Money FB 7/10 - Chris immediately needs 20 or 50 dollars via paypal

[It's HK-47]

This thread should probably stay open at least as long as this series of dumb begging videos goes on. I'm inclined to shut it and reopen it if that happens, though. I don't think this bullshit from Chris deserves much attention.

I'd venture that it merits some degree of attention, personally. These videos are perhaps some of the most blatant instances of Christian pleading for pennies that he's ever released when one considers that he's given absolutely no rhyme or reason for it other than he wants money, now. It's hopefully becoming agonizingly obvious to everyone--particularly would-be donors--that he's hit the point where he's gotten so blasé with donations that he puts absolutely no effort forth to construct a lie, anymore. He's slowly devolving to a chubby, stubbled mass that listlessly gazes up at his camera, mumbling incoherently for monetary compensation for his existence.

Christian is teetering tantalizingly close to becoming publicly outraged that his common peasants aren't paying him when he demands thusly, after having become so accustomed to getting donation after donation for so long, now. Were he to maintain any effort in the upkeep of a facade such as his Etsy store, amusing YouTube content, or the Sonichu comics, I wouldn't be so intrigued because it would be almost as though he was putting some modicum of effort forth to pull in a meager amount of pocket change.

Christian has always given us some sort of reasoning in the past, something to make it seem as though he earned his keep, no matter how ridiculous. Whether it was purchasing his nonsense on Etsy, seeking compensation for completing a level in a video game or purchasing fruit for his mother, Christian always offered at least the weakest, possible form of an excuse for hurling spare change in his direction.

As it stands, he's gazing over the walls of his make-believe castle, becoming increasingly agitated at the lack of attention that his subjects lavish upon him. I find the potential ramifications for that particularly interesting.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Couldn't we just have a begging general thread? At this rate we'll have these threads every couple of days.

 

[mrmilkman]

There's probably some ween giving him money in the name of pissing us off.

 

[CatParty]

There's probably some ween giving him money in the name of pissing us off.

if you're pissed off there is something wrong. just remember someone is dumb enough to dole out money for no returns in the name of being in contact with a tranny autsitic that shits himself

 

[Medley]

I want to stress that donating to chris to get him addicted to hand outs DOES NOT MAKE YOU A TROLL. He was addicted long before and will be long after the donations stop. He has been on the government dole his entire life. If you donate to him it means you are just as autistic as him but actually you're even worse because hes found a way to get free money by being autistic.

 

[Dain Bramage]

There's probably some ween giving him money in the name of pissing us off.

If so, then that ween is wasting his money. Like I said before, it's not my money so there's no salt from me.

 

[Kumquat]

If so, then that ween is wasting his money. Like I said before, it's not my money so there's no salt from me.

It only mildly agitates me because I would like to see Chris finally realize that he can't survive on free handouts for his entire life. As it stands now, Chris still thinks that he can just live how he wants without having to have any kind of adult responsibilities whatsoever.

 

[GV 998]

Chris is basically Prince John from Disney's Robin Hood, only far less masculine...and less likable.

 

[ON 190]

Chris needs to start a meth lab. Ruckersville is small enough that he could probably corner the market, assuming his lab doesn't explode and burn down the house.

 

[Vault Boy]

Chris needs to start a meth lab. Ruckersville is small enough that he could probably corner the market, assuming his lab doesn't explode and burn down the house.

You know he'd do something stupid like posting flyers with the address of the lab all over town.

 

[ON 190]

You know he'd do something stupid like posting flyers with the address of the lab all over town.

And WAY overcharge. $1000 a rock!

(I have no idea what meth usually costs)

 

[CawkBlawk]

Chris needs to start a meth lab. Ruckersville is small enough that he could probably corner the market, assuming his lab doesn't explode and burn down the house.

Meth lab... He too stupid to safely operate a bloody coffee maker in the first place.
Apart from being far too inept to follow any kind of chemical recipe.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Chris needs to start a meth lab. Ruckersville is small enough that he could probably corner the market, assuming his lab doesn't explode and burn down the house.

he already tried that, why do you think his house burned down the first time

You know he'd do something stupid like posting flyers with the address of the lab all over town.

I'm surprised he isn't advertising his prostitution more
no wait, i am surprised, advertising off the web requires time and resources
better to make a video and post it on the web.. though that would mean he would advertise his meth on youtube

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

I'm surprised he isn't advertising his prostitution more
no wait, i am surprised, advertising off the web requires time and resources
better to make a video and post it on the web.. though that would mean he would advertise his meth on youtube

Those advertisements would take less than 10 seconds since be has become so lazy.

 

[bzewzi]

Those advertisements would take less than 10 seconds since be has become so lazy.

20 dollars... 50 dollars... american... whites only...

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

There's probably some ween giving him money in the name of pissing us off.

It is even funnier because both Chris and the idiot dishing out money are both going to be even worse off than before.
It is hilarious that someone is not creative enough to troll the farms properly. "I am going to throw money at this developmentally delayed crossdresser because kiwifarms was mean to me and Chris-Chan." I hope this donor has a wife, I would love to see them explain their way out of throwing 20s at a cross-dressing prostitute, who drinks his own semen.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

And WAY overcharge. $1000 a rock!

(I have no idea what meth usually costs)

It's a fair price, his rocks all weigh LIKE FIVE TONS!!!!!

 

[ZehnBoat]

It's a fair price, his rocks all weigh LIKE FIVE TONS!!!!!

look, da scale is broke.. it's not 10 ounces, it's 5 pounds at least. I can make it free if you let me do the hanky panky wit chu.

And WAY overcharge. $1000 a rock!

(I have no idea what meth usually costs)

for the sake of kiwifarms, we must know local meth prices for ruckersvile
(and watch some ween try to do that)

It is even funnier because both Chris and the idiot dishing out money are both going to be even worse off than before.
It is hilarious that someone is not creative enough to troll the farms properly. "I am going to throw money at this developmentally delayed crossdresser because kiwifarms was mean to me and Chris-Chan." I hope this donor has a wife, I would love to see them explain their way out of throwing 20s at a cross-dressing prostitute, who drinks his own semen.

remember that comic that spawned the troll face?
and how it basically showed what most trolling really is?
that's basically what happens when someone donates money to chris.

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

Dear god, that fucking face! ewww!
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That's a real makeover. Look how much he has changed from this

Also his hairline does getting worser by each year.

 

[MediExcalibur2012]

Chris is demanding $20-$50 Ameribucks right nooooooooowwwwwww...

You see that camera angle / thumbnail?

That's the POV of what it would be like having sex with Chris

And the weens start to invest in a Ocurus Rift