FB 6/26 - Random Thought

[RichardDripp]

How so, Chris? They will go well with your receding hairline, bulbous gut, and the two-day stubble.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

Is anyone else shocked that Chris knew a word as specific as "hosiery."

 

[MrsFrizzle]

Is anyone else shocked that Chris knew a word as specific as "hosiery."

I think Chris means "hose" rather than "hosiery", which would include socks of all kinds?

 

[jts1281]

So Chris is gonna become the fourth Musketeer?

 

[Muncie Anderson]

Wow, Chris sure got over the anger about Cole ignoring him and Barb quickly, didn't he?

 

[Hyperion]

So Chris is gonna become the fourth Musketeer?

Something like this I imagine.

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

Chris is going to go nonbinary, isn't he?

Nope! Not doing it! If he does neopronouns (xir, vaer, all that fun stuff) I'm going to go total A-Log!

 

[Mangosteen]

Maybe it's because they were designed for women, you troglodyte.

 

[Lexzilla]

Chris is going to go nonbinary, isn't he?

Nope! Not doing it! If he does neopronouns (xir, vaer, all that fun stuff) I'm going to go total A-Log!

"My pronouns are sonichu/sonichis/sonicheirs"

 

[DonaldJTrump]

Chris has NO concept of Gender Identity at all, all he knows is Just to hate men.

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

Chris has NO concept of Gender Identity at all, all he knows is Just to hate men.

I take back what I say about him being the proto-brony. He's the Proto-tumblrista.

 

[DonaldJTrump]

His misconcept of gender identity stems from him having no friendships with men except with trolls

This started back in Middle school with Sarah Hammer being super nice to him in Middle school, then onto high school with the gal pals, then with Megan and others, etc

While his experience with men is to Chris's own fault, like with Michael Snyder.

 

[pickledance]

Chris honestly thinks he's deep by saying socks are worn by both genders. Can't make this shit up.

 

[DonaldJTrump]

Chris honestly thinks he's deep by saying socks are worn by both genders. Can't make this shit up.

Whilst having a shoddy concept of what that even is

 

[Apocalypso]

"His naivete and whining makes Chris one of society's nonsensical varmints."

 

[Optimus Prime]

Autism.

Autism never changes.

 

[Wally Balljacker]

Translation: "I'm autistic!" *farts*

My autism translator may be malfunctioning at this point, but with this output I can't be sure.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

the thought of Chris squeezing into hosiery is making me asexual, somebody help me

 

[Ntwadumela]

More proof that Chris is actually a man

 

[cwcproquo]

Is anyone else shocked that Chris knew a word as specific as "hosiery."

He has probably seen the word on a sign or on a shopping website but doesn't understand what it means specifically. In many clothing stores, they will have a Men's clothes section and Women's clothes section but a single "Hosiery" section with socks and stockings and so on for both sexes.