FB 7-24-14 RIP Barb

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CatParty said:
not enough to buy legos AND teeth
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"Uh... mother... how many teeth do you need?"

Edit: In all seriousness though, depending on how bad the state of Barb's oral health is, she could be in serious trouble. If she has a dental abscess, if left untreated, it will eventually kill her.
 
Chikinballs said:
Like, a hundred bucks, a few hundred....god forbid a thousand?
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I just added some of his sales (kind of quickly) and got around 1200 (conservative number.) You can check on his ebay page for the actual total. The problem is he's been spending the money as soon as he gets it. Because Chris is not so smart.
 
warongiygas said:
You can check on his ebay page for the actual total. I just added some of his sales (kind of quickly) and got around 1200 (conservative number.) The problem is he's been spending the money as soon as he gets it. Because Chris is not so smart.
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Excuse me, imma go blow my fucking head off now.
 
CatParty's title got me good! Haha!

A thousand two-fucking-hundred dollars for shitty drawings and nasty scribbled-over selfies, really. I could buy a PS4 in my country with that money.
 
Jozef said:
That title! AAAAH!!
I'm surprised Barb doesn't have dentures already. Most women her age usually do. I wouldn't be surprised if Barb has a mouth full of rotten teeth that needed to be pulled years ago though. Imagine how much that must hurt! No wonder she acts so bitchy sometimes!
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Count me under the list of people who were completely surprised that Barb didn't already have false teeth.
 
So how much longer before Barb finds out about Chris's hidden money stream? And that he could've already thrown in plenty for dentures?
 
Chikinballs said:
Does anyone have a decent estimate how much chris is making on selling these things?
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So far

56 pictures x $20 = $1120
10 B and W commissions x $50 = $500
3 colour comissions x $100= $300
1 framed Sonichu drawing (the first listing) x $200 = $200

for a total of $2120 before shipping, materials, and ebay fees. I am guessing that puts him in the neighbourhood of $1500 net profit, but that is conjecture..
 
Wait, why do snorlaxes need teeth? I thought they just eat everything whole and swallow them up like Penguins. I've been out of date with my Pokémon knowledge anyways so any help would be appreciated on this.
 
Henry Bemis said:
So how much longer before Barb finds out about Chris's hidden money stream? And that he could've already thrown in plenty for dentures?
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He still can pay. He'll also be kissing the monthly tugboat goodbye as Barb commandeers ALL of it.
 
Strange, I had to go to the ER once with one of my friends when we were in West Virginia. There was a hillbilly in there who was getting all his teeth pulled because the State won't pay for dental care, but they will pay to get all your teeth pulled and replaced with dentures. Barb is over 65 which means she has medicare.... something doesn't add up here unless she's trying to get some "premium" chompers. She doesn't want them falling out of her mouth because the shitty Golden Corral steak is a little too tough...
 
timtommy said:
So far

56 pictures x $20 = $1120
10 B and W commissions x $50 = $500
3 colour comissions x $100= $300
1 framed Sonichu drawing (the first listing) x $200 = $200

for a total of $2120 before shipping, materials, and ebay fees. I am guessing that puts him in the neighbourhood of $1500 net profit, but that is conjecture..
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Oh my god. Im not gonna lie, im a little pissed. I know a girl who is a fucking art god and cant sell her work. I am decent myself, and i know i cant make even fifty bucks unloading drawings. Good for him, i would do it in his shoes, but it doesnt say much for society.
 
tobacky_vapor said:
Wait, why do snorlaxes need teeth? I thought they just eat everything whole and swallow them up like Penguins. I've been out of date with my Pokémon knowledge anyways so any help would be appreciated on this.
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She's not a duck you know
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Chikinballs said:
Oh my god. Im not gonna lie, im a little pissed. I know a girl who is a fucking art god and cant sell her work. I am decent myself, and i know i cant make even fifty bucks unloading drawings. Good for him, i would do it in his shoes, but it doesnt say much for society.
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It is probably best not to think of it as art, because noone (I assume) is buying it for that reason. A better analogy would be someone who is so bad he is liked like William Hung, or someone who cashes in on being a public idiot, like some reality show personalities.

But overall I would say that if you are looking for justice in the world, in the sense that people get what they deserve, you are going to be constantly disappointed. You might as well be wishing for Santa to bring you a sweetheart.
 
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