FB 12/9 - RIP Bob

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Optimus Prime said:
Goddamn, I see that cover and that fucking sonichu head just does not work at all.
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And Chris insisted on putting it on EVERYTHING. In the Christmas video linked earlier in the thread, Chris gives his parents a snow globe with a drawing of him and Sonichu inside. Whenever his parents mention how clever it is that he was able to put himself inside of it, Chris is quick to point out that it's him "and Sonichu."
In the same video, the star on the Christmas tree has Chris and Sonichu on it. Hell, Chris apparently gave Barb a birthday cake with Sonichu on it. (I still don't know how that worked. Chris can't draw with a pencil, and icing is way harder.)

Seriously though, Bob and Barb must have been so fucking sick of Sonichu.
 
Bob was the human avatar of disappointment I'm sure. The kids who won't acknowledge him are all doctors and shit, and the one who did stick around is a literal retard tranny
 
TiggerNits said:
Bob was the human avatar of disappointment I'm sure. The kids who won't acknowledge him are all doctors and shit, and the one who did stick around is a literal exceptional individual tranny
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That's one of the biggest Chrysteries I'd like to get to the bottom of.

Seems like he had great kids, was an engineer, had patents, then something happened and ended up with Barb and Chris.
 
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
That's one of the biggest Chrysteries I'd like to get to the bottom of.

Seems like he had great kids, was an engineer, had patents, then something happened and ended up with Barb and Chris.
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I fear it is a mystery that will never be solved, none of Bobs kids are willing to air their dirty laundry in public which means we only have Chris's very biased story.
 
meatslab said:
IIRC Bob served during peace time.
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Actually Bob served when Korea was still kind of the "Wild West" after the Japanese were defeated. Peacetime on paper but he would have had to be aware of guerilla attacks. Pretty sure he strung up phone lines in country.
 
c-no said:
Bob will never stop rolling in his grave. Not when there are some sort of antics Chris has done since after Bob passed away, from the last incident with the Game Place to accidentally burning the house.


And while Chris respects his father, there are still moments he manages to disappoint Bob.
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Bob is spinning so hard you could power the entire county by hooking him up to the power grid

Mozzarella Dicks said:
If your dad up and left you and your mom for someone like Barb, would you want to attend his funeral? I wouldn't.
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Makes me wonder what the exwife was like if Barb was the preferred choice

Optimus Prime said:
Goddamn, I see that cover and that fucking sonichu head just does not work at all.
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Looks like Simon Pegg is out of view throwing records at him
 
did we ever figure out what the loud bang was that killed bob?
 
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