FB 9/19 - Another pet

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RomanesEuntDomus said:
If that is true, it would be a huge step in Chris' transformation into Buffalo Bill.
To nonchalantly announce that a pet in your care just happened to lose a part of its paw like that...
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I don't want to be paranoid, but how often does Chris go outside? He's telling us he noticed a toe cut off so soon after it happened, that even after at least "a few weeks" of healing by itself after he found it, in addition to the healing time prior to him finding it, that the vet still needed to close it off? It doesn't add up, a hospital stay for having your foot cut off is only 7 days, and that's for a human foot with a lot more surface area to heal.
 
Marvin said:
We don't know.

All we know is that they've been doing the paper-shitting thing for way longer than the time it'd take to house train a dog. This seems to be their permanent solution.
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I have a feeling the only reason they did this is because both of them are too lazy to stick to a schedule to let the dogs out/train them to stand by the door when they need to go out. And they're unsocialized fat potatoes because they've probably never actually been allowed to enjoy the outdoors like normal dogs. The Chandlers really should not have dogs of all pets.

Karen Riley said:
Chris seems to think that the money he wastes at the beginning of the month shouldn't put people off from donating to him at the end of it which is baffling logic. If he didn't blow all the money he gets at the start of the month on Pokemon cards and Transformers toys he'd have more to spend at the end and wouldn't need to beg as much, so I don't get why he thinks he's getting one over on his trolls by saying what he did.
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So at one point, Clyde and I were keeping track of Chris' finances(wish I still had my spreadsheet). Chris would get his monthly at the beginning of the month, he would give his dad about half. But on a lot of months he would be down to maybe like $7 within the end of the first week. No idea where the rest of it would go. It would be a miracle if he still had $50 in his account by the end of the month.

P.S. And no, we didn't have access to his bank accounts.
 
Dat hairline is really, really, in retreat.

Poor cat. Intially he'll look after it but, after a while, kitty will be just as neglected as the other animals.

...and "nosey" trolls. Yes, because he's adapting another living being while still spending money on stupid kid's shit. Animals are expensive. So are Legos. Which comes first in Chris-land?
 
LoveYouLongTime said:
So at one point, Clyde and I were keeping track of Chris' finances(wish I still had my spreadsheet). Chris would get his monthly at the beginning of the month, he would give his dad about half. But on a lot of months he would be down to maybe like $7 within the end of the first week. No idea where the rest of it would go. It would be a miracle if he still had $50 in his account by the end of the month.
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Buying expensive toys, video games, and McDoodles for every meal adds up real fucking fast.
 
John Titor said:
They adopted from a shelter? Is it that easy to get approved?
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If the shelter's even remotely concerned about the wellbeing of the animals they're adopting out? No, it really isn't. There can be a home visit beforehand, and criteria you need to meet before you can take home a particular animal - things like whether or not there are any other cats or dogs in the home, if there are small children, if the animal is to be adopted out by itself or with another animal they're already bonded with like a parent or littermate. The shelter might well also charge an adoption fee to cover the cost of spay/neuter surgery and vaccines. A lot of shelters here in the UK will not allow animals to be adopted without a fee, to reduce the risk of them being taken by abusers. Chris did not get that kitty from any kind of shelter - it was part of a family of strays he was feeding. That guy is absolutely never going to be okayed by a shelter that requires a home visit at the very least.

I need to hug my kitties now.
 
Marvin said:
The dogs will have a somewhat better life, post-Barb. Fatty will put them out on a dog run instead of insisting on having them shit on newspaper indoors.
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That would require Dumpykins to actually build a dog run, wouldn't it? Isn't the dog run from Patty gone? I can't see Chris doing that kind of physical work and he's not going to spend money to have someone else build him one when he's got Transformers and My Little Ponies to buy. If he does anything it'll be to tie the dogs to one end of a rope and the other end to the deck pillars or to a tree, and then promptly forget to feed them since they aren't in the house to remind him. Most likely they'll remain in the house with Chris and continue to shit and piss all over the place.
 
Chris' new Facebook template is 'I've got news y'all: ______________, now give me money.'

xenomorph said:
The fucked up thing about all of this in the state of Virginia there is no limit to how many cats one can own. Dogs I believe its 7 is the max.
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Virginia is the best environment for Chris to develop his soon-to-be legendary cat lady skills. Go Chris! Go for the china pussy!
 
All I could think of from Chris' pose was Pietà. It's especially apt - the statue depicts Mary grieving over the corpse of Jesus, and I'm sure Chris will be grieving over the corpse of that poor kitten before much longer.
 

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Chris now: What I spend my money on is none of your business, filthy trolls!
Chris a few weeks ago: Help me pay my mortgage!
 
I find it disturbing Chris is taking to naming cats after food. First Spanish Chicken, now ice cream cat.
 
Jaiman said:
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Nice Rainbow Dash shirt.
The cat is cute but I feel pretty bad for it.
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It's hard to admit this, but Chris being happy with his pets isn't wrong.

However, there's just too much evidence that Chris and Barb are horrifically neglectful of them. It's a pitiful situation; even the most neglected animals can still love.
 
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