Favorite Roald Dahl quotes! - One of very few brits I love, post some of your favorites, no matter how corny.

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Flaming_Barghast

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“If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it.

A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.”
 
“Do not compare yourself to others. If you do so, you are insulting yourself.”
 
"The small girl smiles. One eyelid flickers.
She whips a pistol from her knickers.
She aims it at the creature’s head
And bang bang bang, she shoots him dead."
 
"The Jewish nigger Lassalle who, I’m glad to say, is leaving at the end of this week, has happily lost another 5,000 talers in an ill-judged speculation."
 
The bongs got Dahl, 'murrica got Ogden Nash. Both sides won.
 
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