Sonichu FB 3/21 - Explaining Sonchu design

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muh_moobs said:
If that's the case, he could just lay low for a while and then apply. If he hasn't received a written ban, there should be nothing internal that would stop him from applying to, say, Target.


Ultimately, though, we all know this will never happen.
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Even if Chris wanted a job he's already banned from most of the places he'd want to work at.
 
I know almost nothing about transformers, but I am mildly hyped for that announcement.
Could it finally be the return of our beloved Sonichu?

Can't wait for Chris to disappoint me!
 
I know a guy who got arrested, with 20 DVDs under his waistband at wallmart. he ended up working there (in the electronics dept, 5 years later

now Chris is a bit more memorable but it's possible
 
I love how Chris talks like he's some famous comic writer that's being interviewed . "Oh, funny story, actually!"

No one gives a shit, Chris. It doesn't matter where the "inspiration" came from, because it's all plagiarism, one way or another.
 
Marvin said:
Heh, he's sent articles from the cwcki to past e-galpals because he was too lazy to recount some part of his life story. He just said "hmm, yeh, ignore da mean parts, here's my time in high school".
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Oh wow!
 
MasterDisaster said:
Even if Chris wanted a job he's already banned from most of the places he'd want to work at.
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Back up three steps. Forget being banned, Chris hasn't actually put in an application anywhere in at least five years, probably closer to ten. For a background check to cost you a job, you have to ask for a job first.
 
A 35 year old man tells a bunch of people who don't give a shit where he got the idea for his doodles of children's toys.
 
ChurchOfGodBear said:
Back up three steps. Forget being banned, Chris hasn't actually put in an application anywhere in at least five years, probably closer to ten. For a background check to cost you a job, you have to ask for a job first.
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Chris blames trolls for everything bad in his life. Doesn't matter what it is or the fact that there is literally no way we could have done anything.
I bet Chris would blame us if he got a job and was forced to work. "Those dang dirty trolls are forcing me to work when god promised me a pretty wife who would let me stay at home! If it wasn't for them I'd have that wife! And a daughter!"
 
JULAY said:
A 35 year old man tells a bunch of people who don't give a shit where he got the idea for his doodles of children's toys.
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Why does that sound like the pitch for the worst movie ever?
 
And here chris misses the point why he has a faux chesthood. It was not possible to make a toy with that narow frame, so they make it look like his chest is the roof. Here chris just sticks on a fake grill that does not even look like what he turs into.
 
Marvin said:
Heh, he's sent articles from the cwcki to past e-galpals because he was too lazy to recount some part of his life story. He just said "hmm, yeh, ignore da mean parts, here's my time in high school".
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Jesus Christ, and I thought I had heard it all when it came to Chris' legendary laziness

Like...How is it possible to be so lazy that you can't even be bothered to just copy and paste the parts of an article you approve of?!

Hitler: Here's my wikipedia article. Oh, just ignore the parts about the Jews. Here's what I did for Germany's economy."
 
Replicant Sasquatch said:
In fairness to Chris, that holds some water. The catalog of his misadventures is so exhaustive it's frankly creepy. Any employer looking into him will find a host of obvious reasons he should not hire Chris.

But that still only goes so far. As a potential employee Chris throws up a lot of red flags well before you get to the point of Googling him. Namely the fact he's 35 and has virtually no work experience or education. To say nothing of his certainly abysmal interview skills. Who knows, maybe if he got his act together he could probably land a gig at Wal-Mart.
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Wal-Mart would never hire him to work there because he's already been banned from there twice. If he wasn't banned they would probably make him work somewhere in the back so he wouldn't freak out any customers, not to mention I'm sure a lot of female employees would be reporting him for sexual harassment.

MasterDisaster said:
Even if Chris wanted a job he's already banned from most of the places he'd want to work at.
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"You're almost 30 and you want to work at Target?"
 
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thenakedhomeless said:
What a shit design. The only thing resembling sonichu is the yellow colour.
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Broseph said:
"You're almost 30 and you want to work at Target?"
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You would be surprised.

What wouldn't be surprising is Chris not making the cut because he's horribly out of shape and has trouble lifting heavy loads. He can't speak clearly worth a damn, so he can't be any good helping customers. He'd have to buy his own clothes because of the dress code (red shirt, tan long leg pants). He has a history of disobeying superiors. That would be enough to disqualify him for even cart pushing duty.

Oh, and there's one other thing, too: missing two days of work or not calling in ahead of time to notify absences so a replacement can be found is grounds for immediate termination of employment. Chris wouldn't stand a chance of lasting three months.
 
Bill Finger saw Leonardo da Vinci's ornithopter designs and created Batman. Walt Disney found a mouse trapped in his waste paper basket and created Mickey Mouse. Chris watched Transformers and did nothing interesting.
 
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