FB 1/15 - Chris has something important to share of importance

[Bane? :^)]

What Chris didn't know is that the person who was calling him was actually Hajime Satomi, the CEO of Sega. He just wanted to negotiate with Chris. He was gonna offer to cancel everything relating to Sonic Boom and the infamous blue arms and was, in fact, going to offer Chris a hefty sum of money (probably in the seven digits) as reparations for the psychological trauma his company has brought upon Chris.

 

[Thetan]

By posting this inane bit of whatever it is, Chris has probably given some weens the idea of firing up the ol' Chris Chan sound boards and calling a GameStop or four.

 

[Leafeon]

Chris is the only person I've ever known to have a video game shop in his contact list. Maybe if he worked for one of them it'd be understandable but we all know that'll never happen.

 

[Bane? :^)]

Chris is the only person I've ever known to have a video game shop in his contact list. Maybe if he worked for one of them it'd be understandable but we all know that'll never happen.

"Chris, we got a shipment yesterday. It had, like, 300 copies of that new Sonic game. What happened to it?"

 

[Cavity Sam]

Chris is the only person I've ever known to have a video game shop in his contact list. Maybe if he worked for one of them it'd be understandable but we all know that'll never happen.

God I worked for gamestop and I didn't have their number on my contact list.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I hope he doesn't mention this to the judge. He'll win the case if he does.

 

[Handsome Pete]

Oh for shit's sake. He thinks they're trying to frame him. "Haw haw," say the malicious Gamestop JERKS, "If we contact him, that will force him into contact with us, violating the court order! At last, we can deliver the final cruelest kick to the autistic!"

I wouldn't be shocked if he honestly thought Gamestop - like, the entire company - was preparing a case against him. I'm still expecting the actual court date to be nothing special, but the inside of his brain must be fucking amazing right now.

 

[Milford Grimley]

I know Chris has never had the best grasp on the English language, but..."something important to share of importance?" Really?

I thought of Angela Anaconda when I saw the title of this thread.

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

Chris is preparing his defense for when he chooses to be his own legal defender. He's gonna call fucking Sega corporation Jones himself to the stand

 

[kobebyarlant]

Well Chris, it's no high school artistic achievement award, but I think you've earned it.

Spoiler

 

[mauggg]

I know Chris has never had the best grasp on the English language, but..."something important to share of importance?" Really?

Reminds me of Ed Wood: "These are future events that may affect YOU in the future!"

 

[AnOminous]

He doesn't even know who called. It could have been their lawyer who just happened to be calling from their phone. Counsel or a legal representative from the store would be entitled to tell him to stay away or put him on notice of that somehow. I suspect he isn't being entirely candid here.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

Chris seems to be confusing the process of the criminal courts with a game of Apples to Apples. If GameStop calls you, it doesn't cancel out your ban, Chris.

 

[waffle]

The judge won't care unless somehow every game stop employee was served with notice to not contact Chris. Barring unusual circumstances there's no real obligation to comply with judicial orders you have no notice of.

 

[Reno]

Oh I just think gamestop was just wanted to inform chris that they're taking him to small claims court for the damages done to their products, and that chris still doesn't know what a restraining order is.

 

[Sir Walter Raleigh]

Chris is going to get murdered in prison, isn't he?

 

[Datiko]

could just be weens spoofing their numbers.

 

[CKO87]

So what does all of this mean?

Among other things, it means CWC's sense of entitlement is still mushrooming out of control even with the prospect of jail time staring him right in the face.

 

[4Macie]

Just read Ken's reply to Chris's post and I can't help but face palm at his stupidity. Not only did he show he doesn't know how phones work, he doesn't know how to read pictures or read what Chris actually posted.

Chris stated he had those four contacts from "previous inquiries" and that the game stopped he maced at were the two voicemails.

What does Ken say? "Oh how strange. All four places called you? An inside agent must have contacted them".

And for the record, my guess is Chris was told to avoid the store, like he was with Snyder; and Chris just applied it to everyone so he doesn't look like he's to blame. And of course, he probably wasn't even listening to the judge at the time so when he asked his lawyer about what was said, the lawyer just answers "you guys have to stay away from each other and don't contact each other either". So Chris applied it both ways.

 

[AnOminous]

Chris is going to get murdered in prison, isn't he?

He's probably not going to prison but to jail, for less than a year. The difference between prison and jail is that people in jail can usually expect to be out again in a few months. Or they're waiting to be tried for something and can't make bail. In any event, they look forward to getting out reasonably soon.

Prison is for people who are there for a long time, maybe even for life, and have less to lose. While prisons generally contain genuinely dangerous people, jails contain garden variety fuckups. Like Chris himself. Drunks, vandals, guys who slapped their girlfriends around, repeat shoplifters, etc. I suppose it's possible he could run into a real badass, or piss off someone enough to get pimp-slapped, but I wouldn't bet on it.

Chris is not going into an episode of Oz, people.