Favorite Jack Scalfani quotes

[Jibbers Cribbers]

I’ve watched a ton of videos of the worst chef in America who’s STILL ON YT for OVER 15 YEARS and still making content. But I think it’s time I made a thread on all of his greatest quotes that made me laugh till I wheezed.
Here are my top 5 memorable quotes from the fatass dago himself:

“If anyone knows the difference between Italian bread and French bread can you please tell me because they all smell the same.”

“I have no idea how these pepperonis are gonna work out.”

“Is this the food network?!?!”

“You’re gonna burp the bags.”

And the most personal favorite one of all from the episode Lazy Man’s Lasagna:

“I’m doin a double batch - OHH! HOH! HOOH!” *porno background music plays*

What are your favorite moments or quotes from the king of salmonella that stood out or had you wheezing on the floor?

 

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I wish I knew the exact quote, but I recall him looking at blatantly undercooked chicken and claim he likes his chicken "medium rare."

 

[BirdUp]

I should have said this in the start of the topic. Iban, fuck you.

You are the farmost worst forumer I know. I think in my 5 years on this forum, throughout the endless amounts of morons I've encountered, you come in on top. I think I would take anybody over you. Know why? You don't fucking go away. No matter what you just keep coming back like the annoying little pest you are. I would think being countlessly banned including 4 or 5 perma bans would show you you aren't wanted, but no, you keep coming.

What part of you are no longer welcomed in this community don't you understand. How many times do you need to get perma banned to figure "Hmm, maybe I should stop fucking coming back." I recall you even saying on your last profile "If I get perma banned I won't be returning, I'm only hear because I had a spare key." You got perma banned, and came back anyway. You always claim you are going to stay away and never do. Just fuck off already.

Personally if I was perma banned and hated by a large majority of the community, I would at least have the respect to not bother trying to return. If I'm not wanted somewhere I don't come back. You are the other hand are doing the equivalent of tormenting people with your existence. You know for a fact we don't want you, but for whatever reason you just stick around.

I'm not even going to touch on the fact of you making death threats. But wait, that isn't new for you anyway. You belong in a prison cell you psychopath.

You can bet I'm going to be locked on to your posts searching for the inevitable moment you screw up and I can get you banned, again. You will never change, you have already proven that throughout the years you have pestered our forums.

Fuck off.

 

[Jibbers Cribbers]

I should have said this in the start of the topic. Iban, fuck you.

You are the farmost worst forumer I know. I think in my 5 years on this forum, throughout the endless amounts of morons I've encountered, you come in on top. I think I would take anybody over you. Know why? You don't fucking go away. No matter what you just keep coming back like the annoying little pest you are. I would think being countlessly banned including 4 or 5 perma bans would show you you aren't wanted, but no, you keep coming.

What part of you are no longer welcomed in this community don't you understand. How many times do you need to get perma banned to figure "Hmm, maybe I should stop fucking coming back." I recall you even saying on your last profile "If I get perma banned I won't be returning, I'm only hear because I had a spare key." You got perma banned, and came back anyway. You always claim you are going to stay away and never do. Just fuck off already.

Personally if I was perma banned and hated by a large majority of the community, I would at least have the respect to not bother trying to return. If I'm not wanted somewhere I don't come back. You are the other hand are doing the equivalent of tormenting people with your existence. You know for a fact we don't want you, but for whatever reason you just stick around.

I'm not even going to touch on the fact of you making death threats. But wait, that isn't new for you anyway. You belong in a prison cell you psychopath.

You can bet I'm going to be locked on to your posts searching for the inevitable moment you screw up and I can get you banned, again. You will never change, you have already proven that throughout the years you have pestered our forums.

Fuck off.

Take your BIG BLACK COCK AND GET OUTTA HERE!!

 

[SpotOnTheWall]

"It's gud"