Money FB 9/3/14 Ebay Hurry up

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Luz Noceda

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I love how Chris feels that the opportunity to buy something without the hassle of clicking an entirely different link is a motivating factor.
 
I can't wait for it to reaaaalllly become an auction.

Auctioneer said:
Canigeta $50!-50-50-50-anditsnow45-45-45-45 40!-40-40 dollars themaninthepicklesuit!wants35!-35-35-canIgetageta30!-30-30 sweetheartfromthegroundupoffers 20!-20dollars! c'monpeopleitssignedbythecreatorandartist-15!-15-15dollars TEN dollars! How lowcanyougo!? suckysucky FIVE DOLLAR! FIVE DOLLAR! Four Dollar! Three Dollar! Ah ah ah Two Dollars! TWO DOLLARS...... SOLD! to the unneapplealing drag queen for TWO Dollar! Me Love You Long Time!
 
At this point, Chris is trying to get water from a well that has run dry, been bulldozed and paved into a parking lot.
 
Chris utterly fails at marketing. "If you don't hurry up and buy my picture, I'm gonna relist it over and over until I sell it!!! Limited time offer!!!!"
 
Hurry up and draw the birth of Sonichu's Children! You want my $500 or not? NO HAGGLE. NO DISCOUNTS. $500 could be yours Chris, I'm dead serious!
 
I'm pretty sure if Chris could put together four FULL SIZE Sonichu comics, he could net a grand.

He won't, because he's lazy.
 
This ebay trip is getting boring, even sad. He has sold more paintings than hitler during college, thats the small dream of any artist, but its over, time to move on christy.
 
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