Facebook FB 11/26/2013 - I forgive Megan.

registereduser said:
So, instead of engaging in any kind of self-reflection and growing from it, Chris is going to continue to not. get. it. and then wonder why his life doesn't turn around. I bet his high school friends are impressed as fuck by this.
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The thing is, his high school friends did grew up and matured, that's why we don't see them over-reacting at any of his posts, because they probably just see him as some pest/attention whore and just ignore him... and if they do deal with him, it's because they have some free time in their hands, when that happens, they just make one or two comments and then they leave, they don't want to keep dealing with the manbaby, unlike the asspatters, they do have a life...
 
When I saw this I did a double take, and originally assumed it was the other "I forgive Megan" thread just moved into the Update section.

Translation: I hereby fully forgive Megan for attempting to befriend me. I would also like to remind everyone not to judge me based on my actions or their effects on other people. If you would like to have an opinion about me contact me and I'll give it to you. IGNORE ALL EVIDENCE!
 
This is what, the fifth or sixth time he's forgiven her now? Is someone counting?
 
Its like he gets even sadder and more desperate everyday.
 
Does he really think his fake forgiveness blessings will impress anyone? Also, he's dsperate to get his MHS "friends" to ignore the things they've found out about him thanks to the internet.

Sorry, Chris. The internet does not forgive. The internet does not forget.
 
Next week:
"CURSE THOSE DANG TROLLS AND THE WITCH AND THE JEW AND THE NAZI BITCH!" -feeling upset, angry, and depressed (x9)

Chris's apologies, forgiveness, and condemnations, like the menstrual cycle, can be pretty much predicted and scheduled by the week.
 
at this point, can we expect as many forgivings of megan as there were apologies in his email to her?


chris chan said:
Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you.

Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you.
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we have a looong way to go i guess
 
Literally dozens of people have liked his little updates. Is it normal to just like everything in your feed?
 
You have to admit this latest apology comes off more sincere than any of the others. He didn't go on to insult or attempt to to villify anyone right after. Of course it's a lie but he doesn't manage to shoot himself in the foot in the same breath. For Chris it's pretty amazing.
 
BatmanVSTonyDanza said:
You have to admit this latest apology comes off more sincere than any of the others. He didn't go on to insult or attempt to to villify anyone right after. Of course it's a lie but he doesn't manage to shoot himself in the foot in the same breath. For Chris it's pretty amazing.
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Still it's a shame this whole thing with forgiveness is directly connected but something wants. And he's repeated this pattern about five or six times now. Even if he actually did forgive Megan without directly saying he want something done, no one would give a shit. As I said in the forgiveness thread, this is what his HS buddies are thinking (Provided they've even paid attention to this shit storm)

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Golly said:
Next week:
"CURSE THOSE DANG TROLLS AND THE WITCH AND THE JEW AND THE NAZI BITCH!" -feeling upset, angry, and depressed (x9)

Chris's apologies, forgiveness, and condemnations, like the menstrual cycle, can be pretty much predicted and scheduled by the week.
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It's the Circle of Sperg.
 
Brother, it sure was nice for Chris to forgive Megan, who really didn't do anything bad to him.
 
Chris isn't apologizing guys. He's forgiving. The difference is in forgiving Chris is stating that Megan victimized him, and he is willing to the the good guy and let it go.

Is there any reason he is trying to convince people that he "forgives" Megan for her crimes? Are high school friends upset about the hate he shows this girl? The latest e-mail leaked suggested that Chris apologize, not that he should forgive.
 
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Bgheff said:
Chris isn't apologizing guys. He's forgiving. The difference is in forgiving Chris is stating that Megan victimized him, and he is willing to the the good guy and let it go.

Is there any reason he is trying to convince people that he "forgives" Megan for her crimes? Are high school friends upset about the hate he shows this girl? The latest e-mail leaked suggested that Chris apologize, not that he should forgive.
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You have a point there. It's kind of humorous that even after having it spelled out to him by multiple parties that he was in the wrong, Chris still feels like he is the victim. He did the same thing in the chat with Vivian G where he kept going on about how his words and images were distorted by the "trolls" and then he would run away to a different subject whenever Vivian called him out on it.

My guess is that the next Facebook posts are going to be something involving Legos or MLP in the hopes that people will just forget everything else.
 
This sounds as if someone told him exactly what to say in an attempt to get people online to stop talking to him. Either that or is it very forced. At least he's trying.
 
QueenMegan said:
This sounds as if someone told him exactly what to say in an attempt to get people online to stop talking to him. Either that or is it very forced. At least he's trying.
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I don't think anyone could possibly think this status update was a good idea, other than Chris. Most people's advice to him would be to leave her alone. Nobody would tell him to "forgive" her. The only exception may be that, in an effort to get him over the events of his past, they said something like "you need to forgive her and move on" which translated to Chris as "make another status update". Even that's a bit of a stretch, though, given his isolation.
 
This raises an interesting question. Does Chris TRUEly and HONESTly believe that Megan is at fault for everything that's happened, or does he even partially realize it's his fault and he's just being a lying asshole?
 
Well Chris has made some progress, that forgiveness could pas as genuine to someone smarter than a pig.

However he's doing Trigonometry when he's supposed to be doing Calculus.

It will be a cold day in Hell before Chris realises why people are pissed at him.
 
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