FB 6/26 - Random Thought

[The Bourguignon]

that thought was indeed random.

 

[DonaldJTrump]

I don't think Chris knows much about anime other than what he learned from Megan. He's honestly not much of a weeb.

I can see fatty going to Victoria's Secret and getting scared off though.

Or getting maced by a girl there who bought Mace for the sole purpose of defending herself from people like him

 

[IV 445]

Or getting maced by a girl there who bought Mace for the sole purpose of defending herself from people like him

Mace-off face-off.

I imagine your average woman would be quicker on the draw with her weapon than Chris:

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

It could be that his Chinese Girl Cartoon heroines wear some sort of knee or thigh highs, and when Chris puts them on, he can't, because they're made for girls and he's a fat manchild.

Or it could be that he's just exceptionally individualed.

 

[DonaldJTrump]

A Woman would probably make him cry with mace, He'd run away fast.

 

[kobebyarlant]

World's Smartest Clothing Critic

 

[MediExcalibur2012]

What?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Mace-off face-off.

I imagine your average woman would be quicker on the draw with her weapon than Chris:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=id=mQ9tjxaH5yE;t=59

Especially since it's a pen-knife, which aren't exactly deadly weapons

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Especially since it's a pen-knife, which aren't exactly deadly weapons

He sliced his finger on it and had to go the emergency room to get it stitched up.

A pocket knife to Chris is a deadly weapon.

 

[DonaldJTrump]

He sliced his finger on it and had to go the emergency room to get it stitched up.

A pocket knife to Chris is a deadly weapon.

He wouldnt know how to defend himself with it, He couldnt protect himself from EVIL ASSISTANT MANAGER's using pepper spray

 

[ZehnBoat]

He wouldnt know how to defend himself with it, He couldnt protect himself from EVIL ASSISTANT MANAGER's using pepper spray

he wouldn't know what to do with it because he expects his opponents to stand still and not struggle at the slightest

 

[Dain Bramage]

Damn that selfish Cole pissing away his money in New York instead of giving it to his mother and sister.

But now let me tell you about pantyhose.......

 

[Rabbit Bones]

This is Kylie Brooks level confusing bullshit.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

That's Jaden Smith level of Hermeticism right there.

How can hosiery be real if Chris isn't real?

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

This sounds like something taken out of context from a mediocre CWCbait article on gendered clothing and reposted missing a few words in the hopes of sounding smart.

fixed

 

[Jerkop In Training]

more proof this tomgirl shit needs to stop

 

[Somarichu the Abomination]

This sounds like something taken out of context from a mediocre clickbait article on gendered clothing and reposted missing a few words in the hopes of sounding smart.

Autistic transwoman says a thing. You won't believe what the trolls do next!

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What did he mean by this?

I think Chris means that hosiery and stockings are "non-conforming" when guys wear them.

 

[Dio Brando]

:autism:

 

[2_blank_spaces]

Hosiery and stockings were always made for women... I think the autism is so stupid, it's making me second guess myself..