Favorite mod message

[ZombiefiedFerret]

 

[Trump's Chosen]

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Ah reporting does work.

Here's another message, where a mod tries to imply that articles from the 80's aren't news.

As if newspapers have any better standard than blogs.

 

[Pissmaster]

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@The Pink Panther uses the pink theme

that's clever

 

[SIGSEGV]

I posted a massive wall of NIGGER that was slightly under the character limit.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Presented without context.

 

[SIGSEGV]

I intentionally necroed a two and a half year old PG thread, and all I got was this lame message.

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

thank you mods, very cool. Me and the mods together are like dragon energy. the modes are my friends, they would never give me a bad message because they know me and respect me. I make people respect me

 

[SIGSEGV]

thank you mods, very cool. Me and the mods together are like dragon energy. the modes are my friends, they would never give me a bad message because they know me and respect me. I make people respect me

That doesn't sound like a mod message. Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Μusk]

Imagine.

Imagine being a janitor on the Kiwifarms.
Using this place so frequently, hours everyday for years that such a position has become appealing.
Imagine giving credence to the blue, bold name. Entering threads and waving it around "BOW DOWN TO THE JANNY MASTER"
Being someone on Kiwifarms whose been around for years. A True and Honest fan. Probably played on the Minecraft server too.
Thinking that the position is anything more than a small header at the top of the page, access to two more boards, and three extra options on every post.
Coming on the farms everyday to perform janitorial duties, sifting through hundreds of shitposts. Deluding themselves into thinking their work is essential.

The random guy on the internet.
A girl and her trombone.
A sorrowful rat looking upon a table.
A name like a frag grenade,
A crucified dog.
The football coach.
The creature that burrows.
I herd u liek mudkipz.

The unholy octagon led by the one and only ultimate lolcow Null himself.

To become a janitor is a corrupting experience. One that you have no control over.

@It's HK-47 could not be saved.
@Sammy soon succumbed to the same fate. He has been lost to the void.

Do Not feed the mods.
Do Not interact with the mods.
Do pretend that they do not exist.
Laugh at them for doing it for free.
Document their actions for the inevitable spergatory. Archive everything.
No Trolling Plans. Mods are prolific because they produce milk all on their own.

And remember kids.
Mods are always fat. No exceptions.

 

[Sammy]

.. Huh. This thread.
Huh.

snip but long and autistic but also not wrong, really.

Also I forgot about that post to I made to HK but I guess its true. And then it happened, wild man. A lot of muskrat's rantings, not all of it. I do have the fats tho, so good call there.

I guess I can share my thoughts and experience so far, particularly in response to Muskrats spergy poetry. Its true I didn't ask for this, but to quote and slightly paraphrase Douglas Adams, "It is a well known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it.. anyone who is capable of getting themselves made [Moderator] should on no account be allowed to do the job."

So maybe that's why people get selected by labor lottery Soviet Union style to do this job. If you look at it that way it might not be a bad system, I dunno.

I also remember an old post from Null I won't bother digging for because you fuckers will do it faster if you really care, that like, you don't make mods out of your content creators, because then they won't create content. That's why you'll never see CatParty or anyone making lots of posts get forced into the job. So if you want to remain free of the burden of responsibility, post good quality posts full of content often.

Its kinda surreal to be a janny, but kinda not? I guess I don't take it very seriously, but I've never taken the Farms seriously. I've thought anyone who does really needs to rethink their values in life, and that's about people on either side of the fence, the cows being looked at, or the audience outside the fence looking at the cows. So I dunno if I feel like the work is "essential." Generally I just try to let things be unless its an embarrassing slap fest, and maybe make jokes about abusing my power and ruling you all with an iron fist because jokes are funny.

It is strange how people like, pay attention to me now, on account of having a mod role. Nobody really did before, and that was fine with me. Now people are posting my "descent into the abyss" and linking shit I said and forgot about current happenings to me or whatever in threads about mod messages. I guess that's fine, long as people are having fun with it and not taking shit too serious.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Imagine.

Imagine being a janitor on the Kiwifarms.
Using this place so frequently, hours everyday for years that such a position has become appealing.
Imagine giving credence to the blue, bold name. Entering threads and waving it around "BOW DOWN TO THE JANNY MASTER"
Being someone on Kiwifarms whose been around for years. A True and Honest fan. Probably played on the Minecraft server too.
Thinking that the position is anything more than a small header at the top of the page, access to two more boards, and three extra options on every post.
Coming on the farms everyday to perform janitorial duties, sifting through hundreds of shitposts. Deluding themselves into thinking their work is essential.

The random guy on the internet.
A girl and her trombone.
A sorrowful rat looking upon a table.
A name like a frag grenade,
A crucified dog.
The football coach.
The creature that burrows.
I herd u liek mudkipz.

The unholy octagon led by the one and only ultimate lolcow Null himself.
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To become a janitor is a corrupting experience. One that you have no control over.
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@It's HK-47 could not be saved.
@Sammy soon succumbed to the same fate. He has been lost to the void.

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Do Not feed the mods.
Do Not interact with the mods.
Do pretend that they do not exist.
Laugh at them for doing it for free.
Document their actions for the inevitable spergatory. Archive everything.
No Trolling Plans. Mods are prolific because they produce milk all on their own.

And remember kids.
Mods are always fat. No exceptions.

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One of the greatest moments in kiwifarms history

 

[Bec]

Imagine.

Imagine being a janitor on the Kiwifarms.
Using this place so frequently, hours everyday for years that such a position has become appealing.
Imagine giving credence to the blue, bold name. Entering threads and waving it around "BOW DOWN TO THE JANNY MASTER"
Being someone on Kiwifarms whose been around for years. A True and Honest fan. Probably played on the Minecraft server too.
Thinking that the position is anything more than a small header at the top of the page, access to two more boards, and three extra options on every post.
Coming on the farms everyday to perform janitorial duties, sifting through hundreds of shitposts. Deluding themselves into thinking their work is essential.

The random guy on the internet.
A girl and her trombone.
A sorrowful rat looking upon a table.
A name like a frag grenade,
A crucified dog.
The football coach.
The creature that burrows.
I herd u liek mudkipz.

The unholy octagon led by the one and only ultimate lolcow Null himself.
View attachment 1648265


To become a janitor is a corrupting experience. One that you have no control over.
View attachment 1648154

@It's HK-47 could not be saved.
@Sammy soon succumbed to the same fate. He has been lost to the void.

View attachment 1648156
View attachment 1648185


Do Not feed the mods.
Do Not interact with the mods.
Do pretend that they do not exist.
Laugh at them for doing it for free.
Document their actions for the inevitable spergatory. Archive everything.
No Trolling Plans. Mods are prolific because they produce milk all on their own.

And remember kids.
Mods are always fat. No exceptions.

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Why do the mods look like they would have a thread here lol.

 

[SIGSEGV]

 

[SIGSEGV]

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

Douglas Adams, "It is a well known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it.. anyone who is capable of getting themselves made [Moderator] should on no account be allowed to do the job."

So maybe that's why people get selected by labor lottery Soviet Union style to do this job. If you look at it that way it might not be a bad system, I dunno.

This is why monarchy is good. Rulers are put in place by family. With democracy all you get are sociopaths who rise to the top because they're emotionless killing machines. With monarchy you get all sorts of people running the country, which is always good because you get a variety of rulers unlike democracy where you get 2 different flavours of sociopath.

 

[SIGSEGV]

This is why monarchy is good. Rulers are put in place by family. With democracy all you get are sociopaths who rise to the top because they're emotionless killing machines. With monarchy you get all sorts of people running the country, which is always good because you get a variety of rulers unlike democracy where you get 2 different flavours of sociopath.

Thank you for your generous donation of potential material for this thread. Now fuck off.

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

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Thank you for your generous donation of potential material for this thread. Now fuck off.

I am paying for this thread!

 

[SIGSEGV]

I am paying for this thread!

Thanks for playing.

 

[Sammy]

This is why monarchy is good. Rulers are put in place by family. With democracy all you get are sociopaths who rise to the top because they're emotionless killing machines. With monarchy you get all sorts of people running the country, which is always good because you get a variety of rulers unlike democracy where you get 2 different flavours of sociopath.

My guy, let me introduce you to my bros Caligula, Vlad Dracula, Commodus, Ivan IV, and George III, we're all going to go party at the Bathory's place, you don't want to miss it, I hear Elizabeth makes one hell of a Bloody Mary cocktail.

 

[Maskull]

My guy, let me introduce you to my bros Caligula, Vlad Dracula, Commodus, Ivan IV, and George III, we're all going to go party at the Bathory's place, you don't want to miss it, I hear Elizabeth makes one hell of a Bloody Mary cocktail.

He's banned from this thread. If you want to beat up on him I recommend the Pastadome.