Money FB 7/10 - Chris immediately needs 20 or 50 dollars via paypal

[Hand in glove]

Better open up my paypal or else he's going doooown.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I already sent Chris a one-of-a-kind Asperchu original drawing. It's appraised at $50 American, unmarked bills.

 

[Ruin]

Why is he so desperate all of the sudden? Did his court fine sink the ?

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

"I'm a little piggy"

This has to be the most honest thing Chris has ever said aside from admitting being retarded

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

You know what the most comical thing here is?

Chris's labored breathing from laying in an awkward angle being fucking unhealthy.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Shades of Bluespike. Also, is he high? He seriously sounds like he's been smoking weed.

 

[Lipitor]

I already sent Chris a one-of-a-kind Asperchu original drawing. It's appraised at $50 American, unmarked bills.

To be fair. That asperchu medallion probably does have a considerable commercial value. He could sell that.

 

[The Master]

I actually just watched the clip. Holy shit. He really doesn't care about this shit anymore! That is the single most disingenuous video I've ever seen him make! It's like he wanted another lego set, realized he gave the money he needed to get it from Barb, and then decided to just flop on the bed and make that video! Chris, just fucking be straight with us if you can't be arsed to lie properly!

 

[Fulmango]

The other video was funnier.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

To he fair. That asperchu medallion probably does have a considerable commercial value. He could sell that.

If someone wants that thing, offer him like $1. He's desperate.

 

[Tismo]

honestly it must be pretty impressive to be chris, that you can't receive a sum of money without immediately spending it on legos, videogames and other such tomfoolery, and then you gotta beg on it on your youtube channel literally no one except a bunch of morons that stalk you watch. truly living an advanced lifestyle.

 

[Stahl]

Is Chris trying force some meme he came up with in an attempt to get people to donate?

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

If anything, this video inspires me to work harder in hopes I'm never like Chris.

 

[Nyx]

When I first saw the video title I thought Barb had died again and fatty didn't know what to do with the body.

He's tried selling things, pleading, propositioning Nintendo, using his dying mother for sympathy and literally whoring himself out, but finally I think Chris has found his most successful e-begging technique yet. 14 seconds of whining about needing money right nooowwww; thats the kind of hardhitting shit that pulls right on your heartstrings and has finally convinced me to donate.

Unfortunate I only have British pounds so Chris doesn't want my money, oh well.

 

[Morshu]

I'm feeling anything but relieved right now.

Also his laziness to stay in bed while begging for money isn't doing the look of his hairline any favours.

 

[facepalm]

Thanks for lowering my IQ Chris.

 

[jenffer a jay]

this is what i brought with my cash from trash today for my miss j doll
4.50 bucks .....free and my daly 2l of pop

 

[Cogs of The Machine]

Damn, he done a cartman. trying to work out if he's either more lazy or more desperate. Begging for donations in bed what the hell lol

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

Shades of Bluespike. Also, is he high? He seriously sounds like he's been smoking weed.

I was thinking that Chris has never sounded so "normal."

 

[0xDEADBEEF]

Thanks for the cool meme Chris