Money FB 7/10 - Chris immediately needs 20 or 50 dollars via paypal

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wow I take a small nap like my lazy brother and I come back to see that Chris made 4 fucking messages about how he needs money.

Homelessness Saga INITATED

also did Mr Enter pay this guy to do something? why is Chris mentioning Mr Enter? give me all the late ratings, I need as many as I can to live.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
Incredible.

OPL's toxic behavior and flippant attitude to social behavior has bitten him in the ass in possibly the most perfect way imaginable.

Also, from what I've heard, the lures to draw in pokemon really don't work that well in rural areas anyway and the game algorithms rely on smartphone activity. So getting his fat ass banned from the mall pretty much shut out the best possible place for him to hunt pokemon.
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First Sega got him a suspended sentence over Sonic's blue arms and now Nintendo is going to get him trouble over a freemium app!
 
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Marvin said:
These videos are pretty good because of how desperate and dejected Chris is. I think he's really getting some shit from Barb right around the corner and that's why he's making these videos.

I think most begging videos are pretty mediocre though.
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I think what also makes these desperate begging videos interesting, is watching Chris try to add 'emotion' and 'emphasis' to his pleas.

Its like watching an alien who only has the vaguest notion of what human voice tones mean try to elicit sympathy. Its so unnatural, forced, and awkward that its on that wonderful razors edge of cringe and hilarious.
 
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I lost it at "right nooooooow."

He's got a bunch of PS4 games he bought but never played. It's amazing that he'd make an ass out of himself on the internet rather than sell the unused pieces of his toy hoard.

Chris's begging has really ramped up since Etsy closed his shop last month and denied him the extra $100-$200 per month that he's used to getting. In that time, we've seen him begging for asthma meds and electricity. He's tried narrating someone's fanfic and now he's demeaning himself on camera.

He's still got three and a half weeks until the next :tugboat:.
 
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Chris seems to think that acting as meek and pathetic as possible is the best way to get sympathy. The next video will probably be a shot of him crashed into slumber with a note on him saying, "NEED $100 NOW."

I thought the second video had a slightly passive-aggressive vibe. Like he was really pissed off that people weren't doing their job and sending him money.

There was something off about Chris' face in the Mr Enter video. With his mouth moving but the rest of his head motionless, I got a creepy Clutch Cargo vibe from it.

In summary, fucking man up, Chris.
 
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I think Chris read some of the comments on the forums, he shaved and put on his most blinding Sunday dress. Although I do not understand why he shaved, we saw his stubble in the last two videos and you can clearly see another dark patch of beard hair waiting to gouge his skin in the latest. Always with the backward logic, Chris.
It is obvious that the trolls just let him loose almost as if he were a kitten they brought home with them( for the initial novelty), but later that kitten grew into an unruly cat and tore their home to pieces.
The cat got used to the good life and is now struggling to learn valuable life lessons it should have learned if it were left to its own devices.
 
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