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Ravenor said:
Given what we know about Chris that's a sure bet, it's also a sure bet that Chris isn't really aware of what he's got or really cares. He know he has autism and that matters to him, I mean I doubt we will ever know for certain exactly what he's got or at least the state of Virginia thinks he's got as the only place that held that info Bob's file cabinet and that's probably gone up in smoke during the fire (not discounting any work up he get's in future when he has another run in with the police).
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Sad really.
 
Ravenor said:
Indeed, I have in the past wondering where Chris would be today if he got the help he really needed he would never have been normal but he could be better than he ever has been. The really sad part is Chris isn't able to improve significantly anymore but to make it worse Chris doesn't think he needs any help.
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That's how I feel.
 
Agentpeanut said:
I've always been miffed over how Chris has been able to receive benefits for merely being a high functioning Autistic. I mean, it's not like his autism is severe enough to prevent him from being able to work. The only real issue that I could see being a cause for concern would be a lack of social skills. As you've said, I have a feeling that Chris probably has a string of mental disorders, diagnosed or otherwise, that go beyond him simply being autistic.
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I'm right there with you, but being that Chris can speak and purchase McDonalds does not make him High Functioning.
1. He cannot work around others because he has severely impaired ideas about social boundries, as exampled by Catie cakes asking him to stay the hell away, and Chris being the autistic man that he is pulled a PePe LePew and decided to violate her space once more...he's probably done this to a lot of women.
2. He seems to react to stimuli or opposition with psychotic and agitated behaviour...see Snyder and GameStop incident
3. He's stuck in a delusional fantasy world... do you know how many employers would reject him based on the way he looks..and then when opens his mouth, he will automatically introduce himself as Christine Weston Chandler, lesbian, transgender, intersex author and illustrator of Sonichu the Electric Pokemon"..Forget being forced to work with the filthy males that are way beneath him..
4. He can't really drive...liscenced suspended and several "accidents"
5. He Burnt down Barb's Hoard like the epic ending scene in "What's Eating Gilbert Grape".. that alone would send most people with mental delays to group homes.

Chris is not fit to navigate society and he is certainly not high functioning. Functioning and waddling through the motions are two very different things.
 
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Asandy31 said:
Chris is not fit to navigate society and he is certainly not high functioning. Functioning and waddling through the motions are two very different things.
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High functioning when Chris was declared that basically meant you didn't spend all day banging your head against a wall making grunting noises unless restrained. He's high functioning by the standards of a different era.
 
AnOminous said:
High functioning when Chris was declared that basically meant you didn't spend all day banging your head against a wall making grunting noises unless restrained. He's high functioning by the standards of a different era.
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To add to this, Chris has stated that early diagnoses of himself weren't actually indicating that he would be high-functioning. He was mute until age 7 and says that the doctors thought he would never be able to read or write. If Bob applied for Chris' disability based on this picture of Chris, then he would definitely have been considered unable to work for a living.
 
Asandy31 said:
I'm right there with you, but being that Chris can speak and purchase McDonalds does not make him High Functioning.
1. He cannot work around others because he has severely impaired ideas about social boundries, as exampled by Catie cakes asking him to stay the hell away, and Chris being the autistic man that he is pulled a PePe LePew and decided to violate her space once more...he's probably done this to a lot of women.
2. He seems to react to stimuli or opposition with psychotic and agitated behaviour...see Snyder and GameStop incident
3. He's stuck in a delusional fantasy world... do you know how many employers would reject him based on the way he looks..and then when opens his mouth, he will automatically introduce himself as Christine Weston Chandler, lesbian, transgender, intersex author and illustrator of Sonichu the Electric Pokemon"..Forget being forced to work with the filthy males that are way beneath him..
4. He can't really drive...liscenced suspended and several "accidents"
5. He Burnt down Barb's Hoard like the epic ending scene in "What's Eating Gilbert Grape".. that alone would send most people with mental delays to group homes.

Chris is not fit to navigate society and he is certainly not high functioning. Functioning and waddling through the motions are two very different things.
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Chris is entirely capable of holding down a job. He'd need to get corrected several times and maybe fired once or twice for certain stubborn behaviors to sink in. He would bitch about da stress and da jerkops, but he would get over it if he had to.

We laugh at how Chris doesn't learn, but Chris doesn't learn because he doesn't have any driving force that forces him to. Why would he learn how to properly thank people or ask for things when stuff shows up regardless?
 
Sarcastic Username said:
Chris is entirely capable of holding down a job. He'd need to get corrected several times and maybe fired once or twice for certain stubborn behaviors to sink in. He would bitch about da stress and da jerkops, but he would get over it if he had to.
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No employer would tolerate his learning curve. None. Why would an employer put up with a spastic tard who is nearly impossible to train when they have no shortage of non-smelly, non-retarded teenagers to do the same shit?

For instance, the Wendy's thing where he scared children with his terrifying Donald Duck impression. If he had a more patient employer who would have let that slide, but yelled at him for it, he would have learned only not to do that Donald Duck impression. He wouldn't learn not to be too creepy to interact with kids at all, much less not to do shit like that in public.

And that was just one of many retarded things that led up to him being fired.

With months of painstaking effort, an employer could get him to be marginally functional, but in the meantime, they'd be losing business and they'd have to assign tard wranglers to him, basically paying for two employees to cancel each other's efforts out, as the tard wrangler would be entirely occupied just dealing with Chris fucking up.

That's not employable by the Social Security definition.
 
AnOminous said:
No employer would tolerate his learning curve. None. Why would an employer put up with a spastic tard who is nearly impossible to train when they have no shortage of non-smelly, non-retarded teenagers to do the same shit?

For instance, the Wendy's thing where he scared children with his terrifying Donald Duck impression. If he had a more patient employer who would have let that slide, but yelled at him for it, he would have learned only not to do that Donald Duck impression. He wouldn't learn not to be too creepy to interact with kids at all, much less not to do shit like that in public.

And that was just one of many retarded things that led up to him being fired.

With months of painstaking effort, an employer could get him to be marginally functional, but in the meantime, they'd be losing business and they'd have to assign tard wranglers to him, basically paying for two employees to cancel each other's efforts out, as the tard wrangler would be entirely occupied just dealing with Chris fucking up.

That's not employable by the Social Security definition.
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Dont they get tax writ offs for hiring the disabled?
 
Those are signs of Chris being unwilling to work. Just refusing to work doesn't mean you are disabled.

(OT: the entire "disabled" category is broken in this country. https://archive.is/oNS8X or http://trilema.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/tlp.html for a fun read.)

There are employers like Goodwill who will work with the "hard-to-train" workers like Chris. They'll get a job coach going and help the worker manage themselves so they can do what is necessary.

But since Chris has his tugboat, he can say "I don wanna" at the slightest stress.
 
DragoonSierra said:
Dont they get tax writ offs for hiring the disabled?
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Yes, but the kind of sheltered workshop jobs specially designed for the disabled are not the kind of employment that constitutes substantial gainful activity under the Social Security Act. They have to give them tax write offs because it otherwise is not profitable to hire this kind of perosn.
 
AnOminous said:
No employer would tolerate his learning curve. None. Why would an employer put up with a spastic tard who is nearly impossible to train when they have no shortage of non-smelly, non-retarded teenagers to do the same shit?
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Sarcastic Username said:
There are employers like Goodwill who will work with the "hard-to-train" workers like Chris. They'll get a job coach going and help the worker manage themselves so they can do what is necessary.
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Chris could get a job and work. I see the point on no employer tolerating him, given the fruitloop he is. But that is why he would have to go through a community organization that assists mentally challenged people.

My city has one and I was briefly involved in a volunteer capacity years ago. Here is the link, just as an FYI:

http://prescottgroup.ca/what-we-do/test-page-2/

Look at the vids on the site. There are people waaayyyyy worse than Chris that have been employed and make a living. These people are real slow-in-the-head type. Chris, for all he is, is able to communicate and hold a conversation. In fact, looking at the people in the video, its scary to think that Chris could probably be the best worker there! LOL

Chris could get a job if he went this route. But, mental challenges aside, his upbringing and sense of entitlement, ego, vanity and narcissism, will obviously not allow him to take such a route.

He *could* get a job (with the organization's assistance), but he never will (because he is Chris).
 
LiveFromNS said:
Chris could get a job if he went this route. But, mental challenges aside, his upbringing and sense of entitlement, ego, vanity and narcissism, will obviously not allow him to take such a route.

He *could* get a job (with the organization's assistance), but he never will (because he is Chris).
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And that really is the crux of the issue. It's not that Chris can't work, he simply doesn't want to. Why should he when he's spent almost the entirety of his adult life being paid by the state for doing fuck all? This combined with his coddled upbringing that you mentioned and what you're left with is a spoiled man child who considers the concept of having to work for a living as being alien and beneath him.
 
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I love the "proficient" staff comment! LOL

But seriously, all of these videos show that people who have more mental challenges than Chris can be a productive member of society.

Its kind of an odd juxtaposition when you think of it. Here are these other challenged people who prob wear diapers, drool, cant speak etc. etc. Some I am sure cant read and write and probably have spaz attacks or seizures. Yet, there they are, working away and making coin.

Then you have Chris, who to us on here is prob the biggest tard in the universe, but he functions light years ahead of those people with regard to mental ability and capacity. Yet he doesn't work. Which kind of proves the point that it isn't his mental issues/autism that keeps him from working, its his lack of desire or need to do so.

If anyone should have received a free PS4, its one of the slow-in-da-heads in those videos.
 
LiveFromNS said:
I love the "proficient" staff comment! LOL

But seriously, all of these videos show that people who have more mental challenges than Chris can be a productive member of society.

Its kind of an odd juxtaposition when you think of it. Here are these other challenged people who prob wear diapers, drool, cant speak etc. etc. Some I am sure cant read and write and probably have spaz attacks or seizures. Yet, there they are, working away and making coin.

Then you have Chris, who to us on here is prob the biggest tard in the universe, but he functions light years ahead of those people with regard to mental ability and capacity. Yet he doesn't work. Which kind of proves the point that it isn't his mental issues/autism that keeps him from working, its his lack of desire or need to do so.

If anyone should have received a free PS4, its one of the slow-in-da-heads in those videos.
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They really do.

 
Holy nostalgia, Batman! I grew up in Chicago and have not heard the phrase "I sort glass!" in at LEAST fifteen years.

Also, am I correct in saying that, if Chris by some mind-boggling stroke of luck holds a well-paying job, he will always receive some form of tugboat because of SSDI?
 
Elaine Benes said:
Also, am I correct in saying that, if Chris by some mind-boggling stroke of luck holds a well-paying job, he will always receive some form of tugboat because of SSDI?
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No, there are two issues. One is asset limitations on being able to collect at all, and that applies to needs-based programs like SSI that basically act as a safety net. Because of his odd situation and that his disability has lasted since childhood and was based on his dad's eligibility, he is on SSDI, which is an insurance program that pays out based on disability regardless of whether you "need" it as such.

You still have to be disabled to qualify.

However, if you are able to perform what is called substantial gainful activity, which is any full-time job available in the national economy, then you are by definition not disabled and do not qualify. There are also (earned) income limits, where by definition if you are earning that much, you are not disabled.
 
AnOminous said:
No, there are two issues. One is asset limitations on being able to collect at all, and that applies to needs-based programs like SSI that basically act as a safety net. Because of his odd situation and that his disability has lasted since childhood and was based on his dad's eligibility, he is on SSDI, which is an insurance program that pays out based on disability regardless of whether you "need" it as such.

You still have to be disabled to qualify.

However, if you are able to perform what is called substantial gainful activity, which is any full-time job available in the national economy, then you are by definition not disabled and do not qualify. There are also (earned) income limits, where by definition if you are earning that much, you are not disabled.
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So... the CWCki was wrong when they called Bob wrong? Bob was right that Chris should never get a job?
 
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