FB 7-24-14 RIP Barb

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Now would actually be a good time for him to try that, hand made sonichu crap. Like, medalions or whatever.

I personally am looking forward to the drawings to stop selling. I hope he decides to do videos or merch.
 
Now would actually be a good time for him to try that, hand made sonichu crap. Like, medalions or whatever.

I personally am looking forward to the drawings to stop selling. I hope he decides to do videos or merch.

Yes, us TRUE and HONEST Fans need a way to incorporate Sonichu and CWC into our everyday lives so we can spread the word. I won't be happy until Wikipedia grants CWC an article, they're like the UN and Chris is like a little bastard nation no one wants to recognize or have diplomatic relations with.
 
Yes, us TRUE and HONEST Fans need a way to incorporate Sonichu and CWC into our everyday lives so we can spread the word. I won't be happy until Wikipedia grants CWC an article, they're like the UN and Chris is like a little bastard nation no one wants to recognize or have diplomatic relations with.
He just sits there eyeballing china....
 
I don't think I've ever clicked onto any thread faster. That title man, shit it got me hook, line, and sinker.
 
Who is still buying this garbage? That's rhetorical. You don't need to tell me. Just know that I'm disappointed in you.
 
I hunk his new photo is the same he sent one of the formers at the beginning of this ordeal:

I'll be dead by morning:

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Also, the deal he's talking about is hilarious. It's like he WANTS someone to ask for a celebrity headshot. Maybe someone should ask for him to draw the Hulkster.
 
I got a bit carried away with editing after I saw this post, but for your amusement, my shitty iPhone-edited imagining of how Chris could look sans-rolls. He'd make a half decent metalhead if he could just get over that fear of Cannibal Corp stealing his car.
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Now there's something. With a little work, Chris could look like a folk singer. Make of that what you will.
 
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Barb already has dentures at this point, and it's just Chris lying to get more $$$$. She's in her sixties, so it wouldn't be a big shocker -- my parents are about the same age, and they both have dentures.

As far as bad teeth: I need some cavities taken care of, and I have a molar in the back that needs to be yanked (botched root canal), but I simply cannot afford it right at the moment. I do take care of my teeth, but I guess I've got bad luck. (And the medication I take causes dry mouth, which doesn't help) :(

Mind you, I doubt Barb is exactly a model of proper dental hygiene, but not everyone who needs dental work and can't afford it are a bunch of hicks. Or look gross (mine are molars, so you'd never know to look at me)


Sorry, I'm just really self-conscious about this. I'm terrified I'll have dentures by the time I'm forty. :(
 
It is probably best not to think of it as art, because noone (I assume) is buying it for that reason. A better analogy would be someone who is so bad he is liked like William Hung, or someone who cashes in on being a public idiot, like some reality show personalities.

But overall I would say that if you are looking for justice in the world, in the sense that people get what they deserve, you are going to be constantly disappointed. You might as well be wishing for Santa to bring you a sweetheart.
No, im not looking for justice, hombre. I just think its crazy that folks pay for this stuff. Each his own i guess.
 
I got a bit carried away with editing after I saw this post, but for your amusement, my shitty iPhone-edited imagining of how Chris could look sans-rolls. He'd make a half decent metalhead if he could just get over that fear of Cannibal Corp stealing his car.
All the editing in the world can't fix Chris's terrible personality and character. The way Chris looks now; he could find a girlfriend. She wouldn't be a Rated 10 supermodel; but she'd be a girl he can fuck. BUT, his personality and character makes any girl who comes near him want to run away or kill herself... or both.
 
I don't believe this for a second. In my best guess, Chris's original angle was to invoke the name of charity with WTJU to tug at your heart and drive sales. When he got caught on that, he took a week and came up with the (largely unverifiable) angle of paying for Barb's teeth.
Nah, I'm sure it's real. If Chris were to make something up, he'd say something stupendously fake like Barb has the black plague or accidentally chopped her arm off or something.
 
Is Barb seriously begging her own son for money, after taking most if not all of his tugboat? And having her own pension/SSI? And the insurance paying rent for that house? And having Medicare (or Medicaid, whatever)

That selfish old toothless cunt.
 
Not that this isn't old hat, but his cyber begging when he tries to throw in "It's fer mother's teef!" or "FER CHARITY!" is just so disgustingly transparent. He's completely and totally like a lying drug addict when it comes to Legos. This is just fucking retardosad.
 
You know, rotting teeth is a really bad sign for one's health. If Barb gets an infection in her gums, she's going to need to do more than just replace those teeth that have fallen out.
 
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