FB 1/17 - Autism Figures

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Lucky Wildcard said:
Nevermind the headbands, why are the glasses positioned the way they are?
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They are positioned on the eyes, i.e. properly. You may be thinking what then are those brown spots above the eyes and glasses and below the black eyebrows. That is a mystery, but it may have something to do with the forehead orifice you can notice here, for example:

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Mark Corrigan said:
They are positioned on the eyes, i.e. properly. You may be thinking what then are those brown spots above the eyes and glasses and below the black eyebrows. That is a mystery, but it may have something to do with the forehead orifice you can notice here, for example:
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It still looks ridiculously ugly.
 
Chris described the face on the listing page:

"Each figure will come complete with a removable headband, similar to the one it wears in SSB, in case looking it right in its eyes on its forehead, above its blushing cheeks, above its misplaced mustache and mouth, above its nose on its chin, freaks you out."

I think the brown spots are meant to be eyes, the red spots are on the cheeks and the red hole in the middle is the mouth. The gray half-circle is probably the mustache.
 
The American Hedgehog said:
Chris described the face on the listing page:

"Each figure will come complete with a removable headband, similar to the one it wears in SSB, in case looking it right in its eyes on its forehead, above its blushing cheeks, above its misplaced mustache and mouth, above its nose on its chin, freaks you out."

I think the brown spots are meant to be eyes, the red spots are on the cheeks and the red hole in the middle is the mouth. The gray half-circle is probably the mustache.
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But that's just fucking scary.
 
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I just looked at these more closely, and I thought to myself, why aren't they more accurately representative of people with autism like Chris, people with autism who are left to do their own devices and have their ego blown into the clouds are usually shaped like this...or fatter
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Asandy31 said:
I just looked at these more closely, and I thought to myself, why aren't they more accurately representative of people with autism like Chris, people with autism who are left to do their own devices and have their ego blown into the clouds are usually shaped like this...or fatter
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That Mii is supposed to be Chris's personification of autism, not a person with autism. He probably wanted to make it as ugly as possible on purpose. It's possible to make something ugly without looking like a mess, but he probably made it as ugly as possible in the laziest way possible, hence it looks like shit.
 
Subconcious Offense said:
That Mii is supposed to be Chris's personification of autism, not a person with autism. He probably wanted to make it as ugly as possible on purpose. It's possible to make something ugly without looking like a mess, but he probably made it as ugly as possible in the laziest way possible, hence it looks like shit.
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He should have made it look like himself if he wanted a personification of autism.
 
Pepe Toucher said:
he can't get that right either
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The Narcissism is deep, why does he not make a more realistic Nintendo: Buffalo Bill edition, complete with greasy locks of his rapidly thinning mane, which looks like something you'd find on a pregnant, anemic, and feral alley cat.

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Asandy31 said:
The Narcissism is deep, why does he not make a more realistic Nintendo: Buffalo Bill edition, complete with greasy locks of his rapidly thinning mane, which looks like something you'd find on a pregnant, anemic, and feral alley cat
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Good god those pics will give me nightmares
 
Amelia said:
Good god those pics will give me nightmares
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Yes, they were sponsored by the makers of Ambien and the Catholic Church in the hopes for a more efficient treatment that would control sex out of wedlock, population growth, and diversity.
 
I love staying away for a couple of days just to be able to surprise myself with new content.

Autism figurines.

Amazing. Brings a tear to my eye. :heart-full:

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@Asandy31 Don't know if this was answered or not, but the puzzle piece IS the symbol for autism. "Until all the pieces fit" is the motto.
 
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