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Kim Wilson has something to get off her breasts too: "You're giving them $500 of nothing." OUCH!
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Wow, even his asspatters are chastising him for this. That's amazing.
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Wow, even his asspatters are chastising him for this. That's amazing.
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Shit himself, do nothing, rage about blue arms (if applicable), then finally suck it up and blow cash on a standard PS4...provided it's not a new Sonic game on the Wii U.
Though why Chris wants specifically 500GB PS4s instead of...whatever else mem. capacity options are available remains to be fully elaborated.
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He's also linked to a 1TB PS4, and one of the accessories he wants is a 1TB internal drive.
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I would love for somebody to ask him what his concept of computer memory is. Beyond that Random Access Humor bullshit he pulls as an excuse sometimes.
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"The opportunity to have such a unique shopping experience that I can offer."
That IS true, Chris. I mean, I've seen Play-Doh smeared like sloppy, angry shit stains on plastic action figures before, usually in ancient toy bins of my childhood, or in the trash (where the toys of my childhood usually go). But actually being charged money for one of those pieces of shit?
That is indeed a fucking unique shopping experience.
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I really like the "I'm not a mind reader so I can't tell what people want....so I offered the voucher so people could pick what they wanted"..... like Chris actually believes that people are mad or upset about the voucher. In Chris's mind, it HAS to be that he's offering a voucher instead of Chris-chosen-items....and not, let's say, the fact that he's trying to get a PS4 in exchange for child-like drawings and playdough covered amiibos.
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God, I forgot tubby's vanity lair.
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Don't forget earlier, when people were laughing at all the other things he had failed to do and doubted Chris would deliver the promised goods rapidly, he got angry and promised that he would not forget to send the voucher.
Chris really isn't very smart.
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Guys, I'll mail the voucher just fine, because it's easy to do, because I only didn't deliver the $1000 worth of pages because I am too lazy to, not because I forgot.
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It's probably Kim, since she's willing to tell Chris the truth and not sugar coat anything. I say we all pitch in and send Kim a PS4 just for popping that dirty delusional grease buble out of genuine concern.
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Chris is just entitled, period. He has been spoiled for most of his life, given nearly everything he wants, and told he's a special, amazing, and attractive person by his Mommy. So he believes it to the point that he thinks he's the most important person ever and everyone owes him, be it because of his perceived amazingness or because someone hurt his feel-bads.
Nah. She's said things like this before, and other people have said the same thing you have. She's still there.
"The begging comes of as a bit...much."
"A bit...much" here is polite shorthand for "the most retarded thing since attraction signs and hearts on strings".
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Down in the references of the CWCki article, there's a link to a PDF of the actual plans. There's even a conference table around the center of the room in them, which emphasizes just how large the office is.
Maybe CWC expressed a subconscious desire to exercise, seeing as how one would have to walk quite a bit to travel across the office? That, or CWC just threw out a number without really understanding just how big it would be.
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We do get a scene involving this room in Issue 6 I think.
I want to think the latter.
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Nah shes an old gal pal from 2009 and has actually met Chris IRL. Chris's IRL friends are few and far between and hes going to keep them no matter what especially if they are women.
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I was thinking about all this earlier and I wondered what exactly meant by 500 dollar voucher for his shop. Now, I know what a voucher is, but this is Chris we're talking about and he might not. So the question is this: When he says "in exchange you'll get a 500 dollar voucher", does he mean "Here's a coupon that will allow you to purchase 500 dollars worth of merchandise from my shop for free", or does he mean "Here's a coupon that will graciously give you the opportunity to spend an additional 500 dollars of your money on my merchandise?"
Cause if the latter is the case that just makes the deal even shittier, and Chris even greedier.
That's gonna be the new Sonic Boom game, right? Watch SEGA put out a special Sonic Boom PS4 bundle, complete with a Blue PS4, and then watch as Chris first loses his shit over it, and then in a supreme twist of hypocrisy actually caves in and gets it himself.
Or watch as some ween buys that one for him instead of the one he wants as a failed way of trolling him.
Cause if the latter is the case that just makes the deal even shittier, and Chris even greedier.
That's gonna be the new Sonic Boom game, right? Watch SEGA put out a special Sonic Boom PS4 bundle, complete with a Blue PS4, and then watch as Chris first loses his shit over it, and then in a supreme twist of hypocrisy actually caves in and gets it himself.
Or watch as some ween buys that one for him instead of the one he wants as a failed way of trolling him.
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State of the art vidya is Every Americans God Given Right!
He's really been stewing over this. The ps4 has been out for over two years. If he had saved $15 a month he would own one by now. But he doesn't.. and that's on YOU, America!
He's really been stewing over this. The ps4 has been out for over two years. If he had saved $15 a month he would own one by now. But he doesn't.. and that's on YOU, America!
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