Interests FB 7/28 - Chris likes Steven Universe

[Tragi-Chan]

Chris identifies with Pearl because she had a massive crush on a female character who was stolen from her by a JERK. I wouldn't be surprised if Chris has retconned his memories so he's always been doing the Tomgirl thing, so Tito, Clyde etc were explicitly hating on lesbians.

Plus Pearl, being the beautiful, graceful one fits into Chris' deluded self-image.

 

[Loxiozzz]

chris looks like steven's dad greg

Someone put the sonichu medallion on this plz

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Im shocked this didn't get thrown into spergatory for the hellish amounts of pro and anti- SU autism.

It's a colorful rock space cartoon, calm thyne tits.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris identifies with Pearl because she had a massive crush on a female character who was stolen from her by a JERK. I wouldn't be surprised if Chris has retconned his memories so he's always been doing the Tomgirl thing, so Tito, Clyde etc were explicitly hating on lesbians.

Plus Pearl, being the beautiful, graceful one fits into Chris' deluded self-image.

Don't forget the lust he has for his first albino lesbian crush, Anna. If there were a way that Chris could be with magical creatures untouched by men known as lesbians. If there were some way Chris could turn himself into lesbian and not have to compete with brute males.
We need some new smilies to commemorate the taint and Chris' new DL photo.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Don't forget the lust he has for his first albino lesbian crush, Anna. If there were a way that Chris could be with magical creatures untouched by men known as lesbians. If there were some way Chris could turn himself into lesbian and not have to compete with brute males.

Pretty sure he already thinks he's a perfect lesbian, and only distinguishable from a TRUE and HONEST woman when he strips. He probably thinks the JERKS lust after him as he walks down the street.

 

[Nekomata12]

Someone put the sonichu medallion on this plz

I don't know why I've done this

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I don't know why I've done this

Needs the Manchester Lancers hoodie, but otherwise spot-on.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't know why I've done this

This post is the only reason I didn't threadban you for your last one.

Deleted a couple posts and threadbanned others, though.

How many times does it have to be said not to sperg about the show itself?

 

[MediExcalibur2012]

Pearl isn't the character that comes to mind when I think of Chris...

All this needs is a can of pepperspray and it's perfect

 

[Zorceror44]

All this needs is a can of pepperspray and it's perfect

Nah, it still needs more. Just keep Steven away from a bathtub for a couple of weeks and then give him the pepper spray, and it will be perfect.

Oh, and also make him an autistic 34-year old translesbian with a gaping groinwound.

 

[Fleshy Sanik]

Is this the show where the fanbase brainwash people into committing suicide?

Will chris try that on the devil twols now?

 

[Keine]

I really kinda want to see the SU tumblr community jump down Chris's throat because tards fighting tards is always funny, but they rarely leave their safe spaces therein. I don't know what it is that makes them so particularly angry compared to, say, bronies or something. You draw a character slightly off model and you get death threats just like that.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I really kinda want to see the SU tumblr community jump down Chris's throat because tards fighting tards is always funny, but they rarely leave their safe spaces therein. I don't know what it is that makes them so particularly angry compared to, say, bronies or something. You draw a character slightly off model and you get death threats just like that.

Chris is an autistic, non-op, non-passing, non-dysphoric MtF transgender lesbian. Tumblr would most likely rally around him. He'd lose some support once his past comes to life but he's got almost every oppression box checked

 

[OtterParty]

Is this the show where the fanbase brainwash people into committing suicide?

Will chris try that on the devil twols now?

that's all shows. this is the one where they succeed.

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

I don't know why I've done this

I'll add this to it as well.

 

[Beaniebon]

So he likes a kid cartoon? I, for one, am shocked. Must every little micro detail about Chris get it's own thread?

And to those of you who say Chris should get a Tumblr, Tumblr's website would be way too hard and complicated for someone like Chris to figure out.

 

[Bob's Axe]

when he is actually a good representation of Steven and his father

That's not fair, at least Greg holds down a job.

 

[AnOminous]

Okay, enough of this.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Okay, enough of this.

Just want to close with saying there should be some specific rating to say "thank you mod for nipping the 'tism in the bud".