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Salto said:I Be Bobby Boulders said:
You don't think the Reaper gave him a visit?
No, of course not.
Fatman will be back. There still needs to be a 2014 fat shakeup.
Inactive Fatman retired for good. :/
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No, of course not.
Fatman will be back. There still needs to be a 2014 fat shakeup.
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Salto said:I Be Bobby Boulders said:
You don't think the Reaper gave him a visit?
I dunno. I don't want to be pessimistic, but it seems like the cards are stacked against him:
* Umoxi (Fatman's "manager" and apparent RL friend) made the decision to take down the channel. Fatman's been through tons of retirements, family issues and medical scares before, and that didn't affect the channel at all.
* Every single time he retired for penis-in-a-vagina-real the FatmanMirrorsAgain channel would stay up, and all of the videos would remain untouched.
* Fatman was/is mentally ill, having Schizoaffective disorder and dealing with it his entire life.
* The dude was well over 400 pounds.
* Fatman had diabetes which he frequently ignored. In later videos he demonstrated the medicine he had to take, including Byetta injections.
* In later videos, Fatman's father got increasingly angrier at him for making videos; appearing (off-camera) yelling at Fatman in what seemed like every other video.
My three guesses are that Fatman was finally institutionalized, Fatman's father finally forced him off the internet for good, or Fatman died.
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I Be Bobby Boulders said:Salto said:I Be Bobby Boulders said:
You don't think the Reaper gave him a visit?
I dunno. I don't want to be pessimistic, but it seems like the cards are stacked against him:
* Umoxi (Fatman's "manager" and apparent RL friend) made the decision to take down the channel. Fatman's been through tons of retirements, family issues and medical scares before, and that didn't affect the channel at all.
* Every single time he retired for penis-in-a-vagina-real the FatmanMirrorsAgain channel would stay up, and all of the videos would remain untouched.
* Fatman was/is mentally ill, having Schizoaffective disorder and dealing with it his entire life.
* The dude was well over 400 pounds.
* Fatman had diabetes which he frequently ignored. In later videos he demonstrated the medicine he had to take, including Byetta injections.
* In later videos, Fatman's father got increasingly angrier at him for making videos; appearing (off-camera) yelling at Fatman in what seemed like every other video.
My three guesses are that Fatman was finally institutionalized, Fatman's father finally forced him off the internet for good, or Fatman died.
Here's hoping it's the former.
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Maybe he ate himself, like Pizza the Hutt.
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bungholio said:I thought you were going to say he died.
Yeah with all of this bad lolcow related news here recently I was preparing for the worst.
But
at least he won't be online making an ass of himself for the whole world to see. Fatman's biggest problem really was that people were still watching him, imo.Edit: Thats what I get for posting before I read the entire thread. Shit, I hope hes okay. I remember that one time he quit and broke into tears talking about how he had to get his life together and get off the internet. I think that was one of the few times we saw the real Chris. Everything else had been his alter ego "Fatman". It was jarring to watch him be so lucid and gradually drift back into the mists of fatman.
God, I hope this guy is still alive.
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Wait Fatman made a resonse to Chris!?!? Please tell me this is mirrored somewhere.
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So does anyone know for sure what happened to Fat Man? I'm going to try and search public records for "Christopher Paul Whitney" later to see if he died or if anything else horrible happened to Fat Man, just to see if I can find out what actually happened here. I really hope he didn't die, since to be TRUE and HONEST, Fat Man was one of the few LOLcows who I thought was fucking hilarious yet at the same time not a completely unlikeable fuckhead like CWC.
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@Huntin' Slash are the rumors true that Fatman was institutionalized for stealing $30,000 from his father and spending it on lotto tickets?
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I thought you were going to say he died.
Same. Don't scare me like that, assholes. Where would we be without our favorite batshit insane tub of lard?
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I hope he comes back for 2016 folks
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FAT SHAKE UP 2016-2017
*in my dreams*
There are rumors that the delay of the 2016 shake up is because he wants even more gains and he's busy eating so that we folks will have maximum enjoyment
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There are rumors that the delay of the 2016 shake up is because he wants even more gains and he's busy eating so that we folks will have maximum enjoyment
I know I'll enjoy it.
When he inevitably gets back from retirement/whatever mental asylum he got thrown into I know which thread I'm going to necrobump <3
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Fuck I miss Fatman, I love how he is so jolly about destroying his life, he is like the kid on the playground who does gross shit, like eat bugs, for attention.
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Thread headline could also be about Kevin Smith not making movies anymore tbh
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2016 Kevin Smith wishes he was as respected as 2016 Christopher Paul Whitney.
Tim Schafer takes better care of his reputation.