FB 9/19 - Another pet

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Oh boy, another mouth to feed! Just what anybody needs while in crippling debt!

Jesus christ, that thinning hair on his scalp. If it weren't for the Tomgirl-combover, he's pretty much straight bald by now. Chris continues to be a very unconvincing "girl".

Also, holy fuck, who keeps donating money? Don't they know it just goes to more children's/sex toys?
 
LoveYouLongTime said:
I want Chris to be happy because he's funnier and more likely to do things.
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The thing is that this cat is probably not going to make Chris happy, it's just symptomatic of lesbians shooting him down for the role of caregiver/fuckmommy. Chris gets a cat and then begs for money to fill the void...the end.
 
I have to have a break to relieve the tension now and then, okay? Everyone does. So there.
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Oh Chris, your entire life has been nothing but one big extended break from reality.
 
LoveYouLongTime said:
This makes me angry because the Chandler's shouldn't subject other living creatures to their living conditions. It's eye roll worthy when Chris wastes his money on toys then begs for money but definitely bot worthy of being angry over. Sure, there are worst owners out there but it still doesn't make this anymore right considering they have been struggling to care for themselves. In before Chris begs for money and uses his cat for sympathy points.
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This. If Chris wants to fester in filth, that's ultimately his own business but it bothers me considerably that the Chandler animals may not be receiving the care they deserve. This cat would probably thrive in a better environment.
 
LoveYouLongTime said:
I want Chris to be happy because he's funnier and more likely to do things.
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Or angry.
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As shit things that Chris does, taking in a cat has to be at the bottom of the list. It might even go in "kind of okay shit Chris has done."

Holy Christ quit causing yourself personal injury stretching to make everything Chris does completely evil.
 
I have yet to see any evidence that Pollo is in trouble. In the photos Chris posted, he looked fine. On that basis, while I don't think it's particularly sensible to take another cat in, I don't think the cat's going to die any time soon. I'm more worried about the dogs.

Plus this means Barb's funeral is taken care of.
 
AnOminous said:
Holy Christ quit causing yourself personal injury stretching to make everything Chris does completely evil.
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I don't view Chris as evil, highly irresponsible, yes.
Silent_Watcher said:
Sooner or later Christine is going to beg money for a new wig.
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Assuming he does not get one from a place where you can buy cheap costumes. The little girl wigs for Halloween are just too small to fit someone Chris' gender, size, and age.
He probably will resort to wig begging
"Hello, this is Christine Weston Chandler coming to you live, and you've caught me at an inopportune time counting the hairs that I have found in the sink and bathtub, which fell off from my scalp. I am now, requesting your financial assistance in purchasing a top of the line high-quality real human hair wig with "laces in the front" (whatever that means). I would like a model just like my new black cutie friend Sharneesha Jones, except, I want it to be tamper proof; I tried to touch my friend's wig, and it almost fell off . I would also like the wig to come in rainbow colors to help express my LGBT, female soul and whatnot. Anyway, have a good and safe day."
 
Mariposa Electrique said:
I don't view Chris as evil, highly irresponsible, yes.

Assuming he does not get one from a place where you can buy cheap costumes. The little girl wigs for Halloween are just too small to fit someone Chris' gender, size, and age.
He probably will resort to wig begging
"Hello, this is Christine Weston Chandler coming to you live, and you've caught me at an inopportune time counting the hairs that I have found in the sink and bathtub, which fell off from my scalp. I am now, requesting your financial assistance in purchasing a top of the line high-quality real human hair wig with "laces in the front" (whatever that means). I would like a model just like my new black cutie friend Sharneesha Jones, except, I want it to be tamper proof; I tried to touch my friend's wig, and it almost fell off . I would also like the wig to come in rainbow colors to help express my LGBT, female soul and whatnot. Anyway, have a good and safe day."
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He is too proud for it. I do expect bald spot hiding tutorials from him though, akin to the oestrogel application tutorial. A Perfect Woman would spread his knowledge out of love, after all.
 
Out of curiosity checked the prices on cosplay wigs. $20 range to start? I'm sure there are high quality more expensive options, but wonder why at this point Chris does not wear a cheap one 24/7. Sure his perception of how he appears is all fucked, but surprised he's not drawn to just the fuller brighter color of one, compared to the raggedy putrid seaweed hue he's got going on.
 
Mariposa Electrique said:
The thing is that this cat is probably not going to make Chris happy, it's just symptomatic of lesbians shooting him down for the role of caregiver/fuckmommy. Chris gets a cat and then begs for money to fill the void...the end.
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I don't get the sense that Chris has unreasonable expectations for the satisfaction he will get from pets.

He seems to get pets because he thinks it will be fairly pleasant to have an animal milling about the place that every now and then he can pet and it will nuzzle him back affectionately. And that seems to be what happens. And then Chris finds it fairly pleasant.
 
timtommy said:
I don't get the sense that Chris has unreasonable expectations for the satisfaction he will get from pets.

He seems to get pets because he thinks it will be fairly pleasant to have an animal milling about the place that every now and then he can pet and it will nuzzle him back affectionately. And that seems to be what happens. And then Chris finds it fairly pleasant.
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Possibly.

However he's watched videos about holding cats to make you look better, so in his mind, all his cats refuse to be manhandled by an autistic, so he just adopts another cat that won't growl and claw at him.
 
timtommy said:
I don't get the sense that Chris has unreasonable expectations for the satisfaction he will get from pets.

He seems to get pets because he thinks it will be fairly pleasant to have an animal milling about the place that every now and then he can pet and it will nuzzle him back affectionately. And that seems to be what happens. And then Chris finds it fairly pleasant.
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Well, this happened right after the pride event, which I am sure did not go that well since Chris was autistically obsessing over transformers the same night. The other thing is that given Chris' history for begging and trying to force people to like him, this just seems like another terrible ploy to display his more "humanitarian" nature while asking for handouts like a cross dressing grifter. This is not Chris actually being happy, this is Chris trying to get donations and add another band-aid of the wound of being rejected by most because of his autism and terrible hygiene. It's also adding another problem to the horde of problems the Chandlers don't need right now. I've said it once, and I will say it again, 2010 and onward has just been Chris refusing to accept what he is and what people will always view him as.
People claim that they don't like to A-Log Chris, but letting him walk over an cliff because he thinks he can fly is 10 times worse.
 
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