Favorite Chris Moments

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I am shocked nobody brought up the entire GameStop incident yet.

Not just the fact that he did it. Why he did it, and the widespread coverage it got still has me in tears every time I think about it.
 
Well!
Pretty much the whole Liquid Chris Saga
Video of Chris drinking his semen with a Fanta chaser
I'm cutting it down!
Man in the Pickle Suit
Chris' take on Cake Farts
'Stephanie Bustcakes' dancing to Fuck the Pain Away
The 'unclit'
Neo vagina
Him burning his parents house down
His meltdown at the con
'Curse ye hamayha'
 
I don’t remember if it was Alec of Liquid he was addressing but the “DIIIIIIIIEEEEE YOUU!” always gets me.

That and the video where he dresses up as Clyde with a shirt that says “I got what I deserve” and then proceeds to yell “Kill me! KILL ME NOW!”
 
Not really a specific moment but I’ve always thought it was hilarious that the same troll took on three different personas as various galpals and met Chris in public yet he never once questioned why these girls he was meeting all looked alike.
 
Instant_Pot_User said:

That one time he tried to prove himself "stronk" by lifting 12-packs of lemonade and then getting winded halfway a third of the way through. I dunno what it is but it's really funny
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You just KNOW Chris opened up one of those lemonades five seconds after he shut the camera off, only to have it explode in his face.

Chris looks surprisingly slim here, for a guy who keeps 24 cans of lemonade on hand.
 
Jasonfan89 said:
Bronycon 2019, it was such a delight shadowing him plus to this very day I swear he lost it when a couple proposed on stage during that gala they held at it. Long story
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Tell me more.

Instant_Pot_User said:
Someday a sociologist will study what the fuck happened to Chris, how he transformed from naïve but well-intentioned(?) manchild to full on pedal-to-the-metal fucking crazy
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I know there's an official document about his speech impediment. Makes me wonder why doesn't Chris just have himself viewed like the elephant man.
 
Instant_Pot_User said:
That means acknowledging he has a problem, and that is verboten for Chris.
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Still, though, if a sociologist wanted to write a paper on Chris, wouldn't he be more likely do so because of his attention getting ego? Maybe a video analysis, cause Chris always likes to be on camera.
 
Hogar Grupal said:
Tell me more..
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Someone on stage at the grand galloping gala dressed as Loki proposed to his g on stage in front of everyone (she was dressed as some blue dragon from the pony show chris loves) I saw chris looking at them an i swear you could pinpoint the second his heart ripped in half. Oh man i wish i had been recording it. the irony being that a couple of ponyfags found love that night when chris had lost every chance at love he ever had or completely blew them by being a total jackass to every girl he ever got even remotely friendly with
 
Jasonfan89 said:
Someone on stage at the grand galloping gala dressed as Loki proposed to his g on stage in front of everyone (she was dressed as some blue dragon from the pony show chris loves) I saw chris looking at them an i swear you could pinpoint the second his heart ripped in half. Oh man i wish i had been recording it. the irony being that a couple of ponyfags found love that night when chris had lost every chance at love he ever had or completely blew them by being a total jackass to every girl he ever got even remotely friendly with
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Oh yeah, the Bronycon videos:

2017 Dance


I do recall something like you're talking about though. There's one proposal video where you can see Chris dancing and screaming in the background, but what happened with your story?
 
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Oh yeah, the Bronycon videos:

2017 Dance

https://youtube.com/watch?v=XStjxI2grpA
I do recall something like you're talking about though. There's one proposal video where you can see Chris dancing and screaming in the background, but what happened with your story?
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This happened at the 2019 dance though, I dont think there's much video of it as far as i know, but yeah it was during some kinda intermission or something and some guy in a loki....yes marvels loki proposed to his girlfriend who was dressed like some blue dragon. Chris was just standing there looking at them both and thinking "why? Why cant that be me?" But he didn't chimp about it.


So yeah aside being into mlp and dressed like loki and a dragon they seemed like a nice couple they deserve more happiness tha. Chris does at least
 
Jasonfan89 said:
Someone on stage at the grand galloping gala dressed as Loki proposed to his g on stage in front of everyone (she was dressed as some blue dragon from the pony show chris loves) I saw chris looking at them an i swear you could pinpoint the second his heart ripped in half. Oh man i wish i had been recording it. the irony being that a couple of ponyfags found love that night when chris had lost every chance at love he ever had or completely blew them by being a total jackass to every girl he ever got even remotely friendly with
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And that was from last year? It reminds me of the time that Chris made a video where he was completely in silhouette talking about how lonely he was and blamed Snyder in what would become a growing conspiracy against him. Prior to making that video, he won some tickets to an event, but couldn't find anyone to go with him (I guess one of his parents were busy). Chris ended up seeing a couple make out, so I assume that was the trigger to make the video.

That's one of the most hilarious things about Chris, at this point in his life, he claims he's content with having a relationship with 2 figments of his imagination, all the while, he constantly pines for real personal connections that he himself fails at doing.
 
Hogar Grupal said:
That's one of the most hilarious things about Chris, at this point in his life, he claims he's content with having a relationship with 2 figments of his imagination, all the while, he constantly pines for real personal connections that he himself fails at doing.
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I can’t bring myself to laugh at him for that; all I feel is pity for the retarded man who does not understand and cannot understand.
 
Hogar Grupal said:
And that was from last year? It reminds me of the time that Chris made a video where he was completely in silhouette talking about how lonely he was and blamed Snyder in what would become a growing conspiracy against him. Prior to making that video, he won some tickets to an event, but couldn't find anyone to go with him (I guess one of his parents were busy). Chris ended up seeing a couple make out, so I assume that was the trigger to make the video.

That's one of the most hilarious things about Chris, at this point in his life, he claims he's content with having a relationship with 2 figments of his imagination, all the while, he constantly pines for real personal connections that he himself fails at doing.
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Yeah apparently Sarah of Sarah and Steve infamy was near by and chris danced with her a bit after the announcement so theres that....too bad he didn't stay with her cause according to some she took Steve to a very special....party at the hotel afterwards...know what I mean? the kind the new cons hope wont happen at theirs..if Corona doesn't cause them to get the axe first.
 
Jasonfan89 said:
Yeah apparently Sarah of Sarah and Steve infamy was near by and chris danced with her a bit after the announcement so theres that....too bad he didn't stay with her cause according to some she took Steve to a very special....party at the hotel afterwards...know what I mean? the kind the new cons hope wont happen at theirs..if Corona doesn't cause them to get the axe first.
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So Chris "could" have had a real polyamourous relationship?
 
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