LGBT FB 7/24 - Chris has a new driver's license

[WhiteChocolateTamale]

Chris probably would never vote for a "MALE JERK" when a woman is running against him.

For being a man/carrot hybrid, Trump gets a lot of hot pussy. No doubt he's a JERK.

We don't want to hear about the GDP or deficit, Mr. Trump!! Tell us about how you'll lower the Infinitely High Boyfriend-Factor!!!

 

[Masterfoxz2]

The Donald will be his undoing.

 

[HAL 9000]

is that a bucktooth smile

 

[bacterium]

Well, he cut off the most relevant part: whether or not he's an organ donor. When will bidding start on his kidneys? I'm a bit of an alcoholic

You might want a liver, then. Though I wouldn't want any organs from Chris.

 

[Pharts]

I like how he chooses to show his infected mangina to the world but then covers his weight

 

[MrJakeTerror]

Looks like a cross between Paul Baloff and Sam Kinison in that pic.

 

[Medley]

Chris thinks america needs a woman touch. He has no clue that women touching poltics since the 1920's is why western civilization is falling

 

[Randy Lahey]

F

dude it stands for faggot, the government got it right

 

[Accel]

I wonder if Chris thinks that woman card is some kind of official declaration that he is a true and honest biological female from the ground up. Oh who am I kidding, of course he does.

 

[Zero Gun: Fenrir]

I wonder if Chris thinks that woman card is some kind of official declaration that he is a true and honest biological female from the ground up. Oh who am I kidding, of course he does.

With how delusional he has just demonstrated that he is with Un-clit 2: Electric Boogaloo...

 

[ON 190]

Well, he cut off the most relevant part: whether or not he's an organ donor. When will bidding start on his kidneys? I'm a bit of an alcoholic

Only a bit? Son, I'm grabbing his organs before you. You can have a kidney and a third of his liver, but I need three kidneys and almost two livers. Trust me on this. I'm from Wisconsin.

 

[Ntwadumela]

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"Woman card"

 

[Magic Moose]

Looks like a cross between Paul Baloff and Sam Kinison in that pic.

And by "Sam Kinison" we mean "dead Sam Kinison". Right.

 

[DragoonSierra]

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I bet he really takes that Woman Card seriously. I expect him to present it every time someone points out hes a man.

And by "Sam Kinison" we mean "dead Sam Kinison". Right.

Theres another? Only one I know of is the formerly alive former preacher turned comedian.

 

[Lysistrata]

What even is this woman card BS? What is the point of it, other than to confirm that in camp HRC vagina = good and penis = bad?

 

[koeeoaddi]

This image is such a great summary of Chris's understanding of his own womanhood
-Unshaven ID photo
-The childish new signature with hearts over the i's
-His tacky, caked-on, cracked pastel nailpolish
-A novelty piece of Hillary campaign merch that he probably thinks reinforces his "credentials"

All it needs is a picture of Chris wearing a girl-sized MLP shirt and talking about his un-clit and it would be perfect.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

What even is this woman card BS? What is the point of it, other than to confirm that in camp HRC vagina = good and penis = bad?

It's probably just part of Chris' lifetime of hating jerkmales combined with an autistic view of how to be a woman.

As in, obviously a woman would support a woman candidate.

I bet he really takes that Woman Card seriously. I expect him to present it every time someone points out hes a man.

He'll never leave the women's bathroom now.

 

[The Great Chandler]

Chris thinks america needs a woman touch. He has no clue that women touching poltics since the 1920's is why western civilization is falling

Hello gentlesir.

 

[Ninja_Warrior]

Well, as long as he has his women card he is all good. I hope he is too lazy to vote tbh, I think having a job should be a prerequisite for voting.

 

[Lysistrata]

It's probably just part of Chris' lifetime of hating jerkmales combined with an autistic view of how to be a woman.

I more meant what's the point of the card itself. I'm not from the States so I didn't know they were a thing until this thread.