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This woman is massively deranged. The ones who have some kind of intelligence and/or coherency about them (think not Chris... or think Ted Bundy) are always unfathomable to me. She does seem to be able to speak well and seems to have some kind of education. Therefore must have some kind of intelligence. But then you see what she posts and realize that this is just pure crazy/warped reality type of person. One of them "suicide to get on a comet type" (keep forgetting the Cult's name). Intelligence don't matter when you are this far out there.

And when someone can get Dynastia posting as frequently as I was observing, you know this chick is real *special*.
 
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The ones who have some kind of intelligence and/or coherency about them (think not Chris... or think Ted Bundy) are always unfathomable to me.
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If Chris is a "High Functioning Autistic", this woman is an autistic god.

She comes off as very smart, witty, but batshit insane.
 
Not to belabor the obvious, but a cornerstone of Faye Kane's schtick is being a gross pervert. In addition to marathon gangbang rape (white guys only), she has a longstanding fascination with the sex lives of the Hensel sisters, conjoined twins who share a common lower body.

An otherwise-abandoned facebook profile contains a single public link touting "real naked pix of the Hensel twins leaked by some guy at their college." (These images turned out to be a hoax.)
https://www.facebook.com/faye.kane.54?ref=br_rs
http://archive.is/TKA3a

And for years, it seemed like she'd show up on any site where the Hensels were being discussed. I'll just pick one, since her behavior on The Frisky is representative.
https://disqus.com/home/discussion/...bout_8220abby_038_brittany82218216s_sex_life/
http://archive.is/rlb4q
She engages in graphic speculation about which twin has the clit versus which is doomed to be cucked forever - once again, not as smart about biology as she thinks she is, overshares her own sex life, and in a comment that was downvoted into the moderation queue - https://disqus.com/home/discussion/...brittany82218216s_sex_life/#comment-988925846 , archive fails - she links to tiny url dot com slash henselalbum.
That redirects to http://fayekane.blogspot.com/2011/02/hensel-twins-family-album-hi-im.html, which is no longer extant. From the next commenter's response - "Saw your site. What are you, 12? And evil? Making things up isn't info, and I hope you die screaming. You probably will, too. What goes around..." - we can presume it was a shock site.
And from Faye's dA and https://web.archive.org/web/20090306171643/http://www.drtonymroberts.com/faye/album , we can resurrect it.

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/hensel_twins_nude_by_faye_kane-d6r3duq-jpg.71784/
HI!!
I'm Annabelle Brittania , and welcome to my web site!
At recess, sometimes men grownups try to be friendly to me, but our teacher makes the janitor chase them away.
My friend Faye told me that a boy in our class likes me but he's geeky and shy, so I had Faye take this picture and give it to him so he'll talk to me.
But I don't think he likes me because when Faye saw the picture in his locker, he had blowed his nose on it!
Yecckh!!
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/geneticallyengineeredforagentlemanspleasure_by_faye_kane-d6r37sh-jpg.71769/
[Instead of curing disease this is how cloning will be used...]
It all started with Grandma. (Her hiney is on the other side).
Mommy says the Raelians genetically engineered her for a Japanese business man who kept her in a cage with a monkey, but I bet that's probably just a lie like Santa Claus.

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/abigailbrittany_by_faye_kane-d6r35we-jpg.71767/
[Sexy in Stereo]
This is one of the pictures Uncle Louie took of me in high heels and blonde wigs. Don't I look pretty!
I found this picture in the guest room. Uncle Louie blowed HIS nose on it, too!
Mommy must like this picture, because she took it away!
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/three_waysex_by_faye_kane-d6r3bhg-jpg.71780/
[Double your pleasure, double your fun...]
A lot of folks don't know it, but my sister Cindy has the opposite problem as me.
At Thanksgiving, Uncle Louie wanted her to make a movie in New Jersey with five men, but Daddy hit him and threw him out of our house.
Daddy must really HATE New Jersey!

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/valentine_by_faye_kane-d6r3c1h-jpg.71785/
[Valentina's Dinner]
Here's a picture that my cousin Valentina's boyfriend took.
His name is Leroy Slim and he wears diamond rings and a pretty fur coat. He isn't jealous like other boyfriends; in fact every night he brings LOTS of men home to visit her!
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/two_wayrae_by_faye_kane-d6r3btr-jpg.71781/
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/populargirl_by_faye_kane-d6r3a8v-jpg.71783/
[She does missionary and 69 at the same time!]
These days, nobody chases mutants away like in Elephant Man and X-Men. In fact, cousin Vickie is the most popular girl in the dorm!
She said that boys knock on her door ALL night long, starting right after the bars close... and some of the girls, too!
Gee, it must be GREAT to be popular!
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/makingthemostofthefailedcloningexperiment_by_faye_kane-d6r39nl-jpg.71782/
[your]
When I asked mommy what a "dopplegang bang" is, she said it was a special kind of dance that grownup men and women do.
I snuck in and took this picture of Vickie dancing with boys on a "double" date.

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/hineyhead_by_faye_kane-d6r394y-jpg.71789/
[What are YOU lookin' at!]
This is my cousin Brenda. Between us, we're two complete people!

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/birthdefectgirlarrestedforpublicnudity_by_faye_kane-d6r353n-jpg.71775/
[Bizarro World]
When Aunt Linda forgets to take her medicine, she always gets arrested for going bare in public!
SILLY Aunt Linda!

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/quadrospanked_by_faye_kane-d6r3aix-jpg.71779/
[Spank that quadropus!]
Vickie joined a club where the people all wear leather costumes like Batman.
I'll NEVER understand grownups!!

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/gettingsomesun_by_faye_kane-d6r37vl-jpg.71774/
[Sitting Pretty!]
Here's Aunt Petunia getting some sun.
Aunt Petunia doesn't talk very much!

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/coat_of_arms_by_faye_kane-d5s7e1z-jpg.71770/
This is our family coat of arms...
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/happenstance_by_faye_kane-d6r38xa-jpg.71773/
[open for business!]
...and we welcome you with open arms!
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/well_connected_by_faye_kane-d6r3ck7-jpg.71786/
[Twisted Sisters!]
Finally, this is from our family reunion, with lots of "union" ...and intersection, too!
It's the time when we all con-join hands!
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/sleeptight_by_faye_kane-d6r3b6j-jpg.71764/
[Abagail Brittany Hensel Twins]
Well, that's all, 'cause it's my bedtime now. Look how Uncle Louie tucks me in--he's FUNNY!!
I sure hope you liked my album!
Love,
-- Annabelle Brittania :-) :-)

This page was created back in the day when meta tags drove SEO. A peek at her code shows Faye was gaming tags to boost her pagerank in searches for "conjoined twins," "conjoined twins family album," and every possible nickname and misspelling of "abigail," "brittany," and "hensel."

At the end, she polls her readers' thoughts on her witty and clever social commentary - she just loves that old-lady racism, so of course one of the choices is that she deserves to be "Beaten by negros." Furthermore, she notes,
"This site is exempt from 18 U.S.C. section 2257 and 28 C.F.R. 75 because it does not depict conduct specified in 18 U.S.C section 2256. So nyeaah-nyeaah, ya luddite bastards! Hey, if you don't like it: EAT ME! Hah hahaha! --Faye Kane [11/27/08]"
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Oh, Faye.

But here's where things veer in a genuinely creepy direction.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Abby_and_Brittany_Hensel/Archive_1
Before being permabanned from Wikipedia, Faye was heavily involved in editing the Hensel twins' article as both Faye Kane and TechnoFaye Kane. She became huffy over admin deletion of links to images of the twins on her (Faye's) myspace page, and posted snippets of her personal correspondence with Abby and Brit to show why she was right and the admins were wrong.

Faye claims to have struck up a real-life email friendship with the Hensel twins when they were still underage, convincing them to send her exclusive personal images that she used to drive traffic from wikipedia to her myspace.

Pretending to be a younger person in order to get minors to send you pictures online never looks good. When placed in context with the photomanipulated nudes, Faye's actions here seem pretty fucking shady.

I haven't any evidence for this, but given the ways in which Faye enjoyed messing with wikipedia, I am willing to believe she never had exclusive personal pictures of the Hensel twins as she claimed, but was using the promise of such pictures to trick unwitting people on the talk page for the Hensel's article into visiting her shock site.
 
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Jesus, that is just plain creepy. And I thought that only men could have bottomless pits of sexual depravity.
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Does anyone know if there's any substance to the theory that autistics have "extremely male" brains?
 
I'm kind of skeptical about her intelligence tbh so I went through some of the "brainy" stuff on her website, mostly essays she supposedly submitted to various grad school classes.

Here's one called "Geek tricked his female classmates into taking their laptops into the shower room", amazingly she managed to get nearly every single fact in the story wrong
In 2011, this pudgy computer science major at a “Christian” college in California was caught tricking his female classmates into taking their laptop computers into the room when they took a shower, then he turned their webcams on by remote control.
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"Remote control?" really?
He worked at a computer repair shop near campus, where all the kids took their laptops for repair. After fixing the problem, he installed a program which gives a new meaning to the word “spyware.”
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No I'm pretty sure it does not.
A few days later, it popped up a “system” dialog box saying that an error was detected in the webcam and advised the girl, “You should fix your internal sensor soon. If unsure what to do, try putting your laptop near hot steam for several minutes to clean the sensor.”
The kid controlled the girls’ computers through his cell phone and downloaded the videos to an anonymous public image server.
Amazingly, this actually worked. In fact, it worked so well that the police found “hundreds of thousands” of still images and videos from “dozens” of girls (Plummer, 2011).
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Okay well a couple of minutes of videos is like a thousand images so that's really not that impressive. Also it was running all the time, not just in the shower. Who the fuck decides to just hop in the shower because they need to steam something? Like if you weren't already planning on showering, that doesn't make much sense.
He was caught when one girl’s father noticed the ridiculous (to a computer person) message popping up on his daughter’s screen. He went to the police, but it took the, an entire year to track him down.
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Lol even the shit article she pasted this from didn't say it took a year to track him down, because it didn't. Also there are various accounts, but the official press release said that it was two sisters who noticed, and there were only six victims.
The kid, Trevor Harwell, was sentenced to one year in jail and five years of probation (Sallie, 2012).
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Okay this actually seems to be true, he's also registered as a sex offender now though.
Agnew’s General Strain Theory explains this perfectly. Agnew says, of the three stressors that lead to white collar crime is The failure to achieve valued goals (Payne, 2012).
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As a computer hacker myself, I take off my hat and bow to this extremely elegant solution for leering at naked girls. I like it because:
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Computer hacker? What have you hacked exactly? You thought the owner of Kiwi Farms was Chris Chan. I think even mrz is more competent and he tried to hack the farms with html.
Grade: 56/100, F. At least one part of the story was factual, in that it actually sort of happened vaguely as described, and she got the kids name right.

This essay is called "My probably-weird extra-credit report for my grad school class in computer security". She notes that "I’m the only one in the class who submitted one" because thats information everyone should care about, clearly.
Since this is the final exam week, there are no additional reading assignments. However, for our last discussion, please describe at least 3 important concepts that you’ve learned in this course that you thought were interesting, important, or useful in the field of Information Security. (Extra Credit)

My response:
Wow, where do I start!
The thing that impressed me most was learning the details of packet analysis when using a sniffer. I had played with a sniffer before, but I never actually looked at packet contents to see, for example, the TCP handshake sequence and how it can be compromised. And when watching the network traffic on my home LAN, I discovered that there were a whole lot of processes phoning home that I never knew were doing it. One was doing it WAY more than it needed to, and I squelched it with the firewall. I also used it on our LAN to find out what the other people in this group house really think of me. (I felt bad about doing it when I discovered that they love me).
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Is this the same packet sniffer that figured out kiwi farms servers? olol
…No, on the other hand, I think I liked the cryptography chapter best! I actually never knew about the Caesar cipher, and it’s strange to think about ancient Romans using encrypted messages when they were just one step up from the ancient Egyptians, and before them, we were wandering through the landscape like animals because we hadn’t invented agriculture or cities yet.
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Sounds reasonable
Plus, I wrote a program to decrypt the cipher you defined, and I hadn’t actually written software in so long that I had to go out and find a programming language to download. I had completely forgotten how fun and happy programming makes me. It was actually enough to induce me to stop being an indolent slacker disgusted with humanity and go do programming again. Unfortunately, I discovered that “old people” do NOT get hired, ever. I was perfectly qualified, overqualified, overwhelmingly qualified with astounding references… it didn’t matter. So now I’m a slacker again, only with EXTRA contempt for so-called “humanity.”
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Lolol
And finally, I enjoyed doing the research for the DDoS chapter. The story was about a geeky kid who protected a friend’s gambling site from extortion, then went on a personal crusade to find the extortionist. Not only did he find the extortionist and have the arrogant, thieving m&^#&$%$er arrested and hauled away to prison, but he used the anti-DDoS system he built to help other people and now has a multimillion-dollar business protecting businesses from the Russian mafia.
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That's cool tbh but I kind of doubt your sources
It was very enervating to see another hacker actually get the respect we deserve.
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Still not a hacker and I do not think you know what enervating means
Unfortunately, you only get that respect when you help Ferengi-like rich old white men acquire more Latinum. That’s like using your Jedi powers to do magic tricks in the town square for coins tossed in a hat instead of helping the weak and nobly battling ee-ville.
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That's not really a good comparison but whatever. I would give her the extra credit for this.

The next one is called "Over-the-top essay I submitted for my grad-school class in philosophical writing"
Wherein I switch my light sabre’s plasma beam to “FULL POWER.” To me, the pen and the sword are the same object.

Evaluation of Locke’s Two Treatises of Government, by Faith RealLastName

On top of that, he was an ugly man
I don’t use Locke’s first name because I don’t even have that much respect for the man. This is because of his slavish thralldom to “rationality,” which reminds me all-too-clearly of myself in high school. I plastered the halls with signs calling everyone else “irrational animals” because they wanted sex. Worse, I explained why that’s “logical” in more signs on the walls, like the one that starts “AN OPEN LETTER TO THE STUPID, IRRATIONAL MASSES / Dear stupid, irrational masses…”
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Yeah I'm pretty sure you were the splitting image in high school of a well known Enlightenment philosopher. Jesus the ego on this chick. I'm just going to grade this a D straight away because that's exactly what my freshman philosophy professors would have done after checking to make sure I hit the required amount of pages, and this is supposed to be for grad school so I feel like there would be more standards but I'll just give you the benefit of the doubt.

The sophistry of Locke’s “Reason” imprisons him in what I call “logic traps” that exist only in his fallacious-logic-addled brain. The mind of Locke is locked.

In his present work, Locke not only plasters a remarkable amount of lipstick onto the pig of his ridiculous religion; he also manages to pack an amazing number of unsupported arguments into half of a page. For example, Locke deduces that one is only free if he knows he is free.

Tell it to the lions on the veldt.

He also argues that, for their own good, people should be pushed by the law to take actions that a “rational agent” would take, and herd them away from everything else. Presumably, all “rational agents” agree on every issue because their… peculiar beliefs are all grounded in the same infallible firmament of Logic. Logic is part of mathematics, and Lock gives the impression that everyone who disagrees with any of his numerous assertions is arguing that two plus two equals five.

On top of that, she was an ugly woman
In a mere half-page, Locke’s pint-size pontification declares his ad hoc opinions to be a “rational ethic.” He announces that freedom doesn’t involve doing what you want, but rather, freedom consists exclusively of laws protecting property and transactions that change its ownership.

Unsurprisingly, this is the rotten core of Ayn Rand, Queen of Logic Traps. Her cult—of which I was a member when I was in high school and stupid—is responsible for the cynical propaganda used by Right-wing Republicans to manipulate their zombie army of credulous redneck dimwits.

The only way I could make a story out of all this would be to write a satire of Atlas Shrugged or Fountainhead. The Noble Creator of Value would be replaced with Marx or Nietzsche. Dagny Taggert (Rand herself) would become an opinionated socialist girl on a mission to cure the common people’s infection by Faux News.

And every other cognitive mistake that limits their freedom, like being afraid of their own carnal instincts.
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Wait, is this enough pages? You only had to write one page? ...What? Idk I kind of think this deserves an F but I don't really know. Moving on.

This is called "My introductory post for my grad school class in advanced computer forensics"
Hey there, say there!

I’m an overenthusiastic hacker from way back, when it meant “Noble Jedi” instead of “Russian Mafia.” I have a degree in computer science, and was the department valedictorian. I was polite, but outside the dean’s office, I put the certificate in the trash and I didn’t tell anyone. They should give something valuable instead, like McDonalds coupons, but I guess they don’t want to spend the money.

I didn’t pick up my diploma either. I only just want to understand stuff. The plumage don’t enter into it.

I’ve done everything from systems programming to designing nuclear reactor gizmos to IT management; and I’ve been looking forward to this course for a LOOOOONG time!

One more thing. I’m autistic, so I’m told I come across as “weird.” I have finally learned to not give a $%&# about the fact that I don’t have any idea what that means, but apparently it’s off-putting or surprising or something if you aren’t expecting it—thus the disclaimer. As far as I can tell, “autistic” means “smart and retarded at the same time.”

I sure wish they taught topology at [this school]. I desperately need to take a course in that because I don’t understand it and it’s important. My main interests are imaginary numbers and Riemann metric spaces—a kind of strange and wonderful geometry.

I wish I was the stupidest person on Earth, so I could ask questions about general relativity to anyone walking down the street. But unfortunately I’m not stupid, so I’ll never understand general relativity.

I’m very confused because never know what the hell is going on around me, and “what’s going on around me” is the universe. But as it is, when you look at the big picture, I understand it about as well as my kitty-cat does.

I think he knows something I don’t, because he purrs all the time.
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I think these assignments just automatically get an A for doing them

This is called "My perhaps-too-flippant answer in my grad school Advanced Computer Forensics class"
The explanation of the latter is that I successfully constructed my thermoelectric-assisted CPU liquid-cooling gizmo. However, being a clumsy geek just like you, an antifreeze leak killed my amazing top-o-the line motherboard. I had to wait for another one to be delivered.

Also, the monster TEC chip was defective–it got hot on both sides, so I had to order another one of those, too.

My hobby is building the best PC I can, so I also ordered another 16G of 2400 MHz memory. Then I found out that the motherfuckers in Redmond only let you use 16G unless you pay ransom and upgrade to Win7 pro. Having already bought the memory, I coughed up another 80 bux to Microsoft.

I’ll tell you about my ingenious use of 32M of memory in another blog item!

After I finally got my PC working again, I had to catch up in my class, so I couldn’t blog then, either.

Anyway, this is my post in our forensics discussion forum:

Is steganography a good solution for image and movie piracy?

I originally thought that this question asked whether people should use steganography to hide movies and images. The answer would have been “no” for movies, and “yes” for images—but it is very inefficient method.

Why is that? Just how many megapixels would it take to hide an n-megapixel image, anyway?

Well, if a picture uses two bytes each to store the three RGB colors, then by scraping off the low bits, you can hide one bit in each of the three colors in a pixel. Since a pixel is encoded in 6 bytes (which is 48 bits), the yield is 3 bits of secret information per image pixel. Divide 3 into 48, and you conclude that your n megapixel secret picture can be hidden in a 16n megapixel image. Thus, even a 16 megapixel cat photo can only store a 1,000 x 1,000 porn picture, so we conclude that as with movies, steganography is not a very good way to hide images either.

But since the question was actually about using DRM watermarking to defeat pirates, the answer is that yes, it is a very good way to give serial numbers to movie files.

…Modulo the fact that it’s easy to trash the watermark by setting each low bit in every pixel to an arbitrary value. This has the side benefit of changing the file’s hash so it can’t be automatically recognized by file-sharing services, reducing the need for the long times and exposure vulnerability of torrents.

BTW, if you replace the low bit of the watermark with 0, you darken the movie slightly. If you set it to 1, you make it unnoticeably brighter, and if you set it to the value of the 2nd-least significant bit, you increase the contrast.

GOD I miss computer science!
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Okay I barely know what she is talking about here, but I did build my computer and don't see anything particularly noteworthy here. Also I'm pretty sure you don't have to actually buy Windows

Anyway despite her byline being "The astrophysics fuck site" I see barely anything about astrophysics, and remain unimpressed
 
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Unfortunately, you only get that respect when you help Ferengi-like rich old white men acquire more Latinum.
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When she says "Ferengi-like rich old white men," she means The Jews.

Because Faye is just hilarious like that.
 
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She's not fooling anyone. These are spergy rants, not essays that a professor at any proper institution would accept.
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The funny thing is they all seem to be week 1 class 101 type introduce yourself things, aside from the extra credit paper. Did she ever write a thesis or proper essay or anything? She claims she was a comp sci major and astrophysicist and I can't find any evidence remotely supporting that lol
 
I found her astrophysics thesis, I dunno if it's been posted
http://webcache.googleusercontent.c...imaginaryradius.doc+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us
If you are a physics referee for arXiv and wish to discuss this, email me. I'd like to publish something before I die. KneeCheeseZarathustra@gmail.com

But don't write just to patronize or troll me. If you think this is bullshit, telling me delicately will only irritate me. When a Ph.D. Tells me something, I listen. Give it to me straight, doctor, I can take it.

If your real goal is to fuck me, just say so. If we're ever at the same place and time (other than as null cones), you can definitely fuck me, no matter who you are. I particularly want to be slapped around and fucked by ugly stupid men, and by timid, bewildered geeks who've never seen a naked girl except in porn. My only preconditions are that you hurt me first, rape me while I cry, slap me once in my face HARD, then walk away without looking back.

Other than that, you can do anything you want to me. ☺
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It is my hope that a respectable astrophysicist will see its possible significance, if there is any.

I discovered noneuclidian geometry (and the rudiments of calculus) on my own, mostly while sitting in a tree at age 12. I was also in that tree when I correctly visualized a rotating 4-dimensional cube. As I described it to myself then, “It looks like two cubes being turned inside out.” I didn't know that was correct until I saw a computer simulation of one many decades later. I was happy, but I was also sad because in the world I find myself in, seeing all this beautiful stuff ain't fo' shit. I don't want people to tell me I'm Smart; I want to share al;l the blindingly-beautiful understanding.

You've heard the phrase “suffer in silence?” Well, whatever the opposite of “suffer” is, that's what I have to do in silence.

In the following years, I also discovered (actually, noticed) a beautiful model of spacetime that explains many disparate phenomena. Unfortunately, I visualized it so strangely that I only recently realized that it is mathematically equivalent to stuff discovered exactly 100 years ago by Willem de Sitter.

Oh well.

It's nice to know I was correct, but I already knew that. It would have been nicer to read it all quickly than wasting years figuring it all out myself. BTW, this is what Feynman meant when he said, “What I cannot create, I do not understand.”

I don't want publicity because I'm still shy. And I definitely don't want people to tell me I'm Real Smart, because I'm not. I don't understand what the hell is going on around me, and what's “going on around me” is the universe. I don't understand it much better than Little Mister Kitty does. He probably even understands it better, because he smiles and purrs all the time.
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True genus lol

[4]The Future of Theoretical Physics, [date, page]
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This is one of the citations :story:
for some reason this is hosted as a .doc on her shitty site so I probably got a virus or something, but don't really care at this point
 
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I found her astrophysics thesis, I dunno if it's been posted
http://webcache.googleusercontent.c...imaginaryradius.doc+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us



True genus lol


This is one of the citations :story:
for some reason this is hosted as a .doc on her shitty site so I probably got a virus or something, but don't really care at this point
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Yeah, when Faye Kane signed up here, the kiwi userbase certainly didn't gain another female astrophysicist or ex-nuclear engineer.

Rather, in between bouts of couch-surfing, living rough, and reselling dumpster finds on ebay, she was that IT weirdo everyone has at their job but nobody likes.

You know, the one who won't fucking talk to you like a person to tell you what the error was and how they fixed it, but instead invokes "server elves" or the "POWERRRRRR of the UNIVERSE!" and trots on back to their workstation to let the whole internet know how they pwnd another luser.

I expect we'll see Faye's work in ApJ around the same time TJ stages Law Enfarcement: The Musical and Connor publishes Redesigning Eva.
 
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