FB 2/1 - Chris ends embargo

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I have officially run out of "optimistic" ratings to give the posters on this thread.

When has the Great One ever accepted defeat gracefully, and what makes you think this is the time he will do so?
 
Order of events:

1. CWC apologizes/accepts defeat
2. so he thinks Gamestop is receptive to his apology because he is brave for accepting defeat
3. lol no, still banned
4. Shit goes down again
5. Marvin explains how his pet is improving
6. No more optimism
7. A-logs win
8. Threads ruined
 
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I'd like to say this is impressive and Chris may have learned something and is growing, but Chris never learns anything and will probably reinstate the embargo/do something stupid involving GameStop/the mall within the next month.
 
glutenfreebooty said:
Praise god, the embargo is over. The GameStop employees no longer have to live on hardtack.
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I wouldn't bin the hardtack just yet. The market has not responded favourably to the news.

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His protest/embargoes have always confused me. I keep hearing that his frustrations with is Gamestop banning is that it makes it difficult to acquire parts for his autiimbos, but that makes very little sense.

Curiosity got ahold of me, and I started Googling the various stores near Chris, and unless I'm missing something, there is a Target and a Walmart Supercenter at just about the same distance away from him as the nearest Gamestop. Unless he's been banned from them too, I'm pretty sure they would carry the same video game peripheral garbage as Gamestop.
 
Wally Balljacker said:
Curiosity got ahold of me, and I started Googling the various stores near Chris, and unless I'm missing something, there is a Target and a Walmart Supercenter at just about the same distance away from him as the nearest Gamestop. Unless he's been banned from them too, I'm pretty sure they would carry the same video game peripheral garbage as Gamestop.
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But there's a specific place he knows he's not allowed to go. This just makes the tard rage flow. A normal person would just go somewhere else. Fuck, a normal person wouldn't be banned from anywhere in the first place. But this is Chris.
 
AnOminous said:
But there's a specific place he knows he's not allowed to go. This just makes the tard rage flow.
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this is beautiful and poetic.

there's a place that he can't go
and that makes his tard rage flow
he hates that he still can't shop
at that local gamestop
 
Am I the only one who starts off reading the first few words in 'Female Lesbian Soul' voice, before switching to 'petulant 6 year old'?
 
Innocuous Banter said:
It's not really accepting defeat, it's just doing whatever is convenient for him
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Probably. But the Chris we all know would just have made up some poor excuse, claimed some sort of victory in one of his delusions, or just let it pass without a word.
Explicitly giving up and calmly ammitting he's going nowhere is... well, uncharacteristic by him.
 
Nexus_Polaris said:
Probably. But the Chris we all know would just have made up some poor excuse, claimed some sort of victory in one of his delusions, or just let it pass without a word.
Explicitly giving up and calmly ammitting he's going nowhere is... well, uncharacteristic by him.
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Maybe, but cwc is pretty predictable. I can already imagine why he's doing this
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
"Eyagh, what do you mean I'm still not allowed in?? I lifted your ban against me! I even said so ON MY FACEBOOK PAGE."
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Yeah, I was thinking about that. Is he actually banned from Simon Malls and Best Buy? This doesn't say he is, but it might be out of date.
He boycotted Best Buy because of the yellow-shirt conspiracy right?
And are we to believe that he is ending the embargo on GameStop just so that he can order stuff online from there?
 
Innocuous Banter said:
Order of events:

1. CWC apologizes/accepts defeat
2. so he thinks Gamestop is receptive to his apology because he is brave for accepting defeat
3. lol no, still banned
4. Shit goes down again
5. Marvin explains how his pet is improving
6. No more optimism
7. A-logs win
8. Threads ruined
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Chris didn't think that the ban at the game place would get lifted without hearing it explicitly from Snyder. He's even less likely to think that with gamestop.

It'd be funny if he did, but not likely.

Heh, and Chris isn't my pet. He's more like an animal in a zoo.
 
Marvin said:
Chris didn't think that the ban at the game place would get lifted without hearing it explicitly from Snyder. He's even less likely to think that with gamestop.
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Don't be so sure. He's still an idiot and it's still early in the year.

Heh, and Chris isn't my pet. He's more like an animal in a zoo.
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Nah, this:
DragoonSierra said:
You mean like the one you trot out on leashes when the 4th graders show up on the school field trip?
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Fixed
 
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AnOminous said:
So does this mean he plans to try to go into the GameStop he's banned from since he's generously offered to buy stuff from them again?
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It means he's going to awkwardly send them forgiveness blessings in the mail and make a case that SHE ended the embargo. SHE is helping you make sales
 
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