FB 9/19 - Another pet

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

 

[fireatdawn]

Is there really nothing we can do to get their animals taken away? I don't care if that sounds mean or a-log worthy. They do not need fucking animals. They can barely take care of themselves.

I hope that fucking kitty runs away and finds a better home. Fuck Chris.

 

[Aldora]

I guess this is the family of kittens that CWC had mentioned previously were living in their garden. Kudos to finding homes for two of the four kittens, but there is one unaccounted for. Cats are very resilient animals, but is being locked in CWC bedroom an appropriate(and hygienic) place to recover from such an injury?

I suppose that these are the children of Pollo, as Pollo is an outside cat and Lucy is kept inside.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Looks like Chris has realised that a cute cat might be a way to screw feels money out of suckers watching. That poor fucking cat (no sympathy for the suckers).

Nice combover/up, Chris. Great job hiding what is now undoubtedly a complete cueball on top of his head where a vast meadow of hair once grew. Surprised he didn't slap a massive flower clip on it, but I guess there's time.

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

That's a bold hairstyle. I should show it to my barber.

Barber: What can I do for you today.
You: "sigh"...
Barber: The Chris Chan it is then.
You: Sweet Toates

 

[cruderudedude]

but there is one unaccounted for

Chris has got to eat SOMETIME.

 

[Milktheturtle]

So now the Chandlers have atleast 3 cats and two dogs.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

How much do you want to bet this cat's medical expenses were paid for using a credit card.
Kudos Chris for using that girdle, but he did not wear a wig.
I sense an animal welfare check in the near future, and if not, I'm just putting that out there.

Elephant in the room.
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If that were a flavor of ice cream, it would be pond scum swirl.

 

[swizzle-stick]

RIP

 

[Aldora]

So now the Chandlers have 3 cats and two dogs.

And probably a thousand fleas.

 

[HumanBeanbag]

Hey, everyone. This is our new adopted pet, Sorbet. One out of a litter of four (two went elsewhere); we've been feeding the family of cats for a few months now. Sorbet's sister is more white than orange, but seeing that kitten first, I called her Orange Cream, then I saw this one and "Orange Sorbet" came to mind.

Why do I get the impression that Orange Cream is dead?

Chris better get his cats neutered. It sounds like they were feeding a family of strays and adopted one when they noticed it was injured? It's good of Chris to take it to the vet, he did a good thing. I just wish he didn't need to end the post with ebegging though.

 

[The Dude]

Jesus tap dancing Christ, they got another pet. They're approximately $150,000 in the red, Barb is continually taken to court, Chris is constantly begging for money (if not outright stealing it by accepting money for something and not holding up his end of the deal), they often bitch and moan about not having money for necessities like food and medical care...but sure, get another pet that you won't take care of and will live in filthy living conditions unfit for anything other than vermin. What a selfish, negligent ass wipe. I know why Chris got the cat; since it's missing half a paw it'll be harder for the cat to run away from Chris. This shit pisses me off.

 

[Cubanodun]

Nice Rainbow Dash shirt.
The cat is cute but I feel pretty bad for it.

its funny how he is trying to tuck the shirt inside the skirt because his belly is to big and the shirt is to short

 

[Rhysuu]

Is it just me or was this Facebook status update a bit better written than his previous ones? He sounded actually semi-cognitive for once, instead of the usual autistic descent into madness. Very surprising, his capitalization looks okay too.

 

[Null]

he already knows

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

And probably a thousand fleas.

....and that's just Chris and Barb....

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

How does he not understand that when he asks other people to give him money, what he does with it kind of is their business?

 

[Postal Dude]

Poor kitties... at least there's gonna be a little positivity in the Chandler household, maybe?

 

[zap2theextreme]

Can't wait for Barb to die and leave Chris with 5 animals to take care of

 

[SP 199]

To be honest fair fucks to Chris for taking it to a vet instead of just ignoring it. Granted his home probably isn't the place for it but hey can't win them all