LGBT FB 6/16 - How do I lesbian

[Peace and Harmony]

Probing thoughts indeed

 

[Yaks]

Is Chris also #bonobo?

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

Jesus wept.
Please don't "Think Thoughts Out", Chris. I'm still trying to decode what certain paragraphs are supposed to even say.

 

[RP 520]

Probing thoughts indeed

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Chris really REALLY needs to see a shrink, also the shrink needs to have a professional decoder with him to decipher Chris's world-salad thoughts.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

I think there might be an error in the #FemaleSoul software. Please turn Chris off and on again and see if that fixes whatever the hell the interface is trying to say.

 

[Rin]

This is like Tumblr for Toddlers, as explained by Captain Obvious.

 

[CatParty]

Spoiler: Makes about as much sense as

 

[MY 405]

#OhForFucksSake

 

[Conrix]

Is Chris also #bonobo?

I'm personally awaiting the #lizardkin saga.

 

[LiquidCooledGonads]

Transmales: Now with added #gay.

 

[champthom]

The only thing I can gather from this is he's conflating gender with sexual orientation by suggesting he'd only be a transwoman if he was a man who wanted to be a woman but liked men like a majority of women. If a woman who wanted to be a man liked men, s/he would be gay and not a transmale.

Or maybe he means something completely different. I don't know anymore, really.

 

[YI 457]

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Déjà vu. Nothing new. Remember the classic:

 

[BlueWalls]

Sooo... somebody asked Chris why he thinks he's transgender and he winds up realizing what the definition of 'gay' is?

Goddammit, Chris...

 

[Queen of Tarts]

Probing thoughts indeed

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I guess it's a step up from hating homos, at least.

 

[Trickie]

So... if I'm understanding this correctly, the only reason Chris is a "lesbian identified male" and not just a trans woman is because they're attracted to women and not men? I'm pretty sure just about everyone in the transsexual community would take issue with gender identity being conflated with sexual orientation like that.

 

[Purple Man]

I never knew hashtags were labels soul identifiers for someone's sexual preferences, and that you can add them together to form a person.

It feels like Chris is trying to stack some words on top of another, to form something compelling for himself.

That, or he just discovered how search function works on a Booru site.

 

[chimpburgers]

That was a complete mindfuck to read. Fucking Chris.

 

[DeadMansHand]

I still feel a greater attraction, and turn on, from women, versus the males.

Yeah. No one's turned on by Chris. No one.

Or maybe he was trying to say he's starting to get turned on by guys.

Either way, it's pretty horrifying.

 

[Four-Wheeled Fedora]

Trying to parse that made my hangover infinitely worse somehow.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Anytime Chris says "here's a musing" or a "thought out thought," you just know it's probably going to be gibberish and/or stupid. Moreso than normal.