FB 9/19 - Another pet

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Put on a rope too so someone can pull you to safety.

All I needs is four stout men to work the bellows! And yeah, I know I'm spergier than usual about this, but cats are kind of my kryptonite. You see something innocent and vulnerable and you see that fuckwitted turd, and something snaps.
 
Poor kitty. No kitty should have to suffer as a Chandler pet. A dog maybe, but no kitties.
Also he talks about his finances being none of the nosey trolls' business, and then starts talking about his finances and asks for donations in that same post. Classic.
He has a point. He can spend his money however he wants. He doesn't seem to understand that people who are poor as shit shouldn't blow their tugboat in the first 10 days of the month and then expect internet strangers to cover the bills for him and his stupid mother.
 
I'm hoping the cat ends up being an outdoor cat that they feed. How many other cats do the Chandlers have? 2 or 3 others? If they don't even bother taking the dogs out, I highly doubt they clean the litter box and anyone who knows cats knows that you need multiple litter boxes, and lots of scooping to keep them happy and from shitting outside the box. Who the hell am I kidding, those cats probably piss and shit everywhere. Give it a few months then call the authorities for a wellness check. The ammonia and fecal smell will keep authorities interested in the Chandlers.

It has always bothered me that they have animals. Those animals are very much neglected. Just because you provide them food and shelter doesn't mean they're thriving.
 
Poor kitty. No kitty should have to suffer as a Chandler pet. A dog maybe, but no kitties.

He has a point. He can spend his money however he wants. He doesn't seem to understand that people who are poor as shit shouldn't blow their tugboat in the first 10 days of the month and then smugly expect internet strangers to cover the bills for him and his stupid mother.

That is a key part to this.
 
That would require Dumpykins to actually build a dog run, wouldn't it? Isn't the dog run from Patty gone? I can't see Chris doing that kind of physical work and he's not going to spend money to have someone else build him one when he's got Transformers and My Little Ponies to buy. If he does anything it'll be to tie the dogs to one end of a rope and the other end to the deck pillars or to a tree
That's what I meant by a dog run.
Most likely they'll remain in the house with Chris and continue to shit and piss all over the place.
Oh, I could not possibly imagine fatty doing that. Chris' actions aren't arbitrary. There's a method to his madness.
 
I honestly feel bad for the poor kitty. Both on how it's paw got cut off and how it will have to spend the rest of it's days being trapped in the evergrowing horde of trash and Legos that is the Chandler Household.
 
I'm hoping the cat ends up being an outdoor cat that they feed. How many other cats do the Chandlers have? 2 or 3 others? If they don't even bother taking the dogs out, I highly doubt they clean the litter box and anyone who knows cats knows that you need multiple litter boxes, and lots of scooping to keep them happy and from shitting outside the box. Who the hell am I kidding, those cats probably piss and shit everywhere. Give it a few months then call the authorities for a wellness check. The ammonia and fecal smell will keep authorities interested in the Chandlers.

It has always bothered me that they have animals. Those animals are very much neglected. Just because you provide them food and shelter doesn't mean they're thriving.
You usually have to protect your pets from outdoor disease, not so with the Chandlers.

I don't know if anyone has noticed it yet, but Chris' Man-Purse is hideous and unnecessary.
Also, kudos to Sonic rainboom for trolling Chris with that T-shirt, I bet that's the same skirt from the twirkin videa.
 
HOW do you not immediately notice a pet is missing a body part?! HOW?
Cats hide illnesses and injuries to avoid signaling weakness to predators. Combine that with general kitten squirminess and close observation of injuries becomes challenging.

I hope Green County or the Charlottesville area in general has a good TNR group to help deal with the outdoor cats that wander over to 14 BLC. The Chandlers could actually use something like that.

(EDIT: I know from Chris's post that the Charlottesville/Albemarle SPCA can't or won't deal with animals in Greene County, but maybe someone out there will.)
 
Also, kudos to Sonic rainboom for trolling Chris with that T-shirt, I bet that's the same skirt from the twirkin videa.

It certainly accentuates the muffin top.

I'm sure the local women are utterly moved by that sight.

Yeah, but it's probably only legal to euthanize the cat.

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Poor kitty. No kitty should have to suffer as a Chandler pet. A dog maybe, but no kitties.

He has a point. He can spend his money however he wants. He doesn't seem to understand that people who are poor as shit shouldn't blow their tugboat in the first 10 days of the month and then expect internet strangers to cover the bills for him and his stupid mother.

Yeah. Prior to the begging saga, I was really on the "Chris can do what he wants with his money train." In general, I am against bitching about how government assistance recipients spend their money, because it is impossible to do and ends up being petty and paternalistic. And in general, I thought that if Chris had a little left over from the relatively modest benefits he receives for a genuine mental condition, it is ok if he spends it on toys or junk food if he enjoys it. What was he supposed to do, send it back? I felt the same way, even more so, when he was selling shit. The argument that you shouldn't buy a medallion from him because he might spend the money on useless stuff baffled me. Those were legitimate transactions, and he earned the money, it was his to do what he wants with.

But once he started begging, I think he opened the door wide open for discussions of his spending and finances. If someone is considering tossing him a few bucks, they have the right to ask what he will spend it on. I guess Chris has the right to say "that's none of your business", but if he does, he has to accept that a lot of people's legitimate reactions will be to tell him to fuck off with his begging.

And it is super dumb to claim that donations go to useful things and the tugboat goes to toys, even if that is true. Clearly that means he is using donations to cover necessities he would otherwise have to spend the tugboat on, so the donations are still being used to allow him to toys. I do get the sense he believes his shit though, so I guess points for honesty, no points for intelligence.

I was somewhat impressed with the rest of the message though. He seems to have gone to some time and effort to find the most affordable and responsible way of helping a busted up cat. And he did a better job than usual at expressing gratitude for help he has gotten. Admittedly, in both cases, this is basic human decency, but it is a type of decency he often falls short at, so credit where credit is due.
 
Yeah yeah yeah, cats, Chris is bad at things, shouldn't own pets, etc etc.

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That hairline isn't in retreat, it's about to fucking surrender.
 
It certainly accentuates the muffin top.

I'm sure the local women are utterly moved by that sight.
It's not a normal muffin, but a muffin with extra baking powder. I think the deer green shirt of doom was swapped for the Sonic Rainboom because someone brought it up to Chris that wearing the same clothes every single day is not what cute girls do. Now, someone needs to convince him that all cute girls participate in wet T-shirt contests every weekend.

Chris didn't look too bad in the first Omegacon photograph, but in these ones the lighting just accentuates his terribly bumpy and greasy looking skin and stubble; the aging process is rapidly advancing in him as well. It's no surprise that there was a new study out saying that autistic people have shorter lifespans (especially the men) I felt bad for him, in the third photograph he looked like an Alzheimer patient, but I realize it could have been an autistic pause.
I know we make jokes about Chris all the time, but he seriously looks awful as far as health goes. Chris has aged horribly in the past few years.

Cats hide illnesses and injuries to avoid signaling weakness to predators. Combine that with general kitten squirminess and close observation of injuries becomes challenging.
Chris was the exact opposite of that with the taint

Yeah yeah yeah, cats, Chris is bad at things, shouldn't own pets, etc etc.

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That hairline isn't in retreat, it's about to fucking surrender.

I'm sure Chris will just tell you, "it's just pattern baldness, all the cute girls are doin' it these days, Britney Spears went bald for a while, and look at how well it turned out for her".
 
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