Duck and Turn
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- Aug 25, 2017
Are you sure about that?dozens of children.
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Are you sure about that?dozens of children.
More like "crash to hunger", amiright?Nice to see he didn't crash into slumber
Remember, Chris' knowledge of the world comes from movies and TV shows. He's probably eating that ice cream because he saw people eat that in romantic comedies and thought it magically cures heart break IRL.
What if a "workaholic sweetheart" comes along?If Jessica leaves him, he won't be a proud fatty any more than he's currently a proud dogfucker. Chris will cater to pretty much any sexual fetish if it will get him a sweetheart. Don't ask him to get a job, though.
I still have no idea why there's a hairy patch on Rosechu's stomach when she gains weight.
security, who needs it?I guess he went to the MLP party for children after all...
I think before he never really realised a woman might find being fat attractive, so he always denied being fat and considered himself thin. Then Jessica opened him up to the possibility that a woman could find being fat attractive, so now he is embracing it. Whether he's a man or woman, fat or thin, or whatever else is decided by however Chris feels about himself in his head instead of any real changes.damn he's so sassy about all of this. It's not even like his old kind of autistic rage from his classic days, this is sad even for his standards.
Bragging up about being a fatass? Jessay did fuck him pretty bad in the head if he actually publicly said something like this, after all these years saying he's a fit and strong (wo)man.
He's so thicc it makes me feel sick.Man Chris is thicc