FB 12/21 Chris reminiscences about moving back into 14BC after the fire

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"LOL"
Yeah reminiscing your own housefire is hilarious

those who smile the most are the saddest inside

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris's is always poor at communication but he occasionally goes through these moments where he makes zero fucking sense. Yes, autism, etc but for the better part of a month he'll make (inane, stupid, dull) posts and then he'll make one that is borderline gibberish like this.

It's almost like "disassociation by typing" but that ain't it. I'm just wondering what triggers him to writing like a monkey hitting a typewriter with its ass?

"Twas the night after Christmas when all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring, not even Barb's crossdressing louse.
Chris' fishnet stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In the hopes that his bail money soon would be there
Barb and the animals were nestled all snug in their beds
With visions of Chris locked in an insane asylum dancing through their heads"

 

[MediExcalibur2012]

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Oh nothing about the cats that died in the fire?
You know; the cats who were stuck because of the clutter you made?

He never cared for the pussies

And non-surprisingly; vice versa

 

[George Costanza]

Maybe he's takin' the Oestrogel again, and it's messing with his whore-moans.
I would not completely rule out that his thyroid could be off because of all the stress he puts his body under with caffeine and late-night vidya sessions. Or maybe the diabetis is finally settin' in.
Chris probably does not even get blood work every 3-6 months like you're supposed to.

Maybe a combination of all just to be sure?
It would make sense honestly.

 

[Bionic the Hedgehog]

What is that profile picture?

 

[George Costanza]

I think when Chris says that shit about being fortunate about having a home to stay in is a reference to Phil.

 

[CWCissey]

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See Phil, with that bit about the homeless, Chris has shown to care about you!

 

[Male]

I can't believe it's been two years too Chris, two years and you already managed to build a horde as bad as it's first incarnation.

 

[CaptainKidd]

I was really dissappointed that the house fire didnt really change his life. I thought the,death of lumberjack would've given him some sort of epiphany, but no. He's resilient, no matter what he refuses to give up on his lifestyle, gotta give the fucker that.

 

[sasazuka]

Has it actually been two years since the sacrificial fire of 14 branchland court? Damn does time fly by fast when it comes to Chris's shenanigans.

It's almost been three years since the fire, which happened on January 10th, 2014.

 

[Ol' Puss]

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What is that profile picture?

Looks like Pokemon fanart.

I like to think it's called 'Autismachu the Autistic Pokemon'.

 

[Ntwadumela]

You should try and stay safe, we can't have coffee makers in the bathtub again.
LOL who am I kidding do whatever the fuck you want

I think it's his new soul pokeman with a scarf.

Apparently the Pokémon is mostly found as a male

Oh my god Chris, why do you fail so much?

 

[InTheSidePocket]

Why is he eating dog food when he's sick?

My thoughts exactly.

He should stick to broth.

Aka Friskies.

You should try and stay safe, we can't have coffee makers in the bathtub again.
LOL who am I kidding do whatever the fuck you want

Apparently the Pokémon is mostly found as a male
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Oh my god Chris, why do you fail so much?

It's a Sun and Moon thing.

I'm not sure the name... Primeria or Primina idk.

 

[ADN_VIII]

It's a trip to think it's been nearly three years since 14BC burnt down.

 

[Ntwadumela]

It's a Sun and Moon thing.

I'm not sure the name... Primeria or Primina idk.

Primarina apparently. And I haven't even played the game.

Though it's still funny regardless

 

[ES 148]

People who bring up the male/female ratio thing are very quick to be reminded that 'MY one is a FEMALE and not a Stereotypical Brute Male'. Because everything Chris owns is female now.

 

[Goochole]

"My cat Scampers was aflame behind the toilet bowl in '14. LOL"

Yeah thats some funny shit there, Chris.

Kinda impressed you went an entire post without e-begging and whining about something sorry to hear you have the sniffles, buddy!

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Being banned from a geek store elicits a lifetime of righteous fury.

But having his house burn down just cues the Wonder Years theme.

 

[GV 998]

maybe it just affects people differently, but I don't recall ever having been "light-headed" from just a simple cold.

...You sure it's a cold, Chris?

 

[Gunslinger]

Apologies, the CWCki isn't responding so I couldn't verify

No, its was Scampers that died in the fire--according to the Cwcki:

Chris confirmed in February of 2016 that Scamper was killed in the house fire in January 2014 and buried in the backyard. Prior to this, it was unclear whether it was her or Kitty who was killed in the fire.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chandler_Cats