FB 5/16 Learning to be a Lesbian

[Gazelle_Bro]

Chris just posted a bunch of texts on Facebook of him talking to an unknown person. Apparently talking about lesbian sex and shit.

 

[Lipitor]

Some context bro?

Also don't ruin scissoring for him. It's hilarious when talks about it.

Also I love how he couldn't even find a site with real lesbians. He's attracted to straight women, not lesbians. He really thinks he's gonna find a knockout lesbian who is actually into him.

These girls are the co-ed type you usually find in porn. I'm convinced the only thing Christian likes about lesbians is there are no men in their porn. It's so utterly transparent he knows nothing about real lesbians.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Alright which of you is it

 

[Kaptcher]

...Chris's dick is now an extended Bonobo monkey clit and this is somehow alluring to lesbian women.

That about right?

 

[Nick Drake]

"And I know a sufficient amount from porn."

 

[Amerighi da Caravaggio]

I've had disturbing fever dreams that were like this...

 

[CornetteFace]

........What?

Seriously, what have I just stumbled upon?

 

[Cumuppance]

What did we do to deserve this?

 

[KaiserC]

"My expectations are realistic"

ow my sides

 

[ToroidalBoat]

>the porn

I see Chris hasn't abandoned the habit of the unnecessary use of "the." And there's the bonobos again.

 

[StupidSexyFlanders]

"I know a sufficient amount from some of the porn, as well as the Tribadism Wikipedia page"

Why is he always plugging that wikipedia page. Does he actually think that reading it is some form of accomplishment? Who am I kidding, of course he does

 

[Ravenor]

And there's the bonobos again.

Other than that one fucking artical I want to know how much he knows about them, I know it's not going to extend beyond tribbing but it'd be interesting to know the limits of his knowledge.

 

[The Knife]

Honestly, I think the whole tribbing thing may be a long set-up to "oops! My duck slipped in your china dere!"

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

Honestly, I think the whole tribbing thing may be a long set-up to "oops! My duck slipped in your china dere!"

Please don't make this worse than it already is.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

I have found that I'm quite good with my tongue;

I dread to fucking think how he came to that conclusion. I pray to godbearjesus that barb is not in any way culpable

 

[kobebyarlant]

Since mods are autistic and take rhetorical questions as literally talking to Chris:
Why would Chris do this? What would he have to gain from posting this on FB? Once again he's his own worst troll.

 

[drtoboggan]

He's like a kid (well...) who just saw his first girl/girl scene and thought "I want to do that."

 

[KaiserC]

Honestly, I think the whole tribbing thing may be a long set-up to "oops! My duck slipped in your china dere!"

Can I borrow a Horrifying rating?

 

[Red_Rager]

...

He thinks sex is all there is to being in a relationship.

 

[Billy_Sama]

So is this what Chris talks about when he has a conservation with lesbians, straight to the subject of sex? I am pretty sure lesbians don't like to discuss their sexuality to a poorly dress drag queen. He is over his head on sexuality and gender, it is going to be good Chris Saga.