Favorite Chris call?

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Another vote for the father call. I believe it was the first call I sat all the way through. Absolute brilliance. The ABL calls are a close second as well.
 
The father call is the best, but I can barely stand to sit through the whole thing.
 
SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE

http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/SHOWDOWN:_The_TRUE_CWC_Confronts_The_FAKE

"IF YOU DO NOT COME CLEAN RIGHT NOW, I AM GOING TO GET MY FATHER IN ON THIS FURTHER, AND YOU ARE GOING TO GET FUCKING ARRESTED, THROWN IN JAIL, AND YOU WILL NOT GET TO LIVE THE PEACEFUL, HAPPY LIFE THAT KACEY AND I WOULD LIKE [voice cracks] YOU TO LIVE, BECAUSE KACEY REALLY CARES FOR YOU, MAN"

Kacey and Liquid Call has some great moments too.
 
Alec: You know Chris, we don't choose our names.
Favorite line from the Alec calls. I think those are my favorite because Alec keeps his composure do well in the face of Chris' bullshit.

The Lars call cracks me up, especially toward the end when Chris goes full-homeboy. I know everyone talks shit about the Kacey calls, but her horror when Chris tells her he donated blood is hilarious.
 
Father Call, of course, and ABL calls. Also the call before the final Kacey call, when Liquid comes home. Chris brings Bob in to defend him or something and Bob has absolutely no idea what the hell is going on.

Typical Chris.
 
I trouble with the Kacey calls is well, Kacey. I can't stand her voice or her missed opportunities.

IMHO she just wasn't as good at handling Chris as she thought she was. Too many times she shut him down just when he was getting worked up.

As to my favorite; it's the Father call hands down. So many classic cwcisms, Matt deserves a day time Emmy award for keeping Chris off kilter and talking for 2 hours.
 
Definitely the Father Call and Alec ones. I often listen to the Father Call during long drives.
 
The Father Call, along with any of the ABL Calls and Liquid are always hilarious to me. Some of the Kacey Calls are funny, but not quite at the level of the other three. As for Mumble, I found the DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS reveal to be entertaining.
 
The phone call I made with Chris is pretty entertaining, since him and I are more or less the same when it comes to social sensibilities. Sorta like two walruses questioning each other on who is stupider. The only reason I hoard it is because of this forums strict No Trolling Plans rule, and everyone around here would consider the basic act of calling and successfully speaking to Chris to be trolling, I just keep it around for my own enjoyment.

Of course, I'm just lying. Seriously? I hate communicating over the telephone. I'd never sit for 2 hours interviewing Chris, my whole family would later confront me on what this call was about and they wouldn't understand.

:julay:
 
There is a certain call that I remember between ABL and Chris that I remember all too well. It involved talking about how Chris believes that in an alternate universe, there really is a Toontown. That happens to be my favorite, considering it made Chris look even crazier than usual.
 
First are foremost has to be the Father Call. I listen to it while I'm at work at least once a week. It's essentially the perfect dissection of nearly everything that makes Chris so damned insufferable.

Next would be the first couple and final ABL calls, highlighting on how incredibly naive Chris is to believe something like ToonTown actually existing, and how he just doesn't understand the mere concept of personal responsibility or accountability.

Finally would be the final Kacey call. I occasionally go through the Kacey call library, but the final one is great just for the last ten minutes where she verbally nails Chris to a wall and pretty much covers what I imagine every woman he ever creeped on would like to say to his smug gob.
 
I also enjoy the Julie Reveals Herself call and its prelude, if only because it shows there are far worse people in this world than Chris, and is probably the only time I've legitimately felt sorry for him (besides his house burning down)
 
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