position, anything, although doubtless some heroic bastard would have tried and got himor herself a hernia. She'd need pro rescue, maybe a helicopter. That's if she were found at all before croaking. Seems not many people were as stupid as her to be out there in that kind of insane heat.

Oh and it bugged me when she explained he desert gets colder at night. Like it was some major newsflash. Like she doesn't understand how the earh rotates away from that huge firey thing in the sky and naturally gets cooler. She's so ignorant, for someone who boasts aboutt travelling so much. It's clear the great outdoors was never in her wheelhouse.
 
Oh and it bugged me when she explained he desert gets colder at night. Like it was some major newsflash. Like she doesn't understand how the earh rotates away from that huge firey thing in the sky and naturally gets cooler. She's so ignorant, for someone who boasts aboutt travelling so much. It's clear the great outdoors was never in her wheelhouse.
All of this is so spot on
I was also super surprised that she didn’t have a hat, if nothing else than for sun protection. Like Anna..you’re a fair skinned white woman, no sunscreen is going to stay on and be effective when you’re sweating bullets in the sun
 
All of this is so spot on
I was also super surprised that she didn’t have a hat, if nothing else than for sun protection. Like Anna..you’re a fair skinned white woman, no sunscreen is going to stay on and be effective when you’re sweating bullets in the sun

Anna is big time into tanning. She does it every year. She smokes, drinks heavily, uses Mountain Dew as a replacement for water, and spends a lot of time in the sun without sun protection. Obesity aside, no fucking wonder she looks so haggard and has those deep forehead wrinkles.
 
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