FB 7-24-14 RIP Barb

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Fuzzy Wuzzy said:
Her teeth is falling apart so that's a gateway to heart disease if she doesn't brush her teeth at least. Once the germs from her dental neglect starts digging into the gums' gaps where her teeth used to be, they'll enter her bloodstream and she dies and Chris will be Facebooking about her death and how hopeless he is. But then again, I doubt Chris brushes his teeth much anymore these days since he would rather spend that money on Lego than a set of new toothbrush and toothpaste. People here and around us will be looking at the CWCki and then looking back at their parents and thanking them from their own hearts that they didn't mollycoddle them into such idiocracy by spoiling them with toys they want after they throw tantrums for them. They'll also thank their parents for teaching them basic hygiene as well along with eating right such as cutting back on the soda and sweets. And when we have children, we will be more aware of how we parent them so that every time they throw a tantrum for toys, we'll be thinking of Chris and say "I can't give in to their demands all the time or else I have to go through the shit Chris' parents went through forever."
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People with poor oral hygiene are more likely to have heart problems, but the link isn't causal. It's more to do with both being associated with a generally unhealthy lifestyle.
 
deeman said:
Not disagreeing with you at all, but it really grinds my gears when people doesn't take into consideration that their offsprings might turn speshul. That they should be prepared for everything, this is why i'm childless. Doesn't feel mature enough just yet. And i refuse to get kids as a status-symbol wich is standard in White Trash world. I know someone who have a kid with the same problems, her dude left her but she is atleast picking up the fight and doing the best for her kid.

"Some fucking people don't know what they are doing" are a good sentence for this "gotta get kid, then go out party and post FB pics instead of tending" - people.

Grinds my gears i tell ya!
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God yes, I know what you are talking about. (BTW, I'm child-free, not child-less). I watched so many people progress from being teens with collections of dogs, exotic animals, breeding said animals, letting the animals fester in their own caged feces, to the next step of breeding themselves and plopping out children, who now fester in their own feces as well as those of any remaining animals they may still own. Of course, they still lived at home, often moved their breeding partner in on their parents, and promptly applied for assistance. The majority of these violators were hopheads that couldn't see not breeding or waiting to breed as an option. I can totally see Barb the drunk naturally having another kid because 1. too lazy to take precautions 2. needs something to lock Bob in with, and 3. drunk enough to not think about her consequences.
 
deeman said:
Not disagreeing with you at all, but it really grinds my gears when people doesn't take into consideration that their offsprings might turn speshul. That they should be prepared for everything, this is why i'm childless. Doesn't feel mature enough just yet. And i refuse to get kids as a status-symbol wich is standard in White Trash world. I know someone who have a kid with the same problems, her dude left her but she is atleast picking up the fight and doing the best for her kid.

"Some fucking people don't know what they are doing" are a good sentence for this "gotta get kid, then go out party and post FB pics instead of tending" - people.

Grinds my gears i tell ya!
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If I had such atrocious spelling and grammar I'd be childfree too.
 
CaptainDong said:
I'm surprised that no one has pointed out that this is the first we've seen of the medallion in how long...
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No, this already came up in the autographed 8x10s thread (someone received this photo on 5 July, as mentioned here). We just hadn't seen the photo in high res until now.
ChurchOfGodBear said:
New medallion, or did the old one survive the fire?

If it's the latter, that means the meddow still means enough to Chris that he'd save it from the flames or at least make recovering it from the ashes a top priority.
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It looks like it's the v3 to me. Compare the latest photo to this one from November 2010. If he tried to copy the v3, it would end up looking nothing like the v3, because :stupid:.
DeadMansHand said:
Isn't that the same giant zit he had 3 weeks ago?

It's still there?

Maybe it's not a zit....
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Nah, old photo is just old.
 
qld said:
God yes, I know what you are talking about. (BTW, I'm child-free, not child-less). I watched so many people progress from being teens with collections of dogs, exotic animals, breeding said animals, letting the animals fester in their own caged feces, to the next step of breeding themselves and plopping out children, who now fester in their own feces as well as those of any remaining animals they may still own. Of course, they still lived at home, often moved their breeding partner in on their parents, and promptly applied for assistance. The majority of these violators were hopheads that couldn't see not breeding or waiting to breed as an option. I can totally see Barb the drunk naturally having another kid because 1. too lazy to take precautions 2. needs something to lock Bob in with, and 3. drunk enough to not think about her consequences.
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What world is it you live in. It sounds insane.
 
A-№1 said:
Most likely Barb's been complaining about her rotten, neglected teeth hurting her lately as a way to manipulate Chris to do things for her (because it's all about Barb).
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Soon, Chris will complain that he now has to chew all of Barb's Qsands for her and spit them into her mouth, like a Momma bird feeding her young, but in reverse.


(I apologize in advance for the mental image that has brought you)
 
wow , I was gonna say Barb is a fat whore, Inb4 lock but, 10 pages !
 
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A-Stump said:
You are aware Chris was a shitty child, right? Like, just imagine being in Barb or Bob's position. He couldn't speak for the longest time; He screamed and grunted as a way of communication. He soils himself probably to this day and probably has all his life and refuses to clean it up. He frequently stole from her purse in the past, and probably does that still in some capacity. Even if she wanted him gone, he's thirty years old and still lives with her.

That's just scratching the surface. Giving you a vague idea. To top it off, he acted like some exceptional individual on the internet and became so infamous that her life and habits are being turned over by a bunch off buttholes on a forum. If you want the epitome of a shitty child, turn yourself to the one that opened your entire life to strangers who hate you for no real reason.
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Chris was a handful as a child, so we would expect his parents to not want to live with him when he is an adult? That is not really how parenting tends to work.

Barb loves Chris. She is his mother. She may not be a good mother, but I am really skeptical of any claim that love of Chris is not one of her motivating factors. Not the only motivating factor, but one of them.

Your points about his stunts in adulthood make more sense. But a lot of them are evidence that he needs more supervision, and while Barb doesn't give him the appropriate supervision, she probably tells herself that she can and does. I don't dispute that she keeps him around for selfish reasons, but there is some protectiveness there too, as well as just the prospect of not having a son she loves around.

Chris and Barb are both very weird people with serious issues. They also each do a lot of bad and selfish things. But I think that saying they don't care about each other is going way too far. Their issues come from a) not knowing how to care about each other effectively in a way such that they help each other and b) the fact that they each have other selfish motives that come in and interfere with their desire to help the other one, and c) the fact that each of them sees the issues that the other one has a lot more clearly than they see the issues that they have, so each of them believes that staying together is a caring thing to do.
 
hurpdurpmanguy said:
Christ, way to make my heart skip a beat, CatParty.

Anyways, does Barb even take as much care of herself? Or basic hygiene at all?
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She was not taking care of herself before. The only reason she lost weight these few years ago was because of colitis (IIRC?) and the crap food was giving her stomach pains? If she actually took care of herself she wouldn't have holey buttocks. Now she has holey teeth.

A-Stump said:
You are aware Chris was a shitty child, right? Like, just imagine being in Barb or Bob's position. He couldn't speak for the longest time; He screamed and grunted as a way of communication. He soils himself probably to this day and probably has all his life and refuses to clean it up. He frequently stole from her purse in the past, and probably does that still in some capacity. Even if she wanted him gone, he's thirty years old and still lives with her.

That's just scratching the surface. Giving you a vague idea. To top it off, he acted like some exceptional individual on the internet and became so infamous that her life and habits are being turned over by a bunch off buttholes on a forum. If you want the epitome of a shitty child, turn yourself to the one that opened your entire life to strangers who hate you for no real reason.
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Yes and no. When Chris was being a shitty child, Borb did not take their time to discipline him. The Greene County incident showed us that Borb didn't want to acknowledge that their son might need extra help, more than what mainstreaming could give him. Instead of taking the time to discipline and mould him into a functioning adult, they just threw toys at him to keep him out of their hair. Bob did try some because he would yell at his son, but he didn't do enough, and essentially left Chris to do as he pleased as long as it didn't intrude/infringe on Bob listening to his jazz. Barb refused to clean out her hoard for either her husband or son, and coddled her son to the extreme.

As for Chris shitting himself, Barb was the one constantly washing his :briefs: during his childhood and she didn't take any real steps in making him stop this (making him wash his own underoos, making him wear diapers, following the doctor's recommendations to eat better, etc) Both of them are also responsible for his atrocious eating habits.

Yeah Chris is a pretty awful person in awful health with awful personality traits, but he had shitty parents, and he still lives with his shitty mom. Right now, as he is, there is very little hope for him. I and others have said that the only hope that Chris' life might turn for the better is if Barb was out of the picture.
 
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qld said:
I think the entirety of the post my quote was excised from explains what I believe about Barb's teeth, and answers your question about the chance Barb's teeth stand to receive any of Chris's eBay money. And it confirms my stance on the difference between what Chris says he will spend eBay profits on, and what he will actually spend them on.
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'k. It read from here that you weren't believing Barb actually had bad teeth and thought Chris invented the whole thing.
qld said:
I don't believe she wants him gone, probably the only way she would consider severing their living arrangement is through death or prison.
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It's all hoard. Think about how much she bitched about greedy firemen taking her valuable Dali print. There's no way she'd want some greedy policemen taking her pet manbaby.
I_eat_pickles said:
No. She's just old. Hey guys, if you ever live until your 80's, and you get stuffed into some nursing home? Here's an interesting fact. The young nurses taking care of you have clitorises that are bigger than your dicks. And to elaborate, that means that your penis shrinks, just as a woman's breasts sag indefinitely. I don't mean to scare the shit out of some of you, but that's how it is.
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Most things will atrophy without regular exercise. Just sayin'.
Datiko said:
What world is it you live in. It sounds insane.
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Unfortunately it's this one. And yes, it is insane. You don't want to know what it takes sometimes before the state will step in and take custody from rotten mothers. Who only go out and have another baby. Rinse. Repeat. And that's enough of this sidetrack.
slep said:
Soon, Chris will complain that he now has to chew all of Barb's Qsands for her and spit them into her mouth, like a Momma bird feeding her young, but in reverse.


(I apologize in advance for the mental image that has brought you)
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Way ahead of you there, chief:
A-№1 said:
Q-sands don't chew themselves.
Oh god. I just thought of something horrible. What if Chris ends up having to chew Barb's food for her?
And how long before the weens take that suppositon and run with it as fact?
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Though I tried to be a little less graphic about it, as a favor to the rest of the forum.
 
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