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Zamininc said:
I wonder when someone is going to point out how Chris said that he would get a sex change if he wanted to have sex with men.
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Well... Technically he IS changing his gender. He has officially disowned being a male; he's completely renounced it. So Chris is no longer male.

Of course to Chris, "sex change" means that he loses his penis... The bent thing below his belly button and gut that forced him to be a dreaded male.
 
Zamininc said:
I wonder when someone is going to point out how Chris said that he would get a sex change if he wanted to have sex with men.
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You're kidding, right? It's been repeated like ten times in the relative threads.
 
exball said:
He's just stupid.
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And fat. And smells bad.

ExtraPickles said:
So, wait...

Chris is saying he is a transgendered woman who identifies as male. So in his mind he is a female and a male? And he's a lesbian female interested in females, but other lesbians wouldn't have an interest in Chris because he identifies as a male lesbian, which is just a straight male. And straight females would have no interest in him because he is also a transsexual female who likes women, which is just a lesbian. So...?

Uuuuugh... I did this in my post in the other thread, trying to figure out Chris's logic. It didn't go well over there either. (:_(

All I've got so far is Chris is trying to have his cake and eat it too. If he's a male lesbian, which is effectively a straight male, he can go after straight females. But if the female he's going after is a lesbian (or says she is)--well, lookit that! He's a transgendered female lesbian!

And women are great! They're so great, he sorta-kinda wants to be one! Women, don't you want a man-woman-lesbian who worships the ground you walk on just for being born a female?

Blugh. I think he thinks he's found a way to open himself up to the entire female population in an attempt at--ah--fulfilling his desire for "a sweetheart" while simultaneously attempting to (probably subconsciously) work through his gender identity issues, which I strongly suspect would have Freud bringing up the word "mother" almost immediately. And, of course, he's trying to spite Barb for... some reason. Taking his money?

And by not quite being a female and not quite being a male in his mixed-up mind, he probably believes that if this turns out to be a huge mistake he can just go back to be a cismale cross dresser.

Now, if you all will excuse me, I need to go lie in the bathtub and seize in a pool of my own blood.
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At this point I don't think Chris even knows what the fuck he means anymore. Too much retardation.
 
Chris has said he's done multiple times. He always comes back around one way or the other. This forum and its "dirty damn trolls" are the only major thing in his life that has stayed as a constant. I find it highly unlikely that he will ever just drop all the feelings towards his 'haters' and trolls and get on with life; it's Chris.

I will say that if he was smart, he should do that. His biggest problem is that he has to be so true and honest about everything, which Chris being Chris misconstrues to mean "Tell everyone EVERYTHING ABOUT ME ITS HONEST! DERPPPPP!". He doesn't understand and never will that some things *ahem* most things about his life he should not share with the entire fucking internet. Which on a side note will continue to be cataloged on the cwcki and discussed on here. I mean if I was in his situation I would quit the internet. He litereally has no reason to stay on it anyways. He won't create new content be it videos, sonichu shit, or any other forms of lulz. Aside from the ebay shit and his day to day autistic adventure it's really all hes done. It's almost like he WANTS the attention and people to harass him.

Chris your mother needs to grow some balls and make up for the bad parenting and slap some sense into you. :alog:
 
Anytime Chris makes mention of being tolerant and caring I wonder when he started doing it. Its amazing how he believes if he says something, it automatically makes it true and honest. Then again we're dealing with someone who believed his comic book world was real and having a character get killed in it would make another character depressed.
 
Brother, the part that cracks the Hulkster up is "Dead Set on for women, and with respect to them as well", because Chris has shown just real respect for women
 
I think it is so fucking hilarious that CWC is now basically a satire of Tumblr with their outrageous labels and shit, and some people are probably salty about it because he is unintentionally a walking satire of them.

I'd like to see a CWC version of this picture:

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I'm triggered by the word naive.
 
Did he seriously post the same pic as last time? Because for those who were not there and don't understand, that image is actually the girl pony trying to hit on the guy pony through reverse psychology in context. And Chris is the girl pony in his post's context...hitting on a guy.

I honestly can not believe his solution to trying to overcome the problem of the boyfriend-free girl not-existing...is to try and go after the girlfriend-free girls. He's getting desperate, which suggests tensions between him and Barb are fast approaching a boiling point and Chris wants out desperately.
 
Chris is using this stupid image because he doesn't understand social cues. He probably didn't even listen to whatever point in the episode had that pointed out that bluntly.

He only cares about them as far as their ability to satisfy his needs [like a BAWNY] or abusing them to express contrarian and selfish views [like a SJW]. Doesn't fit, doesn't matter.
 
Is there a close up of his profile picture available? Cause you know, from that image he does make a convincing lesbian.

Er, definitely not a hot lesbian, but still
 
NavierStoked said:
So Charlottesville's LGBT 2014 Pride Festival is September 13th, I wonder if CWC would go to it.
http://cvillepride.org/
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Has anyone mailed him a flyer yet?
I doubt he would even be aware of that festival if no-one told him about it. Its not like the Playstation Network keeps him abreast of what going on in the LgBT community.

Sovandie said:
God, I hope not. He'll offend everyone there, and drop his newfound tolerance the second a gay man says hello to him.
I almost want a drag queen to sit him down and teach him to apply makeup properly though.
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And he'd react to be corrected on him makeup technique by demanding that the drag queen adopt CHRIS as the archetype model. Kaka is, of course, the only True and Honest Tomgirl and no Hohmowgay Nancy Boy is gunna tell him otherwise. Besides, his makeup is all blocky and low resolution....doesn't have that "hand drawn charm."
 
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