Father's day is this weekend

[holyhandgrenade]

Your dad fucked your mom and made you.

 

[dramamine]

oh fuck i didnt think about that i have to kill my dad now

 

[Vect]

Time for a family movie night!

 

[ShamefurDispray]

Why would he create such a mistake???

 

[holyhandgrenade]

oh fuck i didnt think about that i have to kill my dad now

that motherfucker deserves it

Time for a family movie night!

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same bro same

 

[#FF0000]

Your dad fucked your mom and made you.

No vid no did

 

[Pissmaster]

I was an accident

 

[holyhandgrenade]

No vid no did

Ask him he's probably got it stashed away

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Celebrate it by being white

 

[Jason Wynn]

Sorry, but my birth was immaculate conception.

 

[Giant Kozaky]

na, its september 1st

 

[Monolith]

He doesn't know this, but it was actually my uncle who did it.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

It's a tough life.

 

[PrimeRadiant]

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Sorry, but my birth was immaculate conception.

Unfortunately the Immaculate Conception applies to Mary, not Jesus, so she still had a biological father.

Speaking of which, thank you for reminding me. For some reason I thought it was next Sunday.

 

[Pedophobe]

I was an accident

Your dad was just getting out of the bathtub when he slipped and fell in your mom?

 

[Gutpuke]

I was an accident

I was a mistake

 

[Towoman]

does celebrating fathers day as dude make u gay?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

does celebrating fathers day as dude make u gay?

Yes, just like having sex with women according to Nicholas J. Fuentes.

 

[Xenomorph]

My Dad can't impregnate a corpse, silly.