FB 8/7/2014: **ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!**

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Chris has somehow made the mistake of thinking of God as another troll. That is a grave blunder.
Wrestle with God if you must, but know for a certainty, He understands what you feel and loves you unconditionally.
 
_blank_ said:
Seriously, that fuck did all of that celebrity namedropping come from?
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He views himself as a bit of celebrity so he kind of just shoves himself into the same boat as them. He's basically comparing his current problems to the stories you read about celebrities in tabloids or see on TV. Yes, he is that full of himself.
 
"You're not angry at me for all the nasty, vindictive, things I've done, all the people I've manipulated, all the times I've lied, and you're not mad at me now for being selfish and holding people's purchases hostage until people give me more money.... Y'all are mad at yourselves! Go pray to Zeus!"
 
Oh for crying out loud! No one ever has it harder than Chris.

I did think that Emmanuelle was a bit of a goddess when I was 14 and discovered skinemax though.
 
HES DOING A GUITAR SOLO!!!!!
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Must be popular in hair metal band or something.
 
Best parts:
Chris states that he is (slightly) better than all of us.
Chris compares himself to several celebrities.
Chris--as usual--assumes when people don't give him what he wants, they're bullying him.
Chris states that our brains are aging and wasting away.
Chris' elaborates on his borderline-pantheistic views.
Chris wants us to troll God instead of him?
Chris assumes that everyone who follows his antics is angry at him.

Frucheman said:
Again, what bullying? Is the nation of Denmark bulling him by selling legos instead of delivering them free as a tribute to God-Bears' prodigal son? Are all white women of Age 18 < t < CWCage bullying him by having standards? Is Nintendo bullying him making higher cc races on Mariocart slightly challenging?
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Yes. *yawn*

Batman VS Tony Danza said:
I'm really curious as to what is setting him off. It can't just be the forums, can it? We're always saying stuff about him. Something has to be happening behind the scenes even if it's just stress from dealing with buyers.
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People are probably demanding that he send them what they paid for. Someone may have finally taken it up with eBay. If so, it's about time.

soIregistered said:
BTW...did he hop on the "don't use gay as derogatory" train? HE HATES GAY MEN!!
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He said he didn't want it used as a synonym for stupid. He's also said in the past that he thinks it should only mean "happy." He still hates men, especially gay ones.
 
I think this video is often overused, but I've never found it more relevant than now.

 
Ah, thank goodness, Chris explains to us what that entire post meant:

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Just kidding.
Edit: Damn you Zvantastika!!
 
As someone who hasn't used face book in ages, do you automatically "like" your own posts, or is Chris actually doing that himself manually?

Also after reading that giant wall of text, all I can say is my brain definitely aged and decreased trying to comprehend what the hell point he was trying to make. Especially the part where he somehow believes simply being mean to people is how wars are started, not you know, complex socio-economic conditions and political webs of intrigue and all that stuff. WW1 would have never happened if Archduke Ferdinand just shook the Black Hand's well.. hand I guess.
 
Also BUUDAH, new eastern CWC-ism since that PYONG-PYONG(YANG) thingy.
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