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Baobinga said:
If you take a look at chris's daily transactions on things like pre-paids people have given him, every single meal is either fast food, frozen, from a can. On top of this all day long he likely eats junk food and soda. If I had to guess the majority of chris's money goes to rent and the rest toward maintaining his ever thinning greasy mop with food that does nothing but put further stress on his body. Oh, and the 100-200 dollars a month he probably spends on mangling perfectly good amiibo's with model magic and paint.
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If Blarb is back to her old habits, the kitchen is totally unusable so that's his only choice.
 
facepalm said:
The longer the PS4 wait goes, the funnier it gets.
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Agreed.
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My question is why did he wait until recently to want one? If he wanted one so bad he should have just bought one with that $1000 that was given to him.
 
Mary Lee Walsh said:
Guys I just thought of something. You know how several people have posted in these ps4 threads questions about why doesn't he just buy one himself?

Well I just realized, is it possible he's in so much debt that cc companies won't authorize such a transaction?

Or

His credit is so bad cc companies won't let him make such a big transaction?

Or

He has so much riding him financially with his health, his mom, and other essentials such as maintaining the house that he can't afford the ps4?

Just wondering...
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The problem is that he spends money as soon as he gets it. It really would t be hard for him to save up $500 of tugboat money, but that would require some basic impulse control.

From what we know, he manages to make the minimum payments on his cards. It's actually remarkable hes managed to keep out of more serious financial ruin.
 
KangarooMouse said:
My question is why did he wait until recently to want one? If he wanted one so bad he should have just bought one with that $1000 that was given to him.
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Because he bought a ps4 game that he now realized he can't play without a ps4.

Also I love that Chris thinks women say 'get something off my breasts' instead of 'get something off my chest.' I know it's just a language thing, but the idea that his use of words implies women have boobs instead of a heart is really funny to me.
 
Gunslinger said:
Since you're not a mind reader or psychic, Chris, let me spell it out for you:
No. One. Wants. Your. Crap. Seriously.
The people that wanted amiibos already have the amiibos. There are a few people that probably still want commissions or medallions, but they don't want $500 bucks worth of them! If Chris really wanted someone to invest that much money he should finish some of the comic pages he has already promised to do. Not just the ones that Dstecks paid for which didn't necessarily have a timeline, but the pages he promised to make if he got donations to help with his "peace of mind".
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"Chris doesn't read your posts. Stop trying to directly, or indirectly, chastise Chris through your posts. He does not care about what you have to say, and these rants are boring."
 
chris does know that women can say "get it off my chest" too right?
or is he that desperate to remind everyone that he's a "woman"?
 
Idiot. The breasts and the chest are two different things, and technically, both genders also have both.
 
I love how he acts like he's doing us a big favor by acting like people would unironically want his awful products.

Desperate Chris is best Chris.
 
At least when he was begging for that LEGO Sea Cow in 2014 (which he was keen to stress he really needed too) he eventually came to his senses, realised no-one in their right mind would buy it for him and went and got it himself. Here, he seems a hell of a lot more desperate and angry that no-one's getting him one so who knows where this ride will end?
 
TheImportantFart said:
At least when he was begging for that LEGO Sea Cow in 2014 (which he was keen to stress he really needed too) he eventually came to his senses, realised no-one in their right mind would buy it for him and went and got it himself. Here, he seems a hell of a lot more desperate and angry that no-one's getting him one so who knows where this ride will end?
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It will all end in blarms. At least I hope.
 
Dain Bramage said:
Actually, he seems to. Not as obsessively as Taters does, but there are some occasions where his Tweets are in response to something that he read here at the Farms.
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I don't use twitter so that's a surprise to me. So despite reading the forum and maybe even this very post he still doesn't have the self-awareness to not fall for stupid shit. I will never get over this.

AnOminous said:
If Blarb is back to her old habits, the kitchen is totally unusable so that's his only choice.
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There was a pasta strainer in the sink in the spermsicle video. Perhaps much like the mighty Phoenix, new life emerged from the ashes. In Chris' case it was more like the chance to experience a home-made dinner of pasta, if badly made and covered with cheap canned microwavable pasta sauce, before the diminishing availability of clean kitchenware made it all too inconvenient once again. (:_(
 
DangDirtyTrolls said:
He thinks just because he put a $500 price tag on his shit that it makes it worth $500.
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This is an issue that many people have. The difference is that people who aren't Chris will understand when the reality of value is explained to them and will reduce their asking price or offer something more.

Chris just has a tantrum and blames it on da twolls.
 
Dain Bramage said:
Actually, he seems to. Not as obsessively as Taters does, but there are some occasions where his Tweets are in response to something that he read here at the Farms.
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It's still a good rule, otherwise we'd get flooded with weens trying to talk to Chris.
 
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