Favorite Chris Moments

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Mariposa Electrique said:
I don't know exactly where it is, but it was something along the line of Chris tweeting me referring to my username here on the farms that he's watching me.
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Did he look something like this:

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OJ Simpson said:
When Alec calls Chris out on saying "quote-unquote fanmail" in his apology video, Chris says he didn't mean it, then Alec retorts: "Well, then why did you say it?". The tone in Alec's voice gets me, you can tell by that point he was just completely fed up with Chris' bullshit.
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You know the sad thing is that to me Alec was civil the entire time despite Chris' incredibly insulting and childish behavior. Honestly Alec's comics weren't even as insulting as the shit Clyde and Blue Spike did to Chris. I thought they were genuinely funny and honestly provided some real on point criticism of what Chris could change to better himself. Chris needs to stop being a victim and take control of his life, stop using the bible to justify his hate for butt pirates when he is now squarely violating some serious biblical laws (hiring hookers, sloth, greed, gluttony, cross dressing is a big no no in the bible) so he has little room to talk about that.
 
Maxliam said:
You know the sad thing is that to me Alec was civil the entire time despite Chris' incredibly insulting and childish behavior. Honestly Alec's comics weren't even as insulting as the shit Clyde and Blue Spike did to Chris. I thought they were genuinely funny and honestly provided some real on point criticism of what Chris could change to better himself. Chris needs to stop being a victim and take control of his life, stop using the bible to justify his hate for butt pirates when he is now squarely violating some serious biblical laws (hiring hookers, sloth, greed, gluttony, cross dressing is a big no no in the bible) so he has little room to talk about that.
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Oh there's more than enough to dissect about Chris in that one phone call, let alone the whole ABL saga and everything else. Alec was, imo, the most kind person to Chris throughout that particular era in terms of actually trying to be helpful, and had no nefarious or ulterior motives and actually just wanted Chris to look in a mirror, then Chris turns around and just completely disrespects him at every turn. Typical Chris, really. A complete jackass of a human being.
 
Maxliam said:
You know the sad thing is that to me Alec was civil the entire time despite Chris' incredibly insulting and childish behavior. Honestly Alec's comics weren't even as insulting as the shit Clyde and Blue Spike did to Chris. I thought they were genuinely funny and honestly provided some real on point criticism of what Chris could change to better himself. Chris needs to stop being a victim and take control of his life, stop using the bible to justify his hate for butt pirates when he is now squarely violating some serious biblical laws (hiring hookers, sloth, greed, gluttony, cross dressing is a big no no in the bible) so he has little room to talk about that.
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It’s funny. Alec is tied for my favorite troll with Liquid Chris, but I’ve never read Asperchu. Now you got me interested.

The Alec calls are my absolute favorite piece of media with Chris that I listen to whenever I need a pick-me-up. Maybe actually reading the comics will give me a deeper appreciation for Alec.
 
OJ Simpson said:
Oh there's more than enough to dissect about Chris in that one phone call, let alone the whole ABL saga and everything else. Alec was, imo, the most kind person to Chris throughout that particular era in terms of actually trying to be helpful, and had no nefarious or ulterior motives and actually just wanted Chris to look in a mirror, then Chris turns around and just completely disrespects him at every turn. Typical Chris, really. A complete jackass of a human being.
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I wonder if there is on some level of Chris a self-awareness of how he's a shitty person because of the things he does, not what has been done to him. Honestly what Alec did in those comics was pretty mild compared to the mean-spirited shit that Clyde and Blue Spike did. Alec at no point tried to have Chris shove a medallion up his ass or tell him to burn his house down. He didn't trick Chris with a fake girl and manipulate him. He just trolled him enough to talk to Chris and then was very honest about his shortcomings and the shit Chris should apologize for it.

Chris pretty much showed that with it and the Matt call that no matter how hard the sledgehammer of Reality slams against him, he'll not budge.

That's what makes me wonder if there is some level that he realizes he is the cause of his shitty circumstances in life.

Bardle-B Jones said:
It’s funny. Alec is tied for my favorite troll with Liquid Chris, but I’ve never read Asperchu. Now you got me interested.

The Alec calls are my absolute favorite piece of media with Chris that I listen to whenever I need a pick-me-up. Maybe actually reading the comics will give me a deeper appreciation for Alec.
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They're what I would consider a genuine parody and actually really hilarious because if Chris would actually understand what was being said in them, he'd realize that he is the root cause of all his problems. Liquid Chris still makes me laugh with the fact he is almost dead on the way he does Chris' voice. The "Gone" video that was based on that scene from the Dark Knight still has me laughing whenever I watch it now and then.
 
Maxliam said:
I wonder if there is on some level of Chris a self-awareness of how he's a shitty person because of the things he does, not what has been done to him. Honestly what Alec did in those comics was pretty mild compared to the mean-spirited shit that Clyde and Blue Spike did. Alec at no point tried to have Chris shove a medallion up his ass or tell him to burn his house down. He didn't trick Chris with a fake girl and manipulate him. He just trolled him enough to talk to Chris and then was very honest about his shortcomings and the shit Chris should apologize for it.

Chris pretty much showed that with it and the Matt call that no matter how hard the sledgehammer of Reality slams against him, he'll not budge.

That's what makes me wonder if there is some level that he realizes he is the cause of his shitty circumstances in life.


They're what I would consider a genuine parody and actually really hilarious because if Chris would actually understand what was being said in them, he'd realize that he is the root cause of all his problems. Liquid Chris still makes me laugh with the fact he is almost dead on the way he does Chris' voice. The "Gone" video that was based on that scene from the Dark Knight still has me laughing whenever I watch it now and then.
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Alec was awesome. Civil, nice and easy to listen too. Chris is his usual self, an asshole.

I think my underrated moment is his time spent at The University of Virginia trying to attract "woman". The students probably had no idea what to think of him. Well, mainly the women. I know enough men who are students that fit the Chris profile that they'd probably see him as an ally.
 
Mason Verger said:
Chris in early tomgirl form must’ve been horrifying to him. Chris looks like absolute shit now of course, but when he was first experimenting with trooning it leaned more towards serial killer drag queen than autistic transgender. Look at that outfit in that video, it makes his current attire look down right subdued. And he’s mostly stopped slathering himself in poorly applied clown makeup:
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Damn, Chris can pull off a good Sander Cohen's look
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Believing that his manboobs have anime physics, he made a store worker measure them for a sports bra. (That poor worker.) Then he later did an autism video wearing a sports bra and saw nothing wrong with it.
 
Mariposa Electrique said:
That time Chris tried to hit on me over twitter. That deserves its own article.
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"Magi-Chan te está viendo Mariposa Electrique!" -
- CWCSonichu 9:19 PM · Oct 24, 2018

It's pretty creepy, for Christian to single a farmer out by name, especially a woman. Has he done that in the past, mentioned a particular member of KF that he had no previous interaction with?
 
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During the embargo videos, when he put on his weird faux-British accent. Gets me every time
 
TalmudSperg said:
"Magi-Chan te está viendo Mariposa Electrique!" -
- CWCSonichu 9:19 PM · Oct 24, 2018

It's pretty creepy, for Christian to single a farmer out by name, especially a woman. Has he done that in the past, mentioned a particular member of KF that he had no previous interaction with?
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He once claimed to be viewing the CWCki Forums through @Trombonista's account

She then revealed herself to be his sweetheart from the ground up
 
Argh My Cigar said:
Just him and the hambeast. Her flipping him off and him acting like a deer in headlights when their photo was taken together was fucking gold.
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i have not heard of this, when did this happen, and does anyone have the photo?

Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Fridays After Five

Can you imagine the gold mine this was?

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Lets not forget the "Fun and Flirty Man Zone" attraction sign he brought along the one time.
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i cannot express how much this terrifies me
 
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